http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/05/chris-christie-profanity-laced-speech
New Jersey governor Chris Christie is known for his salty language, and his love of a good curse word was on full display Wednesday night at the annual New Jersey Legislative Correspondents Club Show. The event, a good-natured exercise in roasting and joking not entirely unlike the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner.
Christie, who is widely presumed to be planning a Republican bid for the presidency, opened by acknowledging that his staff did not create a video for his appearance, as they had in some years past. After listing a number of potential excuses for not having produced a video, Christie delivered his first punch line. “I can tell you all of those things, and none of it would be true,” he said. “The truth of the matter is, we don’t give a shit about this, and we don’t give a shit about you.”
The opening joke, like most of Christie’s jokes throughout the night, was met with raucous laughter in the audience.
“Speaking of things I don’t give a shit about, let’s start with the president of whatever this thing is,” Christie continued, before ripping into NJ.com reporter Claude Brodesser-Akner. “I’m not even going to try the last name, not because I can’t pronounce French names or whatever it is, but because, again, I don’t give a shit what his name is.”
Christie made fun of Brodesser-Akner for previously working at TMZ. “This is a guy who says he doesn’t know what I’m doing every day,” Christie said of Brodesser-Akner. “I heard that part of [his] speech. Then just get the fuck away from me. Every time I turn the corner in New Hampshire, or Iowa, or any place else, you and that beard are there. So here’s my suggestion: open your eyes, clean the shit out of your ears, and pay attention. Then you’ll know what I’m doing.”