e317fe No.4932425
Watch in amazement as Jeb! gets kicked off the stage and stumbles around awkwardly at a Rotary luncheon.
Can he become any more embarrassing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OE_lHQZGuM
d2ad79 No.4932545
>>4932452
I've been meaning to ask, does he carry live turtles? Also
>rosary beads
According to Wikipedia, Jeb's religion: Episcopalianism (Before 1995); Roman Catholicism (1995–present)
Similar thing with W. who was Episcopalian until 1977, when he converted to United Methodist.
I find this pattern very strange.
d2ad79 No.4932596
The trip fag appears to be a bot.
98da83 No.4932608
>awkward silence whenever Jeb isn't speaking
>coughing in the background
Jesus Christ
924e4c No.4932613
b3363c No.4932641
>>4932545
No they're just toy turtles.
50ad02 No.4932671
>>4932425
His attempts at dead pan humour are just embarrassing. And then he tries to smooth it over acting like a schmendrick. Unbelievable.
e317fe No.4932699
>>4932671
My favorite part is when he sits down awkwardly by himself
98da83 No.4932830
>>4932699
This. It doesn't look like he's comfortable being in the room or even his own skin. It's like he's pretending to be human.
c9bfee No.4932880
He's going to kill himself one day. One of these days he will.
50ad02 No.4932888
>>4932699
And then one of his aides runs up and gestures for him to get the fuck out.
d2ad79 No.4932897
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>>4932830
>It's like he's pretending to be human.
Watch this vid and tell me he's not a slower version of his dad
77df00 No.4932942
>>4932425
This is getting hard to watch tbh. I kind of feel sorry for him…
98da83 No.4932948
>>4932897
What a retarded question. I don't really see the similarities though.
d2ad79 No.4932963
>>4932942
Jeb's imminent suicide and the destruction of the Bush dynasty are 2 things that keep me smiling.
>>4932948
Both have difficulty relating to common folk, and act almost germaphobic in their presence.
34811c No.4932969
>>4932425
>>4932425
JUST CUCK MY TURTLES UP
98da83 No.4932971
>>4932963
>Both have difficulty relating to common folk, and act almost germaphobic in their presence.
I don't know, man. he convinced me.
d2ad79 No.4933034
>>4932971
In the 2d political universe of 1992, convincing you or me doesn't accomplish jack shit.
295336 No.4933066
>>4932897
His dad acts like a boss. His son is a beta
6fe1a0 No.4933104
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times….Jeb has assburgers.
98da83 No.4933135
>>4933066
Well he kind of did call for help at one of his "rallies" where he implied his mother beat him.
98da83 No.4933146
>>4933135
meant to reply to >>4933104
3a1e2d No.4933166
>>4932425
This poor hopeless fucker. I swear to god the day he quits the election I'm sending him a gift card to starbucks with a letter that says "You did your best, you tried your hardest. Stop chasing other peoples dreams and chase your own."
78ea9b No.4933168
98da83 No.4933196
>>4933168
Can't find the video, but google: Jeb Bush child-abuse
e317fe No.4933222
>>4933196
His father does seem like the type of hard-ass who might deliver punishments with a leather belt.
d2ad79 No.4933244
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Uh-oh. Alex Jones is apparently helping out the counter-Bush media campaign ahead of SC. Roger Stone is friends with both Jones & very close to Trump - he even designed Trump's strategy. He also is publishing an expose of the Bush's due out in a few days. Remember, George W. Bush is hitting the airwaves & the trail again.
We are about to witness epic salt.
4b0f69 No.4933257
>>4932425
his shitty politics aside, jeb seems like a nice guy… :(
d2ad79 No.4933265
>>4933257
Only shills for Israel have second thoughts about watching him disintegrate.
e0f984 No.4933276
>>4932641
Real turtles are too high-energy
98da83 No.4933282
>>4933244
Lel. Jeb's so passive aggressive.
c85a27 No.4933286
>>4933257
Id never vote for him, but I feel like I agree. Hes relatable in a sad sorta way. I wonder if he feels feels.
a6fba2 No.4933303
Jeb Bush bullied Carson at the last debate.
He is the psychopathic little shit that tortures small animals and sleepy negros when he was a kid. No sympathy for this fuck.
d2ad79 No.4933304
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>>4933286
>I wonder if he feels feels.
>Calvin & Hobbes
>(1)
Pathetic attempt to meme.
Song unrelated.
a6fba2 No.4933364
>>4933168
The thread is still up, I know because I can't upload the images of jeb making out with his mom.
>>4933333
b3b8c0 No.4933383
78ea9b No.4933401
>>4933303
More like the nerd who half-heartedly wants to be a good person but awkwardly makes fun of people in situations he can't handle and feels like a fool and tries to act big
d2ad79 No.4933425
>>4933303
>Jeb Bush bullied Carson at the last debate.
I'm drawing a blank. Remind me.
98da83 No.4933581
>>4933303
he certainly has that "I hurt little animals" streak about him
14eeca No.4933588
98da83 No.4933632
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>>4932425
I fucking hate TYT, but I love seeing them make fun of Jeb.
710e60 No.4933835
>>4932452
jeb seems like a nice guy but he clearly isn't suitable for presidency, and running against the god emperor is as dumb as pissing into a hurricane and expecting your pants to stay dry.
i wish jeb would just throw in the towel and become a turtle biologist.
5f4bbc No.4933909
>>4933835
I have a feeling he doesn't want to run in all actuality, but is just being used as a pawn. It seems to me that he has absolutely no passion for this candidacy at all, and is now being forced to feign it after the kill shot that was "low-energy."
Or, he just has aspergers…. Did that infowars faggot confront him on 9/11 on the same day as the Rotary snub/turtle debacle? I don't know if this man is going to hold himself together until spring, we might hear about his suicide on fox news one of these days ;__;
4e5390 No.4933915
>>4933244
Looks like it'll be a good vid. I have to remind myself Jeb could turn into a threat at anytime if Trump didn't keep kicking him when he's down.
d2ad79 No.4933922
>>4933909
You're missing something. Jeb really wanted to be president. He just thought it would be easy,
4e5390 No.4933929
>>4933244
Though I'd much rather see him attack Cruz or Rubio or Kasich, someone that's a bigger threat. Then work on Bernie or Hillary.
4e5390 No.4933935
>>4933909
>Did that infowars faggot confront him on 9/11 on the same day as the Rotary snub/turtle debacle?
Yeah it looks like the same room, kek
d2ad79 No.4933954
>>4933929
>someone that's a bigger threat
Jeb is still very much a threat. This was supposed to be his coronation and he's still got the entire Bush family & money behind him. Cruz is a very slippery problem to deal with, because the establishment is using him as a splitter. Roger Stone & Alex Jones have talked about him. Trump's doing negative ads on him. If properly baited, the media will try to tear him apart. The point is, Cruz is such a Proteus that it takes this many steps to get at him.
b28be6 No.4933978
>>4932425
>>4932452
The !Jeb! campaign is pure comedy
1ecbbc No.4934051
Someone needs to make Jeb! into a Wojack!
e3977d No.4934094
>>4933581
Maybe in the Lennie Small sense.
16bca6 No.4934124
>>4933581
he's copying his abusers
GEORGE STOP DON'T HURT MY TURTLES NOOOOO
29a3d3 No.4934134
ANYONE HAVE THE WEBM WHERE HE HUGS THE UNDECIDED VOTE?
98da83 No.4934139
>>4934124
>tfw he was the little turtle
29a3d3 No.4934161
>>4934152
Yeah, thank you anon.
924e4c No.4934178
>>4933909
Jeb said before that he has wanted to be President since he could walk.
98da83 No.4934191
Trump says Jeb is a nice guy. He'll give Jeb a job when he becomes President, r-right?
924e4c No.4934193
>>4934191
Jeb's sleeping with the turtles
c34daf No.4934194
>>4934191
>Secretary of the turtles
c34daf No.4934195
>>4934191
>Secretary of Low Energy
b252e6 No.4934205
>>4932545
Episcopalian is the American special snowflake name for Church of England. Methodism is the Church of Wesley.
Good to see at least Jeb! found the One True Church.
5f1275 No.4934208
>>4934191
I hope he does.
I mean I know he married a Mexican, but I just can't help feel sorry for Jeb.
Maybe Trump will let him handle diplomacy with the Mexicans after TheWall(TM) is built.
16bca6 No.4934305
>>4934195
boom headshot
tweet that to trump right now (before twitter shuts its servers down)
a73d6e No.4934630
>>4932452
>why do you have a turtle in your pocket?
>do you just have a pocket full of turtles?
Top fucking kek
cc2664 No.4934729
>>4934208
>I mean I know he married a Mexican, but I just can't help feel sorry for Jeb.
5f4bbc No.4934817
>>4934729
This looks like the setup to an episode of SVU.
0973f3 No.4934829
>>4934205
Everyone involved with the catholic church are modern day pharisees
77df00 No.4934876
cf0728 No.4934879
>>4932425
Does anyone know what he was eating on that spoon. Its it some type of life extension honey or Jewish paste? How do I get some?
924e4c No.4934923
>>4934879
They take fresh white baby foreskin and mash it into a paste, sweetened by fresh semen.
396926 No.4935075
49fdaf No.4935077
>>4932545
>>4932641
I have been wondering about that too. I imagined him having turtles in one pocket and lettuce and tomatoes in the other.
>>4932888 (Checked)
Jesus H Christ.
I expect George to come at any moment to take him home.
Where is the Family???
Why don`t they protect poor JEB!?
924e4c No.4935098
>>4935077
Jeb is their last hope.
The house of cards is collapsing and the Bush family is falling into oblivion, if Jeb doesn't win they're over.
d9f3e1 No.4935220
What is up with the anons mentioning the turtles so many time?
49fdaf No.4935352
>>4935220
If there is one thing that JEB! lieks more that guacamole it`s Turtles.
0a81bb No.4935372
>>4934205
Yeah agreed, a shame he likely converted for all the wrong reasons though
d9f3e1 No.4935388
>>4935352
Turtle is cool, I think he is much better off as an animal scientist because he doesn't have any political talent. I have to admit that I feel sorry for him and actually wanted him to drop out for his safety.
49fdaf No.4935401
>>4935388 (Heil Hitler)
He is a inspiration for other 'losers', even someone as low energie and awkward as JEB! can be considered a presidential candidate.
181a7e No.4935440
FIRST THEY WOULDN'T CLAP, NOW THEY WON'T LET HIM FINISH.
How much more can he take?
d9f3e1 No.4935456
>>4935401
In Australia, he might a chance to win because Aussies hate political stuff so they are apolitical and will vote him over Labor and Liberal if he have other useful talents than politic. Do he have any other skills than politic?
49fdaf No.4935496
>>4935456
Not to my knowledge. And I would argue that he has a talent in politics :^)
d9f3e1 No.4935521
>>4935496
Well, he got a talent for being autistic and he managed to get famous because he is brave enough to go on the stage.
28332f No.4935550
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
In case anyone missed it
>He's a sad and pathetic person
>He's a nervous wreck
Trump has been joining in on Jeb!'s suicide watch memeing.
49fdaf No.4935560
>>4935521
If Trump does`t get elected (Yeah right) maybe he and JEB! can do comedy together.
d9f3e1 No.4935587
>>4935560
Trump like to mock him a lot and he will be just a common punchbag to him so that is not going to happen. Jeb cannot possibly complete with him as he is humourless. Average Aussies can do much better than Jeb do.
b28be6 No.4935605
>>4934178
how the heck does such an autistic friendless sperg think he's presidential material
how are people this lacking in self awareness
know your lane, jeb, for christ's sake
9476c9 No.4935609
b28be6 No.4935614
>>4934191
Trump only has time for high energy alphas
low energy cucks like jeb who get by on mommy and daddy's coattails aren't fit to even be in the same room as him
d9f3e1 No.4935618
>>4935605
Whoa, hang on, he don't have a friend? You are joking, right?
5c5e0b No.4935643
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b28be6 No.4935651
>>4935618
it was mentioned in the news a while ago that one of the networks was planning to a segment about him where they have his friends and family shill for him or whatever, but when they contacted his 'friends' it turned out they were all just business acquaintances who didn't know him personally
d9f3e1 No.4935664
>>4935651
But he is a old man so he would have friends in the past years.
5f4bbc No.4935665
>>4935550
Trump just has this power where he makes me laugh hysterically all the time… what a rebuttal.
I really hope the Secret Service is spending less time monitoring those around Jeb! and more time focusing on him, he must be in a very dark place right now.
f005ab No.4935666
>>4935560
>Trump and Jeb! sitcom set in Trump Towers
All of my money.
b28be6 No.4935671
fuck why can't I find where I heard that
maybe his campaign has been doing some damage control and hushed it up
b28be6 No.4935677
>>4935664
apparently not
it's literally just his family and and bunch of payed lackeys/business contacts who won't give him the time of day outside of working hours
92b436 No.4935679
>>4935550
>couldn't get a job
holy shit Trump is devastating because he hits them right in the truth
2a45b1 No.4935686
>>4934195
>Secretary of Low Energy
My sides
5c5e0b No.4935687
>>4935666
Of course you want us watching Talmudvision, Satan.
I'd watch it.
d9f3e1 No.4935693
>>4935677
What is wrong with him?
98da83 No.4935696
>>4935560
>highest rated show of all time
b28be6 No.4935737
122715 No.4935740
>tfw can relate to Jeb as I'm also an awkward beta loser
Atleast Jeb got a gf unlike me.
28332f No.4935756
>>4935665
I wonder how Trump would react if Jeb? really did off himself.
>>4935740
It's a Mexican hobgoblin, I wouldn't worry about it.
6d02f1 No.4935764
d9f3e1 No.4935767
>>4935737
He should have take her advice.
f005ab No.4935774
>>4935756
>I wonder how Trump would react if Jeb? really did off himself.
"I told him he could use Trump Towers to end it. He'd have high energy for the first time in his life, being up there, but he chose to go sleep with the turtles. Big shame, big shame."
5f4bbc No.4935927
>>4935756
Trump on Morning Joe after the funeral:
"Look Mika, I was only trying to help Jeb! by telling him the truth about his campaign. He was a sad guy, I could tell by one look. I have one of the all-time great therapists in one of my buildings, he leases a room from me! But I saw Jeb was in freefall, I thought, why don't those close to see what's going on and, I don't know, give him a way out? Of his campaign of course, there are a lot of people, and I'm not saying I fully believe it, but there a lot of people who think Barbara gave him the gun he used. But I'm not– I don't want to speculate.
I was at the funeral with my beautiful wife Melania and my daughter Ivanka, and let me tell you, I've never seen such guilt– Colombo, she had to know this would happen. Look, I don't want to blame the poor girl, but when your husband becomes as desperate as Jeb became in front of millions of people, and I mean, this guy was saying some real nasty, pathetic stuff– maybe you ought to admit that, y'know, the wall isn't such a bad idea. I'm doing this for America, we are going to Make America Great Again. What an awful tragedy, to see him go like that."
e010a7 No.4936174
>>4934152
if a candidate hugged me I'd probably vote for them.
f72a45 No.4936395
>>4935927
This is too God damn perfect. I think Trump might actually be here.
5587d4 No.4936461
d6412f No.4936638
50ad02 No.4936664
>>4935927
Well done, good Trumpost.
50ad02 No.4936679
>>4936638
> He did say it, He said it out loud. And he’s done far more than the P word he’s got the F word and the S word and every other word. That is the way our country will move forward. I just reject that kind of notion out of hand.
~~ ¡Jebito "Push 2 for English" Bush!
bbc1ac No.4936711
>>4933909
He did but at this point he probably wants out. He knows he can't win against Trump or even some of the other candidates at this point. The problem is that he has all this money from PACs and donors that are keeping him in the race. I want him out just so he can go back to florida and run a turtle shop near the beach.
cae725 No.4936714
>>4932425
>¡Jeb! sits down to a nice bowl of cuckamole after the emcee decides that he is done having him waste the Rotary Club's time pretending that he'll be President one day.
64df3d No.4936752
>>4933244
JEB! is so desperate he is calling out his older brother to campaign?
Oh shit, this just got better.
2fa210 No.4936784
>spot the Jeb
He even looks retarded on his childhood picture. And Our beloved Bush looks like he's got his shit together.
>Though many in his family had attended Yale University, Bush chose to attend the University of Texas at Austin, beginning in September 1971.[7] He played on the Texas Longhorns varsity tennis team in 1973.[7] He graduated Phi Beta Kappa and magna cum laude from the University of Texas at Austin with a B.A. in >Latin American studies.[7][18] He completed his coursework in two and a half years.[19]
He was basically the retarded aspie burnout of the family that got nurtured by his father with tortillas and hotpockets to be a presidential hopefull in a multikulti country.
I really really feel sorry for his guy.
2f58fd No.4936809
>>4936784
Poor Jeb. He's going to an hero.
cae725 No.4936817
>>4936752
This year is the gift that keeps on giving.
07f904 No.4936826
>>4932425
>be running for president of the united states
>giving a speech to try and win over some people
>get cut off halfway through because they've seen enough
>get confused, stammer a bit and hesitate to get off stage
>leave to go cry into a bowl of his famous guac while the sounds of someone else fucking his gremlin wife can be heard from an adjacent room
>100 million dollars couldn't fix a loser
weak and pathetic, ¡Jeb!. weak and pathetic
5587d4 No.4936833
>>4936814
poor jeb, can't even get dubs
>>4936752
bill campaining for shillary and dubya for jebito
will they have to help them run the country too?
pathetic
271dfc No.4936844
>>4936752
He also got his 90+ year old mother to campaign!
64df3d No.4936860
>>4936844
The same one who said he shouldn't run, that shit was priceless.
JEB! truly is the /r9k/ candidate
69f2d3 No.4936873
>>4936814
Uth o al cerned ill and tips
Theres a message hidden here.. I know it.
cae725 No.4936883
>>4936826
He could have even walked off the stage gracefully as if it was his decision. He was just as awkward as possible instead.
Trump has truly destroyed the self-confidence of this man.
ddf197 No.4936929
You know the most hilarious thing?
Jeb was slated to win at the outset. He had all the right special interest groups backing him, the bankers loved him, the globalists and capitalists loved him, the jews loved him, he's from a political dynasty and had a huge warchest.
And Trump completely destroyed the primaries and made it into an actual election.
cae725 No.4936966
>>4936929
I am very happy to see the Bush dynasty become an object of derision and mockery, and collapse into its own shadow.
Sic Semper Tyrranus. Take your unwanted monarchy to the grave.
0973f3 No.4936987
>>4936814
What the hell happened to Tyrone?
c1ac5e No.4937189
>>4936966
Oh another Bush will make an attempt at some point in the future.
The Americans adore their political dynasties. Its just a question of how long it'll be before they let them back into the oval office.
271dfc No.4937196
>>4936860
>/r9k/
What is r9k? A board for autists?
f5b13a No.4937305
b69d0d No.4937358
>>4937196
Imagine everyone was a sad Wojack with hastily crafted tophats. Now imagine they had no father figure in their life. Then a man named Chad all but raped their highschool crush and then abandoned her to single motherhood. Lastly, they stubbed their pinky toe for the second time today.
That is /r9k/.
98da83 No.4937397
>>4936784
>tfw you are the Jeb of your family
9967b5 No.4937398
>>4936966
More like Sic Semper TyrrANUS lmao
a9f2be No.4937413
6cdeef No.4937503
>>4935550
>Jeb is the sort of person that, if he wasnt in government, couldn't get a job.
Das it mang.
271dfc No.4937535
>>4937358
Ah ok… Probably explains why I have been on /pol/ for half a decade and haven't bothered to venture there. Come to think of it, I don't really view any other board…
4b9513 No.4937590
>>4937189
>bloo bloo bloo political dynasties
Britain don't need no political dynasties because you niggers have a monarchy
4b9513 No.4937600
>>4937535
Are you one of the retards who calls videogames degeneracy and whines about "weebs" without actually knowing the definition of weeaboo?
6cdeef No.4937659
>>4937358
This is the best description of /r9k/ Ive heard. A part me likes that r9k exists. A place where they openly embrace and bathe in their own patheticness could only exist on a chan. Its a comfy feel. At least they know what they are (unlike SJWs), you gotta give em that.
6cdeef No.4937694
>>4937600
Whats with the random sperg anon? Are you that butt blasted that you cant even see a post like his and not immediately think of your waifu pillows?
271dfc No.4937714
>>4937600
No, but I'd call someone with a video game obsession a degenerate.
271dfc No.4937730
>>4937659
>>4937358
Was Josh an /r9k/ poster?
34f542 No.4937796
>>4937600
DID SOMEBODY SAY WEABOO?
BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY WEABOO!
c12c6a No.4937943
3a32f2 No.4938123
>>4937730
wizardchan i think
0066c0 No.4938623
>>4937600
What the hell are you talking about anon? Calm down, nobody insulted your hobby or your waifu yet