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YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

File: 1455066341347.jpg (19.71 KB, 460x259, 460:259, 150709211727-trump-on-obam….jpg)

0e3e4d No.4911076

GOD EMPEROR HAS WON NH!

aserthaerghaergawergaergaergaergaergaergaergaergaergaergaergaergaegaergaergaergaegaergaergaerg

3f32f1 No.4911101

File: 1455066402493.png (181.25 KB, 382x326, 191:163, stylin.png)


0e3e4d No.4911114

75 chars


d8917b No.4911150

File: 1455066510797.jpeg (199.57 KB, 1600x1267, 1600:1267, james-dean-L-O5mZlk.jpeg)

Well Done Trumpen Fuhrer.

American 4th Reich now, European nationalism surge later!


121677 No.4911196

jeb bush on suicide watch


7d8ab4 No.4911199

>>4911076

BRAVO. Good night tonight lads. Enjoy the victory.


0e3e4d No.4911225

wtf is kasich doing in 2nd?


7268cc No.4911230

>>4911182

GREAT 2016 EUROPEAN CRUSADE

MEME IT INTO EXISTENCE!

Ave Imperator Trump, morituri te salutant!


0051d1 No.4911242

File: 1455066843898.png (444.38 KB, 1004x720, 251:180, 1455066627427.png)

HUFFHOAX IS ASS PAINED SO HARD


c75577 No.4911247

File: 1455066857219.jpg (8.82 KB, 246x205, 6:5, daddy howard.jpg)

>>4911204

B U T T H U R T


5f1b14 No.4911248

HAIL TRUMP, HAIL VICTORY


e2a5eb No.4911250

1488 WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

SIEG HEIL TRUMP

1488 WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

SIEG HEIL TRUMP

1488 WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

SIEG HEIL TRUMP

1488 WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

SIEG HEIL TRUMP

1488 WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

SIEG HEIL TRUMP


ab5d2a No.4911254

SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH! THEY CANT EVEN TALK SHIT!


84a483 No.4911260

Christie will be rewarded handsomely for his work. Rubio is trashed.


4dae63 No.4911262

A small lead of 20%.


3f32f1 No.4911263

>>4911242

LMAO

E

L


69fd2d No.4911264

File: 1455066920768.png (334.42 KB, 1183x890, 1183:890, Firefox_Screenshot_2016-02….png)

HUFFPO ANALLY ANNIHILATED


2cd522 No.4911267

>>4911225

He spent literally ALL his time and money going door to fucking door and begging people to vote for him.

He has no presence in any other state whatsoever.

Best Case is for Kasich and Jeb to get 2nd and 3rd because they're not a threat to Trump, while Cruz and Rubio get less than 10% and thus NO DELEGATES


158860 No.4911269

File: 1455066933734.jpg (122.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 455630_1280x720.jpg)

>>4911242

They can Huff and puff all they want but its

GLORIOUS


e34470 No.4911272

Victory speech where?


1efaa8 No.4911273

feel that /pol/?

that's what it feels like to have a victory against the kike globalists

it's a small victory, but a victory nonetheless

let this feeling motivate us to keep it going


358270 No.4911274

>>4911242

A few months back didn't HuffPo say they wouldn't cover Trump anymore outside of the "entertainment" section


eff94d No.4911277

File: 1455066966236.jpg (30.51 KB, 400x320, 5:4, image.jpg)


cf729f No.4911278

>>4911242

>IF I PUT THINGS IN CAPSLOCK, MAYBE PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH ME

I love it, this is the second time huff went and had an autistic fit.


38decd No.4911282

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!!!


4ce14f No.4911284

>>4911242

>>4911264

Do they really think they can continue to stay in business in Trump's America?

Those jews are going to learn what a real holocaust is like.


ea8c03 No.4911286

Calls Cruz a pussy in front of thousands of people, wins handily the next day

TRUMP

TRUMP

TRUMP

TRUMP


5f1b14 No.4911287

File: 1455066998934.jpg (25.54 KB, 406x422, 203:211, 1430767092213.jpg)

>>4911264

Now this is some tasty salt


bbf653 No.4911289

File: 1455067005167.gif (95.76 KB, 216x203, 216:203, clapclap.gif)

>>4911264

Stay triggered, subhumans!


e9099a No.4911291

File: 1455067012491.png (287.11 KB, 998x910, 499:455, 1455066657856.png)

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://archive.is/gs5tV


513277 No.4911293

File: 1455067014233.jpg (60.26 KB, 277x498, 277:498, 1451954722193-1.jpg)


97c4c7 No.4911298

>>4911273

The God-Emperor's momentum will carry him through every state.

You cannot stump the God-Emperor.


7268cc No.4911299

CNN: Major, major victory for Donald Trump

Nice.


e34470 No.4911301

>>4911282

MAKE AMERICA

GREAT

AGAIN

AMERICA WILL FINALLY FIGHT IN A WAR THAT ISN'T RETARDED


fd04b4 No.4911302

Before we get multiple threads going

>>4909440

>>4909440

>>4909440

>>4909440

>>4909440

Go here


38decd No.4911303

File: 1455067032512.gif (987.16 KB, 229x176, 229:176, 1454191577849.gif)


45df7e No.4911304

TRUMP ON THE RISE

OHIO MAN NOW SURGING IN REVERSE


964a11 No.4911305

File: 1455067046452.jpg (132.26 KB, 831x643, 831:643, hurt.jpg)


13bbf5 No.4911306

File: 1455067051073.jpg (8.42 KB, 152x172, 38:43, slappening.jpg)

>>4911242

>>4911264

BUTTHURT

U

T

T

H

U

R

T


ea8c03 No.4911308

>>4911264

Libtears taste soooooo yummy.


4ce14f No.4911314

>>4911302

NEVER

YOU CANNOT CONTAIN US

WE ARE TRUMP NATION


4c4081 No.4911315

>>4911264

Trump should sue these faggots for defamation


247803 No.4911317

>>4911242

I love how they don't even realise how this seriously ruins their reputation. Looking like opinionated spiteful salty losers and pro-Islamic shills (Muh 1.6 billion!) while ridiculing the electorate only hurts their image.


ab5d2a No.4911318

>>4911264

when can we go full putin on these lugenpresse?


8024a4 No.4911322

File: 1455067098341.png (454.82 KB, 625x480, 125:96, 1417272316745.png)

>>4911242

>huffpost right now


4a9643 No.4911323

File: 1455067101792.png (51.27 KB, 191x217, 191:217, 1420487911130.png)


38decd No.4911324

>>4911304

NOT OHIO MAN, HIS NAME IS KIOSK


b32f07 No.4911325

File: 1455067109352.jpg (7.21 KB, 250x248, 125:124, 0.jpg)

>only 8% of precincts reporting and Trump's already won


637571 No.4911326

>>4911264

They look like a anarcho-communist blogspot HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

This shit is hilarious.


2b9779 No.4911327

File: 1455067103509.gif (677.56 KB, 480x320, 3:2, 1438167104919.gif)


1efaa8 No.4911338

File: 1455067142603.jpg (9.74 KB, 240x200, 6:5, 1364677504831.jpg)

>>4911264

true colors in 3….2….


288903 No.4911339

File: 1455067142980.jpg (157.79 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 562a25af446f60c756fb919c09….jpg)

>>4911264

All they can ever do is shit out the usual word salad. I'm amazed it has been successful up to now.


121677 No.4911341

File: 1455067163054.jpg (28.18 KB, 511x428, 511:428, tomcruiselaughing.JPG)


ec860a No.4911343

File: 1455067169224.jpg (110.57 KB, 900x674, 450:337, 1447178720812-2.jpg)

Trump just took Cruz's NH northern county


8e1c7b No.4911347

File: 1455067187974.png (978.07 KB, 567x960, 189:320, 1453436682138-0.png)


dac79f No.4911348

Can someone explain why there are 9 republican candidates but only 2 democraps?


e34470 No.4911349

Trump wins in exact same counties as Bernie

y


872313 No.4911350

File: 1455067233443.png (260.96 KB, 338x750, 169:375, 7cjrU8F.png)

Is this what hope feels like?


69fd2d No.4911351

File: 1455067233438.png (364.89 KB, 715x647, 715:647, madasfuck.png)


38decd No.4911354

File: 1455067233390.jpg (147.32 KB, 1200x776, 150:97, PHILS WIN!.jpg)

>>4911282

TFW YOU CAN BE A REAL AMERICAN AGAIN


0f2d5f No.4911355

File: 1455067233445.jpg (88.74 KB, 640x460, 32:23, 748037947398.jpg)

>>4911242

LIBERALS SPILL THEIR SPAGHETTI

POST YOUR WARFACE NOW VICTORY IS AT HAND


0e3e4d No.4911357

>>4911302

that thread is pre show, this thread is the after party


73a9d5 No.4911359

File: 1455067233567.jpg (188.2 KB, 824x1000, 103:125, 2 plus 2 equals 4.jpg)

>>4911076

>>4911242

>>4911150

LÜGENPRESSE IS LOSING THEIR MINDS

Heil victory lads, heil victory.


513277 No.4911360

File: 1455067233438.gif (1.55 MB, 350x240, 35:24, 1446435542539-0.gif)


ea8c03 No.4911362

>>4911242

Ariana's still assmad that Trump said she turned her husband into a faggot.


eff94d No.4911364

File: 1455067239206.jpg (401.84 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, image.jpg)


e2a5eb No.4911365

ANTI-TRUMP SHILLS CURRENTLY COMMITTING SUICIDE EN MASSE


9f626c No.4911374

Question:

Since delegates wins the true Presidential race in Democrat vs Republican, does Trump get the delegates that shitties like Jeb and Rubio steal when these 2 back out of the race?


f73a27 No.4911375

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

6cc415 No.4911378

File: 1455067283819.png (128.72 KB, 354x504, 59:84, merchant wer 343.png)

>>4911274

You got it reversed, they used to cover him under huffpo entertainment, but then they turned and said "omg he's not just a joke, he's literally second Hitler we can't treat him like a clown any longer HELP HELP"


358270 No.4911380

File: 1455067286958.png (22.82 KB, 638x261, 22:9, authors.png)

Is Bobic some russian jew name?


97c4c7 No.4911381

File: 1455067287429.jpg (81.17 KB, 600x790, 60:79, TrumpPathOfLight.jpg)

Well, it was great cheering on the God-Emperor with you guys, but I feel like crap, so I'm going to bed.

Will be interested in seeing the final tally tomorrow.

We're well on our way to making America great again.


0bbd50 No.4911385

File: 1455067289208.jpg (63.55 KB, 296x365, 296:365, 1401381453358.jpg)


39fd4f No.4911386

File: 1455067283819.png (575.24 KB, 404x853, 404:853, 12472404_1104530676225836_….png)

>>4911242

SO MAD!


e34470 No.4911393

Victory speech where?


eb54ef No.4911395

>>4911348

because stupidity is monotonous


fd3402 No.4911397

He won by how much?


4bd44a No.4911401

File: 1455067328977.jpg (111.84 KB, 708x860, 177:215, Covers_029_708_860_85_s.jpg)

He did lit lads, he really did it.

He trashed Rubios campaign :D


38decd No.4911404

>>4911380

no. just a sjw race traitor wannabe jew


b02d0a No.4911405

ALL HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP

ALL HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP

ALL HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP


e34470 No.4911409

>>4911380

SERIOUSLY

LITERALLY


9bf4bd No.4911410

File: 1455067349940.webm (762.52 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1423845693438.webm)

>>4911242

huttburt as fuck


4ce14f No.4911412

>>4911397

NH is still reporting their votes.

We don't know yet.


34587c No.4911417

File: 1455067356588.jpg (11.97 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1454989637440-0.jpg)

>clinton looking for "more diverse" voters elsewhere

DIVERSE = SERFS


cab7dc No.4911419

File: 1455067375889.jpg (39.43 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1450298213153.jpg)

>>4911242

OY VEY


eb54ef No.4911424


637571 No.4911426

File: 1455067383636.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.17 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 9f2f565b11b57ca2b096d5b11b….jpg)

TIME FOR RECKLESS SHITPOSTING.


bd9e4b No.4911430

File: 1455067401962.png (6.97 KB, 1789x91, 1789:91, 1488.PNG)

1488

BUILD IT


38decd No.4911432

File: 1455067413296.jpg (9.75 KB, 255x210, 17:14, the waterboy.jpg)

>>4911401

AYE! OH! RUBIO FUGGETABOUTIT!


e69bb8 No.4911433

File: 1455067410601.jpg (80.89 KB, 500x482, 250:241, 1441293120490.jpg)


152a26 No.4911440

>>4911242

""""JOURNALISM""""


92c1fc No.4911441

File: 1455067419625-0.webm (1.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, salty.webm)

File: 1455067419628-1.png (287.1 KB, 998x910, 499:455, Impartial Media.png)

>>4911076

GLORIOUS

L

O

R

I

O

U

S


c52c38 No.4911446

>>4911374

It doesn't matter once the nominee is declared. These delegates have nothing to do with the general election.


e34470 No.4911447

Trump and Bernie are winning in the same states because those are the states that have reported in so far. Bernie and Trump are getting the most votes, so that's why it looks like they're winning in the same states


5f1b14 No.4911449

>>4911401

THANK YOU KRISPY KREME


1efaa8 No.4911450

on the other side of the fence hilldog is being BTFO as well

60/40


eff94d No.4911454

File: 1455067474142.jpg (88.34 KB, 600x363, 200:121, image.jpg)


482f28 No.4911464

>>4911348

The Republicans knew ¡Jeb! was a shitty candidate, so they flooded the field in order that he could win the nomination with 20% of the vote.


25cd08 No.4911466

File: 1455067499887.jpg (77.49 KB, 640x623, 640:623, 1452961786934-1.jpg)

>All that salt on the Huffington Post

WE'RE CRASHING THEIR SITE WITH NO SURVIVORS!


2246c1 No.4911468

File: 1455067495860.png (1.03 MB, 960x638, 480:319, male power.png)

>>4911264

WHITE MALE POWER!


524a68 No.4911469

File: 1455067503740.jpg (115.86 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 1454615770278.jpg)


4dae63 No.4911470

File: 1455067511005.jpg (123.42 KB, 657x720, 73:80, mfw strawberry vodka mix.jpg)

>>4911355

TO BATTLE!


84a483 No.4911471

>>4911464

I love how this completely backfired on them


e34470 No.4911474

GILMORE SURGING

14 VOTES

TRUMP BTFO

TRUMP STUMPED


fd3402 No.4911479

File: 1455067524739-0.png (470.46 KB, 775x719, 775:719, 1429688554294.png)

File: 1455067524759-1.jpg (58.23 KB, 640x802, 320:401, 3171670_640px.jpg)

File: 1455067524763-2.jpg (47.1 KB, 348x400, 87:100, 142828151341.jpg)

File: 1455067524770-3.jpg (2.76 KB, 125x114, 125:114, 141639834760.jpg)

[INTERESTING TIMES INTENSIFIES]


637571 No.4911480

File: 1455067525501.jpg (463.69 KB, 1151x1598, 1151:1598, 3287111357cf623e6727626523….jpg)

>>4911380

HuffPo literally just can't.


7268cc No.4911481

CNN: The G✡P establishment candidates are splitting up the vote. They need to drop out so they can beat Trump. If you add up their votes, it is bigger than Trump. Oy vey!!!!!

This was from (((John King))) (a recent convert)


39fd4f No.4911487

>>4911401

Krispy Kreme better get some sort of position in the God Emperor's court.


08ae2c No.4911488

File: 1455067542102.mp4 (1.99 MB, 426x240, 71:40, hillary.mp4)

>>4911141

Reminds me of an old ytmnd from long ago.


4a9643 No.4911494

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THE EMPEROR IS GOING TO GRACE US AFTER HIS VICTORY


637571 No.4911496

File: 1455067581632.jpg (628.84 KB, 1000x749, 1000:749, 1445683826133.jpg)

>>4911474

He got 12 votes in Iowa so yeah, he is actually surging.


38decd No.4911501

>>4911487

He is gonna whack all of the luggenpresse


743d19 No.4911504

>>4911441

I thought for sure that was a shop. Holy shit my sides are gone.


2cd522 No.4911509

>>4911401

THANK YOU KRISPY KREME

MAY YOUR DONUTS BE EVER FRESH AND COFFEE ALWAYS HOT


7268cc No.4911510

>>4911487

Hive mind is real. I was just looking at Christie's 8% and thinking wow, he got absolutely nothing but he sacrificed it all for the Emperor.


d7a186 No.4911511

File: 1455067624464.png (15.93 KB, 595x116, 595:116, dude.png)

>DUDE WEED LMAO


ab4868 No.4911515

File: 1455067632108.jpg (21.06 KB, 225x246, 75:82, huffpo.jpg)


513277 No.4911516

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fd04b4 No.4911518

File: 1455067649502.png (9.63 KB, 489x35, 489:35, Screen shot 2016-02-09 at ….png)

Checkmark was just added, what does it mean?


c52c38 No.4911521

SANDERS BEAT CLINTON WOMEN VOTE 56-44

MUH VAGINA CAMPAIGN BTFO

Holy fucking shit, we called it back in summer. Trump vs. Sanders. Meme it.


3f32f1 No.4911524

>>4911487

Fuck no, he wants to start WW3 with russia, keep him fucking away preferably in a sealed refrigerator box


e2a5eb No.4911525

>>4911488

checked


15477d No.4911534

>>4911487

He will be in charge of public health and safety


247803 No.4911535


e596d3 No.4911536

>>4911518

Nothing, since the primary is for delegates not first place.


c0d557 No.4911539

>>4911487

He's going to get the food court.


67a873 No.4911540

>>4911518

verified user


20aa24 No.4911542

File: 1455067712622.jpg (54.04 KB, 539x604, 539:604, kick ass-4.jpg)

Im so happy right now


6917cb No.4911543

File: 1455067714557.jpg (221.21 KB, 1024x1013, 1024:1013, confederatepepe.jpg)

>>4911282

MAKE AMERICA GREAT GOD KING!


5f1b14 No.4911544

>>4911518

They're calling it a win, Trumpinator has won New Hampshire.


8024a4 No.4911545

File: 1455067716631.png (18.71 KB, 469x488, 469:488, trump won.PNG)

GOP ON SUICIDE WATCH

O

P

O

N

S

U

I

C

I

D

E

W

A

T

C

H


a8a118 No.4911547

Don't get me wrong I'm fucking excited Trump won but how can you tell if you're only at 10%?


ddd7bb No.4911548

File: 1455067723958-0.jpg (4.27 KB, 152x156, 38:39, ahahaha.JPG)

File: 1455067723958-1.jpg (28.13 KB, 460x307, 460:307, lights aint even mad.JPG)

>>4911264

>mfw I went hoaxpost and discovered that screenshot's actually real

The tears are already sweet.


38decd No.4911549

File: 1455067725177.jpg (5.46 KB, 180x180, 1:1, moralityintensifies.jpg)

>>4911511

(checked)

This degenerate thinks that we would participate in such immoral activity as drugs


7268cc No.4911551

>>4911518

Projected GOD KING.


158f61 No.4911553

>>4911518

VERIFIED ACCOUNT


1288f5 No.4911554

Any drunk anons here?

Where the fuck is the after party, is Trump doing a victory speech?


7d1784 No.4911558

If only Christie Creme could get in 3rd


ab8a6c No.4911564

File: 1455067748017.jpg (1.23 MB, 800x800, 1:1, 1441485634947.jpg)


7268cc No.4911578

>>4911494

He won't be on time.


5f39d2 No.4911579

BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!


b13286 No.4911583

N I M B L E

A

V

I

G

A

T

O

R


6917cb No.4911585

File: 1455067819878.jpg (113.34 KB, 450x630, 5:7, pauladeen.jpg)

YFW WHEN BRITPOL WILL NEVER HAVE THIS FEELING WITH NIGEL

WE MEMED IT INTO REALITY


9f626c No.4911587

>>4911446

Thought so, thanks.


524a68 No.4911590

>>4911242

>>4911264

>Editor's note: Donald Trump is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist, birther and bully who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims – 1.6 billion members of an entire religion – from entering the U.S.

The equivalent of "H-h-he's a bully andand a meanie and uh he's a stupidhead and…"


39fd4f No.4911591

>>4911524

Trump can give him like, head of agriculture or something, he'll increase donut production tenfold.


fd04b4 No.4911603

>>4911494

THIS STREAM HAS AN OPEN CHAT

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS


94b5ab No.4911604

File: 1455067881645.png (217.71 KB, 849x819, 283:273, 1455067747928.png)


a084c6 No.4911612


e2a5eb No.4911615


15477d No.4911619

>>4911585

We shouldnt gloat in Europoors sorry state.

Once America is won we will meme France and Germany into prosperity.

Only after this will UKIP be lended the magic


7f9afb No.4911621

>>4911585

brits are cucked into oblivion


98cbd0 No.4911624

>>4911604

>Feinberg

k


5f1b14 No.4911625

File: 1455067937338.jpg (4.88 KB, 244x238, 122:119, 1423035657858.jpg)

>>4911604

>that shitter shattered title


ec3714 No.4911627

File: 1455067938551.jpg (116.45 KB, 662x479, 662:479, 1411013698305.jpg)

apology for poor english

when were you when donald trump wins?

i was sat at home eating pizza when news report say

‘trump is win’

‘yes’


e34470 No.4911630

Trumpenstaffel uniform designs?


538edb No.4911633

>>4911604

HULK HOGAN, PLEASE KILL THESE DEMONS.


c0b261 No.4911634

Guys, serious question:

>Do I go have a victory cigarette now or keep waiting for speech?

inb4 no booze, drugs, or nicotine


8eba3b No.4911635

>>4911604

When the fuck is Hulk Hogan going to bankrupt Gawker?


464a52 No.4911636

File: 1455067956289.jpg (76.48 KB, 763x652, 763:652, 1446664933323-1.jpg)

>>4911242

>>4911264

WOW I JUST CAN'T EVEN

DOES NH NOT REALIZE ITS THE CURRENT YEAR?

HONESTLY


9ddf8c No.4911638

Trump and Sanders both won in basically every category.

Trump leads in

>all age groups

>all income levels

>all education levels (almost 40% of the voters were college grads)

>only tied with 1 other candidate and that's Kaisch at 21% with post-grad


2a6066 No.4911640

File: 1455067975506.jpg (189.6 KB, 967x1450, 967:1450, 1450597893652.jpg)

>>4911604

THE SALT IS REAL


0ccab4 No.4911641

File: 1455067977158.jpg (142.12 KB, 766x600, 383:300, ss (2016-02-09 at 08.32.05….jpg)

>RUBIO 5th?


fd04b4 No.4911644

>>4911604

That butthurt is unrivaled. Imagine how great it will be when he gets elected.


c1952f No.4911645

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme song


637571 No.4911646

File: 1455067981805.png (650.2 KB, 723x1023, 241:341, 107137b263e3da8d6e25835f7a….png)

>>4911604

>((( FEINBERG )))


90f3f2 No.4911647

File: 1455067991803.jpg (10.49 KB, 229x255, 229:255, 1452878424998.jpg)

>>4911264

God, this feels good…


b13286 No.4911650

>>4911604

>2016

>Thinking socialism can win an general election

No berniebros. Just no.


eff94d No.4911654

File: 1455068015850.jpg (35.48 KB, 628x400, 157:100, image.jpg)


6ae979 No.4911655

>>tfw when stranded in Canada

Im happy for you Ameribros but its still a terrible feeling knowing that you guys get someone like Trump while we are stuck with King Cuck. Please annex this shithole.


39fd4f No.4911657

File: 1455068032623.png (1.06 MB, 650x1000, 13:20, Shunkaku-304812-Original_C….png)

>>4911545

WEW LAD

E

W

L

A

D


5f39d2 No.4911659

File: 1455068035645.jpg (51.33 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tmpxjG5Ws.jpg)

>>4911264

EVEN THE FONT LOOKS LIKE SHIT. THEY CAN'T EVEN WRITE A PROPER HEADLINE


e34470 No.4911660

File: 1455068035834.png (343.39 KB, 692x630, 346:315, CURRENT YEAR.png)

>>4911636

YEAH

LITERALLY LIKE I CANT EVEN ADULT RIGHT NOW I CANT BELIEVE ANYOEN WOULD VOTE FOR SOMEONE SO RACIST LIKE WOW IM MOVING TO CANADA


38decd No.4911666

JIM GILMORE IS SURGING AT 0.1%!!! GOP WATCH OUT!!!


7d1784 No.4911667

This bush shilling is pathetic


e34470 No.4911668

>>4911660

If trips Trump liberates europe


121677 No.4911672

>>4911634

victory smoke now tbh


2a6066 No.4911674

>>4911641

B-b-but muh surge tho?!?

The keks keep coming.


358270 No.4911675

>they are actually trying to push Bush again

Yessssssss

Inflate the punching bag


ec860a No.4911681

File: 1455068098828.jpg (68.73 KB, 600x866, 300:433, 1446590427807.jpg)

>>4911585

i memed so hard for Nigel

as an american thank you bits…

irish/brit anon reporting


efc3f0 No.4911686

>>4911603

Not act like total autists and scream racist slogans chalked up in some SJW/Marxist think tank? Right?


84b8b3 No.4911687

File: 1455068120340.jpg (22 KB, 227x276, 227:276, 1441292518055-0.jpg)

>>4911264

You could brine a fuckin turkey in all that salt


cab7dc No.4911688

File: 1455068134809.jpg (48.84 KB, 265x260, 53:52, 1440545038890-1.jpg)

>>4911604

>Feinberggoldsteinsilverblat


fd04b4 No.4911689

File: 1455068137598.png (9.08 KB, 536x38, 268:19, Screen shot 2016-02-09 at ….png)

>>4911666 (checked)

STOP POSTING DISINFO


30bdf9 No.4911690

HAIL VICTORY

HAIL GOD EMPEROR DON, FIRST OF HIS NAME


5f1b14 No.4911695

>>4911666

SATAN TRIPS CONFIRM

GILMORE SURGE CONFIRMED


253319 No.4911696

File: 1455068150575.jpeg (200.65 KB, 829x960, 829:960, image.jpeg)

UN

FUCKING

STUMPABLE


38decd No.4911701

File: 1455068162682.jpg (49.11 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1454815972221.jpg)

>>4911645

[spoiler]I know it is not fitting a /pol/lack but I love Mel Brooks movies[/spoilers]


45df7e No.4911702

OHIO MAN JUST GAINED 0.1%

SURGE IN PROGRESS


f73a27 No.4911707

>>4911604

> New Hampshire wants to assasinate democracy

HAIL NEW HAMPSHIRE! HAIL TRUMP! LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!


42cf0d No.4911708

File: 1455068173756.jpg (93.16 KB, 640x720, 8:9, 1454943817421.jpg)

>mfw America will finally have a decent president, putting pressure on us to shape up too

>mfw all these liberals will flee north out of butthurt

INTERESTING TIMES


38decd No.4911716

>>4911701

JUST FUCK MY SPOILER UP FAM


7d1784 No.4911721

GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

>GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

>GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

>GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

>GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

>GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again

GOP has to shill the 3rd place guy again


eb54ef No.4911724

>>4911708

well, it is the year of the fire monkey after all


ec3714 No.4911725

File: 1455068228661.png (203.7 KB, 391x496, 391:496, 6c1.png)

ITS THE MEME'S JACK, DNA OF THE SOUL


cf729f No.4911726

>>4911701

I do too.

Also just put on the ends instead of [spoiler]**


9f626c No.4911733

>>4911646

Do you have any more girls in suits, excluding the /a/ thread?


f73a27 No.4911734

>>4911708

> >mfw all these liberals will flee north out of butthurt

This is the best part of it all, I've heard so many damned bolsheviks say if trump becomes president they'll leave the country, I pray to God every day they're true to their word.


513277 No.4911740

File: 1455068265709.jpg (40.71 KB, 251x430, 251:430, 1446435840447-3.jpg)

>>4911708

>mfw ice age kills them all


ec860a No.4911741

File: 1455068265787.jpg (143.31 KB, 1180x450, 118:45, 1450148223420.jpg)

>>4911708

unchartered territory my anon


e7749c No.4911743

CNN HOLY FUCK

They're spinning this as the Return of Jeb

"Jeb's found his purpose…to expose Trump…to defend the dignity of the Republican establishment…muh turtles…"

Jeb confirmed white knight


eaaaec No.4911744

File: 1455068274726.jpg (48.01 KB, 702x632, 351:316, 1433709555009-0.jpg)

>>4911242

IT'S SO FUCKING GLORIOUS

THE FUTURE IS GO BRIGHT

I feel so proud to live in NH


31ba80 No.4911751

File: 1455068265416.webm (1.48 MB, 854x480, 427:240, The Trump Political Kill ….webm)


e34470 No.4911753

TRUMP ALMOST HAS MORE VOTES THAN HILLARY


69fd2d No.4911754

File: 1455068293116.png (105.49 KB, 438x503, 438:503, 1426383525087.png)

>this cnn shilling for yeb


38decd No.4911755

File: 1455068294227.jpg (14.01 KB, 273x185, 273:185, brutus.jpg)

>>4911702

HE ISN'T OHIO MAN! HE IS JOHN KISOK, AKA MY DAD IS A MAILMAN


cd56a3 No.4911759

Guys what to do if your swipple girlfriend is breaking up with you over MAGA?


e7749c No.4911761

TRUMP'S VICTORY SPEECH LIVE STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehks8FjuQdA


eff94d No.4911762

File: 1455068314850.jpg (51.29 KB, 400x400, 1:1, image.jpg)


25cd08 No.4911763

File: 1455068309958.gif (919.61 KB, 366x342, 61:57, 1454032054051-2.gif)

Jesus Christ /pol/, I feel so damn good right now.

Not only did god emperor Trump win, but Shillary got a sloppy second place and the kikington shill has gone full ass obliteration.

HUG ME FAM!


482f28 No.4911764

File: 1455068316854.png (404.99 KB, 532x342, 14:9, 1448052666341.png)

>>4911604

>the weirdos in New Hampshire

>1st state to break away from Britain

>still populated by the core American demographic

>by Ashley Feinberg

Fucking kikes wouldn't have to live with us "weirdo" natives if they went back to their own country.


5f1b14 No.4911768

>>4911744

You live in a great state, just beautiful.

Not as good as Texas though


38decd No.4911770

>>4911754

why aren't you watching Fox News?


fd3402 No.4911774

File: 1455068324542-0.jpg (50.65 KB, 300x437, 300:437, twisted interesting times.jpg)

File: 1455068324583-1.gif (1.68 MB, 300x259, 300:259, 1439945171526.gif)

INTERESTING TIMES

NTERESTING TIMES I

TERESTING TIMES IN

ERESTING TIMES INT

RESTING TIMES INTE

ESTING TIMES INTER

STING TIMES INTERE

TING TIMES INTERES

ING TIMES INTEREST

NG TIMES INTERESTI

G TIMES INTERESTIN

IMES INTERESTING

TIMES INTERESTING T

MES INTERESTING TI

ES INTERESTING TIM

S INTERESTING TIME

INTERESTING TIMES

THRILLER NIGHT, BOYS!

=CELEBRATION TIME!==


538edb No.4911776

>>4911770

Because they’re GOPe shills, retard.


7d1784 No.4911778

>>4911754

>>4911743

3rd place is the real first place part 2


e34470 No.4911781

File: 1455068358689.png (4.38 KB, 304x356, 76:89, getagrip.png)

>>4911754

>fellow HLM poster


1efaa8 No.4911782

File: 1455068359832.jpg (57.08 KB, 472x516, 118:129, 1366435840630.jpg)

post yfw you're not an illegal immigrant


1288f5 No.4911786

Kikebook wont post my pro Trump posts, anyone experiencing this?


a20a0a No.4911787

File: 1455068365402.gif (973.67 KB, 285x171, 5:3, freedom-boner.gif)

>>4911655

It's a great feeling m8.

All this butthurt about "bringing European-style politics to America," "Socialism isn't such a scary word anymore."

Yet Trump is so hugely popular with Americans, we basically told all the cucks to fuck off.


a52f3c No.4911788

File: 1455068364006-0.gif (1.99 MB, 250x194, 125:97, 1447329084308.gif)

File: 1455068364007-1.gif (3.4 MB, 419x559, 419:559, 1449451136021.gif)

>>4911076

>mfw from NH

>mfw driving to get my car fixed and seeing all these people hold Shillary, rubio, Carly, signs

>mfw Trump wins


121677 No.4911791

File: 1455068375649.jpg (17.29 KB, 255x180, 17:12, 1451680466206.jpg)

>>4911604

this liberal buttthurt is just too good


660e5a No.4911792

File: 1455068376108.png (126.65 KB, 371x432, 371:432, 1441436578511.png)

>>4911242

>>4911264

we stride upon the fields of Analgeddon


0ccab4 No.4911794

VICTORY SPEECH WHEN?


0d5714 No.4911796

>>4911348

GOPe picked Yeb Bush as their horse for this race, who is a weak man and a weak candidate. They realized this the second Trump entered the race. They usually have a 'show primary' in which Bush has a fight against some controlled opposition, wins the primary, and then gets pilloried in the general election for some war on woman/racism/it's 2016 shit and folds. Then Trump entered, somebody who means the GOPe actually has to listen to their base if he gets elected, so they popped more candidates in the race to try and split the Trump vote.

Christie, the only man with enough Gravitas to rival Trump, wants to start WWIII

Kasich, to appeal to 'moderate republicans' who think Republicanism means the national debt

Carly, the horse who has a vagina and wants to start WWIII

Rubio, who has all of Jeb's policies without being Jeb. Also nearly destroyed America three years ago with his amnesty, or the infamous 'Gang of Eight' bill.

And the big one:

Ted Cruz, a slimy senator who echoes all of Trump's policies, is 'anti establishment' despite being married to a Goldman Sachs VP who is on the "North American Community Project." Takes Trump's essence, slaps a 'respectable demeanor' on it + Jesus, and splits his vote.

As for the democratic side, there are only two candidates because Hilary will kill the family of anybody who runs against her (Not even fucking kidding the Clintons have a body trail longer than the Appalachian Trail) and Bernie's not running for president, he's running to drum up college kids and then endorse Clinton before the general election.


eb54ef No.4911797

>>4911763

not to rain on your parade, but sanders is more dangerous than hillary


6917cb No.4911798

File: 1455068390892.jpg (105.43 KB, 314x476, 157:238, ConfederacyFeelsGood.jpg)


cfe3d2 No.4911799

>>4911554

slightly drunk anon here with you, but I just got home from outside


0f2d5f No.4911800

File: 1455068393992.jpg (8.59 KB, 320x254, 160:127, 1388041805356.jpg)

>>4911708

>tfw Trump's victory will be the rallying cry for Europe

>tfw not just the illegals in America will go back


38decd No.4911802

>>4911776

>GOP shills >sjw shills


0ec3f2 No.4911803

>>4911689

>14 votes

Vermin Supreme would've been able to get more votes


e7749c No.4911804


69fd2d No.4911805

File: 1455068424121.jpg (219.44 KB, 997x815, 997:815, 1393503893493.jpg)

>>4911770

meh, they're all the same. unless megyn kelly is being triggered right now i see no reason to change stream.


1efaa8 No.4911806

>>4911797

he's much easier to take down

he's a literal socialist and did shit like having a ussr flag in his office


94b5ab No.4911813

File: 1455068434860.png (58.22 KB, 561x820, 561:820, nh.png)

RUBIO MIGHT GET LESS THAN 10%

THAT MEANS HE GETS 0 DELEGATES


4c87db No.4911815

File: 1455068444178.jpg (20.42 KB, 168x255, 56:85, 1451469860297-0.jpg)

>>4911708

Just open Homeland Immigration to members of the commonwealth with notably white heritage and we'll replace your lost cucks with strong newfoundlanders, bluenosers, based albertans and saskatchewan-whatevers.


ec3714 No.4911816

File: 1455068449383.png (112.13 KB, 371x381, 371:381, killing spree in KFC.png)

>>4911604

>>4911604

>Feinberg

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE OVEN IS HEATING UP KIKESS AND YOU HAVE A RESERVED SPOT


aaa279 No.4911818

File: 1455068452553.png (51.05 KB, 597x376, 597:376, Screenshot (3).png)

FRIENDLY REMINDER: IF RUBIO AND CRUZ GO BELOW 10%, ALL OF THEIR VOTES GO TO THE FIRST PLACE WINNER

MEME BUSH MORE VOTES SO WE CAN BTFO CRUZ AND RUBIO


ab8a6c No.4911820


eff94d No.4911821

File: 1455068463003.jpg (77.58 KB, 592x640, 37:40, image.jpg)

THANKS FOR THE BLOCK, KRISPY KREME


38decd No.4911824

File: 1455068466504.jpg (507.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1454815701704.jpg)


e596d3 No.4911825

>>4911794

Looks like Shillary's about to speak on Fox10. Sounds like they're going to show everyone on this stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo


538edb No.4911826

>>4911802

They’re not as funny.


e7749c No.4911827

>>4911813

Would be nice. Even nicer if it's Cruz who fails to get delegates - no splitter in SC


eb54ef No.4911828

>>4911806

never underestimate the power of free shit


2527c3 No.4911829

>>4911604

Can you spot which candidate has the flattering thumbnail? Hint: she's the only one.


eaaaec No.4911830

File: 1455068483158.jpg (4.42 KB, 255x155, 51:31, 1420094232348.jpg)

Post yfw Lubio, Krispey Kreme, and Jeb! get below 10% threshold for delegates


d7a186 No.4911836

File: 1455068498878.jpg (80.97 KB, 600x442, 300:221, CNSueNvWcAAAlI1.jpg)


cf729f No.4911837

>>4911813

And the rest get what, 1 each? Top Kek this is great.


25cd08 No.4911840

File: 1455068483922.gif (1.71 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1442421260170.gif)

>>4911797

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, right now I'm imagining all the SJW tears.


5c3a48 No.4911841

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Post your face to Trump victory!


6d3463 No.4911843

File: 1455068510935.png (272.93 KB, 497x347, 497:347, CrimsonGuard.png)

>>4911813

Beautiful


fd04b4 No.4911846

>>4911813

ARE THEY ROUNDING THE FINAL PERCENTAGE UP?


eff94d No.4911847

File: 1455068522602.jpg (63.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, image.jpg)


38decd No.4911848

>>4911805

She is at least fapworthy and I like Hannity some


5f1b14 No.4911849

GIVE YOUR MEME ENERGY TO TRUMP

MAKE CRUZ FALL BELOW 10%


cfe3d2 No.4911856

>>4911619

I agree, we first need one stable country outside of all the shit in europe, that is why I am lending my powers to you ameribros first the power of dubs


c5edf0 No.4911857

File: 1455068548829.jpg (58.55 KB, 255x170, 3:2, 1429424805437-1.jpg)

>>4911585

Shamefur Dispray anon, don't rip on our bongbros. They tried but der juden is dug in like ticks on an old hound dog over there. Once Trump gets in office over here they will see the light and get in the winning team, I'm sure of it.


42cf0d No.4911859

>>4911815

m8, I am a Canuck.

We're gonna get a flood of Murrika's trash because of Le Current Minister. I'm really hoping Trump can keep Trudeau in check while putting America back together, but having a wave of Lefties flood over the border will only make things worse.


1efaa8 No.4911861

>>4911813

THIS ALSO MEANS TRUMP GETS +1

TOTAL CUCKTFO


22458a No.4911862

File: 1455068540033.gif (1.55 MB, 217x224, 31:32, binoculars.gif)


358270 No.4911863

Isn't South Carolina "Winner Takes All" ?


69fd2d No.4911865

File: 1455068548638.webm (2.08 MB, 640x360, 16:9, I DIG ADULT MUSIC.webm)


a694ec No.4911867

>>4911343

>whyd you make me do this to you, Ted?


513277 No.4911868

File: 1455068553644.png (2.03 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, UniversalImperium.png)


e96256 No.4911869

File: 1455068571284-0.jpg (53.58 KB, 419x750, 419:750, MASSIVE SKELETON BONER.jpg)

File: 1455068571284-1.png (356.61 KB, 555x493, 555:493, smug texan.png)

File: 1455068571285-2.jpg (30.87 KB, 409x495, 409:495, WAAAAAAAAH.jpg)


ec860a No.4911870

File: 1455068572231.png (78.32 KB, 651x646, 651:646, 8:42 est.png)


eff94d No.4911871

File: 1455068573038.jpg (10.64 KB, 255x173, 255:173, image.jpg)


d8917b No.4911872


0ec3f2 No.4911873

Fox Jews is damage controlling like a MF.


3d1d7a No.4911875

File: 1455068578817.png (299.37 KB, 960x529, 960:529, image.png)

Have the memes become real?


cfe3d2 No.4911876

>>4911856

>off_by_one.jpeg

fuck


ab8a6c No.4911877

Say what you want about trump but I will always be a loyal jebhead


38decd No.4911882

>>4911849

You don't want that. Cruz can kill off Rubio with a good performance and then we kill the Canuck in SC


f73a27 No.4911885

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


eaaaec No.4911887

>>4911859

From what I understand Canada makes it hard for white people to immigrate to…

Now if you're brown… that's another story completely.


6917cb No.4911889

File: 1455068610031.png (448.78 KB, 420x559, 420:559, basednigel.png)

>>4911857

You are right anon, I apologize. I met the man Nigel. He was an amazing man.


482f28 No.4911890

>>4911813

Let's dispel this notion once and for all that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing. Marco Rubio knows exactly what he's doing. Marco Rubio is going to make America a New American Century.


5f1b14 No.4911892

>>4911875

MEMES WERE ALWAYS REAL

>>4911882

Yes we do want that. We don't want either of these cucks to get delegates.


1efaa8 No.4911893

>>4911837

i read earlier today that candidates who receive <10% of the vote have their delegate given to the winner, if they get a delegate


2a6066 No.4911895

>>4911666

Satan has confirmed

GILMORE SURGING™


637571 No.4911897

File: 1455068640306-0.jpg (718.05 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, cb825778131f8bb806fca5197d….jpg)

File: 1455068640307-1.jpg (170.29 KB, 800x500, 8:5, efb7db309f9890dfb33420d154….jpg)

File: 1455068640307-2.jpg (540.61 KB, 1276x903, 1276:903, 7c1e92bc23a606056b1eedb334….jpg)

File: 1455068640679-3.jpg (246.17 KB, 720x318, 120:53, 3e352a3cd837762fae7f22d9ab….jpg)

File: 1455068640679-4.jpg (477.93 KB, 636x900, 53:75, 27b421e70b47085bebfdf303ee….jpg)

>>4911733

Here you go.

>>4911764

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


31ac31 No.4911899

witness me


cfe3d2 No.4911903

>>4911877 (wasted)


c1952f No.4911906

File: 1455068663848.jpg (12.77 KB, 173x255, 173:255, 1439784173619.jpg)

>>4911701

>>4911701

i remember i when i was a kid I all ways like this seen and got me to look more in to the German prospective. Mel Brooks unknowingly got me redpilled


a8a118 No.4911909

File: 1455068671656.jpeg (22.87 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1451607156576.jpeg)

>>4911870

Mfw that's the first time Cruz's face was bareable to look at.


322d65 No.4911911

File: 1455068686682.jpg (166.18 KB, 1004x720, 251:180, 1455066843898.jpg)


ec860a No.4911914

File: 1455068695539.png (77.21 KB, 641x634, 641:634, Selection_043.png)

HE IS GROWING STRONGER


f0119e No.4911918

>>4911401

LET'S DISPEL WITH THIS FICTION THAT KRISPY KREME ISN'T THE BEST DONUT SHOP IN THE WORLD

KRISPY KREME IS THE BEST DONUT SHOP IN THE WORLD! IT KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT DONUTS IT'S BAKING!


ec3714 No.4911919

>>4911865

This is a top tier webm.


d8917b No.4911920

File: 1455068708673.jpg (627.41 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, nigel-farage-014.jpg)

>>4911585

Thanks bud, I was hoping to celebrate with you ameribros but now I'm going to cry myself to sleep for my burning nation.


4a9643 No.4911921

>>4911899

WITNESSED


6917cb No.4911923

>>4911899

witnessed


38decd No.4911926

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4911875

WE ARE MASTER WIZARDS OF MEME MAGIK

TRUMP IS OUR GOD EMPEROR AND WE ARE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE


f5d489 No.4911930

>>4911911

>Raddest

Tubular meme. Saved


1efaa8 No.4911931

File: 1455068731023.jpg (22.6 KB, 350x335, 70:67, 1364677405869.jpg)

>>4911877

even his supporters' chan posts are low energy


42cf0d No.4911934

>>4911899

AWAKEN MY DOUBLES, IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME


538edb No.4911935

>>4911897

>porn

>smoking

>>>/degeneracy/


2527c3 No.4911937

File: 1455068742634.png (465.98 KB, 654x497, 654:497, kevincruz.png)

>>4911909

you speak the truth carlos


77f4d8 No.4911941

>>4911401

Thank you Krispy Kreme. As an NJ resident you are officially forgiven


6917cb No.4911942

>>4911920

>>4911889

See here. I apologize anon. Please forgive. No more bully from me.


358270 No.4911945

>Flint Michigan Democratic Debate

are they SURE they want a debate there?

I mean all the shit that happened was due to a democrat administration


42cf0d No.4911948

File: 1455068786124.jpg (95.08 KB, 500x637, 500:637, 1455009428046.jpg)

>>4911934

>off by one


ec860a No.4911949

File: 1455068789806.png (98.38 KB, 527x169, 527:169, the-donald-face.png)

>>4911877

you cuckservatives are all the same.

and his name is guachead, get it right


e596d3 No.4911951

>>4911920

Maybe the queen will die of old age and one of the big teeth guys will finally sack up and turn things around. Trump might encourage them.


524a68 No.4911952

>>4911666

#GILMORESURGE


4ce14f No.4911953


482f28 No.4911957

>>4911897

America has always respected people's freedom to practice their religion, goy.


9dd203 No.4911959

>>4911873

This morning on Fox and Friends they were reporting about the robot dressed protesters at a Marco Rubio rally, they were revealed to be Hillary supporters and they were saying "Is Hillary Clinton mostly afraid of Marco Rubio?"


38decd No.4911963

>>4911918

DUNKIN DONUTS CURRYNIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH


e34470 No.4911964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4911865

Best commie killing simulator on the planet komrade

Also kickass soundtrack


247803 No.4911965

>>4911604

>Feinberg

Notice how they are just losing it as of late? Their behavior is becoming erratic, already a backlash is brewing.

They are now resorting to openly scolding and shaming the electorate: "How dare you sexist homophobic racist white cisshit goy puppets not vote for our kosher candidates!"

>>4911829

Also note how Fiorina appears to have won more votes than Christie…


5f089c No.4911967

>>4911914

>Delegates

>9

>0

>0

>0

>0

Anyone willing to explain this to me?


fe849e No.4911969

I'm sorry, but did Rubio already lose? Oh, that's right. The caucus isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even 10% reported. Does not having the lead at 10% reported count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the caucus is still on? Rubio are still campaigning right now and he has the best policies in the Republican primaries for how many debates now? He’s competing against one of the worst candidates in the Republican Primaries who just happen to have a lead because he’s feeding off the energy of divisive racial politics. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Rubio is one of the best fucking politicians in the Republican Party, he went 1198-99 last year and would of won the last debate if the software didn't glitch. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Rubio wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Trump just got overtaken by Kasich. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Rubio topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the candidate because he’s good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking candidates on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.


94b5ab No.4911972

File: 1455068851643.jpg (155.61 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, Erick_Erickson.jpg)

Erick Erickson predicted that it will show Trump is winning at first, but then Cruz will come in and sweep for victory.

Is he right?


8a4aca No.4911973

File: 1455068854694.gif (294.3 KB, 700x450, 14:9, jeb-guac-bowl.gif)

REMINDER THAT GUACBOY STILL EXISTS


9c97d4 No.4911974

>>4911242

Now if everyone could send a pack of salt to HuffPo HQ…

>>4911914

>Once again the American Revolution starts in Concord (and Lexington)


e34470 No.4911985

>>4911969

Holy shit Rubio shills out in force tonight.

>(1)


eff94d No.4911987

File: 1455068888729.jpg (82.17 KB, 600x656, 75:82, image.jpg)


5f1b14 No.4911989

File: 1455068890077.jpg (16.62 KB, 177x202, 177:202, 1412978728606.jpg)

>>4911964

>mfw I'm listening to the Hotline Miami soundtrack while celebrating


358270 No.4911990

I wonder if Glenn Beck is on suicide watch yet


322d65 No.4911991

>>4911973

SLOW AND STEADY WINS FLAVORTOWN


513277 No.4911992

File: 1455068893693.jpg (765.28 KB, 1365x1000, 273:200, Ithinkyoushouldgoback.jpg)


318660 No.4911994

>>4911969

sodium overload


3154b3 No.4911997

>>4911150

>European nationalism surge later

But we already are having that in Europe right now


92c1fc No.4912000

>>4911969

LOOK AT ALL THE CUCK SALT


6917cb No.4912001

File: 1455068916439.jpg (47.36 KB, 500x364, 125:91, lel.jpg)

rubio shill on suicide watch


1efaa8 No.4912002

File: 1455068909698.gif (1.06 MB, 175x131, 175:131, 1352949567571.gif)

>>4911972

>dis nigga be havin two first names fam


31ac31 No.4912004

File: 1455068916032.webm (1.17 MB, 480x360, 4:3, feline autism.webm)


5f1b14 No.4912006

>>4911990

I bet he's fucking crying his eyes out right now


e69bb8 No.4912007

>>4911969

Hi huffpost.


ec860a No.4912009

File: 1455068949157.jpeg (9.25 KB, 305x238, 305:238, 1432470614313.jpeg)

>>4911973

at least cruz and rubio are fucked….

but i worry about the late cuck push for kasich, or dare i say fucking drug family jeb


c5edf0 No.4912010

>>4911951

This right here, one of the princes drove a tank if im not mistaken right? We can meme a tanks in 30 minutes thing with him as king yeah?


3e5d19 No.4912012

File: 1455068952228.png (219 KB, 528x400, 33:25, rube.png)

B-but OBAMA!


d8917b No.4912013

File: 1455068955448.jpg (59.34 KB, 618x416, 309:208, 6142326-large.jpg)

>>4911942

You're forgiven mate.

wanker yank


e96256 No.4912016

>>4911973

I kinda want one of those for the novelty. To remember the massive fucking failure he was.

Not like the money will go to actually helping Yeb!


cab7dc No.4912019

File: 1455068968532.jpg (1.41 MB, 3000x3420, 50:57, embarrassing_.jpg)


2527c3 No.4912021

>>4911969

HYPERTENSION IMMINENT


45df7e No.4912023

>>4911985

Stop taking every shitpost so seriously you fucking idiot


9a6e06 No.4912027

File: 1455068993674.jpg (166.84 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, laughingtommedley.jpg)

>>4911969

BEING THIS ASSBLASTED


38decd No.4912033

File: 1455069004137.jpg (14.64 KB, 255x247, 255:247, 1445493685038-1.jpg)

>>4911969

SPIC DETECTED! SPIC DETECTED! SPIC DETECTED!


d8917b No.4912037

>>4911997

European nationalism is still bubbling under the surface tbh.

American nationalism has landed though and I'm so happy for it.


4faa0f No.4912039

>>4911349

bernie supporters are the best thing to turn someone into a trump fan


d7a186 No.4912041

>>4911969

>caucus

> feeding off the energy of divisive racial politics

>Rubio is one of the best fucking politicians in the Republican Party


6d3463 No.4912045

File: 1455069049927.jpg (57.28 KB, 272x248, 34:31, 1396720237872.jpg)

>>4912012

MICROSOFT WILL

NEVER

EVER

PRODUCE ANYTHING OF QUALITY


eaaaec No.4912046

File: 1455069050593.jpg (103.01 KB, 888x499, 888:499, pctp5.jpg)

>>4911914

>no one else has delegates

THE MEMES ARE REAL


cf729f No.4912047

>>4911969

>are you autistic

no, but apparently you are.

but I digress, keep yelling your rubot failed here


28c4dc No.4912048

File: 1455069055631.png (332.4 KB, 510x525, 34:35, let's dance.png)

>>4911972

Erick Erickson was one of the ones we used to popularize the cuckservative meme?


1efaa8 No.4912052

>>4911969

hello there…it's been a while


d33514 No.4912054

>>4911645

okay i know mel brooks is a kike but i cant find how this is bad

it seems like a nice lil song about hitler

so wheres the subversion?


24d9f5 No.4912055

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT


32f59f No.4912056

File: 1455069055289.webm (1.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ysosalty.webm)


84a483 No.4912059

>>4911585

They won't need that feel, because Trump will overthrow the british government and install prince harry on the thone.


e596d3 No.4912060

>>4912010

The prince that got married actually seems hope-inspiring. But he's not even next in line yet right?

In seriousness, the crown could go on TV at any time and put an end to the insanity with one speech.


f5d489 No.4912063

File: 1455069081524.jpg (10.71 KB, 261x197, 261:197, 1384239580009.jpg)

>>4911969

Trying way too hard, shitposting edition


5f089c No.4912064

>>4911972

Cruz is in a statistical tie with Yeb currently so he's obviously wrong.


ff149d No.4912066

>>4911969

>would of won the last debate if the software didn't glitch.

>Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this.

top kek 8/10 bait you had me for a bit


f2db03 No.4912067

>>4911969

Nice to see you here too, /sp/.


451955 No.4912070

>>4912004

okay now I wanna know what happened to the cat and if it's fine


d95217 No.4912074

File: 1455069111646.webm (170.32 KB, 640x360, 16:9, jeb_trump_loser.webm)

>>4911973

Oh kek please, I want Jeb to be below the 10% cutoff


1efaa8 No.4912078

>>4911969

>all these newfags replying to this


524a68 No.4912079

My Congressional district has been redrawn to bring in more dindus, dropping our white majority from 63% to 51%

VIRGINIA BEGS FOR A TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IN THE WHITE HOUSE


39fd4f No.4912081

File: 1455069131848.png (357.68 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1451200328247.png)

>>4911604

>Feinberg

Say it with me…

POL WAS RIGHT AGAIN!


e7749c No.4912082


31ac31 No.4912083

File: 1455069130078.webm (Spoiler Image, 5.9 MB, 720x720, 1:1, Daybreak.webm)


ec860a No.4912089

File: 1455069142100.png (76.81 KB, 642x635, 642:635, Selection_044.png)


25cd08 No.4912090

File: 1455069146060.jpg (116.93 KB, 800x595, 160:119, 1452959982270-3.jpg)

>>4911969

Who let you out of the oven?


1ca743 No.4912093

File: 1455069151861.jpg (56.4 KB, 586x844, 293:422, 1452214123115.jpg)

GOD BLESS THE EMPEROR!

GOD BLESS THIS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!


6917cb No.4912099

File: 1455069177249.jpg (64.33 KB, 634x502, 317:251, Farrage.jpg)


5f1b14 No.4912101

File: 1455069182533.jpg (21.04 KB, 337x233, 337:233, 1415670564519.jpg)

>>4912074

How's that working out for you little jebito


2f13f6 No.4912114

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

who real nigga here


322d65 No.4912120

File: 1455069226485.jpg (249.94 KB, 800x1141, 800:1141, 52ca9845c70b7.jpg)

MSNBC is losing their minds right now.

>trying to show polls of levels of education and how they voted

>muh Obama birther/Muslim controversy

They're shitting their pants on live TV. Lawrence O'Donnell may slit his wrists on live tv. Brian Williams looks like he's doing tequila shots at every fucking commercial break. Rachel Maddow seriously hates the Trump supporter to her immediate left.

EVERYTHING IS FIRE AND I LOVE IT


4faa0f No.4912121

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THREAD THEME


d261ce No.4912124

>>4911284

No they're not. Trump isn't anti-Jewish at all.

Why would you think that he is?


531e04 No.4912125

File: 1455069233635.jpg (480.12 KB, 1200x627, 400:209, 150410_MarcoRubio_ImWithMa….jpg)

Hi guys

I'm new here, but I want to let you guys know what I see in the candidates this year.

Hillary is clearly establishment, I would totally never vote for or support her at all.

Bernie is a really great statesman. He represents a vision. He articulates it enthusiastically and convincingly.

Sanders really, in his heart, wants the best for all of us; poor, middle class, and really, even the relatively wealthy. Sanders has a vision that, despite his detractors, would really help move our country forward.

I hate most all of the Republicans except for a very select few. Chris Christy, obviously is an ok politician. He managed to get elected in the deeply liberal state of New Jersey.

Rand was great, he supports civil liberties and legalizing all of us the right to vaporwave marijuana as we please and that's really a number one priority to me.

Fucking Ted Cruz, he seems like a used car salesman to me. Would you buy a 1998 Chevy Lumina van for $1500 from that guy? I know I wouldn't

Trump is a racist, a xenophobe, a petulant child and a proven LOSER after Iowa. Trump is just a meme. He was never anything more than that. Donald Trump is obviously just on a book tour or some shit. Fuck him.

There is one guy running who is a totally relatable guy. That is Marco Rubio.

He's obviously very educated considering how well spoken he is. Rubio is a United States Senator, and Rubio is a fantastic representative of our minority community in this country. He is 100% American to the core

I think Marco Rubio has expressed the right vision for an American future of global dominance and cultural inclusiveness

No other Republican candidate comes close.


e34470 No.4912129

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4911989

:^)

Kasich surge is done with. Trump remains on top


23acdf No.4912130

>>4912089

>RUBOT 9.9%

HAHAHA, byebye water boy.


247803 No.4912131

>>4912089

>Rubio 9.9%

Can't wait for Marcobot to BTFO.

"Muh surge!"


fbc49b No.4912133

>>4911969

Marco Rubio is a faggot, and anyone who likes him unironically are faggots.

ESTABLISHMENT SHILLS BTFO TRUMP 2016


358270 No.4912135

File: 1455069246803.png (15.2 KB, 693x155, 693:155, salt.png)

The Blaze comment section is in full butt-hurt.

RIP Glenn Beck


38decd No.4912137

File: 1455069235235.gif (1.65 MB, 300x196, 75:49, 1443580686888.gif)

Post yfw Fox News showed Bernie Sanders playing niggerball


531e04 No.4912139

>>4912125

I 100% agree.


e7749c No.4912140

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


28d053 No.4912149

>>4911969

Love you /sp/ miss you guys


a8a118 No.4912157

>Trump was going to speak at 9:30 because they weren't expecting a win this soon.

Even the Trumpen Fuhrer isn't aware of the extent of his powers.


e596d3 No.4912159

>>4912135

GLENN BECK OFF THE WAGON


92c1fc No.4912160

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THREAD THEME


0ec3f2 No.4912161

>>4911969

100/10


6917cb No.4912163

File: 1455069341881.jpg (49.6 KB, 698x636, 349:318, 1413264374118.jpg)

>>4912125

the shilling is real


030034 No.4912165

This is glorious, that is all.

Heil Trump


451955 No.4912167

>>4912125

>>4912139

ya already same fagged the same exact shit as a new thread son.


247803 No.4912168

>>4912125

>>4912139

Dan? Andrew? Don't even know which one of the two it is.

But stay salty 8^).


d67095 No.4912169

File: 1455069357460.webm (198.51 KB, 600x480, 5:4, Aku_Laughing.webm)

>>4911242

>>4911264

This going to be an entertaining election.


e34470 No.4912172

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4912114

Is u a bih nigga or some shit? smh fam


38decd No.4912174

File: 1455069361354.png (151.97 KB, 830x844, 415:422, 1454892155082.png)

>>4912125

I wonder who is behind this post


5f1b14 No.4912175

File: 1455069348113.gif (1.59 MB, 400x600, 2:3, 1414633631467.gif)

>>4912135

Suck a dick Beck, you're a fucking mess.


c5edf0 No.4912176

>>4912070

It looked like a seizure to me almost made me sad, but Trump winning so much I can't be sad today


e7749c No.4912180

>>4912135

Awaken


eff94d No.4912182

File: 1455069369881.jpg (30.98 KB, 560x396, 140:99, image.jpg)


ab5d2a No.4912188

>>4912135

there is already too much salt right now, I don't know how to contain it any longer. We might have to call saltcon 1


cf729f No.4912194

>>4912125

Marco is right now on vista. BUT DO NOT WORRY! He will be upgraded to 10

For FREE


ec3714 No.4912195

>>4912120

This I turned it on just to have a laugh.

Rachel Maddow looks visibly shook.

They were trying to say all Trump supporters are birther idiots who think he is a muslim.

>mfw its not even far from the truth and all they have to add is that BopBop Perano has adopted kids a tranny wife and is a rapant homosexual


9a6e06 No.4912201

File: 1455069425547.jpg (13.58 KB, 306x164, 153:82, rubiorobot.jpg)

>>4912125

Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.


8024a4 No.4912215

>>4912168

nah even they aren't that stupid

hes just a new guy, its his first day on the job


eaaaec No.4912216

>>4912201

Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.


5f39d2 No.4912217

WHAT WE GONNA DO?

GAS THE KIKES

WHO IS GONNA PAY FOR IT?

ISRAEL!


3b1c1d No.4912219


9f626c No.4912222

>>4911897

I was hoping for nude free pictures, but thanks anyhow.


bc10be No.4912228

File: 1455069504645.gif (485.09 KB, 500x375, 4:3, JohnnyPluggedIn.gif)


b0472b No.4912234

File: 1455069521637.png (180.32 KB, 1272x679, 1272:679, trump.png)

>>4911242

I wonder why HuffPo hates The God Emperor


2cd522 No.4912236

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4912089

>Rubio less than 10%

Now Cruz needs to fall if only for more Cruzbot tears.


6917cb No.4912242

File: 1455069533112-0.jpg (100.62 KB, 980x552, 245:138, ConfederateCav.jpg)

File: 1455069533301-1.jpg (323.82 KB, 1204x903, 4:3, confederate.jpg)

My State South Carolina is next

WE WILL NOT FAIL YOU GOD KING

SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS


94b5ab No.4912248

File: 1455069556067.jpg (224.78 KB, 1456x816, 91:51, 1453907870689.jpg)

BERNIE BROKE 60%


358270 No.4912253

>>4912242

You have my faith my confederate friend!


ab4868 No.4912256

File: 1455069582335.jpg (24.34 KB, 267x400, 267:400, 3.jpg)

>>4912201

>The sub-manlet can't post anything larger than a thumbnail


45df7e No.4912259

>>4912234

SAVAGE

A

V

A

G

E


3a2fc7 No.4912263

File: 1455069591149.jpeg (1.03 MB, 1600x1268, 400:317, serveimage.jpeg)

THE FROG WINS

BASED KEK


ec3714 No.4912264

>>4912234

HAHAHA.

Holy shit, is that real ?

I have never seen this one.

ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

PFFT HAHAHAHA


b32f07 No.4912270

File: 1455069624409.png (19.95 KB, 837x159, 279:53, 0.png)

JUST


000000 No.4912273

>>4912248

you mean 60 gorillion percent


e34470 No.4912275

File: 1455069643970.png (584.62 KB, 987x515, 987:515, whatthefuck.png)

>>4912242

Holy shit fix his jaw


92c1fc No.4912276

>>4912248

Literally took me 5 seconds to realize it wasn't palpatine.


4ca06d No.4912277

>>4911291

MUH BUZZWORDS

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS A NEW LOW FOR THE RETARDED "JOURNALISM"


71b4f6 No.4912278

File: 1455069650218.jpg (11.19 KB, 300x220, 15:11, Check Em Ho Ho.jpg)

>>4911990 (checked)

If dubs he uses sleeping pills


5f1b14 No.4912282

File: 1455069655346.jpg (376.54 KB, 1400x1042, 700:521, 194672_361439853930755_776….jpg)

>>4912242

Trump is the only yank I'd vote for.


503bce No.4912284

File: 1455069678229.gif (295 KB, 265x322, 265:322, lol butthurt gif.gif)


0ec3f2 No.4912285

I hope Cruz supporters kill themselves


ec860a No.4912287

File: 1455069689548.png (77.23 KB, 648x631, 648:631, Selection_045.png)

>>4912089

new rubio, now 10.5%


9c97d4 No.4912290

>>4911969

We have known loss and defeat before. For a very long time we've been punished, bullied, divided, denigrated. This made us strong in adversity.

But you, who have never known this, who still live in fantasy, will rage when your fantasy is being deconstructed before your eyes. Your imagined wonderful world turns out to be a facade, hiding the ugly truth:

You Can't Stump The Trump


fd04b4 No.4912291

>>4912242

>>4912275

what the fuck


6a5145 No.4912292

>>4912160

Sorry son

REAL THREAD THEME HERE


ca09b7 No.4912294

>>4912125

LOL, nice pasta.


e34470 No.4912295

>>4912284

Where is the original video for that?


84a483 No.4912297

I cant wait to see the damage control tomorrow from Rubio's campaign


6a5145 No.4912302

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4912292

>forget to paste the embed

Sheeeeeiiiiit


78fe9e No.4912305

File: 1455069740360.png (503.3 KB, 1012x954, 506:477, have you ever been so angr….png)


358270 No.4912313

Man, Chris Christie fucking destroyed Rubio


4faa0f No.4912317

>>4912242

as a yankee, god bless your state if trump takes it


451955 No.4912318


503bce No.4912320

>>4912295

Someone just took the original picture and animated it. It's pretty obvious if you look at it, I'm almost thinking you're b8ing but giving you the benefit of the doubt here.


6917cb No.4912321

>>4912275

It is fine. He is mid shake and in a turn.


531e04 No.4912324

>>4912201

Nice FUCKING campaign you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish autist decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to say the SAME. OVERUSED. INSULT. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Attention? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded Media fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

>inb4 le robot!!!! XDDDDD


da8e34 No.4912327

The NYT comments section never fails to entertain.

They conclude evil rural White men are behind this Trump sorcery and diversity is the cure.

https://archive.is/t8oXt

______

mikenh

Nashua, N.H. 7 minutes ago

Like Iowa, New Hampshire represents nothing.

Unless you think a rural state that is 95% white, has no major industry or cultural center to speak of and markets itself as some nostolgic throwback to the "good old days" is anywhere representative of a growing diverse 21st century America.

So, until the primaries come to a state that represents the America that we have today, winners and losers are a concept that one finds in the minds of pandering media types that sell us on the notion they present us with real "news."


482f28 No.4912330

File: 1455069813761.png (512.06 KB, 691x670, 691:670, Picture 55.png)

>that choice of picture


2527c3 No.4912332

File: 1455069810256.gif (4.4 MB, 413x273, 59:39, didnt.gif)


e7749c No.4912333

A look forward @ SC…Jeb will have help from W., Lindsay Graham, and Nikki Haley.


1dd1d0 No.4912334

File: 1455069838096.jpg (51.66 KB, 600x718, 300:359, 1454817596019.jpg)

THE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION

NO GOING BACK NOW


d1ec92 No.4912336

>>4912282

Trump will heal the wounds between South and North and bring us all together as brothers.


a8a118 No.4912339

>>4912313

Never forget his sacrifice for the Emperor


6917cb No.4912340

>>4912317

Trump is leading by 16 here. The God King will win. And SC picks winners.


eff94d No.4912344

File: 1455069864185.jpg (33.56 KB, 608x342, 16:9, image.jpg)

Rubio is 2016's answer to Howard Dean.

YARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!


5c4eee No.4912345

>>4911401

I hope he's building bridges with Trump and that they'll work well together in the future.

I know he's a mobbed up Jersey boy, but I just like him for some gut (no pun intended) reason.


e34470 No.4912348

>>4912320

Mate I wasn't talking about the gif, I know it's animated.

It looks like it comes from some faggot porn video


6917cb No.4912355

File: 1455069896887.png (87.16 KB, 288x234, 16:13, confederatespurdo.png)

MFW I GET TO SEE THE GOD KING TOMORROW IN PERSON AT A RALLY


859242 No.4912359

File: 1455069913300.jpg (37.04 KB, 1063x1166, 1063:1166, Britfag.jpg)

UN-STUMP-ABLE

>>4912275

>>4912291

Dude is wrenching the bridle like a jackass.


51ec5d No.4912360

>>4912327

>it's whyte males clinging to they're guns and religion

It's like they don't remember Trump got 2nd in Iowa.


0ec3f2 No.4912361

CELEBRATE GOOD TRUMP, COME ON!


358270 No.4912363

>>4912330

That's… lewd


e7749c No.4912367

There is so much salt on Twitter from Cruz bots


5162b3 No.4912369

File: 1455069945358.jpg (21.02 KB, 390x500, 39:50, josh.jpg)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST DROPPED IN THIS IS AMAZING


5f089c No.4912372

>>4912287

Not happy with how Trump's lead keeps decreasing, was hoping he'd win by 20%


9bf4bd No.4912374

>John Kuckshed in second

Well, it's better than cruz.


503bce No.4912375

>>4912348

Nope, it's a still image. Also, newfag.


4a9643 No.4912378

>>4912355 (checked)

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS


ab4868 No.4912379

File: 1455069969602.jpg (27.48 KB, 360x450, 4:5, h1G4Ju7.jpg)

>>4912305

It looks like a navy seals copypasta


513277 No.4912380

File: 1455069970284.jpg (105.06 KB, 800x800, 1:1, perfectmeme.jpg)


2e77ef No.4912381

File: 1455069974247.png (65.22 KB, 246x199, 246:199, hank_satisfaction_crop.png)


38decd No.4912382

File: 1455069961065.gif (1.73 MB, 325x252, 325:252, 1450765996825.gif)

>>4912248

>posting a Kike over Sheev


c75577 No.4912384

File: 1455069975026.jpg (29.77 KB, 528x434, 264:217, 1451526237231.jpg)

>>4912344

Rubio had his Howard Dean moment at the last debate, Trump is immune to Dean moments and it makes Rubio's and Cruz's butts ache that they can't figure out why


9a6e06 No.4912385

File: 1455069972847.jpg (48.48 KB, 364x452, 91:113, hahaahahah.jpg)

>>4912324

>the salt content is off the charts

TOPPEST KEK M80!

also check my dubs


451955 No.4912386

>>4912324

ya already got caught samefagging, restart your rooter if ya wanna keep playing pretend.


e7749c No.4912388

>>4912369

It's a celebration


6917cb No.4912390

File: 1455070002933.jpg (187.07 KB, 415x594, 415:594, doitorelse.jpg)

>>4912369

>ever leaving


0d5714 No.4912397

>>4912324

I agree anon. Let's dispel with this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. in order to have a New American Century, we must stop him shoving his agenda down our throats. Let's turn our immigration system into an economic driver so we can look forward to a New American Century without Barack Obama shoving his agenda down our throats.


ec860a No.4912401

File: 1455070038180.jpg (19.56 KB, 380x347, 380:347, 1454812261239.jpg)

bush and cruz at a lock @ 11.6%

HAHAHA


e7749c No.4912402

Megyn Kelly looks pretty concerned.


5162b3 No.4912403

>>4912390

Nigger, my life doesn't revolve around shitposting.


e877b2 No.4912405

Requesting pics of Rubio's and Cruz's speeches, I think there is a pattern of their supporters being ugly


f86920 No.4912408

File: 1455070064806.jpg (292.15 KB, 950x1344, 475:672, 2016-02-08-princess-of-gen….jpg)

its happening folks future looking brighter


dcceb1 No.4912413

File: 1455070071949.jpg (138.42 KB, 900x1036, 225:259, g1_optimus_colors_by_night….jpg)

>>4912236

MAKE CYBERTRON GREAT AGAIN


4c4081 No.4912423

>>4911494

get in here fam the cucks are spamming chat


2cd522 No.4912428

>>4912413

MAY TRUMP LIGHT OUR DARKEST HOUR


e34470 No.4912429

>>4912375

Eh I'm not really that new

>>4912403

Re-evaluate your life

>>4912401

BUSH IS THE STEADY HAND WE NEED FOR COMMANDER AND CHIEF

AVE TURTLE MERCHANT


32f59f No.4912431

File: 1455070151324.webm (710.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, letitbegin.webm)

>>4912305

>we are no longer entertained

>they are no longer laughing intensifies


a539cd No.4912433

File: 1455070157724-0.jpg (545.61 KB, 733x957, 733:957, 1417106871027.jpg)

File: 1455070157736-1.jpg (356.95 KB, 900x1067, 900:1067, 1306535093715.jpg)

File: 1455070157737-2.jpg (509.4 KB, 1078x1107, 1078:1107, 1305382906367.jpg)

File: 1455070157739-3.jpg (109.56 KB, 680x955, 136:191, 1289402485923.jpg)


84a483 No.4912434

Hillary collapsing fast


158f61 No.4912439

>>4912402

She's having a hard time tonight.


154ece No.4912440

File: 1455070186069.png (279.07 KB, 627x321, 209:107, Screen Shot 2016-02-09 at ….png)

>>4912120

>MSNBC is losing their minds right now.

http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/

They are yelling over each other. Damage control like crazy over Sanders and Trump winning.

and they have fucking BRIAN WILLIOMS? The guy who got fired for all the lies get got caught up in?


637571 No.4912442

File: 1455070189615.jpg (208.17 KB, 536x758, 268:379, 78d9330b4b11636bb85d813604….jpg)

>>4912222

Ok (checked)

I tried posting 5 at a time but the site is fucking broken now.


94b5ab No.4912444

WHO WILL DROP OUT AFTER NH?

https://strawpoll.me/6775963


1d1e72 No.4912447

>>4912401

>media spinning this as a strong showing for Cruz


38decd No.4912450

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Reminder that one of the most prominent Feminists told Democratic womyn voters if they don't vote for Hillary they will "burn in hell"

Bernie is winning by almost 20 PERCENT

Bernie is winning by BOTH the male vote and the FEMALE vote!!!

POST YFW FEMINISTS WERE BTFO


22458a No.4912451

>>4911494

Don't be too spergy. We're going to have to not be to fashy fashy goy goy, le epic internet troll if you really want him to win.


b025f1 No.4912452

Guys… I've had the worst day.

I accidentally set my alarm too early, and I woke up an hour before I usually do. And I have to wake when it's dark, so I didn't even catch my mistake.

I jackknifed a trailer out of sheer stupidity, and put a fucking hole in my truck's bed side. It's gonna cost about 2,000 to fix…

I cut my finger cutting square tubing.

I went to the grocery store and dropped berries on the floor and I had to pick them up in front about 20 people.

And I've had a fucking head ache for the past 14 hours..

But Trump won, thank fuck. This day still sucks, but Jesus Christ at least something went right.


92c1fc No.4912453

File: 1455070242866.jpg (31.6 KB, 620x475, 124:95, helenlovejoy.jpg)

>>4912305

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the muslims?!


358270 No.4912455

File: 1455070254045.jpg (51.18 KB, 567x443, 567:443, starscream.jpg)

>>4912413

Let's dispel this notion that Optimus Prime doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.


6917cb No.4912458

>>4912444

Fiorina


000000 No.4912461

>>4911076

They are not Americucks anymore. They are once again proud Americans!


5162b3 No.4912466

>>4912450

I should be mad at his popularity, but he's the lesser evil of the left.


cab7dc No.4912467

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4912413

>>4912428

New thread theme lads.


e7749c No.4912470

>>4912444

No way for me to speculate yet. I would've said Fiorina but she released a statement that she has plenty money and isn't going away


6917cb No.4912473

File: 1455070296322.jpg (199.33 KB, 960x1800, 8:15, wut.jpg)

>>4912452

>square tubing


32f59f No.4912475

File: 1455070299784.jpg (17.75 KB, 267x152, 267:152, 1386908624622.jpg)

>>4912324

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3154b3 No.4912476

>>4911800

>he thinks just the illegal nonwhites will go back


4483d1 No.4912480

>>4912125

> legalizing all of us the right to vaporwave marijuana as we please and that's really a number one priority to me.

What an easy way to tell that I shouldn't listen to someones opinion


eff94d No.4912481

File: 1455070325781.jpg (74.61 KB, 833x361, 833:361, image.jpg)

>>4912384

One sentence killed Dean and now one sentence killed Rubio.

R.I.P. Rubio. We hardly knew ye.


e34470 No.4912483

>>4912455 (checked)

HE'S TAKING A SYSTEMATIC EFFORT TO MAKE BOTS LIKE EVERY OTHER RACE

WE DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE EVERY OTHER RACE


0ec3f2 No.4912487

GLENN BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH

GLENN BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH

GLENN BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH

GLENN BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH


4faa0f No.4912488

>>4912466

he's the lesser evil, but he's a tougher one to beat than hillary, there are memes on his side too

lesser, but hillary has nothing


4db60f No.4912492

IS THIS WHAT HOPE FEELS LIKE?


e7749c No.4912496

HILLARY SPEAKING


155c02 No.4912497

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

TRVMP FOR PRIMVS IMPERATOR AMERICANVS


5162b3 No.4912499

>>4912444

If dubs, Cruz drops out and Iowa goes to Trump, who will win by a landslide.


d7a186 No.4912500

File: 1455070430012.png (205.93 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1447896880046.png)

>>4912242

SCbro we got this

REQUEST A PAPER BALLOT


39675b No.4912501

>>4911401

THANK YOU KRISPY KREME


524a68 No.4912505

>>4912333

I had forgotten about Designated Governor Gril


6917cb No.4912507

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

637571 No.4912508

File: 1455070450321.jpg (546.78 KB, 580x812, 5:7, 3f35c18e3590beae138cea1aa9….jpg)

>>4912401

I think Bush is literally buying votes by now.


cf2308 No.4912509

File: 1455070452811.jpg (69.71 KB, 576x358, 288:179, 1455069533937.jpg)


451955 No.4912515

>>4912499 (checked)


380916 No.4912519

>>4911264

lulwut.

Seriously, what the fuck? There's no fucking way that can't be satire, who the fuck runs that site?

How the fuck am I not looking at some tumblrina's blog, I am so fucking confused.


38decd No.4912522

File: 1455070499878.jpg (14.18 KB, 275x183, 275:183, Allworkandnoplaymakejackad….jpg)

>>4912475

Post yfw Marco Roboto's favorite movie is The Shining


e7749c No.4912525

>>4912509

It's almost not funny anymore.


154ece No.4912526

>>4912492

Yes Anon.

TRUMP WILL NOT BE STUMPED


7ac00d No.4912530

File: 1455070501874.png (2.23 MB, 754x5832, 377:2916, trump europe save.png)

DAILY REMINDER THAT TRUMP WILL SAVE THE WHITE RACE ON ALL CONTINENTS

DO ALL YOU CAN TO ENSURE HE WINS IN YOUR STATE


637571 No.4912531

File: 1455070523074.jpg (473.08 KB, 951x1309, 951:1309, 8c35675fbf1bf0ec6ed2af8281….jpg)

>>4912408

I don't have that one, saved !


ec2fb9 No.4912532

>>4911264

hahaha holy shit that really is on their front page.

They really don't understand how stupid it makes them look.


24dc7f No.4912533

>>4912270

He did better than his Iowa results. He had 12 votes in Iowa.


e34470 No.4912536

Where is mein fuhrer? He should be speaking soon


6917cb No.4912537

>>4912505

>>4912333

SC hate Haley and Graham. The only teason they are in office is because we still have open primaries here. They mean nothing.


09f8d1 No.4912538

File: 1455070534791.jpg (31.85 KB, 800x657, 800:657, sqtb.jpg)

>>4912473

There's no way you're not trolling.


eff94d No.4912539

File: 1455070541086.jpg (76.17 KB, 618x390, 103:65, image.jpg)

>>4912499

Witnessed


cf000e No.4912540

>>4912519

It's huffpo, it's literally some tumblerina's blog


32f59f No.4912542

File: 1455070553787.png (296.62 KB, 462x588, 11:14, 1450147097094.png)


5f089c No.4912544

>>4912440

>Hilary giving a Sanders style speech about class issues

kek, bitch is pulling a Cruz and just stealing policy points.


5162b3 No.4912545

File: 1455070564038.jpg (327.47 KB, 780x600, 13:10, Haunting.jpg)

>>4912488

His puny low energy memes are no match for The Don's.


45df7e No.4912548

TRUMP WHEN


38decd No.4912551

>>4912488

I don't want to fight Hillary. Don't underestimate her corruption and willingness to get Trump assassinated


154ece No.4912561

>>4912509

Huffpo has jumped the shark. They wreck what ever credibility they have left every day.


e7749c No.4912562

>>4912548

I think in about 15 minutes, 9:30


9bf4bd No.4912563

File: 1455070616644.gif (1.04 MB, 350x261, 350:261, laughing doom.gif)

>>4912509

Someone should tell the HuffPost writers to go change their diapers before it starts leaking.


99c274 No.4912570

File: 1455070644787.jpg (35.11 KB, 283x367, 283:367, satanguac.jpg)

sp00ky


538edb No.4912571

>>4912016

So buy one off eBay from a third party who already gave money to yeb.


0ec3f2 No.4912574

>>4912509

They just can't resist spilling their spaghetti. Holy fuck


e7749c No.4912577


e34470 No.4912579

RIGHT WING ATTACK ON ME AND MEIN KAMPAIGN


524a68 No.4912580

>>4912444

Gilmore's going to see his Literally Who campaign to the very end


0ccab4 No.4912581

File: 1455070670855.jpg (9.06 KB, 251x251, 1:1, 1336624691651.jpg)

>Trump's audience booing Hillary

>start chanting Trump's name


2d1d8a No.4912582

File: 1455070676339.jpg (70.37 KB, 558x673, 558:673, IMG_0649.JPG)

>>4911585

Why the hell are you trying to divide us when we should all be celebrating the God Emperor's victory?

Donald Trump winning his first primary is really a victory for the entire white race. It grants legitimacy to his fiercely nationalist, anti-immigrant platform and will be the first step for right-wing movements to gain power all over America, Europe, and the Western world.

Donald Trump winning the US Presidency would pave the way for similar leaders like Farage, Le Pen, and Akkesson (sp?) to win for their nations.


e596d3 No.4912583

>>4912544

>evil right wingers attacked me

>i lost so bad in court that corporations became people

>see how evil the republicans are


ab8a6c No.4912584

File: 1455070681080.jpg (31.89 KB, 652x318, 326:159, cucks.jpg)

jeb and bernie cucking it up


358270 No.4912586

>>4912483

The fact is we have an illegal bot problem we need to address.

Cheap Dinobot labor flows over the borders daily.


a16882 No.4912592

>>4911641

>Faggot 5th?

Holy shit 'the media' is reaching new lows.


2cd522 No.4912594

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4912507

ALL ABOARD THE TRUMP TRAIN


380916 No.4912600

>>4912540

This is a site they mention on televised news, I can't fucking believe this is legit.

This is fucking insane, did we go even further past the barenstain universe?


c52c38 No.4912601

THIS BITCH IS STEALING TRUMP'S LINES


bdc930 No.4912603

Wait… didn't she lose? Wew not fooling me.


5594c3 No.4912604

>>4911076

b-but, Germany is making fun of Trump! and the whole world hates him! how is he winning?!


e7749c No.4912605

One way to know who the cucks are:

They're on Twitter right now, shitposting about Hillary losing instead of congratulating Trump

…John Nolte is one.


f86920 No.4912606

File: 1455070737136.jpg (187.31 KB, 1280x1281, 1280:1281, 1445011754052.jpg)


4c4081 No.4912609

>>4912579

some one should mirror this


5162b3 No.4912612

Why am I hearing this flaming cunt's voice?


d7a186 No.4912615

File: 1455070759683.png (110.98 KB, 319x324, 319:324, sure.png)


c75577 No.4912619

MUH LGBT MURICANS


637571 No.4912621

File: 1455070778935.png (2.41 MB, 1410x1600, 141:160, 420ec569481e577f9463ae9cb5….png)

>>4912561

>Huffpo

>credibility

>Implying


cab7dc No.4912629

File: 1455070804531.png (26.83 KB, 634x250, 317:125, Frank_Luntz_on_Twitter_Don….png)

>>4912577

He's getting BTFO in the comments.


a09298 No.4912631

>>4912615

now they are in the denial stage


5162b3 No.4912632

FUCK YOUR LGBT DEGENERACY

FUCK YOUR WAGE GAP

FUCK YOUR COP BASHING

FUCK YOUR DUMBASS SUPPORTERS


e596d3 No.4912633

>>4912603

She didn't lose, she won 40%.


e877b2 No.4912637

File: 1455070828480.jpg (26.59 KB, 500x645, 100:129, 1450712866351.jpg)


b1ad22 No.4912638

File: 1455070828527.jpg (126.31 KB, 546x700, 39:50, augMrVH.jpg)

Fucking hell, this board.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the FDA.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshall's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log onto the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on /pol/ about how SOCIALISM is BAD because the government can't do anything right.


ec3714 No.4912641

MUH BLACKS

MUH LGTBTQALMNOP


dcceb1 No.4912644

>>4912594

best one imo


2cd522 No.4912645

>Cunt talking about why she should win.

>Buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords


b02d0a No.4912651

Yes. We didn't fail our mission to meme magic the first president of USA. Truth to be said, Trump was high energy and did an amazing effort himself.

We didn't fail the Emperor. Praise be to this day.


358270 No.4912652

thats a pretty white crowd behind her


38decd No.4912656

>>4912444

(trips checked)

WHOEVER IS AGAINST JIM GILMORE IS A /LEFTYPOL/ CUCK WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

JIM GILMORE FOR TOWN COUNCIL 2016!!!

MAKE OUR MUNICIPALITY GREAT AGAIN!


e7749c No.4912661

Hey, I'm a True Conservative. I don't accept that it's not 1995 anymore

https://twitter.com/NolteNC/status/697243619552526336


4edaf5 No.4912662

Damn she has such a disgusting shrill voice.


538edb No.4912664

>>4912305

Have you ever been so angry that your respected, mainstream news website became Time Cube?

http://archive.is/6sE5U


42cf0d No.4912666

File: 1455070907264.gif (469.42 KB, 639x360, 71:40, 1440993151140.gif)

>Liberal Media can't maintain their "oh-so-holier-than-thou" facade

>Trump keeps doing better and better

>Shillary getting shitter-shattered by Bernie, of all people

>Bernie hasn't shown anything that indicates he can stand up to Trump, let alone random protestors (A half-dozen /pol/lacks undercover as BLM protestors could shut down any of his rallies at any moment, toppest of keks)


0ec3f2 No.4912668

>>4912615

>Nick (((Baumann)))


eb54ef No.4912670

>>4912638

you seem to be confusing conservatism with anarchism


c0b261 No.4912674

>>4912615

>read the article

>blatant clickbait


31ba80 No.4912676

File: 1455070927465.jpg (48.69 KB, 615x458, 615:458, Image2.jpg)

>>4912615

>>Jeb outvoted rubio


67a873 No.4912678

>>4912638

stop recycling tactics

filtered buh bye


134709 No.4912680

File: 1455070933086-0.jpg (65.39 KB, 738x424, 369:212, 1453491864294.jpg)

File: 1455070933086-1.png (798.52 KB, 836x674, 418:337, 1453164753965.png)


637571 No.4912682

File: 1455070944836.jpg (148.13 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, c5a050637ef3b1668a118f7cce….jpg)

>>4912615

…what ?


a448f3 No.4912685

>>4912633

That's because she's the only other candidate.


5594c3 No.4912686

File: 1455070957732.jpg (271.13 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, From Germany with Love.jpg)


538edb No.4912690

>>4912668

>all German and Swiss surnames are magically kike names

As the owner of that very surname, I’ll kindly ask you to drown yourself in an ocean of nigger semen.


24d9f5 No.4912692

>>4912638

>working this hard to cook up pasta


5162b3 No.4912695

Is this how liberals feel when Trump speaks? Probably worse since Trump speaks from the heart as opposed to this unoriginal whore.


3f37ca No.4912696

>>4912676

>losing to !Jeb!

It's time to drop out, Rubot.


33d4c8 No.4912697

File: 1455070986143.png (272.29 KB, 620x670, 62:67, tyrone laughs for 20 years.png)

>>4912615

>implying


2cd522 No.4912698

>>4912638

Socialism is bad because it's Jewish.

And Jews are the worst.


3c57ba No.4912699

HEIL EMPEROR TRUMP.

THANK YOU FOR DESTROYING LUBIO'S CAMPAIGN, KRISPY KREME. YOU WILL BE GENEROUSLY REWARDED BY THE GOD EMPEROR WHEN HE ASCENDS TO HIS RIGHTFUL THRONE.


9a6e06 No.4912701

File: 1455071000852.jpg (85.5 KB, 552x436, 138:109, shekels.jpg)


32f59f No.4912702

File: 1455070997131.gif (2.72 MB, 240x234, 40:39, 1414810731704.gif)

>>4912638

It's not the government it's the Jews and their masters you dummy.

You'd think with all that good shit the government's given you, they could have given you a fucking clue while they were at it.


a8a118 No.4912703

>>4912652

Bill why are you even onstage…


ec3714 No.4912706

>>4912686

Germany must really be in love with all that Muslim sperm they are drowning in right now.


358270 No.4912708

>>4912695

nah Liberals aren't willing to listen to an opposing view


38decd No.4912714

>>4912638

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.


e596d3 No.4912720

>>4912703

He's starting to look senile.


5c4eee No.4912721

File: 1455071048010.jpg (287.67 KB, 800x450, 16:9, tiger hug snorgle.jpg)


5162b3 No.4912722

>>4912696

You seem to bite into the fiction that Rubot doesn't know what he's doing.


3f37ca No.4912727

>>4912703

Behind every strong woman is a man.


9088f9 No.4912728

>>4912488

There ARE no memes on his side, only shitty reddit image macros and chinese bootlegs of Ron Paul meme images.


e877b2 No.4912739

>>4912685

All these Republicucks diluting the vote are annoying


2d1d8a No.4912740

File: 1455071099359.jpg (173.21 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 1444282289311.jpg)

>>4912452

You donated all of your karma to the God Emperor today. Thanks to your sacrifice, he won by like 20%.

Good work anon you contributed more than the rest of us (except for the based NH voters)


3783df No.4912741

>>4911242

Is that real, I mean the heading fonts are in no way Journalistic and something a kid would pick

It looks fake


ab4868 No.4912744

>>4912525

>HuffPo

>Ever not accidentally hilarious

Don't go to the site, but the whole thing feels like I'm on the absolute worst-designed streaming site


e34470 No.4912745

>Don hasn't started talking yet

>hear person in crowd talk while Hillary is talking on tv

>IT MAKES MY FUCKING BLOOD BOIL

kek


154ece No.4912746

>>4912686

>Muslime nation hating on Trump

>Surprised.


637571 No.4912750

File: 1455071120975.png (760.36 KB, 777x1127, 111:161, eb05eb551b65c8c390d2d0255e….png)

>>4912706

Both Germany and the UK need to suffer a whole lot, they are still in massive denial.

The right wing in the UK specially is fucking pathetic.


538edb No.4912764

File: 1455071156233-0.png (8.55 KB, 123x119, 123:119, Screen Shot 2016-02-09 at ….png)

File: 1455071156233-1.png (36.21 KB, 307x365, 307:365, Screen Shot 2016-02-09 at ….png)

What the hell is this.


09f8d1 No.4912766

File: 1455071170295.gif (966.99 KB, 245x180, 49:36, lels.gif)

>>4912680

Holy shit, CWC and Rafael look uncannily similar.


38decd No.4912767

>>4912750

this. Sweden too. They must pay their price for their cuck actions


538edb No.4912769

>>4912764

To clarify, it turns grey when you hover over it, so I had to have both images.


e7749c No.4912770

Bernie speaking on CNN


d7a186 No.4912773

>>4912714

>nowthatswhaticallcopypasta.png


dcceb1 No.4912778

>>4912699

(checked)

Krispy the Sigilite? only time will tell


e34470 No.4912779

File: 1455071224176.png (362.08 KB, 1005x1222, 1005:1222, IOWA.png)

>>4912764

>1 vote

>>4912686

pic related.


fd04b4 No.4912780

>>4912764

In the event of a tie it displays the first alphabetical candidate. In this case, Bush.


358270 No.4912782

Jesus christ Bernies family is an eyesore after months of looking at Trump's family in rallies


a09298 No.4912786

http://archive.is/aYthl

SJW's are killing themselves now


84a483 No.4912787

>>4912714

best pasta ive ever seen


38decd No.4912800

>>4912786

link won't work


a448f3 No.4912802

COMMUNISTS KNOCKED ON A HECK OF A LOT OF DOORS


83c4c8 No.4912803

File: 1455071295288.png (49.9 KB, 867x806, 867:806, 1451768892854.png)

>>4911813

>Jeb Bush did better than Cruz and Lubio


e7749c No.4912805

>>4912786

OH shit my sides. They actually did it. In public. in the street. in front of a government building.


3783df No.4912809

>>4912676

I'll be damned, my guess was proven right


2cd522 No.4912810

>>4912786

Fucking Gamergate :^)


a09298 No.4912813

>>4912800

works for me


93c693 No.4912816

CRUZ & LUBIO ON SUICIDE WATCH


8024a4 No.4912821

>>4912714

trump is still winning though so i dont think the future will be like that


e7749c No.4912823

New thread soon


503bce No.4912827

>>4912692

It's actually pretty stale pasta. At least a year old.


38decd No.4912829

>>4912813

tried again and it works


e34470 No.4912830

AMERICA WON'T ACCEPT COMMUNISM, BUT UNDER THE NAME BERNIE SANDERS THEY WILL ACCEPT EVERY ASPECT OF COMMUNISM


92c1fc No.4912834

>>4912786

HAHAHAHA WHAT A FAG

We went through decades of depression while our nation systematically sold us out, and came out stronger in the end.

Jigaboo jones cant get enough white wimmins and gibsmedat, so he fucking kills himself?

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THE FIRE MONKEY


e7749c No.4912835

BERNIE SAID YUUUGEE


bb7ea4 No.4912837

>>4912606

Kill yourself.


67a873 No.4912839

Kikes have no charisma

he talks all slow and retarded like


38decd No.4912842

>>4912821

yeah I was just responding to a shit pasta with that pasta. I also love using it to trigger lolbertarians


2cd522 No.4912847

>>4912827

It's as old as Obamacare.


538edb No.4912848

>>4912827

Early 2000s, actually.


6e6880 No.4912850

File: 1455071435584.png (903.83 KB, 900x1269, 100:141, 52262711_p0.png)

IT'S LUNATIC TIME


d7a186 No.4912851

File: 1455071440168-0.png (53.8 KB, 1058x610, 529:305, map.png)

File: 1455071440346-1.jpg (87.2 KB, 495x542, 495:542, master495.jpg)

map is looking great


e34470 No.4912858

>>4912835

Jesus fuck I hate him.

All those niggers in the back are voting for him, and I bet it's for muh free gibs


eb54ef No.4912861

wtf hes stealing our meme


aaa279 No.4912865

IF RUBIO DROPS BELOW 10% WE'RE LOOKING AT A 49-60% LANDSLIDE WIN FOR TRUMP


9bf4bd No.4912867

File: 1455071480557.jpg (80.77 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 1411950861771.jpg)

>all these candidates stealing from the Don


bb63fb No.4912869

>yuuuuuge

>aroused


92c1fc No.4912871

>>4912839

This faggot talks so much like a kike stereotype the ADL tried to sue him for defamation.


1a4f74 No.4912875

>>4912803

niggers can't tell that Bush is set up to take this. The others are just there to keep the heat off Bush and make him look better.


9f626c No.4912876

>>4912433

>>4912442

Thanks. That's 2 new ones that aren't in the /a/ thread if I recall.


637571 No.4912877

File: 1455071502628.png (2.29 MB, 1625x2000, 13:16, bed1415cc98f4206d036f68948….png)

>>4912767

I think Sweden in the last 6 months has improved a lot, they still have some of the most insane suicidal white people i ever saw, but i think they have a functional right-wing right now.

The UK is totally fucked, after the BNP died their remaining "far-right" party are cuckoldry galore, i am talking people that actually believe they are scoring some sort of point by letting a Jamaican take the stage and sort of agree with them.


5162b3 No.4912879

Bernie, I know you're a low energy no-good socialist, but could you at least man up and fuck Hillary over?


e7749c No.4912880

>>4912858

I know he's disgusting, but it's still special. He recognizes that he and Trump are fighting the same fight, on some level.


38decd No.4912882

File: 1455071510045.jpg (22.02 KB, 274x237, 274:237, 1454520276871.jpg)

>>4912786

>"He just wanted to serve people," his twin brother, MarQuan McCarrel, told the newspaper.

can more niggers serve people by going and an heroing


ec3714 No.4912884

>bernie speaking

>niggers dancing in the background

OOYYYYY LMAO


482f28 No.4912886

>>4912786

HOLY KEK

When W. was reelected they at least waited till the vote was in. Inauguration day will be anuddah Shoah for sure.


2cd522 No.4912895

File: 1455071554011.jpg (54.62 KB, 625x351, 625:351, Bernie.jpg)


e7749c No.4912897

>>4912884

AY YO HOL UP


d51ff4 No.4912898

>>4912884

HOL UP DID YOU SAY WE WUZ KANGZ


5162b3 No.4912906

>>4912879

Nope, you congratulated her. Can you do anything right?


9088f9 No.4912907

>>4912842

I loved that pasta even back when I was libertarian.


e34470 No.4912914

>>4912884

Bernie: We're going to give your money to other people!

Niggers: YEEEEEEEAAAAA MUH GIIIBS


9bf4bd No.4912915

Thanks for the jew echo, RSBN.


38decd No.4912920

>>4912877

the hope is after the issue of UK Independence is finished they can begin the road back


ec9dd3 No.4912922

File: 1455071626784.jpg (899.53 KB, 6144x3456, 16:9, 1412742167442-1.jpg)

>>4912851

>Lubio lower than Bush

Lubio will drop out and Cruz will fall apart under the weight of his ruses. Jeb will continue to be the designated punching back until Krispy Kreme decides he's hungry for turtle soup.


2a6066 No.4912923

>>4912835

That was hilarious. Everyone joined in as well. This is the effect of Trump. Soon even democrats will be in his dick.


482f28 No.4912926

>we need to unite the nation

>against a majority of the nation

-t. Jew


d7a186 No.4912927

File: 1455071641450.png (132.09 KB, 312x322, 156:161, 2Untitled.png)


b2daff No.4912932

File: 1455071651212.gif (1.24 MB, 297x312, 99:104, 1451666556124.gif)

>>4911796

>the clintons have a body trail longer than the appalaichians

I haven't ever heard of this,anyone got any information about this?


31ba80 No.4912935

File: 1455071658926.jpg (39.33 KB, 595x368, 595:368, Image2.jpg)

Jeb! has dropped, but he's still beating Ruibo.


358270 No.4912936

>Bernie is running against George W Bush

jesus fuck aren't dems tired of beating that horse by now?


e7749c No.4912941

I love it. Bernie is attacking every position Trump is against and framing it as his opponent. He's not even really paying attention to Trump.


2cd522 No.4912943

I promise to raise everyone's taxes that will mean more money for you to spend. - Socialism.


154ece No.4912944

File: 1455071683660.png (25.99 KB, 516x644, 129:161, Screen Shot 2016-02-09 at ….png)

CLINTON BTFO


6d3463 No.4912946

>>4912927

LOOK AT HUFFPOST

LOOK AT HUFFPOST AND LAUGH


aaa279 No.4912947

IF RUBIO DROPS BELOW 10% WE'RE LOOKING AT A 49-60% LANDSLIDE WIN FOR TRUMP

MEME IT SO RUBIO DROPS BELOW 10%


5f1b14 No.4912958

>>4912935

C'mon guac king, beat the cuban


482f28 No.4912960

>>4912936

Obongo dindu nuffin he a good boy


5162b3 No.4912964

>Bernie unironically thinks he will grabble the money from the top 1%'s Swiss bank accounts

>Berni unironically thinks the top 1% won't bail if he steps into office

He's in for a surprise when he'll realize there's no wealth to redistribute.


38decd No.4912971

>>4912932

>being surprised that the Clintons are evil people who do whatever it takes to win

>being this new


322d65 No.4912974

>>4912947

REQUESTING SAD RUBOT MONTAGE SET TO "LANDSLIDE" BY FLEETWOOD MAC


4a9643 No.4912979

File: 1455071761265.jpg (441.69 KB, 935x1194, 935:1194, 1443999765072-1.jpg)

>>4912947

MAKE IT SO


e4ae29 No.4912982

>Trump got 28,000 votes

>Bernie got 45,000 votes

Panic?


e7749c No.4912985

We Need New Thread


3783df No.4912987

>>4912935

Come on Rubio fall back to 9%


5162b3 No.4912989

>>4912982

>(1)

>no link

Thin ice.


482f28 No.4912997

>>4912982

NH doesn't have much experience with shitskins.


e9099a No.4912999

>Trump will get 13,688 votes from all the other candidates below the 10%

If my math isn't fucked then he'll get an additional 14% of the votes


e34470 No.4913001

>>4912944

Bernie's color should've been red :^)


2cd522 No.4913002

>>4912964

Anon, THAT is his plan.

>Promise to take money from rich jews.

>They leave the country, probably for israel.

>Economy tanks, dollar tanks, USA fucked hard.

>Rich jews buy everything they get their hands on.


154ece No.4913005

>>4912982

No. Burnie only had 1 other opponent.

TRUMP is fighting like 10 other guys.


aaa279 No.4913006

>>4912982

It's because there's only 2 for dems, but republicans are more split, you idiot.


38decd No.4913007

File: 1455071858474.jpg (62.3 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1442109467126.jpg)


eaaaec No.4913009

>mfw more people are voting republican than democrat

Republicans have won the independent vote in NH


322d65 No.4913011

>>4912982

what the hell for?

There's like 7 Gop candidates versus the dems 2. The odds are overwhelmingly in Trump's favor by pure logistics alone.


c8b71d No.4913017

>>4912982

Thats because theres only two democrat candidates but like 30 republicans


93c693 No.4913021

>>4912985

If there is no thread available, i'll make one


2a6066 No.4913025

>>4912932

Google "clinton body count"

The fact that so many results pop up is telling enough as it is but have fun looking over them. We'd be here all day going over them.


637571 No.4913032

File: 1455071907855.jpg (54.42 KB, 481x620, 481:620, marshawn.jpg)

>>4912786

>The one chimp in suit that wasn't actually rent seeking kill himself to the sound of nobody cares.

What a day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


fd04b4 No.4913035

>>4912982

>Total Democrat votes: 85,000

>Total Republican votes: 90,000

Seeing as New Hampshire is a Democrat state shouldn't this be cause for more celebration?


154ece No.4913036

>>4913021

MAKE 8CHAN GREAT AGAIN ANON


0d5714 No.4913040

>>4912982

>new hampshire

>mattering

The Republicans got 6x the times the votes as The Democrats in Iowa and Iowa has a hell of a lot more electoral votes than New Hampshire


9bf4bd No.4913041

>jew trying to gain shekels during a rally

WITH JEWS

YOU LOSE


5162b3 No.4913043

>>4913002

Wow, you just dispelled the fiction that Bernie doesn't know what he's doing.


337a83 No.4913045

>>4912452

On the bright side, the headache will likely go away.

>>4912920

What the fuck have you done?


eb54ef No.4913047

>>4913035

I'd be curious how that compares to previous primary turnouts


45df7e No.4913055

DONATE TO BERNIE GOY


3e5d19 No.4913058

File: 1455071978724.png (59.37 KB, 1080x1308, 90:109, 1455071955253.png)


966ca0 No.4913059

File: 1455071979011.png (112.57 KB, 184x212, 46:53, rapeface.png)

>>4912318

FUCKING SAVAGE

>those butthurt replies


ad0c48 No.4913062

>>4912982

The republican vote is split over 12 fucking candidates. Meaning fewer votes in practice for each candidate.

The democrat vote is divided among Bernie and the cunt. Of course Bernie will have more votes right now, because there are only two candidates to take the votes.

No Panic


f083c7 No.4913064

>>4911897

too young. not of child bearing age at any rate.


c5edf0 No.4913067

File: 1455071998161.jpg (21.61 KB, 236x301, 236:301, 9c4aea1ad82bcc1826bc337b96….jpg)

>>4913035

Fuck yourself faggot we are in no way a democrap state


38decd No.4913069

>>4913045

I have no idea


ec9dd3 No.4913070

File: 1455072012720.jpg (29.06 KB, 480x360, 4:3, freakazoidnotimportantb.jpg)

>>4913035

Both good and bad; New Hampshire used to be all red. The hippies that settled in South Massachusetts moved there when they got old and couldn't pay their own self-inflicted taxes.

Californication is a real problem even when california is not involved.


0d3652 No.4913072

File: 1455072017707.jpg (108.01 KB, 799x388, 799:388, 1448567420031-0.jpg)

>>4912932

I'll throw you a bone.


358270 No.4913078

Seriously, is this all democrats do on stump speeches? Instigate class warfare?

Nothing on national defense?


a617e5 No.4913082

>>4912982

More like Shillary just got shut down.

Dems only had two choices.

Trump will destroy Bernie.

But the best part is how the Dems stacked everything in Hillary's favor, and she still got btfo by an outright communist.


e7749c No.4913085

Possible Next Thread

>>4911072

>>4911072

>>4911072


b2daff No.4913088

File: 1455072057340.png (41.74 KB, 111x124, 111:124, elf.PNG)


9a6e06 No.4913091

>>4912318

>Oren Yaniv

EVERY FUCKING TIME


5a52c8 No.4913093

File: 1455072073659.jpg (103.98 KB, 594x683, 594:683, butthurt.JPG)

Mmm…the tears are delicious


613dde No.4913099

File: 1455072092454.jpg (23.47 KB, 194x320, 97:160, V87zXzM~2.jpg)

>>4911545

>Trump getting more than Cruz and Rubio COMBINED


38decd No.4913105

File: 1455072109520.jpg (13.6 KB, 255x153, 5:3, 1446347976237.jpg)


0d5714 No.4913111

>>4913043

Bernie knows exactly what he's doing.

He just never read the story of 1917 and has no idea where it's going.


c7d377 No.4913112

File: 1455072119949.jpg (45.05 KB, 777x437, 777:437, Donald.Trump_.Smiling-777x….jpg)

>mfw I live in New Hampshire


93c693 No.4913125

>>4913036

OTHER THREADS UP, WE'RE ALL CLEAR


eb54ef No.4913130

>>4913112

doing god's work anon

assuming you voted

you did vote, didn't you?


45df7e No.4913133

>>4913112

You did good fam


5162b3 No.4913136

>>4913099

Cruz is a pussy.


c0cb3d No.4913139

File: 1455072210741.mp4 (350.55 KB, 124x82, 62:41, national anthem of leftypo….mp4)


fd04b4 No.4913140

NEW THREAD NOW


fb7590 No.4913165

File: 1455072273408.gif (1.97 MB, 680x849, 680:849, No brakes.gif)


e86142 No.4913176

>>4913112

I'm sorry

Good job tonight


6afa5f No.4913194

File: 1455072356203.jpg (146.39 KB, 555x710, 111:142, 1426688784755.jpg)

>>4912324

Marcosoft shill complaining about people repeating themselves. The irony is delicious

I know you're shitposting but this is a good one


9763b3 No.4913196

>>4913112

Don't know about everyone else, but thank you, anon (you better have voted) and the other NHfags.

You still have a lot of libcucks there judging by what I hear during this Bernie speech. You've gotta' take care of them soon.


ec3714 No.4913216

WHEN IS THE GOD EMPEROR GOING TO SPEAK

I CANT WAIT TO HEAR HIM BTFO OF EVERYBODY WHO DOUBTED HIS POWER


5f39d2 No.4913221

BERNIE WENT RED


9f626c No.4913228

>>4912877

You need to post more suit pictures in the 8/a/ thread please.


cfe3d2 No.4913291

>>4912452

you didn't know? I think they own intellectual property on every nail gun suicide there is. If you want to suicide 10 nails into the back of your head, you first have to by licence from them


cfe3d2 No.4913311

>>4913291

shit meant for >>4912932


3154b3 No.4913328

>>4912037

lol no

I can tell as an American you have no idea how moderate your nationalism is compared to ours.

American nationalism: Let's not let illegal immigrants in but all the legal ones can stay

European nationalism: If you are not a native you do not belong, foreign races are not welcome


6b890d No.4913401

>>4913216

I imagine he's waiting for the cummunist kike to stop talking so every newqs outlet is on him.


e44c88 No.4913421

File: 1455072943969.gif (541.65 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1445301410604.gif)

>>4911242

>Trump wins presidency

>mfw reading the Huffington Post on November 9, 2016

I might take a whole day off work just to absorb the butthurt.


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>>4913328

European Nationalism is fucking La Penn who wants Muslims to immigrate and UKIP who is no different than Trump.

Fuck you FUck FUCK YOOOO


169350 No.4913455

HE'S ON




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