/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

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>>10334091

>Hollywood celebrities have been some of the most vile and unhinged during Trump’s presidency, with many envisioning violence (including murder) against Trump.

And? Why wouldn't someone do what they could to destroy their perceived enemies, regardless of what their perceived enemies think about it?

>>10334091

Fuck them. Colbert right after the election said they need to tone down political talk because they were all butthurt, but ramped right back up the next fucking day. Typical kike behavior.

>>10334091

>Adding that he found Trump’s presidency “exhausting.” He said it was not fun keeping up with the never-ending news cycle.

This is the most fun I've had in YEARS and were not even a quarter of the way through this 1st term

KLUMPF

SUCK PUTIN HACKER DICK

COMEDY

Wait, they were going after Trump voters?

I thought they were just preaching to their braindead libshit audience.

I'm hoping after this year, going in to 2018, with all of the media crash and burns happening right now, we get a less liberal-skewed media and some honest right wing comedians in the spotlight.

>>10334138

Genuinely this. If the goal was to win over voters, a good start towards it might not be smugly attacking them.

>>10334142

Yesterday the show Rick and Morty began its 3rd season. After it aired I saw lots of complaining on social media about how it wasn't as funny or how it felt like something was missing. Then someone compared the credits from their previous season and this seasons and found out all of the show's writers are now women and most producers are now women. A lot of blue pilled people got a little taste of their equality diversity shit infecting their favorite cartoon. They didn't like it.

Network and pay TV is dead man walking.

And the disconnected (((hollywood))) elites are speeding that death up by alienating half their viewership.

https://www.dslreports.com/shownews/Wall-Street-Predicts-Cord-Cutting-Will-Explode-This-Quarter-139737

>Analysts estimate that the pay TV sector lost a record 762,000 pay-TV subscribers last quarter – roughly five times more than the total number of lost subscribers during the same quarter last year. And if you thought the first quarter was bad, the second quarter – already traditionally among the worst thanks to college kids leaving school – the second quarter is poised to be significantly worse. How much worse? Some Wall Street analysts predict that pay TV providers could lose more than 1 million total subscribers in just three months.

http://www.multichannel.com/news/content/analyst-sees-31m-homes-cutting-cord-decade/414159

https://www.dslreports.com/shownews/ATT-Sees-Record-Loss-in-Cable-TV-Subscribers-140018

https://www.dslreports.com/shownews/Charter-Loses-Another-90000-Video-Subscribers-140027

https://www.dslreports.com/shownews/Altice-Loses-37000-TV-Customers-Says-Fiber-Upgrades-on-Track-140030

https://www.dslreports.com/shownews/Verizon-Joins-Cord-Cutting-Parade-Loses-17000-TV-Customers-140040

>>10334091

>“there’s so much more hate and resentment than we possibly could have imagined … This man didn’t come out of nowhere.”

The jew cries out as he writes shitty jokes about you

how much do you think these kikes pay to get their Colbert/Oliver vids on the front page of youtube?

>>10334186

>how much do you think these kikes pay to get their Colbert/Oliver vids on the front page of youtube?

Nothing, they own the whole thing anyway.

You guys really think these faggots are gonna last another 10 years? You think you're still gonna see faggots like Colbert and Fallon dominating late night television? No. It will be a /pol/ack up there.

>>10334190

How many scoops?

>“It can get really boring to deal with this same person provoking the same level of outrage with everything he does,” agreed Haglund. “To try to find a new way to go after that can be really boring.” She pointed out that during the Obama administration, the show could go a week without using a clip of the President. Now, she said, she was surprised when she found one act recently that didn’t mention Trump’s name once. “It was extraordinary,” she said. “It’s exhausting as much as it is upsetting and boring.”

Pretty much hits the nail on the head here. Why would anyone be convinced when it's the same act time and again? Perhaps people aren't going to be convinced when the only song you play is Trump is a big mean poopy head constantly every episode because the narrative is tired and drawn out and isn't convincing anyone new at this point. Also, way to admit there's some serious bias against Trump by suggesting your coverage is exclusively about Trump, whereas your coverage for Obama was a small fraction of the week. I know that a lot of dumb people use the Colbert Report and the Daily Show in place of actual, real news, but I don't know any right leaning people who even watch these shows. How do they intend to convince Trump supporters to hate Trump when they're not even part of the viewership?

At this point I just can't believe these "people" that seem so shocked by events.

There are plenty of left wing people out there that can explain exactly why Trump won, even if they're extremely anti-trump.

But these people in the Hollywood/New York bubbles are scary when they are so disconnected from America that they can't even concieve of a reason why this happened.

How can you be THAT disconnected from America? I'm sure you can talk to the god damn street vendors you walk by every day or talk to the janitorial staff and they'll tell you, you elitist motherfuckers.

>>10334197

This. I can imagine even non-Trump supporters getting tired of hearing the same shit over and over.

>>10334199

>How can you be THAT disconnected from America? I'm sure you can talk to the god damn street vendors you walk by every day or talk to the janitorial staff and they'll tell you, you elitist motherfuckers.

You answered your own question, but I realize you know that already. It's simple. Big city upper middle class people and of higher means do not talk to peasants, particularly is so-called flyover country. The fact that a majority of America is even labelled as flyover country is living proof that these people think absolutely nothing of the bulk of the country, and live an extremely sheltered life. You think some dumb spoiled cunt with an English, Communications, or God forbid, Women's Studies degree who got her job through nepotism and Affirmative Action gives a shit what some working poor white guy from a steel town thinks and feels? People like that don't exist to them. They assume the lights turn on due to magic and robots, and they have expensive condos and apartments unfortunately, due to those problematic construction workers who don't actually work that much and catcall innocent women most of the day. Also, robots and magic.

>>10334197

>She pointed out that during the Obama administration, the show could go a week without using a clip

Gee, it's almost like the (((night show comedies))) strayed away from making fun of Obama because he was the savior of all mankind and recipient of totally earned nobel peace prizes because he was a kenyan nigger and won a (((historic))) election.

>>10334236

>watching Reddit & Nihilism in the first place

>>10334138

>>10334155

They thought the could use television as a 3rd party to host a struggle session nation wide.

>>10334109

They wholly believe they are on the right side of history. They feel like, if they can just make people see their side of the story, then people will agree with them and denounce the hatred.

They cannot comprehend that what they are actually doing is smugly telling people what to believe; they legitimately believe that their word is law and anybody that does not agree is an angry, hateful bigot.

They are bigots with delusions of grandeur and a serious inferiority complex. Children tasked with writing scripts and gags for TV today. Why do you think TV subscription is falling by the day? They are so disconnected from the average citizen.

Award winning horror film? Get Out

A movie about casual racism and a warning about dating white women.

Another horror film recently produced? ''The Bye-Bye Man'

Are you fucking kidding me?

>>10334312

Damn, that's a good idea. How to write jokes? I have done stage acting before and I'm comfortable with public speaking in front of a crowd, but I really don't have a big funny bone.

>>10334312

Fucking this. Comedy is the start of cultural change. A good comedian is not afraid of society's self-imposed rules on politeness and correctness. All of the funniest comedians in history are hilarious BECAUSE they push the envelope. Challenging peoples' beliefs is always a good way to get a funny, shocking laugh out of a crowd.

>>10334268

Trump has 3.5 years of easy trend-setting against the people who hate him.

>>10334323

Check out the full episode - it's a good critique of modern comedy. It's called DethKomedy

>>10334091

Betcha if they were writing for The /pol/ Show they would have fun.

>>10334162

I'm sure you enjoy taking the strap-on like a good little cuck though.

>>10334312

Well if any of you faggots are in BC just remember what happened to Guy Earle and we have a socialist green government now.

>tfw at least the new attorney general is nominally libertarian, but he used to work for poverty pimps

People who identify with leftist politics are literally NEVER funny. Ever.

>>10334375

probably has to do with the fact that funny things usually have a kernel of truth to them and leftism is pure lies and bullshit

>What is happening in these people’s lives that they’re cheering at the idea of roughing up prisoners?

WE'RE HEARING FROM CUNTS LIKE YOU NONSTOP, THAT'S WHAT

>>10334416

>>10334424

>They complain about bringing Jeb's wife into political conversation

>While bringing her into the conversation

>>10334391

I know a half dozen female comics that would make her look like a tard.

>“The only good thing is it’s unearthing part of our country that people didn’t know existed,” she said. “There’s so much more hate and resentment than we possibly could have imagined … This man didn’t come out of nowhere.

Yeah, 50 years of White genocide tends to make a certain portion of the populace cranky. They still have no fucking clue how much the establishment is hated. Even after two years decades of Trump laying the entire plan right in front of them.

They thought it was all a big orange-hued joke that would blow over with enough kikery and kvetching.

>>10334444

wasted quads

>>10334091

>part of our country that people didn’t know existed

what do you mean there are people outside of LA and NYC?

>>10334406

What the actual fuck did I just listen to?

>>10334299

>Rule 5

And that is why they are failing. Their mockery is getting overused, and their insults are losing meaning.

Funnily enough, mockery works wonders against these cucks and their female overlords.

>>10334491

Looks like they don't like believing they're not on the right side of history any more, and the glamour of Hollywood is quickly fading because of these exhausted women.

>>10334367

>Well if any of you faggots are in BC just remember what happened to Guy Earle and we have a socialist green government now.

For anybody that's curious about what happened: https://archive.is/vEnNk

Slurs force comic to pay $15,000 for ‘tirade of ugly words' against lesbian patron after appeal falls flat

<Guy Earle was ordered by the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal to pay after a homosexual woman alleged his performance gave her post-traumatic stress disorder

>In a ruling that could carry implications for comedy clubs across Canada, the Supreme Court of British Columbia has upheld the right of a bar patron to receive five-figures in damages from a comedian whose performance she alleges gave her post-traumatic stress disorder.

In 2011, Toronto comedian Guy Earle was ordered by the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal to pay $15,000 to Lorna Pardy, a homosexual woman who said she suffered “lasting physical and psychological effect” after Mr. Earle directed a string of lesbian slurs at her during a 2007 Vancouver open mic night.

On Wednesday, the B.C. court ruled against Mr. Earle’s assertion that comedy clubs should remain special places devoted to the “fearless pursuit of free speech” and that the Tribunal’s decision would have a “chilling effect on performances and artists in British Columbia.”

…

>Rather, ruled Justice Jon Sigurdson, while comedy clubs may swirl with “offensive, irreverent and inappropriate” language they are not operating in “zones of absolute immunity from human rights legislation.”

In May of 2007, Lorna Pardy and a girlfriend were at Zesty’s, a Vancouver restaurant with largely gay clientele, when an open mic night hosted by Mr. Earle kicked off. The two women decided to stay and watch the show.

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>According to the later findings of the Human Rights Tribunal, during the show Ms. Pardy’s girlfriend had merely pecked her on the cheek when Mr. Earle told the crowd “Don’t mind that inconsiderate dyke table over there. You know lesbians are always ruining it for everybody.”

>The line prompted boos from Ms. Pardy’s table and kicked off an escalating string of slurs and lesbian-themed quips, climaxing with a pair of off-stage confrontations in which Ms. Pardy threw two glasses of water at the comedian and he, in turn, broke her sunglasses.

As Mr. Earle told it, however, the couple was passionately kissing in the front row and repeatedly interrupting the set with obscenities when Mr. Earle tried to “shut up” the table with the quip “you’re not even lesbians; no guy will f*** you, that’s why you’re with each other” — thus kicking off the ugly escalation.

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>In the end, the tribunal ruled that Mr. Earle’s attack had aggravated Ms. Pardy’s “pre-existing condition of generalized anxiety disorder with panic attacks, and caused her PTSD.” Long after the episode, for instance, Ms. Pardy said that simply hearing Mr. Earle recount the evening in a radio interview caused her to miss work.

>When asked why she did not simply leave the establishment, instead of staying until the very end of the performance, “she said she didn’t leave because she was too shocked, and that she literally could not get up from the booth,” according to decision documents. As for the water-throwing, “Mr. Earle’s conduct had put Ms. Pardy in a condition where she was unable to immediately formulate a measured, or even rational, response.”

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>In addition to Mr. Earle’s $15,000 penalty, the restaurant was also ordered to pay $7,000 to Ms. Pardy on the grounds that since the owner had given Mr. Earle a small bar tab to host the event, the comedian was legally an employee. Restaurant owner Salam Ismail had already spent at least $13,000 in legal fees defending himself before the tribunal.

>Mr. Earle’s lawyer, meanwhile, walked out on the tribunal proceedings early, alleging it was an “illegal process.”

>In a Supreme Court challenge, Mr. Earle attempted to argue that Ms. Pardy “played a vital and highly dramatic role in utterly disrupting a performance by unpaid volunteers.”

>“[C]omedy clubs are like no other places, the quintessential element that distinguishes them from vapid mainstream media is the fearless pursuit of free speech.”

>Nevertheless, in the judge’s words, “Mr. Earle was not giving a comedy performance when he launched into his tirade of ugly words directed at Ms. Pardy.”

>“In the end, this is not a case about the scope of expression in a comedy performance or an artistic performance,” he wrote. “It is about verbal and physical abuse that amounts to adverse treatment based on sex and sexual orientation.”

>>10334504

Aaand I fucked up some of the formatting. Opie and Anthony had a show on this a while back.

>>10334444

SOOOOO, UNDERSTAAND

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR

THOSE WASTED QUADS

>>10334504

>Canadians are forbidden from being funny

Well.. … … … I guess this is payback for 'ai robot waifu'

Hopefully NK nukes LA and SF so we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone

>>10334478

You have more patience than I do. I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of her.

Jesus fucking Christ that shit was bad.

>>10334504

Holy fuck the cuck in the comments

>Say there was a scenario where you are in a comedy in the front row and the comedian says "You look like that pedophile the police are looking for." And he really starts to press this "joke" calling you a baby butcher and even worse comments. If you get up to leave you look guilty, if you stay you to be slandered in the worst way possible. All I'm saying is Freedom of Speech has limits. The question is who gets to decide those limits?

> All I'm saying is Freedom of Speech has limits. The question is who gets to decide those limits?

How can you be this retarded? It's not freedom if there's limits

>I read the transcript from the Tribunal. While I do support freedom of speech, when you read the facts of the case you can see that Ms. Pardy has a case. Witnesses said they were NOT heckling him at all. Yes they were in a comedy club and yes there are many forms oh humour. But, there is a fine line between jokes and hate speech. People can agree or disagree with the outcome of this case, but Canada has freedom of speech, but that does not mean you are not responsible for what you say.

>But, there is a fine line between jokes and hate speech. People can agree or disagree with the outcome of this case, but Canada has freedom of speech, but that does not mean you are not responsible for what you say.

I wonder what is acceptable to make fun of according to the laws - let me guess, straight white males only.

>>10334565

I think what you're trying to say is, wubbalubbadubdub.

>>10334091

Interrupting your enemy when he's making a mistake is usually a bad move, but I don't trust (((them))) to take my advice anyway. A big part of the problem is that we all know where their biases lie. We're used to getting assaulted by them every time we turn on the Talmudvision. Even people who aren't Jew-wise are sick and tired of hearing whiny liberals whining on tv. No matter what joke they make of current events and politics, it's going to be smug, derisive, and self-satisfied. We will always take that as a personal insult when you attack our personal political proxies. Especially because we know where they are coming from.

Now that works when we don't feel any connection to those in power. When it's lefties making fun of neocons, who gives a shit? Both sides are trash, might as well laugh at the cuckolds. But when you actually believe in the figure they're targeting with mockery and derision (as enough of the country does to vote him into office as the POTUS), the only way to make comedy not alienating (and therefore a direct attack) is to do so in the form of good-natured ribbing. Of course, at this point there is no way they could pull the wool over the audience's eyes. Everyone knows what John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Jon Leibowitz, Samantha Bee, Trevor Noah, etc. think of President Trump. If they could put a new face forward and keep it clean and free of preaching, maybe they could win over some casual Trump supporters.

>>10334565

I think it will be better to think that R&M ended in season 2.

After all, he was captured in a high security prison.

Just imagine he died and go on with your life. It was a somewhat pozzed cartoon anyway.

>>10334579

season 2 was pretty shitty too

>>10334111

The plan on how to respond hadn't settled immediately after the election. You had the split between Obama and Clinton where Obama was trying to act conciliatory as front while using his illegal slushfund to fund resistance to Trump and his deep state plants to fuck up the administration from within. Clinton went full tardrage and used funding from Soros to flood the streets with angry "activists" and ultimately galvanized even more people toward supporting Trump. So Colbert's inconsistency makes sense here. He toes the party line faithfully but in this instance the official party line hadn't come down yet.

>>10334391

that pic is actually funny…

>>10334466

call him a cuck throughout the whole set.

>>10334456

I don't know who that is, but I also could only think of one: Joan Rivers

>>10334406

>all those pity chuckles in the second video

It's a shame that nobody has the guts to heckle female comedians. I know no one wants to look like a dick, but they really need to find out that they can't do comedy for a living before they get too serious about it.

>>10334737

I remember Whitney Cummings was the new hotness at one point, probably because she's sexy as fuck. She dropped off the scene pretty quickly when Comedy Central stopped inviting her to celebrity roasts. She writes for some shit sitcom now.

>>10334720

I mean Joan Rivers is (((Joan Rivers))) but she was at least leagues better than (((Amy Schumer))).

In hindsight saying one parenthetical name is better than another is a little ridiculous.

>>10334158

That is some terrible news. So Rick and Morty will go to shit, full throttle. Im gonna go watch it right now to see the pozzing for myself.

>>10334737

>It's a shame that nobody has the guts to heckle female comedians.

>>10334466

"People stopped watching Adult Swim again after World Peace"

"Decker isn't funny"

"The hell show isn't funny"

"Saul was adult swims only good live shit"

>>10334142

Women realized there was approval and praise in comedy, plus a chance to preach their hairbrained notions as if they were truth.

Problem is, women, apart from a few notable exceptions like there will always be, aren't really very funny. They aren't creative enough for the job - though they can do a decent job in parroting something that they've seen somebody else do which gained praise.

>>10334456

>maria bamford

her skits in tim and eric are actually pretty funny

>>10334328

Hey Anons I'm a native Chicagoan & to the right of Hitler. I've been writing a sketch show on a off for 2 years & I'm filming this spring. I'm just getting my graphics & fund raising tees ready now. We are infiltrating comedy.

>>10334236

Well, season 3 is sure gonna suck. It wasnt horrible, but it wasnt awesome either. Fuckin hell.

This is the time for comedy of the Right. The left controls the social agenda. Comedy is the snarky kid at the back of the room making fun of the teacher's clothes and accent. You can't do comedy for real if you're the authority figure. It's why TV comedy is vile unfunny filth now. If they tried to be funny for real they'd have to be us. Sad part is there are probably more than a few of them who could be awesome if they'd drop the bullshit and be honest for once.

>>10334766

(checked)

I saw this again recently. Sam has some great stand up, but the audience is never ready. Comedy right now is in a sad state of affairs. How can you be so much of a sensitive pussy that someone telling jokes pisses you off. I realize a lot of the humor in standup like Sam's is making fun of the faggots the audience though.

Remember when comedy wasn't politically charged? Stand up comedians could actually get away with saying "racy" shit because it was funny and the audience didn't get bent out of shape. Bill Burr's early days come to mind. Even sitcoms and shows written by leftists were funny back in the day. Arrested Development has a very kosher cast and the writers are obviously all jews, but the show is fucking funny because it just deals with life and the dumb things people do. Things have gotten too sterile

I just heard this joke on the opening of Jimmy Kimmel before I changed the channel.

>We here at Jimmy Kimmel Live wish to say congratulations to the new White House Communications Director Anthony Scarminzo. We congratulate you. Wait, what?

And then it moved to the opening "JIIIIIIMMY KIMMMMMMELLLL LIIIIVE!" What the fuck was the joke?

>>10334870

Oh, I didn't know he was booted today. Now that I know that it's still not a joke.

>>10334158

Yeah man the first episode of S3 was mediocre, but the second was garbage. I dont want summer as a lead.

That being said, the show was good, if not fedora tier, but man….the fans….that fandom has MLP tier potential. It's bad

>>10334158

Chick writer wrote for the simpsons….the new simpsons

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5426546/?ref_=ttfc_fc_wr3

>>10334889

It may have MLP potential but will never get there because MLP was created to be an MKUltra program and even before it was aired, (((people))) were pushing it on 4chan. Then, as soon as Ep 1 aired, it became the mentally stinting brainwashed community you see today. Note how many people who are seemingly sane and older community memebers say they were into it later than when it became popular. No one who you can actually talk to say they were there at the pure begining. They didn't do this wit hthis show, so I don't think it's a PsyOp that will lead to Bronies. This one is just a shitty show made by Reddit users.

>>10334892

>Implying there was a time where Simpsons was good

The show is basically Maldraw's autistic doodles turned into animation

>>10334906

Bad encoding, nanon. Webm is 2 seconds long

>>10334692

Classics too tho. Bill Hicks a must. He was /pol/ before the internet became popular

>>10334909

I can tell you're either a grumpy middle aged faggot, or some young edgy faggot who wasn't even a sperm in your daddy's balls sack when the Simpsons first aired.

Either way, you're a faggot and should probably KYS.

When the Simpsons first aired, there was nothing on TV like it. It really set the bar for TV comedy to a new level. It made it ok for animated sitcoms to be a thing again, since the Flintstones and Jetsons were from pretty much 20 years earlier. In the 70's and 80's there really wasnt anything like that, plus the Flintstones and Jetsons were pretty shallow as far as the comedy elements were concerned.

>>10334876

>Birnbaum

>>10334951

hello tv writer who has masochistic tendencies

>>10334928

Sorry boyo, despite starting at very end of 80's doesn't excuse it's sound quality, soapish writing and awkward character traits. Hell even loyalists saw how the show was going down hill after tenth season.

Fox pretty much keeps it around as a cash cow and a venue to influence the normies.

The Franchise was at it peak when the acrade machines littered now dead and abandoned acrcade game halls and licensed games were the ideal cash cows in mid and early 90's.

Don't let me get started how Nancy Fucking Cartwight cucked the staff so hard that she refused to make jokes about her own cult. That's just one example of the faggotry the production staff allowed.

>theres just so much hate

>this man didnt come out of nowhere

BUT HE DID YOU RETARDED LEFTIST CUNT

IF YOU WERENT SO STUPID YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THE MAJORITY DIDNT YOUR GENDER DIDDLING DEGENERACY AND COULD HAVE BEEN MORE CONSERVATIVE BUT YOU PUSHED TOO FAR

Fuck the leftists lack of self awareness really gets me some times

>>10334974

>Simpsons start guest starring celebrities

>Michael Jackson ep where he writes a song for Lisa is probably one of the most heartfelt brother/sister moments

>Last few times the show was realistic and relateable and had life lessons

>Started parodying other works and becoming fantastic

>More celebrities

>Paul McCartney would only show up if Lisa was a Buddhist forever

>lol ok

>became a liberal mouthpiece for the rest of the show

Shitsux

>>10334928

I remember as a young kid i wasnt allowed to watch the Simpsons. Now kids these days can cut their cock off and call themselves women.

Times change to fast.

>>10334236

>>10334290

>>10334565

>>10334579

>>10334760

>>10334889

>getting this assmad about a cartoon for normalfags

I know that this problem existed before the election, but any anon enthusiastic for this reddit-tier show deserves the disappointment they now feel.

>>10334974

I wont argue the reality the show has been pure shit since, and I'm being nice here, the early 00's. I haven't watched an episode of the show since the episode in 2008 where Homer was trying to vote for Obama. They lost me permanently there.

>>10334480

And the same set of rules still apple, see rules 2, 7 and 10

>>10334999

Checked for vegans being insufferable faggots.

>inb4 Hitler did nothing wrong

He lost the war… due to veganfagging.

Eat meat, White Man.

>>10335001

We are definitely in hell anon. The things kids see and intake daily is just maddening. I mean kids have a phone, with internet, at startling young ages. I didnt have my own phone until my fuckin 20's, kids got one at like 5 now. Its because parents are too fuckin shit to invest time and energy into their children, so they hand em off to the various kike entertainment schemes.

>>10335013

There was also an episode of Simpsons which is almost exactly the same plot wise as an earlier Family Guy episode where homer meets Muslim, becomes friends with him, "Ignorant" friends tell him the mud will blow shit up, Homer believes them and then it goes back to homer believing the Jewish lies of Muds dindu nuffin, the only difference was it got rid of the last part of the family guy episode where the Mudslime turned out to be terrorists and blew up a bridge

fucking gay tbh

>>10334897

I see no evidence of MLP being MK Ultra affiliated, that's just retarded m8.

>>10334268

Well it's been 7 months

>>10335006

Get ready for the defense that they pirate it so they aren't giving money to them so it's perfectly fine to watch the shit. Same thing with GoT faggots here.

>>10334926

>Bill Hicks a must. He was /pol/ before the internet became popular

Hicks was a liberal but he got redpilled hard by the LA riots. I think if he had lived long enough to see the Zimmerman trial and tranny bathroom laws, he would have turned into George Rockwell.

>>10335053

Well it at least has a following in the CIA

>>10334499

Funnily enough Samantha's husband Jason Jones wrote a movie back in 2004 (Ham and Cheese) where he ends up losing her to a nigger towards the end of the movie.

Literally blacking her and cucking himself on screen.

>>10335053

>Being this new and probably a summerfag

>not knowing about MKUltra characteristics and the suspiciousness surrounding how the "fandom" got its roots

>not knowing how the fandom as a whole acts

>Being in denial about his own furryhood

My Little Pony was an MKUltra tactic. Furthermore it has traits characteristic of MKUltra programs, such as hidden occultic symbols.

https://mlpforums.com/topic/45643-symbolism-in-mlpfim-and-hidden-knowledge/

>>10335115

Kikes are negros so it's not too far off.

Kikes just had a ton of time and dedicated it all to being as subversive and sneaky as fucking possible.

Kikes obsess over money, so do niggs

>>10334512

FACE UUUUP, MAKE YOUR STAAAAAND

AND REALIZE YOU'RE LIVING IN THE

[CURRENT YEAR]

>>10335186

Why the fuck was Matt Ward posted, he's doesn't even Touch 40k anymore

>>10335006

>>10335041

Im not entirely surprised. It just sucks. I enjoyed the show, but definitely saw the quality of the show declining with each episode. I dont own a TV, so I watch it on whatever streaming site I find, so if it goes full poz, no skin off my back tbh

>>10334565

>i'm legit PO-ed

Get the fuck out

>>>/reddit/

>>10335098

I read through that page, and I can sorta see where you're coming from but as evidence it's very weak. I'm not seeing much in the way of proof that it was any more than Anno's 'because we thought it looked cool' on the animator's parts.

>>10335156

Didn't Simpsons claim that Trump would ruin the country during his presidency?

Some shit about quadrupled debt

>>10334194

Of course they do, that's how our economy works. The kike pays with money he stole from the goyim.

>>10335270

Yes. The famous episode where Bart sneaks into the Indian Casino and the owner shows him a vision of his future. He's a dead beat and his sister is President. One of the lines in the episode is

>As you know we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump. How bad is it Secretary Vanhaughten?

>We're broke.

>The Country is broke?!? How can that be?

Sadly can't find whole clip. This is just one that's a bunch of edits from the episode.

>>10335291

Wait, here we go.

>>10335200

Newcrons are still a thing are they not? They might have retconned them when I wasn't looking but don't forget he will always be our spiritual liege.

>>10335315

/tg/ please go

>>10335078

Kind of annoys me when people talk shit about Hicks.

He was a libertarian in the early 90s. Most of us went through an awkward libertarian phase. Hell, I'd venture to say that most of the people here were liberal until 4 years ago or less.

In his final days, he was at Waco, protesting the government's actions of killing 76 men women and children needlessly. He was talking about Ruby Ridge.

If he had lived, he would most certainly have been full white nationalist. That's the logical conclusion most people came to if they were redpilled on Waco and RR in the 90s.

>>10335041

This creates a major opening, whoever can create good content will be able to create context.

>>10335041

this is good though, they are poisoning their own well and diminishing their own influence

>>10334478

I think it was some sort of live action Miss Piggy tribute act.

>>10335513

Your autism is off the charts. That anon was being sarcastic. You talk like you're from Reddit and your shit's all retarded.

>>10334123

Fucking beautiful post.

This is why I <3 /pol/

>>10334466

Yell out how he's insecure because he gets other comedians/shows off the air (million dollar extreme).

"BIG SAM HYDE PUT A WRENCH IN YOUR WORK. HISTORY WILL SEE YOU AS A HARLOT TIMOTHY"

>>10334091

>of her industry

>her

Women aren't funny.

>>10334871

>Remember these hacks like Leibowitz only got their start because of the shitflinging they did at neocon Bush to begin with.

He got his start because his brother is a billionaire currency exchange investor.

>>10335270

>>10335291

>>10335297

Yet not a peep about the debt incurred under Obama.

>>10334974

10th season wasn't in the 80s. It should be assumed everything turns to shit the longer it runs. Simpsons were the first cartoon that was actually critical of authority as opposed to the mind numbing coldwar shit that aired before it.

>>10334091

Let them stagnate and rot come DOTR shows that had women writers and forced PC nonsense will be the new gold stars. Continue shoving your shit jews we'll only use it to track and hang your scrawny chicken necks.

IT'S AFRAID!

>10334239

What really pisses them off is when you tell them that a household in rural PA taking in 60,000 dollars has more disposable income than they do with two wage earners pulling in six digit salaries. They really don't understand cost of living calculations.

>>10335341

Ruby Ridge was a big huge red pill for me. The entrapped him and then proceeded to kill his wife and kid. Thy just wanted o be left alone, but that wasn't going to be allowed under that original (((clinton))) administration.

>>10334091

>“there’s so much more hate and resentment than we possibly could have imagined"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HANG LIKE APPLES UNTIL YOUR HEADS RIPEN AND YOU FALL FROM THE TREES INTO YOUR SHALLOW GRAVES

>>10335823

Ruby Ridge was under HW Bush

>>10334391

>>10334656

I also thought the pic was pretty funny

>>10335830

We are living meme hazards I'm shocked an org like SCP hasn't tried to contain us yet.

>>10334998

Its our duty to continue to break their will.

>>10335041

It would be a warm project to create a /pol/ approved media list of books, movies, shows, games etc to raise children of various ages on.

>>10335847

If by some miracle it'd be better if we could just make our own media.

>>10335078

I was the intellectual-fronting centrist faggot arguing against my WN family to nearly dangerous extremes until 3 years ago. They could never present their arguments in a satisfying way, now I love them so much.

>>10335850

Funny how in the silent era the comedians had so much more poignant things to say than the hacks we have now.

>>10335849

It would but there's plenty of older stuff that isn't pozzed.

>>10334876

These women look like they've never even smiled in their lives, let alone writing jokes professionally.

>>10335850

They could make the stupidest things hilarious.

>>10335860

They don't write jokes, they write Jezebel articles imagined as sketches.

>>10335673

It aired in 2000 long before anyone had even heard of Obama.

>>10334112

>a single mispelled tweet has more memepower than anything jew writer squad could force out

>>10335703

I re-played recently myself. I NEVER understood Caesar's legion and just always assumed they were the quintessential bad guy of the story before the personality change. Now its just so obvious they were the best thing for mankind.

>>10335860

To them jokes are things they yammer about in the women's restroom while on the prowl for Chad cock or things they wish they could do to people they don't like. Women's "jokes" are either dumb things only their friends find sort of funny or thinly veiled revenge or hate skits.

>>10334195

Bomb the Syrian Air Force, nobody bats an eye.

Have two scoops of ice cream, everyone goes insane.

>>10335895

Jews don't understand the difference between getting someone's attention and someone listening. Clowns get people's attention real easy but does anyone obey what the clown says?

>>10335874

Caesar's Legion was great, but neutered. I kept hoping to cross over the colorado and see what life was like on Legion soil. But no. No legion towns, no legion civilians, no companions, nothing. All we get is a fairly bland encampment and some outposts. Very few named NPCs, very few Legion quests, and if you join Legion, you basically turn the entire game into "run around killing all the hostile NPCs" because the majority of the game world automatically becomes hostile to you unless you permanently wear a buggy disguise.

I think the director said they had more planned for the Legion, but had to cut it. Which is a damn shame, because they were certainly the freshest and most interesting faction, and I wanted to see more. And of course, that's not an excuse for not having any DLC set in Legion territory either. Oh well; guess I'll just hope Obsidian gets to make another Fallout game…

>>10335907

The only part I didnt like was them teaming up with the white glove society, they would have never tolerated cannibals.

>>10335868

I'm talking about the episodes after, when it became even more politicized.

>>10335718

>>10335925

One of the best.

>>10335906

Well, it's like all the clown trainees coming in to see Head Clown tell them advice. All the other clowns listen and think what they're saying is important, but all the people who aren't already in 100% agreement aren't listening. Classic echochamber.

And they're actually doing our work for us, because the more they "self-radicalize" each other in their echo chambers and go further and further down the social justice rabbithole, the more untennable their positions become to normal people. The last thing we want is the liberals/democrats/etc taking a deep breath and a step back and saying "okay, let's tone our shit down and go back to focusing on working class economic relief" and the sort of stuff that might actually appeal to blue collar whites.

>>10335948

They can't listen to us we can run up and nail good advice to their doors they can't afford to listen or their pet niggers and fags will eat them alive.

>>10335955

That's true as well. They're in a system where supporting shitskins and supporting whites are mutually-exclusive options. The more they try to appeal to one group, the more they piss off the other. This was best exemplified by the "Bernie vs Hillary" primaries, where all the whites voted for the guy promising gibs for the middle class, whereas the shitskins voted for the lady promising more gibs for the dindus. And gibs are a zero sum game

>>10334458

>>10335042

I was younger during the bush years, but I was a republican. The thing now, when they attack trump, they don't even have the veneer of politeness, it's now 100% sheer vitriol and that is the quickest way to red-pill a ton of normies. Look at how badly CNN is failing, and others, based on just that reason. They aren't even attempting to be witty, it's just 20 minutes of a sheer hate struggle session.

Basically:

>Have sheer hate for someone

>Spend 20 minutes doing the most vicious attacks you can do

>Some normie fence sitter that sits at home and goes "I don't agree with trump on X Y Z, but I agree with him on A B C" (It could be anything, from I agree that terrorism and jobs are problematic, but cracking down on illegals is bad, doesn't matter) goes "man, this isn't even funny, this is just sheer hate"

>Suddenly their "comedy" doesn't work as well as it used to.

>>10335200

People still buttflustered about the Ultra writer, the spiritual liege of all other authors.

>>10334312

I've been working on bits devoted to pornhub statistics that boil down to me talking shit about cucks, more laughs than I expected in a literal sjw stronghold city. Even better when I start talking about the numale phenomenon and the women laugh next to their squirming, uncomfortable boyfriends getting roasted.

>>10335863

took me a while to get that last joke of him covering up the hole and his nickname

>>10335992

The problem is they have literally nothing, they're blinded by sheer hate. If they could reverse that trend, trump has tons of fucking shit to tease him about.

Examples.

1. He's got pretty bad germophobia

>Wait, can't mock the neurodiverse, we can't use that

2. Trump has gold sinks like everywhere. The fuck is up with that?

3. He told the media that he was getting divorced, before telling his wife. Hilarious!

<wait, that's violence against women, if we laugh at it, we support it.

>>10336006

True. Even if by some chance they got him into an ultra-brutal Friars' Club, there's not much they could go after. Maybe his dead brother or how Barron's autistic, but it doesn't seem like they want to go there. Instead they flip like a manic depressive between "haha! he's got orange skin! teehee, peepee!" and holding up his severed head with a glassy-eyed stare.

>>10334112

Eventually they will all just burn out. When Bush was president, they actually had concrete things to bitch about. But constantly having to make mountains out of molehills with Trump will burn them out in a year or two. "Har har Drumpf is bad, amirite?" doesn't have much staying power, and nobody but SJW retards still think "racist, sexist, homophobic, islamaphobic yadda yadda" still means anything. The public is sick of hearing this rehashed, vapid nonsense. How many times can you listen to the same old Trump bashing monologue on Colbert?

>>10334766

My favorite was when he stood on stage and read off statistics about homosexual life expectancy until everybody left

>>10334884

See, this is what makes me believe the holocaust happened. If anyone could do that with any level of efficiency, it would be the Germans.

TWO SCOOPS

TOOSCOPS

==LMAO TWO COOBS=

TWO SCOOOOOOOBS

WTF WHY ARENT THEY VOTING HILLARY????

>>10335921

>the show got politicized after 2000

>why didn't it talk about Obama?

Because Groening is a stale hippie that thinks Obama was saving America with the miracle of half-assed socialism. Managing to grow the national debt from $5.67tn to $10.02tn was an embarrassment under W, and while Obama grew it from $10.02tn to $19.34tn in his terms, he did it while saying things like "spread the wealth", "you didn't build that business you own", and "we need affordable healthcare", so it's cool to Gorening.

>>10336031

Precisely.

From everything I've read, dude has some impressive OCD, that could even be spun into a great TV series. There's so much material, but they're too blinded by their skitzophrenic hate.

Example, Trump tries to pay in exact change only, so he doesn't get cash back (dirty). You could have an entire skit of him trying to make exact change without having enough, or him trying to accept a dollar from a bar, or trying to take back 14 cents without saying "keep the change" and looking like an asshole.

>>10335200

NOPE

GW hired him back on. Supposedly only to write elves for smegmar, but given the sheer amount of ultramarine wankery in the new space marine codex, his influence may be more far reaching.

>>10336066

That sounds hilarious, but I'm sure they'd find it too humanizing. I remember that's what they were so pissed at Kimmel about when he tousled Don's hair.

>>10334091

>I don't want this job

>exhausting

Their reign has come to an end and they know it, they don't decide what the public hears and believes anymore which means they lost all reason to exist. Quite fitting really.

>Nangle, apparently without any sense of irony and self-awareness of her industry, said Trump is “unearthing part of our country that people didn’t know existed” because “there’s so much more hate and resentment than we possibly could have imagined … This man didn’t come out of nowhere.”

>unearthing part of our country that people didn’t know existed

>there’s so much more hate and resentment than we possibly could have imagined

>This man didn’t come out of nowhere.

I wonder how many times it'll take where I can see this type of unawareness from them and not feel instant murderous hate, I've seen this all day everyday for the past 3 years now and I still get that primal reaction. I love the internet I truly do, before these fucks could memory hole or remove whatever the fuck they wanted literally and now they can't. All their lies, their tricks, their malice, their stomach churning actions, their fucking degeneracy. It's out there forever now and the best part is these assholes are doing our work for us. Regardless of whether we don't gas the kikes, remove niggers, whatever it is we don't do now we still have a chance. All we have to do is keep our race alive for another 50 years and keep our enemies etching their crimes into cyberspace for eternity. They can't ignore, erase, or lie about their bullshit. When our children's children go on the internet and see all the shit we we as in our generation browse here and now, all the articles we read here and now, all the videos we watch here and now, they can't lie about that. They can't pretend it doesn't exist. They can't get rid of it. Let them crow like a rooster as much as they want, the cockier/more violent they get the better it'll be for us especially in the long run.

>>10334297

Underrated

>>10335895

>It used to be that they were almost totally apolitical

Perhaps under Carson, but I just finished watching old coverage of the 1992 Republican National Convention, and the uploader was astute enough to include some of Leno's monologues in his uploads. It's every bit as bad as today, where they relentlessly beat their unsuspecting audience over the head with inane political "comedy". Leno would bring Tom Brokaw on for a ten minute "recaps" of whatever happened at the convention that particular day with barely even the pretense of comedy. It's naked political activism and always has been.

4:07:04 onwards of vid related will give you a taste of this so-called "comedy"

>>10336164

Fair enough, but it was still nowhere near as bad as the modern late night guys where it was 100x worse than this on a daily basis.

Much respect for Carson though. He always made sure to go out of his way to be totally apolitical, no matter what.

>>10336078

That's exactly the point I"m trying to make.

Someone is making an anti-trump cartoon, and they could literally devote 5 minutes of every episode to this exact problem.

Like, there's a story where trump asked a random guy for a soda (he evidently loves diet coke) and the dude was like sure. Ends up paying the guy a $20. Things like that. Have trump borrow from some moral fag that INSISTS on giving trump back dirty money.

They simply can't into humor.

Shit, how about trump's penchant for golden things? Like, I know they tried the midas angle, but that's weak. How about a skit on trump trying to order a golden car? That wouldn't exactly work, because the type of car he buys WOULD make him a golden car, but you get the idea.

Why not a skit about him trying to make a golden line of sinks and it failing focus groups?

I am always amazed at how blinded by sheer rage these "comedians" are.

>>10334876

>we're not going to put a "Full Frontal" commercial on Fox

muh faux news.

Honestly, I feel like these people are stuck in the Bush era. They fundamentally don't understand Trump or his base. They think the same stale tactics that worked against Bush will work against Trump. Wrong.

>>10336192

I don't think Krugman's bullshit is an indictment of economics as a field anymore than Stephen Hawking's shit about aliens disproves physics.

>>10334158

It's not that just there are a lot more women now than there were when they wrote the previous 2 seasons, during the previous 2 seasons there were NO female writers on their team. That's why the show was a succes and that's why I was never planning on watching the third season after reading that.

I was trying to find the article where the director of the show confirmed this fact but when I googled "rick morty female writers" I only got SJW articles claiming that the show actually improved because of the new writers.

>>10336159

IF they impeach trump, they don't understand the shit storm they would get.

It'll make oklahoma city look like child's play.

>>10335895

Talk shows were always about selling you shit. They always had one purpose, target slightly buzzed parents with the newest media. Late night talk shows were never really funny. The humor was mediocre at best. Its fifteen minutes of mild chuckle followed by fifteen minutes of two talking heads who inevitably are only there to plug whatever TV show, book, or movie they are associated with. It's always been about advertising, now the ZOG machine has gone so haywire that its also about politics now since anyone watching TV is supposed to be a good little goy.

Ultimately this is is why the left is losing, they dogmatized their own opinions so much that they have become belief, but gospel does not sell shit to the general population. The more religious their opinions get the more they sour their own brand. The Democrats will lose big next year in the midterms and sander's justice democrats will preform a full revolt away from the Pelosi - Clinton junta. It's basically written in the stars at this point. There's no climbing out of the anti-trump hole they have dug.

>>10336218

Prepare for a fake controversy to spout up to make excuses to the decrease in quality and viewers.

>>10336214

This is what I"m talking about and what I love, there's more than enough material out there to make a proper right wing series about mocking trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8MXKdXl6Wk

I fucking lost at "The fact she trusted me with her dog was amazing, she probably shouldn't have, but it worked out"

But they're too blinded by partisan hate.

>>10336238

This guy knows how they fuck.

>>10336201

>Honestly, I feel like these people are stuck in the Bush era

Yea, I've thought this for awhile and I think this >>10336159 really shows it. They would love Pence in office because he would be more Bush like with his traditional republican values, appearance and personality. All the "the republican president is so lame" shit would go much further with someone "boring and old fashioned". They can't say any of that shit about Trump. He is far to interesting in his own right for any of that shit to carry any weight. Hell, he is more interesting than the top leftist celebrities. They're left with this completely retarded "Trump is a crazy man with nuclear codes". It is so removed from reality. Everyone knows that Trump is known for having funny hair, but as soon as he runs for president he some unhinged psychopath. They have nothing and no idea what to do.

>>10336251

They are worried that soon the left will be the new boring and old person party. You already see it happening most people when they think of the democrats images of an old school teacher who can't control their nog students already comes to mind.

>>10334188

Does anybody actually look at the vids on the "Trending" page? It's basically just a sewer full of shit.

>>10336317

I'm certain there's some sort of bot farm in place to inflate their views. No fucking way do 3mil+ people actually watch this shit within minutes of it getting uploaded.

>>10334192

Late night shows are all clones of each other now. It's all lefty circle jerks and "Drumpf bad, right goys?". I used to watch Letterman before he just gave up, and I stopped watching Conan after he had The Force Awakens cast on and the nigger basically said he was fucking Daisy Ridley. It's all garbage and the internet provides much better things to watch.

>>10335830

Anyone have that CIA document showing they were consciously engaged in meme combat for over a decade?

>>10336330

It's probably not even as complicated as that. Youtube just changes the view count as soon as the check clears and the vid is uploaded.

>>10335863

Holy shit, this is like proto-Tim and Eric comedy.

>>10336465

I think you mean to say that tim and eric is a less funny derivation.

>>10336214

If he had continued quality trump parodies like these he would've been a legend. But no, he had to fuck it up.

>>10334312

I take improv comedy classes, I highly recommend them for any anon if they start from basics. They're great for breaking out of your shell and being able to fill conversations without thinking.

That said, the instructors and students are all pozzed as fuck, just as you say. Second City in Chicago has genderless bathrooms.

>>10336526

Fallon is a hack. I don't think I've ever seen any skit of his that I found funny, or gave more than a brief chuckle. He was lousy on SNL, and the number of jew dicks he must have sucked to get his own show are still being calculated by supercomputers.

>>10336602

All the improv groups around here are 90% kikes with a token goy thrown in.

Do you know any voters who have changed their mind because of the left's pissing?

>>10336744

The issue is you need to give voters a reason to go to the polls. Saying the other guy is bad has never been sufficient. Right now this completely over the top trump hate plays to the most hardcore faction of the dem base, and it also fires up people who like trump or who hate pedowood. Moderates in the middle who frankly don't give a fuck about all this partisan bickering don't see anything to gain by voting democrat, its just hate dialed up to 11, which is offputting. Shrieking lunatics don't tend to attract a large group of followers.

>>10336635

The guy is just an awkward faggot really. Look at how often he just stares directly at the camera like he's begging the audience to laugh.

>>10336762

Jesus fucking christ, if there's one thing I arguably hate more than a jew, it's a coalburner. I don't even hate the cuck, I just want to put him out of his misery. But a woman that has the power to host and create life, and chooses a nigger to live in her womb - deserves hell.

Late Nighters are shit, Jay Leno is and never will be funny. Conan was ok when I was a kid but only because it was hardcore silly.

Television is dead and we killed it. The boomers are getting old and will die with the TV on, however once they go so does their shitty waste of energy.

Until hilariously retarded and amazing shit like Bongo Bongo Bookclub becomes the norm and the sheer beautiful autism blooms into all forms of our culture, we should not stop.

The election cycle proved that we are still the funniest. Back when we didn't really know what the alt-right was at it's core, and we were big tent MONOLITHIC INTERNET POLITICAL AND CULTURAL RAPE FORCE, we had people from all random parts of the internet coming together being hilarious for Trump and our beliefs.

Now, things on that front are more tribal and we aren't ONE BIG HAPPY FAMARY, we're all still hilarious. Just not as unified. Which makes sense.

>>10336442

>Yeah, the whole Hillary Clinton campaign going after cartoon frogs in its official capacity was weird. The average person thought she completely lost it when it happened and half the people at work I knew dropped their vote for her because they thought she went moonbatty coo-coo senile.

I laugh every time I think of it. To the average normalfag it must have sounded batshit insane, they're worried about the economy under strain and jobs going overseas, and here Hillary is ranting about racist people online and connecting it with what they vaguely recalled as the innocuous frog they remember people posting on facebook.

We really did flip the election, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Our finest hour by far.

>>10336788 ←

Not only that, but Trump showed it's possible to win by running a positive campaign. I know he sometimes said things like Lock Her Up, but he really hardly attacked her at all.

>>10336912

>Lock Her Up

I don't actually think Trump ever said those words. People in the crowd sure did but he didn't as far as I recall.

>>10336955

But he did say "Hillary would be in prison" if he was the President.

>>10335078

I think he would've become another Rockwell way sooner than that.

>>10335975

There's a list of unpozzed films with positive conditoning messages for whites here: http://www.whitenationalism.com/cwar/movlst.htm Good titles I never heard of til now, Time to torrent some.

>>10334199

It's stunning. This article is a perfect dive into the heads of these morons. Pure, distilled delusion.

<Why does Mr. Goldstein make us write nothing but anti-Trump material? I hate writing jokes about him. We've exhausted all the humor we can.

<Why don't right-wing people watch our show when we do nothing but make fun of them?

<How do we reach the other side? Is it because we're on the wrong channel?

<I didn't even realize there were people living outside of NYC, LA, and SF. When did that happen?

Maybe the (((higher ups))) are cognizant of what's causing their numbers to tank, but the people on the ground level are actually clueless. It's almost hard to believe.

>>10334656

>>10335841

hownu.ru

>>10334142

Looking at this picture I just realized something. We're winning. Looking at their faces it just truly dawned on me for the first time. Look how scared and defeated they are. As long as we continue to harvest their misery and transmute it into humor this was over before it started. Your average /pol/ shitposter looks like an aryan superhuman next to these things. These fat subhuman hand wringing sows have no clue what it's going to be like when this fire starts truly burning. It would have sat and festered and probably burned out if they had just let the status quo continue. But they pushed and pushed and pushed and now they're going to taste the pure condensed fury of the white male. Today is beautiful.

>>10337174

Where they used to turn out misery and suffering into shekels, we now turn their misery and butthert into glorious keks. God is truly with us.

>>10337200

Why call the show Rick and Morty if it doesn't focus on them?

>>10337174

The left played itself. I know 1488D chess gets thrown around a lot, but how else do you explain the left looking like powerless retards who are also the establishment, while the far right is the underdog that somehow holds the secret to swaying elections?

You reap what you meme.

>>10334504

fucking hell canada…

>>10334499 (check'd)

I think this is the "dems are the real racists argument" explained perfectly. But it's not that they are the real racists but instead they are dishonest about how they view race. And it's also one of the thousands of things that really irks my tater about kikes. They are never honest. Mudslimes are at least honest about their hatred and intentions so there is no doubt of the real danger in the mind of the normalfag.

btw no one should ever use dems are the real racists as an argument. Using those kind of arguments only cements their rhetoric and marxist beliefs.

>>10337266

>Mudslimes are at least honest about their hatred and intentions

Only when they outnumber you.

>>10337266

DR3 doesn't work because it gives Anakin the high ground by assuming racism is bad. The fun way to deal with rich leftist democrats is to agree and amplify.

>oh, no way, dude!? you live in a whites-only gated community? that's awesome! can i get in there or is it only a certain earnings bracket?

>>10337360

But wasn't a big part of their character arcs in the last seasons about learning how to deal with their dysfunctional marriage, and ultimately learning that they were really better off with each other after all for their own sake and the sake of their kids? That's what I got from it but I guess I'm not an empowered womyn so what the fuck do I know

Sage for guilty pleasure good goy cartoon discussion

>>10334897

I'm still convinced "bronies" are nothing but an elaborate trolljob, the likes of which have never been seen before. IMO, the vast majority of anonymously created content in support of MLP was made to ensnare and expose the most pathetic of people purely for the amusement of the content creators.

It's the same concept as trap-posting on boards like /r9k/, almost no one is attracted to traps. However, if you meme that fetish as an actual thing with a large following, you can convince many weak-minded and desperate people to fetishize something degrading, thus providing endless entertainment to those who enjoy watching people become hopelessly broken.

>>10336906

and we took pepe back, tho the normies are trying to steal him from us again with that gayass kekistan bullshit

>>10336802

Just look at the clip where Cosby calls him out for fake laughing and slapping the table being a fake faggot.

>>10337431

It originally was a troll, yes, but then it caught the attention of masochistic attention whores with no sense of shame and then snowballed into the cancer you see today.

>>10335869

It wasn't "mispelled", idiot.

It's misspelled.

>>10337458

agreedo. mark hamil for 2nd place joker

>>10337431

It's a testament that ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>10336159

>>10336220

Republicans control both the house and the senate. Despite the traitors in the ranks, the fact that any of them think impeachment is a realistic scenario shows clearly just how divorced from reality these people are.

>>10336298

If Trump is the God Emperor, then Pence as Grand Inquisitor is a perfect fit. Meme it.

>>10337800

Where the fuck is the joke?

>>10337800

kill it with fire

>>10337800

Leftists love to (deliberately?) broadcast how dysgenic they are.

>>10337800

I've had an ironic female avatar username for years now

The more I put cutesy emoticons with my messages, the more guys give me free shit

Being a gaymer gurl is hard guys

>>10337889

A Dutch guy I know pretends he's a woman on Steam and he gets gullible idiots to buy him games on it, he's been doing this for years now, he's got a shitton of games on Steam and he hasn't spent a cent on it.

>>10337800

How to be a Gamer Girl in 4 Easy Steps that aren't Passive-Aggressive:

1. Shut the fuck up because nobody cares.

We all know you're trying to hook up with some random twitch streamer for dem bitshekels. There's a reason you're on voice.

2. Be at least competent in the game you're playing.

We're sick of carrying you. I don't care if you want to be part of the "community". Git gud or take off a piece of clothing for each 10 dollar donation.

3. *see 1

Nobody cares about representation except for hideous fleshgaits with hipster haircuts.

4. lol get raped you fat whore #itsaboutmydics

5. go back to gemland, Steven.

>>10334268

I can't believe the 2 years its been since Trump announced. What a ride.

>>10337800

Women can't into comedy all they can do is try to gross people out, complain, or talk about people they don't like.

>>10337900

That's the funny thing about online communities. Its easier to be a girl online because you're showered with gifts and elevated status. If it were easier to be a guy, every woman would quietly pretend to be a man. But being a guy comes with accountability, you're expected to preform better and you're expected to take harsh criticism.

>>10337958

Anyone whose ever been to church is familiar with the left's style of humor it's the same when your pastor or priest says a "funny" story or says something off the cuff and you laugh to make the person standing in front of the crowd feel good because your stuck there for a couple of hours.

>>10337979

well in his case, he added ditch your dying wife to hang out with SJWs

>>10337987

>well in his case, he added ditch your dying wife to hang out with SJWs

Seriously? All I'd heard was that she'd taken the bullet meant for him with the Trump Curse. Did she die alone?

>>10337994

Does he look like he had the slightest shred of honor to be by his wife's side why she lays dying?

>>10337969

Really hit the nail on the head there, anon. That's pretty much a perfect example of modern humor - except the church is the church of liberalism satan

>>10338003

Give it a year and Colbert will tell a story about how something reminded him of Trump at Wal-Mart.

>>10338000 (checked)

>Does he look like he had the slightest shred of honor to be by his wife's side why she lays dying?

Of course he doesn't, but I wanted details.

>>10334591

Carlin would be barred from Canada these days

>>10334452

Ann Coulter

Kennedy

Lauren Southern

Sinead McCarthy

Veronica Evalion

Brianna Wu

>>10338079

I'm still waiting for him to announce that it's all been the longest ruse in human history.

>>10337338

It's a shame, I felt bad and related to his insecure bullshit and was hoping he'd improve.

>>10334452

Amy Schumer.

>>10334466

Scream out "SING THE CUCK SONG!!!!!"

>>10337182

>frumentarii

>smoking

I'm going to lash you to a cross, you degenerate.

>>10337655

I can see where this is coming from even if I didn't get the impression: it felt like you had two factions on a campaign of imperialism where at least the Legion was honest about their imperialism. They were brutal, but kept order, and were efficient; I attributed the serious lack of any real worldbuilding for the Legion to them being on the fringes of their territory and they seemed like a society that would destroy old tribes then start new settlements instead of just take over old ones like the NCR. The NCR was a bunch of corrupt slime-balls at the top built on a foundation of decent people getting fucked over by said slime-balls. House was honest about being an elitist bag of dust trying to cheat death and had an ego to match his intellect. Then there's you, the guy that can say "fuck it" and lead New Vegas to staggered prosperity or ruin. I never played with the Legion since I always liked independent Vegas, so I'm under-informed with them.

>>10337800

The only part that was funny was when she said "lesbian is synonymous with man" while looking like a plumber.

>>10335200

He did something far, far worse….

he wrote parts of End Times and a lot of the Age of Sigmar shite

>>10338601

>>10335963

True, but we still have yet to receive public word for just how many of those shitskins and spics that got ICEd and are still getting removed. Hard to give a majority free gibs when you only have 3 spic-roaches running around in panic and the rest deporting themselves or staying away in fear.

>>10335186

>postal 3

They retconned it with Paradise Lost, it's alright.

>newgrounds

Too bad I never got to produce content for it.

>>10335895

They've always been fairly bad, but the way comedy is done now by liberals/SJWs is abysmal.

Now the popular thing to do is just go "this person is doing such and such" then cue laughter. There's just no attempt at crafting a joke, it's all just acting offended.

With a lot of liberal standup comics they got similarly bad where they'd just say they did something like have sex a lot, then act like that's the joke. There was one of those guys working on the new MST3K abortion who had a joke that was basically "can we just admit beer tastes bad? I mean really", he was basically just imagining everyone felt the same way and would think people would just nod and agree.

Nodding and agreeing with you or having the audience agree with your outrage is not how you do humor.

Liberals started treating humor as just an opportunity to vent anger rather than just enjoy a laugh. Fucking weird people.

>>10336969

The "Hillary would be in prison" comment is often taken out of context.

Hillary was saying it's a good thing Trump wasn't in charge of the law, to which Trump replied "because you'd be in jail. I think Trump may have started the exchange by talking about Hillary's mishandling of her emails.

Thing is, Trump holds grudges and he likely has no intention of letting up on Hillary. I think that's part of why he's been disappointed in Sessions since he didn't appoint a special investigator or counsel to look into Hillary.

>comedy thread

MANDATORY VIEWING

>>10338953

Action Comedy

>>10338979

Visual Comedy

>>10335291

The vivid dream lets glimmers of the future slip through in certain places.

>>10334466 checking these digits

I don't know him well enough to suggest something that would really hurt, but these are some of my best guesses. Tim cares a lot about this one web series he has on the adultswim jewtube channel (On Cinema At the Cinema) so I'd bring that up. Something like,

>Are you ever going to do anything with Eric Wareheim again? He really was the star of the duo and it shows in things like Decker.

>When are you going to do something worth watching again? That awful internet series doesn't count.

>Why do you waste your time with that shitty cinema show that nobody watches? You've been doing that for what, half a decade or so now?

Maybe throw in some random insults too

>I used to love you in Tim and Eric but you've been on a downward spiral ever since you've gone off on your own. What the hell happened?

These are in no particular order and I leave it up to you to decide how you want to fuck with Tim. I would think up more stuff to say but it's late and I'm tired. That should be enough to get you started with heckling him. If you want to impress your old girlfriend, just be loud and obnoxious. I always end up disappointed, but I'm hopeful that you'll deliver godspeed anyway

>>10337800

The thought of her getting punched is kind of funny.

>>10335842

How says they aren't?

>Nangle… said Trump is “unearthing part of our country that people didn’t know existed” because “there’s so much more hate and resentment than we possibly could have imagined … This man didn’t come out of nowhere.”

I don't know, man. It sure is confusing. Who knew that people would begin hating you after you've done nothing but be assholes to them because they were white and/or male and/or straight, and gloat about anyone who isn't that is better than them? Who knew that biting the hand that feeds may have its drawbacks? It's almost as if the people that you think are stupid aren't actually stupid; perhaps you live in an ideological bubble devoid of diversity other than your token brown friend who happens to think the same as you do (except when the gun gets pointed at you for being white he won't care all that much because after all, you are white and part of the problem).

>>10335098

They just don't want to outright recruit people.

>>10335538

>bear feet on frogs

>>10335830

>>10335842

No, please don't meme SCP

I am legitimately terrified of the reality ending SCPs amongst other, horrifying ones like SCP-610, 750, 1000, or just all keter and most euclids.

>>10334236

You cartoon babbies are just now starting to feel the heat of a fire the devoured the tabletop market decades ago and redpilled /v/ with Gamergate.

Welcome to the Communist future. There are no good games anymore. Even the bread and circuses are boring now, because the writing staff has to be diverse.

Cartoons are next on the chopping block, but that's small time. The real fun is going to start whey they try to poz up some of the things they've been hyping and pushing onto normies, like the Marvel movies. The rumblings of the switch-over are already starting, and the blowback is going to be of a magnitude greater than anything we've seen so far.

>>10338140

>relatable characters

But, isn't skin color and gender enough to make something 'relatable' for you?! You're in cahoots with every other white male, right?! Don't be sexist or racist and deny it.

Being relatable requires empathy, requiring some semblance of objectivity; not being 'good' at virtue signaling

>>10336192

>famous economists literally, unironically, and seriously saying that the moment Trump gets elected the US economy would crash

To be honest, I thought that the Federal Reserve would pull the plug somewhere and shit would crash in some way too. It seriously felt like they were protecting Obama's "legacy", but the markets have exploded without him. Unless this is just the final pump before the final dump.

>>10338256

Why are they such shitty, broken people? I can relate to as much feelsy, depressy bullshit as their hearts desire all the way down to being a natural born loser, and yet i'm not some bitter, sanctimonious anti-government twat.

The corruption of the DNC and left wing media, and the silencing of dissenting voices in Europe only prove that the American constitution was written correctly and continues to protect true freedom. If there is only thing I've learned since the 2016 election, thank god we have a strong, powerful right wing movement in this county. I truly believe not electing Hillary Clinton president, was a pivotal moment in American history, a true showing of patriotism, a push back against the powers of evil and corruption.

Also this Seth Rich stuff is only getting crazier, the question now is how to we force the democrats into admitting they and the media lied. I really wish Bernie wasn't such a cuck and would speak out against DSW and the DNC cheating him in the primaries, defend that people that where robbed of Millions donating to him thinking it was a fair primary and that there votes counted for something.

>>10339359

>>10339359

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/07/30/fellow-lawmakers-want-answers-from-debbie-wasserman-schultz-following-it-staffers-arrest/

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/07/25/report-debbie-wasserman-schultzs-it-manager-arrested-fleeing-country/

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/07/25/report-fbi-investigating-smashed-hard-drives-retrieved-from-from-wasserman-schultzs-pakistani-born-it-workers-home/

>>10339118

I'd argue that cartoons went to shit well before video games ever did and that (((they))) just managed to obscure it by throwing tons of money into animation production.

>>10339610

Sponge Bob square pants was the beginning of the end for quality cartoons. I hated it even when it came out when I was in the 4th or 5th grade. It looked fucking retarded and I thought it was the poor man's Ren and stimpy. Thank God king of the hill was around.

>>10337948

>Women can't into comedy

Can women even "get" jokes? You will see them laugh at jokes made by comedians, but then how can they be so clueless when it comes to expressing comedy.

>>10334192

The joke is on you faggot, I have not watched Tv for the last 3 years. Late night TV is not a thing for me

>>10334565