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File: 58e41395f304703⋯.png (388.55 KB, 621x660, 207:220, ClipboardImage.png)

54c7b3  No.12747844

Israel’s first Moon lander, named Beresheet, has arrived in Florida to launch on a @SpaceX Falcon 9 in mid-February. Last year @NASA signed an agreement to cooperate on the mission.

>Build by an Israeli company named SpaceIL, the lander will take off on board a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket as a secondary payload sometime in February. Earlier in January, the lander has arrived in the U.S. to begin preparatory work.

>Aside from being the first private lander to be sent to the Moon, the machine called Beresheet - In the Beginning, in Hebrew - will also be Israel's first major mission beyond Earth.

>Once in Earth orbit, it will circle the planet three times and it will do two orbits of the Moon before it lands at its destination. It will take Beresheet at least two months to reach its destination.

>The landing site chosen by SpaceIL is located within Mare Serenitatis in the Moon’s northern hemisphere. This location was chosen because of its magnetic anomalies, which the company plans to investigate using Beresheet’s magnetometer.

>The lander is the size of a dishwasher. It has the capability of moving around on the lunar surface by hopping.

http://archive.is/FMzW2

dda544  No.12747870

File: 1cc66e6334043ae⋯.png (41.87 KB, 987x269, 987:269, kikemagic.png)

>>12747844

sure hope elon jew blows up the rocket again


cbf02b  No.12747875

Oh boy, look at those American tax dollars at work!


a2a56a  No.12747877

>>12747844

moon landings are fake and gay


37df5c  No.12747880

>>12747870

The moon NEEDs a Holocaust Museum, what do we expect the black astronauts to do with all their free time?

Imagine it being the current year and still no Holucause Museum on Mars.

Oy Vey, Nasa is run by Nazis for not landing a Holocaust Museum on an asteroid yet.


9d1585  No.12747899

File: ab9e1b89b799939⋯.jpg (82.77 KB, 542x529, 542:529, def.jpg)

>be space nigger

>flyin though space n sheit

>stop by some faggot ass moon next to some faggot ass planet

>>>>>>6000 gorillion jhoes ded

>>>>>>>>>>>>>60000000

>thems fuckin rookie numbers there

>back in Delantderan 842B I gassed over 700 trillion Kendars

>700 fuckin trillion

>thats not even talking about Delantderan 842U


3f6e59  No.12747945

Moon Museum is a small ceramic wafer three-quarters of an inch by half an inch in size,[1] containing artworks by six prominent artists from the late 1960s. The artists with works in the "museum" are (((Robert Rauschenberg, David Novros, John Chamberlain, Claes Oldenburg, Forrest Myers and Andy Warhol.)))[1]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Museum

Check out this awesome art goyim

Fun fact if you look at the full moon through a thermal scope it's hotter than the sun on a mid July day. Weird right. Almost as weird as the coincidence of the moon and sun being exactly the same size in the sky.

The chances of that are absolutely out of this world. see what I did there?


5cf85b  No.12747960

>>12747945

>Fun fact

None of that is even correct. The moon and sun both change in size throughout the year as the orbits of the various celestial bodies fluctuate on their eliptical paths. Have you ever been outside on a day when the moon was visible in daylight?


3f6e59  No.12747963

>>12747945

Forgot the relevant bit

>This wafer was supposedly covertly attached to a leg of the Lunar Module Intrepid, and subsequently left on the Moon during Apollo 12.[2] Moon Museum is considered the first Space Art object.[3] While it is impossible to tell if Moon Museum is actually on the Moon without sending another mission to look, technicians have admitted to placing personal effects onto the Apollo landers, hidden in the layers of gold blankets that wrapped parts of the spacecraft which remained on the Moon after the astronauts departed.[1]

Sage for doublepost


8c0227  No.12747972

>>12747945

>see what i did there

I did NAZI that coming xDD


5cf85b  No.12747978

>>12747972

>fake breasts

>fake nails

>fake eyelashes

>fake eyebrows

>fake lips

>fake glasses worn in the shower

Why would you save this?


67b9df  No.12747994

>>12747972

What a nasty looking groidess


cbf02b  No.12748006

>>12747899

We can only hope that any ayylmaos out there are this based and redpilled


57a742  No.12748007

File: a0982247c4e94ab⋯.webm (246.79 KB, 480x360, 4:3, fire up those ovens.webm)

does this mean the entire moon is going to be jewish?


a218d4  No.12748013

File: 5f6c58923fddb18⋯.png (196.1 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1413662300915.png)


c8ac2b  No.12748026

File: 38082360f21b1f0⋯.jpg (829.06 KB, 5616x3744, 3:2, tfw.jpg)

>>12747870

> tfw the rocket explodes on the launchpad and ovens the jew moon lander


4a733f  No.12748059

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>inb4 GLORY TO THE KOMATO


252c43  No.12748075

Wonder who paid for this tech usa taxpayers


6f0e81  No.12748100

>Does not know the natsoc are there already.


b75130  No.12748117

>>12747870

wouldn't take much to make it happen.

basically just need to throw a rock at the engine.


53168b  No.12748172

You already had this slide jew.


53168b  No.12748175

>>12747972

Same fucking shitskin spam in the same shitskin slide. Weu.


53168b  No.12748203

>>12747972

Same shitskin spam from last week, queue locked up tight. Pottery.


6ad882  No.12748230

As you sit and watch cartoons and 'meme' the world continues to change around you. You do nothing.


6ad882  No.12748235

>>12748059

Grow up faggot, that shit is for kids


a2a56a  No.12748239

File: b5727d67ec4738c⋯.jpg (21.78 KB, 345x499, 345:499, anime aqua lit.jpg)

>>12747899

10/10 shitpost


3613b3  No.12748249

File: 7ee9db11a122f28⋯.gif (991.67 KB, 490x319, 490:319, giphy.gif)

>>12747972

>pic

>mfw when I involuntarily pictured her ragged cunt lips in my mind

we have image spoilers for a reason dickhead


b6f9b2  No.12748354

>>12747877

>moon landings are fake and gay

Where better for a lie to reside than inside another lie?


a63e14  No.12748640

>>12747844

It's like Archie Bunker always said "Earth is a fag planet."


87096c  No.12748641

space nazis allow israel to land on the moon

based


19e592  No.12748700

They know they'll be wiped out. They were the one that crafted the word "holocaust". They thought the supposed final solution was the prophetical thing before armageddon or some shit. It wasn't, their exctintion will be absolute. When they realized it they started calling it shoa. And now this gimmick to leave a trace behind.


20e5b5  No.12748708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12748641

>>tfw it hits you that there is no letztes Bataillon on the dark side of the moon


20e5b5  No.12748718

File: f874f0e3e83739b⋯.mp4 (3.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, on the history channel.mp4)

>>12747880

>>Nasa is run by Nazis

>>who have teleportation technology

>>only nazis have the capability to hide such a program

>>like how the nazis hid the Holocausting of jews

Saw that in the latest Project Blue Book episode and one of the main characters was a U.S. captain who saw how the Nazis were gassing and cremating jews in Poland.


732933  No.12748721

>>12747844

Countdown until the moon's no longer white…


7935e3  No.12748743

>>12748007

No it just means like Jerusalem is the capital of the planet, the moon will be the capital of the solar system.


e01952  No.12748751

The parasite is spreading to space, we need to nuke it before it's too late. And of course, it's host/carrier is Americans.


6f77f1  No.12748887

>>12748718

The holocaust didn't happen but it should have


fc2463  No.12749439

since the Moon is beyond all legal frameworks of property and nobody can claim ownership over Moon land nor vessels abandoned on the moon, this means any of you NS hobby rocketeers can aim for the stars and construct your own Moon missile and aim it at this lunar Holohoax ceramic wafer "museum" and blow it the fuck up and your actions are perfectly legal. get cracking you rocketeer faggots. i suggest you name your Moon missile "the Patrick Little Holohoax Destroyer."


1c481e  No.12749446

>>12748718

The US never had a y troops on that side of Europe during or after the war.


53168b  No.12749460

File: c5fc62db25ec683⋯.jpg (204.04 KB, 1000x541, 1000:541, 1049880128[1].jpg)

File: 1dd129d462193fa⋯.jpg (233.67 KB, 900x598, 450:299, image[1].jpg)

>>12749446

Bad news comrade. Polska Stronk!


d5afc7  No.12749528

File: 3dbf347cde98097⋯.png (63.01 KB, 1104x249, 368:83, 15billion.png)

Last time there was a thead on this, best greentext.


1ffb9b  No.12749558

File: f81c8c78d5dd56e⋯.png (4.46 MB, 1630x2721, 1630:2721, NASAniggers1.png)

File: 1462e404931f842⋯.jpg (66.38 KB, 474x722, 237:361, globeearth.jpg)

>>12747844

>Space

>Holocaust

>SpaceX

>NASA

Fake, fake, fake & fake. Remember that NASA stole $10T from american taxpayers. We got nothing but stage props and CGI in return.


236309  No.12749589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

469bef  No.12749638

>>12747844

It's not enough that they have an entire illegitimate colony because "BUH WHA ABOU THA HOLOCAWAWAWAWASSSS"? How do these people not drop dead of exhaustion from asspain over every imagined slight?


d384e5  No.12749647

>12749558

Got to try harder for that (you), faggot.


60cca6  No.12749648

>>12749558

>every other planet is a sphere

>but somehow Earth is special and flat because feelz > reelz

Flat Earth niggers do not actually believe the bullshit they spew - they just spew it anyway to disrupt productive discussion.


d384e5  No.12749652

>>12749648

>Falling for the bait

You know better than this.


1ffb9b  No.12749665

>>12749648

>every other planet is a sphere

Cool premise, but that's wrong.


bbe4f8  No.12749674

>>12748230

>he says, on an imageboard while also doing nothing

Practice what you preach, fag.


d384e5  No.12749683

>12749665

>wrong

Glad you agree that you're pushing terrible bait.


d02587  No.12749718

>>12749558

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzfCEgGv3Uw


000000  No.12749726

>>12747870

>craft to carry Holocaust survivor story

It's like a kickstarter funded by insane asylum inmates.


1ffb9b  No.12749742

>>12749718

There is no van Allen radiation belt. Take your NASAnigger lies to some other website. Nobody here believes your crap anymore. Where are the $10 trillion you stole from us?


9fbad8  No.12749883

>>12747844

This was satire a few years ago.


c6e01e  No.12750073

File: 31b4e6bfbbf075b⋯.jpeg (69.34 KB, 640x595, 128:119, 31b4e6bfbbf075b9f8651efb6….jpeg)


99743f  No.12750237

>>12747972

>see what I did there

What be a massive cum guzzling faggot? Great work you’ve convinced us tranny


21dfe3  No.12750252

File: 49f95484959fac2⋯.jpg (284.61 KB, 900x1238, 450:619, sci.jpg)


77618b  No.12750298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e8192c  No.12750309

>>12750073

I was looking for this pic, thought I had it saved. Thanks anon.


a18796  No.12750473

File: 01da074d53e57e7⋯.png (192.83 KB, 755x755, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


ac5185  No.12750568

File: 9280123f24f8367⋯.jpg (38.5 KB, 500x329, 500:329, 090313_2124_den1.jpg)

>>12747899

more pls


13a9e3  No.12750599

>>12750298

Not a single minority, and one Nazi, were used in the production of this video. It's historical for that reason alone, aside from either being one of the greatest projects ever envisioned, or else one of the greatest piles of fancy bullshit ever deposited.


d7fd0d  No.12750618

File: cdb3863396dfecd⋯.png (73.99 KB, 1264x260, 316:65, sidximinin-war-15-billion-….png)


e832d1  No.12757383

>>12749648

>Flat Earth niggers do not actually believe the bullshit they spew

Either way they should be capped


7ae14e  No.12757459

File: 65dc83aa8ba0747⋯.jpg (36.72 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, space n shit.jpg)

File: 23b549b9913a021⋯.jpg (5.43 KB, 231x218, 231:218, tfw.jpg)

File: e85e69c19471e44⋯.jpg (8.12 KB, 228x221, 228:221, display blacks.jpg)

File: ebf977dd951651a⋯.jpg (78.43 KB, 636x396, 53:33, blacked.jpg)

>>12747899

>Be me

>like science

>see all science men look while saying to check out all that empty real estate in the sky

>learn about fermi paradox

>think "those who foreclose must be the universal enemy"

Yet again /pol/ solves another unsolved mysteries that billions of dollars, hundreds of thousands of brains, a global network couldn't solve. Fermi Paradox aka unmasking the universal enemy solved.


7a0252  No.12757468

>>12747899

Checked and keked.


db2517  No.12757519

Daily reminder flat earth shills get the rope.


f9a940  No.12757550

>>12757383

they actually believe it. Ive met flat earth niggers in real life. these NPCs are braindead losers that just say "all im sayin is I dont think its round!", the "we dont know, d00d!" approach. I used to work with someone that seriously asked people if they believe in a round earth. thats when I knew it was time to leave that place. Ill let almost any crazy conspiracy slide, even talk about it just for fun, but not that. Its too cringy, and they are all so pompous about it too, like they are enlightened they watched some jewtube videos "that you cant explain! its like pandoras box d00d!"

I fucking hate these niggers so much.


76677c  No.12757643

File: efee9425ad1a5f2⋯.jpg (215.74 KB, 590x322, 295:161, 1847475745.jpg)

>>12747870

>>12747880

>the moon is getting a holocaust museum

>one of the first and only things left by humanity on the moon will be a miniature holocaust museum

>the spaceniggers must know about the six gorillion

Ok this is pretty funny :-D


0b1fee  No.12759814

>>12747844

Why go to all this trouble for a memorial no-one can visit or see since it's on the fucking moon? There must be another reason for this.


0cb748  No.12759821

File: d675ccc4a5ae2f4⋯.jpg (28.61 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>12747844

>Beresheet


887f04  No.12759835

>>12749742

By comparison, you make the LGBTQ SJW mentally ill pedo degenerates look normal.

That must be what the agenda is.


887f04  No.12759849

>>12750473

Nice.

As if an advanced race wouldn't question it.

They'll see that the most vain race on earth had to install a monument proclaiming what victims they were.

Maybe by that time it would be defaced with graffiti.


ee482c  No.12759856

>>12759814

It's obvious the Earth is being scouted by aliens. Kikes are trying to earn sympathy points before they make contact


750633  No.12759862

>>12747899

>Delantderan 842U

I was there when it happened…still got that number tattooed on my tenticle


2f5bc1  No.12784858

Bump


2e74f4  No.12784874

>>12747844

Calling it now, its going to blow up on "accident."


8b80a7  No.12784876

>>12747844

I wonder where they got all that technology from to build a lander. Im sure they payed a hefty price to European and U.S. companies for it like everyone else.


474daf  No.12784878

File: d8a9345d7444ef0⋯.jpg (110.55 KB, 620x936, 155:234, CRSKEI8.jpg)

File: 24ed7e0cf61eeab⋯.jpg (201.19 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, jews-in-space.jpg)

File: 64d4664fe0ed796⋯.jpg (99.31 KB, 945x628, 945:628, eTkO10671514.jpg)

File: 8c2e6ef3bc4d7ec⋯.jpg (230.25 KB, 1280x544, 40:17, shot00041.jpg)

File: b225b1be65fc64e⋯.jpg (40.64 KB, 350x354, 175:177, moon-052809-1425724114.jpg)


8b80a7  No.12784882

>>12747899

Is says Israel not Iran


2bd870  No.12784897

>>12750073

Came here to make sure someone posted this. I am disappointed it took so long to get posted.


d1bb23  No.12784931

File: cbe92215a388f38⋯.png (301.12 KB, 2208x502, 1104:251, israelpolack.png)

>>12747899

hilarious, just like this one.


6f49b8  No.12784940

>>12747844

>magnetic anomalies

Because the NatSc city is camouflaged.


9f2c34  No.12785026

>>12759814

it says in the op - fuck you know about em fields

>The landing site chosen by SpaceIL is located within Mare Serenitatis in the Moon’s northern hemisphere. This location was chosen because of its magnetic anomalies, which the company plans to investigate using Beresheet’s magnetometer.


6f49b8  No.12785028

>>12785026

They are trying to mock the Nazi people.


28edd3  No.12785064

>>12747945

>Someone painted a penis as art

sums up our current state quite accurately


a81e1e  No.12785072

>>12748708

Holy fuck the amount of "This could be offensive" hoops I had to click through just to see this video. This is truly a shit timeline best not to use Youtube at all.


6f49b8  No.12787235

What if the NatSoc city on Luna is real?


0ef9bd  No.12787258

File: 52da80eee98a40d⋯.jpg (35.28 KB, 305x305, 1:1, 1435715400914.jpg)

>>12747844

>Lunar Holocaust


00e63e  No.12787386

File: 3c4cb38ac92fc01⋯.png (389.53 KB, 1324x739, 1324:739, Kender_race_description_an….png)

>>12747899

>700 trillion Kendar

I read that as Kender and got fucking excited.


d000ef  No.12791474

>>12749648

Flat Earth and Hologram 9/11 are CIA nigger invention to muddy the waters and the 2nd resort tool after

<hurr durr, u r a conspiracy theorist, le tinfoil hat




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