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File: 1427744358689.jpg (107.52 KB, 650x763, 650:763, Blaziken_Noogie_by_bittenh….jpg)

 No.8977

Lets say you and your pokemon have a deep, intimate, and sexual relationship with each other.

How open would you be about it?

Would you tell your friends or your family? Would there be any public intimacy?

 No.8978

File: 1427756423375.jpg (77.75 KB, 850x542, 425:271, 2 - oh baby.jpg)

If it were real(I fucking wish), I'd be very open about my sexual desires for Audino. Everyone I know would know of my sexual acts and abuse towards my Audinos.

I could even profit.

I'd keep all my Audinonapped Audinos in my inescapable sex dungeon. Most I'd rape and beat for personal use, but also when I jerk off the males, I'd scoop their cum and shove it in the females to reproduce more of thier sexual species. With a dungeon full of Audinos, I could sell or rent them for sex. Renting would be cheaper, but to prevent the spread of STDs, those Audino who are rented and returned, those will be placed in a special chamber of the dungeon where then they can be sold/rented specifically for being abused. Or "fuck at your own risk" Audinos.

I'd be rich. And with all that money I'd buy a shit load of food to fatten up my lovely Audinos, because that fatter they are, the more sexual pleasure they'd bring me.

God, I fucking love Audino :^)

 No.9092

I would have raunchy public sex with her every single day

 No.9107

>>8978
Nigga damn.

 No.9114

Pokemon don't have genitals, retards.

 No.9116

>>9114
Then how do they give birth, faggot?

 No.9119

File: 1428454559514.png (1.7 MB, 3239x1975, 41:25, Beautiful Mega Fag.png)

>>8978
Fucking this, it's a shame that around the time your Audino thread was getting filled that board was abandoned, we need more Audino appreciation<3

 No.9121

>>9119
Wish there was a female version of this.

 No.9123

File: 1428455687750-0.png (114.19 KB, 700x500, 7:5, poundherhard.png)

File: 1428455687750-1.png (184.96 KB, 500x2164, 125:541, stupidfatshit.png)

File: 1428455687750-2.png (100.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, reallysexyUNGG!.png)

>>9121
Sorry, there is no edits so far but for me any kind of Audino is fine, male or female

 No.9374

File: 1429014538917.jpg (752.32 KB, 1013x1100, 1013:1100, Mewtwo-X.jpg)

I'd be totally casual about it. I wouldn't flaunt it in everyone's face but I also wouldn't even try to keep it a secret.
"There have been some rumors that you.. did things to your mewtwo in the showers…"
"…yeah?"
"like… sexual things.."
"yeah… we did, what's your point?"

>>8978
I can understand Gardevoir, Lucario, even mewtwo, Ponyta, ninetails, the eeveelutions, even the nidoqueen and look-alikes, but why Audino?… explain why you'd want it?

 No.9376

>>9123
the cake pic: pointing with thumbs…
what a retard

 No.9381

>>9374
Why is horsefucking more sensible than pudgy midget fucking?

 No.9384

>>9381
horses are elegant creatures with beautifull curves, also: Dat Ass.

also; I wouldn't classify Audino as a pudgy midget… Audino is one of those shapeless things like Wigglytuff, Cleffable and the likes…

 No.9392

>>9384
There are a lot of people who would put their dick in kirby.

 No.9394

>>9374
because Audino is something akin to the bunnies of Pokemon, sweet, adorable, and sometimes fuckable.
Also fluffy tails are cute.
[s] it doesn't help that the current fapfics revolving around audino are extremely lewd [/s]

 No.9422

File: 1429132668102.jpg (82.46 KB, 1131x707, 1131:707, 1427732321128.jpg)

>>8977
Why is it the business of anyone else knowing what I put my dick in? I don't need to know you put your dick in butts, animals, dead people, or trees, and I certainly have the decency not to be thrusting myself hilt deep into my pokemon in public.

 No.9437

File: 1429156519764.jpg (809.84 KB, 1109x1109, 1:1, Zoroark Gingik.jpg)

>>8977
I'd be as secretive about it as possible out of fear of being judged by my family or friends. I would tell them if they pressed me enough though, and hopefully the fact that my lover is a Zoroark would make things easier.

I'd be willing to engage in subtitle public displays of affection with her most of the time, but for anything major I'd have her disguise herself as a human first.

Also I wouldn't keep her locked up in a Pokeball, she'd be free to stay with me or wander about almost all the time.

 No.9441

>>9437
Oh Christ I had this exact dream happen a few nights ago

 No.9442

>>9441
Which part? Dating your Pokemon girlfriend in public, or revealing her to your family & friends?

 No.9443

>>9442
> Dating
I kept my secret perfectly safe up until a certain contest princess caught me and her cuddling.

 No.9467

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 No.9468

File: 1429476910808.jpg (111.11 KB, 480x550, 48:55, 44234776_480mw_p0.jpg)

>>8977

I would invite them to our wedding.


 No.9469

>>9468

fug off autist


 No.9475

>>9467

Am I the only one who wouldn't make use of Zoroark's illusions during sex in any way?

I like her just the way she is.


 No.9488

>>9475

How heartwarming.




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