> Be American Vanguard, start fights on Twitter about being internet tuff guys, lie about other sites, people and groups to gain traction.
> Massive faggot tranny-fucker leads your group, swear you're legit.
> Rename yourselves to Vanguard America cause you ruined your first name with bullshit.
> Enlist no-name pencil dick with low energy to be your new leader.
> Somehow still have shitty vetting process as a far right wing group.
> A Kike randomly appears!
> Nobody expects a thing for 6 months, attend multiple rallies.
> Leftists attack a car, a dude panics, plowing into them, killing one and injuring others.
> Somehow, it's one of the kikes y'all let into your midst.
> Find out his mother's maiden name is (((Bloom))) through press.
> Rename yourselves Vanguard's Chosen Ones in shame.
> God's laughing at you, the internet is laughing at you, your comrades hate you now.
> This gets blamed on White people, as always.
> ?????
> Losses