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>You sputter out and cough, making Bayleef raise an eyebrow.
What the hell are you saying!? This isn't exactly a good time for a joke, buddy. She's literally outside watching my every move as we speak!
>"Hey, you wanted a solution, and that's my suggestion. Girls like her just need a good fucking and they'll be fine as dandy afterwards."
>Your eyes shift between the phone and Bayleef as he went on.
>"Besides, it's not that bad. I once tied up this Miltank Whitney had. Stubborn as a Tauros before I met her.
Wait, you actually-
>"A few intensive fucks later she just like an Audino, gentle, kind, loyal, and a good fuckbuddy from time to time."
>You are silent.
>"Yeah I know, right? Even better than having a girlfriend. Well anyway, just called to check up on you. Good luck with your new friend, with benefits."
Hey wait!
>Too late! He hung up on you.
>Sighing, you hang up the phone and went back to filling up the bowl.
>The second you went back outside you were knocked to the floor again
>When you got back up you see Bayleef eating away the food you have prepared at a moments notice
…You couldn't even wait, could you?
>As you got back up, you take a look at the mess she was making
>Your mind, however, was distracted by the advice your friend gave you.
>"Fuck her…make her tame…"
>Your eyes unknowingly wander to the Bayleef as they began sawing her in an…unusual light.
>Now that you thought about it, she does have a nice, large ass…for a Pokemon anyway.
>It did compliment her figure well too.
>You began to wonder how it felt, touching her, taking in the texture of such a treasure, and then ravaging it like no tomarrow.
>All of the stress she'd cause you would be reflected back into one, feral swoop.
>Your pants feel tighter
>"…Leef?"
>Suddenly you see her staring at you, most likely annoyed that you are looking at her in the first place
>You brush yourself off and head back inside
I'm heading back inside for a nap. Don't disturb me.