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No.15029
>obligatory hot springs episode
No.15031
No.15032
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>well, that was hell
>fucking Death...
>at least I can come here and be naked for a bit-
>>15031
And already the chaos begins. Criminey, a new record!
No.15033
>>15031
>Was about to start relaxing in the water, but so much for that.
Hey, vas zat from ze girls side?
No.15034
>>15031
W-what was that!?
>>15032
W-why d-do you sound exc-cited about that?
>>15033
Gi-girl side?
>feels the water with his foot
O-oh yeah. This is that h-hot spring trip they were talking about.
No.15035
>>15032
>>15033
>>15034
>why yes, yes it was from the girl's side
>coming flying in from over the partition
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>ker-splash
No.15036
>>15034
Ja.
>Alzough it vas my idea first.
>>15035
>and now a soaked cat
...Vell, vat did you learn?
>>15032
Doubt it'll end eizer.
No.15037
>>15034
Called sarcasm, cutie pie.
>sits down next to him
>exhausted sigh
Kenny, by the way.
>>15035
HAH
>well, now I know not to try that
No.15038
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>>15036
Just my luck. Not like I had any stress to work out.
>frowns
No.15039
>>15036
I learned that I should take my blindfold off before coming here.
>>15037
What're you laughing at, kid?
No.15040
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>>15035
>wet little boy
>good job
Aaaaah!
>takes off his blindfold, covering his eyes as he does so
>replaces it with a dry one
>>15036
This might be f-fun, actually. R-relaxing too.
>starts to sink himself into the water
>>15037
C-cutie pie?
>blushu~
I'm Emil. Nice to meet you.
No.15041
>Head barely surfacing above the water
>Content
No.15042
>>15039
So you didn't do zat on purpose?
>>15038
Vell, depends if van of ze girl charges in here to kill zat guy.
>>15040
Could be...Hmm, I half expecter Kuma to be here by now. Unless he's plotting vays to sneak peaks at ze girls.
No.15043
>>15040
>?
Why're you doing that?
>>15041
>...
>...
And I thought I was the labelled pervert. Oi! Mankanshoku!
>>15042
>unamused
Contrary to what you might think, I'm not that stupid.
No.15044
>>15043
Stupid enough to get caught peeping? I alvays zought zat vas more an unlucky sing.
>>15041
Wrong side.
No.15046
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>>15039
A butt monkey, apparently.
>splashes water on himself
Didja see any boobies?
>>15040
Cutie pie, I wouldn't lie.
...oh shit dude, are you blind?
>>15042
Now on the one hand, bummer. On the other, a hot naked lady would be fighting right here. Not sure if that would weigh out or not.
No.15047
>>15042
Isn't he t-the boy w-who's always trying to steal p-panties?
>>15043
I d-don't want m-my blindfold to get wet and fall off. I need to k-keep that dry.
No.15048
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>>15046
>BLUSHU~~~
N-no. I'm just sick. I'm n-not supposed to take off my blindfold.
No.15049
>>15044
Unlucky is definitely the word for it. Seriously I thought I was gonna die in there.
>>15046
If there's one good thing I got out of it, it was plenty of that. Not that many of 'em have a pair worth shaking a stick at.
>>15047
You don't like people seeing your face or something?
No.15050
>>15047
Yep. Zat's him.
>>15046
I sink as long as ve just sit back and vatch, ve'll be fine.
>>15049
Who vas in zere anyvays?
No.15051
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>>15048
Oh, damn.
>reaches up, gently tightening the back
Don't go under the water, then. Don't wanna get water all in your eye. What happened?
>>15049
>clicks his tongue in disappointment
Aye to that. Though the one I'm keen on has an ass like the most perfect of heart.
>>15050
Can do, catboy.
>leans back and sighs
How the hell have you been?
No.15052
>>15043
Eh? Sanageyama?
>>15044
>>15045
...
...
...
Whoopsie
No.15053
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>>15049
N-no. It's that I r-really shouldn't be looking at p-people. N-no offense!
>>15050
I-I've heard about h-him. D-do you think he'll do something l-lewd here?
>>15051
>MY BLINDFOLD IS TIGHTENING ON ITS OWN
T-thank you.
I h-have White Chlorination Syndrome.
>>15052
I-is that a girl?
It s-sounds like a girl.
No.15054
>>15052
>laughs
No vorries, an easy mistake it seems.
>Zat's a nice view
>Getting any nice ideas, hmm?
>...
>blushes slightly.
>looks away.
>>15051
>sighs
It's been strange, honestly. Alzough I have to admit, I've been no vere near as depressed as I vas ven I first came to ze house, so I sink sings are getting better.
>>15053
Pretty sure he vill.
>Why should he have all the fun?
No.15055
>>15050
The nurse and the fox were in first, I think the rest were coming in.
>>15051
Said like a true man, brother. It's a true shame I couldn't get a good look at any of them. Wait am I gonna get arrested for saying something like that?
>>15052
You can stay if you want, I'm not stopping you or any rumours that fly outta this place.
>>15053
Huuh? What's wrong, some kind of curse eye?
No.15056
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>>15053
>I'll keep your eyes safe bb
...right, and I know what that means, but for the guys here that don't...what is that?
>>15054
All we can do is try to be less depressed.
>and that ain't happening for me
>[dead on the inside] intensifies
What's been getting better?
>>15055
I dunno, are you older than you look?
No.15057
>>15054
S-should we w-warn someone about that?
>>15055
S-something like that. Y-you could call it that.
N-nothing bad will happen if I don't take off my blindfold though!
>>15056
It's a r-rare sickness right now. F-from J-japan. I d-don't know a lot about it, but the doctors say it can make you r-really angry or salty. Something l-like that. It's not contagious, don't worry!
No.15058
>>15053
Hey...
>He's covering his eyes like Sanageyama?
>>15054
>...
>Folds her arms against her chest, sinking into the water again, face burning
>>15055
Wasn't doin' nothing...
>Retreats further
No.15059
>>15056
Vell...I guess you could say I'm met somevan who actually has some faith in me for vance. It's pretty refreshing.
>>15057
>thinks it over...
Nah.
>>15055
>Hey, why not go over there for a better look?
>...later
And none of zem chased you.
>>15058
>Well aren't you two adorable~
>Shut up!
No.15060
>>15056
I'm legal. I dunno about anyone else.
>>15057
Bah. Different stroke for different folks or whatever. Just as long as no one gets fucked up or whatever. Not's not contagious or anything, you and me are cool.
>>15058
>taking a good look
>!
>suddenly looks away
A-actually it's probably best if neither of us say anything about this to the big guy, yeah?
>i don't wanna die
>>15059
I don't think any of them are stupid enough to run in here.
>looks at the door expectantly
No.15061
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>>15057
Didn't figure, man. And it's okay, you seem sweet enough to balance out the salt.
>:3333
Enjoying yourself?
>>15058
Holy mackrel that's a nice set!
>>15059
Oh yeah? I think I know the feeling.
>grins
Who's yours?
>>15060
...yeaaah, most people here are treading the line. Might wanna be careful.
No.15062
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>>15058
Y-you shouldn't b-be in h-here you know. T-there's a girl's side.
...b-but you can s-stay if you w-want.
>>15059
Are you s-sure?
>>15061
>BLUUUUUSHHHHUUUU
The w-water is n-nice.
No.15063
>>15061
>Hmm?...Oh...Oooooh.
Oh it's not like zat...it's more of just having a friend zere, you know?...Alzough zat Viess girl is pretty cute.
>>15062
Yes.
>>15059
Now zat you've said zat. Vait for it.
>Also looks at the door.
No.15064
>kill me
>kill me now
>this is a special kind of hell
No.15065
>>15063
Yeah, I meant who's the friend.
>nose wrinkles
Prom queen, bluch. I don't like the puffy, powdery ones. But power to you, my friend.
No.15066
>>15061
Aiiight, so the fox and nurse look safe, anyone else ripe?
>>15063
Cut it out or you'll make it actually happen.
>kicks water at the cat
>>15064
Coming in fully clothed really puts a damper on things.
No.15067
>>15060
Y-yeah...
>>15061
>>15059
>>15062
>And fully underwater she goes
No.15068
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>>15067
Take it off, take it off, take it off!
>>15066
Robo lady, headless lady, gum lady, bat lady...a few others I don't see much.
No.15069
>>15065
I sink Boss called her...Slaanesh?
>shrugs
Seems more of an Ice Queen at times, to be honest.
>>15066
>splashed
Heh heh heh. Oh come on, like you veren't hoping to see van of zem run in.
>>15067
Ummm, should I make sure she doesn't accidently drown herself?
>>15064
Aren't you on ze wrong side?
No.15070
>>15066
What, do you want to see my...p...penis...?
>twitching and shaking
>my cover will be blown
No.15071
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>>15069
>looks down at her shoes for a looooong time
...no
No.15072
>>15067
>watches her dive
How long's she gonna stay down there for?
>>15068
Robot? Headless? The options here aren't great, huh.
>>15069
Well if one of the kids run in, I'll definitely be arrested. If the fox runs in, yeah maybe. If the nurse runs in, I'll probably fucking die.
>>15070
What. Dude no I don't swing that way, the hell's wrong with you?
No.15073
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>>15069
...right. Slaanesh.
Ice Queen? Hah, no. That's a soon-deer. The only ice queen in this building is the robo warden.
>it's kinda hot
>I mean
>>15072
...you don't think that's hot?
>seems genuinely surprised
Dude...what? Those are great options.
No.15074
>>15072
Vell, ze only vans you saw vere ze nurse and ze fox...Fifty-fifty...Seems like good odds.
>>15073
...You know, I'm not sure if I've actually spoken to zat van.
>>15071
...Going to get in zen?
No.15075
>Quietly swimming towards the partition that serves as the gender barrier
>I-I can just climb over to the other side real quick
>Less leering eyes
>Moves to climb up
>tearing sound
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.15076
>>15073
Where the hell do you stick it in a robot? And do you really want to screw a goddamn corpse?
>>15074
Now see if I wasn't so sure I'd be a pincushion if the nurse came in I'd take you up on the bet. Hell, I'll sneak back in there myself.
>>15075
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MANKANSHOKU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! I DON'T WANT GAMAGOORI TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR THIS!
No.15077
>>15072
You're the one saying I was putting a damper on things. This is a hot springs, not a peep show. The nerve.
>face starts reddening from the heat
>pulls down her mask and pants
>>15074
...yes.
>dips her feet in the water
>goddesses it's so hot
No.15078
>>15075
NICE
>>15074
You will if you get in shit. She's got a gooey heart in there, deep down. Way deep down. I'm talking fire and brimstone deep, heehee...
>>15076
Right in the exhaust port.
>swivels his hips
Are you tellin' me you don't wanna put your dick in someone's neck?
No.15079
>>15076
Fifty bucks says you get ze fox.
>>15078
Uh huh...Vell, guess I'll just have to be extra careful zen.
>>15077
>smerks
You'll never get used to it if you take zat long.
>yanks "him" in.
>>15075
>watches her, climb.
You know, you could have just valked arou-
...
...
...
>Pfft, must be a pretty small "Big guy".
>screaming causes him to clamp his hands over his ears.
No.15080
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>>15077
You're the one who was gonna whip out his dick, jeez.
>>15078
I've never been horny enough to consider cutting off someone's head and putting my dick in their neck, no. It'd be worse than a period.
>>15079
That's a 50/50 for $50 or painful death.
No.15081
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>>15080
>yanked into the water
>steaming like a lobster
...g-guh...
>pulls her cap off
>long golden locks fall out
>>15080
>doesn't even have a response
>just stares at the steamy water
...sorry.
No.15082
>>15080
Nah dude, only smoke comes out from the neckhole.
>wily grin
Whatever you say. Just stay away from Heather.
No.15083
>>15081
What're you so nervous about? We're all dudes here.
>>15082
Smoke? I'm getting a real weird picture over here.
>brain gears slowly clicking
No.15084
>>15081
>slowly removes his hands from his ears
...
>whispers
Don't you sink zis is keeping ze act going a bit far?
>>15080
Hell, I'd take it.
>Zen again, I can get back up so...
No.15085
>>15083
There is no act.
>...
And even if there was, what kind of disguise would work if you don't play the part?
>>15083
Nothing. I'm fine. It's...just hot in here.
No.15086
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>PANIC MODE
>>15076
SORRY
>>15078
>>15079
>SCREAMING INTERNALLY
>Scrambles to find a towel, a spare bikini, something to cover herself back up
No.15087
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>>15084
You probably get off to that kind of thing.
>>15085
That's because you're still wearing all your clothes, dumbass.
>>15086
I'm so going to die for this...
No.15088
>>15086
>stands up
>takes his towel off, and tosses it at her
>sits back down
>>15087
No, I just don't stay dead zat vell.
>>15085
>squint
>still keeping his voice down
I caught you changing in ze bathroom veeks ago, remember? You could have just claimed you vere somevan else.
>Maybe she wanted this~
...Did you plan zis?
No.15089
>>15087
Cultural differences, g-get off my back
>pulls at her collar
>>15088
>SHIT
Did I plan to be carted to an onsen? No. But I'm not going to be ousted.
>huffs
What business is it of yours? If you're going to expose me, then do it. If not, drop the topic...
>face starting to go completely red
>a lesser person might have dropped by now
No.15090
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>>15088
>r u fukin kidding me
Well then of course it's a win/win situation for you!
>>15089
Can't pull a fast one on old Uzu. You gotta follow the strict hot springs culture.
No.15091
>>15088
>Whacked in the face by the towel
>Oh thank god
>Slips it around herself
>Sits on the edge of the spring, her legs crossed, calming herself
No.15092
>>15089
Zere vas a sign up sheet.
>..
Zat's not vie I'm asking at all. I'm just saying, ozer zan me, I don't sink anyvan else has seen you. You could have just snuck into ze girls room and changed zere.
>>15090
>nods
>smug kitty boy.
Hey, lay off ze guy, maybe he's just...sensitive about his body.
>almost choked saying that.
>>15091
Sorry, vas aiming for your back.
>slides over, staying under the water.
Better?
No.15093
>>15090
>kettlewhistle.mp3
Aaaaah...I think I need to get out now.
>drags herself up onto a rock
>shakes like a dog
>the water makes her suit cling to her a bit more than usual
>
>>15092
Then there would be questions as to who I was. You said it yourself, no one has seen me.
>grumbling noises
Goodbye.
>disappears in a puff of smoke
No.15094
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>>15091
You're an idiot.
>>15092
Can't be all that bad. I mean his figure looks pretty good. Tag scrawny but not more than anyone else here.
>>15093
>uh
>UH
>CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS
No.15095
>>15092
>Tightens the towel around her waist, sighing
Much.
>>15094
And you're a pervert.
No.15096
>>15094
Hey, maybe he thinks he's fat or somesing?
>>15093
>watches her get out.
>You know you're going to plow that ass, right?
>Vait, zere's no vay she'd agree to zat.
>I've got a gift to give you for that.
>...
>No, it's not like one of his gifts. This is actually something for you that you can use, not for it to be rammed into your cute little butt.
>not sure if relieved, or more scared.
>>15095
Good.
>rubs his head
Um, I'm pretty sure I've seen you around ze house before, but I didn't catch your name.
No.15097
>huh
>so I guess that chick is transitioning
>cool
No.15098
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>And here comes Emil
>back in the water here goes
I'm b-back!
D-did I miss anything?
No.15099
>sighs
>walks in with bumps and bruises
No matter how I seemed to explain it, they just wouldn't let me into the women's bath.
Paradise is quite exclusive isn't it?
Hey guys~
>>15098
>>15095
Oh my~ Perverts come to spy on us?
I didn't think the girls would break our defenses so easily.
Not sure if I can get married now.
>ignores that he tried to do the same thing
>>15097
>fist bump
>also don't stare
No.15100
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>>15099
>it's cool brah
>mine's bigger anyways
>bumps his fist
Don't worry, we'll get a hole bored through the wall with spoons soon enough.
>>15098
Not a thing.
No.15101
>>15095
Who's the one in the wrong bath again?
>>15096
Gah. What a bitch.
>>15097
You look like you know something that I don't.
>>15098
Good old relaxing and maxing.
No.15102
>>15099
W-what are you t-talking about? I'm n-not a girl.
>>15100
>>15101
Are you two sure?
O-okay.
>sinks deeper into the water
>not too deep though, wouldn't want to get his blindfold wet
No.15103
>>15099
Took you long enough.
>>15101
>Close.
Bad parents, maybe?
>>15098
Not much.
No.15104
>>15100
>f-fuck off ameri cocks
>cups his chin and gleams
Always one step ahead of me Ken.
If we can't be in it we can atleast peek at what heaven looks like.
>>15102
>....
>leans in real close
>and then gives you a sympathetic smile
Hmm, sorry that's just not possible.
You're much too cute to be a boy.
>>15103
I am a very resilient man who doesn't know when to give up.
I didn't miss anything good did I?
No.15105
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>>15096
Mako. Mako Mankanshoku.
>>15099
>murmurs "not a pervert"
>Grips onto the side of her towel tightly
>>15101
Who's the one who was staring?
No.15106
>>15104
Isn't but a glimpse of heaven what all men strive for?
>winks
>>15102
>tousles his hair
Yup. Just a bunch of sausages and apparently one chick.
>>15101
I know lots of things you don't know.
>gap-toothed grin
No.15107
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>>15099
How are you not dead.
>>15102
I mean, we did come here to relax, didn't we?
>>15103
What kind of parents would make a guy ashamed of himself?
>>15105
Don't make me the bad guy! You're the one girl in a guy bath!
>>15106
Hot damn, this place sounds like house of secrets.
No.15108
>>15104
Nope. It's actually been pretty uneventful.
>>15105
Nice to meet you, I'm Schrödinger.
>>15107
Super religious republicans?
No.15109
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>>15103
O-okay. Then I'll just r-relax.
>>15104
>b-l-u-s-h-u
But I a-am a boy!
>>15106
H-heheh...w-we have sausages here?
>>15107
I know t-that's what we're here. I was j-just checking.
No.15110
>>15105
>Guhuhuhu
>why would you openly walk into your loss of innocence?
>Gonna get groped
>>15106
We can say we lived our lives to its highest peak and die with no regrets my friend.
>points to the cute boy with a twinkle in his eye towards kenny
Say Ken, this cute person here claims to be a boy, is such a thing even possible
No.15111
>>15107
And do you see me staring at you guys' nether regions? No.
>>15108
Schrodinger? Like that dead/alive cat experiment thingy?
>>15110
>oh nooooooooooo
No.15112
>>15107
I ask myself that everyday. But today i think it has something to do with my undying will to see more and more women bare.
Would that not also revive your unbeating heart?
>>15108
>Can't believe he would hold out on having seen the goods
>what happened to the bro code?
That's no good lets spice it up.
We can steal the saki from the adult station and get so drunk we openly confess about our crushes~
>>15109
Hmm.
I'm just not convinced.
And I don't wanna feel as though my man hood is in danger. I suppose theres only one way to solve this
>Looks over at Kenny
>>15111
Maaaako- chan~
Say say, don't you wanna sit closer to me?
>scoots
>innocence is just filled in his eyes
No.15113
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>>15107
It is. Didja know there's a secret bathroom in the basement? There's scented candles in it.
>>15109
Uh...I meant trouser snakes.
>tries to peek over at blindboy's
How much longer 'til you're better?
>>15110
Regrets schmeshmets. What's temporary pain compared to the sight of titties?
>nods silently
>mouths "grade-A fuckboy"
No.15114
>>15108
No wonder he's in here then.
>>15109
Relax little kid. There's nothing going to happen to you here.
>>15111
You were climbing the wall and flashed everyone!
No.15115
>>15112
W-what do you mean? You're not suggesting making me s-show my...
>>15113
>If he could see you through this blindfold he would be crushed right now.
There a-are sn-snakes in our pants!?
Oh...you mean...
>change subjects!
I don't know. My sister and I have been in the hospital for a really long time.
>>15114
T-that just makes me think s-something is going to happen!
No.15116
>>15111
>points at his ears
Yep. Exactly.
>>15112
>sitting right next to her at the moment.
Zere's an idea.
>Maybe ve can rope in some of ze girls too.
>Good kitty, bigger orgy the better.
>>15114
Let's hope ze veren't also anti vaccers at ze same time.
No.15117
>>15113
I knew you would understand.
Our fight won't end at the lose of a few battles.
>Grins mischievously
>points at the boy
>Mouths "Lift him by the arms"
>>15115
>grins
>jumps at him
>holding him by the waist
No.15118
>>15114
Not on purpose!!!
>>15116
Oh wow those are real?
>Tempted to try and pet
>Realizes that would mean having to get back in the water and, by extension, losing the towel
>straightens back up
>>15112
>Squirms a little
I dunno. I don't think I should...
No.15119
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>>15115
>...
>guiltily looks away and sits up straight
Hey, dumb question, sorry. Bet your day's comin' real soon.
>>15117
Wha-hey, come on dude, he can't even see.
No.15120
>>15112
Oh believe me I got more than enough for at least the rest of this week when I was in there.
>>15113
That sounds like a nice place for activities.
>>15115
Shh, shhh. You'll jinx it if you keep thinking about it.
>>15116
Does that explain the layers and layers of clothes?
>>15118
Same goes for me, brickhead!
No.15121
>>15116
>good good, don't let her escape
>I feel as though you and I have become closer. A single mind in two bodies.
Hmm Hmm, I'll be right back then.
>Scurries back inside
>Gah that's cold!
>After some rampaging sounds he returns with a big bottle and a table float of cups
>>15118
Eh? Could it be that you hate me?
Thats a shame, I thought this place was all about bonding with everyone, though laughs and skinship~
>Scoot scoot
No.15122
>>15117
WAH!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
>starts squirming around
>>15119
I bet so too! I hear they're making a lot of progress on my sister! And I feel just fine!
...
C-could you help me?
>>15120
Something's happening r-right now!
No.15123
>>15120
Hmph.
>>15121
Hate you? I barely know you!
>blinks
>nervous laugh
D-don't you m-mean "kinship"?
>Inching away
No.15125
>>15118
Yep.
>ears twitch
>go on, pet them, you know you want to.
>>15120
>snickers
You know, zat just might.
>>15121
Zat vas fast.
No.15126
>>15121
>pulls him by the collar
You ain't touching Mako on my watch.
>>15122
I've got you. Nothing to worry about.
>>15123
>>15124
You should really run before I decide I don't care enough to protect you.
>>15125
What do you know that I don't?
No.15127
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>>15122
>scoops the blind babel from Kuma's grasp
Don't worry, kid. You're alright.
>>15120
Like...reading books?
No.15128
>>15119
Kinky right?
Are you saying that makes him less qualified to be taken advantage of?
I think everyone should be felt up equally~
>>15120
>holds out his hands
I demand you take them out.
I want fully printed HD prints from your eyes
Every shot.
>>15122
>rubs his hands up and down his waist and stomach so he squirms more
I'm just checking of course~
Boys have such different waists from girls~
>>15123
Ah? So it isn't that? That's good that's good~
If you don't hate me then lets me friends okay?
Lets bond
>He doesn't answer her question
>He just creeps closer and scrunches his fingers in a groping motion
>>15125
Their security sucks.
>Pours him a small cup
I'm not usually into this delinquent type thing, this is more of jinx's style, but this feels like a special occasion
>>15126
>>15127
>Groping material gets taken
>gets scooped
>waddles around and squirms
>pouts
You guys would come between the pure bonds I'm forging? Are you jealous?
No.15129
>>15126
T-this r-really feels like s-something to worry about!
>>15127
>scooped up
T-thank you.
>>15128
You sh-shouldn't touch s-someone w-without their permission!
No.15130
>>15126
I know zat Hitler vas a real shitty checkers player.
>watches Kuma and Kenny fight over the blind kid.
Ummm, might ve vant to call somevan to break zat up.
>No, take him and fuck his ass yourself.
>...I don't vanna.
>You will, eventually
>>15128
>takes it.
...A shot glass?...
>shrugs
Vell, ok.
>knocks it back
>twitch twitch
Vell...zat flavor vas...unexpected.
No.15131
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>>15127
More like monopoly.
>>15128
I'm not taking my eyes out and I'm not letting you go you goddamn creep.
>>15130
>holding onto the wriggling kuma
I got this. Man how'd I rope myself into playing babysitter.
No.15132
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>>15128
Groping people without their permission is fun, yeah, but it's not cool if they can't even fight back.
>that's half the fun
>sly grin
>>15130
>hey fuck you I'm the good guy here
He could play backgammon like a champ, though.
>>15129
>plops him back down
>shit I didn't get his blindfold wet did I
All good, buddy boy.
No.15133
>>15129
>tears streaming from his eyes
I'm being unrightfully trialed!
No one stops jinx when she wants to do her investigations.
>>15130
This place is quite classy for such a small area.
>Takes a swig of it himself
>Blech
I don't think I have a taste for this either.
>keeps drinking anyway
You've been acting strange lately y,know.
>>15131
Creep? Weren't you the one oogling her as soon as i walked in?
Can we not strike some kind of deal? If you let me go I promise to forget about the plan to steal your eyes while you sleep.
>>15132
>struggle cuddles
>justified struggle cuddles
Hmm you make a fair point.
The next time I grope him, I'll supply him with a knife, and then have at it.
No.15134
>>15131
By being ze biggest guy is ze spring, obviously.
>>15132
Maybe, I never got into zat game.
>>15133
>gonna be pissed if Kuma's antics are the reason he seems to have missed out on ear scratches.
How so?
>takes another shot.
No.15135
>>15128
>Suddenly too petrified to move
Uh, uh...
>Ryuko?
>Gamagoori?
>someone help!
>>15126
>Sigh of relief
>nods
>Moves to get up
>>15125
>Bites her lip
>Curiosity gets the better of her
>Dives in
>skrtch skrtch
>Quickly dashes out of the pool and back to the changing room
Night all
maybe next time screwboy
No.15136
>>15132
W-what he was doing was j-just rude.
>>15133
W-Weiss was going too! B-but then she joined her...
No.15137
>>15133
If you don't steal my eyes I'll show you the way past this unholy barrier.
>>15134
This wasn't how this was meant to turn out.
>>15135
Stupid girl.
>sighs
No.15138
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>>15136
>DISTANT MISCHIEVOUS CACKLING
No.15139
>>15133
>cuddling while struggling is cuuute
...not quite what I meant, but better. The line between cheekiness and aggressiveness is a thin one, and us charming young lads need to walk it carefully.
>>15136
...yeah. Yeah, it was. Sorry about that.
No.15140
>>15134
>If you just came back to our room, I'd scratch your ears every night bby
You often look like you're fighting with yourself or something.
You looked tired too.
Are you staying up late reading dirty comics?
>follows his flow
>>15135
>I'll get you next time Gadget
Bye bye Mako~
>Her girlfriend is gonna murder me
>Yaaay~
>>15136
That's why I counted on kenny to hold you down while i thoroughly checked but it seems he's less persuadable than Weiss. That's pretty unfortunate huh?
>>15137
>eyes gleam at him
You lie.
You possess such power?
No.15141
>>15138
>;-; stahp
>>15139
It's f-fine. You h-helped me get away, and t-that's what matters.
>>15140
>angry blind baby
K-Kenny wouldn't do that no matter what! He's n-nice!
A-and Weiss isn't persuadable! She just thinks Jinx m-might be onto something!
No.15142
>>15135
>yay
>lightly purrs.
>>15140
>No, not that corrupt...yet
It's complicated...You know zat chaos god Jinx talks to? Vell, he's not ze only van.
>Oh, stop beating off around the trimmed bush.
...A razer lewd van has taken an interest in me for reasons I don't get yet, and am not sure if I vill.
>>15137
Ve should have brought anozer big guy zen.
No.15143
>>15139
>tilts his head
>?
>Seems to have no idea what else you could possibly have meant
I agree, but I still think that teasing someone like that makes them feel welcomed~
Our bond as brothers is that much closer because i got to touch his plushy stomach.
>>15141
>liiike brothers
>Sweats
My my~ You have a stronger voice than you let on don't you?
You really let me have it.
It was my mistake for thinking you were just a cute face.
Its my fault. So feel free to feel me up if it makes your feel better~
No.15144
>>15140
I've seen heaven and fallen to hell.
>>15142
Is there any other guy around? I haven't seen anyone bigger than you around.
No.15145
>>15142
I knew this dark artifacts stuff would only branch out into more dire side plots. Looks like you got caught in its web. Lucky~ It wasn't me for once. Why don't you ask it to leave?
>Takes a sip
A God of lewd?
Are you sure that's such a bad thing?
>>15144
To live such a life that dangerous I suppose I do have to believe your impossible words
No.15146
>>15144
Deadpool?
>>15145
Zat's just it...I'm not sure if it IS a bad sing. Jinx tried getting me to join up vith her god instead.
>laughs
It vas verse zan zose people who come to your door asking if you've "Heard ze verd of Jesus".
No.15147
>>15143
I'm n-not going to do that!
No.15148
>>15145
If only you could see the wonders beyond this great wall...
>>15146
He doesn't even go here.
>hops out of the pool
But then again I just got here so I got no right to talk.
>walks off
No.15149
>>15146
>chuckles
Hmm well I could see how you'd wanna avoid joining up with a god of her choosing.
She seems to put alot of trust into things that aren't good at all
>like cults that need her
Well as long as this god isn't messing up your mind I won't mind your habits.
....is it a sexy god?
>>15147
Eh? Are you sure?
I'm pretty vulnerable right now so I couldn't fight back
Oh wait did you want me to fight back?
>>15148
Please show me the way senpai.
I'm ready.
No.15150
>>15149
I don't want you to do anything, because I'm not going to do anything to you!
No.15151
>>15149
Kinda...I sink...Honestly it's all a blur. Sink she's also huge into drugs and rock'n'roll as vell.
>>15148
Hmm, you know, he's right, I haven't seen zat guy in avile. Vonder vere he vent.
No.15152
>>15150
>looks saddened
I see, so I'm truly so revolting you wouldn't even touch me to get your revenge?
>seems like he's on the verge of tears
>>15151
>snorts
It sounds like you have a rebellious teen with daddy issues interested in you.
No.15153
>>15152
Who knows- hic
>...
Hey, vant to sneak into ze girl's side, I've got a crazy idea.
No.15154
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>>15152
>and there comes the compassionate Emil
>along with his stutter.
H-how can I t-tell if you're ugly? I c-can't see you.
No.15155
>>15153
>face is flushed
>smiles brighter than usual
Hmm? You've been pretty meek up until now, I thought you had no interest~
>takes another drink
I'm in.
>>15154
Doesn't losing your sight enhance your senses?
I wouldn't be surprised if you could just taste my foul presence.
No.15156
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>>15155
N-no. I can w-walk around just fine, but I can't smell u-ugliness.
No.15157
>>15155
>knocks back another shot.
Vell, I'm not sure if zis vill verk, but hear me out. My powers verk by recognizing myself somevere or novere, right? Vat if I recognized myself as a girl?...now zat I sink about it, I'm not sure if zat vould also apply to ozers I use my ability on...can I even...hic
>scratches his head.
No.15158
>>15156
Then its your sense of touch? When I laid my hand upon you, you instantly felt the embodiment of disgust, didn't you?
>sniffles
No.15159
>>15157
Whoa....whoooooa...dude
You're...just blowing my mind here.
You saying you can turn into a chick? You can turn me into a chick?
Hold on, I need a second to think about this..hic
>thinks
>almost falls over
....okay...yes!
Give me boobies!
No.15160
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>>15158
H-how w-would I even be able to feel ugliness?
No.15161
>>15160
How do you know you can't?
Have you ever tried?
No.15162
>>15159
I don't even know if it could verk on myself...give me a second.
>vanishes
>reappears, fully clothed next to the spring.
>frowns
Vell, zat didn't verk...
No.15163
>>15161
If I c-could, I w-would know by now, w-wouldn't I?
No.15164
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>>15162
Whoa.
Where'd you go?
Oh! there you are buddy~ Wassup?~
>Gets up and pats your chest
Wheres your boobs at man?
>>15163
I'm not so sure, have you really focused on a person's looks when you touched them before? I can't imagine you would~
No.15165
>>15164
I d-don't want t-to try this.
No.15166
>>15164
>sighs, disappointed
It didn't verk...
No.15167
>>15165
You mean you're not curious to find out?
Is there good in not being able to see others?
>>15166
>grope grope
It didn't
Why's that?
Are you too drunk?
No.15168
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>>15167
I d-don't w-want to touch everyone j-just to know what they m-might look like. I'm f-fine just listening.
No.15169
>>15167
No idea. Maybe I can't actually do zat.
>walks off dejected.