>>10377604
>soulless locusts
>sacrifice customer to keep change
Oh hell yes. Fucking gooks - it's really that common?
>nigger ex-coworker wants chink food
>whatcouldgowrong.png
>all you can eat buffet, they even got lobster
>damn nigga you know where to eat
>sure I do Mr. Whitey
>eat like conquering kings
>chinks are mad we ate all their lobster and egg rolls
>they wont bring out more egg rolls
>nigga let's get back to work
>get up, go to pay
>nigga says he gots me
>hands the chink a $50
>he gets back his change
>we walk out, get in the company truck
>AY HOL UP BITCH DINIT COUNT
>lol that's fucked bro never trust someone who cant speak English with money
>AY YO THAT MY LAST MONEY TIL WE GET PAID
>emphasis, after all nigga bought me lunch
>go back in, have change and receipt, stand in line behind other good goys waiting to pay
>people lining up behind me on the lunch rush
>excuse me ms, you gave my co-worker 20 dollars less than you were supposed to
>no you leave door you leave property no refund!
>nah bitch you defrauded the guy cuz he has an accent and you can't speak english either
>old as fuck chink comes out from the hot wok with a cleaver asks 'WHAT PROBLEM?'
>'you the manager sir?'
>YES I MANAGER YOU LEAVE WITH NIGGER AND HE DROP MONEY
>uhhh okay sure but did you see anyone pick it up?
>NO REFUND HE DIDNT COUNT MONEY
>oh okay so he didn't drop it?
>NO
>oh okay, so you just shortchanged us
>no he pay for TWO mean you eat ALL lobster very expensive
>it says fucking 7.99 all you can eat
>no refund on sign too white boy
>lol ok live an learn, no more money from us for you
>NO! NO MONEY FOR YOU
>GOOD YOU SHITTY CUSTOMER EAT ALL THE EGG ROLLS
>that means they're good you gook
>start to get worried that the nigga is gonna steal my truck
>walk out mid-chink rant
>notice a light switch right by the exit
>wonderwhatthisdoes.gif
>flip the switch, entire restaurant goes nigger
>panic until they realize the switch is by the door
>angry cleaver weilding chink appears out the door, yelling
>STUPID WHITE BOY YOU SHUT LIGHTS OFF
>get back to truck, nigger asks for his money, he's sad he didn't get his 20 back. Probably no weed for him this week.
>get idea
>hey, go around the block and pull up to the door
>he does it
>get out, run inside, flip the switches to off
>NO LIGHTS FOR YOU
>get chased off the property by angry gook
>we end up doing it to them for the duration we took calls up in their area
Fucking chinks. We used to go there a lot for the all you can eat buffet but ever since we went to shut the lights off and keep driving. Sage for rambling greentext gook story