No.16312
The adventures have come to a stop
Security is coming down on us hard
You're all to blame Jinx, you're all to blame
Also Heather
No.16313
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>watches all of her weapons being carried to the contraband locker
>deep sigh of remorse
No.16314
No.16315
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>I am an innocent woman, narrator!
Come on! You can't my pipe!
And my knife!
And my dru- I mean, health drink!
COME ON!
>>16313
This is the worst.
No.16316
>Yawns and lays on the couch.
>Fiddling with portals as per usual.
>This Monday is lazier than this Sunday.
No.16317
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>>16315
I feel so...naked.
>hugs herself
>>16316
>a mage?
No.16318
>>16317
>Looks over at her.
>A cute Cra girl?
>Wave wave.
No.16319
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.>>16316
H-hey, you wouldn't mind just using one of those portals to get some of my weapons back, would you?
Please?
>>16317
They can't do this to us. It's like stealing who we are.
No.16320
>>16318
>her elf ears prick up
Hello, small conjurer.
>>16319
It's the consequence of breaking rules. Even for the greater good, one must answer for their infractions.
No.16321
>>16319
Why did they take your weapons? Seems like this is the type of place where you shouldn't have them anyways, right?
>Shrugs.
It seems wrong to me.
>>16320
>Portals over to her.
>Ogling her curves quite blatantly.
>Cra always makes 'em pretty...
Hello, large Cra lady!
No.16322
>>16320
But it's not like WE were doing anything wrong with our weapons.
Uuuugh.
>>16321
They're just cracking down on us because of what Jinx did! We've had these weapons forever and no one's ever been hurt by them...except maybe that one time Buddy and Painwheel fought each other, but both of them were fine at the end!
...which is a little weird, considering there was blood everywhere.
No.16323
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>>16321
>my disguise is failing
>I'm too curvy for my own good ;-;
Cra? I don't understand.
>>16322
Having them here was enough. Unfortunately.
No.16324
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>>16323
Great. Now we'll have to be like real prisoners and make shanks out of toothbrushes.
No.16325
>>16322
My dad always used to say "One bad apple spoils the pie." ...They are your weapons though, right? My friend Dally always used to say that "A weapon is an adventurer's best friend!"
>Rubs his chin.
>Opens a portal to the room
Be quick, I don't want to get in trouble here yet...
>>16323
>That, and I can see people's Wakfu, and essentially their form with my eyes closed.
>But yeah, you're too thick for your own good.
...? You're not a Cra? But you look so much like one!
>Uses this as an excuse to examine her up close.
Hmm...What are you then?
No.16326
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>>16325
>rushes into the portal
>grabs the pocket knife
>runs out
This is the easiest one to hide. Thank you so much!
No.16327
>>16324
>reaches out and takes Heather's hand tenderly
We will survive, my friend.
>patpat
>discreetly passes a screwdriver shiv from up her sleeve
>>16325
Coincidence. I am of the Sheikah. Clan of Hyrule's shadows.
>shrinks back from the staring
...my name is Sheik.
No.16328
>>16327
>mouths out "thank you"
So...what's been going on with you?
>looks around
That's what I said everyone. With you. That's it.
No.16329
>>16326
What about your friends' weapons? You really shouldn't be so selfish...
>>16327
Hmm...I don't know about things like that, but you look a lot like my friend Evangelyne, but waaaay...
>Thicker
>Curvier
>More fuckable
...Prettier!
>Big smile.
No.16330
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>>16328
I tried pursuing our 'friend' again.
>downcast look
Faster than most poes. I couldn't tag it with an arrow.
>>16329
>flushes under the mask
...I appreciate the compliment. You're a handsome young man yourself.
No.16331
>>16330
>Her wakfu got all pink for a second.
>Cute.
Oh, thank you! My dad used to say I took after him, but then I found out I was adopted. So, I don't really think that the case.
No.16332
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>>16329
Jesus, I got a little overexcited and forgot, excuse me.
>>16330
...poes?
>Imagining spooky Edgar Allen Poe ghosts flying around
Also, do you want to grab anything from the confiscated stuff room? There's a portal open to it right now.
No.16333
>>16331
I'm certain you take after him in different ways. As I do with my mother.
>faint smile
>>16332
Poes, wisps, ghosts. Many different names, all the same thing.
>...
>tentatively reaches in and grabs some throwing knives
>[guilt]
No.16334
>>16332
You shouldn't forget your friends.
>Lil' Eliatrope is disappoint.
>>16333
Well, of course! He taught me how to cook and pretty much everything else I know! He's a really good man. Your wakfu reminds me of his...
>But much sexier.
>If that makes sense...
>Sighs happily.
No.16335
>>16334
Our situations are very similar, it seems.
>...
What is 'wakfu'?
No.16336
>>16333
You really are an expert ghost hunter then, huh?
>>16334
Jesus Christ buddy, I get it, you can quit it with the judging now.
No.16337
>>16335
You were adopted too?
>
Uhh...It's like your life energy. It's what makes up all living things and what makes you...you!
>>16336
Tsk...Tsk...Tsk...You should really be more considerate of your comrades.
>Grins.
>Clearly enjoying the teasing at this point.
No.16338
>>16336
The Sheikah were situated around a graveyard. We had to learn how to handle the spirits that lingered.
>>16337
Yes. My mother Impa is a kind woman.
...so, our magic.
>tilts her head
No.16339
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>>16337
>I want to give this guy a swirly
Are you done yet?
>>16338
Why'd your people set up there? I'm guessing it wasn't for the cheaper real estate prices.
No.16340
>>16338
Uhhh...Something like that. It's your magic, and your soul mixed, I guess?
>Shrugs
It's kind of complicated. I just know that if you're a good person then it's very bright and pretty, like yours is.
>>16339
>I want to do unspeakable things to this girl under her skirt.
I'll let you know.~
No.16341
>>16340
>I have a boyfriend, sir!
Do you have any other powers besides making portals?
Not that portals aren't cool enough or anything, just wondering.
No.16342
>>16341
Portals are generally what I go for, but I have a few other powers I can use. Like this!
>Makes two portals and clashes them together, making a giant beam of energy which smashes a hole through the wall.
There are others, but they don't really show up except when I really need them...
No.16343
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>>16339
The Temple of Shadow is situated above it. We are its gatekeepers, and protectors of the treasure inside.
>>16340
...a-ah, thank you.
>pats her chest
>I wonder if the child can see me
>perhaps it is best if not, my goddess
No.16344
>>16342
>looks through the steaming hole in the wall
...I gotta admit, I'm pretty impressed right now.
>>16343
Temple of Shadows? That sure doesn't sound like the friendliest place to be around.
No.16345
>>16343
No problem! I'm only telling the truth after all!
>Can't really see Gods, so you're in luck, lady.
>I wonder if she binds her chest...I feel like she might be hiding some really big sweater puppies in there.~
>Snaps out of it quickly and smiles.
>>16344
Well, I'm the king of the Eliatropes for a reason!
>A reason I can't exactly remember, but I'm sure it has something to do with my past lives or something...
No.16346
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>>16344
Shadows are not inherently evil. They hide us from the enemy, and let us unmask ourselves.
>...
>tugs her chin mask down
Impa taught me that.
>>16345
>she does
And the truth is the best route.
No.16347
>>16345
Wait wait wait wait wait. You're a king? Seriously?
>>16346
>That's a very feminine face you got there, dude.
I guess you have a point there. Everyone's gotta be sneaky every once in awhile.
No.16348
>>16346
>Called it!
>Too bad that I only have Wakfu-Vision and not X-Ray vision.
>Oh well, maybe I'll catch them in the shower later...
That's what my dad told me!
>>16347
Oh, you didn't know? I'm the King of the Eliatrope. They're not on this world yet, they're waiting for me to grow up and be ready to lead them.
No.16349
>>16347
>thanks bruh
>I exfoliate
Not just that. I mean...we're in the dark at the times we're most vulnerable. When we're hiding. When we're sleeping. When...we make love, I suppose. It's like a cloak.
>sheepish smile
Ah...sorry, I'm probably romanticizing it. You get the gist, though.
>>16348
Your father sounds like a smart man.
>...
So now I know a princess and a king. What are the odds?
No.16350
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>>16348
You're not planning some sort of hostile takeover thing, are you?
>>16349
Was that a line from your newest poem?
>smirks
It's cool. You've got some good points.
No.16351
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>>16350
What. I...what. No. I don't write poems.
>wasshelookinginmypoetrybook
>oh everyone has probably seen your poetry book
>MY GODDESS
>FUCHSIA, FEROCIOUS, MY SWEET JINX APPROACHES-
>STOP
No.16352
>>16349
He was! He's the mayor of my town and he's the best cook I know!
>
Where I'm from? Pretty common, though I'm not sure about where you're from.
>>16350
Nah, I'm using this place as training for my subjects! One of my mentors thought it best for me to come here to iron out any character flaws I may have.
No.16353
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>>16351
...uh...I was just joking, dude.
>Or WAS I?!
>>16352
I can understand you being sent to a halfway house, but going to a whole different world for training? Isn't that a bit extreme?
No.16354
>>16352
Hyrule is where I come from. I don't often meet royalty.
>that isn't me
>gives swooping bow
My leige.
>>16353
Oh. Well...good.
>hands on her hips
>trying not to look completely humiliated
Wh-what shall we do while Jinx is in solitary confinement...?
No.16355
>>16354
I dunno. I mean I don't think we can really do much about the ghost with Jinx locked up in there right now so...want to watch TV or something?
No.16356
>>16355
>I miss her
I would love to, my friend.
>leaps up onto the back of the couch
>handstand
>lowers herself onto the cushion
What would you like to watch?
No.16357
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>>16356
>sits on the couch like a normal person
Let's just skim and find out.
>turns on the TV
>''I'M ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON"
Not this guy again!
No.16358
>>16357
>"ALL THESE TVs, MICROWAVES-"
>click
These advertisements are killing me.
>click
>click
>click
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Dtn5_F3Us
...what
No.16359
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>>16358
Was that racist? I feel like that was racist. Actually...I don't know what that was.
>click
>click
>click
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro
...sometimes I think the TV is haunted.
No.16360
>>16359
It has to be poes. I just-
>click
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T1OHha9agg
...
>looks genuinely uncomfortable
No.16361
>>16360
Is that...acting?
>click
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
This TV is trying to kill us. Slowly.
No.16362
>>16361
Th-this was a bad idea. I don't like TV anymore...
>hugs her knees and
>click
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvdktTMMgs
...I...I don't...what?
No.16363
>Exits the kitchen with a bottle of Gatorade.
>>16361
>>16362
>sees what's on the TV
...Vat kind of cable is zis place getting?
No.16364
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>>16362
I don't know what this is...but it feels like a personal attack against you.
>click
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKj75hmLxjE
...are you seeing what I'm seeing?
No.16365
>>16363
I don't know and it scares me.
No.16366
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>>16363
I don't knooow
>shivering
>this invention is the devil
>it must be outlawed in Hyrule
>>16364
Okay, okay, no more, I don't like this.
No.16367
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>>16366
We should just smash the TV. Just to be safe.
No.16368
>>16365
Mind if I look?
>>16366
...Are you actually shivering, or just putting up an act?
No.16369
>>16368
Sure. But don't say we didn't warn you.
No.16371
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>>16368
You look at that box and tell me if it isn't disturbing.
>>16367
...Ahri might be upset with us for that.
No.16372
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>>16370
See? It's horrifying!
>>16371
You have a point...what if you just rubbed one of your light arrows on the TV? Maybe that would scare away whatever is haunting it.
No.16373
>>16371
I vouldn't say "disturbing"...Feels more like bad TV.
>attempts to find the guide channel.
>>16372
It's not zat bad.
>click
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU
>and feels somewhat empty for some reason.
No.16374
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>>16373
Wrestlers have music videos?
No.16375
>>16374
Only important vans maybe?
>looks around.
Speaking of important, did I miss somesing? Zis place seems dead.
No.16376
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>>16375
Huh...it's pretty dead, yeah.
No.16377
>>16376
>sighs
And to sink, ve just had ze spring trip. By ze vay, did Kuma try sneaking into your side?
No.16378
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>>16372
That's a brilliant-!
>...
My arrows were taken...
No.16379
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>>16377
I hope not. We were all distracted by the new nurse making her way to our spring.
>>16378
Ahh damn it!
Guess we'll just have to watch Ghost TV from now on.
No.16380
>>16379
Vell, I guess it vould be fair if he did, Mako ended up on our side after all.