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Modern Day, Modern Time.

File: b5ec7cc460884ca⋯.jpg (43.61 KB, 634x423, 634:423, 306A74FC00000578-3411824-i….jpg)

171e6e No.10387442

World's oldest man, Holocaust survivor, dies by leaving gas on in kitchen in Israel aged 113

ERUSALEM (Reuters) - Holocaust survivor Israel Kristal, who last year was recognized by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest living man, died in Israel on Friday, aged 113, local news media reports said.

Guinness said Kristal was born in Poland on Sept. 15, 1903, and survived the Auschwitz death camp, where his first wife, two children and other family members were killed by the Nazis. He married again after the war and moved to Israel in 1950.

Kristal was awarded a Guinness certificate as the world's oldest man on March 11, 2016, when he was 112 years and 178 days old. He died on Friday in the northern port city of Haifa aged 113 years and 330 days after his kitchen exploded, Israeli reports said.

Jeanne Calment, a French woman, had the longest confirmed human lifespan, according to Guinness. She died in 1997 at the age of 122.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/11/fired-google-engineer-damore-says-company-is-like-a-cult.html

af4eba No.10387456

wrong link mate


815d86 No.10387459

Why was he even living alone?

People that age are demented.


986b7a No.10387466

>Jews are self-gassing themselves

WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME


5705f8 No.10387471

File: 44ba3812aefad57⋯.jpg (37.32 KB, 460x578, 230:289, y58ZCwf.jpg)

>Survived the holocaust

>Still got gassed

Pottery


1c88a9 No.10387475

>Holohoax "survivor" dies of gassing

The memes.


192c2a No.10387498

File: 23efa13690a07ed⋯.png (537.16 KB, 2015x2472, 2015:2472, MoonMan checkkking em.png)


5771b1 No.10387538

Technically isn't the currently oldest living kike always the oldest survivor of that imaginary event?


7f4896 No.10387540

File: c32c27079d84c9f⋯.gif (1.04 MB, 290x189, 290:189, my sides.gif)


6b4252 No.10387550

Fake news. The kike died, but OP pulled "after his kitchen exploded" out of his ass


8d86a0 No.10387577

praise kek.


1acbb7 No.10387579

>gassing himself

Hey rabbi whatcha doin'?


4fda88 No.10387595

>>10387442

The only good Jew.


dc1f43 No.10387601

With memes of this caliber leaking into reality already, what the fuck is even going to happen during the eclipse?


670f0c No.10387602

wrong link. Nice source

>people commenting without even reading the article

nice job /pol/


3a2593 No.10388075

>>10387595

IS A DEAD ONE


a9765f No.10388163

File: b2050e4c4dfb67d⋯.png (232.83 KB, 900x516, 75:43, kekgas.png)


3ea927 No.10388282

it's always a good day when a Jew dies.

Now the Guinness Brewery company award will go to someone who deserves it.


9d5ab7 No.10388297

>>10387442

>three hours

>still no actual link


d75085 No.10388424

>>10387442

OP is a fag

[https://archive.is/xGl5a] http://www.reuters.com/article/us-israel-oldest-man-idUSKBN1AR2EC

No mention of kitchen gas in the article. I still had a laugh, so I'll give you 3 holocaust/10


08ad59 No.10388561

>>10387442

>>10387471

>survived the holohoax

>get gassed anyway

/pol/etry


330da1 No.10389507

>>10387442

THERE'S NO DODGING THE OVEN FOREVER!


e245ca No.10389531

Lol, Justice is served.


df82f6 No.10389645

>>10387459

Jews at any age are demented*


df82f6 No.10389653

>>10389645

didn't mean to sage whoops


bc30f8 No.10389815

>>10387442

>Oy Vey, he survived 8 gassings and 10 camps. That horrible gas turned his lungs Prussian blue, but Israel always made time to go on humanitarian trips to help underprivileged boys in Thailand. He loved his philanthropy and his LGBTQP+ Masonic charity. It's like annuda shoah; please give to this goyfundme campaign to grow Israeli settlements love.


126f48 No.10389820

>>10387466

Now THATS progressive!


238642 No.10391449

>>10387442

>dies by leaving gas on in kitchen

>died after his kitchen exploded

Now that is funny


7446b8 No.10391506

>>10387466

THE FIRST JEW EVER KILLED BY GAS IN HISTORY


abde4e No.10391515

That's actually kind of sad, in a pathetic kind of way. Somewhat ironic too…


a59b06 No.10391738

File: fe9323c98d29957⋯.mp4 (2.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Be like the cool kids.mp4)

I wish I could gas Jews. Video related.


b59598 No.10391761

File: 5e9ab40d00efca8⋯.jpg (68.34 KB, 577x599, 577:599, 5e9ab40d00efca86b3700bb400….jpg)

>>10387442

MY DAY IS NOW MADE

Actually can't stop laughing, thanks OP


231f28 No.10391794

File: aacb9ee9dbdd794⋯.gif (1.19 MB, 255x192, 85:64, lol beam up.gif)


a773bf No.10391806

>>10387442

This story sounds as fake and fabricated as the entire holohoax.

(((Israel Kristal))) gasses himself, the levels of irony are too much for me to make it believable. Perhaps it's double-irony.


405730 No.10391848

File: 44a3c29ef4f1165⋯.jpeg (54.24 KB, 540x701, 540:701, image.jpeg)


a6ff60 No.10392271

>>10387442

i heard he was actually 83 and spent the war in Algeria, but whatevs


5c9255 No.10393059

>OLDEST MAN

>Kike

Kikes are not human.


d0a974 No.10394951

>113

a lot of baby circumcision and dick sucking along with new blood transfusion got him far.


101b30 No.10394956

Final Destination


46d478 No.10394996

>a jew gassed and oven'd himself

Impressive


ff08e4 No.10395005

File: ad05b4816d4cb4b⋯.jpg (46.05 KB, 564x454, 282:227, GassingJews.jpg)

Good riddance!


166ded No.10395027

File: 108373c9029c0b3⋯.png (103.38 KB, 500x360, 25:18, 14c6d59be4f7498dce74e1db13….png)

>>10387442

What a strange, hilarious day it's been.


3cc288 No.10396182

>>10387442

FAKE AND GAY

ANYBODY WHO RESPONDS WITHOUT SAGING SHOULD BE PERMAB& FOR BEING A FULL RETARD

made me kek tho…




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