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Gas the kikes, race war now.

File: a6d6d5ea643fb97⋯.jpg (561.04 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, genigtics.jpg)

0d1808 No.10928655



Police can request your DNA from 23andMe, Ancestry

>Millions of people have handed their DNA over to genetic testing companies like Ancestry or 23andMe to learn more about their family trees.

But when you ship off your saliva, law enforcement could have access to your DNA.

>Police could use genetic information it gets from those companies to identify you in a criminal investigation, even if you’ve never used one of those services.

>Both 23andMe and Ancestry confirm your genetic information could be disclosed to law enforcement if they have a warrant.

>But it doesn't even have to be your DNA; if a family member who shipped off their saliva to one of these companies, law enforcement can request their genetic information for “familial matching.”

>“They can see what the likelihood is of these certain alleles, of these genetic markers, matching up to make it – likelihood of whether you were involved in, let’s say, that criminal activity or not,” said Jacksonville Dr. Saman Soleymani, who has studied genetics extensively and been an expert witness in local criminal cases.

>Soleymani said he didn't take any chances when he sent his DNA to 23andMe. “I literally sent my kit saying my name is Billy Bob,” he added.

But we already knew this

10674d No.10928680


>use fake name

>use prepaid gift card to pay

>view results through vpn

Whats so hard about this?

A thread died for this. You brought zero to the discussion for the sake of making a post.

5bd3b1 No.10928689

0d1808 No.10928696


Your DNA is still in the system and can be used


5bd3b1 No.10928697


>Both 23andMe and Ancestry confirm your genetic information could be disclosed to law enforcement if they have a warrant.

>But it doesn't even have to be your DNA; if a family member who shipped off their saliva to one of these companies, law enforcement can request their genetic information for “familial matching.”

All the good your precautions will get you there.

1913ce No.10928703

>family members have already used this with their real name

well i'm fucked

3b7c31 No.10928875


>kikes put your dna in system

>kikes plant dna in various crimes

>you get popped for any reason jail takes swab

>watch out for your cornhole bud

Moshe, please.

3df7fe No.10928886

Do they need your specific dna or can a family members dna be enough?

3b7c31 No.10928887

We could theoretically use CRISPR to change our dna yes? How long before they start selling fake DNA-dentities to the highest bidder?

3b7c31 No.10928893


>can I sacrifice one of my family to the kikes?


3df7fe No.10928909


That's not my reasoning.

1913ce No.10928915


if they really wanted you they could just fake the DNA results

3df7fe No.10928960


True enough. I'm just weary because I have immediate family that took the tests. Anyway disregard my stupid question.

891fca No.10928988


Same. At least i know I'm white now though, right fellow goys? How would I ever know I'm white without 20kikeandjews help

000000 No.10928993

What kind of utter subhuman would give their own DNA sample to (((google)))?

9a57ad No.10929065

>TFW I use samples from complete strangers and pose them as my own.

It's not illegal so why the fuck not?

62d78c No.10929111

HAHAAAAAAAA all you idiots that didn't listen. The CEO is a kike and people still used their services.

5fa43e No.10929167

File: 9dca22d85fa5704⋯.jpg (415.93 KB, 1120x600, 28:15, 23andkike.jpg)


Thanks for your DNA goyim.

122f87 No.10929168

944f6e No.10929171


The vilest creature on Earth: Der Normie.

9df981 No.10929176


that's why you send in someone else's. Fuck you niggers even opsec?

captcha: JUS KHN

000000 No.10929264

Wasn't there some connection between this and google or facebook? Of course you are the product. And you also pay for it. Like paying to have a facebook account and see ads.

This was the main purpose of the test in the first place, to sell your data to law enforcement just like google/facebook sells your data for marketing

939c04 No.10929272


If they have a warrant. If you committed some crime and they have a warrant on you then you're already fucked. I think the concern is moreso the Jews using all of this genetic data from white people to create bioweapons.

000000 No.10929274


The owner of 23andme is the wife of a google jew

4921da No.10929320


These fuckers are looking for the "long life elixir" - there were at least a couple of big thefts involving batches of DNA samples extracted from long living races like people from very specific outskirts of Okinawa and Sardinia.


4bf086 No.10929326


well, then you can give your shekels to read the ancestry and genetic diseases of complete strangers

what will you do with them?

347576 No.10929364


I did it before I became a /pol/ack. Though I am from Finland so I don't feel like I'd be as fucked as Americans, Canadians, Brits, Germans or maybe French. We as a nation haven't gone that far yet.

4bf086 No.10929379


worse, if (((they))) happen to have a crime commited without any implicating evidence because the team cleaned up succesfully, they can decide to search for an alibi-less candidate to take the blame, and leave droplets of biomarkers obtained by dna-polymerase of the sample you've sent to 20kikesandjew

if your jewgle mobile phone says you were close to the place where the other /pol/ack was treated, you will be the one going to jail

000000 No.10929511


Then what the actual fuck is the point, you fucking idiot? Holy shit I laughed a lot harder than I probably should have.

8a6bed No.10929560

File: 4eaa6e28c425935⋯.jpg (108.56 KB, 831x1080, 277:360, 1467794004473.jpg)

7ab80b No.10929627

File: 7aefee0ada0eb5e⋯.gif (442.92 KB, 506x516, 253:258, 1509235886024.gif)


Told you so…

cf919c No.10929661


And her sister is the CEO of YouTube.

277ec9 No.10929668

File: 84e5845d0abb074⋯.jpg (68.51 KB, 729x719, 729:719, 1494179361113-pol.jpg)


>my DNA is public domain, you can't prove it's me, I'm innocent, but I'm gonna sue you for appropriating it

Problem solved.

9a57ad No.10929714


>Store 'your' DNA

If they track even your DNA you might as well obfuscate that too. Think of it as IRL user agent spoofing.

>Some random kike looks up your name and DNA registry

>Attempts to find who you are related to and your background

>Reads a DNA of a 50 year old janitor with history of cancer within the family line

>Kike assumes that you are this guy

>Kike given false lead



1c1b8b No.10929726

File: 9192562d2de8d1e⋯.png (148.94 KB, 1049x652, 1049:652, screenshot-en.wikipedia.or….png)

File: e63715e3a239682⋯.png (123.86 KB, 366x437, 366:437, screenshot-www.google.com-….png)

File: 23635ef53e15a1e⋯.png (171.12 KB, 367x553, 367:553, screenshot-www.google.com-….png)

File: 44d4e5f2f7b2c23⋯.png (38.41 KB, 900x446, 450:223, screenshot-www.sfgate.com-….png)


>sister is the CEO of YouTube

The mother is on the board of Creative Commons, one sister controls jewtube, another our dna, and even the non important one has her degree in coalburning.


4bf086 No.10929747


be careful, the ID you used to give them the dna of Joe Random will become linked with the credit history and list of crimes of Joe Random

and your cover will be blown off as soon as Joe decides to het his own dna test, the jews will suddenly be informed he has a twin

9a1eb7 No.10929767


criminally unchecked trips

>considered it until /pol/ pointed this out years ago

>decided against it

>tfw read this today and did not fund a kike while giving them my dna


e39a0d No.10929776

This is why I used a fake name and a disposable debit card.

It's not that hard.

dccd31 No.10929777

File: 0997f0596b037db⋯.png (289.19 KB, 374x373, 374:373, 1459998330949.png)


>be careful, the ID you used to give them the dna of Joe Random will become linked with the credit history and list of crimes of Joe Random

Wait, what happens to the donor's DNA in a blood transfusion?

b49669 No.10929807

File: a10012f332505af⋯.jpg (670.61 KB, 1385x1198, 1385:1198, a41c4a4c64174edd00a21b51ad….jpg)

Ohhh my gooood, we fucking knew it

4bf086 No.10929930


>the donor's DNA in a blood transfusion

that is a very good question, I have no idea what would happen if a dna test was made from the blood of someone who just recieved a blood transfusion

the amount of accessible blood in a human body is 6 to 8 liters I believe, a transfusion or serie of transfusions may replace a variable amount of it by the blood of someone else, maybe 1/2 liter to 2 or more

a genetic test may identify the person, or the blood donnor, or a chimeric composite of the genes of both (more likely I guess)

depending on the test, I don't know if this would identify anyone or a transient data fluke assimilated as a person

it may corrupt hopelessly an attempt at judicial identification

it may depend if dna tests made on blood or on skin cells swabbed from the mouth

could it be possible to invent some tablet or candy that would coat the mouth in something bearing the dna of someone else, or some substance that could alter the results of a test on the person … ?

eb44e9 No.10930053


Perhaps he was wondering why you would awaken man before banishing him from paradise.

249b04 No.10930106

Also, Apple and Google and anyone else using your fingerprints and or face to 'unlock' YOUR device are feeding that shit to the government.

e15d7c No.10930157



It's unlikely that the cops/feds would take blood for dna. Too much work.

They will just do a mouth swab.

They might mix your sister up with tyrone though.

6a1b48 No.10930390

>Paying to add your DNA to a database

What could go wrong, right?

These cheap services aren’t even remotely accurate, there have been numerous tests conducted where identical twins, triplets, quadruplets etc. have submitted their samples and received wildly varying results.

000000 No.10930434

/pol/ mods are globalist shill bastards and they ban everyone who follows the rules and let people who break the rules post freely. the mods never changed since the last ban spree happening. only their names changed. the mods ban anyone who gets too close to the truth. eventually you will be banned too and you will realize who is in charge here. question those who you are not allowed to question and you will know the truth.

f95753 No.10930769


Good idea

1dce9a No.10931180


checked and, imo, /thread

b52339 No.10931240

I have no idea why so many white nationalists were so interested in buying this shit to begin with.

really need to pay 100 bucks just to prove to random fucks online how white they are and give their DNA to kikes? It's obvious who is and who isn't white.

c97518 No.10931807




If your in the USA they took your blood and DNA at birth past like 1980, so they already got it.

b49e3b No.10931818


Shouldn't have raped so many people, Tyrone.

But seriously, DNA evidence is not even close to infallible, like the media likes to make it seem. This is a dragnet that's going to put a lot of innocent people in prison.

dfa6c7 No.10931833


And if alphabet agencies really want you then they just plant CP on you, then come busting down your door. Like they did with MJ, like what happened during the fappening, etc. . They are no strangers to planting their evidence.

34440a No.10931873

File: 635dc67009de0fc⋯.png (87.26 KB, 300x169, 300:169, 1498128772384.png)


if using a fake name isn't secure enough for you, just send in someone else's spit also, ez

869a7f No.10931885

File: d476c3673ca3b06⋯.png (342.99 KB, 411x465, 137:155, shekels.PNG)

Maybe we should patent our own dna so when they use our dna then we can sue them to the effin' bankrupt!

869a7f No.10931887


Of course why not? Offer the water cups to the jews for free and use their dna to send it to the jewy dna testing companies.

a0701b No.10931942


This. But I bet there will be mandatory DNA database in max 20 years, just like now we have assigned number like cattle goyim, spooks have our foto and speach patterns, in some states a fingerprints are mandatory or you cannot have passport without it. Cant wait for this system to crash and burn.

e39825 No.10931989


all this so they can tell you you're really 5% nigger so you'll realize that "we're all mutts" and Diversity is the future?

38a7f3 No.10932241


the private sector can always easily accomplish the needs of the government.

b3e1f9 No.10932261


If the kikes want to kike you then you will get kiked whether or not you gave your DNA to 23andkike. They own the financial system, judicial system, etc.

000000 No.10932396


The people who do these tests are the same people who vomit up their daily lives onto faceberg…it's all just an exercise in vanity at the cost of privacy.


Why give them money at all?

e25fc5 No.10932959


Truth. The mods are human fucking garbage.

96a337 No.10932976

File: a68277f6d8ee310⋯.jpg (98.37 KB, 957x1300, 957:1300, suicide-concept-man-thinki….jpg)


>dad got a kit for us

>didnt know anything about the company, thought why not

>only find out after the fact that its owned and operated by Jews

My only solace is knowing with absolute certainty that I don't have a drop of kike or shitskin blood.

817fde No.10932995

I have been wondering if there are any non kiked testing places that one can use. No point testing if they all tell you that you are a nigger kike chink spic.

c66d0b No.10933002


>implying they even fucking need DNA since they control the courts and law enforcement

38dcb4 No.10933616


Send in your siblings DNA retard. As long as your mother wasn't a whore then the ancestry results will be the same.

3aa8a0 No.10934133

No shit Sherlock, DNA sequencing edition.

How is pocket sequencers development going?

That is what will be useful, being able to test people yourself. Potential spouses, business partners, etc.

As far as I can see the MinION is still the best thing available, for one thousand dollars.

54ff53 No.10934150

File: ebc8884a671a7ea⋯.jpg (21.65 KB, 576x347, 576:347, frog doesn't feel good.jpg)


>dad tells me he's doing Ancestry.com test


>asks me why I cringed

>carefully tiptoe around the JQ and then say I'm not sure I fully trust the people behind it

>Dad acts disgusted, like sending my DNA to Heaven knows where to be fucked with in an unknown way is something to be embraced rather than distrusted

[Before I get derided for the "tiptoe" comment, Dad's too old to start again, mentally, with the whole "Remember that war that ended the year you were born? Yeah, there were a shit-ton of lies told to your generation and every one thereafter" routine. He hasn't got long, and I don't want to make him depressed if I can convince him or furious with me if I can't.]

So he's going through with it. Can't wait for the results to come back that he's 90% jew/black.

5c59ba No.10935563

Why are there so many people that think they need their DNA tested? To whom is this targeted? I can see even less appeal for this outside the USA, but apparently even some Europeans have bought this shit. Are the users all fatherless or something? Why would you need this?

34b677 No.10935671


>These fuckers are looking for the "long life elixir" - there were at least a couple of big thefts involving batches of DNA samples extracted from long living races like people from very specific outskirts of Okinawa and Sardinia.

As a Sardinian myself, i can confirm everything, our local news even talked about "DNA thieves".

5a6cf1 No.10935813

So? Send a fake sample with your details.

You get matched for something.

Police arrest you. DNA test you.

You get released and sue the fuck out of them, since you made an simple error when sending the wrong dog saliva sample for testing by the DNA family ancestry.

5a6cf1 No.10935827

File: 72dc852b9c7fac6⋯.gif (906.25 KB, 500x349, 500:349, a.gif)


Or even do the process more than once with different samples.

mfw they claim you have werewolf ancestors because you sent a dog sample

7a239d No.10935860


>Degree in coalburning

My sides

6f0d1d No.10941192


>Why are there so many people that think they need their DNA tested? To whom is this targeted? I can see even less appeal for this outside the USA, but apparently even some Europeans have bought this shit. Are the users all fatherless or something? Why would you need this?

For genealogical reasons, of course. Many people would like to know more about their ancestry.

9a7e9e No.10951232

File: 51d77324e96758a⋯.png (165.92 KB, 800x778, 400:389, momiamsorryforallthetimest….png)

I sent my Mom this article because we all had our DNA done by 23andMe. (we found that we have >%1 Sub-Saharan African DNA)

Her response:

>Anon, are you scared the police might be watching you because your part nigger?

de79b2 No.10951245


With those spelling skills of yours you're certainly part nigger.

da213d No.10951262


> we have >%1 Sub-Saharan African DNA)

You can't sit with us in the ethnostate.

b71da9 No.10951323

File: 9511f773fee40f4⋯.jpg (80.31 KB, 704x540, 176:135, hold still nigger yuno.jpg)

File: 328e14a9c44021e⋯.png (176.06 KB, 393x393, 1:1, deko.png)



9a7e9e No.10951338

File: d633785d1ad97fb⋯.jpeg (167.98 KB, 886x862, 443:431, OV34F.jpeg)



That's alright, I will run Africa on behalf of the Aryan Race. I will take the last remaining Kike with me to do my spelling, official documents and such.

>I am also like 1% Ashkenazi

f84b55 No.10974137


youre not really getting it… the legitimate point of the service to to inform you about your supposed family and ancestry. the point OP was trying to make was that LE can use that data to indict you for a crime in which you may be suspect. even if you sent in your sisters dna it could still be used to indict you because the dna is so similar to yours.

keep in mind the process in this scenario works like this

>a crime is commited

>you are a suspect for one reason or another

>the police have dna evidence belonging to the perpetrator

>the police would need to get a warrant to collect dna from you but they dont have enough evidence to convince a judge (judges are supposed to protect your rights in this case)

>instead, the police request you or a family members dna results for comparison to the dna they already have

>if that dna is close enough of a match then they can get their warrant or even indict you for the crime with that evidence alone

>now you have to spend money to defend yourself against accusations of that crime, or use a public defender who is not on your side and will tell you to take deals/plead guity/etc.

07c1d4 No.10974159


>oy vey, here is the perp's death certificate

>not remembering OJ Simpson

It's a little harder to frame people these days.

9192eb No.10974396

File: e587acb289cd26a⋯.jpg (100.87 KB, 576x768, 3:4, OzVsaassCqaO9GTdgDoBX5RuYB….jpg)

Your DNA is an abomination

"Now I am become the Jew, the destroyer of worlds."

When I think of all the Jews I have encountered - whether they've been professors, peers, lovers, friends, police officers, et cetera - there are perhaps only a dozen I would consider "decent."

My colleague, Theodor Reinhard, in his brilliant column "Debunking the Eternal Jew", already exposed the Jewish identity in Germany as a construct to dismantle German society. This columns functions, however, within a different definition of blackness: to be a Jew in Germany is to be a descendant of those Semites who chose to abandon racial harmony in search of something worse - destroying civilization.

Jewish ideals - Rabbinic study, usury, Zionism, Bolshevism, etc. - are used to subjugate the Aryan people. This manipulation of ideology undermines Aryan society. As a Jew, whether you follow the faith or not or regardless of your socio-economic standing, you erode German society. In Bavaria, a bizarre kingdom I have now inhabited for four years, I continuously meet individuals that deny the existence of Zionist manipulation or fail to do something productive against it.

A lot of you tell me, upon my insistence that Jews should have no role in the German government, that you "didn't choose to be a Jew."

You were not born a Jew, you became a Jew. You actively remain a Jew. You are estranged from your country and, in that absence, have been instilled with an allegiance to a shadow nation. One that has continually attempted to benefit itself at others' expense through crusades that have been defended by law.

In your Jewishness, you are granted the luxury of not having to work to achieve success. Your brow does not sweat after a day's worth of labor and find yourself staring at the vaults overflowing with stolen German gold we call the banks. You don't enter a contract wondering if you will never profit. You don't give a damn.

This oppressive world you have built, through the exploitation of millions of honest workers and the waging of barbaric 'class warfare', is coming apart at the seams. Though the current political climate, in which a Jew-sympathizing socialist is in the Chancellery and those of his ilk will try to prove otherwise, I see the Jewish people as an aberration. Through a constant, ideological struggle in which we aim to deconstruct Zionism and everything attached to it, we will win.

Zionism will be over because we want it to be. And when it dies, there will be millions of unmasked charlatans aimlessly wandering across a vastly changed landscape.

Ontologically speaking, the Jew's death will mean liberation for all. To you Bolshevist agitators, callous bankers and Zionist rebels: accept this death as the first step in the rebirth of stronger Germany.

Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist. You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other civilizations, upon hosting you, perish.

bd75d1 No.10974408

File: b95ed6fa4112b8a⋯.mp4 (723.28 KB, 64x48, 4:3, not_real_socalism.mp4)

Jew din du nuffin

5f4cee No.10974555

File: 49b2284ede5ba74⋯.jpg (20.8 KB, 484x382, 242:191, 1494121153719.jpg)

96174f No.10974563


1. Why’d you change the wording?

2. Where’s this from so I can get either a bigger image or a direct link?

43c5a1 No.10974796



a9ee18 No.10975282


as per supreme court (the one with tomatoes and sour cream), you so not own youre own unique genetic code, monsanto patented most naturally occuring gene patterns avariant, and they 'own' up to 40% of any given persons dna, even though they did not create you nor own you. the case was sometime in the w. bush days, cant rember case name but i rememeber reading about it

9920b0 No.10975311


Good job, we don't capitalize jew anymore though.

9920b0 No.10975316


Wait until anti-White monkeys start controlling the forensic laboratories. Anybody who has ever been fingerprinted or swabbed is in danger of framing.

cca1b8 No.10975326


>trust the company owned by youtube's owner's sister with your DNA

fuck off

3a50d9 No.10975327

File: 04a55c486dadb8d⋯.jpg (51.43 KB, 412x508, 103:127, ovenface.jpg)

e29231 No.10975367


When he isn't looking wash the container out and put some dog saliva instead in it. It'd be interesting to see those results.

23c08d No.10975386




Not realizing ZOG already has all American DNA.

http ://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/02/04/baby.dna.government/index.html

b7b7e7 No.10982255


Pat yourself on the back as much as you want, by 2030 if you want a script for antibiotics you'll need to give a DNA sample. Genome tests will be 20c a pop and the doctor will be in deep shit if they didn't test you and you died of an allergic reaction that would have been picked up with the test. Gattaca is almost here.

209a5a No.10988707


While I think an actual genealogical study is more worthwhile, the police already have he ability to obtain your DNA through a warrant. They get it directly off of you.

Not saying this won’t be used for corrupt ir fucked up shit, just saying it probably won’t be from police warrants. It’s the stuff they wouldn’t tell us that is what we should worry about.

c24081 No.10988840


>absolute certainty


What the fuck are you on about? 23andMe regularly confuse some people's results with other people's results (usually if the results are somewhat similar), or they just outright "fix" results to show certain things; mostly it's due to sheer negligence, sometimes due to malice.

They are untrustworthy, and whether or not they tell you you're "100% European" or "10% nigger/gook/kike" or whatever, it's all shoddy and sometimes just wrong. You don't have any "absolute certainty." Kikes belong in the oven and so do their companies.

c24081 No.10988862


Do you actually, sincerely believe that you are "<1% SSA" and "1% Ashkenasal"? Why do you even trust a bunch of kike retards to tell you what your ancestry is? So much bullshit. These companies are all kike hoaxes.

7e93aa No.10992455

I just ordered one of their kits the other day. I'm aware of the kike connections, but the cops already have my DNA and fingerprints on file from previous convictions, and I want to learn not just about my ancestry, but my genetic predisposition to various diseases as well. Especially if any are inheritable, because I plan on having a lot of kids.

f5e118 No.10992495


How much does 23andme pay you to write shilling comments such as this one for them?

7d191d No.10992512


Anonfag who's about to inherit all of my grandfather's shit, millions involved including a shit ton of other business he own's a share from, how can I swallow up some of youtube's share and cripple them like that french company raping ubisoft?

7e93aa No.10992542


If you know a non-kiked service that does the same or similar, as far as genetic analysis, then I'll return the kit immediately. I haven't used it yet.

000000 No.10993263

they can get dna projections from photos and fingerprints now and vice versa.

d041d6 No.10994907


The empty pocket still gets me kek

8e3581 No.10995285

File: d5d5bf157260e52⋯.png (363.92 KB, 1912x1136, 239:142, masterburger.png)

kinda old news

but these dna services come out with some interesting stats

whipped this.png up the other day

c668e3 No.10996143


I love how this smegma stain namefag, it makes it so easy to ignore and filter.

588779 No.11000463

File: 911274f604395d8⋯.png (44.03 KB, 1100x849, 1100:849, 23andme.png)






I did 23andme and it gave me 0.1% nigger and 0.6% kike. Don't know whether to commit suicide or be dubious that they assign such things to people who are overwhelmingly European to shill "tolerance".

23af9a No.11002061

588779 No.11002088

c7695f No.11002120


>implying they dont just add those numbers in, or credit certain genes to certain race without validity.

>giving your dna to 23andme

734291 No.11002149

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>The government has yet to establish laws that set clear precedent with regards to ownership of biological property. The existence of this legal “grey area” however does not mean that courts have not heard cases involving DNA/tissue ownership. In fact, of those cases presented in court, most rulings have been against the patient. The interpretation of the courts is that once the DNA/tissue leaves the body, it is no longer the property of the individual. The courts seem to be relying on the informed consent contracts that patients sign prior to any procedure, which establishes clear guidelines for the future ownership of said materials.


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3e0eee No.11012267


submit monkey saliva to throw them off. make sure it's a species with the same number of chromosomes.

1375d1 No.11012286

>friends all gave jews their dna

>try to get me to do it



17e605 No.11012335


Does this actually surprise anyone reading this thread?

ac1ea4 No.11012344


No. But my native american cousin did it. Supposedly he's mostly Nordick. His Chinese wife agrees.

bc947e No.11012350


> implying they don't send it to other corporations anyway

The police is not your biggest concern here. You should limit any chance of this period.

It only takes one individual to create espionage.

b49e3b No.11012487


That's a good way to get caught up when the fake dna overlaps with some nigger they're looking for.

20dfef No.11012497

File: d10f173ecf0d9d4⋯.png (715.26 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 1512710893693.png)

Apparently, (((23&Me))) deliberately misreports white profiles in order to trick "racists" into thinking that they are part African, even though they aren't.

This service is worse than useless. They don't do what you paid them to do plus they put your DNA profile into a database for law enforcement,

20dfef No.11012499


Forgot link: http://archive.is/ksRNw

>"I only know of two times somebody wanted to be tested for being another ethnicity because they didn't like that ethnicity. Both times, [they were] white people not wanting to believe they had black ancestors." The first of these made an offhand remark that, "'I'm hoping it will show people I'm not black.' And not as a joke. He was serious." The second customer was even less subtle: "He caught himself from saying the N-bomb. He said, 'I want to know if any of my family are ni- black.'"

>Morgan and his colleagues were caught between a rock and a really-want-to-mess-with-racists place. It would've been fun to throw a "10 percent West African" in there, but then they might have a pissed-off, dangerous person at their office, waving a gun. "Since we couldn't do anything to the results (and we wanted to), what we did was add '< 1 percent' to each African category of ethnicity. That way we weren't lying, and they would both be wondering how much under a percentage point was. We always try to round to the nearest number because we sometimes hear about percentage points, but for them, we leave it open to whether it's a one or a zero."

>It's a compromise that's elegant in its passive-aggressive simplicity. And it got a result. "The near-N-bomber wrote to us asking what that meant, and we wrote back that it meant it was under 1 percent. And we were not saying zero. Unless they got another test, that was going to bother them. Maybe they weren't 100 percent Caucasian. I mean, they were, according to the results, but this way it leaves it open, and they'll always be wondering."

cc02f5 No.11012527


Why the fuck would you need a dna test in the first place? You should know your family line down to at least your great grand parents.

0a1d56 No.11012539


23andme offers a pretty in-depth analysis of your genome, potential mutations you might have, or your children might have. Obviously not worth the trade-off based on the information in this thread, but that was the selling point aside from learning more about your family tree.

bb68a1 No.11012548


Its funny how they reveal subconsciously that they really regard blacks are a completely foreign separate race. They dont throw in jewish, mexican, etc etc, they throw in BLACK. The furthest thing from a human you can get.

861698 No.11012599


000000 No.11020082

told ya

28aed0 No.11020099




Your bot broke, JIDF.

484bbf No.11020148

>>11012499 (check'em)

>Morgan and his colleagues were caught between a rock and a really-want-to-mess-with-racists place. It would've been fun to throw a "10 percent West African" in there, but then they might have a pissed-off, dangerous person at their office, waving a gun.

God bless 2nd Amendment

000000 No.11020214


your genes still get sold to biowarfare labs to make gene targeting bioweapons

87c454 No.11020225

File: 51548f35bbfc04c⋯.gif (1.58 MB, 250x220, 25:22, 1386045725941.gif)


This is why I'd pay good money for a completely off-line self-service module. Something I can prick my finger with, and get a localized, offline, analysis.

de62aa No.11020390

File: 04480f10df1e5d9⋯.jpg (57.26 KB, 575x774, 575:774, dna companies admit to lyi….jpg)

41aa28 No.11022556

You assholes don't remember how kikes got into genetic engineering specifically for controlling the narrative of human genetics right? These pieces of shit are FIEF LORDS and can never rise above that status. They want to own all shekles and the people who slave to create them, but they don't know anything about creativity, art, real science, or dreams of space.

This is a fearmongering thread. How pussyweak are you guys that you are afraid of child support payments or this fabricated ancestral crime DNA analysis. This reeks of knock-kneed pussy kike/British faggotry.

41aa28 No.11022585

File: ea67026650f6105⋯.jpg (244.18 KB, 400x621, 400:621, aryan_man_open_art.jpg)


Here is a fine example of an Aryan. How many people that are right-wing and fashy that you know of look like this man? Can you really call yourself an Aryan man and not possess these types of features? Most Fashy types are surprisingly mixed with Semitic Blood.

d96eca No.11022600


Same here. I wonder if I could find a geneticist and offer him a couple hundred shekels to do it for me, independently.

10674d No.11023659


>moves goalposts

a5eb1c No.11027423


Not surprising at all.

A reminder, ANY real information you provide online can and will be used against you at some point in the future.

There should be no website that you give real information, unless,you are buying normal things which can not be linked to anything else and wouldn't show up in a personality profile as special.

If you can bypass that by using giftcards or anything bought with cash in the first place, all the better.

The sooner you delete your information, the more chances you have of it going completely. Any social media, email accounts with real info, any forums, youtube etc. It should all be fake information, and even better if you don't use logins at all unless where necessary.

Use proxies, VPNs and Tor at different times, don't do everything on one service either.

It makes it harder for them to accumulate data on one file.

This is to safeguard the rest of your life.

The dna thing is especially dangerous, because once they have it, they can do anything they like with it forever. As new genomes are decoded, they can run all of them through again. I would expect to see "DNA planting" become more common, where they claim they found your DNA at a crime scene.

Note also, that DNA matching isn't infallible, so if you're is similar enough, they can match a false positive.

Data privacy is pretty important nowadays, but as the years go on, even more so.

a5eb1c No.11027432


Because television and the internet told people it was necessary, or fun, or exciting, or would reveal amazing secrets about your past.


There are tons of television programmes dedicated to this too.

Every who thinks they needed it, was manipulated into thinking that.

Also, millenials and near millenials will think it is normal, after watching 800 episodes of CSI.

Media wants to cast doubt, to use emotions as always, in this case fear, to push people into wondering and wanting to prove who they are.

I know who I am, and I know who my great grand parents were, and beyond that.

I can see it when I look in the mirror.

07753f No.11027438

Yeah, I saw that on 48 hours a month ago. I thought that was pretty obvious. That's why I always advised anons against it. It doesn't help that they also manipulate the data to "fuck over racists" too.

a5eb1c No.11027491


Not a bad idea.

Would need to choose the sample target carefully.

Perhaps use someone from canada, old people are better, as they won't be around for much longer and won't be in the database otherwise.

Similar to in the the past assuming the false identify of a dead person.

a5eb1c No.11027501


>here we present the typical delusions of /leftypol/

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ada63b No.11027531

File: 47395a09b9a409b⋯.webm (1.34 MB, 640x360, 16:9, mikeisakike.webm)


enoch plz go

2b48d1 No.11027604


0% concern, they admit to modifying the results to "mess with racists" anything they produce is meaningless

5d1b7f No.11027866


I already knew this when these "services" became a thing. This will be used to build a genetic database for "security" and surveillance. But people won't let that ruin their crusade to "find their past" and fuck their future.

b3cdf5 No.11028458

Why has nobody talked about using AncestryDNA instead of 20JewAndYou?

Its run by Mormons. Not Ideal but better than kikes

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