No.16383
Meanwhile, in a super cool pillow fort...
No.16386
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>this is an area of refuge
>no bullies allowed
>dozed off underneath a couch cushion
No.16388
>>16386
>that is offensive to bullies everywhere
>>16387
>yes
>yes it is
>laying back on one of the pillows
No.16389
>>16388
>well yeah but who cares about offending bullies
...I didn't take you for much of an architect, Buddy.
No.16390
>>16389
>TRIGGERED
I did not build this. I'm just investigating it.
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
I'm not lying.
No.16391
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>>16390
And Sheik doesn't write poetry, either...
>knowing smile
Have you discovered anything in your 'investigation'?
No.16392
>>16391
Yes.
>squeezes one of the pillows.
These forts are not practical for defense. They are comfortable though.
No.16393
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>>16392
Pillow forts aren't supposed to be practical, they're supposed to be sensual.
>...
I mean fun
No.16394
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>>16393
If you were a man, you would fit right in at Olathe.
>sticks her hand out of the entrance
>pulls down on a hanging blanket
>it covers the entrance
Practical or not, there is a security system.
No.16395
>>16394
I thought that was just for mood setting.
>snickers to herself
You sure that's an efficient security system? I don't think any alarms can go off without electricity...
No.16396
>>16395
>gives the blanket another tug
>a small section of pillows fall down from above
It's not perfect, but it helps.
No.16397
>>16396
Who do you think is going to storm the base, exactly...?
No.16398
>>16397
I have no idea. You can never be too careful.
No.16399
>>16398
I guess not.
...we should make a scarecrow. Out of cushions.
No.16400
>>16399
Yes!
...
I mean...fine.
No.16401
>>16400
Whatever you do, don't get excited.
>sticks out her tongue
>pulls out a sharpie and draws Buddy's face onto a throw cushion
...got any spare ponchos?
No.16402
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>>16401
>pulls out a bright yellow rain poncho
Will this do?
No.16403
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>>16402
>drapes the poncho over it
>and then for the finishing touch
>big angry eyebrows
Perfect.
No.16404
>>16403
>You really captured my eyebrows
Now place it outside, so the world will know who owns this fort.
No.16405
>>16404
>I am an art-teest
>or better yet, and ar-teat
>strings it up on a blanket and ties it up outside the fort
The biggest set of brass wouldn't be able to invade this stronghold.
No.16406
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>>16405
Truly a monument all other pillow forts strive to be.
No.16407
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>>16406
...how did you keep your sword? They took everyone else's weapons, it blows.
No.16408
>>16407
No one will take this sword from me.
Ever.
...why did they take your weapons?
No.16409
>Waltzes into the pillowfort.
>Plops down and starts getting comfy.
>Man, pillowforts rule.
No.16411
>>16408
Cause we kept leaving without asking.
>...
Maybe since you didn't leave, you got to keep yours...
>rubs her neck
Yeesh.
>>16409
>now this I don't mind
Hiya, Rouge.
No.16412
>>16411
>Starts hogging the blankets and all the comfy.
>Sprawled out lazily.
Hey there, squirt. How are you?
No.16413
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>>16409
>How could she have possibly made it past the state of the art pillow scarecrow and pillow pile?
Hello, bat person.
>>16411
I come and go as I please...I just haven't been leaving a lot. No reason.
No.16414
>>16413
Are you suuuuure there's no reason?
>eyebrows waggling
>>16412
>that's not fair
>takes the last throwpillow and puts it on her own head
Good. It's been quiet lately, I can actually hear myself think...
No.16415
>>16413
>I'm a pro at breaking into palaces, forts, and banks...
>I think I can manage getting into a cute little pillow shack.
Hello, angry little girl. How are you? Cute fort.
>>16414
>Sorry, but a girl needs to be as comfortable as possible on her day off.
>Snuggles up next to Mado.
Oh great! It's always good to have some peace and quiet. You even had the time to build this cute lil' place.
No.16416
>>16414
No. There is no reason. Who told you there was a reason? They were lying.
>>16415
This fort is not cute. It is a modern achievement in pillow fort design.
No.16417
>>16416
Is it because...you like us?
Because I think it is.
>>16415
>there are two new pillows to lay my head on
>dohoho
Yup. And Jinx and Heather aren't around to accidentally knock it all down.
>...
How come you spend your days off here?
No.16418
>>16416
Uh-huh...Awful lotta pink pillows in your "Modern Achievement in Pillow Fort Design."
>Sticks her tongue out at her.
>>16417
>Well, I took all of yours, so fair is fair.
>Ara ara.
Good, people who ruin forts are the worst.
>
Well, this place is pretty cozy...Plus, you kids sure are adorable.
No.16419
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>>16417
>I won't even give you the satisfaction of a response
>Squints at her
>>16418
I was running out of non-pink pillows! That's all!
No.16420
>>16419
Mhm...And the sign? "Buddy and Mado's Cozy, Comfy Fort of Friendship."
>Grins.
No.16421
SORRY
>>16418
>glad you're on board
>nuzzle nuzzle
I have no Poke-Respect for those scum.
...if you say so. Not that I'm complaining. This sort of thing just kind of seems like the buildup to some sort of scam, though...
>>16419
I'm not hearing a no.
>squeaktoy.mp3
No.16422
>>16420
I don't remember putting that sign up.
>looks over at Mado
>uuuuuggghhh you're making us look like neeeeeeeerds
>>16421
it's all gooooood
You're not hearing a yes.
No.16423
>>16421
>But of course.
>Pats her head.
Mhm...They really must be brutes.
Me? Scam you? I'm hurt Mado! Aren't I the one who got Santa to get you that chair for you? Hm?
>>16422
Oh course you didn't, but it sure is adorable.
>Tussles her hair.
Why don't you come over here and snuggle with us, huh?
No.16424
>>16422
>I didn't do it
>...
>okay I did it
BUT.
I'm also not hearing a no.
>>16423
>droops gleefully at the mention of the chair
Yes, yes you were...all that lumbar support, holy moley...
No.16425
>>16423
I don't snuggle.
>>16424
You're getting ideas in your head and I don't like it.
No.16426
>>16425
Come on, are you saying we aren't best chums...?
No.16427
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>>16426
...
>puts her mask on
>just in case you can read her face
No.16428
>>16427
Good, so we're friends.
>monkey grin
Now, on a scale from one to ten, how badly will I be impaled if I try to hug you...?
No.16430
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>>16429
Awwwwwwh.
>hangs her head
It's okay, we'll make it to Tier 2 someday.
No.16431
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>>16430
Tier 2? There are tiers to this?
No.16432
>>16431
Yup. Tier 1 is admitting we're friends, and Tier 2 is hugging.
>counting off her fingers
Tier 5 is telling secrets, Tier 7 is holding hands...but let's not do Tier 15.
No.16433
>>16432
There is no way that friendship has up to 15 tiers to it.
No.16434
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>>16433
Are you telling me that you know more about friendship than I do.
>
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>>>
No.16435
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>>16434
Do you want me to collapse this fort on top of you? Because I have no problems doing that.
No.16436
>>16435
...
>
If you want to cuddle under the mountain of pillows with me, all you have to do is ask.
>#WORTH
No.16437
>>16436
>pulls out one of the pillows
>leaps out of the way as the pillow fort collapses
No.16438
>>16437
>I said this was a bully free zone
>haggard sigh
>stays under the crumbled fort, only her feet poking out
No.16439
>>16438
I may have destroyed the fort, but it was worth it.
>sits down in the metaphorical ashes of her pillow kingdom
>watching her defeated foes wiggling feet
No.16440
>>16439
Killed for wanting to snuggle. This marks the downfall of society.
Next you'll tell me smooching is banned, too.
>wigglewiggle
No.16441
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>>16440
You need to be buried deeper.
>starts stacking pillows over her feet
No.16442
>>16441
Write on my grave...that all the girlies said...I'm pretty fly, for a white guy...
>starts making drowning noises
>ded
No.16443
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>>16442
>trumpet out
>plays Taps