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Mormonism, not even once

>Registering for online voting for the presidential preference caucus has also been extended until midnight on March 17

FUCK

>>5446009

INDEED, IT'S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING

You know the mormons told each other about this in church days in advance.

Isn't Utah one of the states Trump is was doing really well in?

>>5446023

No, that would be Arizona. I think Trump leads in Utah from some poll that I've seen, but not by much.

So they made it so more Mormons specifically can vote.

Utah is a lost cause but we have to fight to keep Ted Cruz from reaching 50% of the vote.

Get on this guys.

>>5446047

We can't, it's too late. Why didn't we notice this sooner? Fuck if I know, no Utah /pol/acks around it seems.

>>5445999 (checked)

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Serious question for /pol/

Could online voting ever be feasable? Like if you turn on your webcam when voting for verification or something?

Don't we have a NEET army that can easily fuck with this? Bot spam the Trump, maybe bot spam fucking Jeb just to be a dick?

>>5446093

Well it's not like what we have today is any better with the fucking caucuses, It could be done, but verification would have to be absolutely fool-proof.

>>5446108

Read the last line, the registration already ended yesterday, there's nothing we can do unless you can hack your way in.

>Beehive State

Appropriate considering its a colony of hivemind cultists

>>5446122

(Checked)

Well, I imagine the verification would require you to kind of hold up your ID to the webcam before voting or something.

Online voting isn't a bad idea in and of itself, I think.

>>5446108

Bad idea. If anything the neet army should be seeing if they can prove fraud through this system.

around mormons

Frankly, Utah is a lost cause in my mind. I'd like that to not be the case, but I cant envision a scenario where Cruz doesnt pull like 70% of the vote.

>>5446170

It's an online caucus, they'll rig it.

>>5446215

No. Utah is. Who cares about Utah? Every road to victory I've seen have Trump losing Utah.

>online voting

Odds on Rand Paul winning the caucus?

Would the recent endorsements by Israel change any Mormon minds?

>>5446009

>>5446014

If theres one thing about the people who frequent /pol/, or are otherwise aligned with people who frequent /pol/, have that sets them above the pack its, believe it or not, expertise.

We have people like gex, cranking out professional, Goebbels grade propaganda in their free time.

We have ex soldier and Marines who have seen, and know how to handle themselves in a warzone and understand how to use current generation military tech.

We have diggers who sift through the internet and find the most obscure information on specific people, entities and events, as if their search is guided by divine providence.

Im sure theres gotta be some super secret squirrel dank web /pol/ack that knows exactly what to do.

>>5446246

Ive only known a couple of mormons from when i was in the military, as I dont live in the west. From my experience I would have to say no. Of the ones Ive known, and I knew them well, not a one of them was very bright. They are like a dopey version of kikes, from my experience. I even went on a road trip with one and we stoped to stay at his parents house for 2 weeks so we could hike some mountains in colorado. The parents were like a wierd version of jews. It sure as fuck felt like the whole family was trying to get me to fuck their daughter. Every time everyone was in the house her tits were popping out of her shirt they were yuge, and she was a 9/10 easy and she was always being guided to stand or lean over in my direction. It was the strangest shit. Especially since she was 15. Damn it was that some hard to resist candy.

But.. Wow did I digress.. Ok back on track.. From my experience mormons seem to try their hardest to resist thinking for themselves and seem to be natural born cucks. I wonder how much swede blood they have in them.

>>5446318

>dopey version of kikes

Kikes are already stupid as shit and dopey. That doesn't make any sense. Does two deopies make a derpy?

Mormonfag here if you can associate the Book of Mormon's Gadianton Robbers and Secret Combinations with jewery, crony capitalists, communism, etc. you can redpill them.

The Book of Mormon is rife with tales of these men who subvert their countries for gain and power.

They even tried to tell the Gentiles to "awake to our awful situation".

>Ether 8:23-24 Wherefore, O ye Gentiles, it is wisdom in God that these things should be shown unto you, that thereby ye may repent of your sins, and suffer not that these murderous combinations shall get above you, which are built up to get power and gain—and the work, yea, even the work of destruction come upon you, yea, even the sword of the justice of the Eternal God shall fall upon you, to your overthrow and destruction if ye shall suffer these things to be.

Wherefore, the Lord commandeth you, when ye shall see these things come among you that ye shall awake to a sense of your awful situation, because of this secret combination which shall be among you; or wo be unto it, because of the blood of them who have been slain; for they cry from the dust for vengeance upon it, and also upon those who built it up.

Mormon Chronicle was were I made the association of jewery=secret combination.

There are some of us who are redpilled and do try to spread the word.

And lastly west coast mormons are different from east coast mormons (I live in Virginia). I don't what it is but the weast coast mormons are far more inflexible(?) about their beliefs and attitudes from what I've seen.

>>5446423

Reminder that Mormons killed innocent settlers in the west because they wanted to form a CUCK CALIPHATE, and regular humans disrupted that.

>>5446318

>Especially since she was 15.

High school chicks are sluts.

>>5446343

>..Where do i sign up for a mormon church?

Utah.

Former Mormonfag here different from that other one.

>>5446318

A lot of the Utah Mormons indeed originally came from Sweden and immigrated to America. My godmother was as Swedish as can get.

>>5446445

We know that. Many years ago the young men's president actually got the class discussing it. I think this was around the time of the release of the September Dawn movie.

I wish I could go back to church it'll be the easiest way to get a sweet 3D waifu, unfortunately I'm heavily redpilled now and I can't go back to cucked organizations, not to mention I am way too degenerate now.

For everyone else, no one else can manufacture blond girls en masse like the mormons can. Any white nationalist will protect them – decucking will come later.

Won't this be cheated by a script?

>>5446542

If it can, we should make Bush win. That'd be funny

>>5446609

No. Make some shitlord who isn't even running win.

Kind of like when cuckchan was still relevant they spammed some poll to get it to order a phrase. I can't remember what it was though.

Wait. Write in Adolf Hitler.

>>5446093

Look up 'audit of Estonias online voting system'

Its great in theory. You vote using an ID with an rfid chip in it and a PIN. You can change your vote at any time to prevent coercion.

The guy breaks into it with SQL injection I think.

WE NEED TO BREAK INTO A SCRIPT AND RIG THIS SO ADOLF WINS TO SHOW THE SYSTEM IS FLAWED

>>5446343

Jesus Christ that hand-to-head ratio.

would fuck

>>5446637

Even better.

Adolf Hitler 2016

>>5445999

What the fuck? Is this another attempt to stump the Trump?

That would mean all the cuckservatives AND marxists who hate him will be voting against him, and an army of illegals too.

Can people outside of burger lands vote?

>>5446749

>just wait for Hitler!

>>5446675

Or, you know. Make Trump win so we can get those sweet delegates?

>>5446780

Exactly.

>>5446637

It was Time magazine's person of the year poll. The phrase was "marblecake also the game". They led the poll with cuckchan's Luggage Lad's handle as the "m".

>>5446851

>expose their bullshit

>get delegates he'd never have gotten anyway

They're both winning options. make your choice, one will set their legitimacy to 0.

>>5446318

>>5446343

You know guys, a while ago I considered joining the Mormons since they had strong family values, decency, and of course virginal QT3.14s who would happily produce 10 Aryan offspring for you. Not to mention its like the benefit of being a merchant in terms of having good jobs handed to you on a silver platter…

But IDK mang, from what I hear they're pretty weird and you need to do a lot of missionary kek shit to join.

If there were mormons in my area(south ontario) and you could just walk into a church and be like "wheres my qt3.14 Aryan and good job?", I'd probably do it in a heart beat. But fuck moving to Utah for that shit.

>>5446423

did you get a QT3.14 handed to you?

>>5446675

>>5446860

ADOLF FIRST, TRUMP CLOSE SECOND, EVERYONE ELSE FAR LAST!

>>5446980

Actually a good idea :^)

I think some of the merchantism is starting to rub off on us.

>>5446980

Hang yourself before you're made into an example.

>>5447007

No. It's not. Because the media will say "BERNIE EVEN HAS SUPPORT FROM REPUBLICANS" even if it's an obvious rig job. Hitler/Trump result would be forcing their hands.

>>5446851

If Trump got the delegates that way, the media could spin it like Trump paid for supporters to hack the system. If it's a bizarre or stupid name then they can't spin it any other way other than "okay, this is a stupid system and a bunch of teenage hooligans set the system to vote for Shrek".

We can't do anything that could hurt Trump's name, even if we're not associated with him, because he'll be held responsible. Just like the media's trying to hold him responsible for Bernout's own supporters attacking Trump.

Utah was never going to Trump anyway. We just need Kasich to vacuum enough votes to keep Cruz below 50%

>>5446910

How does a person go about installing batshit crazy ideas like magical underwear? I need to know - all attempts to unredpill myself have been unsuccessful.

>>5445999

>Only GOP does this

>they choose THIS election to start with this Microsoft shit and online bullshit

They fucking KNOW online voting is retarded bullshit.

>>5446980

>Implying that would work.

REMEMBER TO SPAM THIS WHENEVER SOME FAGGOT SAYS THAT ANY FORM OF ELECTRONIC VOTING IS ACCEPTABLE

PAPER AND PENCIL ONLY

PAPER AND PENCIL ONLY

PAPER AND PENCIL ONLY

PAPER AND PENCIL ONLY

PAPER AND PENCIL ONLY

PAPER AND PENCIL ONLY

>>5446980

To expand. The (((MSM))) is already forcing the Trump == Hitler maymay. So us giving it to them will redpill so many people.

Not enough people are redpilled enough to understand the Sandkike + Marx connection with respect to a GOP primary vote. It's quite a few levels of disconnect.

>>5447029

>We can't do anything that could hurt Trump's name

Forcing (((them))) to own up to the Trump == Hitler maymay CAN NOT hurt Trump. It can ONLY hurt them.

I SEE MSM EVERYWHERE, WHAT IS IT?

what does msm mean?

>>5447247

main stream mormon

>>5447237

>>5447247

Main

Stream

Media

>>5446423

>And lastly west coast mormons are different from east coast mormons (I live in Virginia). I don't what it is but the weast coast mormons are far more inflexible(?) about their beliefs and attitudes from what I've seen.

Can confirm 1000%. Utah Mormons are literally just larping as Jews. Southeast Mormons are mostly Trump with some vocal cruzcucks.

T. Georgia Mormon

>>5447273

>>5447266

thanks, had trouble posting is why its 2 diff posts, thanks hotwheels

>>5447214

I didn't say not to write in Hitler's name. I was replying to this guy who wants to put in Trump's name

>>5446851

We can't help him win delegates unfairly, but writing in Hitler would be fine. Although I'm sure the headlines would read "Trump supporters LITERALLY want Hitler as president! Look how bad Trump is!". The joke that the media keeps pushing Trump=Hitler so we're giving them what they want would go right over their heads.

>>5445999

Fucking mormons are going to screw Trump again, just like in Idaho.

>>5446040

I don't believe this for a second. Romney and Beck endorsing Rato will go a long way with the LDS cucks.

>>5446318

> Every time everyone was in the house her tits were popping out of her shirt they were yuge, and she was a 9/10 easy and she was always being guided to stand or lean over in my direction. It was the strangest shit. Especially since she was 15. Damn it was that some hard to resist candy.

I would have been a Mormon. Busty, Swedish 15 year olds are too big of a weakness.

>>5446093

They probably just ask for your social security number and your driver's license number.

>>5447385

phishing registration drive, anyone?

I agree, let's rig it to vote for Shrek.

Dear god, you Americans have worse election standards than third world nations.

You guys need to unfuck this situation ASAP.

At a minimum, you need stringent voter ID laws, voting district reforms, bans on all forms of electronic voting and vote counting, severe penalties for election fraud and unified nomination procedures.

>>5447478

>At a minimum, you need stringent voter ID laws, voting district reforms, bans on all forms of electronic voting and vote counting, severe penalties for election fraud and unified nomination procedures.

But that would be racist. No seriously, that's why people are against these things: because niggers, spics, and young people would be discriminated against if these were enacted.

>>5446022

Of course they did, also they ordered their million mormon missionaries out in the world to go online and vote against trump.

>At a minimum, you need stringent voter ID laws

Apparently niggers in the hood, homeless people and kids without cars don't bother to get IDs… so THAT'S RACIST!

>voting district reforms, bans on all forms of electronic voting and vote counting, severe penalties for election fraud

Fair enough.

>and unified nomination procedures.

Fucking Eurofags, America is 50 countries plus territories and we pride ourselves on our bizarre local differences. States' rights is the American way.

>>5447786

This is true. It's a double edged swords, but I'll take quirks like Caucus shenanigans if it means states rights are still recognized.

>>5447786

>America is 50 countries plus territories and we pride ourselves on our bizarre local differences. States' rights is the American way.

Im an advocate for states rights, but that sounds a bit off. For example, we dont have passports to go across states. I think states shouldn't ban large swathes of firearms like many of them do, or want to do.

I mean, while my state is a pretty wealthy one, with an average income far higher than the national average, I fucking loathe my state. I hate lots of the people here, and so much more.

>>5446910

No, but ever since I took the redpill I've working to become undegenerate. My understanding is porn use is a huge problem for men in the church. I have stories from some of the older guys that as soon as the women found out they are temple ready they got jumped on

> need to do a lot of missionary kek shit to join.

In order to become a member of the church you need to be baptized and confirmed a member (I have the interview questions on me if you want them)

The local ward usually has a baptismal font in their building. Or if that isn't available the nearest body of water can be used to baptize you.

The other thing that would *require you to travel* is to get your endowments and to get married to your spouse (no fag marriages allowed), get sealed to your family, and do baptims/sealings for the dead.

If we can rig it, we should put trump over cruz by a few votes 0.2% and keep it hush hush

Best case scenario ratio commits suicide for losing by 0.2 margin twice

>>5445999

WHAT THE FUCK UTAH

THEY ARE GOING TO RIG THIS SHIT SO FUCKING HARD

>>5446343

That image is at least twice as old at this site.

thanks doc

>>5453413

Do you even know what a shill is? I feel like you're just vaguely aware that "shill" is a common insult on /pol/, so you google "/pol/ jew cartoon" and called me that to insult me. shilling refers to a specific thing, you can just call any random person a shill.

>online

>caucus

PRESS T FOR TRUMP

>>5446933

Those dubs demand we vote Hitler. America will understand we are not fucking around.

>>5447118

THIS is why they are so afraid of Trump. Trump is defeating the mass media. He is stealing their voting sheep for himself.

Oblig.:

>>5445999