No.15681
It's whatever you want it to be...
not really tho
No.15683
>So nice to be clothed again
>>15682
Eh?
No.15685
>>15683
>I didn't know you'd been naked
>I mean
>RUSTLERUSTLERUSTLE
>>15684
>[rustling internally]
>]rustling externally[
No.15686
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>>15685
>slowly approaches the RUSTLER
No.15687
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>>15686
>peeks out from the brush
>eyes narrow
No.15688
>>15685
>Did that bush just talk?
>Nah.
>>15687
Wat.
No.15689
>>15687
Are you an assassin?
No.15690
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>>15689
No. Just a huntress of the forest.
>...
Technically a bush is a forest, just a very small one
>>15688
What 'wat'.
No.15691
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>>15690
There's nothing to hunt in that bush.
No.15692
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>>15691
Because I have vanquished all in it.
>spears a bug with an arrow
The territory of this bush has been claimed.
No.15693
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>>15692
Not an impressive claim, if you ask me.
No.15694
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No.15695
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>>15693
Add it to the forests and jungles I've already captured, and I am nearly a queen.
>pulls the shrub up
>it coats her torso and head, but her arms and legs still pop out
Have you come to challenge my claim? I won't be soft on you.
>>15694
I am the Huntress Wizard, walker of all that is green.
No.15696
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>>15695
It just so happens that I'm a queen as well.
If you surrender now, your lands will not be razed.
>She's probably not serious about fighting this time, but who can tell with this kid?
No.15697
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>>15696
I surrender to no one
>a huge flower blooms on the bush
>it spits up a big cloud of pollen in Buddy's face
>scrambles to get inside the halfway house
No.15698
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>>15697
>runs after her, sneezing out pollen along the way
>I want that throne bush
This means war!
No.15699
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>>15698
>no go away it's mine
War it shall be, tiny queen!
>slams the door behind her
>and then locks it
>what have you now
No.15700
>>15699
>oh dear you don't know me do you
>cuts the door in half
>casually steps inside as it falls apart
What now?
No.15701
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>>15700
>curses
>arrows levitate, plucked back into invisible bows
Another step and I open fire.
No.15703
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>>15701
Fine. I won't step.
>LEAPS
No.15705
>>15703
>it takes a step to jump, checkmate
>the arrows fly at Buddy
>splashes the ground behind her with some sort of enchantment and flees again
No.15706
No.15708
>>15705
>cuts at the arrows in the air
>lands right in the enchantment area
Get back here!
No.15711
>>15708
>a mist blasts up, and several flowers bloom at her feet
>Essence of Placate
>should calm the target down immensely
>...but this is also Buddy we're talking about
No.15713
>>15711
...
>now she's just CALMLY walking after her
No.15715
>Why are kids here always fighting?
>I mean, shit.
>Rummaging through the bush for any Hunter Princess loot.
No.15718
>>15715
>Tension in the Huntress Wizard's kingdom?
>turns around
>sees the bush rustling again
Who's in there?
No.15719
>>15713
>she's just walking here
>MENACINGLY
>squatting next to a newly potted Lilly, hoping to blend in
>>15715
>noooo don't touch me there
What are you doing?!
>swats the nosy bat lady off
No.15720
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No.15721
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>>15719
I can see you...you have someone in your bush.
No.15722
>>15718
...No one.
>Shifts her eyes around, still fumbling around in there for any treasures.
>>15719
>What? You mean here?
>Grab grab.
...You're in here too? Big bush, huh? Ow!
>Rolls out of the bush.
No.15723
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>>15721
Not willingly...!
>>15722
>MY JIBLETS
Not big enough for the two of us!
>shakes a fist
...really though, it's a small bush
No.15725
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>>15722
>A well endowed bat?
Maybe that bush was bigger than I thought, if you were living in it.
>>15723
Were you hunting the bat this whole time?
No.15727
>>15723
Then leave!
>Already outside.
It really is, my chest was sticking out of the back...
>>15725
It really wasn't...and I wasn't living there. I was just looking for some goodies to snatch.
>Shrugs.
No.15729
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>>15727
Yes, I can see your...assets.
>ahem
My goodies are to aid my survival, find your sugar fix elsewhere.
>hunches over and munches on a box of crackers and cheese
>>15725
...yes.
>musn't appear soft musn't appear soft
No.15732
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>>15727
I doubt there are any goodies in her bush.
>>15729
I'm a little more impressed then.
>leans back against a wall
Are you going to finish the hunt?
No.15733
>>15729
Wow, no need to stare so much. No one likes a gawker.
>Jiggle
I wasn't really looking for food, but okay.
>Yawns and stretches.
>Suddenly has the box of crackers in her hand and is eating them casually.
>>15732
You'd be surprised what kind of goodies you can find in a cute girl's bush.
No.15737
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>>15732
The hunt has been finished. She is out of my forest.
>hands on her hips proudly
>still has the bush on most of her
>>15733
B-but I wasn't-
>MY RATIONS
>stares at the jiggling jewel thief for a moment longer
>huffs
Would you like to humiliate me further, or will that be all.
No.15738
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>>15733
>You would think that with being the only girl in her country, she would hear dudes saying things like that all the time.
>But nope
So who are you?
>>15737
You're not going to really hunt her?
>DISSAPOINTED
No.15744
>>15737
Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the judge.
>Pops another cracker in her mouth.
I'm not sure. I'd normally stop at this point, but you make it so fun that I don't think that I can. I may need rehabilitation, because I think I'm addicted to bullying you already.~
>>15738
>Puffs out her chest proudly.
I'm Rouge the Bat, expert thief, expert lover, and amateur pastry chef, at your service.
No.15745
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>>15738
One should not waste the steel of their blade on a foe not lethal.
>tries to appear sagely
>f-fuck she thinks I'm a total dork
>>15744
>whyyyy
>this is why I don't step out of the woods
You'll be the only one seeing a judge.
>pops out of the bush
>pulls up her hood
No.15748
>Looks like those two are done fighting
>Thank goodness
No.15750
>>15744
>Wow look at those tig ol' bitties
Flashing your victims must be very effective for you.
>points right at her chest
>>15745
Deers aren't lethal, and people hunt those.
>DON'T BE A NERD
>MUDER SOMEONE
>>15748
>You judging me?
No.15755
>>15750
I am a vegetarian. People are morons.
>b-but
>my permanent record
No.15757
>>15753
>DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M VIOLENT
>;-;-;-;-;-;-;
>>15755
I agree with you, but what's a vegetarian?
No.15759
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>>15757
It...means that I don't eat meat products or animals.
No.15760
>>15757
>Why would I hate you? My girl- best-friend is an edgelord, too...
No.15763
>>15759
Why would you do something like that? Animal meat is nutritious?
>Every moment, you become a bigger nerd.
>>15760
>An edgelord you say?
>I must fight her for dominance.
>There can only be one Queen of Edge in this house.
No.15767
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>>15763
There is a plant supplement for any protein or mineral that meat can give you. I respect the forest's life, because it keeps me sustained.
>pulls a leaf pouch full of water from her hip
>glug glug glug
No.15769
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>>15763
>I wouldn't recommend it
>But if you really want to, Ryuko should be around here...somewhere...
No.15770
>>15745
>Because you're so adorable.
><3
Haven't seen one yet, and I don't intend on starting now.
>Jumps back into her bush to relax.
>>15750
...Uh, well. I've never tried that one before. I'll make a note of it.
>She's certainly not subtle.
No.15772
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>>15767
I'm sure you and Beastborn would get along very well then. Too bad you'll never get real protein.
>takes out a piece of horse jerky
>munch munch munch
>>15769
>DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!
>YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!
>AND HE CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO EITHER!
>>15770
You should. It's worked very well for me, and my breasts are small.
No.15773
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>>15770
>n-not cute
>stop that
...don't break any of the branches with your lumps, please.
>>15772
Plants offer the purest protein. It's you guzzling down whatever poisons were inside of your prey.
>smacks her lips
>kinda hungry now
>NO MUST NOT BREAK
No.15779
>>15773
The only things that exclusively eat plants are prey. The tougher the meat, the greater the energy gained.
>Don't you want it?
>The succulent jerky of horse?
No.15785
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>>15779
Those who would subscribe to a caste that someone else made don't deserve to be called predators.
>kind of
>a little bit
>BUT THE LAW OF THE FOREST KEEPS ME STRONG
...mmmnum
No.15788
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>>15785
Are you trying to say something about me?
>Aggressive meat chewing
No.15794
>>15788
Nothing at all. You meat eaters are all the same. Choke out the forests for your 'landscaping', kill the animals because they're 'beneath' you...
>hmph
>suddenly springs up onto a nearby wardrobe, pulling out a wooden flute
I'll bet most of you don't even know how to make music anymore.
>starts to play a pristine melody
No.15795
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>>15794
>OH IT'S ON NOW
>Trumpet out
Meat eating has made my lungs strong enough to master music.
>toot toot motherfucker
No.15802
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>>15795
...wait, really?
>listens to the rustic noise of the trumpet
>genuinely impressed
>puts the flute to her lips again and joins in
>THE HALFWAY TRIO, CDs ON SALE NOW FOR FOUR-NINETY NINE
No.15805
>>15802
>HOW MUCH IS THAT IN PORNO MAGS!?
>Makes sure to match the pace of Huntress
>sounds niiiiiiiice
No.15811
>>15805
>finishes the song with fingers fleet
>looks back down at Buddy
...you play so well.
>her eyes sparkle
Maybe you aren't like the others.
No.15813
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>>15811
That's right. I'm better than the rest.
...
You're good too. You should play more music with me and my companion Sheik sometime.
No.15816
>>15813
>you can't have friends
>softness will kill you, never forget that
>...nn
I need to get back to the forest. But...I would like...to play with you again soon.
>hops down and onto the windowsill
>looks back
...I'm Huntress.
No.15820
>>15816
Good.
...I'm Buddy.
No.15822
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>>15820
Goodbye for now, Buddy.
>hops out and into the brush, disappearing
>a tiny pink flower remains where she was
>she'll be back