664042 No.10383021
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN BEGINS. ONLY 10 DAYS REMAINING. THE DAY AMERICA DIED. THE GREAT AMERICAN ECLIPSE
On August 21, 2017, millions of people across the United States will see nature's most wondrous spectacle — a total eclipse of the Sun. It is a scene of unimaginable beauty; the Moon completely blocks the Sun, daytime becomes a deep twilight, and the Sun’s corona shimmers in the darkened sky. This is your guide to understand, prepare for, and view this beautiful celestial event.
Will the Great American Eclipse make animals and people act strangely? Science says yes.
It’s not just humans who will be affected by the Great American Eclipse coming on Aug. 21 — expect animals to act strangely too.
Anecdotal evidence and a few scientific studies suggest that as the moon moves briefly between the sun and the Earth, causing a deep twilight to fall across the land, large swaths of the animal kingdom will alter their behavior.
Eclipse chasers say they have seen songbirds go quiet, large farm animals lie down, crickets start to chirp and chickens begin to roost.
Elise Ricard, public programs supervisor at the California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco, recalled the eerie silence that accompanied the start of a total eclipse early on a June morning in 2012.
“I was sitting on a beach with my back to the jungle, and if you know anything about jungles, they are not usually quiet,” she said. “But to suddenly hear all those noisy birds get quiet as the eclipse got close, that was a powerful sensory experience.”
Doug Duncan, director of the Fiske Planetarium at the University of Colorado, Boulder, has had a few strange run-ins with animals over his many years of eclipse chasing.
In the video below he describes seeing a line of llamas gather together to see a total eclipse with him and his fellow astronomers in Bolivia.
When he was viewing a different eclipse from a boat near the Galapagos Islands, he saw dozens of whales and dolphins swim to the surface of the ocean five minutes before the eclipse began. They hung out there until five minutes after the eclipse, before returning to the watery depths, he recalled.
https://www.greatamericaneclipse.com
0ac43d No.10383026
>>10383021
> large swaths of the animal kingdom will alter their behavior.
Yeah, because they think it’s nighttime. For fuck’s sake.
2822bb No.10383029
I hope everyone on earth fucking dies soon
093921 No.10383030
>>10383029
Let's just wait and see.
35bb12 No.10383056
Please God let an armada of high tech militarized Nazi UFOS come out of the artic and annihilate juden once and for all
43b259 No.10383078
2822bb No.10383098
>>10383056
I am praying for this instead
c2bf1a No.10383106
>>10383056
We can hope Anon
b1d572 No.10383155
>>10383026
Learn to read you baka. It says BEFORE the eclipse.
>But to suddenly hear all those noisy birds get quiet as the eclipse got close
>he saw dozens of whales and dolphins swim to the surface of the ocean five minutes before the eclipse began.
26609e No.10383156
>>10383021
I can't wait to troll the fuck out of everyone on Aug 22nd.
(USER WAS BANNED 12 DAYS FOR THIS POST) b1d572 No.10383161
8f4acb No.10383163
>>10383021
I remember 1979. Other than (((hype))) a non-event.
Skylab was the other (((news))) that year.
Just don't look at it to protect your eyes.
c688f7 No.10383171
>>10383156
Same, gonna have "TURN ON CNN" threads backtoback
467df1 No.10383176
>>10383056
jews did the eclipse.
0ac43d No.10383185
>>10383155
>five minutes
So when the moon is already partially covering the sun. Fucking retard.
a60aad No.10383186
0ac43d No.10383190
>>10383176
>observing the shiny jew
It might have been cuckchan cancer, but I miss that format for talking about things. It was funny and stupid.
>shoveling the fluffy jew
>drinking the sugary jew
>tipping the minwage jew
2d7856 No.10383203
>Giant fucking shadow comes in the middle of the day, may blind animals or people
Gee wiz OP I sure didn't know people had basic fucking reactions to giant events!
4810ee No.10383213
>>10383163
Yeah, me too. We made eclipse boxes as a craft project in school and the entire school watched it from the basketball courts. It was so apocalyptic that every kid from kindergarten to middle school was sent outside to watch it.
bb430f No.10383219
should spread to nogs that it's okay to look at this eclipse because it's a full eclipse, all the light gets blocked out so it's fine…
4810ee No.10383243
>>10383213
Oh and we were also told "the animals will act weird because they totally think it's night!!!" but all that happened is the garbage-eating pigeons that infested the school saw us all standing out there and started wheeling around and squawking because they thought lunch came early and there would be garbage to eat like there was every day. They didn't give a fuck about the eclipse.
658325 No.10383307
I was once stationed in the Auckland Islands as part of a scientific mission to study an eclipse on the local seal and sea lion population. The same thing happened, about five minutes before the eclipse occurred the colony began to go berserk. They're disgusting because they shit and piss and vomit all over each other. The smell made me sick.
d5dde6 No.10383316
Remember the 8s get, and LET'S GET THIS GOING in 10 days, of course
5f391e No.10383343
>>10383026
>be bird
>suddenly it's night
>what the fuck
>go to roost
>day again
>fucks sakes
>some human decides you have psychic powers
03ff26 No.10383345
>>10383219
This, this & this.
Just make up some bullshit about melanin making them able to get a direct view and whitey can't due to inferior genes.
fa8a74 No.10383367
>>10383021
>(1)
What a overly dramatic homosexual you are. Sage for faggot OP and shit thread.
12e2f5 No.10383409
>>10383163
why do you have to protect your eyes? when i was little and stupid, I used to look directly at the sun until it turned into a small silverly ball like a fucking retard, and now all that happened is that I use glasses.
I always hear people freaking out saying shit like you get blind and whatnot. Ins't it less bad than looking directly at the sun?
7ced0a No.10383411
So people outside the line completely miss the eclipse right? I want to heil the black sun and the green flame but I'm in mid CO and apparently out of the path.
c605eb No.10383418
>>10383190
>Posting on the jewchan
658325 No.10383451
A friend of mine at school said there are going to be zombies. How should we prepare?
a3154c No.10383464
a3154c No.10383470
>a total eclipse of the Sun. It is a scene of unimaginable beauty
>looking at an eclipse directly
ishygddt
84074e No.10383482
Idiot question time.
Where I live isn't in the direct path of the eclipse. Can I look at it without eye protection?
da6a52 No.10383486
>>10383451
step 1. go back to 4chan :^)
0ac43d No.10383513
>>10383470
>not having ISO 12312-2 eclipse glasses
lol fag
fd9a65 No.10383576
>>10383027
People actually listen to that shit?
55c69b No.10383581
>>10383411
Look at the left margin of the image. CO will get a majority eclipse
bfd729 No.10383611
>>10383576
KYS worthless underage b& faggot
Neo-80's synth music is great. Only hippies and queers hate this stuff
bfd729 No.10383617
>>10383056
Make a prayer to the black sun during the eclipse for this to happen anon.
bfd729 No.10383620
>>10383156
Ya got a bunch of "are X white?" threads ready to go I see
bfd729 No.10383626
>>10383243
To be fair, pigeons are nigger tier birds who are city conditioned. I was shooting off a concrete nail gun once at work, a pigeon landed near me and was not the slightest bit scared at this loud banging nail gun going off every few seconds.
da6a52 No.10383628
>>10383611
dubs confirm, checked. synthwave = based
bfd729 No.10383633
>>10383411
In CO you will get a good view. Maybe not a full eclipse, but you're gonna get a nice view still. Heil away anon, heil away.
2320e2 No.10383681
>>10383021
So….am I gonna be the only anon filming this? This place needs more OC.
da6a52 No.10383699
>>10383681
I might film anything odd that happens, but maybe not the actual eclipse.
000000 No.10383716
>>10383409
i get the same question, i look directly at the sun during the morning, what is the diference with the eclipse?
da6a52 No.10383730
>>10383716
do you have vision issues anon? alternately, do you look at the sun for only a few seconds?
000000 No.10383732
>>10383611
check them
fashwave and dungeon syth are based
000000 No.10383741
>>10383730
it depends of the hour in the early morning when the sun rise i look stray at it for about 20 min. daily, at 1100 hrs for around one min.stray.
i start at look at the sun because i use to have vision problems but it works to look at the sun, the only problem i get tired when i draw and use glasses and when i use glasses my eyes get lazy and start to get use more of the glases
5e8ad3 No.10383743
>>10383021
Wrong again OP. September is the happening month. That's when Russia will invade as they realize the retarded Americans are blinded by staring at the sun.
da6a52 No.10383762
>>10383741
Interesting. For you to have vision issues that are helped by looking at the sun…
000000 No.10383767
>>10383762
one guy recomend it and it works, also to look at a flame in a dark room and try to look to a tiny hole made by your hand
8aa3b0 No.10383768
>>10383743
>dumbass kike doesn't know about kek's revival/return
4a48dc No.10383796
I was wondering, wouldn't that be a perfect surprise attack by North-Korea?
981e79 No.10383801
>>10383029
That would bring about the extinction of the European race. Which would make all of our efforts pointless. Why are you here?
981e79 No.10383807
>>10383796
No because N Korea is a powerless nothing and if N Korea launched a nuke at the US, there'd be little chance it would even hit anything important, let alone destroy the US. Thus, N Korea might destroy some sand or blow up some Mexican shantytown and then be blown to bits by the US counter attack.
Anyone who thinks that N Korea is unpredictable is an idiot. They're very predictable by anyone with an attention span. And anyone who thinks N Korea is a violent country should compare the wars America has engaged in with N Korea's wars.
b7e5a3 No.10383818
the previous thread was not even full >>10328445
000000 No.10383865
>>10383796
you mean, stage an attack by N Korea anon.
9ba7a8 No.10383952
>>10383021
>songbirds go quiet, large farm animals lie down, crickets start to chirp and chickens begin to roost
Because they're retarded animals that don't understand that the sun isn't actually setting.
524c7b No.10383973
>>10383021
Are there actually people who think that the eclipse will cause anything serious to happen? FFS, this is dumber than the y2k scare.
193d73 No.10384048
>>10383021
I'm betting the fire and fury will rain down upon the enemies of America in the absence of the sun's rays.
8aa3b0 No.10384053
>>10383537
So what time does it go over the easternmost coast of the U.S? I'm in jew jersey and I wanna see it.
e23867 No.10384061
ITS HABBENING
THIS TIME FOR REALZ
IM SUPER SERIOUS GUYS
d4a437 No.10384073
>>10383021
Seriously question, wasn't there a Kek-related (shadilay or some poem or something) that talked about Kek returning late summer (september) but to watch out for danger under the moon in the meantime?
5fd1b0 No.10384097
>>10383418
ur doing it wrong
>posting on the anonymous image jew
b20caa No.10384099
>>10383409
I knew it. If you smoke weed you'll look into the sun until your eyeballs melt.
5fd1b0 No.10384107
>>10383345
>>10383219
>>10383537
sick i get 80%
>>10384053
you lazy cunt, go look up UTC to EST time conversion yourself. fucking faggot.
4d5d10 No.10384119
>>10383156
Hauu~, you got yourself caught, anon-san! What's the next step of your master plan?! Afu-fu-fu~
724321 No.10384138
>>10383156
Me too its going to be September 2015 all over again.
f5b21b No.10384140
why does everyone have to be such an insufferable retard about celestial stuff? there's no mystery to it anymore, we know exaclty what will happen and why. it's just sort of neat. but every time there's something like this is fucking y2k all over for weeks
THIS IS IT GUYS, THE END OF THE WORLD BRO I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW I HOPE EVERYONE DIES
you all literally act like the monkeys at the beginning of 2001 a space odyssey
724321 No.10384141
>>10384140
>like this is fucking y2k
The average anon on this board is probably too young to fully remember 21/2012 let alone 2000
20808e No.10384153
>>10383029
You can start with yourself if you are that much of a fucking loser to not find something greater than oneself to fight and live for. Just remember to live stream it so we can laugh at your worthless ass one last time for all eternity.
>Life is greater than you are, life is chaos.
>Embrace the chaos, join us or die like prey.
ab70d0 No.10384154
>>10384138
Every time until you faggots shut the fuck up about "Shemitah didn't happen goyim"
http://investmentresearchdynamics.com/a-liquidity-crisis-hit-the-banking-in-september/
724321 No.10384157
>>10384154
Oh yes more please, I love damage control the more desperate the better!
f5b21b No.10384163
>>10384141
fuck that's depressing, but it would explain a lot.
ab70d0 No.10384165
>>10384157
>proof of the kikes putting the pin back in is "damage control"
>"pool can never admit they're wrong!11! NO SHEMITAH SEE GOYIM"
Keep projecting, faggot.
0ac43d No.10384179
>>10384157
>WAAAAAAAAA STILL SPAMMING THIS LIE
Thanks for outing yourself.
724321 No.10384185
>>10384179
Are you saying every single one of those posts has been Photoshoped? I admire your religious level of denial.
ab70d0 No.10384194
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>>10384185
We know what you are, we know all your tricks, and you have lost.
Just die.
724321 No.10384195
>>10384194
See you on the 22nd
0ac43d No.10384198
>>10384185
>WAAAAAA STILL SPAMMING THIS LIE
Reported.
ab70d0 No.10384199
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>>10384195
Not if we see you first.
2b296d No.10384201
>>10384195
So before you go start making your epic maymay picture, what exactly are you expecting, and what are you expecting everyone else to expect?
0ac43d No.10384203
>>10384201
He's going to pretend something will happen and spam thousands of posts saying it will happen and then make a collage of them when nothing happens in a failed attempt to discredit /pol/, LIKE THE KIKE HE IS. Just report him.
336fb6 No.10384209
>>10384141
>The average anon on this board is probably too young to fully remember 21/2012 let alone 2000
Yup,. Y2K was literally fucking nothing while everyone sperged the hell out.
724321 No.10384211
>>10384198
:0
>>10384199
>meme tier music
>meme tier waifu
Well I certainly hope not
>>10384201
I'm expecting the day to be pretty similar to 1/1/2000 12/21/2012 09/23/15 and 09/28/15 so in short, just an average day.
ab70d0 No.10384217
>>10384211
>memes are bad
for jew.
d564af No.10384218
I live in Corvallis, OR which is "The Farthest West City in the Contenental United States". Should I stay here or go somewhere else? Local papers say it'll last only one minute here. Isn't traveling to Eastern OR better since it'll last longer or should I stay here for the occultic "Farthest West" reason?
ab70d0 No.10384229
>>10384218
The earth isn't going to crack open and release demons, faggot. It's just a fucking eclipse. If you're on the radar of any (((elites))) then keep a round in the chamber, keep any children close by and stay alert, otherwise it'll be a normal day for you.
cb35f9 No.10384277
>>10383021
I had a dream that the eclipse would trigger a yellow stone eruption….
Shit was bad…
a962af No.10384332
>>10383350
Who is activating the Behelit, and how many of us are going to be sacrificed for their power.
02df8a No.10384336
>>10384332
Will Hitler pull us from the eclipse?
cb35f9 No.10384358
>>10384277
>>10384290
Basically in my dream; tons of people drove out to the eclipse path to see it, they're gonna be exposed to the eruption and most of them die. It literally kills America as we know it. I don't remember anything geo-political in the dream, but the US just goes "Full Mad Max" mode after one day.
<farm land is gone
<satellite coverage is fucked
<banks fucked
<no one goes to work because they are starving
I can only guess what would happen to the rest of the world if the USA suddenly had half it's states covered in three feet of ash.
a962af No.10384372
>>10384336
Depends on how hard we fight fate. Continue the struggle, and I'm sure he will.
Also make sure you stock up on bags.
56e4c6 No.10384377
>>10383350
You don't have to dehumanize the enemy if the enemy isn't human
eb887b No.10384389
>>10384358
>Eruption hardly hits any nigger filled cities
3e8289 No.10384398
>>10383716
Your eyes will adjust to the darkness and then when the sun starts shining from behind the moon it'll burn them. Normally they don't let you look at the sun directly.
56e4c6 No.10384400
>>10384389
It actually hits the some the whitest areas on the continent. Do we have a map for Canada as well?
eba6c5 No.10384478
>>10384400
Dubs don't lie, but that fucking map has got to be at least partial bullshit. There are so many fucking mexicans in the SW that you can't swing a dead cat around without hitting at least 3 of those stinky burrito bastards.
And Yellowstone has actually NO signs of popping off imminently. As I've explained in countless of these threads before, there would be geomorphology changes (groundswelling, vent gasses changing, lakes and rivers spilling out and over land, etc) that would be literally too great to hide —– especially in the middle of the most intense season for Tourism up there. All the chinks that come to look and gawk at Yellowstone and old faithful are armed with fucking a bazillion cameras and social impulse control —- they'd be snapping and uploading pictures all over the place of these things. And nothing is happening.
Yellowstone is fine. And if it did go —- it's a world ender. Don't let those maps mislead you. It's an extinction level event. It's not like everything is going to be fine for people in Pennsylvania and shit because the yellow area doesn't extend that far. Ever see that movie "The Road"? Yeah, it'll be sort of like that in America. The only places on Earth that might be alright is the Southern Hemisphere because the Hadley Cells at the equator isolate the Northern Hemisphere air from the Southern Hemisphere air.
Anyway, the eclipse will be just like every other damn eclipse the world has ever had.
On that note, I will say this, anon in another thread works for .gov and says he's had permit applications for goat sacrifices in his area of work (I'm assuming BLM or some other agency?). So yeah, the freaks and other pieces of shit are going to go play Satanist in the woods during this shitshow. We know how these Jews and Satanic faggots love their sacrifices and shit…….so, if anything, if any anons have kids and are in the area of this shit —- keep a little more watchful eye on them at the least. Fucking Jew scum thrive on goy baby blood.
If something does happen —- well, hope you stupid faggots have been paying attention and have been stockpiling weapons, ammo, food, and other essentials like "we've" been warning you to for years now.
d12b9c No.10384486
>>10383801
>surely sitting in my room shit posting will save the white race
what a fag
8bc964 No.10384513
What retard would go watch this?
25ad99 No.10384526
>>10384377 (checked)
Did you mean
>You don't have to dehumanize yourself if the enemy isn't human
?
Because there's some truth in that.
0673de No.10384533
>>10384478
It would be a good time to go innawoods and look for freaks to "sacrifice" yourself. Find that local coven and unload
13c2d7 No.10384540
>>10383482
no it's actually worse cause you see more of the sun
8bc964 No.10384552
>>10384526
<DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
eba6c5 No.10384555
>>10384533
Hahaha, I've actually thought about how if someone wanted to do that, they could find them.
The woods in/around that area are going to be swarming with people. LE is pulling po-pos from the entire surrounding area. Yeah, you might be able to hide in the "crowd" (it's not going to be a music festival, but still)…..but with as many cell phones as there are nowadays, there's just no time to set up a good plan to come out unscathed. Real life aint a Dexter episode.
000000 No.10384559
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT, PLEASE RAPE MY FACE!
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014f78 No.10384563
Meteor shower is this weekend too. Won't be spectacular because of the moon being mostly full but it's something like 20-40 an hour. If you have some wishes to make, this weekend is the time.
Next year it'll be a new moon so it'll be in the 50-80 per hour region.
2b296d No.10384564
>someone will seriously reply to this
please don't
please just don't
71c27f No.10384567
Just a reminder that nothing will happen because of the eclipse but there is always a threat of children being snatched and/or enemies being killed on full moons and eclipses. Many esoteric orders including OTO you sick faggots have to use fresh blood during eucharist rituals, and blood taken during a full moon or celestial event is prized above all - and children's blood ranks as the most pure, the blood of enemies a close second. This sounds like fantasy /x/ schizo shit but it's described very clearly in Crowley's Book of Law, look into the cake of light
000000 No.10384569
>>10384563
i got yer meteor shower, right here.
58807d No.10384570
>>10383537
>eclipse will be above Liberia after sunset
Wew Lads
8bc964 No.10384572
eba6c5 No.10384573
>>10384559
>muh flat earth
Thanks for the bait, faggot
000000 No.10384581
>>10384573
oh you are quite welcome, sir baller globetardenberg.
and thats mister faggot to you kike.
55c69b No.10384641
>>10384559
Around seven minutes he says that if the moon orbits twice as fast as the earth rotates it would rise and set twice a day.
That is wrong. If orbit and rotation were equal, the moon would always be above the same point on earth. Since it is twice as fast, it, from the point of view of the observer, rises and sets once a day. Like, just sketch it out.
35bb12 No.10384740
>>10384229
> in b4 the earth cracks open and releases demons
8aa3b0 No.10384799
>>10384107
Go lynch yourself nigger, I wouldn't known that "UT" would translate into "UTC" if I weren't partially shitfaced now.
9ba7a8 No.10385035
>>10384372
I'll have a bag within a bag on the eclipse. Will I make it?
bbc330 No.10385064
>>10383021
Wait, the eclipse is on my birthday?
9ba7a8 No.10385070
>>10384740
>in b4 the earth cracks open and releases nazi UFOs
51e185 No.10385099
>>10385070
i'd give double my nuts for that to happen.
9ba7a8 No.10385109
>>10385099
I'd give double dubs for that to happen. Checked.
a16b81 No.10385110
>Eclipse
>It's happening
>op is a mayan beaner
>>10383163
I sadly missed 1979. I will try to enjoy this eclipse despite possibly getting laid off by my zog irl brony boss, Hunter Harrison of CSX Transportation.
Pic related, Hunter trying to be kawii.
9ba7a8 No.10385127
>>10385110
>irl brony
pics or it didn't happen.
a962af No.10385135
>>10385035
Sounds like a good start. Wear as many as you can, just to be safe.
897698 No.10385148
>>10384559
Not a sciencefag, but the shadow thing does make sense.
Any sciencefags here? Would definitely be interested to know why the expected area to be effect is so small
160ed3 No.10385159
>Actually planned a trip to Yellowstone to watch the eclipse from there
Am I fucked?
9ba7a8 No.10385162
>>10385148
Only the umbra is "small". The rest of the shadow will blanket the entirety of the US and much of south America. See >>10383537
a16b81 No.10385168
>>10385127
Very well, here you are.
8bc964 No.10385185
>>10385064
Whatever you fap to will come true. Fap advisedly.
8bc964 No.10385194
>>10385162
Right, totality is what you want to make sure you're in, if vacationing just for the purpose of seeing the eclipse. But that's stupid. They look exactly like in the pictures, only worse, because you have to wear stupid shades to look at it.
897698 No.10385239
>>10385162
Ah okay, so it'll be noticeably darker across half of the globe (essentially) while the Moon passes over?
897698 No.10385265
>>10385194
Definitely taking the day off of work, want to take my Grandmother somewhere to watch it.
She's 85, so this will be her first time to see an eclipse and her last.
9ba7a8 No.10385271
2a9ba8 No.10385274
>>10383021
So how does this work? Is the eclipse only viewable in the small path drawn on the map? Or can you still see it from say Texas.
8bc964 No.10385283
>>10385265
Be sure to get the glasses literally now, then. Tonight.
9ba7a8 No.10385302
>>10385283
Cut a hole in some cardboard like a non idiot.x
c0b7a6 No.10385304
>>10385274
The little band in the middle is like the "100% solar eclipse". The other bands grow progressively larger and hide less and less of the sun. Take a look at the little symbols on the far edges of the diagram and follow the lines from there.
e75b08 No.10385315
>>10383155
Touche, I admit defeat.
9ba7a8 No.10385322
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>>10385283
Actually, just put your grasses on.
84e235 No.10385485
>>10384559
Who is behind this flat earth psyops and why is it being pushed so hard from out of nowhere? Please I want others' opinions.
okay then, why the jews?
bb734b No.10385522
Where should I go to see this anons?
I'm willing to fly/drive but im in jew joisey
9ba7a8 No.10385543
>>10385522
city of the gods
d79a09 No.10385637
>>10385485
CIA active measure, Too many long term conspiracy theories were proven correct and many of the major subversion conspiracy theories designed to tarnish the community's credibility to outsiders were disappearing as the truth about kikes and methods and practices from CIA and KGB went main stream in the conspiracy community about 2-3 years ago.
Flat earth works pretty easily because it's obviously bullshit so ven normals have no second thoughts about it and because so many mentally ill and paid shill disinfo agents push the theory and CIA partners bring attention to it, it throws sand on the actual fires the conspiracy community has been right about like NSA, PRISM, MK Ultra, Building 7, 10 tons of corruption and collusion between the dominant political, media and market (((banking))) forces, HIllary's kill list, seth rich, haiti, ben ghazzi, the refugee crisis and illegal immigration, white genocide, spirit cooking, pizzatavistock, and the holohoax, Easy red pill on holocaust is oven math, can't cremate that many bodies in that time period.
1a3ff9 No.10385660
I live in Canada. Will I be able to see this shit?
b1d572 No.10385671
>>10385660
>>10384358
Look at the chart baka. At best you will only see a 75% eclipse.
84e235 No.10385718
>>10385637
THANK YOU for your response I was about to give up on 8ch
a16b81 No.10385756
>>10385637
Sadly no dubs, but best post.
b93af4 No.10385850
>>10383700
dubs confimr KEK wants us Berserk.
2d5b4f No.10385968
>>10384140
ease up bud, have some fun
fc1a62 No.10386015
>>10383350
>>10384332
>>10383700
>>10384336
>>10384372
>>10385322
>>10385135
I watched this a few days ago and it has me slightly spooped…..
Can you guys explain the bag thing?
pls no bully
90e615 No.10386025
>>10383021
Rick Wiles have been talking about the eclipse and a similar alarm prophecy he got 30 days before 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON23pE0P1ro#t=25s
5466d9 No.10386112
>>10386015
they are shitty edits the bag is just a inside joke of the edditors
bb734b No.10386190
>>10383611
Off topic but i >>10384141
>The average anon on this board is probably too young to fully remember 21/2012 let alone 2000
STOP LYING LALALALA STOP LYING I CANT HEAR YOU
tfw i got in trouble by principle because i made a kid cry i convinced him his windows 95 at home will explode if he didnt have windows 98
0ddb3a No.10386405
>>10383350
If it's demons, we purge them. You've played DOOM, right?
0ddb3a No.10386418
>>10386190
I fully remember both. I've lived in an Apocalyptic Trance my entire life, anon.
That's the secret, mate. It's Always Happening.
1c98f5 No.10386433
Will there be a September happening?
84ac59 No.10386461
>>10386433
Yes. The Clinton Trial.
And ye, all of you were guilty and drunken
>>>10381073
6112e9 No.10386504
>>10383350
No, john, you are the demons
adb767 No.10386517
It's interesting that the star over which the eclipse will be traveling over in the leo constellation is Regulus
http://www.souledout.org/cosmology/highlights/regulushighlights/regulushighlights.html
>As the brightest star in Leo, Regulus has been almost universally associated in ancient cultures with the concept of royal or kingly power. The name Regulus actually comes from the Latin rex, or king. The star was known in Arabia as Malikiyy, the Kingly One; in Greece as the "Star of the King"; in ancient Babylon, as Sharru or the King; to the even more ancient Akkadians of Mesopotamia it represented Amil-gal-ur, the legendary King of the Celestial Sphere who ruled before the great flood.
8bc964 No.10386655
>>10386517
Nice of Mars, the God of War to show up.
33ddfa No.10386699
>>10384478
These eruptions have happened before without the human specie going extinct. Blackpilling JIDF BTFO.
>>10383801
Black pilling detected!
>>10384567
> Cult snatch rapefugees for sacrifice.
414522 No.10386702
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>10386433
sep 23rd is when kek returns
9c8b98 No.10386819
>>10383156
>ding dong bannu
Do the mods… believe this?
ef4865 No.10386843
>>10384478
Good post anon, may I assume the Hadley cells are like huge whirlwinds which would just rotate most of the ash within the Northern Hemisphere? Would such an eruption affect the axis of the Earth and somehow mess with the cells and tradewinds?
Sorry for the dumbass question, but this is very interesting.
ef4865 No.10386849
>>10385265
You're a good man anon.
God Bless you.
ef4865 No.10386862
sorry for samefagging ITT
Watch the movie "The Principle by Rick De Lano". It doesn't take sides, merely points out things and questions other things about the data we know about the cosmos. A lot of scientists started kvetching about it because they say they didn't know it was questioning their theories. Movie came out a few years ago and cue all the flat earth content which has had a lot of organic SEO funding and even PPC in many cases. Really strange but reckon it's a distraction to what really is happening as the data we are receiving is incoherent to certain theories. So what (((science))) keeps doing is layering on additional theories onto already flawed theories. Flat earth is a simple way of keeping the normies at bay and to distract them for a little longer until they can find a new flawed theory to build upon in relation to the cosmos. These new revelations are occuring to due the advancement of technologies and feedback from telescopes that were put into space many years ago.
Here's a nice and compacted version with
a lot more explanation in the actual science which wasn't seen as much in the movie itself.
http://www.canarycryradio.com/2016/09/02/ccr-110-geocentric-principle-rick-delano/
e7c6b7 No.10386882
Please let the eclipse bring monster girls into our world
d591c6 No.10386935
>>10383056
The first Europeans, the "proto-Europeans", called their god, our god, "Dyewos". Pray to our god, our All-father, whether he be called "Dyewos", "Kek", or "Odin/Wotan", that those of the Arctic begin their liberation of all White peoples of the Earth.
8aa3b0 No.10387052
>>10384559
>baseless disinfo propaganda for the sole purpose of discrediting
c9c569 No.10387064
eba6c5 No.10387157
>>10386699
>These eruptions have happened before without the human specie going extinct. Blackpilling JIDF BTFO.
Yeah, the last supervolcano eruption was Toba, 74,000 years ago. There is evidence that it was so catastrophic that it left genetic markers in our DNA. Stop saying that me pointing out the severity of such an event is "blackpilling", you dumb ignorant fuck. It's an extinction level event any way you slice it. The complete order of mankind would be disrupted and, if we survived this time, we'd essentially have to start from scratch all over again. Stop being a dumb nigger and understand what's actually being said.
>>10386843
>Good post anon, may I assume the Hadley cells are like huge whirlwinds which would just rotate most of the ash within the Northern Hemisphere? Would such an eruption affect the axis of the Earth and somehow mess with the cells and tradewinds?
Your assumption is correct. They're just the masses of major air circulations that occur due to the rotation of the earth. The areas bordering two layers are known the "horse latitudes" —- the name given by early spanish explorers because there would be no wind at these places, causing ships to become stranded and not being able to keep their horses alive —- and throwing them overboard or just eating them.
As for affecting the axis of the Earth? It's unknown, since the last eruption was 70,000 years ago. But it's unlikely it would change much, except for possibly the location of the horse latitudes. The atmosphere is fluid and, for the most part, irrespective of the topography of the earth below it.
6698cf No.10387226
>Oy vey, it's a sign from g-d goy, we must attack Syria
If dubs Jews gonna Jew in Syria
8bc964 No.10387425
>>10387064
< Times haven't changed, goys
< It's always been like this
000000 No.10387444
<Blind recruitment trial to boost gender equality making things worse, study reveals
https://archive.is/z1xjq
<Choices – not discrimination – determine women scientists' success, researchers say
http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/2011/02/choices-not-discrimination-deter-women-scientists
<Don’t Blame Discrimination for Gender Wage Gap
https://archive.is/k0COk
<Lies, Damned Lies And Statistics Gender Pay Gap Edition
https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2015/10/25/lies-damned-lies-and-statistics-gender-pay-gap-edition/#7b9549467249
<Majors by Gender Is It Bias or the Major That Determines Future Pay?
http://www.payscale.com/career-news/2009/12/do-men-or-women-choose-majors-to-maximize-income
<Sorry ladies, I'm not worried about wage gaps
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/vickiwoods/7957186/Sorry-ladies-Im-not-worried-about-wage-gaps.html
<The Gender Pay Gap is a Complete Myth
https://archive.is/tk6cP
<The Wage Gap Myth
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2010/09/the_wage_gap_myth.html
<There Is No Male-Female Wage Gap
https://archive.is/rjhW2
<Women preferred 21 over men for STEM faculty positions
http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/2015/04/women-preferred-21-over-men-stem-faculty-positions
<Workplace Salaries At Last, Women on Top
https://archive.is/p72Aj
28e42d No.10387469
>>10387064
>implying things haven't gotten noticeably to shit since then
8bc964 No.10387474
>>10387469
Did they ever find that missing plane?
2f8f70 No.10387511
>>10386190
The nigger memes really don't help your anecdote
e1ddd3 No.10387546
>>10383021
tbh I'd rather see a total eclipse of the heart
c9c569 No.10387555
>>10387425
>>10387469
>It's the biggest event! sell all your shit and buy golden guns you can melt down after the apocalypse. Also, food and all the prepper shit!
Then you change it to
>Things have gotten noticeably worse
Ok.
2f8f70 No.10387569
>>10387555
I think whites especially Anglos have a predisposition to the apocalypse meme. There have been accounts of people waiting on high for the judgment since the 18th century
9c8b98 No.10387737
>>10387555 (checked)
Who knew apocalyptic events were such slow processes.
8bc964 No.10387757
>>10387737
>slow process
>the ex-head of the CIA openly calling for deposing the government of the US
>totally not apocalypse, guyzz
142345 No.10387840
>>10386819
You missed the joke anon, he can't post until the 23rd.
9c8b98 No.10387928
>>10387757
>Some butthurt faggot says something
>apocalyptic event
The apocalypse sure ain't what it used to be.
733d41 No.10387999
>>10385637
>ben ghazzi
This thread
9ba7a8 No.10388838
>>10383021
Reminder that the 21st is a Monday; "moons' day".
9ba7a8 No.10388969
>>10388838
>Thor spake:
>13. "Answer me, Alvis! | thou knowest all,
>Dwarf, of the doom of men.:
>What call they the moon, | that men behold,
>In each and every world?"
>Alvis spake:
>14. "'Moon' with men, 'Flame' | the gods among,
>"The Whirling Wheel" in the house of hel;
>'The Goer' the giants, | 'The Gleamer' the dwarfs,
>The elves 'The Teller of Time."
9ba7a8 No.10388990
0ac43d No.10389189
https://archive.is/1IICs
First paragraph:
>In the general election last year, Hillary Clinton won just over 20% of the vote in Wyoming. But in Teton County—perhaps the most liberal county in America that doesn’t have ocean views or a major university—she beat Donald Trump by more than 25 percentage points.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE ECLIPSE, YOU COCKSUCKING TRAITORS?
78a0e8 No.10389442
>>10388969
Fucking incredible, fedoras always find a way to turn a direct NT prophecy into a obscure pagan reference.
Daily reminder that fedoras are ethnomasochists that dont breed.
9ba7a8 No.10389563
>>10389442
>NT prophecy
That was about Rome, you fucking sperg.
8bc964 No.10389705
>>10387928
<the head of the cia has no power
You literally have your head so far up your rear you're able to use your head as a helmet.
78a0e8 No.10390809
>>10389563
First, projecting, second, that guy in the video see more action in a wekend that you on hentaihaven in a month, third, is Roma dead? what is Rome? What is Babylon? What is the synagogue of satan?
78a0e8 No.10391079
>>10391032
>if a pagan
Pajeets are pagans, what you call pagans are just another flavor of fedoras, dude, i nailed pagan girls and not even them take that shit seriously.
f9f67e No.10391144
>>10389442
Atheists ≠ pagans
b44c5b No.10391241
>>10391032
>lol i posted the screenshot of my own post again
78a0e8 No.10391326
>>10391144
Agree, but a few clowns that larp in the internet arent pagans.
cda1b7 No.10391358
>>10383027
>no webm
>"fash"
homosexuals are not welcomed here
e291b7 No.10391711
>>10391693
so sry guys wrong thread
8ab670 No.10391874
>>10387157
Thanks for answering anon, in all honesty it answers many more layers (metaphorically) than that which I would which to elaborate on but this place still seems to have guys who know what is up. Appreciate the new info (for me at least) and wish you the best. Stay safe and Godspeed man. Thanks for the fascinating lead. You've pushed me into another world of knowledge. Regardless of it all, it's always lovely to look up and admire the clouds and the birds.
What is your opinion on Dane Wigington?
1d954e No.10392367
>>10385322
>that is just a coincidence
96b70c No.10395492
This is happening right now in Vancouver, BC. Potential indication of a happening? Never seen crows act like this, they were flying back and forth, normally they just bee-line it back to their homes once dusk begins to fall. Also, they were way more verbal than I've ever seen them be. Our neighbour who's been living here since the late 80's said he'd not seen something like this before.
9b6abc No.10395638
>>10385185
I wish I that were a possibility.
26a982 No.10395804
>>10383818
>a thread actually about the eclipse
<why don't you fill up this thread with a retard OP that claims the eclipse will LITERALLY be exactly like his hentai porn animezzzzzzzzzz
>>>/oven/
>>10384209
Y2K at least had the excuse of possibly being something. Not for some occult shit reason, but for the possibility of computer-based shit breaking down globally because supposedly a bunch of retard developers may have failed to think "maybe dates shouldn't be handled in comptuers as a static 19 followed by variable integer up to 99". Inaccurate explanation of it but gets the basic idea across.
>>10384277
>>10384358
Your dream's retarded.
>yellowstone erupts because sunlight is blocked for a couple minutes
>even though it's out of sunlight during the entirety of night time
>>10384559
Why is TOR even enabled for this board? Serious question. Not once has there been a good or remotely worthwhile post, just ban evading faggots and shills that use it because they can use TOR getting banned as a false fracture point to make retarded people believe a shill narrative against the moderation.
eba6c5 No.10396231
>>10391874
>Dane Wigington
I have no idea who that is. His website is weird.
8c1186 No.10397234
America died in 1913 with the passage of the 17th amendment
12d33c No.10397275
>>10383021
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12d33c No.10397283
>>10397275
I'm back. So why do people want the world to end so badly? So they can escape the responsibility of trying to fix the worlds problems? Grow up
1d8b2d No.10397331
>>2012: /pol/ fails to meme Romney into white house
>>2015: /pol/ fails to meme untold disaster and woe upon mankind
>>2016: /pol/ succeeds to meme Trump into white house
>>2017: /pol/ _ to meme untold disaster and woe upon mankind
wew lads
46640b No.10397332
28e42d No.10397361
>>10397331
>Romney
Are you high? Fucking newfag.
>/pol/ fails to meme untold disaster and woe upon mankind
We started the fire by destroying the SJW narrative.
>/pol/ _ to meme untold disaster and woe upon mankind
Earth, moon and stars are on our side anon. It is the great year of our happenings.
1d8b2d No.10397379
>>10397361
no points for sleepy posting, but i'm glad the point got across. just bring it on already is all.
e16736 No.10397427
It's happening, anons. It's really seriously fucking happening. Kek is setting them up for whatever he has planned for the eclipse. Fox News went full-Turner Diaries MSM today. We've all seen some shit, but this was another level.
>Hate speech is not free speech, goyim.
>"I'm a nigger who fought for Israel in the army, and I'm going this as an excuse to defend Communists who disrupt peaceful right-wing assemblies."
>We all have to condemn this problematic wrongthink! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I don't know how Kek will blow this shit up in their faces, but I feel that it will be glorious/hilarious.
fc1a62 No.10404565
>>10386433
Christcucks making it all about themselves. Big FUCKIN surprise.
6470f4 No.10405661
>>10391874
>admiring the clouds and the birds
is that you nature anon?
6317a5 No.10406310
>>10397234
It died again on July 4 2016 when Comey refused to indict Hillary. 240 years to the day.