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File: fad1ad3934e0459⋯.jpg (86.4 KB, 615x597, 205:199, england.jpg)

c94576  No.12138664

>Be 8 year-old boy in the UK

>Dream of being a policeman when you grow up

>Imagine car chases, foiling evil plots and throwing bad guys in jail

>Grow up

>Become ""policeman""

>Spend all your time at desk job, tweet-threatening to jail people for almost saying n!gg3r online

lel

12ece1  No.12138873

If you have a VPN, you can troll the fuck out of the UK cops in their live chat.


ea8571  No.12138888

I saw a dirty infidel slag and she was not covered up properly. Everything, in full view of the mosque. Punish her immediately.


d265b2  No.12138892

>>12138664

The UK is a joke and this thread is shit.


759293  No.12138905

File: f93b1f5f4e7d8e5⋯.png (121 KB, 705x772, 705:772, 20180911_171206.png)

File: ba7067838ea6a21⋯.png (112.45 KB, 719x782, 719:782, 20180911_171504.png)

twitter.com/syptweet/status/1038891067381350401

Good luck finding anyone supporting this idiocy.


b3607b  No.12138950

>>12138664

>get a couple lads in irc

>proxy jump like nuts

>post hate speech all over cuckstain internet

>cause them to become completely innundated with cucknority reports


7af147  No.12139149

>>12138950

>be British

>post hate speech at your house

>Place booby traps outside house for police

>take one time hostage, and say you won’t let them go till hate speech laws are revoked

Hypothetically, Mr MI5


607d86  No.12139169

>>12138664

I'd tell you that you can say nigger here, but they'd probably consider n!gg3r to be just as bad.


a4951e  No.12139184

>>12139149

You forgot

>Have a koran in your house so they legally can't arrest you


cd3e29  No.12139208

westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat

westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat

westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat

westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat

westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat

westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat


502218  No.12139222

File: af788f4513e8ffc⋯.webm (11.63 MB, 444x250, 222:125, UKs Toughest Cops.webm)

BETTER WATCH OUT OR THE BOBBIES WILL GET YOU


e20c67  No.12139273

File: 03c27f683c047e1⋯.gif (3.72 MB, 347x244, 347:244, 1520859354556.gif)

>>12139222

Well that's been the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.

Their fucking reaction to finding the air rifle

Their reaction to finding an old and rusty knife on a farm

Calling bullet casings cartridges.

Saying a bullet looked 'high velocity'


637af2  No.12139290

>Hate crime is a crime or something other than a crime, which is PERCEIVED to be motivated by things that mundanely describe people

>tfw you got no loicense for not getting apprehended at home for not commiting any crime

God save the queen's teeth.


9f7e28  No.12139317

>>12139273

If only they spent as much resource stopping kids from being fucked, killed, and eaten…


32a737  No.12139502

Kill yourself and stream it back on half, kike.


12ece1  No.12139711

>>12139502

Well now, aren't you a salty little girl.


4762eb  No.12139850

What is perhaps unique about modern “Britain” is that it refuses to admit it is an authoritarian state and therefore can’t or will not publish its new rules. In North Korea for example the citizen knows what he must do to comply with the state and presumably avoid trouble but in Britain there only exists ambiguity. The Brit may dutifully enquire as to the legality of something, be told that it is legal, but still face police investigation nonetheless.

How do you play a game without clearly defined rules?


d35635  No.12139875

File: d223fdbe54a65f3⋯.jpg (119.38 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 5876917915a890adb916d0a86e….jpg)

>>12139850

>How do you play a game without clearly defined rules?

By adhering to a logically deduced ruleset, one intrinsic to the fabric of the people so in can be self discovered rather than having to be externally force fed to promulgate it.


a7c8e0  No.12139892

File: 664d91066dc6bf0⋯.gif (2.06 MB, 350x314, 175:157, 1393274975801.gif)

>>12139222

empire never sets huh jesus fucking christ what an embarrassment


4762eb  No.12139904

>>12139875

Well, yes. But do you really think that is what the British state is going for with all this?


f07730  No.12139943

File: f9827c3f04312ba⋯.jpg (14.67 KB, 200x263, 200:263, bin_laden_finger.jpg)

>>12138888

CHECK'EM


975ccb  No.12139954

File: c40585cd5a38bea⋯.gif (1.84 MB, 500x281, 500:281, c40.gif)


fef772  No.12140259

>>12139222

>high powered air-rifle

omg


b0eec6  No.12140288

>>12140259

>high-powered air rifle

Don't laugh, Anon. It may have take a large team of police an entire day but it was absolutely worth it because in the end a person was cautioned!


d01404  No.12141086

>>12139222

Checked

< this area now needs to be sealed off

lost it


d01404  No.12141110

>>12139222

I particularly like how the officers don't even know how to identify cartridge calibers.




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