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000000  No.12506713

>gets military funding

>few months later

seriously, what's CIA endgame?

69d383  No.12506723

>>12506713

>what's CIA endgame

Robot sex dogs.


38a83f  No.12506730

>>12506713

Many of them are apparently bronies.


e57e18  No.12506737

>>12506723

wtf I love the CIA now


2f7e03  No.12506776

>>12506737

Kek took the words right out of my sweat smelling fur suit.


57afb6  No.12506781

File: 575c2decf3678b1⋯.jpeg (96.94 KB, 640x607, 640:607, 5BA20F13-575A-4CB6-BF88-4….jpeg)


57afb6  No.12506794

I already imagine killer robo deathsquads dancing to this choregraphy while shooting every living thing on sight


4e85af  No.12506798

>>12506713

Kill yourself.


eaa0bd  No.12506808

Government money (especially the gay mixed-race military) demands you show how inclusive you are. Niggers and women love twerking, ergo Boston Dynamics makes an advanced piece of white engineering twerk like a female nibboon. Ban torpedos from making threads already chodemonkey


91c631  No.12506809

Now get it to move so fluid and smoothly on unknown, dynamic, and changing terrain.

Until these robots can move well under said conditions and not only a flat monotone surface with preprogrammed directions I won't be impressed.


74b7dc  No.12506943

>>12506809

Oh ho ho. Anon wants to cope post does he.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8YjvHYbZ9w


74b7dc  No.12506944

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Whoops. Let's embed that, shall we?


9037c8  No.12506966

>>12506713

You fucking retarded nigger you think you get to see decent military tech on youtube?

this shit is 50 years behind what they really have


a72ca3  No.12506989

>>12506944

>Whoops. Let's make every anon who loads this thread, or even just the correct site in the index until my post is no longer shown there, connect straight to google so they can track everyone, shall we?


88aa2f  No.12507018

Twerking aside, this thing is a whole hell of a lot more advanced than the stuff shown in >>12506944. They've really improved the technology.


9ae2f5  No.12507044

File: 8e3396e94a85c5c⋯.gif (507.27 KB, 450x208, 225:104, dark_knight_emp_rifle.gif)

File: 03e2669eb64246f⋯.jpg (72.92 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, diy_emp_gun.jpg)

File: d14cdb8d57df384⋯.jpg (92.59 KB, 921x768, 307:256, portable_emp.jpg)

File: da0cc3fd7faf22f⋯.jpg (84.85 KB, 1020x840, 17:14, emp_parts.jpg)

File: cb0c883529f48ef⋯.jpeg (10.62 KB, 259x194, 259:194, emp_you_could_produce.jpeg)

i ain't afraid of Jewgle's DARPA robodog.

see Spot, see Spot run, see Spot run into the range of my fucking EMP rifle, see Spot's internal circuitry short and see Spot drop and see Spot immobilized and see me plugging my JTAG into Spot and see me reprogramming Spot's firmware and see me remote controlling Spot to attack and maul kikes.


99fd3b  No.12507060

>>12506713

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8YjvHYbZ9w

TAXachusetts


9f10ca  No.12507084

>>12507044

>EMP gun

>AA battery

Somehow I doubt that would work

I am actually afraid of this. They killed that black cop killer with a much more primitive device.


8b7cb6  No.12507115

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12506713

>what's CIA endgame?


6db447  No.12507171

File: 4dcfa2a3f4b1bdf⋯.jpg (213.93 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, 1st_Squadron,_3rd_Cavalry_….jpg)

>>12507044

Shielding robots against EMP isn't difficult and neither is using hardened CPUs. That's why all the tech that's out there for disrupting drones are based on scrambling their communications.

Second let's say that you're in a combat scenario and could use an EMP device to take down a drone. A ground based robot like Spot isn't designed to fight, acquiring targets for the automated artillery or predator drone that are linked to it is. That thing is meant to be disposable and you'd have no use for it.


8cff2c  No.12507181

>>12507084

>Pro-tip: other cylinder batteries exist and capacitors are good


928713  No.12507348

File: 24717eeafa5c29f⋯.png (292.86 KB, 446x466, 223:233, ALL_THE_BOOKS.png)

>>12506730

CIAniggers are NOT us. Fag.


000000  No.12507415

>>12507084

Giant magnet traps?


9f10ca  No.12507439

>>12507415

Sure, if you have set them up before-hand.


046558  No.12507477

File: 7ae3caf0269a0d2⋯.png (519.3 KB, 683x797, 683:797, click click.png)

>>12506809

They want to show off the progress they made. Their goal is making the robot move well in all situations – dancing literally only is very complicated, coordinated movement.

To show off their progress in a "fun", memorable way they made the robot dance.

Wtf is wrong with you people, not everything has a culture war angle


4495df  No.12507480

>>12507348

>us

you're the only resident pony fag here, stop deluding yourself


88aa2f  No.12507501

Just fucking shoot it. A gun will outrange any sort of electronic countermeasures. That thing isn't armored in the slightest.


000000  No.12507503

>>12507171

spot is a crowd control bot


9ae2f5  No.12507521

>>12507084

of course i don't mean to build a AA EMP, you myopic faggot.

i mean to scale that shit up, build your own lithium ion supercapacitor from a DIY battery bank containing like 100

3000maH cells that can fit into a backpack. like this one:

https://hackaday.com/2014/07/17/a-lithium-ion-supercapacitor-battery/

>>12507171

true, EMP shielding could become a problem, so i take Batman's EMP rifle and raise you one: an EMP atlatl spear that has a long wire to the backpack and discharges the supercapacitor battery bank upon the spear tip breaching the robodog's hull.


8cff2c  No.12507536

>>12507501

>sn't armored in the slightest

What if. Now follow me. What if they put armor on it?

The cameras would be it's easiest target. Lasers (they can put filters, but you can try different wave lengths, not sure). Then physical destruction like paint and up. It could to still find home, but would rely on a secondary source. Maybe bring back heavy lead paint? It would both physically disable the camera and possibly communication. You can't shield everything, especially not wireless radio waves, wtf?


c40700  No.12507548

>>12507044

>EMP gun

Do you have a manual for this? I have some airshit lying around that could definitely be the chassis for something better.


e1c05c  No.12507569

>>12507477

Where do you think you are?

>Stubbed my toe? Better gas the kikes


c40700  No.12507576

>>12507536

>what if they put armor on it?

Does it fucking matter? level IV plates can't really stop a .30-06 AP, and that'd be too heavy for them to carry without making it fat enough to be net gunned down.


4eb0c7  No.12507582

File: f07d4d15910caf0⋯.png (184.71 KB, 464x544, 29:34, ummm.png)

>>12506713

It just looks like they were showcasing the robot dog's mobility and flexibility capabilities. It's motions were rather smooth and, frankly, impressive with how easily it transitioned. But what is it for?


4eb0c7  No.12507586

>>12507569

People know where they are, it's called stop bringing quality down by retarded shitposting. Not every thread requires it.


9f10ca  No.12507600

>>12507521

>You are a myopicfaggot because you didn't know that I really meant use a backpack sized battery.

Okay, do you carry that around with you?

No one does that.

The reason these things are threatening is because many of the precautions we could take against them are difficult or cumbersome.


6db447  No.12507632

There seems to be a misunderstanding of the purpose and role robots will have in the war zones of the future.

When you see one of them and it notices you within seconds an automated system using guided munitions will zero in on you. Sure you can take out that robot but what good will that do? The weapon system it is linked to is out of reach in the sky or is inside a heavily defended installation nearby, you're just exposing yourself to one of their disposable recon drones. They can send out waves of them until all resistance is terminated.


000000  No.12507643

>>12506713

>seriously, what's CIA endgame?

I know, I know!

>be CIA, at war with various goat fucking sand niggers for at least a half century

>notice that goat fuckers enjoy fucking goats

>build a robot fuck goat which can fuck the pants off even the most pent-up haji, draining him of his vital life essence and decreasing his athletic performance measurably

The CIA just reduced the overall effectiveness of any population of goat fuckers by anywhere from 5-20% depending on who's lurking on /fit/. This is genius!


000000  No.12507654

>>12507632

It'll be like in sci-fi where the drones range from micro-sized to tank-sized and all will be armed in some way, possibly just with explosive charges.


6db447  No.12507687

>>12507654

Thinking that these robots will be armed misses the point entirely. Sure it looks cool in scifi media but that's not how the military planners see this technology being used on the battlefield.

The robots that will be armed are airborne drones and automated artillery that will be kept as far away from the actual fighting as possible.


000000  No.12507723

>>12507687

Precision targeting means delivering the weapon with the minimum amount of force and ultimately material expenditure as possible. It's why they made upgrade packages to turn dumb bombs into smart bombs. If you can attach a small explosive to a hummingbird sized drone and zip it up to the forehead of your enemy, why blow the whole house or block up? In any event you don't want the enemy recovering your technology so you're going to have to include some kind of self-destruct mechanism too. It's likely the "head" of one of these drone dogs will have some kind of firearm, even something in a pistol chambering would work like 5.7mm.

I agree that they will be used to coordinate standoff attacks and provide intelligence but I think they will be multi-role drone bots capable of fighting enemy soldiers and acts of sabotage.


000000  No.12507727

>>12507687

Precision targeting means delivering the weapon with the minimum amount of force and ultimately material expenditure as possible. It's why they made upgrade packages to turn dumb bombs into smart bombs. If you can attach a small explosive to a hummingbird sized drone and zip it up to the forehead of your enemy, why blow the whole house or block up? In any event you don't want the enemy recovering your technology so you're going to have to include some kind of self-destruct mechanism too. It's likely the "head" of one of these drone dogs will have some kind of firearm, even something in a pistol chambering would work like 5.7mm.

I agree that they will be used to coordinate standoff attacks and provide intelligence but I think they will be multi-role drone bots capable of fighting enemy soldiers and acts of sabotage.


91c631  No.12507735

>>12506944

>smooth

Those are garbage compared to the OP vid.


4e99fd  No.12507748

>>12506713

What a corruption of technology by a degenerate culture.


f1b668  No.12507785

File: d96babdc2156d5d⋯.jpg (392.96 KB, 1200x656, 75:41, MurderMutt.jpg)

You just have to browse Boston Dynamics front page for a bit to reveal what comes next.


cb3b7e  No.12507800

>>12506794

Honestly I can think of worse ways to go.


cb3b7e  No.12507830

>>12507785

What kind of Belgian-esque abortion is that robodog carrying?


592bbb  No.12507841

What is even the point of this video? Showing basic movement? congrats you got basic 3d vectors to move around, remote control firetrucks can do that. Why is this taxpayer funded? Perhaps this is a promotional video? If so, the first point still stands.


b4adb5  No.12507854

File: 31fa0e06a3de2c1⋯.jpg (84.81 KB, 500x698, 250:349, 27b245f2a21a1c179230748fbe….jpg)

>>12506713

new levels of jew degeneracy are being found every day … how soon until god strikes down on Sodom and Gomorrah 2.0 aka planet earth ,,, jews didn't learn their lesson the first time and now they upped their game on a world scale


253146  No.12507855

File: 7de5294b4dd3e98⋯.png (259.05 KB, 394x326, 197:163, a.png)

>>12507785

we're really walking the line between the best and worst timelines right now, aren't we?


03cfe9  No.12507880

File: 3afe7446ad0c294⋯.webm (9.22 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Introducing Handle.webm)

File: f4d0d5a36721c6c⋯.webm (2.05 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Parkour Atlas.webm)

>>12507841

boston dynamics is a privat company so they have to sell there shit, thats why the video exists.

same reasone why the tasla roadster can "dance" if the radio plays a specific song.

also for all you dump niggers, boston dynamics already tried to sell darpa a mil bot in form of the bigdog eather as a mount for a heavy weapon or as a gear carrier.

both were rejected and they lost the contract which nearly fucked them financely.

last year they were bought by softbank the biggest japanese robotics company.

you can bet your asses that eather next year or in 2020 the nibs will sell spot mini type robots on the civilian market and by 2025 these will start replacing workers.

we wont ever see a presentation video for a military robot untill they have proven themselfes on the battlefield.

remember how long it took for darpa to admit the existence of the global hawk drone?


7c9c1b  No.12507883

>>12506713

Just burn it down already.


000000  No.12509629

>>12507880

>bigdog eather

"either"

Thanks for reminding me of that corpse-eating robot dog that will no doubt one day be set upon the peasantry.


c10b27  No.12509641

File: 0b773361143a25e⋯.png (640.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 959099.png)

File: da9ec24b1cd9447⋯.jpg (40.3 KB, 669x559, 669:559, _comfy hores.jpg)

>>12506730

>Many of them are apparently bronies.

That robot look great.


000000  No.12509651

>>12506776

>sweat smelling fur suit

I guess that's the nice way of saying "sour BO and jizz."

>>12506776


db45c7  No.12510027

(((Skynet)))

Happy Hanukkah 🕎 HH


1770a2  No.12510036

>>12507855

Are you ready for the split?


311444  No.12510067

>>12506713

Great now we will be hunted down by gay killer robots.


db45c7  No.12510070

How to stop Robot ..Emp ? Water ? Shotgun slug ? Block out sun to render the solar panels useless ? Once Pandora's Jar is Open it's Gonna be Comfy …. I'm not afraid i am Sure the (((Government))) will use these Robots for beneficial purposes to advance human civilization not greed and control History has shown us how much the Masters care for our well being 😁

On a side note

What if we have achieved this AI internet Shit millions of years ago got cocky and complacenT the sun farted on us sent us back to Zero and Flooded us Lost everything. and We Today are putting to much faith in a system thats ran on electricity and thin wire and plastic. It needs to be looked at in these terms. For we will be fucked again and it could all be for not

Etches AI code on bronze Tablets in a Bunker inside mt rushmoore When?


3670be  No.12510081

File: f8f97c3b49b1af8⋯.jpg (22.45 KB, 480x360, 4:3, H A TE .jpg)

>>12510070

<how to stop robot

blackpill it


1770a2  No.12510125

File: d0135e85eb76733⋯.jpg (66.93 KB, 714x592, 357:296, berserk casca rape thinkin….jpg)

>>12510081

Would it be possible to blackpill an AI so hard that it kills itself?


12e260  No.12510132

At first I was like, “oh it’s probably just simulating tail waging and OP is just over reacting”

Then I watched the video and some shitty cover version of Uptown Funk starts playing

Why the fuck are they trying to make robot DOGS act like niggers? Like there’s having fun with equipment, and then there’s literally making your tech that will probably get sold to the highest bidder Israel to maul disedents to death to seem like something “cute” *barf* and “fun”. I’m not even gonna get into the furry undertones.


0433e6  No.12510140


2b5dac  No.12512014

>>12510070

>what if we have achieved this internet Shit millions of years ago

Anon that's actually what happened, a couple times to varying degrees, AI may or may not have been involved.


9e6a97  No.12513935

>>12506713

In this age the only thing universal, transcending boundaries of wealth, skill and knowledge, is decadence and depravity.


88180c  No.12514168

>>12510070

That's literally real human history. Sodom and Gomorrah were probably actually /ourguys/ who got nuked for refusing to serve Enlil and racemix, then had fake news spread about them.


9efb81  No.12514314

>>12506713

>No bully no buy

>>12506944

Not enough robo bullying


c7df89  No.12514328

that video looks cgi. Can we be sure that they're being honest about this research?


6655b4  No.12514332

>>12506794

>mfw Fortnite was the most realistic vision of the future and those hacks writing 1984 and BNW were way off.


6655b4  No.12514352

>>12510070

We've definitely had at least 1 pretty advanced civilization before our own. Likely high coastal and seafaring. There's just too much stuff we are finding like Gobekli Tepe, The Sphynx being older than we thought, etc.


dd2d64  No.12514370

It's not about sex, it's trying to make the robots look funny, human-like, innocent, for some reason.

Creepy as hell if you ask me.


64a646  No.12514432

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12507501

>trying to outshot aimbots


5d0809  No.12514434

>>12507785

>fleshsack

>not meatbag

0/10


64a646  No.12514480

File: a71c94e8fba1ed9⋯.pdf (362.87 KB, MAV.pdf)

File: 6833a601df60124⋯.jpg (77.88 KB, 520x520, 1:1, 1271529015414.jpg)


f2a4d8  No.12520202

>>12507044

>electro-magnatic

I am a cro-magnatic


5bccd8  No.12520248

File: 3c831b8d52b6a0d⋯.jpg (266.65 KB, 1600x1077, 1600:1077, dims.jpg)


ee7a23  No.12520261

>>12507044

>EMP meme

A thin sheet of metal or mesh of wire completely defeats an EMP.

Even without it, you won't be able to push out enough juice to overwhelm a larger battery powered system. In fact, you might end up just increasing the battery charge a bit.

Johnny 5 is going to kill you while you wave your useless toy at him.




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