22009e No.4878300
JEB RUNNING OUT OF MONEY
CALLING IN THE BIG GUNS FOR TUESDAY
I sent him an email ages ago, telling him I felt bad for him, he was a good guy, but he should leave the race.
Anyway for whatever reason I guess they auto-added me to their mailing list.
Occasionally it's emails from his kids, usually emails from Jeb, for Iowa it was an email from his wife.
BUT THIS ONE IS AN EMAIL FROM HIS DAD
Desperation. They're low on campaign money, and they're deluded into thinking they'll somehow win the fucking primary. Lol.
6810ac No.4878305
>>4878300
Tell them to give up.
086c75 No.4878317
>>4878300
STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE JEB!
22009e No.4878323
>>4878305
haha I went to reply after your comment. Check it the fuck out.
JEB'S CAMPAIGN FUCKING SPELT HIS DAD WRONG IN THEIR EMAIL SYSTEM
b69ec1 No.4878342
The other day I thought Jeb could win the nomination when Rubio gets it and is disqualified, leaving Jeb as the establishment choice
But just now I remembered that Rubio will be recovering in a rape trauma unit for the future and that neither of them have any chance of beating Trump now
22009e No.4878362
>>4878342
I'm a bong, so they shouldn't fucking be asking me for money anyway. But needless to say I watched the debate today from last night - holy shit. Rubio got assfucked by Christie. It was glorious
13a3c1 No.4878371
e0eb72 No.4878374
>JEB Bush
>John Ellis Bush Bush
>John Ellis Bush
>JEBush
>Jebus
>Jesus
He will die for our sins…again.
13a3c1 No.4878409
>>4878342
> neither of them have any chance of beating Trump now
What is a brokered convention.
634534 No.4878417
>>4878371
Remember how Mommy Bush recently changed her tune from "we've had enough Bushes" to "Jeb is everything we need as a president"? They GOPe will start propping up Turtleman soon.
THE AGE OF GUAC DRAWS NEAR
13a3c1 No.4878434
>>4878417
The thing is, Trump infiltrated their loop and fucked with their plans early on. He challenged the notion that Jeb was a safe bet.
d96226 No.4878445
What idiot would invest at this point? Other than to garner favor with the bush family.
13a3c1 No.4878463
6810ac No.4878465
>>4878323
Probably written by a Mexican worker.
13a3c1 No.4878476
b69ec1 No.4878478
>>4878409
Which is what I thought, but now that Rubio is ruined and Cruz is being defused there isn't anyone who can stop Trump from getting +50% of the vote
13a3c1 No.4878491
>>4878478
They can stop it, or more accurately, steal it. Watch the two videos >>4878476 & >>4878463
b69ec1 No.4878517
>>4878491
Trump will just go nuclear then and sink the whole Republican party by going third party
e1c451 No.4878554
Jeb, you're supposed to be a presidental candidate. Stop getting your Mommy and Daddy to help you with your campaign, for Pete's sake!
04f6a6 No.4878556
>>4878517
>implying he won't get 88% in the election
CRASHING THE ESTABLISHMENT
WITH NO SURVIVORS
68e05a No.4878617
>>4878371
awesome!
Jeb is back in the race!
saved by the Predator Jones
828ee9 No.4878714
>Donate $1
That's a lot fucking less than that $70 guacashit bowl he was selling
80d79e No.4878742
374759 No.4878851
>>4878371
>throw money at jeb
>he gets emasculated on tv
>panic
>throw money at the poolboy
>he gets emasculated on tv
>panic
>throw money at jeb
cce26c No.4879105
>>4878714
>That's a lot fucking less than that $70 guacashit bowl he was selling
>was selling
>was
0d953b No.4879117
>>4878851
They've trotted out candidate after candidate at they just get demolished time after time.
THEY'RE AFRAID
cce26c No.4879121
On that note, I'd buy one if it were like $5. I'd proudly prepare my guac in it while voting for Trump.
13a3c1 No.4879162
031f00 No.4879181
80 million dollars and nothing to show for it
13a3c1 No.4879195
The paid shills on social media are flipping against Trump.
d96226 No.4879215
2ac8c5 No.4879261
>>4878300
E-mail them back. With two short sentences.
Read my lips. You've got my support.
13a3c1 No.4879303
f3891b No.4879480
>>4879375
What does the second bar represent?
bb1804 No.4879561
>>4879480
Money currently not spent.
2ec24a No.4879575
>>4879561
Bernie and hillary look like they are securing retirement.
e54a6f No.4879589
>>4879303
>There was a reason that the party has resisted its urge to fully rally around the perfect paper candidate.
I notice that Cruz isn't mentioned anywhere in this article.
5c5874 No.4879683
>>4879561
You're gonna tell me that Cuckold Sanders only spent $30k on his campaign?
bb1804 No.4879691
>>4879683
A lot of his events were free.
2ec24a No.4879734
>>4879691
Just like a commie to want things for free.
797a94 No.4879838
HOL UP
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/07/politics/jeb-bush-donald-trump-loser/index.html
>Nashua, New Hampshire (CNN)A very fired up Jeb Bush brought a New Hampshire crowd to its feet Sunday, when he called Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump a "loser."
>"It's a sign of weakness when you make fun of the disabled," Bush said. "What kind of man would do that? You do not want that man as president of the United States, I can promise you that. … it's a sign of real weakness when you call John McCain or Leo Thorsness or anybody else that is a POW, who served this country in a way that should be admired, American heroes. Calling them losers? Donald Trump, you're the loser!"
>"It's a sign of weakness when you make fun of the disabled,"
DID JEB JUST CALL HIMSELF DISABLED?
2ad41a No.4879913
>>4879838
He's referring to Trump flailing his hands like a retard while mocking some reporter who has cerebral palsy (and can't move his hands much at all). It's nothing.
be6dbb No.4879941
>>4878300
>I sent him an email ages ago, telling him I felt bad for him, he was a good guy, but he should leave the race.
He now considers you a close personal friend
you're probably the closest thing to a friend he has
bb1804 No.4879949
>>4879913
Yeah its wrong to make fun of retards and for Jeb to stand up to him made me proud. Poor thing thought the Keystone Pipeline wouldn't be a private sector job.
471e7a No.4879955
>>4879105
You guys think he'll be selling merch after he's out?
>june 8th, 2016
>not buying your guac bowl
bb1804 No.4879982
>>4879953
He deserved it though. Tried to say your story wasnt true on what you wrote 15 years ago to try to take down Trump. Fuck him. He still has a job. He cant pull the ableism card.
13a3c1 No.4880008
>>4879955
Jeb's not going anywhere.
771606 No.4880029
>>4879375
Sanders is doing pretty well for how little he's spent, surprised. I wonder why he isn't spending more to try and put him ahead of Hilary.
04f6a6 No.4880034
>>4880029
> I wonder why he isn't spending more to try and put him ahead of Hilary.
Because he's a jew.
86f4e1 No.4880041
>>4878323
No fucking way.
How can one campaign be so incompetent?
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT POST ALREADY
9bb2b2 No.4880133
>>4879683
>>4879480
It's not "money currently not spent", it's two different types of donators or something.
5d9335 No.4880173
I still think Jeb can be dangerous. Besides the Stumpening, he had a good debate that will help him do well in NH
Also, 100 million fucking dollars is a dangerous amount of money that could change many things
2ac8c5 No.4880454
>>4880173
>100 million fucking dollars is a dangerous amount of money that could change many things
Agreed. That comes to 50 million cans of red bull at $2 a pop. Or a million injections of testosterone at $100 a shot. Or a combination of some sort. You don't have to have to face ol' Jebby after 500,000 shots of testosterone and 25 million cans of red bull. His power level will be astronomical.
4c2096 No.4880541
>>4880173
>he had a good debate
3bf4cd No.4880571
4d214c No.4880601
>MFW sentence fragments in a fucking campaign email.
4d214c No.4880613
>>4880173
>100 million fucking dollars is a dangerous amount of money
how about a billion?
c93ec2 No.4880639
>>4880517
>tfw Jeb reveals his perfectly concealed powerlevel on the last day before elections and screams "GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOOOWWWWW!!!!!" after a wicked test insertion in one of his rallies
>news travel across the country
>"Jeb partners with Trump, says he will make the Holocaust real"
>SJWs across the world die instantly from a heart attack
>tfw the rest of America is helpless as almost nobody will be able to face the nazis and RWDS that had their morale elevated by this sudden turn of events
>tfw nazis and RWDS cleanse the rest of them and hang all niggers and Jews from trees
>Jeb comes at a partnership rally with Trump after the greatest victory of all time, and says:
"I told you Don, slow and steady wins the race: the White race."
pls meme this
511f1a No.4880667
>>4878371
It's wierd. I've got CNN as my homepage to keep up on the news, and it looks like the establishment is shilling for Jeb again.
Look at this shit. I'll quote the relevant parts so you don't have to give views.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/07/politics/republican-debate-takeaways/index.html
>Florida Gov. Jeb Bush went toe-to-toe with billionaire businessman Donald Trump and equaled or got the better of his nemesis.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/07/politics/jeb-bush-donald-trump-loser/index.html
>Jeb Bush calls Donald Trump a 'loser'
Title is self explanatory.
The establishment is fucking insane. First they abandon Heb for Marcuck when it becomes apparent that Heb can't win; then they fucking go back to Heb for no apparent reason. This will basically secure the election for Trump.
13a3c1 No.4880693
4d214c No.4880751
>>4880667
How about the cameras turning to Rubio's family randomly, what the fuck was that all about?
9dc2e3 No.4880813
>>4880751
Probably to paint Lubio as a "family man" and try to sway family patriarchs into voting for him "because he's a another father, just like you!"
They aren't even trying to be subtle with their attempts at manipulating viewers anymore.
ed94cb No.4880855
>>4880667
>>Florida Gov. Jeb Bush went toe-to-toe with billionaire businessman Donald Trump and equaled or got the better of his nemesis.
Jeb only made one attempt at a stumping and was promptly slapped down.
Maybe CNN thinks he did well because the crowd booed *and* he wasn't repeatedly brutalized by Trump as in all the other debates.
They're delusional.
ed94cb No.4880911
>>4880813
>They aren't even trying to be subtle with their attempts at manipulating viewers anymore.
They've been doing this for decades at debates. It's all pretty tightly scripted kabuki theatre.
The difference now is Trump's presence has wrecked their narrative and they have no idea how to counter it. Good times.
3f67a7 No.4881028
>>4880639
>"I told you Don, slow and steady wins the race: the White race."
Glorious.
cd82fe No.4881043
>>4880178
>>Is that a boy or a girl
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKING NORMIES
d862df No.4881057
>>4878300
So much for that "war chest"
a70c67 No.4881059
>>4879105
>>4879105
>Jeb's secret guacamole recipe not included…yet.
they need to update that, he finally released the guac recipe. It includes no lime or lemon, so it will turn shit brown within hours of being made. Much like his campaign.
5d9335 No.4881081
>>4880541
>>4880571
Sorry, but Jeb did very well yesterday, it could be his best debate ever
04f6a6 No.4881091
>>4880178
>I was about to ask you the same thing
TRANNIES REKD
04f6a6 No.4881101
>>4881081
>Stood up to Trump on eminent domain with confidence
>with confidence
>confidence
>Jeb
wow
just wow
c67cb1 No.4881116
>>4880133
Top bar is Corporate donations, bottom is private donations. I think.
>>4879480
3bf4cd No.4881126
>>4881081
Everyone could tell he was acting.
He can't wait to bend over for a foreign nation.
c67cb1 No.4881152
>>4880639
He'll be like that bernie supporter who got too drunk and attacked the muslim when he realized the racists were right.
4d214c No.4881538
>>4881081
private pipeline
04f6a6 No.4881642
>>4881538
nah Trump it's public you're just trying to cover up that you stole an old granny's land at gunpoint from your gold plated limo while smoking a cigar and fucking your wife
e4fdb4 No.4882022
>>4880232
Dammit I have been trying to find an easy way to put Jebs head on some videos for awhile and cannot figure the shit out. ahhhfhghghghgh any /pol/lacks can help me here?
58041d No.4882072
Let's dispel once and for all this fiction that Jeb doesn't know what's he doing. He knows exactly what he's doing
b69ec1 No.4882078
>>4880667
>60% of republicans view jeb unfavorably
This is hilarious
be6dbb No.4882108
>>4881081
>Jeb had a terrible debate
>Media lies and says he did well
>"Hey guys Jeb had a good debate!"
Do you live in reality, Anon?
4d214c No.4882163
>>4882072
Let's dispel once and for all this fiction that Jeb doesn't know guacamole. He knows exactly guacamole.
04f6a6 No.4882187
>>4882072
>>4882163
Someone's doing the guac'ing
b70ad0 No.4882201
Who pays Bush's bills when he doesn't get the nomination?
04f6a6 No.4882227
b70ad0 No.4882255
>>4880029
Yeah especially considering Hillary has spent $50 million just to break even against him in the polls.
Also notice how Dem candidates have much bigger budgets than Republicans due to all their wealthy Jew donors.
e4fdb4 No.4882271
>>4882047
YES. Thank you anon I will be working away tonight to make some fresh Trump OC.
d016dd No.4882301
>>4882255
B-B-BUT DA KOCH BROTHERS!!!!!!
6d2060 No.4882370
'Twas the night before New Hampshire
And all through the land
An email from Papa
>Jeb! is probably going to run out of money and drop out.
04f6a6 No.4882424
>>4882370
>Trump wins the election with 49.99% of the delegates, just one delegate below 50%
>nomination in handed to !Yeb!
>"f-finally!"
>Trump runs under his own party
>gets 88% of the popular vote
>becomes president
>guac'd
bcc165 No.4882513
>>4880178
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNED
7e058f No.4882555
>>4880178
>Moe anime gril holding an AR with MOE grips
Fitting.
3b52a4 No.4882593
>>4879154
where can I download this album?
c365ad No.4882621
>>4882255
>Hillary has spent $50 million just to break even against him in the polls.
JUST
3b52a4 No.4882649
>>4880029
I don't think he's funded by the globalists.
73150b No.4882694
>>4878300
i can't wait for his new book…"how to piss away 50 million dollars" by jeb bush
d9eb18 No.4882722
>>4881081
kek, that rating site says somewhere they take crowd reaction into account. And Jeb CLEARLY stacked that crowd somehow. Watching the debate one can't help but notice how half the audience claps and cheers whenever he speaks. (And ONLY ONE PERSON EVER claps for Trump.)
Pretty blatantly hand-picked audience.
f3891b No.4882757
>>4882621
Why anon? why? I try to forget about that comic's existence and you bring it back to me.
>Lasagna
cf8efe No.4882765
>>4882621
That's some next level degeneracy
f3891b No.4882768
>>4882649
He is funded by unions. It is like the mafia but of workers and legal.
c365ad No.4882810
>>4882757
It's objectively the greatest comic of all time.
27f55d No.4882835
>>4880041
>>that .gif, lol
>>4881081
I agree with you, tho it's not saying much for Jeb!
>>4879662
nice find
e620f2 No.4882950
>>4880639
>"I told you Don, slow and steady wins the race: the White race."
10/10
1627a2 No.4883043
>>4881152
Wait, what? Remind me of what that was, exactly.
22009e No.4883046
>>4880194
I'm British, spelt is the correct English, America decided to cage it to spelled to make it easier on migrants if I recall correctly.
22009e No.4883048
22009e No.4883051
>>4883048
lol, ffs android tablet
0d54a9 No.4896983
Jeb! Surges as Candidates Race to Finish Line in New Hampshire
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/02/08/jeb-surges/
900095 No.4897311
>>4878300
TOP FUCKING KEK
NEED MO MONEY FO DA ANTI-TRUMP ADS
and guacamole and turtles too
7d8451 No.4897365
48396d No.4903235
you guys missed that one?:
Barbara Bush makes case for why Jeb is fit to be president
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_9If6S65CQ
“‘Cause I love my son and I know that America needs him. He’s honest, dependable, loyal — relatively funny! Good looking, but funny,” she said effusively. “He’s got the same values that America seems to have lost.”
And she added: “He’s almost too polite. I don’t advise him, but if I gave him advice: I would say, ‘Why don’t you interrupt like the other people do?'”. “I’ve gotten better at interrupting, mom,” Jeb said. “Come on.”
48396d No.4904489
[where's my message? it says the picture is already uploaded but I don't see it]
6980ee No.4904566
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689098 No.4904628
>>4878300
The media has been shilling hard for Jeb all day yesterday and especially all day today. They're even going as far as saying that the race is between him and Shillary like it was last year before the other candidates announced their race. It's like they are reading old scripts because they ran out of material.
They're so desperate that they're trying to ignore Trump.
966449 No.4904703
>>4904566
He's so fucking cucked..
48396d No.4904909
>>4903235
She looks like Lionel's mom in Braindead
6536a8 No.4905250
>>4905074
i take your jeb oc and raise you a trump + jeb oc