/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

Lol a literal masterbait

>>10342772

This poster suffers from severe autism. Mere spacing caused him to REEEEE. you should drown in jewish peepeepoopies. Jews will peepeepoopies all over you until you drown.Hows this for spacing

P E E P E E P O O P I E S

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>>10342772

Ok now that's just bullshit

>>10342802

Wherever Jews go, they must diddle goyim children.

>>10342802

Oy vey! We should be allowed to masturbate in front of all children!

>>10342754

jews are weebos confirmed

Thanks op, I laugh so hard I cum on cat, she hiss at penis.

>>10342820

This post is obviously a rabbi. Hows is this sliding the board schlomo?

>>10342794

That creature is fucking disgusting.

>>10342802

And people claim the JIDF is just a myth.

>>10342788

You can fuck off too, summerfag.

Need there be anymore proof that the emoji movie is jewish propaganda?

which part of the movie

>>10342839

stop sliding my thread, you're probably the jew from this article. Go to jail you creep, turn yourself in Yishava Majorwitz!!!

>>10342863

i've gotten jerked off and gotten blow jobs in theaters on numerous occasions… in a nearly empty theater though.

>>10342863

This is the first week of a top selling childrens movie you insolent retard

>>10342877 (checked)

>>10342888 (checked)

listen here good you peepeepoopies

these spaces are enough to ignite flames

>read the post

>>10342788

It's not the spacing itself which is the problem. It's what the spacing suggests about the person doing it. That style of spacing is used by people who post on reddit.

>>10342938

You must browse reddit frequently to know their posting tactics but never post, amirite?

>>10342945

I kept reading through the comments, and he is getting throughly owned by a whole bunch of aggitated normies, he even drops the phrase "less than Goyim" there somewhere.

Either a wonderful troll or a severly kvetched Kike.

>>10342951

Knowing the posting habits of redditors comes from paying attention to how people post. When blatant reddit users consistently exhibit the exact same formatting quirk, it's hard not to notice. This image contains proof the habbit comes from reddit: >>10342772

I see you've yet to deny the accusation. That's because you know you've been caught, dead to rights.

>>10342853

> stop sliding my thread

>in the thread

Wat

>>10342972

>habbit

>rabbi

coincidence?

>>10342973

Yeah, OP doesn't even know what "sliding" means. Another strong indicator that he's not from here.

>>10342972

David Dusseldorf, the jew from the comments section, spaces more appropriately to your liking. You must be a jew as is he.

Checkmate Schmuli Schwinger.

>>10342987

Thankyou just making sure my reading comp is ok

>>10342945

>going this far is a disservice

?

>>10342802

this is why we will never have peaceful contact

with aliens or any at all if they exist.

"the humans are obsessed with self secretion

of mating fluids. One even secreted in a movie

about hieroglyphics 8-22 sun revolutions old humans use to react to statements and to purchase mind altering substances. we must never make contact"

Am I the only one shocked at a fucking 'emoji movie' being a real thing? I feel old

>>10343193

Reported.

>>10343364

What rule bans emoji porn?

>>10342754

Can't even make this shit up

>>10343135

No, that was the most shocking thing about this article to me. A deranged kike beating off at a kids movie is old hat, dont get me wrong, he deserves to be at the bottom of the ash pile but an emoji movie; all of those responsible deserve a slow, bloodcurdling demise.

>>10342754

>>10342788

Wouldn't it be nice if code monkey designed a script that auto-bans anybody who reddit spaces?

>>10343135

I too am apalled anyone would find this shit entertaining. Especially since it is from kikewood and pushes the globalist agenda by default. Not sure what the actual movie is about.

>>10343373

No rule bars it. Just explain why this sick fuck was even remotely arroused by it though? Like seriously how the fuck are people arroused by shit? Blows my mind.

Someone should go make a shill account and heavily support the rabbi in making a fool of himself. Pushing for >>10342754 public masterbation is too much too fast for normiefags.

>>10343395

Well, if we look at the past of sexual perversions on the internet we can see a pattern, that pattern is that childhood influences go on to sexually influence those that experienced whatever thing in childhood, for example, furrys watched cartoons with anthropomorphic animals, MLP had clopfags, there has been a surge in FUCKING AIRPLANE PORN, and that's probably being caused by cars/planes, there's even fucking minecraft porn, so the next logical conclusion is emoji porn, honestly it's a wonder it's taken so long for it to come about.

Or maybe that image was just made as a joke, which is almost definitely the case

>>10343404

That image is a joke one. It's been used here quite a lot, actually. Several variations exist too, where her tits are also the "really make you think" face and she's covered in the liquid of life

>>10343391

>yellow fever

Reported for miscegenation.

>>10342876

dAmn dude you must get maD pussy

>>10342772

>has to make an infographic about his autistic formatting preference as if there are newfags on this board.

>>10342802

>It's ok to masturbate at a public location if you're

>In the back row by yourself

>You have nobody near

>You're bored at the theater and decide to rub one out

>You can call the cops anti-semitic

The nerve of these kikes.

>>10342772

I typed like that without ever having used reddit mate, when you are saying something on a thread I find it easier to separate points in that format because most people here cant comprehend they just insert their own shit by saying

>implying

Then they proceed to insert what they wanted your words to mean.

>>10342948

>until 9

So from 9 to ___ they cant fuck kids? I don't get it. Why is before 9 okay but not after? Also at what age is it okay again? Also why in general? Do they give a reason why they think its not harmful under 9?

>>10342856

Thanks for enlightening me, goy.

Reminder that redditors get absolutely assblasted when you call them out on their reddit spacing.

>>10343889

>>10343889

people who don't use reddit tend to get annoyed at people saying they're from reddit because of their typing habits, yes

>>10343920

Reminder that OP not once denied the allegation. He knows that we know he's a filthy redditor.

>>10343937

Yeah, I get that.

But that explanation doesn't fly when it comes to double-spaced greentext. Greentext is single-spaced, even redditors know that. They know it, but are in the habit of double-tapping enter whenever they want to create single-spaced text due to the retarded way that reddit works. Because of the way reddit works, redditors inadvertently double-space their greentext which consequently reveals to us they come from reddit. Do you like how I broke this comment into two paragraphs for clarity/style by using a double-space after the first sentence? This is bait for the redditor, giving him more rope to hang himself with. This sort of formatting won't get people jumping down your throat on /pol/ unless you've got somebody hot under the collar and looking for any excuse to call you a shill. Paragraphs are fine. Separating every single sentence with a double newline is obnoxious. And double-spacing greentext blocks is a 100% accurate indication of somebody being from reddit.

>>10344042

The reddit spacing shit is nothing but a d&c slide tactic. This thread is proof of this. Look at every thread that even remotely formats their OP so it's not just a giant fucking block of text. Without fail almost every single time a reasonable thought is pumped out and is actually formatted well you'll get a post talking about "reddit spacing".

It's one of the most successful slide tactics that the jews have ever thought of since newfags jump on any opportunity to try and pretend like they are special and have epic imageboard cred.

It's incredibly rare for someone to legitimately "reddit space" their posts in the obnoxious way you're referencing. Almost every single time someone makes the claim of reddit spacing against someone it's simply to slide the entire conversation and the post in question isn't even remotely formatted poorly for an imageboard.

Now instead of discussing a pedophile kike we have a bunch of retards unironically trying to convince people that blocks of text are easier to read than properly formatted posts.

>>10344162

If you can't see the difference between your post and the OP, you should commit suicide.

>>10342772

Why the fuck is that even a thing over at retard?

Hard Mode: No "Because they're retarded/kikes/[any other insult]"

>>10343404

look at this fucking newfag. look at him and laugh

>>10342772

Found the nose.

>>10342754

>A grown man goes to see a children's movie on his own

>Starts masturbating in the cinema

He wasn't masturbating to an emoji. I'm calling it now: that kike is a pedo.

>>10343687

>So from 9 to ___ they cant fuck kids? I don't get it. Why is before 9 okay but not after? Also at what age is it okay again? Also why in general? Do they give a reason why they think its not harmful under 9?

Under 9 their word is not going to mean much in a court, can be passed off as a child's vivid imagination. After 9 their hymen may already be broken. So no blood to help you orgasm. There is no "when it's ok again" much like feeding a mogwai after midnight.

>>10344532

kek, that filename

>>10342754

If penis is in pants, it's not public masturbation.

>>10342876

There is a huge difference between horny teenagers in the back row during a horror movie and a solo jew jerking himself off at a kids movie next to families. Big big difference.

>>10343623

Ive been on halfch for years and 8ch since the second purge and I didnt know what leddit spacing was

I dont go on fageddit to know

>>10344608

Good luck explaining that to a jury

>>10344744 (checked)

Oy vey, you filthy antisemite!

Oy vey, you antisemetic bastids! That poor Holocaust(tm) survivor was just rubbing counting his shekels! He and his family were gassed over six gorrilion times, you know! Why shouldn't he be able to console himself with his loved ones from time to time?

>>10342802

Link? Gonna normalfag it up a bit.

>>10344608

>>degeneracy

Not here.

Mods did make the board great again with his removal.

Q: What do you do if you see a yarmulke adorned hebrew gentleman masturbating in a movie theater full of children?

A: Let him finish and escape to Israel.

How in the fuck do you get turned on by movie about emojis?

Hell, who fucking greenlit the movie? Were they trying to go for "it's so fucking stupid that it might just work?"

>>10344983

The answer to all 3 questions is Jews

>>10342772

im kinda sick of seeing people bitch about this. ive literally never used reddit, but have been fed so much (dis?)info about reddit, the layout, how they post, users there, what r the donald is, how to get banned, etc, etc all from /pol/ over the last few years. People here obsess about faggots on reddit like all users on halfchan obsess about /pol/.

WHO FUCKING CARES? if you wanna bitch about some faggot website, why dont you go there and bitch to them instead?

(((h'wite)))

>>10344996

>recommending we should use reddit

nice try schlomo

i'm joking and actually agree that the amount of reddit disinfo is somewhat suspicious. i suspect much of it is an attempt to discourage us from posting our beliefs in their safe space. that said i don't post there but it's important we spread our ideas across the net and don't stay contained here.

>>10344983

Wouldn't be surprised if it's some scheme to monetize emoticons.

>>10344189

But I want to divide reddit from us.

>>10344891

The comments section is in this link

http://newjersey.news12.com/story/36039751/police-seek-man-seen-pleasuring-himself-during-the-emoji-movie

>>10342754

This "emoji movie", director of which is a gay faggot and, I'm sure, a kike, probably transfers cp to jewish mind via subliminal stimuli.

NEW INFO:

It was an afternoon viewing of the movie. Does this schlomo have a job? Did he take off from work for a good rubbing?

>>10345100

It happened on a Friday, so probably because it was after-school.

news clip

>>10342754

>yamaka

*yarmulke.

Know thy enemy.

>>10345100

He's orthodox Kike. Many of them don't have real jobs. They study Torah and when they're not doing that jack off to kid's movies in theaters apparently.

>>10345482

Stop posting you disgusting jew.

>>10342856

This.

I still cannot believe society has devolved to the point where the shit emoji is a thing, and they even put it in this children's movie.

>New Jersey

Turns out he wasn't masturbating to the movie at all, he was jerking off to all the miscegenational teen couples in the audience.

>>10344983

>How in the fuck do you get turned on by movie about emojis?

He was probably masturbating to the kids in the crowd.

>>10343431

>implying it was the movie he was masturbating at

>>10343677

reddit spacing is just the name.

its an inherently shit format on its own, with or without the existence of reddit.

we dont hate it because it's the same as people do on reddit; we hate it because it's shit

every time it's brought up you get people saying "but i typed like that without ever going to reddit so that means it's ok for me to do it"

they dont understand that it doesnt matter WHY you type with shit formatting.

the format is shit regardless of intent or whatever excuse you want to use

i'll give you an example:

lets say the word faggot began being used in 1905.

someone says to another person "hey, stop being a faggot"

and then that person replies with "i've been acting like this since the 1800's. therefore i am not a faggot and it's ok for me to act like this"

that person

IS

A

FAGGOT

sage because irrelevant autism

>>10345684

>implying it wasn't both

>UNF YEAH LOOK HOW "PROGRESSIVE THIS MOVIE IS

>OH GOD LOOK AT THESE UNDERAGE GOYIM EATING THIS PLATE OF PURE SHIT YES!

He was so excited that handrubbing wasn't enough.

>>10343687

Talmud - Mas. Sanhedrin 54b

This teaches the punishment: whence do we derive the formal prohibition? — From the verse, Thou

shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination. 1 From this we learn the formal

prohibition for him who lies [with a male]: whence do we know a formal prohibition for the person

who permits himself thus to be abused? — Scripture saith: There shall be no sodomite of the sons of

Israel: 2 and it is further said, And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to

the abominations of the nations which the Lord had cast out before the children of Israel: 3 this is R.

Ishmael's view. R. Akiba said: This is unnecessary, the Writ saith, thou shalt not lie with mankind as

with womankind: read, ‘thou shalt not be lain with.’ 4 Whence do we learn a formal prohibition

against bestiality? — Our Rabbis taught : [and if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to

death: and ye shall slay the beast]. 5 A man excludes a minor; [that] lieth with a beast — whether it

be young or old; he shall surely be put to death — by stoning. You, by stoning; but perhaps one of

the other deaths decreed in the Torah is meant? — It is here said, [and] ye shall kill [the beast]; and it

is stated elsewhere, But thou shalt surely kill him. [. . . And thou shalt stone in him with stones]: 6

just as there, stoning is meant, so here too.

We have learnt from this the punishment for him who commits bestiality; whence do we derive

punishment for him who allows himself to be thus abused? — The Writ saith: Whosoever lieth witha beast shall surely be put to death. 7 Since this is redundant in respect of the person committing

bestiality, 8 you must regard it as applying to the person permitting himself to be thus abused. 9 From

the Writ we know that there is punishment both for him who commits bestiality and for him who

permits himself to be thus abused; whence do we know the formal prohibition? — Scripture saith,

neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith. 10 From this verse we learn the formal

prohibition for him who commits bestiality, whence do we derive the formal prohibition for him who

allows himself to be thus abused? Scripture saith: There shall be no Sodomite of the sons of Israel;

and it is elsewhere said, And there were also sodomites in the land, etc. 11 R. Akiba said: This is

unnecessary. The Writ saith, Thou shalt not lie [with any beast], which means, thou shalt not permit

thy lying [with any beast, whether actively or passively].

Now, he who [actively] commits pederasty, and also [passively] permits himself to be thus abused

>>10343687

>>10345789

— R. Abbahu said: On R. Ishmael's view, he is liable to two penalties, one [for the injunction]

derived from thou shalt not lie with mankind, and the other for [violating the prohibition,] There

shall not be a Sodomite of the sons of Israel. But on R. Akiba's view, he incurs only one penalty,

since thou shalt not lie and thou shalt not be lain with is but one statement. 12

He who commits bestiality, and also causes himself to be thus abused — R. Abbahu said: On R.

Ishmael's view, he incurs two penalties, one for the injunction, thou shalt not lie with any beast, and

one for the prohibition, there shall be no sodomite of the sons of Israel. But on R. Akiba's view, he

incurs but one penalty, since thy lying [actively] and thy lying [passively] is but one injunction.

Abaye said: Even on R. Ishmael's view he incurs one penalty only, for there shall be no Sodomite

applies to sodomy with mankind. 13 If so, whence does R. Ishmael derive a formal prohibition against

permitting oneself to be bestially abused? — From the verse, Whosoever lieth with a beast shall

surely be put to death. 14 Now, this being redundant in respect of him who [actively] lies with a

beast, 15 apply it to him who [passively] permits himself to be abused this; and the Divine Law

designates the passive offender as the active offender: 16 this teaches that the punishment for, and the

formal prohibition against, active bestiality 17 apply to passive submission too. 18

He who submits both to pederasty and to bestiality — R. Abbahu said: On R. Akiba's view, he

incurs two penalties; one for thou shalt not lie [with mankind], and the other for thou shalt not lie

[with any beast]. But on R. Ishmael's view, he incurs only one punishment, both offences being

derived from the single verse, There shall be no Sodomite. 19 Abaye said: Even on R. Ishmael's view,

he incurs two penalties, because it is written, Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to

death. 20 This being redundant in respect of active bestiality, it must be applied to passive submission,

and the Divine Law thus designated passive submission as an active offence: just as for the active

offence there is punishment and prohibitions so for the passive offence too. 21 But he who commits

pederasty and causes himself to be abused thus; and also commits bestiality and causes himself to be

abused too — both R. Abbahu and Abaye maintain that on R. Ishmael's view he is trebly guilty, and

on R. Akiba's view he is doubly guilty. 22

Our Rabbis taught: In the case of a male child, a young one is not regarded as on a par with an old

one; but a young beast is treated as an old one. 23 What is meant by this? — Rab said: Pederasty with

a child below nine years of age is not deemed as pederasty with a child above that. Samuel said:

Pederasty with a child below three years is not treated as with a child above that. 24 What is the basis

of their dispute? — Rab maintains that only he who is able to engage in sexual intercourse, may, as

the passive subject of pederasty throw guilt [upon the active offender]; whilst he who is unable to

engage in sexual intercourse cannot be a passive subject of pederasty [in that respect]. 25 But Samuel

maintains: Scripture writes, [And thou shalt not lie with mankind] as with the lyings of a woman. 26

It has been taught in accordance with Rab: Pederasty at the age of nine years and a day;

>>10342874

jej

>>10342788

>>10342805

>>10342972

>>10343623

>>10343677

>>10344162

>>10344302

>>10344414

>>10344996

>All these ass blasted redditors

Just because you grew up on a faggy site and now you really want to fit into your new "le based home :^)". The way you type to the words you use, the formatting, the grammar, fucking everything makes you stand out more.

Jesus fucking christ even the way you defend yourselves and try to make it look like you are deffinatly not from faggot central, just makes you even more reddit.

Can you really call it public masturbation if he was the only guy who bought a ticket?

>>10345970

So you agree that he was merely alleviating his fat gut from the confines of his tight waistband, right?

You take your CHILDREN to a childrens movie and what do they see? FFS… that's life altering. The children have been mentally damaged. I hope when Shlomo is caught that he's sued for all his Shekels. Sick, sick fucking Jews.

>>10342802

daviddusseldorf1 at gmail.com

>>10344532

>Trump

>>10342754

It looks like he turned himself in.

>Abraham Parnes

Jewish as fuck. Holy shit.

Seeing this happen probably redpilled some kids.

>>10344162

>reddit spacing

>d&c

pick one and only one

>>10347686

>(1) and done kvetching about "how dare da ebil goyim make him convert"

>>>/suicide/

>>10350106

It IS d&c, look at the thread. Every time someone mentions "reddit spacing", people devolve into an argument about it and forget the original topic.

Which, by the way, is another example of the media calling jews white.

>>10350106

it's d&c because the majority of you faggots don't even know what reddit spacing is.

What about all the fat slags who frigged themselves during 50 shades of grey?

What was the police response to that?

>>10344162

>two newlines after greentext

Stop reddit spacing fag

>>10344402

She probably realized by then that the little water pistol wasn't a water pistol

>>10350195

What about me cumming on your nice hair

>>10373401

>>10381256

>>10381224

>>10380351

>>10000000

>>/leftypol/1956685

>>10343920

Don't use shit formatting, faggot

>>10345508

>baneposting

>planeposting

they do sound similar

>>10382368

Lurk more before posting again

>>>/leftypol/1956685

>>10342754

Well I suppose he likes to finish on

the face.

>>10342874

Their scat fetish is fucking disgusting and non-human.

(((howard stern))) has a thing for shit.

Three K's a day keeps the niggers away.

If you're 100% European descent aka white and you hate filthy niggers, dirty spics, kikes, arabs, furfags, gayfags, commiefags and all other scum on the earth (including weeaboo degeneracy!) as much as we do, you should join the Moon Central Discord Server. Introduce yourself in #introductions and answer our questions to get unkiked!

https://discordapp.com/ - invite/ - YvZen6k

(Remove the - )

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a race war!

Sieg Heil!

>>10388290

>prevent normie intrusion

>implying its not too late