No.14713
Meanwhile inside of an unsuspecting mall,
No.14715
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>deep breath
>ah, mall smell
>It smells like chinese food and consumerism
Yes Heather. It's exactly like a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
No.14716
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>[nervous Heather noises]
>>14715
How long until "Tom" comes after us?
No.14717
>>14716
>grins
That's the fun part.
I don't know why you look so glum about it.
No.14718
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>>14717
I'm not worried about the guards coming. It's just...malls and I don't have the best relationship.
No.14720
>following the scent of processed cheese and breaded """meat"""
>bugers and fries, both supersized
>sniffs and begins to drool
No.14721
>>14720
You wan t me to get you something?
No.14722
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>>14719
I was at a mall when all the monster, cult, supernatural stuff in my life started...again.
>>14720
Are you hungry?
No.14723
>>14722
>>14721
Can get it myse-
>no money
>no wallet to hold money
>stares longingly at the menus above the counter
...yes, please.
No.14724
>>14722
...oh.
Why didn't you say anything before?
I wouldn't have poofed us here.
I don't want to dredge up anything like that.
>>14723
Whatcha want?
No.14725
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>>14723
Then just look at the menu and pick what you want. We'll pay for you.
>>14724
It's fine. I can make this work. I want to be able to go to malls.
No.14726
>>14725
>nose wrinkle
Okay, if you say so.
If you start having traumatic flashbacks or anything just tell me.
No.14727
>>14724
...the big one. With bacon.
>hungry lip smacking
Onion rings. Please.
>>14725
>the helicopter blade wags like a tail
Sorry. Pay you back someday. No money...
No.14728
>>14727
Sure.
>and then several minutes later Carol now had a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings
When was the last time you had real food like this?
No.14729
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>>14726
Got it. You'll be the first person I go to if I have a panic attack.
>>14727
>pulling money out of her wallet
Don't worry about it, you don't need to pay me back.
No.14730
>>14728
>off comes the mask
...don't remember. Before Brain Drain and Valentine.
>picks up the buger and takes a messy bite out of it
...
>a tear drips down her cheek
S'really g'rd
>>14729
Have to. Debt is serious.
>she says, with several fries dangling from her mouth
No.14731
>>14729
>thumbs up
>reaches around her neck
>no key
>frown
It's been like over a week.
It's been gone longer than I even had it for and I'm still doing this.
>>14730
>pats her back
There will be plenty more of those to eat.
No.14732
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>>14730
I'm not the mafia, you don't need to worry about me trying to get money out of you.
>look at her eat those fries
>messy and precious
>>14731
>frown
I know it sucks, but maybe it's time we start trying to get past the key. We're making a lot of progress without it.
No.14733
>>14732
Sure, but think of what we could do if we had it.
>taps chin
Like what if Alex used it?
He might not know the stalker by name but what if he's seen him before and just doesn't remember it?
No.14734
>>14733
Do you think he'd be up for using the key?
If we had it, I mean.
No.14735
>>14734
He doesn't need to come with us in the memory...I think.
So long as he's the one who opens the door, that should be enough.
No.14736
>>14731
There will?
>voice crack
>>14732
...I had a friend in a mafia. She didn't like it.
>wipes her face
>takes another hulking bite
...y-you two...are good friends...
No.14737
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>>14735
Really? I didn't know that. How many key experiments did you do that one night?
>>14736
Aww, thanks. You're a good friend too.
>...
You have a friend in the mafia?
No.14738
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>>14736
Yeah there will.
Don't sweat it.
This is the least we could do.
>>14737
I mean I'm not sure.
I could be wrong.
...I was up for a really long time, like all night.
I didn't find anything that I really wanted to though.
No.14739
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>>14737
>nods slowly
Her name is Filia. I tried to look for her when she escaped, but...she got into an accident, and now I can't find her.
>snff
I hope she's okay.
>>14738
...it's hard to trust people. I want to try, though.
>thick swallow
My name is Carol
No.14740
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>>14738
It's still hard for me to imagine how many experiments you could do with that key.
>>14739
O-oh.
Well, uh, Carol, I'm sure you'll figure out what happened to her one day soon.
No.14741
>>14739
I'm no stranger to that.
>smiles
Hi Carol.
>>14740
Well it wasn't non stop going in and out of the door.
I tried to see if I could find any more powers it had.
Nope.
It won't show you the memories from any other perspective but yourself.
It doesn't seem to do happy memories.
It you try to leave the memory before it's finished, you can't.
You can't affect the scene at all. You can't even really move from the one spot really.
So basically I didn't get anything useful.
No.14742
>>14741
So it's just a sad memory slideshow you can't do anything with. Great.
>frown
No.14743
>>14740
...think I'll find her before I worry about Valentine.
>look at that, you quelled her anger
>a bit
>>14741
...is Jinx your real name?
No.14744
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>>14742
It's not even necessarily sad memories.
Just not positive ones.
One thing I did figure out though is that there's a way to pause the memory.
If you try to move out of the spot, everything freezes. If you try to walk around you can't really see anything else but you can see the details of things frozen in time if you want.
>>14743
It sounds like a nickname doesn't it?
Nah, that's my real name.
Don't have a last name either.
It's just Jinx.
I'm like Madonna or Cher.
No.14745
>>14743
>I've done it.
>I've soothed the savage beast
If you ever need any help, just come to us.
>>14744
Huh. That could be really useful, actually.
No.14746
>>14745
Could be.
If we had it.
>frown
No.14747
>>14745
Okay.
...I'll help you, too. If I can. I break things more than I help them.
>Gae Bolga spines pop out from her wrists
>spears a fry
I heard you were finding a ghost.
>>14744
I don't remember my last name, either. It's okay.
>...
Maybe we can make up a name.
No.14748
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>>14746
Maybe we should confront Deadpool about it. Whenever he shows himself again.
>>14747
That's right. We're trying to find a ghost, and we're getting close to getting them too.
No.14749
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>>14747
>small smile
Sure, what do you have in mind?
>>14748
I doubt he'll get it back for us.
If anything that'll probably make hold it out longer out spite.
We need a plan b.
No.14750
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>>14749
Plan b? What could plan b be? Finding a way to steal the key back?
No.14751
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>>14750
We either the key back orrrrrrrrrr
>looks around
what if there's another one?
I mean there's two confirmed.
There's gotta be other ones out there...somewhere.
No.14752
>>14748
...hrmn. I can help with that. Good at finding people.
>>14749
>senses the discomfort at some level
>bows her head
I'll think. But you have more important things to worry about. I can help with that.
No.14753
>>14751
Finding another key? How would we even start with that?
>>14752
We're pretty sure the ghost should be somewhere in the house. We don't know exactly where, but somewhere.
No.14755
>>14752
Nah, it's okay.
I don't think you can help us much anyway.
We're looking for a magical artifact.
>>14753
I hadn't thought that far.
All I know is that there has to be more than two out there.
No.14756
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>>14754
>waves at her
>>14755
In that case, the best we can do is keep following what we can, and hopefully find some information on the keys along the way.
No.14757
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>>14753
Is it a mad ghost...?
>>14754
>that girl is too happy
>[suspicious]
>>14755
Oh...okay. I'll stay out of the way, then.
No.14758
>>14754
>oh no
>>14756
I guess.
....you wanna go to Hot Topic now?
No.14759
>>14757
I don't know if it's a mad ghost, but we're pretty sure it's a bad ghost.
>>14758
...let's do it.
No.14760
>>14757
I mean you can help us out.
I just don't know how.
Things are pretty weird right now.
>>14759
>grins
This is gonna be so fun.
No.14761
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>>14759
Will your magical artifact send it back to...the man in red?
>>14760
>things are always weird for Carol
>grunts
Just tell me if you need me.
No.14762
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>>14760
>and so, they marched on down to the Hot Topic
>>14761
Man in red?
...I don't know. Maybe. We're still trying to figure all this out.
No.14763
>>14761
Will do.
You don't have any experience with ghosts do you?
No.14764
>>14758
>Oh yes
>>14756
>>14757
>Waves back
>Dashes off to the food court
No.14765
>>14763
...no. Only zombies and parasites. Sorry...
>and a ninja
>hate
>>14762
You know...the devil.
>trails behind them slowly
>feels uneasy the moment Hot Topic rolls into view
No.14766
>>14764
>watches her run off
There she goes
>>14765
Nah, it's cool.
We'll figure this out one way or another.
No.14767
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>>14764
>May God have mercy on that food court.
>>14765
Oh. Yeah, we'll figure out how to send the bad ghost down to him, sure.
>Don't be scared bby
>It's just Hot Topic
>>14766
So...what are you gonna get here?
No.14768
>>14767
>>14766
>I don't like topics
>especially not hot ones
...I'm glad. What is this place?
No.14769
>>14767
T-shirts, duh.
I mean I guess you can other stuff but the whole "buy a corset here" thing seemed weird to me anyway.
No.14770
>>14767
>T-shirts, duh.
>I mean I guess you can other stuff but the whole "buy a corset here" thing seemed weird to me anyway.
>>14768
A magical place filled with t-shirts and cool things.
No.14771
>>14768
It's a store. For spooky stuff.
>>14769
>>14770
>looks around the store
>picks up a "dark" and "edgy" doll
Gotcha. Go find some shirts.
No.14772
>>14771
>beams
>is milling about the the large wall of t-shirts
>Aww yuss
>This is where I belong
No.14773
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>>14770
...
>suppose I do need out of these rags
>hobbles in after them, looking like a wary animal
I see...a lot of cartoon things.
>>14771
>certainly is spooky
>stares at a Dr. Who figurine with utter distrust
...spooky.
No.14774
>>14773
I know right?
Isn't it great?
No.14775
>>14772
>handling a Minecraft Creeper plush
>...at least Jinx is having a good time.
>>14773
Don't worry. It's all just things. Nothing in here can hurt you.
>shows her the creeper plush
>pokes it
See?
No.14776
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>well, would you look at who's set up a chain nearby
>:3c
No.14777
>>14774
>pulls a Red Riding Hood hood down from a shelf
>
...and I don't look silly in this stuff...?
>>14775
>is it going to explode
>I bet it is
>pokes the little green monster in its eye
...okay.
No.14778
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>>14776
>peers out of the Hot Topic
>So that's where Muffet's been
>Just watches her, and her spidery ways
>>14777
There's nothing to be afraid of. And you look adorable in that stuff.
>turns over to a shelf of Deadpool stuff
Seriously?
No.14779
>>14777
'Course not.
This stuff is cool.
>>14775
>does not know about Heather's pain
>probably wouldn't care anyway
>>14776
>looks out the window briefly
>does a double take
Is that Muffet out there?
No.14780
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>>14778
>do you still distrust me
>that's a shame
>cleaning some dishes across from the Hot Topic
>multi-handed wave
>>14779
>the neon sign above her flashes
>"CHEZ MUFFET"
No.14781
>>14780
Wow.
From our halfway house to the mall.
She's really made it big, huh?
>waves
No.14782
>>14778
>cheered up immensely
>the concept of "cute" is one Carol holds dear
...who is that man?
>>14779
>mystified by a t-shirt with Rarity's mark on it
>you're starting to draw her in Jinx
>what have you done
No.14783
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>>14779
>Jinx is lost.
>In an goth world
>In an emo time.
>>14780
>What can I say, munsterfolk are an anomaly to me.
>slowly waves back
Hello Muffet.
Good to see you.
>>14782
That's Deadpool. He's a...we see him a lot at the house.
>Deadpool watches
>Deadpool shirts
>Deadpool mugs
He's really selling himself out.
No.14784
>>14782
You're going to like it here a lot.
I can feel it.
>>14783
>Jinx needs Jesus
No.14785
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>>14783
Dearie, it's been too long.
>cups of tea poured for when the Hot Topic nightmare is over
How have you been?
>>14781
You flatter me so~
>little spiders carry an oversized bag of money behind her
>lodsofemone
No.14786
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>>14780
>Suddenly, FRISK
Hi Muffet! How are you?
No.14787
>Manning a little make-shift booth a bit of a ways away from the hot topic
>"suport Temmie cool leg fund'' painted haphazardly on the front
No.14788
>>14783
...I didn't know people would buy things if you put their faces on it.
>scratches her head
Is he famous?
>>14784
I should have come here way before.
>we all need jesus here
No.14789
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>>14784
>I'm going to exorcise her right now.
>You watch
>>14785
Good. Good. Busy. But good. How about you?
>>14787
...what.
>>14788
I guess so, judging by how well his movie did.
No.14790
>>14785
>leaving the Hot Topic with a bunch of useless merchandise
>enters the restaurant
So what happens after this?
Gonna make this a chain?
>>14788
You're here now and that's all that matters.
>Amen
>>14789
>Do it
>It'll be hilarious
>Civil War right here right now
No.14791
>>14786
>there's my babbu
I'm just fine and well, Frisk. Here to make more friends~?
>>14787
>...well, at least they're no serious threat financially
>sends a spider over with a few gold coins to give
>>14789
Busy as a bee! Or a spider. I miss the days that I could just fool around and sell muffins to you hoodlums~
But...my business is doing good things. Lots of charities, lots of spider saved.
>>14790
>long silence
You know? I think I'm going to keep it to just this restaurant. Money is less glamorous than avarice makes it out to be.
Besides, I'd like to come visit sometime~
No.14792
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>>14787
>eyes widen
Hi Temmie!
>>14791
Yep! Mom's also buying me some shirts! I like your store!
No.14793
>>14791
Not interested in making the most money possible?
Who are you and what did you do with Muffet?
No.14794
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>>14790
>I'm gonna drag a mage cage over to Jinx.
>And throw her in a mage cage.
>Just you wait.
>>14791
About that...how exactly are you funds saving spiders?
No.14795
>>14794
>by the time you get the mage cage out Jinx will have crafted an anti mage cage.
No.14796
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>>14795
>Did you really think I wouldn't come prepared with an anti mage cage cage?
No.14797
>>14796
>but this was all just a clever ruse to force you into my anti anti mage cage cubed
No.14798
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>>14792
Well now, isn't that sweet of Ms. Toriel. And you~
>slides a donut over the counter for Frisk
>no bill for you
>>14793
>wide grin
Okay, maybe money is still glamorous, but...it's just a tiny, tiny iota below the joy of having friends.
>>14794
I send them to organizations that preserve their habitats, and organizations that protest their use in scientific experimentation. I even have them airlifted to my home, where they can live happily!
No.14799
>>14789
hOI!
i'm temmie
>>14791
>dosh
>yaYA!!
>takes gold
>>14792
hOI human!
No.14800
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>>14797
>Look at yourself
>Now look at me
>Now look at yourself
>Now look at me
>You're already in the mage cage OMEGA
>Spiritually, I mean.
>>14798
...how many spiders live in your home?
No.14801
>>14798
Wow! Thanks Muffet!
>munches on the donut
>Happy Frisky
>>14799
How are you today, Temmie?
No.14802
>>14798
That's fair enough.
What do you have here besides tea?
>>14800
>SHIT
>well better sell my soul to Tzeentch now
No.14803
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>>14799
...what?
>>14802
>Yeah, that's probably for the best.
No.14804
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>>14799
>you certainly are Temmie
>>14800
Sixty two million, fifty three thousand, eight hundred and twenty seven. Counting fertilized eggs.
>says this as if it were completely normal
>>14801
>that is my goal
>...well, my goal is to be rich, but I digress
How is Mettaton?
>>14802
Biscuits, muffins, donuts, cookies, eclairs, chocolates, butterscotches, and baking tools. Convenience is the key~
No.14805
>>14803
>There's really no other option
>I mean how else can you go against a mage cage OMEGA?
>You can't
>>14804
Can you bring me an eclair please?
No.14806
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>>14804
...
That's a lot of spiders.
>>14805
>You just can't.
>Sorry.
>It's soul selling time.
No.14807
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>>14804
Mettaton's been great! He has his own show, and he did a show with my friends, and I was on his show, and we had lots of fun!
No.14808
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>>14805
>a spider with a mustache immediately carts one over
>Steve French's distant cousin
That will be $9, please.
>>14806
>and that's a lot of ass
We live in groups. Only one queen, though.
>a few crawl up Heather's arms
><3
>>14807
Well now, that's just wonderful~
>stingy robot owes me two key in gold
>should have known not to gamble with me
If you see him, tell him that Muffet is looking for him, hmm?
No.14809
>>14806
>Yup
>Bye soul
>See ya never
No.14810
>>14803
wuld u liek to donaet to te temmie colleg fund?! proseeds go to helpin tems get...BETTER educashin!!
tem takes gold or ca$h!!
>>14801
donashuns hav ben slow, but tem is detemmined.
...wood u like 2...chip IN?
>>14804
>:3
No.14811
>>14808
>GET YOUR SPIDER EYES OFF MY HUMAN RUMP
>Freezes up when she feels the spiders on her
Could you please get your friends off of me?
>twitch
>>14809
>It's for the best.
>Who wants to be stuck in the OMEGA, you know?
No.14812
>>14808
What?
9 dollars for one eclair?
You can't be serious.
>>14811
>Yup
>No point in even fighting it
>Only a chaos god could save me from it
No.14813
>>14808
Sure!
>gasps
You, me, and Mettaton should play together!
>>14810
>hands the Tem a crisp one dollar bill
>and 1 Gold
Here you go, Temmie!
No.14814
>>14810
...what?
>>14812
>I gotta get to work on building an ever bigger mage cage then.
No.14815
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>>14811
>that rump will make a man very happy someday
But they like you so much~
>snaps her fingers
>Heather is soon spider-free
>>14812
They're made using imported chocolate!
>groans
$5.
>>14813
Play? I think Mettaon's playing is a bit different than ours, buttercup.
>tricksky, tricksy robot
What were you thinking?
No.14816
>>14814
>I won't even have magic if I sold my soul
>C'mon
>>14815
>smiles
Could be a little cheaper.
No.14817
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>>14816
>snickers in spite of it
If you want it any cheaper, you'll have to make it worth my while, ahuhuhu~
>slides the eclair over
No.14818
>>14815
>Don't you tell me what my rump will or will not do!
>sighs in relief
Thank you, Muffet.
So...is the mall a good location for you?
>>14816
>Maybe you would.
>Just to be safe let's build a mage cage that could capture a god
No.14819
>>14817
You drive a hard bargain.
>squint
>accepts the $5 eclair
>>14818
>You're a mad man, Heather
>Someone needs to stop you
No.14820
>>14815
Hmm...
I don't know. But I bet we could do something fun! Maybe a board game?
No.14821
>Tossed out of the food court
No.14823
>>14822
>springs back onto her feet
Apparently "All You Can Eat" isn't meant to be taken literally...
>I'm not even half-full
>grumble
No.14824
>>14818
It certainly is~ Between the teenagers that have never tasted baked goods before through all the chemical garbage they eat, and the old ladies that are rampant in the area, I'm getting a lot of business~
>an old lady scowls at her nearby
Oh, you know it's true.
>>14819
My mother Esther told me that a sot bargain would never do~
>>14820
...Monopoly.
>utterly serious look
I'm the banker.
>>14821
>serves you right
>hoodlum
No.14825
>>14824
AAARRGGGGG BE QUIET LITTLE MISSY, AND GIVE ME THOSE SNICKERDOODLES! I'M OLD AND DIABETIC AND NEED THEM!
No.14826
>>14824
Muffet can I have some advice?
>nom nom
There's a guy that owes me a serious debt and he hasn't paid it.
What should I do?
>>14823
Wait there's a buffet in this mall?
Wow.
No.14827
No.14828
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>>14819
>You can't rage my cage.
>>14824
Do you plan on expanding your whole business anytime soon?
No.14829
>>14824
That sounds like fun!
>Poor, poor, ignorant Frisk
No.14830
>>14828
>You're a tyrant
>a cage obsessed tyrant
No.14831
>>14825
You know the cost, dearie~
>points to a sign on the counter
>
>>14826
Hunt him down, tie him up, and give him a few "persuasion pats" until he agrees to give you your money.
>sugary smile
If that doesn't work, hunt down his family and loved ones, and find ways to make their lives worse, so that they pressure him to give you your money~
>>14828
Not any time soon. I think...I'm content with this place. An entire restaurant, where people come to eat good food, and I take all of their good money~
>>14829
>the emotional damage will be devastating
>you'll be bankrupt and I will take all of your property
>you don't know what you've done, child
>pats her head
I eagerly await game night~
No.14832
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>>14830
>Don't you see, Jinx, this was never about mages and anti-mages
>It was always about cages
>>14831
Then I'm glad you've found your own little spot in life then.
No.14833
>>14831
Me too! I should get back to my mom now! See you later, Muffet!
>Skips away
No.14834
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>>14832
>Someone has to free the people of these shackles
>...cages
>whatever
>Point is you're going down
>>14831
>jotting down notes
How do I figure out who his family is?
No.14835
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>>14832
Rightly so! But for now, closing time is at hand, we have to clean.
>pauses
I hope I see you again soon, Heather.
>>14833
Have a good evening!
>>14834
Take his name to a chronology center, root through his wallet to find photos, ask acquaintances...the sky is the limit!
>toothy grin
Don't let anyone skimp out on money that they owe you. Weakness is not something money will tolerate.
>gently pulls the metal sheet down over the counter
>CLOSED
No.14836
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>out and about shopping
>wow she isn't strung out in a labcoat for once
No.14837
>>14835
Eh already?
>finishes the eclair
Thanks for the advice though.
>leaves the store
>>14836
>Shit.
>We didn't get permission to leave.
No.14838
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>>14837
>expectant nod
Don't get your junk in a bunk, I'll say I went with you. Just, uh...don't do it again.
>adjusts her hat
No.14839
>>14838
>sigh of relief
Have I ever told you that you're the best?
No.14840
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>>14839
No. But that's nice to hear every once in awhile.
>us pink haired folk need to stick together
Where are you headed next? I'm done all my shoppin' bizz.
No.14841
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>>14834
>CAN'T OUTSTAGE THE CAGE
>>14835
Later Muffet.
>Maybe she's not the monster I think she is.
>>14836
>OH NO
>>14838
>OH YEAH
No.14842
>>14841
>MAYBE CULTS HAVE A POINT
>ANTI-MAGIES GET OUT
>>14840
I'm not sure.
I mostly came here to buy some stuff at Hot Topic.
Painwheel enjoyed her burger.
>turns to Heather
anywhere you wanna go?
No.14843
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>>14841
>DON'T CALL THE KOOL-AID MAN
>>14842
>looks over to Carol, who is still eating her fries
>and the container
...it seems like it. You guys can lead the way, just stay out of the smoke shop.
No.14844
>>14842
Uh...do they have an arcade here?
>>14843
>IT'S TOO LATE
>THE CALL'S BEEN MADE
No.14845
>>14843
Booooooooooo.
I always wanted to try vaping.
>>14844
I don't think so.
Do arcades even like exist now?
No.14846
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>>14844
>THIS IS WHY WE LEAVE YOU AT HOME
>>14845
...
>lightly whaps her on the head
And that's why we're not going to the smoke shop. Any other suggestions?
No.14847
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>>14845
They exist...somewhere.
>heads over to the mall map kiosk
>observes
>>14846
>I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU
No.14848
>>14846
>small smile
Well it was worth a shot wasn't it?
>>14847
>standing next to Heather
Hmmmmm...
No.14849
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>>14847
>DON'T YOU PROJECT YOUR PROBLEMS ONTO ME, CHILD
>>14848
>for the love of Glob, Grod, and Grob
>not Victoria's Secret
>patiently waits, tapping her foot
No.14850
>>14848
There's a bookstore here. We could check that out.
>>14849
>ALL YOUR FAULT
>I AM A TROUBLED CHILD
No.14851
>>14849
>>14850
>This is gonna be so boring
Sure. let's go.
No.14852
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>>14850
>WELL THEN
>I'm a therapist, and we'll be working that out
>~
>>14851
Book store it is. Maybe we can get some...not terrible paperbacks in the house.
>off they go
No.14853
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>>14851
>>14852
>and so they went
Well, here we are. Maybe we can find some books on ghosts in here.
No.14854
>>14852
Do those even exist?
>>14853
It'll probably all be fake junk.
No.14855
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>>14854
Course they do. My library back home is stocked to the brim! A vampire keeps coming in and dripping her red on them, though. Drives me bonkers.
>>14853
>flips open a book on the display rack
>"Ghostbusters Manual"
...aww, it's the new ones. Shame.
>tosses it into the trash
No.14856
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>>14854
>picks up a copy of The Ghost House Guide to Ghosts
Even if they are, they might be good for a laugh.
>>14855
I don't get why they replace the old guys anyway. Sure, some of them are dead, but still.
No.14857
>>14855
Her...red?
>>14856
>picks up: Chicken noddle soup for the Ghosts
"If your house is buried on an American Indian gravesite don't even bother."
...this book might be onto something.
No.14858
>>14856
The necessity of a remake at all is confusing. But I guess filmmakers need their dosh money, and since everyone up there is bankrupt in the brain storage stuff, they gotta rely on premade characters.
>shakes her head
Dummies.
>>14857
Yeah! Vampires can drink blood, but they can also drain shades of red. From anything. Cherries, strawberries, books, the list goes on.
>pouts
It's why I had to stop using so much pink in my castle.
No.14859
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>>14857
"Ghost type: Regular.
Location: Spooky houses, weird streets.
Distinctive characteristics: is a ghost."
Hmm...
No.14860
>>14858
Maybe we'll get lucky and the film won't be...unbearable.
No.14861
>>14858
I've never met a vampire before.
What happens if she drank your hair or something?
Would you just be white forever?
>>14859
>skimming through the book
>turning pages
>squint
"Ghosts like their targets isolated. Stay in pairs."
No.14862
>>14860
It's good that you still have hope. Adorable, really.
>musses up her hair
Maybe this week's movie night will be Ghostbusters. The good one.
>>14861
She has. I have to bust out the artificial dies, and my butler has to get it all pink again...
>shakes a fist half-heartedly
I'll get her back someday. Give her stuffed monkey Hambo a trip to the tailor's.
No.14863
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>>14861
>keeps reading
This page is all about ghost butts.
>>14862
>uuuggghhh no touch pls
Excuse me for being optimistic.
...but that might be fun for movie night, sure.
No.14864
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>>14862
So your hair isn't even really pink anymore?
Wow.
>>14863
Your book doesn't even seem like it's trying.
No.14865
>>14863
What a funny case of role reversal.
>butts
>butts
>peeks over her shoulder
Oh wow, that's a good book.
>>14864
Well, if you want to get technical, all candy is artificially died, so at our basest me and most of my people are entirely white. But I see what you're getting at...it's tiresome, yes.
No.14866
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>>14864
I think it's a joke book. Your book say anything interesting?
>>14865
>Closes the page on ghost butts
Do you mind?
No.14867
>>14865
Sure but still.
It's just weird to think that like your hair is dyed right now.
I never would have guessed.
>>14866
Ghosts are serious.
You can't just joke about that kind of stuff.
>flipping through
"Ghosts vary in powers. Sometimes they have none. Sometimes they can affect the real world. This is determined by their will to stay in the human world."
Guess we've got a really determined ghost.
No.14868
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>>14866
Not at all.
>...
Oh, you're asking me not to read over you. Sorry!
>>14867
I'm candy. My hair couldn't have not been dyed.
>pokes the tip of one of Jinx's hairhorns
But then, so is yours, isn't it?
No.14869
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>>14867
Huh.
>peers over her book
That would make sense. Keep reading.
>>14868
Thank you.
>opens the book up again
...I need to pick up a book that's about something other than ghost butts.
No.14870
>>14868
Believe it or not the hair's real.
No contacts.
No fake tan.
It's all real.
>>14869
"The more determined a ghost is, the less likely it is to drive him or her away by force. However, it is not impossible. It is highly recommended you attempt to rid the ghost through a variety of religious methods before all else.
Note: ghosts seem to respond best to the religious figures that they share in common."
No.14871
>Did somebody say 'Ghost butts'?
No.14872
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>>14869
You act like a book about ghost butts isn't the pinnacle of literary focus.
>>14870
...interesting.
>plucks a single hair from her head
>I'll be studying this closely
Well, I'm hardly one to call you a liar. In fact, I'm hired to do the opposite.
No.14873
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>>14870
I told you we should get some religious stuff.
>>14871
Hey X.
>she's here because of the ghost butts, isn't she?
No.14874
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>>14872
>puts the book back
>pulls out "Ghost Hunting for Dummies"
Maybe this one will be more useful.
No.14875
>>14873
His religion is the Order.
What are we going to do, find a priest from there locked in prison?
>>14872
Well unless someone's been secretly dying my hair while I sleep every day sine I can remember, it's real.
No.14876
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>>14871
>I did
>just a second ago
>>14874
The For Dummies series is always useful. At least as a starting step.
...what ghost are you tykes hunting, anyway?
>>14875
Hey, I believe you.
No.14877
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>>14876
>what ghost
So wait, are you telling me the ghost hasn't done anything to you?
Ugh.
So our ghost actually has a personal vendetta against us.
Great.
Just great.
No.14878
>>14875
Maybe Alex has some stuff we could borrow. His family was in the cult, after all.
>>14876
Crazy cultist ghost.
No.14879
>>14873
>maybe~
>Pulls out a book and looks through it
>>14876
Oh hey, you're that gum lady. Been a while since I've seen you around.
No.14880
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>>14878
>>14877
If it's not one thing, it's another...
>rubs her temples
So, seeing as how you've probably donked the house and made it a hazard to be in, what say I make something to draw it in and trap it? Do you have a plan of action for getting rid of it?
No.14881
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>>14879
Seminars and such. It's nice to see you again, Ms...X.
>
No.14882
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>>14878
...y'know, that's not a bad idea.
>texts Alex
>"Hey do you have any religious texts from the Order on hand?"
>"Also any word on that doll?"
>>14880
Erm, we're working on that part.
Probably is that the ghost can hear us if we're in the house so it's hard to really make a trap for it since it can see everything we're doing.
No.14883
>>14879
Enjoying the read?
>>14880
It's all coming together, don't worry. We're making a lot of progress.
>>14882
>waits for a response from Alex.
No.14884
>>14882
I meant literally draw it in. As in, forcibly attract its ectoplasmic matter into a container that it can't escape.
>>14883
Fine, fine...but if it gets into any of my things, you're all getting lockdown.
No.14886
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>>14882
>texts back
I know that Elle has some religious texts in the archives. I can't find anything on that doll though.
No.14887
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>>14884
We'll try our hardest to make sure the ghost doesn't touch your stuff.
No.14888
>>14885
I can have it built and the ghost trapped in...maybe a week. Engineering is difficult outside of my workshop.
Just make sure you two get it out of my office and taken care of sometime relatively soon.
>>14887
>thumbs up
I'm gonna go back and tell robo-butt where you all are, before she pops a gasket. Don't be out too long, guys.
>heads out of the mall
No.14889
>>14886
>Do you also have any idk, former Order important figures on hand either?
>Seriously? Ugh.
>>14888
>eyes beaming
You really think it could work? We have the ghost trapped in the confines of the house so don't work on it in there or else it'll get sabotaged.
No.14890
>>14888
See you later, PB.
No.14891
>>14889
All the important Order members we know about are dead now. The few strands of Order members that are still alive were basically grunts who didn't know what they were doing.
Sorry about the doll. It doesn't seem to have any direct connections to the Order. Maybe it's a personal thing for the ghost.
No.14892
>>14891
>So there's no one we can break out of jail to come help us for an hour? Darn.
>Yeah probably.
>We keep finding out stuff but none of it seems to be piecing itself together.
No.14893
>>14892
Why would you need to get an Order member out of jail?
No.14894
>>14893
>I found this book that said the best way to get a ghost out of the house was to get someone from the ghost's religion to tell him to do some hocus pocus.
No.14895
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>>14894
What book did you read that from?
No.14896
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>>14895
Chicken Noodle Soup for the Ghosts
No.14897
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>>14896
lol.
What's it actually called?
No.14898
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>>14897
You think I could make up Chicken Noodle Soup for the Ghosts?
This is real genuine stuff.
No.14899
>>14898
You've been at your phone for a real long time now.
No.14900
>>14899
>snorts
He thinks I'm making up "Chicken Noodle Soup for the Ghosts".
Can you believe this?
>pause
Wait when did you get here?
No.14901
>>14898
I don't think a book with a name like that is going to be the most trustworthy thing. Check who wrote it.
No.14902
>>14900
I've been here for...
>checks her phone
Twenty minutes. You haven't looked up once.
No.14903
>>14902
I'm just really focused on texting.
>>14901
Joseph Schreiber
That name sounds familiar for some reason.
No.14904
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>>14903
I'll look him up.
It says on Google that he was some journalist who went missing a few years ago.
No.14905
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>>14903
Is it a guy? I bet it's a guy. I know that look.
No.14906
>>14904
OH FUCK
Heather, you're going to want to see this!
>flips to the back of the book and points at the author's bio
>>14905
I mean it's a guy but it's not...yknow...
>face turns red
No.14907
>stops reading her book on ghost butts
>>14905
Hey Ahri. When did you get here?
>>14906
>reads it over
Your book was written by Joseph Schreiber!?
No.14908
>>14907
Seriously!
We have to find this guy.
No.14909
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No.14910
>>14909
We know this guy! I mean we don't know know him
But this guy disappeared a while ago investigating the Order too
No.14911
>>14906
You're giving me mixed messages here. Spill the details!
>>14907
Not long ago. Who's this guy Jinx's hooked?
No.14912
>>14908
Jesus Christ, are we really going to turn this into a missing person's case too!?
>>14911
Alex? No, no, Jinx and Alex aren't a thing, it's strictly professional.
No.14913
>>14910
I'll look this guy up some more, and try to find more information.
No.14914
>>14912
This guy seems valuable.
I wouldn't want to add to our workload if it didn't seem like this make or break our investigation.
>>14911
I-It's not like that really.
>>14913
Thanks. Do you think they'll have files on him? I mean I don't think he was a member or anything.
No.14915
>>14912
>?
Who's Alex? I don't think there's an Alex in the house.
>>14914
I'm a sucker for gossip, and I feel like I've stumbled on a treasure trove here.
No.14916
>>14915
Weiss is the one with a crush on him.
I just text him about ghost stuff.
That's all.
I swear.
No.14917
>>14914
How are we even going to start this!?
>>14915
Uhhh...he's a guy who knows a lot about ghost stuff.
No.14918
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>>14914
We've got no files on him, but some police reports suggest he was last seen in the Ashfield area.
No.14919
>>14917
Well Alex might have some files on him.
If he does we'll go off that if he doesn't...well we're figure it out.
This guy knows about ghosts and the Order.
He's too valuable to just leave to rot where ever.
>>14918
By last seen you mean, like, a decade or so ago right?
No.14920
>>14916
I'll have to ask Weiss about this then. What's he look like?
>>14917
>+50% seriousness
You haven't been involving other people in this, have you?
No.14921
>>14919
He was last seen there two years go.
No.14922
>>14920
Tall, dark hair, deep voice...good butt.
>>14921
That's still bad but maybe we can work with that. Where in Ashfield was he?
No.14923
>>14919
Didn't we think this guy was dead?!
>>14920
...
What if I told you he was a cop? Would that make the situation any better?
No.14924
>>14922
South Ashfield Heights, an apartment building he lived in. Police weren't able to get any strong leads as to where he might have gone, though.
No.14925
>>14923
He probably is.
But what if we find something from it?
What if he left his notes with like a sister or something?
Someone has to know something about his work.
>>14924
Well good thing we aren't police then. Time to do some shady stuff.
No.14926
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>>14925
I feel like I should say something about that, considering my job, but I'm gonna let that slide.
No.14927
>>14922
Sounds pretty good if you ask me.
>>14923
You got the police involved? What are you girls doing?
No.14928
>>14926
That's the spirit!
You're good cop and me and Heather are the bad cops.
I can find Azula and she can go back to being our "shoots fire from her hands" cop.
>>14927
He's pretty cute I guess.
I don't like him or anything.
No.14929
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>>14925
I know we need to look into this now, but still!
>>14927
Just trying to protect the house from the supernatural.
No.14930
>>14928
I'm still getting used to the fact that I'm partners with a girl who knows actual magic, a saint of the Order, and a guy with cat ears who hears voices of a god-thing. Now there's a girl who shoots fire from their hands?
No.14931
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>>14929
Still what?
>>14930
You don't even know the half of it. That's probably the reason we're being targeted in the first place. There's a lot to exploit. We're also basically prisoners of the house.
No.14932
>>14928
I'll take your word for it.
>she doesn't take your word for it
>>14929
Most of us in the house are supernatural.
>hmmm
Don't be back too late now.
>walks off, lost in thought
No.14933
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>>14931
This is a pretty intense find I'm still trying to figure out!
>>14932
I mean the bad supernatural!
All you guys are great!
No.14934
>>14932
H-he's not that cute.
That stop looking at me like that.
>>14933
It is which is why we gotta just jump on the case.
We need to throw precaution to the wind before the lead just disappears.
No.14936
>>14934
What has Alex given us then?
No.14937
>>14935
Alex?
You there?
>>14936
He was last seen in
>scrolls up
"South Ashfield Heights" two years sgo.
No.14938
>>14937
Yep. Just thinking. Don't worry about it.
No.14939
>>14938
We aren't crazy. I can promise you that much.
No.14940
>>14937
Guess we need to pay Ashfield a visit sometime.
No.14941
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>>14939
I don't think you're crazy, but these past few days sure have been.
No.14942
>>14940
Two years isn't long enough for everyone to move out right?
There's gotta be at least one person living there who recognizes that name.
>>14941
You're telling me. Imagine our surprise when we first found out we had a ghost stalker. Then my surprise when he could project horrifying images onto things.
No.14944
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>>14942
You're right. There has to be people who at least knew about him. Maybe some old friends who still live in the building.
No.14945
>>14943
Find any good books?
>>14944
If not, we could always just get arrested. One of us plays distraction, the other finds what files they already have. We go from there.
No.14946
>>14942
You're gonna need to prepare yourself for the worst. This stuff isn't going to play easy or fair.
No.14947
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>>14943
Enjoying yourself, Mado?
>>14945
Alex is a cop, Jinx. If we need files I'm sure he could get us them.
No.14948
>>14946
...what is the worst in this case?
>>14947
I don't think cops all share information each other like that. It's not like he works in the same station. There's not a national cop data base.
...also I just want to do some sneaky spy stuff.
No.14949
>>14948
You might end up fighting monsters. Really fucked up monsters.
No.14950
>Walking about the mall, pocketing things effortlessly.
>Man, malls are boring. It's just so easy...
No.14951
>>14949
Are they magic proof?
>>14950
>That's our...demon bat thing
No.14952
>>14945
Eh...?
>sluggishly sits up in the massage chair with a 'not for public use' sign on the side
Nah, I was shopping with...the girl who has no arms.
>never told me her name
>>14947
>leans back, groaning blissfully
Y-y-y-y-y-e-e-e-a-a-h
>>14950
>golly, someone should do something about that thief
>...
>cranks up the chair higher
No.14953
>>14951
>Oh hey.
>It's those kids who's place I crash at all the time.
>Waves.
Helloooo~
>>14952
>Don't get all high and mighty if you're not gonna stop me, geek~
>Walks next to her and leans on the chair.
Yo, Mado~
No.14954
>>14948
I'm sure Alex can figure out some kind of cop business stuff to get a look at the files. Cops from different stations probably work together all the time.
...yeah, sneaking around sounds fun, but come on.
>>14950
>REMOTE THEIF
No.14955
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>>14951
Not sure. I had to fight them with bullets and axes. They're durable fuckers though.
No.14956
>>14952
I didn't even notice the massage chairs around here.
No.14957
>>14952
Eh?
What did you guys buy?
>>14953
Whatcha been up to?
>>14954
But what if something top secret happened in this one?
Aww, c'mon.
It would be fun.
We would have fun.
>>14955
Do you think we'll need to go back to the Otherworld at some point? That place is really...dark.
No.14958
>>14953
>who said anything about high or mighty
>spots the bat bitties and looks up
Hey Rouge...you oughta try this thing, it makes all the aches go away.
>>14956
They're so nice...that's what we gotta buy with Lilly's prize money. A chair that rubs your back.
>Bottom warmer activated
Oh my god I want to marry this chaaair
>>14957
Clothes.
>reaches down and grabs her bag
>pulls a bright pink necktie from it
Spiffy, right...?
No.14959
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>>14957
I wouldn't be surprised. This is the Order we're dealing with. I know what you mean though. It's not pretty there.
No.14960
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>>14958
's cute.
Where did the one chick go?
>>14959
We had some protection but that was planted BY the stalker. I bet it won't work against him.
No.14961
>>14957
Oh, y'know, the usual stuff. Wheelin', dealin', stealin'. All that junk. What about you? Still kick around with the ghosties and occult stuff?
>>14958
>Pats her head and leans on the chair, next to her.
>Jiggle.
Oh c'mon now, Mado. Don't turn into a couch potato now.
>Rubs her chin.
Hey, y'wanna know a secret? If you write Santa a letter tonight and place it under your pillow and wish EXTRA hard, then I'm sure he'll bring you this exact chair early this year.
>Big, corny grin.
>She gon' steal it.
>But she doesn't need to know that outright.
>>14954
>ANNOYING, BLUES CLUES GIRL!
No.14962
>>14957
Now you're just looking for ways to make this harder. Come on, Jinx.
>>14958
Should I get the chair a wedding dress or a suit?
No.14963
>>14962
It's reasonable.
If something really dark happened, they'd want to keep this between as few people as possible.
>>14961
You know it.
This case is aggravating.
No.14964
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>>14961
>wow rude
We still on for the heist plan?
No.14965
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>>14960
What kind of protection?
No.14966
>>14965
Artifacts. Items that could ward off monsters in the otherworld.
No.14967
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>>14963
Well, you seem like the type to crack it! You're a real sleuthy looking girl. Just don't get into too much trouble. You could get hurt.
>>14964
Ehh...I dunno. I'm using your place as a hangover crashpad, so...maybe? I'd feel bad though.
No.14968
>>14960
Went to go try on a bra. Figured...she might not want me around for that.
>>14962
You need to get it a garter belt and heels, because I'm about to skip to the honeymoon...
>wobbles in her seat
What are you up to?
>>14961
>making it real hard not to ogle
I'm not a couch potato...I do my exercises.
>innate distrust flaring up
>but she can't be very bitter near a smile like that
Santa's never brought me anything ever before...what's different now?
No.14969
>>14968
How did she uh...get a bra on?
>>14967
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard it.
No.14970
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>>14963
I'm pretty sure this is more about just wanting to be sneaky.
>>14967
Huh. Didn't expect a change of heart.
>>14968
Reading about ghost butts, Jinx's is texting Alex, we're thinking about heading to Ashfield to look for a missing person, same old same old.
No.14971
>>14966
I'll need to give those a look sometime.
No.14972
>>14968
>No one's telling you not to~
Exercises? Like what?
>Tussles her hair.
>Scoffs.
Obviously you haven't tried hard enough. Trust me it'll work.
>Hops up and sits on her tiny lap in the chair.
You've just gotta schmooze the old, jolly fart and you'll get what you want.~
>>14969
Well, alright. Damn. You obviously know the ins and outs of sleuthing and don't need ANY help.
>Huff.
>>14970
Well, it wasn't a real 180. I'm still mulling it over.
No.14973
>>14971
Well one's a candle. That's probably gone. I bet Heather still has the medallion. I'll have it shipped to you.
>>14972
Sorry.
It just seems like everyone I've come across has a "be careful" lecture.
>>14970
...it'd be fun, Heather.
Think about it.
No.14974
>>14973
Hell no. When I was young I loved a good mystery. Mysteries were fun, but it's a slippery slope. While sleuthing for mysteries is fun, that kind of rush wears off and then you'll end up using those skills to become a master thief...like me~
>Sighs dreamily.
>Oh, to be young...
No.14975
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>>14973
Thanks. I'll look it over and see if I can figure out anything about it.
No.14976
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>>14969
...
...
...
Oh, fuck
>>14970
...now I'm curious about the ghost butts, but I'll bite another hook first-who are you looking for?
>>14972
>...I think I like you more every time I see you
Pushups...and situps...and chinups...and that one with the ball you sit on. I'm tough.
>puffs up her chest
>and then wheezes when the plump batfu falls into her lap
...I tried...and I never got anything, so I thought I got stuck on the bad list. How do you smooze him up...?
No.14977
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>>14976
I hope an employee is helping her right now or something or else this would be really sad.
>>14974
It was more of the opposite for me honestly.
I was a thief first.
>>14975
Nothing about it seems too special. The weirdest thing about it is that it perfectly mirrors a painting that Heather made.
No.14978
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>>14972
Take your time then. No rush.
>>14973
...
Jinx, c'mon.
>>14976
This guy named Joseph Schreiber. He was a journalist investigating the cult the stalker is from, and he disappeared a few years go. We just learned he wrote a book about dealing with ghosts before he vanished, so now we want to figure out how he's connected to all of this.
No.14979
>>14976
>Ditto.
Oh my. You're quite the super woman~ I'll have to have you to be the muscle on my next job.
>Thick bat butt > Small loli frame.
><3
>Pulls a notepad and pen from her belt.
>Hands it to her.
Write him a sappy letter, and give it to me. I'll make sure he gets it.
>>14977
Oh? Well, maybe you'll become the next Sherlock Holmes with it working like that.
No.14980
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>>14977
I'm gonna need to see that painting.
No.14981
>>14978
THINK ABOUT IT.
>>14979
Probs.
It'll be fun.
>>14980
I'll take a pic of it when I get home. It's got some weird Jesus imagery thing going on with it.
No.14982
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>>14981
Take a picture of the locket too so I can compare them right away.
No.14984
>>14978
What? Do you REALLY want me to do it? Really? Seems kind of shady, Heather.
>>14981
Just don't get shot, kid.
No.14985
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>>14982
Will do. They were both pretty ominous.
>>14983
HEATHER.
>>14984
Ghosts don't have guns...I think.
No.14986
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>>14985
Great. Anything else to report?
No.14987
>>14977
Aaaahh...I don't know if I should go help and possibly weird her out or leave her and possibly let the enployees feel bad.
>bites her lip
I think I'm gonna go after her
>>14978
Further and further down the rabbit hole...alright, tell me when you're leaving, I'll be suited up and ready to go.
>>14979
>red as a ruby
I'm not...that strong yet. But umm, okay...
>takes the pen and paper
...you're gonna go all the way to the North Pole in one night?
>scribbles a note in moonrunes, asking for the chair and for showgirls to come with it
No.14988
>>14986
Nah. That's everything I got right now. I'll send you the pics when I'm home.
>>14987
How long has she been in Victoria Secret now?
No.14989
>>14984
What can I say? You made an interesting offer last time. I'll manage whether you do it or not though.
>>14985
JINX.
>>14987
>puts various ghost related books, including the one on ghost butts, in a shopping bag
We'll be out soon, don't worry.
No.14990
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No.14991
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>>14989
H E A T H E R
>>14990
L8r
No.14992
>>14985
Ghosts probably are smart enough to carry guns. Don't discredit ghosts.
>>14987
>Smirks.
I'm sure you're plenty strong, cutie.
>I'm definitely going to have to carry this girl's ass on the mission, but that's fine. <3
Of course, especially for such a good, cute girl like you. Don't fret. I'm really quick.
>Reads the part about the showgirls.
>...I might need to call in some favors.
>>14989
I'll mull it over. I'm sure we'll get it together.
No.14993
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No.14994
>>14989
Alright, alright.
>...
Gonna need that one on butts later. For uh, scientific purposes.
>>14988
Too long. Time to go in after her and do my civic duty.
>...
Heh, I said civic
>>14992
...
>leans into the crook of her neck
Thanks. I know I might have been rude when we first met, but...you're okay.
>and then slides down to the slope of her chest
>guuuuh~
Wait crap, the girl! Sorry, gotta go, I'll talk to you later...!
>wriggles out from underneath and scampers off
night all