972d0e No.5461347
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/mar/18/invasion-of-the-american-lobsters-sweden-asks-eu-for-help
LOBSTERS ARE INVADING SWEDEN YOU GUYS!! SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THEM!
so lobsters aren't welcome but child raping muslims are
f88679 No.5461399
foreign lobsters giving our lobsters lobster aids isnt exactly news
94da6a No.5461483
File: 1458414971240.png (815.96 KB, 1400x1559, 1400:1559, 4b35d3151ccf5b1a5b8c106487….png)
>Sweden does not want the American crustacean to darken EU waters in case it spreads diseases and kills off its smaller cousin
For fuck's sake you can't make this shit up.
c1e47d No.5461518
American Lobster is delicious. They should pay us for this.
71599a No.5461540
Wow their feminist foreign policy can't even handle lobsters.
71599a No.5461574
Wow, their feminist foreign policy can't even hold back foreign lobsters.
Kikewheels please let me post
fc0b07 No.5461593
6812b6 No.5461613
This is thinly veiled racism.
d75631 No.5461751
Issue is that it takes over the land. Forcing the current occupants to die.
And American lobster is not as tasty and gives herpes to lobsters already living there.
bd1b6d No.5461778
ooga booga where da swedish lobsters at
6812b6 No.5461786
179b71 No.5461809
>>5461483
>Swedes values their lobsters more than their children
8ad801 No.5461835
>could wipe out European species with deadly diseases
ayy
94da6a No.5461864
3ed07d No.5461941
Why don't you want your lobsters to be enriched by these new cousins from the Americas? Are you RACIST, Sweden? They'll add to the vibrant patchwork of the undersea community, you bigots.
3ed07d No.5462019
>>5461941
THERE ARE WOMEN AND CHILDREN LOBSTERS DYING SWEDEN. How can you stand by as this happens? You don't leave your home unless you're living in the mouth of a shark, we need to help these poor lobsterfugees!
8fb9ae No.5462028
this needs some twitter attention on how Sweden doesn't accept the lobster refugees
6414d1 No.5462035
>>5461347
>so lobsters aren't welcome but child raping muslims are
Unbelievable. Sweden is a big insane "progressive" asylum. Captain Sweden isn't a caricature anymore.
9e9f3b No.5462058
>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species, which we don’t know will be viable or not
>The Swedish environment ministry on Friday asked the EU to list the Maine lobster as an invasive species and ban the import of the live creatures.
Is someone in Sweden a baneonaplane fan? Are we being memed?
Also, how fucking cucked are you as a country that you can't see hunting down lobster and exterminating them through selective feasting as a joyful thing? Is lobster and champagne too good for those guys?
Pic related give them some red meat and 90s babes to recharge their nervous system.
8fb9ae No.5462072
>>5462058
people don't kill people, memes do
3099f8 No.5462095
>>5462035
Lobsters are welcome as long as thei're muslim.
3ed07d No.5462098
>>5462035
Well, you need to protect BIOLOGICAL DIVERSITY, but people are different, anon.
5b7d2a No.5462104
Hey Sweden, wanna solution to the problem?
Two words:
Drawn Butter
f3b815 No.5462120
>>5462104
I was about to say, this sounds like a very delicious problem to have
94da6a No.5462123
>>5462095
>>5462095
>Lobsters are welcome as long as thei're muslim.
Oh yeah no wonder they want the lobsters out, they come from a racist white country and not a tolerant one like Yemen.
29c3ba No.5462127
This is a slide thread. Report and hide. Le ebin funny shit belongs on /b/.
4a1dbb No.5462134
>>5462095
>>5462095
But we are not talking here about red sea quality lobster but about american unopressed sea scum
6812b6 No.5462154
515dfe No.5462175
>>5462127
/pol/acks aren't allowed to have fun from time to time.
Fuck off back to reddit.
29c3ba No.5462190
>>5462154
>>5462175
>muh shitposting
Go back to /intl/ already, faggots. Put a fucking bullet in your head, you worthless sub-human pieces of trash.
Fuck you for trying to kill this board.
6812b6 No.5462198
3ed07d No.5462253
>>5462190
Poking fun at the contradictory policies displayed by sweden is sorta /pol/ related. Internets don't need to be srs business all the time bud, lighten up, have a laugh, and think how we can use this story to spread out influence. The sheer memetic potential of this story anon, how can you not see it? The *chans are at their best when they're having fun.
d1e4a1 No.5462257
>>5462190
This is our 2 minutes of leftoid hate.
Death to Swede-Cucks
30baaf No.5462261
>>5461347
Just send in 10,000 hungry chinese people, each holding a gallon of lemon butter
d1e4a1 No.5462280
>>5462253
LOBSLAM SHALL DOMINATE THE WORLD
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT ALLOBSTAH
515dfe No.5462299
>>5462190
That's right keep bitching.
Are you from Sweden by any chance?
29c3ba No.5462304
>>5462198
>>5462253
>>5462257
>>5462299
>mods unban VPNs
>shitposters suddenly come out of the wordworks
No surprises here. Fuck off.
6812b6 No.5462308
>>5462304
Literally swedish
a610ec No.5462329
1e337d No.5462338
>>5462315
I just noticed that the picture is the wrong way around/ mirrored.
94da6a No.5462343
>>5462304
>suddenly
Nice joke, /int/
e90e27 No.5462507
>>5462304
get boiled alidf.
c7671b No.5462516
>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species, which we don’t know will be viable or not,” said Dr Paul Stebbing of the Centre for Environment, Fisheries and Aquaculture science.
Are they gonna ethnically cleanse the American lobsters?
7b09f6 No.5462645
File: 1458421097603.jpg (Spoiler Image, 814.68 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Invading hordes.jpg)
Tonight, I'll do my part against the Crustacean menace.
Pic related.
Spoilered for the weak of heart and stomach.
76c192 No.5462662
>>5462645
You evil kaffir! Europe's waters will soon be ruled by the Lobslims! Allahu Allobstah!
0502b2 No.5462716
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_crustaceans
>Crustaceans fulfill several criteria proposed as indicating that non-human animals may experience pain.
Lobsters can actually feel pain. These racist xenophobic neo-nazis sweeds should be ashamed of even considering killing of these culturally exotic lobsters.
AMERICAN LOBSTER LIVES MATTER
40aaea No.5462750
>Oversexed, overfed and over here
The irony on this motherfucker.
7a0464 No.5462800
#LobsterRefugeesWelcome
#LobsterLivesMatter
#DeportAntiLobsterHate
40aaea No.5462813
Looks like that shitty show already done it.
3bf6d3 No.5462820
>>5461347
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE
6c7e7e No.5462822
>>5461483
no words, just laughter
0c9d01 No.5462881
>>5462532
>Lobslam
fan fucking tastic
16b8e5 No.5462912
>>5462785
did you just happen to have lobster porn on your computer?
f853e1 No.5462952
>>5461347
Staggering irony aside, invasive species aren't anything to scoff at.
8477cd No.5462955
This thread is making me salivate. I fucking love lobster m80s. If I was being executed and granted a last meal request, it would be lobster. Nothing else compares - scallops are bretty good as is fresh crab but lobster is the god emperor of seafoods.
Best meat is in the claws and the effort requires in cracking the bastard open and the tastyflesh inside makes the dish all the sweeter. The tomalley (the red & green stuff that serves as the lobsters pancreas) is nice too - it solidifies when cooked and tastes like a seafood pate.
Im thinking about it now with hot butter. Food of the gods.
46537d No.5462964
>>5462058
Sounds like the exact argument /pol/ and anti-immigration activists use against the shitskin refugee invasion.
>Doublestandards
Open borders for American lobsters!
01c8a0 No.5462977
God damn bizarro world. . .
e86e57 No.5463083
>>5461778
My side were already destroyed, you just WTC 7'ed them for good measure.
b39af5 No.5463164
WE DECLARE JIHAD ON THE IMPERIALIST SWEDISH LOBSTER
YOUR WOMEN SHALL BECOME OUR WIVES
ALLOBSTAH BUTTAR
94da6a No.5463191
515dfe No.5463220
It's a huge transformation for Sweden to make. They are now going into a bio diverse mode and American Lobsters will be resented because of their leading role.
610b33 No.5463230
This whole fucking thread, holy shit, I love meme magic
927cc9 No.5463244
the world is falling apart and everything's going to hell
at least god has a sense of humor
40aaea No.5463262
>>5463244
m8. everything is going so right.
The pendulum is swinging back.
>>5463220
10/10 post
e86e57 No.5463267
>>5463230
I AM FUCKING DYING READING THIS
At a Trump rally.
The universe is truly broken and so am I
2afe71 No.5463297
3e1c84 No.5463305
>>5463267
Spit on that tranny when you are leaving.
40aaea No.5463352
>>5463267
Give my regards to God-Emperor Trump will you?
86db52 No.5464029
>>5462645
The only sane solution:
Right Wing Butter Squads
3f89ef No.5464052
File: 1458427957606.png (164.71 KB, 300x259, 300:259, AMERICANLOBSTERFOUNDONSHOR….png)
THIS JUST IN
6 YEAR OLD AMERICAN CRAB FOUND DEAD ON THE SHORE OF SWEDEN
PETA ACTIVISTS AND RED LOBSTER'S TWITTER ARE FLOODING SOCIAL MEDIA WITH #LOBSTERLIVESMATTER
968b31 No.5464084
>>5462955
Burger lobster is cheap crappy lobster.
Nordic Lovster is master race!
1b4f2c No.5464151
3ea0fa No.5464299
>>5464151
SMALL SWEDISH CRUSTACEAN
057aaf No.5464408
a8be62 No.5464535
Posting in the funniest thread I've seen in some time.
>>5464052
Anon, my sides.
6414d1 No.5464732
Someone Archive this thread for eternity.
In a 100 years from now historians and sociologists are going to study the Swedish insanity of early 21st century. It's going to be taught in history classes.
6f5cbc No.5464773
74b99c No.5464809
>>5462058
>Sweden does not want the American crustacean to darken EU waters in case it spreads diseases and kills off its smaller cousin
>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species, which we don’t know will be viable or not
This is by far the funniest thing I've read all month.
75450e No.5464847
Fucking shellfish swedes, lobster lives matter.
3ea0fa No.5464889
OPEN BORDERS FOR AMERICAN LOBSTERS
Every day, American lobsters are captured alive, boiled, and eaten. They are escaping to a better place in Sweden and these shellfish, anti-American, lobster bigots in the Swedish government are refusing these poor American Lobster refugees a safe space to live.
IT'S CALLED DIVERSITY YOU SWEDISH BIGOTS
c7671b No.5464896
>>5462912
I have a molting fetish. Nothing too explicit, just the soft-shell stuff. I'd rather watch lobster porn than risk catching crabs
bdd85e No.5464933
Oy, these anti-crustites are causing another shoah
1c67dd No.5465230
This thread is amazing.
10/ 10.
6f5cbc No.5465235
6f5cbc No.5465253
>>5465160
do one with a MAGA hat
eb3b62 No.5465267
>>5461483
>Sweden does not want the American crustacean to darken EU waters in case it spreads diseases and kills off' its smaller cousin
9a5c52 No.5465300
THERES ONLY ONE RACE, THE LOBSTER RACE. They all bleed the same blood! It's the current year, stop hating on lobsters of different pigmentation!
eb3b62 No.5465307
>>5461778
>big black crustacean
>BBC
1f002f No.5465325
>>5461483
Is it just me or are we reading this all wrong?
This seems like the leftist elites rubbing it in people's faces.
c7671b No.5465328
>>5465253
An attempt was made
6f5cbc No.5465352
>>5465328
And you succeeded
1f002f No.5465377
Some quality OC in here as well.
d11b9d No.5465380
I cannot fucking comprehend the insane amount of meme wizardry needed to flip us between berenstein and berenstain universes almost on a daily basis. I'm just fucking hootin and hollerin like a bix noodin nigger right now holy shit.
edc02c No.5465412
American lobsters are just spreading freedom. Why do you hate freedom Sweden? I'm not calling it IKEA furniture anymore, it will now be called freedom furniture.
7b2ced No.5465519
Why is Britain invading Sweden?
9a5c52 No.5465530
>>5463164
>>5463164
>Alobstah buttar
>Showed my normie friends
Fucking dying
comedy definitely helps plant the seeds better than just straight facts. There needs to be a right wing Comedy Central
b39af5 No.5465665
>>5465530
>There needs to be a right wing Comedy Central
>Have a show about Hitler escaping through a time machine at the Fall of Berlin trying to warn his past self of the mistake that were made
>Gets thrown into the world we live in today
>Scared for what has happen
>Tries to make it in today's Germany
>Vows to make Germany great again
>Guest Staring Donald Trump and Ben Garrison in one of the episodes
>Lobsters invade Sweden
>Neo-Nazis
>Stumbles onto an Anonymous image board which he believes is a website of his fans
It's potential just sitting there
1c1888 No.5465704
>>5461778
My sides absolutely destroyed
a7c881 No.5465716
>>5463267
Me too. Jesus Christ, what a year to behold.
I extend a personal thank you to the following:
>>5464052
>>5464933
>>5465160
>>5461778
>>5461856
>>5461941
>>5462019
>>5462098
>>5462253
>>5462327
>>5462532
>>5462644
>>5462785
>tfw lobsters are actually a harami species.
16b8e5 No.5465720
>>5462955
last meals have a 15-25$ cap, IIRC.
3ea0fa No.5465732
>>5462955
>Best meat is in the claws
Shit taste
Best meat is the tail, by far.
eb3b62 No.5465737
File: 1458437060509.png (917.19 KB, 688x888, 86:111, another dindu to the boile….png)
WHO WILL SAVE THESE POOR INNOCENT LOBSTERS FROM BEN "THE CRUSTACEAN FRUSTRATION" GARRISON
a7c881 No.5465763
>>5465732
>>5465737
>Crustacean detonation
>Crustacean cessation
>Crustacean vexation
16b8e5 No.5465769
>>5464052
>LOBSTERLIVESMATTER
16b8e5 No.5465787
>>5465412
> freedom furniture.
shit is underrated, anon.
207291 No.5465797
2016 is the year everything turns around
a7c881 No.5465805
File: 1458437429281.jpg (578.34 KB, 1649x2100, 1649:2100, 008-veronica-lake-theredli….jpg)
Guys guys
Imagine, just imagine, if we actually made this real. If we actually twisted SJW logic for non-humanoid species. Imagine forcing Swedenistan to accept all endangered species because #muhfeelings. If they don't they'll have cognitive dissonance!
94da6a No.5465811
>>5465797
That means the forces are due for a clash.
642df9 No.5465818
THE CRABBENING IS UPON US
WAKE UP LOBSTEEPLE
2afe71 No.5465830
The American Lobster is smarter, hardier, faster, bigger, stronger and more virile than the (little) Swedish Lobster.
16b8e5 No.5465846
>>5465805
they do have cognitive dissonance.
Hence the beauty of your plan.
Get them to scream "save the indigenous groups, then say… sweden? "
Bricks will be shat…
2afe71 No.5465849
>>5464084
>this is what Eurolobs actually believe
say that to me in the ocean not on land and see what happens faggot
my claws are 4 inches across and i bet you havent even molted yet you little fry
40aaea No.5465990
MUH LOBSTAHS DINDU NUFFIN
You're all posting in a LIDF thread.
702aa9 No.5466034
>>5462098
Biodiversity is a white privilege. The time and ability to appreciate and care for nature is something that whites and Asians smugly flaunt in front other, less privileged people. This must stop. The only way to have true equality is to destroy the biodiversity of "white" nations; this is fair reparations for what white men did to Africa and the middle east. Only when your lakes and lands are devoid of life, and your forests are decimated, will you truly understand the plight of People of Colour. We will continue to introduce invasive species into your environments and destroy your culturally-constructed nature preserves, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.
df558d No.5466722
>>5466505
I'll see your super shitty OC and raise my own super shitty OC
cae4f0 No.5466789
>>5461483
>>5461347
THIS THREAD IS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE PLEASE REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY.
ALL LOBSTERS ARE EQUAL. HOW COULD YOU RACISTS THINK THAT ONE SPECIES OF LOBSTER IS SUPERIOR TO ANOTHER?! THESE POLISH LOBSTERS HAVE NOT YET LEARNED HOW TO BE MULTICULTURAL. IT IS A HUGE TRANSFORMATION FOR THEM TO MAKE BUT IT IS A TRANSFORMATION THEY MUST MAKE OR THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE.
edc02c No.5466846
Oh, I see, the lobsters aren't raping Swedish women, so the Swedish men don't want them there. If only lobsters were smart enough to understand cuck fetishes.
df558d No.5466936
>>5466846
cuck the crustaceans, it's 2016 after all
1c8898 No.5467035
“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species, which we don’t know will be viable or not,”
>interbreeding not viable because species are vastly different
159adb No.5467067
>Swedish lobsters are worth preserving
>Swedish people aren't
1785fc No.5467111
>Sweden does not want the American crustacean to darken EU waters in case it spreads diseases and kills off its smaller cousin.
df558d No.5467122
>>5467035
only one species, the lobster species
>Liberal creationism
72fa7d No.5467414
>>5461483
The irony will hit them soon.
At that point, you need to be ready to do everything you can to help our Swedish brothers.
b51d80 No.5467455
The American Reconquista has begun!
f268af No.5467522
>>5461347
Big Lobster American Cock
BLAC
df558d No.5467531
>>5467414
>At that point, you need to be ready to do everything you can to help our Swedish brothers.
fuck their dumb blonds and cuck them back to being european?
a465cc No.5467773
>>5465716
Also not kosher.
2b6505 No.5467878
I'm on mobile and have a lot of humorous ironic quotes from the article and comments on said quotes. I trust that you will kek upon these so that I don't have to. Praise him
fb16aa No.5467886
>>5467531
Well if that's what it takes… Sign me up for the RightWingRapeSquad.
#MakeSwedeGirlsWetAgain
6be816 No.5468011
Interesting, If the Swedes can't deal with our Lobsters invading then they don't stand a chance against the Marines.
df558d No.5468065
>>5467886
>rape
no
RightWingFuckSquad, m8
c3c80c No.5468399
>>5461483
SHEEEIT. Why won't Sweden allow these noble American nigga lobsters asylum?
66a873 No.5468415
>>5461347
American lobsters are ethnically cleansing the Swedish cuck lobsters.
And Sweden wants to stop the demographic replacement of the cuck lobsters from those dark, dark American lobsters.
Reality is the best drug.
Thanks, Emperor Trump!
fb16aa No.5468938
>>5468065
RightWingForcefulbutConsentingFuckSquad
b6b9a7 No.5468986
Trend it!
Twatter must know what a horrible racist place Sweeden is towards the "dark lobastaaaars"
#Lobsterlifesmatter
64804f No.5469145
Oh boy, it's already too late
b377eb No.5469612
df5bcb No.5470028
>>5466505
I understand though why it's not a good thing to get these American lobsters spreading around in Europe. Look at how disgusting it is. Looks like something you wouldn't want to eat. But that European lobster is all red and tasty looking.
c7671b No.5470214
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>5469145
SOUTH AFRICA IS EVICTING ASSIMILATED AMERICAN LOBSTER FAMILIES FROM THEIR HOMES
ITS LIKE APARTHEID ALL OVER AGAIN
309ed3 No.5470711
>>5470028
What's wrong with you! Are you racist?
All lobsters are the same and equally beautiful. Especially the foreign one.
91f978 No.5470914
>>5461347
we need a wordfilter "refugee" -> "lobster"
092050 No.5470989
>>5470914
Chrome's got a wordfilter extension
740f95 No.5471043
>>5467414
>you need to be ready to do everything you can to help our Swedish brothers
by showing them how does it feel to have been invaded by hordes of barbarians? sure, bring more niggers
t. poland
df558d No.5472104
>>5468938
R W D S
RIGHT WING DICK SQUAD
0eb8b9 No.5472308
>>5461347
>Oversexed, overfed and over here
Pretty much the definition of the rapefugees.
d579b2 No.5472834
Oy Vey its another holocraustacean
They took all the fattest lobster bretheren, murdered them, and boiled them down for soup.
df558d No.5473170
>>5472834
> holocraustacean
Lost it.
>They took all the fattest lobster bretheren, murdered them, and boiled them down for soup.
Did they make soup bowls out of their shell?
Did they make scissors out of their claws?
df39fb No.5473194
>>5461347
Top fucking kek!
>>5461483
Were we memeing too hard guys?
>>5461778
>>5461941
>>5462019
>>5461835
Goys could this be another angle we could red pill the normies with? Why are they trying to protect the existence of a European lobster so badly, yet allow dark species to invade and replace the European species of human?
50eeed No.5473738
>>5461483
>>5461347
Invasive species are a serious issue. Fuck your ugly diseased jew squirrels.
3ea0fa No.5473762
>>5473738
Ooga booga where da red squirrel's at?
8ad801 No.5473780
>>5473194
This whole thread people have been creating memes making fun of the leftist mentality, so it has some meme potential
dc5f94 No.5473792
>>5473738
FUCK YEAH!
AMERICAN SQUIRRELS ARE BAD ASS
THEY ARE BIGGER AND LIVE LONGER.
IVE HAD ONE NEAR MY FUCKING FACE. I WAS NEVER MORE TERRIFIED!
STILL ROOTING FOR THE BRO.
HE DIDNT ATTACK MY EYES OUT.
50eeed No.5473841
>>5473792
>Being proud of having diseased animals
Americans are weird.
dc5f94 No.5473880
>>5473841
Not of having of our just being more badass than yours.
It's like, let's say yourope had AIDS.
Right?
Well, Americans would have SUPER AIDS.
Ours is better.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
e4baec No.5473955
>>5473738
Why is everything from America bigger, tougher, ruder, and more invasive?
50eeed No.5473977
>>5473880
Your squirrels certainly are a good metaphor for your media, I'll give you that. A disease running rife, killing all purity and beauty within Europe.
641e08 No.5473983
>current year
>being racist to lobsters
#smh #soracistbh #fam
50eeed No.5473990
>>5473955
Island dwarfism. Affected every animal in Britain except for the wolves, which remained about the same size as an Arctic wolf.
dc5f94 No.5474022
>>5473977
MY dog chased a squirrel while it was in a tree, it jumped from the tree and it's back landed onto a fence line.
It laid there motionless besides some apparent motion in it's breathing.
This was close to 2 months ago.
Maybe that was a sign of something that happened around with the media
3ea0fa No.5474027
>>5473955
Because America's number one, faggot
b51a35 No.5474192
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>US cane toads fucked up australia
>our dumpster squirrel's killing europoor squirrels
>Now Maine Lobsters cucking swede lobsters.
'Merica FUCK YA
e95723 No.5474201
FFS.
When you realize having Swedish blood in your veins could very well be why one is slow-on-the-uptake :(
On muh dads side his mom, my Grandmums mom immigrated from what was once Malmo. A farming area then and now a hub for Rape-fugees.
They bought land in the Dakotas and then Montana to farm and ranch.
Maybe all the smart people did leave Yurop.
Or maybe not?
>pic related
df39fb No.5474603
>>5472834
>holocraustacean
Kek'd
87db2d No.5474757
aa955e No.5475058
b41490 No.5475165
>>5473841
>>5473880
Its not that Red squirrels don't have diseases its that American squirrels are a new world animal which are typically more evolved than isolated old world animals like the red squirrel especially when on islands and American grey squirrels have a inherited immunity to a much higher number of diseases while a very small amount of the population may be susceptible to them, meanwhile the vast majority of the Red squirrel population is susceptible to the same diseases
50eeed No.5475274
>>5475165
That's not it at all, it's a specific disease, squirrelpox, which is carried by the grey that the red has no immunity to. It's not that it's "more evolved", whatever that means.
df39fb No.5475309
>>5475165
That is a retarded thing to say, Anon. The fact that they haven't been exposed to certain diseases and therefore have no immunity doesn't mean they're "less evolved". Bring a bunch of red squirrels into burgerland and I'm sure they'll be squirting their POZ load into the burger squirrels and cause them to die out just the same.
c7671b No.5475360
>>5475309
American squirrels have huge dicks. All of our fauna do. There's no way little Euro species can compete
b41490 No.5475413
>>5475274
>>5475309
http://www.fwspubs.org/doi/pdf/10.3996/nafa.56.0001
by all accounts of the fossil record they appear later than Sciurus Vulgaris (Red Squirrel) but are in the same family and can interbreed
>and cause them to die out just the same.
except there are have been Eurasian Red Squirrels introduced into the US and they still died out with little consequence even when introduced into areas with the American Red Squirrel which is closer regarding taxonomy
506f23 No.5475434
>>5473977
European media is no better, have you SEEN the BBC lately?
4a5d84 No.5475467
Reminds of that old 1700 swedish stereotype, if I remember the date correctly. That swedes care more about nature and animals than their own children.
c7671b No.5475495
3a74b1 No.5475545
>>5464896
spoiler that shit.
c7671b No.5475549
>>5475505
>delicate little euro fauna can't compete with big, bad American fauna
e4baec No.5475586
>>5475549
I'm American, you idiot.
There's no such thing as "more evolved."
c7671b No.5475611
>>5475586
>intercontinental special egalitarianist
You liberals punks make me sick.
f0b99f No.5475726
>>5475611
>not understanding evolution
you make us Americans look bad. they aren't saying that there is no difference, you god damn mong, he saying that each evolution that every species goes through is for the purpose of passing down genes and preserving the species.
as Darwin put it: "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change." there is no "more evolved". Evolution is a constant motion.
stop trying to argue about shit you don't know a motherfucking thing about
e9a448 No.5475766
>>5461347
>Oversexed, overfed and over here: that, in a nutshell, is what the Swedes think of the American lobster
>Sweden does not want the American crustacean to darken EU waters in case it spreads diseases and kills off its smaller cousin
>experts say the American lobster, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European lobster, brings dangers to European lobsters.
>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species, which we don’t know will be viable or not,”
This is a cry for help or globalist elites rubbing genocide in the face of whites. Either way, we must stop their destruction.
c7671b No.5475778
>>5475726
>us Americans
Yea right. Y'all don't deserve to call yourselves Americans. You're probably little Eurocucks here to defend your pathetic excuses for native fauna.
According to your head-up-ass conceptions you're no more evolved than the protists in your large intestine
b41490 No.5475785
>>5475726
>getting this buttblasted over semantics
American grey squirrels appear later in the taxonomic record, not that Eurasian red squirrels are extinct but those in the UK have been genetically isolated and there is very little change genetic or taxonomy wise since their origin
248c50 No.5475836
This just in, swedish LGBT lobster community demands more american lobsters.
c7671b No.5475865
>>5475836
BIG
BLACK
CRUSTACEAN
363351 No.5475871
Can we get this trending somehow? What hashtag?
c7671b No.5475908
>>5475871
First tweet it to environmentalist/green circles and tomorrow we'll start memeing about it
363351 No.5475959
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I made the mistake of visiting twitter :(
See this
Wonder why he said "despite" instead of "because of"
f0b99f No.5475968
>>5475778
>ur not a real AMERICANNNNNNNNNN
fuck off
>You're probably little Eurocucks here to defend your pathetic excuses for native fauna.
what the fuck are you trying to prove? It's almost as if you're a D&C shilling on a fucking lobster thread
take your nigger tier understanding of evolution elsewhere
50eeed No.5475970
>>5475413
That's not really how evolution works lad, at any rate, it certainly doesn't relate to immunity in the way you seemed to be suggesting.
c7671b No.5475982
>>5475968
>thinks all squirrels are created equal
>thinks niggers are an inferior race
f0b99f No.5475989
>>5475982
>thinking "superior" and "more evolved" are the same thing
c7671b No.5476007
>>5475989
Ok, American fauna are superior
363351 No.5476010
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b87abc No.5476015
>>5475959
That wouldn't be such a bad tweet if he'd said "fewer than 3000 Syrian Christian refugees"
Last I heard, I think the state dept has approved asylum for maybe 15 Syrian/Kurdish Christians trying to escape ISIS
363351 No.5476035
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f0b99f No.5476069
>>5476007
pretty much yeah
363351 No.5476073
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Gee, I thought refugees were just temporary residents who would go back to their home countries after the war was over.
Fucking UN's twitter is a rage machine
b377eb No.5476333
>>5476035
>Earth hour
is this shit legit or is it just another kikery?
6b4f4c No.5476340
df558d No.5476465
>>5476333
>>5476340
it's a bullshit thing for plebs to do so that they can have a good conscience.
Basically, they sit in the dark like idiots for an hour and think they just magicked away all kinds of pollution.
ade65f No.5476564
>>5476333
Legit. Also earth hour leads to more emissions not less. A prime example of left-liberal half assed ideas.
b41490 No.5476599
>>5476564
>Legit. Also earth hour leads to more emissions not less. A prime example of left-liberal half assed ideas.
Agreed, but pretty sure its meant to be an ideological event to remind them to conserve power and leave electronics off or some shit like that, not that they literally think turning everything off for only an hour actually makes a significant difference
ade65f No.5476646
>>5476599
But this action is completly against what they want to archive. They produce a shit ton of co2 with that.
It shows how they act always by feelings, not by clear thoughts and tweet afterwards about how much energie they safe
0d7cb9 No.5477025
>>5476646
>They produce a shit ton of co2 with that.
Mind explaining how?
a1b32e No.5477096
>>5461347
Jesus fucking christ, the irony.
Kek blesses us with humor
59aba1 No.5477132
>>5476599
It's all bullshit, to get you into the thinking that the earth needs saving from the humans, especially us, the normal people.
Which it doesn't. But hey, we're the ones that is going to have to pay the global taxes for it, because the UN says so…leading to an instance of a global policy that is forcing everyone to be involved, which in turns gives a passage-way for more global policies and laws to be brought in.
Read UN's Agenda 2030, it's all there.
024fb5 No.5477207
>>5461483
At this point we have zero input in the creation of memes , they've become self aware and self perpetuating
>i meme therefore i am
1450bd No.5477331
d157fd No.5477380
>under the EU’s invasive alien species regulation, which came into force last year. Such species are considered to be one of the major causes of biodiversity loss; its cost to the European economy is estimated to be at least €12bn a year in areas such as health care
just kek my shit up fam
c7671b No.5477468
>>5477207
>squid: what the fuck the japanese are weird
>lobster: what is this fucking retard doing?
>fish: boner, stop..
The fish part was kinda sexy for some reason.
94da6a No.5477515
>>5477468
>looks korean
>has a korean name
>japanese
f2fa94 No.5477597
>>5461347
>>5461483
>>5461778
>>5461941
>>5462253
>>5464052
>>5475836
This entire thread had me laughing for at least half an hour, i don't even know anymore where the fuck my sides are.
#AllLobstersWelcome
#LobsterLivesMatter
#OpenAllLobsterBorders
df558d No.5478749
>>5477515
Gooks and zipperheads, son. Gooks and zipperheads.
0d7cb9 No.5479690
3996d1 No.5481648
>>5477597
#OpenBordersForLobstrael
69f2ce No.5496256
70f152 No.5496387
>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species, which we don’t know will be viable or not,” said Dr Paul Stebbing of the Centre for Environment, Fisheries and Aquaculture science.
Haha oh wow
1da873 No.5496657
>>5461778
I want to get off this ride
1da873 No.5496661
>>5481648
>#OpenBordersForLobstrael
68c100 No.5496731
>>5463164
>>5463191
dat RPG size…
Big claws bruv
df558d No.5496764
68c100 No.5496784
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>5465665
half way there anon
Hitler wakes up in modern Germany
Gerbros think he is a VERY committed method actor/ comedian.
He enters politics again
LULZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtW1Lq5c04E
f21f49 No.5497008
make propoganda memes with lobster claw = crescent moon here i will make one so im not one of those fagot who says others to make meme ok now you make better one okay faggots thankyou
df558d No.5500319
>>5497008
>>5497083
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE WITH THE READING OF THE QURAN, YOU INFIDEL YOU, BEFORE I GO ON A HOLY CLAWPLAW I WILL!!
an attempt was made
you read that in Zoidbergs voice
69f2ce No.5501787