/pnt5way/ - Halfway House

>>18103

Guess there's only one way to find out.

We'll go visit Weiss soon, see if this can work.

>blushu

>resumes with the massages

Not like there's a ton of competition for one anymore anyway.

>>18104

If it does not fix her wounds, she may at least feel a clarity. The Song of Healing is funny like that. I'm certain you and Weiss will be back to trespassing in no time.

Competition...?

>>18105

>grins

I hope. Things haven't been the same without her.

I'm not going to pretend like I didn't have people steal me things for a free massage.

>>18106

>I'd steal you my heart but you already took it

>if you say that out loud you're getting the cone of shame

...but...if they stole you things, then they were not free.

>>18107

>shrug

They didn't have to give me money.

>>18056

Not a bit. It's all natural~

>one of the roots wraps around her waist

>squeeze

>>18057

>What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?

Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh.

>>18058

...I'm beginning to wonder hiw alive this plant really is.

>the roots snap back into their pot

Hoo boy

>>18059

...okay are you SURE haven't done anything, because normal plants aren't supposed to do that.

>>18060

I really, really didn't. I used normal soil, normal fertilizer, and normal light!

>...

I mean, the seeds were weird seeds I found in an old computer box, but that couldn't have done anything.

>>17982

>>17981

>Maybe you no longer know because you got something just like them

>Right now

>Everyone acknowledges you already

>goes silent for the night

>>17982

>>17983

>You're a master tactician

>I will crush you without mercy

>But I still respect you

>>17984

>damn

>therapy time with Kumagawa always hurts so good

>>17982

>>17983

Vat's zere to figure out?

>>17981

At least it vasn't red.

>>17985

>That's big talk coming from someone still in the MAGE CAGE OMEGA

>>17986

You know...true intentions...opinions on things...

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>>17842

Heather, that's dumb.

Try your fairy bread.

>extends the box to her

It's really good.

>>17843

I know my fairy bread is good. I know my way around bread.

...

>tries some anyway

Mmmmm...this just confirms it.

>>17844

Exactly

It's good stuff.

>>17845

...well if I'm still here for your next birthday, I'll make sure to make some more.

>>17846

>thumbs up

>continuously nomming

>>17732

No reason.

>(X) Trout

Oh right. That Hawkmoth guy. Are we seriously going to France for that?

>>17733

Heather, we've been through a lot together.

I seriously hope you're not accusing me of being a liar right now.

Why wouldn't we?

He messed with Mado.

I am not going to put up with that crap.

>>17734

>(Y) Lie

All I'm saying is that this wouldn't be the first time you kept information from me, if you were lying.

I know we gotta stop him but holy fuck are the staff gonna be mad.

"Yeah, we just got back from fighting a serial killer, some of us got here, okay we're going to another country now."

>>17735

There is a huge difference between not telling someone a plan and lying to someone's face.

...we'll figure something out.

I mean we can't just not go to Paris and find this guy.

>>17736

Is there really?

We'll discuss Paris plans in the morning.

For some reason I'm still pretty tired.

>heads to bed

>>17490

I dunno about you but I'm in no hurry.

Now relax. We're just going to stab a serial killer ghost a bunch of times.

>>17491

>grins

You were asking for it.

>walks inside clutching Celty's helmet

Everyone left again...

>?

>

>...

>First aid has now been dispensed

>Heather is now in her room

>Kumamgawa is in his room all bandaged up

>Sakura is probably eating a skinless chicken breast like a monster or something

>Henry is on the couch as Jinx silently tries to stop the blood

>>17628

...

>Henry's hands twitch before firmly gripping the armrest of the couch

>Henry breaths deeply before he forces himself up.

We did it, Jinx...we stopped Walter.

>Blood drips slowly from his wounds

Everyone is safe...and he's finally put to rest....

>Henry slowly limps towards the exit

Take care of your friends, Jinx. They need your help more than I do.

>Henry puts his hand on the doorknob

Don't worry about me...

I'm fine.

I'm...fine...

I'm fine.

>Henry leaves the halfway house

>>17622

>Uses what little strength he has left trying to fend off Walter's blows, but he's losing blood fast

>>17621

You're a brave boy, Walter.

>>17622

>...

>standing back and not interfering with the situation was clearly a mistake

>levitates Walter into the air

>begins to pick up the spears from the ground

I will admit

>STAB

I'm not really used to doing anything this gory

>STAB

but I'm not going to pretend like

>STAB

I'm not enjoying seeing such a crazy psychopath like you

>STAB

go down

>rest of the stabs happen in silent

>>17624

>he's gone silent as well

>just taking the stabs until he goes completely limp

>except for his arm

>which slowly lifts upward

>Walter points his gun at Jinx

>>17624

>>17625

BOOM

Smashes through the wall and engulfs Walter.

>>17625

>>17626

>...

>stares forward for a few moments trying to process what just happened

Do you think we should fo-

>everyone besides for herself is barely conscious

Guess none of us are really in the shape to double check huh?

>rubs the back of her head

>increasingly self aware that she took a blow she was not supposed to be able to take

...let's go back home.

>levitates everyone who cannot walk back through the portal

>>17340

Jinx has anyone ever told you you're too paranoid?

I don't know, I mean I know some people aren't as great as the pedestal you put them on but these guys prove it a million times that they are the pedestal.

And it's not like I think all these heroes as they call them selves are cool. The ones that aren't working for someone are usually just uncontrollable phonies but Jinx these guys are like under the world government. The serve the people.

You become a supervillian and you wanna stick with your actual name? You're no fun~

>>17341

Uh...it-

>Holds up her finger to respond

>Barely has chance to answer Ruby's question before she's already about to leave

>smooch'd

>Hair stands up

>Steam pouring from her ears

>......

>touches cheek

>M-my heart is thumping on it's own senpai

>What does it aaalll meeean?!

>Just keeps stunningly blinking her eyes as Ruby leaves

>>17339

Haruno, Sakura.

>That's not even a good racist excuse come on now

>Sides, the devil girl has pink hair too, and you didn't mistake her for a nurse

No problem...

>>17343

I've been told i'm paranoid way too frequently.

Like it's just undeserving.

Weiss, you only see what they want to see.

I've been on the other side.

They're fascists. I'll say that much.

Can you blame me? I've got huge pink horns on my head.

I can't exactly maintain a secret identity.

>>17344

Well then Thank you very much Haruno.

>Shit, she's on to me

>...

>Was she staring at me?

>She must have seen my scars

>She saw them didn't she

>She must not wanna even look at me

>instinctively covers her right side

>>17346

>It's okay, I have lots of scars too

>Watches the ice queen cover herself, and absent-mindedly puts her hands on her belly

Why are you here?

>>17281

Using a chaos orb to catch someone quicker is fine, but having superheroes do it is too far?

>>17282

It's not about being fast.

I don't give a crap if we're doing it with integrity or whatever.

I just don't want to see any of these people.

Especially not in here where I can't escape them.

>>17285

It's not like they're going to throw you in jai. You're already here.

>>17286

I'm not scared of prison.

I just don't want to have to deal with these people.

I don't want to make small talk and pretend to be comfortable they're snooping around our house.

>>17024

...it's...okay if you were stimulated, Kuma. The prostate is a very sensitive part of the body.

>this nigga

>looks up from her notes

Mado has been through something traumatic. She may be angry for a little while yet, but it's not your fault at all.

>>17025

Yeah, I remember thinking "well this is different but not entirely unwelcome''

>turns to her quizzically

Does this mean I have to kiss guys now?

Cause I think Kenny and Schrodinger are sending me signals and I just don't know what to do.

Ah, is that whats wrong? I thought she was just feeling me up. My butt is pretty nice I figured right?

>shakes it at her

But it's good to know it's not my fault. I wonder if I should do something to make her feel better.

>>17026

I'll do you one better: you can kiss both. Welcome to America in 2016. Go give that barbed dong a try.

>now that's a behind worth plundering

That's a great idea...or it will be tomorrow. I don't think approaching her tonight would be the best idea.

>>17027

>Gasp

Really? Can I have a kiss then?

....

>Blushes a bit

That's alittle too direct PB.

I-I'm not sure If my heart is ready for that.

But I understood your meaning.

hmm, You're probably right I should think of something nice in the mean time once she's calmed down and I've figured out a way to pad my butt.

>Meanwhile, with Weiss

>Pondering if throwing her in a bathtub full of Aloe might help.

>>16868

>but think of the smell

>this is the best help money could buy isn't it

>>16869

>I'll steal you the fanciest soap I can get my hands on

>You'll be really proud ;-;

>>16870

>fresh aloe smells lovely

Click

>Weiss is suddenly in a tub full of aloe.

>with a ton of sliced up and gutted aloe plants around her

>and a bottle of aloe drink on a table next to the tub.

>Dog maid on the other hand is sitting down, tuckered out, with a nice glass of ice tea.

>>16872

>Thank you diligent maid

>I feel myself getting a percent less horrendous looking

>Afterwards we can take this cure and have it manufactured to the hood

>>16728

Jinx, I think...I just don't understand why! I was completely out of the loop!

>>16730

Pretty sure she zought her plan vas great or some nonsense like zat.

>palm, meet own face

>smack

>then wonders where Mako ran off to.

>>16734

>face palms with him

>this is a terrible day

>>16735

Vell...Vat can ve do at zis point?

>>16734

>She never left

>>16725

You seem to think that you're more determined about keeping your plan that you'll be able to combat the combined skill of everyone who keeps turning against you.

You won't win.

Next time we see each other, you are going to lose and you aren't going to come back.

>leaves for the portal

>>16727

>Suddenly...GIANT WORM

>It slams through one wall, its mouth eating away at the wood, and begins eating away at the other wall

>Little Walter is a little spooked

>Big Walter has no reaction

>>16729

>jumps back

>force field

>glances back

>Only the kid is freaked out and I'm worse than him

>Damn it

>There went my big heroic speech

>puts down the shield

>just steps around it awkwardly

>grumbling under her breath

>>16731

>look at the hole that the worm left behind

>it's the exit

>>16732

>Ew.

>Joseph definitely did not tell me that's how the portal was made

>crawls through

>>16545

>tries to focus on her method of confusion and hit.

>Rushu.?

>is all she has time to question before her hit is immediately countered and she is forced against the wall

>Her sword falls from her hand and she tries not to throw up as she gets up on her hands and knees.

>she coughs and spits, and feels herself wobble in eveyr muscle

>She looks up at him with a intense glare that looks like it could easily shatter before the glyph appears and she feels her body beaten down again by sudden flames and lets out a scream

'Araaaaaaagh!

>>16548

BAHAHAHAHA!

Did ya' see that? That's how you do it!

>That's enough, Anathar. We're done here. The portal is almost ready. We need to leave.

Tch...Fine, fun killer.

>Slowly transforms back to regular old Connie and looks down at the beaten and charred Weiss.

>Mouths "Sorry" and walks off back to the wrecked house before disappearing entirely.

HOLY SHIT, WHAT A CLUSTERFUCK.

GLAD I'M NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE.

>>16549

>She doesn't even twitch with signs she could get up.

>She lays outside with bruises and clothes both tattered and burned. Her pure white skin resembles charcoal now.

>Robots are all completely torn to pieces everywhere.

>House is a wreck

>Orb is gone

>Jinx is gonna be so proud of me

>Ahri is gonna make me Inmate of the month.

>appears with a pair of sun glasses and a floppy hat.

>sipping on what's left of a Cosmopolitan. Trying that whole "hair of the dog" method of dealing with a hangover.

>It's somewhat working.

Vell, zat vas fu-

>Sees the house

>Sees the people

...Vat...ze...fuck?