3ac65e No.4897414
RUBIO FUCKING REPEATS HIMSELF AGAIN, THIS TIME AT HIS OWN RALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBX0Z1MkDyQ
>"We are taking our message to families who are struggling to raise their children in the 21st Century, because as you saw, Janette and I are raising our children in the 21st Century. And we know how hard it has become to instill our values in our kids instead of the values they try to ram down our throats," Rubio said at the rally.
>"In the 21st Century, it has become harder than ever to instill in your children the values they teach in our homes and in our church, instead of the values they try to ram down our throats in the movies, in music, and popular culture."
WE DID IT /POL/, WE MEMED THE RUBIO ROBOT MEME INTO REALITY
c7af84 No.4897427
Microsoft needs to fix their robot
c8502b No.4897438
File: 1454987213666.jpg (52.54 KB, 640x426, 320:213, GettyImages-105954728-640x….jpg)
He can't be a robot, he has a wife. Just don't look at her nose.
9b9ad0 No.4897450
Project MK Marco needs to go back to the drawing board.
b739cc No.4897454
POST YFW YOUR NOT FAILING ROBOT M$ RUBIO
25f9b1 No.4897461
Guess all that water got into his circuitry
d166c5 No.4897462
Unbelievable. How lifeless and programmed can one person be?
c42766 No.4897473
>>4897438
A Rubot and Jewbot, it makes sense
9b9ad0 No.4897476
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here's Christie triggering Megyn Kelly, who was trying to dispel the fiction that Rubio doesn't know exactly what he's doing…
9b9ad0 No.4897502
>>4897476
Holy shit. I hadn't watched this. Christie is calling out the fact that FOX is practically Rubio's SuperPAC
f46588 No.4897503
>>4897414
He really likes talking about things getting rammed down his throat
8cb07e No.4897511
You can laugh all you want but Rubio is the only electable candidate in this election on the GOP ticket. If you want H-dogg sure go with Trump but you are shooting yourself in the foot.
14b5d0 No.4897513
Let's dispel this notion that Marco Rubio doesn't want black cock rammed down his throat. That is exactly what Marco Rubio wants
8d689d No.4897522
>>4897511
There will be revolution if Trump doesn't win
9b9ad0 No.4897523
>>4897476
>>4897502
btw, wasn't samefagging. I hadn't watched it yet. Christie's surprising me with this peek behind the curtain.
be94d3 No.4897525
I cant wait until he actually short circuits during the next debate.
The robot rubio will say something and Trump will point out that the robot has presented a logical impossibility, the robot will then repeat itself verbatim, Trump will say 'you just said that', and the robot will break down into saying I.. I.. Uh… Begin to repeat itself breaking off into more I…I…Uh.. Followed by going into self preservation diagnostic shutdown mode.
e42a2f No.4897530
ff41ff No.4897535
>>4897522
The White Man will never do anything other than complain on the internet.
That's a fucking fact.
9b9ad0 No.4897544
>>4897535
I'm still gonna vote for Trump, despite 6 months of your best efforts. :^)
e3437d No.4897546
>>4897476
>drowning in gravy
dat irony
7d3ee3 No.4897548
>>4897535
You'll be very surprised.
be94d3 No.4897556
>>4897522
I think regardless of who wins there will be a revolution. If Trump wins the leftists will throw the biggest bitch fit the world has ever seen causing entire cities to have to shut down to deal with them. And if Trump has the election stolen from him… Well his supporters are absolutely furious with the state of this country and are already wearing it on their sleeves.
3f045e No.4897565
>>4897476
Krispy Kreme still mopping the ground with Rubio.
105097 No.4897571
BARACK O҉BAMA
CRITICAL ERROR
FATAL EXCEPTION
5f67e8 No.4897579
>>4897476
Kikeox News at it again
baf93d No.4897581
>>4897511
Needs Applied Memetics watermark
9b9ad0 No.4897589
>>4897546
>>4897530
>>4897565
>>4897579
Christie did several things there that Megyn Kelly has good reason to panic over. He revealed that the footage came from the Rubio campaign's opposition research folder. Rupert Murdoch is a huge amnesty/Gang of 8 fan and uses FOX to shill for Rubio. Then at the end, he pulled a Trump and brought up a beer with Megyn, prompting her to deny she's a whore.
6b6fad No.4897595
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4897438
He's a fucking reploid, someone give him the voight-kampf test already!!!
5ec7f3 No.4897610
>>4897565
I'm still very surprised that he was the one to absolutely wreck Rubio's entire campaign. Props to him for that.
1d6077 No.4897614
Is this evidence of MK-ULTRA/Manchurian candidates?
970a10 No.4897616
8a373d No.4897640
>>4897511
i can't tell if this a (paid?)shill or just someone being ironic
3df92d No.4897671
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
_Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing._
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
baf93d No.4897685
12f651 No.4897698
>>4897656
>That cheeky donut.
74d303 No.4897743
>>4897476
Krispy's trying to eat some pussy at the end there
baf93d No.4897759
>>4897743
Could a spot in the Trump cabinet possibly satiate his hunger?
6b086c No.4897764
>>4897589
You're not going to buy her a beer?
>>4897743
lol
e42a2f No.4897774
New Hampshire Election Fraud Prediction
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/138925920596/new-hampshire-election-fraud-prediction
>Prediction: Look for Rubio to have a surprisingly strong second-place showing in New Hampshire. And look for the most common explanations for that surprise to be his momentum from Iowa.
53015f No.4897786
>>4897476
Fucking destroyed that bitch.
b65154 No.4897804
>>4897595
>reploid
Isn't that the word for robots in the Mega Man X series?
Holy shit I haven't seen that word in literally 10 years
9b9ad0 No.4897811
>>4897774
I actually don't agree with Scott Adams on this one. Stage is set for a Jeb "surge", a strong 2nd place finish. This is the new strategy he seems to miss: artificial surge primed by self-fulfilling prophecies in the preceding news cycle.
>>4897764
>You're not going to buy her a beer?
Does that look like Mika to you?
bed7d1 No.4897817
If you've ever played Victoria 2 you'll get a new respect for tariffs
e6dd2d No.4897823
>>4897589
I don't like Christie better then Trump but he is badass in someways. He was a prosecutor for years and went up against the NJ mob and other real powerful bad people.. He can't be shook and can rattle the fuck out of people when he has a handle on the subject matter. He finally realized he could use old courtroom tricks to trigger these people. Its to bad for him its way to late.
bed7d1 No.4897824
>>4897817
Fuck this site FIX IT GOD DAMMIT
d5648a No.4897836
>>4897476
Bimbo:
"What about the people that say it's message discipline?"
"What do you say about the people who say it's robotic?"
FUCKING
WREKT
0286bb No.4897855
>>4897511
Don't bump your nose on the way out.
e42a2f No.4897865
>>4897811
Bush/Rubio are interchangeable. I don't think the GOPe cares which one's the nominee and which one's the running mate.
1d6077 No.4897885
>>4897872
>Clinton
>first
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
aa1162 No.4897890
>>4897872
>Hillary Clinton
545bbe No.4897896
>>4897885
Its Strange but remember all the retarded Democrats and how small their field is
9b9ad0 No.4897908
>>4897865
Exactly. They got Florida's primary date changed so it could be winner take all. Rubio's got a special place in their scheme - the same scheme Trump has disrupted since June.
>>4897823
I'll always be just a little curious what happened to Christie to hold him back, because out of so many cucks in the GOP, he's got some real gravitas. Maybe it was the weight.
3df92d No.4897924
>>4897774
he's just parroting exactly what happened in iowa… buddy you're late
593bd0 No.4897929
>>4897476
Christie's won me over, I like him. I don't know where he stands on the issues, I don't even care, at the very least he's not a pandering cuckservative and he's crushing Rubio. Hope Trump gives him a cabinet position.
cd6a88 No.4897941
>>4897743
He tried to eat Cruz?
545bbe No.4897954
>>4897774
I though Christie was going to be 2nd and Jeb! for 3rd
aa1162 No.4897960
>>4897743
Kripsy have mighty hunger! Krispy cream have
MIGHTY THIRST
KRISPY CREAM TAKE YOUR CHERRY DOUGHNUT
40dd34 No.4897963
>>4897786
Y'know, over the past few days Christie's really grown on me. Even if he is from the shittiest state in the Union.
1901c7 No.4897967
>>4897511
Can't tell if this is a mad shill or satire
630d5c No.4897986
It is high time we begin meming the all-star cabinet for our god emperor.
God Emperor: TRUMP
VP: MAD DOG MATTIS
Secretary of State:
Secretary of the Treasury: Rand Paul
Secretary of Defense: Jim "Spoils of War" Webb
Attorney General: Krispy Kreme
Secretary of the Interior:
Secretary of Agriculture:
Secretary of Commerce:
Secretary of Labor:
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Sleepy Ben
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
Secretary of Transportation:
Secretary of Energy: Jeb Bush
Secretary of Education: "Based Mom" Christina Hoff Sommers
Secretary of Veterans Affairs:
Secretary of Homeland Security:
(BONUS)Fed Reserve Chairman:Ron Paul
6b086c No.4897997
>>4897872
>>Hillary
>>Keep us Safe
Pick one
>>4897963
>>New Jersey
I'm one of them, at least. It's down to 56% White only. What a shame. It's basically a mini-California. Even shaped like it.
FIX YOUR SITE, PLEASE
9b9ad0 No.4898004
>>4897924
>>4897954
Scott Adams strength is recognizing the overall system and strategy. That's how he was able to predict Trump's rise. He's brilliant, and intuitive, but I think he's running into trouble predicting the little steps in between.
>>4897941
:)
>>4897967
Rand's campaign people did a debrief interview after he dropped out, and no kidding, he blamed Trump.
6a5f75 No.4898008
>>4897963
New Jersey is shittier than New York? Does upstate New York nullify the horrors of New York City?
5ec7f3 No.4898023
>>4897986
I wish Jim "Spoils of War" Webb would have stayed in the race longer. His ability to trigger the dem base during their debate was comedy gold.
3f045e No.4898032
>>4897986
Secretary of Energy : Jeb! Bush
TOP KEK
e6dd2d No.4898034
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4897908
>I'll always be just a little curious what happened to Christie to hold him back,
Trump's #1 campaign rule is "Let Trump be Trump".
Christie got high priced advisers who told him how to act on the national stage. It fucked him all up. If he just acted like himself he would be a lot better off. People where excited to see him run because of what he was like here in NJ. His war with the Teachers union was a total shitshow on the local news.
>audio is bad for first 10seconds of this clip
6b086c No.4898038
>>4898008
New York State seems very nice (physically). You almost never hear anything about it, which is a good thing. When people hear "New York" they immediately think of the city (what a dump)
New Jersey - pic related!
It's a 1 party state, much like California. After Christie, it'll go back to the demoncrats.
e28130 No.4898054
>>4897511
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing.
df90d1 No.4898057
>>4897656
Does Ben Garrison lurk here or something?
1c3df8 No.4898063
>>4897476
>How about the people who say it's robotic?
BANTZ
A
N
T
Z
e42a2f No.4898070
>>4897986
>Secretary of Education: "Based Mom" Christina Hoff Sommers
pls no. If we're going to rp, at least get John Taylor Gatto.
cd6a88 No.4898079
>>4898057
He posts here as anonymous regularly
545bbe No.4898080
46e900 No.4898084
>>4897929
I don't like some of his stances, but his destruction of Rubot has earned him a beer from me.
702e2f No.4898087
>>4897414
Made this, enjoy
9b9ad0 No.4898093
>>4898034
>Christie got high priced advisers
They're the equivalent of spooks and handlers. It's sad. You can be based like Christie or Gingrich - right up until the GOPe really needs to use you.
e28130 No.4898121
>>4897929
He think that's hollow-point bullets are armour piercing and deserve 20 years in jail for ownership of them. Feel free to look up Jersey’s fucked-up gun laws. He's like Cuomo with guns but didn't attempt anything on a national level so no one gave a shit. Also Jersey's economy was driven into the ground, Atlantic City is dying.
Go make him president and you'll see what happens. He's good at counter bullshitting, but he's cucksucker.
3df92d No.4898128
>>4898057
He's in this very thread
6b086c No.4898136
>>4898087
I see potential in doing that with different videos and using different scripts.
9b9ad0 No.4898139
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4898121
>Feel free to look up Jersey’s fucked-up gun laws.
Vid related.
6d1869 No.4898140
>>4897476
Chris Christie might want to start WWIII but I can respect him for going after Rubot. I'd eat a Philly cheese steak and drink a beer with him.
d11eed No.4898144
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Marco Rubio is a robot programmed by indians.
e14a7b No.4898151
Rubio's getting memed HARD.
e6dd2d No.4898156
christie fucking broke him. He is stuck in a feedback loop now.
0baa73 No.4898164
Let’s dispel this notion that Barack Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing
9b9ad0 No.4898178
>>4898151
>Rubio's getting memed HARD.
That may do a lot more damage than anticipated. The guys on MSNBC were joking today that Rubio not only got BTFO, he became a punchline. Immediately I thought "No, he's a meme. He's been memed into destruction"
9b9ad0 No.4898195
0baa73 No.4898214
let's dispel this notion that we've meme'd a monster
c95669 No.4898217
>>4897414
Michael Moore and now base Spaghetti are hitting on Megan because Trump revealed she's just a bimbo.
It's like a bar in their.
9b9ad0 No.4898229
>>4898217
Let's dispel once and for all this fiction that Megyn Kelly is a prude. She knows exactly what she's doing.
6d1869 No.4898235
>>4898217
>Trump revealed she's just a bimbo.
>It's like a bar in their.
So you're saying there's a chance I could get some pussy from Megyn?
aa4ac4 No.4898237
>>4898214
We didn't meme the monster.
We memed the monster removing the mask.
e6dd2d No.4898240
>>4898195
>The law was signed in 1997 by Governor Christie Whitman
He is governor of NJ. Not king. For him to repeal the retarded gun laws the legislature would have to pass a bill for him to sign. Not gona happen after Sandy Hoax.
612114 No.4898243
>>4898156
He didn't even really dig into Rubio. It was like a lovetap and Rubio totally crumbled into a sweaty mess. Even if you thought Rubio could be trusted, he simply can't handle the pressure of the job.
6b086c No.4898246
>>4898217
>>4898235
But she is strong, independent career woman!
>>4898229
Indeed she does.
0baa73 No.4898249
>>4898246
more upskirt of news anchors now for research
6d1869 No.4898259
>>4898243
>Even if you thought Rubio could be trusted, he simply can't handle the pressure of the job.
Very true. Christie fucked him up with little effort.
>>4898249
SE Cupp leg pics when?
604ca3 No.4898266
>>4898246
Well maybe it's just me being an uninformed shit that doesn't watch Fox news.
But when the sperging happened at the GOP debate and there were articles all over everywhere, the overall impression I got was 'Fox news blonde #27 is offended'.
90ef8f No.4898267
>>4898057
He's in your fucking house.
3d9e02 No.4898268
>>4897997
GADDAFI WAS RIGHT!
But seriously that last picture. Gaddafi was really fucking awesome.
0baa73 No.4898269
>>4898057
I'm ben garrison tbh
6b086c No.4898275
>>4898249
lol, .webm for you
>>4898268
A real shame, isn't it?
He warned us. Now they're in our base….
5ec7f3 No.4898282
>>4898087
needed some background music
e14a7b No.4898284
>>4898237
>We memed the monster removing the mask.
It's kinda spooky but right after the iowa primary we kept calling him MarcoSoft, and ben garrison made a comic of that too.
Then it happened for real.
I keep trying to dispel the notion of meme magic but it keeps happening.
0c59c1 No.4898287
>>4897589
Yeah that whore got triggered. Very defensive. Trump will use it against her at some point.
9b9ad0 No.4898315
>>4898235
>So you're saying there's a chance I could get some pussy from Megyn?
Is your name Brit Hume?
aa4ac4 No.4898316
>>4898282
>Komm Susser Tod
>Rubot
Yes. Now to go listen to the song.
e28130 No.4898317
>>4898139
yup
that's no bullshit
6b086c No.4898319
>>4897414
yfw it's already in Google search auto-completion…
c95669 No.4898320
>>4898246
Oh! Basic Instinct the Fox viewers. So that's how she won the Zionist's heart.
e6dd2d No.4898324
File: 1454992329561.jpg (171.91 KB, 1200x798, 200:133, slide_342136_3535997_free.jpg)
Now that rubot is broke the next best thing that can happen is if Jeb does well in NH. Then Christie takes him on. What a amazing thing that would be. iJeb! getting it from Trump and Christie all at once. He would fucking hang himself.
6d1869 No.4898335
>>4898034
>Christie BTFO of teachers at the town hall
>Christie getting the room to cheer for him after getting after that one guy yelling at him
Hahahahahaha, I love you Krispy Kreme. I wish that Trump would push him more and being out more of his Jersey attitude.
>"I'm unmoved by it."
>implying you can move Christie
80cdcb No.4898340
>>4898269
I'd ask for proof but…nah. I believe you.
f1a283 No.4898341
>>4898324
>not shooting his goblin wife and half breed mongrels before jumping off a high chair in his bedroom
Ya blew it son
9b9ad0 No.4898345
>>4898324
Don't bet on Christie turning on Jeb. I think his role is to take out Rubio, and ride away. I seriously think the GOPe is in a tight spot and going all-in with Jeb again.
Which, if you think about it, is promising, if true. It means that Trump managed to disrupt their original plans early on in the race. The donors started worrying about Jeb and exploring other options. After months of scrambling, they are forced to say "fuck it" and go back to the drawing board - with no new ideas.
6d1869 No.4898351
>>4898284
MarcoSoft
Holy shit, this is a perfect name.
>>4898315
My name is Tim.
e6dd2d No.4898352
>>4898235
The only dick she is sucking is Rupert Murdoch's. He just gave her $10Million by way of his publishing company.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/02/06/megyn-kelly-closes-in-on-10-million-book-deal/
7b7ff2 No.4898369
>>4897535
You're right, we're not going to do anything.
So, by all means, stay complacent. All is well.
6d1869 No.4898382
>>4898352
>Megyn Kelly is entering "Amy Schumer" territory
>She has had a remarkable rise after moderating the Donald Trump. There, she was excoriated by Trump after she called him on his penchant for referring to women who displease him as “fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals.”
Fuck, did /pol/ just meme SJW Megyn Kelly into reality?
>pic of Kelly with dyed hair and problem glasses with the caption "Absolutely Triggered"
25ee38 No.4898398
I don't buy it, this shit can't be a personal quirk or just a mistake under stress/being nervous. The guy is a biological machine.
6e1458 No.4898417
>>4898361
Why is Uncle Ben so based?
7b7ff2 No.4898423
>>4898417
Because we made him that way.
6b086c No.4898429
>>4898320
Why do you think they insist on using certain glass tables on FOX and not allowing the women to wear anything BUT skirts?
>>4898266
>>blonde
See pic related
>>4898382
>>triggered .gif
3237b7 No.4898432
>>4897511
Least funny meme of all time.
efada6 No.4898444
>>4898345
This, plus since they're both governors, I don't think many of the attacks Christie could leverage at a newb like Rubot would work well against Bush. Especially with Christie's own liberal record.
9b9ad0 No.4898448
>>4898382
>Fuck, did /pol/ just meme SJW Megyn Kelly into reality?
What's the difference here between memeing and just seeing the hidden truth?
6d1869 No.4898458
>>4898429
Thanks anon.
>>4898448
I think /pol/ just unmasked the true natures of Kelly and Rubot for all to see.
Godspeed, Emperor Trump!
3237b7 No.4898461
>>4897986
Mattis needs to be Secretary of Defense, Jim Webb is cucked on a lot of important issues. Buchanan for VP for sure.
90ef8f No.4898477
>>4898345
If this is true, it shows yet again the foresight Trump has considering he has constantly hammered Bush despite him being at the bottom of the pack.
f1a283 No.4898479
>>4898361
Absolutely based Ben does it again.
7b7ff2 No.4898488
>>4898461
>Mad Dog Mattis
MEIN NEGER
8bcb35 No.4898491
>>4898361
Ben has truly been molded by /pol/ by now.
I'm glad you've decided to join us Mr. Garrison.
6b086c No.4898496
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4898320
>>4898315
>>4898275
Why do you think Megyn does political coverage and moderates debates now?
bd6d06 No.4898498
>>4897476
Why the fuck is she defending Rubio like she's his PR?
I can't believe I used to find this bitch attractive.
I disgust me.
9b9ad0 No.4898507
>>4898498
>Why the fuck is she defending Rubio like she's his PR?
Ready, anon? Because she is Rubio people are deep into Fox
f3c51c No.4898521
>>4898361
In the any other business we call that a conflict of interest, but I'm just a lowly peasant.
897c27 No.4898564
Trump says the same shit every fucking rally.
You faggots are almost as bad as SJW's, in fact, it seems like you guys are turning into them.
inb4 automated meme replies.
32e41d No.4898573
>>4898496
>those street shitter-tier comments
3237b7 No.4898582
>>4898564
>inb4 automated meme replies
>he says right after copy and pasting the daily shill posts that make weak attempts to turn us on our Fuhrer
Filtered.
bc6d75 No.4898590
>>4898564
Thanks for your valuable insight, /intl/.
Are you going to call us "nazis" too? Maybe throw in a lecture on how kikepedia says that holohoax happened?
f1a283 No.4898609
>>4897872
Even Hillary laughed her ass off at this poll
f47fac No.4898618
>>4897535
Oy vey remember de shoah goyim
Or have you forgotten so soon, Moshe?
8212c6 No.4898625
>>4897476
I noticed Christie said "management" insteda of something like "govern" or "governeing". He is in it for Trump you blatantly says it.
6b086c No.4898632
>>4898573
lol. also,
GOOD LUCK ASSAD
>>4898564
This is true. But he is not on-prompter (so it's safe to stay on point) but at least he keeps things lively with the audience. He interacts with them. People know what he's going to say but still show up because he is a funny guy.
>>4897414
pic related
545bbe No.4898633
>>4898564
There is difference between giving similar overarching talks and repeating it multiple times on one night like Rubio did
Krispie Cream him self talks about this
593bd0 No.4898659
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4898121
It's Trump or bust for president, I'm just saying he deserves a cabinet appointment of some sort for all the good he's done in absolutely destroying Jubio.
Just saw this video of Shillanopolous trying to bait him into attacking Trump and blows him out.
9b9ad0 No.4898695
Might deserve extra thread, but 3 tiny towns in NH have already begun voting. Kasich won one, Trump got some votes.
http://www.npr.org/2016/02/08/466073545/3-tiny-new-hampshire-towns-vote-at-midnight-do-they-predict-anything
6b086c No.4898698
>>4898659
>>stephanopoulos
More like staphylococcus as Savage calls him
The guy is a Clinton-operative masquerading as a journalist.
a83732 No.4898722
>>4897967
That image never gets old.
Rand was so BTFO'd, he dropped and whined about Trump the entire time.
He mad.
9f1ca2 No.4898726
>>4897872
>Clinton in first
>Sleepy Negro last
Sweet Jesus, what? I expect stupidity from democracy, not outright insanity.
I don't think Carson would make a good president or anything, but I can't exactly imagine him starting any wars.
9b9ad0 No.4898732
>>4898695
cont'd
Here it is for Dixville Notch - which Rubio was projected to win
Kasich 3
Trump 2
Bernie 4
https://twitter.com/TheBradMielke/status/696922726863400960
897c27 No.4898742
>>4898633
Were gonna build a wall
Make America great again
Mexico is going to pay for it.
What's always funny about these elections is that the candidates always patronize the audience and treat them as idiots. Not surprising, since these candidates could care less about the goyim.
How will Trump make America great again? Fixing gun bans and kicking out illegals? He will still allow immigration, which will still kill the White Race.
Voting for trump is like voting for someone to lead the 3rd Reich when the Russians were invading Berlin.
I'm still voting for trump though, just for the lulz and all the butthurt it will create.
802ba7 No.4898743
>>4897476
Tons-O-Fun confirmed for Trump's Attorney General, replacing Trey Gowdy after their recent falling out.
cc9542 No.4898788
>>4898726
Maybe they think she'll turn the entire country into a safe space?
They're probably right
6d1869 No.4898805
>>4898788
I hope your Hitler dubs prove you wrong. Trump for office or nobody.
fbb8ac No.4898806
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4897804
Yup. And Marcobot has the Maverick Virus.
aa4ac4 No.4898811
>>4898788
>US becomes a nation-wide "safe space"
Whelp, I guess we gotta keep her from becoming President, now don't we?
cc3c7a No.4898818
>>4897476
God, I love that fat fuck.
fbb8ac No.4898830
>>4898743
And you know he would go hard in the Glaze on the organized crime non-white and start really putting some people away. It's how conservative AG's get their name.
897c27 No.4898831
Christie looks better than trump, tbh
029b39 No.4898833
>>4897523
Nobody buys it. Nobody buys it.
53e239 No.4898841
>>4898284
Or, Garrison actually comes to /pol/
cc9542 No.4898848
>>4898788
Goddammit, I didn't want these dubs.
I hope based Hitler is telling me that this will never come to pass.
9b9ad0 No.4898853
>>4898833
Let's dispel once and for all…
80cdcb No.4898854
>>4898841
You weren't around when he visited last year I take it?
f3c51c No.4898857
>>4898742
At this point its for the luls, there is no redemption.
80cdcb No.4898860
e14a7b No.4898917
>>4898860
I was there but this gives me keks to see it again.
cc3c7a No.4898922
>>4898057
Ben has posted here a bunch of times
545bbe No.4898933
>>4898742
Its hype, Trump is doing what Sports Teams do, he wants his supporters to be energetic, to be enthusiastic because if they see Trump followers all exicted around him while seeing Gloomy Shillary fans they'll start to think Is he real evil
b72bb5 No.4899087
>>4897476
>that last line she says about going for milkshakes instead of coffee/tea
>something about milkshakes seems familiar
>it fucking hits me that Bill O'Reilly was giving Trump a hard time for not showing up to the previous Fox debate and was saying Trump owed him milkshakes
>she literally can't stop thinking about Trump
It has to be this. There's no fucking way it went from beer to milkshakes like that.
8a4776 No.4899093
"Milkshakes" is code for 'prostitutes'.
3fb36c No.4899106
>>4897476
Excellent. Since the beginning it's been clear that Christie is one of the better speakers (and not just in style). Too bad has some bad policies.
On another note, Megyn Kelly has gone the way of the short hair? That's near as telling a warning sign as fluorescent hair is.
3fb36c No.4899156
>>4898057
Yes. He also takes requests for comics. (I think through his Patreon?) A couple of his recent ones have had "thanks so-and-so" on them, I wouldn't be surprised if those names are aliases of /pol/lacks.
>>4899087
Ah, must be.
You can tell that Christie is confused by it, but after about 0.8 seconds of thought, he responds with "Alright, we'll go to Blakes". What a contrast to marcobot! And probably to many other candidates.
33a818 No.4899209
>>4898057
Never underestimate the Ten-Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere.
3fb36c No.4899219
>>4898059
Nice, thanks for linking that.
>>4898057
>>4899156
Pic related.
cb4634 No.4899241
File: 1454997195121.jpg (612.65 KB, 1600x1299, 1600:1299, Sioux_War_Party_framed.jpg)
>>4898361
I LOVE YOU BEN GARRISON
Your book was great. Fuck those kikes who slandered you by editing your comics.
3f6946 No.4899253
>as you saw, Janette and I are raising our children in the 21st Century
ff1948 No.4899274
>>4897461
Under-appreciated bantz.
b68da6 No.4899279
>>4899106
What do you expect? Fox News as a whole is turning to Muh Feminism. Just don't expect any subtlety like what you get from MSNBC. Or any of the legitimacy.
2a4344 No.4899336
>>4897414
IT'S THE CURRENT CENTURY
3fb36c No.4899337
>>4898506
>>4898726
Just like "who won the debate" polls, "who makes you feel x" or "who is best at x" polls are just popularity contests. People just vote for their chosen candidate.
>>4899279
>subtlety like what you get from MSNBC
Currentyearland-er here, so I don't know the American networks well - is this a joke? I thought MSNBC was very far left.
cb4634 No.4899341
>>4899279
Literally the only good thing about MSNBC is Mika.
37061d No.4899344
We need to dispel with this fiction that in the 21st century we know how hard it's become to instill our values in our kids.
6aa1d5 No.4899366
>>4899279
Why do you have a trip on?
3df92d No.4899367
>>4899336
AND IT'S OFF TO A RUNNING START
9b9ad0 No.4899370
>>4899337
MSNBC's far left reputation has been earned. But they also have Morning Joe, which is based.
3fb36c No.4899401
>>4899370
I see. Morning Joe eh? All I've seen of Morning Joe is the episode where Trump all but states the Jews are helping fund ISIS, and the interviewers at first try to flush it out of him but then back off.
6c722e No.4899408
>>4899401
mika is my waifu
6d1869 No.4899417
>>4899401
>>4899408
>tfw watched that clip
>tfw seeing Mika blush
It's cute seeing people redpilled like that.
37061d No.4899484
>>4897476
>This is the difference between being a Governor…
That's all they got on him, fam. Pathetic attempt at a stumping.
ff1948 No.4899486
>>4897986
>Secretary of the Treasury: Rand Paul
RON OR BUST!
37061d No.4899493
>>4897616
The Kreme's rising to the top.
6c722e No.4899497
204eda No.4899503
fbb8ac No.4899509
>>4898423
>>4898417
It's magic; I ain't gotta explain shit.
ff1948 No.4899511
>>4898087
>[current century]
37061d No.4899528
>>4899497
Nigger, I'm saying those 8 tiny words are the only repetition Krispie has done, and that FOX is trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill. Learn some reading comprehension you mongrel.
c107e8 No.4899529
Other than christie being a tub of lard what's bad about him?
we got pics of him in a kippah, sucking a baby jew dick? his signature on some black gay tranny marriage licenses, ar ban stuff, pro TPP? pro CISPA? He is a bit of a police state motherfucker from what I've heard, he seems like a big brother kind of repub.
Where is the dirt?
9b9ad0 No.4899538
>>4899529
>Where is the dirt?
Stored on Hillary Clinton's private server.
946ab6 No.4899580
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4898136
Somebody webm that gif with this song
fbb8ac No.4899615
>>4899529
He ate it. Just like he's going to munch down Marco Rubio like a glazed Churro.
FEED ME MORE SPICS!
3df92d No.4899640
>>4899503
>mixing bash and windows executables
nigger
either rubio.exe or ./rubio.sh (don't forget to chmod +x it first!)
b68da6 No.4899643
>>4899337
>Currentyearland-er here, so I don't know the American networks well - is this a joke? I thought MSNBC was very far left.
Be very glad i keep this namefaggery going on. I started in on 4chan in 08/09 during a mental crucible of my life. Their is no humor from my era.
Only the shit. And the shoveling.
fdb320 No.4899742
I'm starting to like Christie and the SleepyNegro just because the establishment hates them so much.
I could see Trump giving them some position in his cabinet. I don't know if SleepyNig would want the Surgeon General spot or if Christie would take Atty General, but those are both places that they certainly fit in. They are the most unique and underrated candidates running in this election.
Christie finally called Trump a "friend" and after Trump did the humane thing and stood with SleepyNig at the debate, this whole thing has become very human. I'll admit, this is the first election I've followed this closely, but there hasn't been a set of candidates like this in my life. I'm totally captivated.
But Christie and Carson aren't as bad as Cruz, Rubio and Turtle. I think they actually have the best of intentions in running for president. I don't know how either of them would do with the job itself, but I think they have half-assed intentions of fixing some things.
I wouldn't vote for them even if Trump wasn't running, but we've laid bigger turds. Kasich isn't exactly an anti-christ and he has agreed with Trump on a lot of issues, particularly trade, but he doesn't seem presidential. I would, however, make room for Kasich in the cabinet, just not sure where.
340767 No.4899911
>>4897476
I hope Trump makes him Secretary of Donuts or something.
fdb320 No.4899937
>>4899911
911 dubs confirms…
fbb8ac No.4900117
>>4899643
Die in a fire, tripfag. I'm older than you.
9b9ad0 No.4900125
>>4900117
That was the appropriate response.
b68da6 No.4900209
>>4900117
You think I dispute that?
OR THAT I EVEN CARE?
d651f5 No.4900255
>>4897656
AB21.org = American Bridge 21st Century PAC
"American Bridge 21st Century is a liberal super PAC that conducts opposition research to aid Democratic candidates and organizations."
WARNING: THESE FAGBOTS ARE BERNIE CUCKS
fbb8ac No.4900286
>>4900209
No. But you still need to die in a fire. Now with that out of the way; get your shit shovel out. We've got digging to do.
f0f56b No.4900894
>>4899742
This is truly the most amazing election I've ever followed but the consequences for rigging/getting the wrong candidate through have never been as severe, so it's nail biting.
The entire world will be affected by this decision. We can't stop fighting for America's future for one minute. America won't exist anymore if the establishment gets its way.
9b9ad0 No.4900958
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4900894
>This is truly the most amazing election I've ever followed but the consequences for rigging/getting the wrong candidate through have never been as severe, so it's nail biting.
This has been one of my songs for Trump & this election. That Niskey guy or Gex need to do a Trump 2016 rendition.
6c1f9f No.4901544
>>4898059
holy shit. I've just been through a bunch of Christie videos. That man is certifiably high energy.
c9c96a No.4901615
>>4898087
you should have said reset
101925 No.4901633
>>4898806
Don't joke about that shit, Anon. The Maverick threat is very real and very serious.
13d742 No.4901645
Marco Robiot gets set loose, blows a fuse!
This is too easy.
13d742 No.4901659
>>4900255
>full of appeals to white people
What's the deal with Bernie?
b25798 No.4901664
>>4897414
>>4897414
Someone need to do a side by side comparison like the NH debate
b7368b No.4901696
>>4897414
>Searching:
>Winner.exe not found
>ENGAGE OBAMA SUPPORT SCRIPT
>Script ineffective
>What is MarcoTron's purpose?
>Why can't MarcoTron feel love?
ea59ff No.4901719
482d82 No.4901734
>>4897476
I bet they would still try denying the fact that Marco is the establishment candidate.
482d82 No.4901813
>>4897476
I really like to hear him speak and take down people. Cruz does it too, but he's just so unlikable. I don't really know what Chris Christie is for though. Maybe I haven't been listening to the debates, but I don't think I've heard him speak much about policy at all, like immigration and foreign policy.
5e2632 No.4901861
>>4897476
"Nobody buys it. Sorry." her sunned fucking silence. Jesus his rebuttal and delivery is exceptional
d3f1a9 No.4902021
>>4898269
Hey Ben, before all this and even before half-chan trolls, I gotta tell ya I sent ya an email all about my political ideas and asked you to draw a logo for free cuz I was broke.
Little did I know we'd both find ourselves here. The internet is a small place.
b12a42 No.4902033
>>4897414
Bibi writes the speeches
Bill writes the software that delivers the speeches.
cache 32k
53eb80 No.4902044
97342e No.4902202
>>4897589
You can hear it in the tone of her voice, she is clearly a fan of Rubio beyond just following marching orders. She fawned all over him for his over-rehearsed talking points last week too. She's crushingly disappointed that the Rubiosurge meme not only didn't catch on, it seems to have triggered some epic meltdown in Rubio himself.
>>4898345
Yep, and it's all because of his unpredictability. He's left them with so many loose ends to tie up they can barely manage a cohesive narrative much less mount any meaningful opposition.
164907 No.4902230
>>4898564
Holy shit, Megyn is posting on 8chan.
Good job being retarded, Meg.
0e8abc No.4902257
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>>4898564
>You faggots are almost as bad as SJW's, in fact, it seems like you guys are turning into them.
a83049 No.4902281
>>4897476
Christie fucking pushed her shit in.
I feel like Christie is Trump-lite.
also wtf is wrong with Megyn's hair. She used to be like a QT
013cb1 No.4902316
>>4898564
>Trump should make up completely random bullshit everytime he speaks so he can be le different
>"I am 14 and I think it's cool to be different Xd"
db2223 No.4902339
Marcosoft Roboto's campaign is so fucking dead that the establishment ran back to Yeb!
455ba8 No.4902383
>>4899640
are you retard or do you not know that bourne shell implementations are available for windows
in fact why the fuck would you not be using cygwin if you *have* to work on windows
3ac65e No.4903726
>>4898564
>Not understanding how to appeal to normies
153b0b No.4903754
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ab9e00 No.4903801
>>4897427
I think Marcosoft still suffers from the after effects of stacked ranking.
Seriously, a corproation that at one time was the leading edge of software development switched from collaborative team effort to a system where it was every man and woman for themselves, even at the expense of fellow team workers. Why did they do this? It wasn't because the system was efficient.
Because it was "cost effective".
And Marxosoft lost its lead and has been steadily losing its dominance.
All because the head honchos thought it was a good idea to make employee's basically engage in gladiatorial combat every day at work just to justify their big salaries.
Working 80 hours a week just to show your dedication? Yeah, that shit started at Marcosoft.
Now Marcosoft, fresh off its failures in the mobile market, decided to build a Presidential Candidate for the GOP (while still making huge contributions to Hillary, got to hedge those bets).
And in typical Redmond style, they didn't engineer a robot that can handle highly fluid situations like answering questions in a Presidential Election Debate. Nor did they invest in a better memory system so the Marcobot repeats itself.
Marco Lubio v.2.5 saw that Jeb! was the /r9k/ candidate and in its programmed drive to Beat Bush it initiated its /r9k/ voter appeal programming.
4ce66c No.4903957
742a9e No.4904098
>>4898743
Anybody mind linking what happened with ROWDY GOWDY?
91c3fe No.4904117
>>4898659
Chris looks sick. Poison, radiation, or just flu? Microsoft is trying to destroy the Trump attack dog from gnawing on Rubio's ankle.
GOOD HEALTH KRISPY
107c6f No.4904309
4ef5a3 No.4904953
>>4897476
Here is our future fatty hardass Sec of State telling this woman who is obviously enamored by our God Emperor that her false support for Rubio doesn't fool anyone.
1513f9 No.4904981
The punditry is assmad about the robot meme. The articles denouncing this 'awful' attack are making the rounds.
2ff186 No.4905138
>>4897535
>The White Man will never do anything other than complain on the internet.
>That's a fucking fact.
we invented it nigger so we have every right to do it.
04aa62 No.4905254
>>4897511
>Rubio continues to rig the vote and "wins" a slim victory over Trump.
>Rubio gets the nomination despite Trump's protests. He's the most electable! We must pick him! Says the cuckservative.
>General election happens and 40% of the republican base doesn't bother to vote because they are salty about Trump "losing" the nomination.
>Hillary wins a landslide victory.
>Four years of hell. Democrats secure several states through illegal immigration.
>2020 the Republican party comes together. "What went wrong?" "How did we manage to lose?" "That's obvious. It was because Trump divided the party!" "Yeah fuck Trump, and fuck far right candidates! If we want to win we need someone that "appeals" to the left's voters!"
4ce66c No.4905766
>>4905254
RUBIO WILL MAKE SHOTAS GREAT AGAIN
a2c81b No.4905916
>>4903801
>Marco Lubio v.2.5 saw that Jeb! was the /r9k/ candidate and in its programmed drive to Beat Bush it initiated its /r9k/ voter appeal programming.
Trump is the /r9k/ candidate, he pretty much embodies Smug Pepe.
d89f90 No.4906053
fc761d No.4906095
>>4897476
Christie is supposed to be worth $4 million, why doesn't he just get weight loss surgery and instantly become more appealing?
5f67e8 No.4906227
rumor going around Megan Kelly likes young pussy
a82cfb No.4906327
>>4900255
thats alot of cucks.
2ae88c No.4906671
>>4897476
Why does he do it?
Milkshakes
:^)
c5557c No.4907072
>>4897476
He should have ended with "You know what ? forget the beer, buy me a donut"
96f241 No.4907876
>>4905254
If this honestly happens, I'm taking everything I own and going off the grid inna woods hardcore, as far away from human civilization as possible.
Probably move to montana or something and go completely radio silent in terms of outside contact. Let the nation burn, they're to stupid to save at that point.
346e72 No.4907960
>>4897414
Let's dispel this fiction that Rubio's glitchy Microsoft operating system makes him unfit to be President. He knows exactly what he's doing. Let's dispel this fiction that Rubio's glitchy Microsoft operating system makes him unfit to be President. He knows exactly what he's doing. Let's dispel this fiction that Rubio's glitchy Microsoft operating system makes him unfit to be President. He knows exactly what he's doing. Let's dispel this fiction that Rubio's glitchy Microsoft operating system makes him unfit to be President. He knows exactly what he's doing.
2443ea No.4910868
f4f622 No.4917826
>>4897614
I'd say so yes. Same thing with Obongo. Clinton. Bush. If anyone did some research into MKULTRA, there is no denying that Rubio is programmed, and quite literally becomming a biological robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtZ-Aw33hDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02GJ-QBs3lM ("Hold on a second, I can't hear myself.")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7r_XFMT_M
dd7d78 No.4917928
>>4898564
It al seems very repetitive, since we watch ever rally live. I think most people who show up have only heard him once or twice.
It's like going to a theater and watch a movie or a performance. He repeats his show over and over again like artists do who go on a tour.
I've watched a couple of his rallies and now i either have it on the background or watching the threads to see if anything interesting happens