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abe368 No.5465345
What the hell did I just read, /pol/?
http://campusreform.org/?ID=7382
Hell, this entire site just made the Onion obsolete
20da33 No.5465517
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>According to a student at UMM who wished to remain anonymous, the “budding” conservative groups on campus are not actually budding at all. The few conservative groups on campus, including the school’s gun club, pro-life club, and College Republicans, have around 20 combined members, according to the source.
>One reason for why the art of communicating with the dead is better than conservatism is because doing so “Does less environmental damage,” the newsletter states. “I think we can agree that Flint’s water crisis was caused by rich white government officials throwing poor black folks under the bus, and that the area will quite simply never be the same.”
a6ad27 No.5465571
>>5465558
The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the "agentur" of the "Illuminati" between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion…We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time.
869b72 No.5465598
and to think that not even months ago they were calling Trump the Antichrist. Looks like God is still on the right
7823ad No.5465606
See, /pol/, it's shit like this thread right here that makes me not believe the vast majority of stuff on this board.
869b72 No.5465622
>>5465606
Crazy isn't it? I would love for some of the /x/ tier stuff to go back to its own board, but sometimes the satanists just can't shut up.
a468ba No.5465646
>>5465606
Seems like someone doesn't listen to CommonFilth
beee9d No.5465656
>>5465345
I don't think I can handle all this edge.
0f4a15 No.5465667
>>5465586
>teraphiles
All of my rage. First, if it were to be spelled, it would be terraphile; second, it is geophile, you faggots.
>pyrophiles
Have fun sticking your dick in fire or lighting a match in your vagina.
>where sexology and ecology intersect
So hentai monster girl fetishes?
>We will save….through our powers of seduction
Lel
>pollen-amorous
Someone's fetish just got mentioned in an official, solemn statement such as this.
a470f4 No.5465675
God damn leftists are so fucking lame.
a2e2af No.5465676
>>5465571
I hear this is a forgery but its scary how true it is becoming.
61525c No.5465718
>>5465586
There's no way this shit isn't satire. This is just too absolutely and utterly ratfuck retarded and insane for anyone to actually believe.
Then again, that's what I've been saying for the past few years just for the sake of my own sanity. Fuck.
This is not how a fully developed human adult capable of even the slightest degree of self-reflection and reason thinks. A confused 13 year old on tumblr, I could understand. But the fact that anyone with actual life experience can profess stuff like this in earnest is truly, existentially fucking terrifying.
0f4a15 No.5465755
>>5465345
I also find it ironic that Satanists are denouncing conservatives when they are people who worship the incarnation of evil.
>>5465718
Oh, it's real all right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecosexuality
5cef40 No.5465762
>>5465718
>>5465586
goybook/groups/ecosex/
IT'S 2016
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
5cef40 No.5465778
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0c5af6 No.5465784
>>5465586
someone have that "in love with ohio" screencap?
5cef40 No.5465788
>>5465778
nvm, those two people are the same person.
20da33 No.5465804
>>5465778
>Rike Hertz
She looks OK, I guess.
8f59f9 No.5465828
>>5465571
>Lucifer
prrsure that's Baldr.
"Evil" will live on, however.
c3810b No.5465831
>>5465558
I don't know about the first one, but that second quote is faked. The full quote uses the terms "fascism" and "Nazism" decades before they were even coined.
5cef40 No.5465848
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5cef40 No.5465910
>>5465899
>edenfantasys.com
so who wants to take bets this hippie tree hugger shit is a push to normalize bestiality? we already have the proof on the original admin being both a merchant and interested in animal sex
20da33 No.5465966
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>>5465899 (checked)
>pic related
It's coming, /pol/.
5cef40 No.5465984
>>5465910
>>5465966
doing some digging and it looks like she's actually writing the articles liked by her profile page
5fad47 No.5466017
>>5465919
what the fuck happened to "you're 18, get the fuck out"
5cef40 No.5466027
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>>5465984
beware those that play the name game
>BERNARD
"just like you goy hehe"
303aec No.5466048
I really wonder what these idiots who find just conservatism "abhorrent" will think about the real nationalism that is about to be born everywhere in the next couple of decades.
c34111 No.5466081
>>5465517
Isn't flint like 90% black or something? With an all black municipal government? What do white people have to do with that other than being driven out of the city and unable to maintain it?
c34111 No.5466103
>>5465606
Oh you haven't realized that Gay Satanists are a real and serious (albeit small) subculture? They aren't even the worst one out there.
0c5af6 No.5466105
>>5466017
The collapse of the global economy is what happened.
Multi-generational households are always common in feudal societies.
7823ad No.5466120
>>5466103
Of course they are real, and of course they are small. It's the serious part I have a hard time with.
20da33 No.5466124
>>5466081
Flint is actually about 57% black, but I think that the local government is nearly 100% black. There were some higher ups to blame, yeah, but niggers can't into running a city. See: Kwame Kilpatrick and Detroit.
a6ad27 No.5466132
>>5465676
>>5465831
their memes transform like ours.
thoughts control everything.
c34111 No.5466156
>>5466120
It's mostly a sex thing. They get off to the fact that their depravity offends god himself and to desecrating the image of god (themselves, because god made us in his image)
It's "FUCK YOU MOM I WANT TO SLEEP IN ON SUNDAYS NOT GO TO CHURCH" taken to the extreme.
4e1be2 No.5466174
>>5465345
If God hates fags then I guess Satan loves fags?
67b290 No.5466199
>campus reform
saved a headline from there once
75c5f0 No.5466201
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>>5465345
The Onion has been obsolete for most of Barack Obama's second term, m8. Where have you been?
adc9d0 No.5466310
>>5466120
The longer they pretend to be retarded, the more chance real idiots will join and perpetuate their shit tier memes in sincerity.
-t. Descartes
f0895d No.5466391
>>5465586
>yfw this was foretold
>yfw Poe's law is going mainstream
26988d No.5466423
>>5466017
that was a boomer meme, since they fucked up the whole modern world its going to die with them unless they somehow expect 20 year olds to pay rent and loans with their 10 an hour job while they chat it up with the new hire prajeet over a shwarma at lunch
20da33 No.5466433
336449 No.5466450
they're right that conservatism is growing on collage campuses. There's a palpable counter-narrative to progressiveness, atleast where I go.
5fad47 No.5466459
>>5466423
>they somehow expect 20 year olds to pay rent and loans with their 10 an hour job
I was making 14/hour digging ditches for a lawn sprinkler company when I got out of highschool, and I had a mortgage for a condo at $475/month 1 year later. Life isn't that hard if you don't waste your money.
75c5f0 No.5466545
>>5466423
The Boomer cries out in pain as he strikes you.
3ef343 No.5466557
>>5466459
>I was making 14/hour digging ditches for a lawn sprinkler company when I got out of highschool
>in 1985
5fad47 No.5466592
>>5466557
>>in 1985
in 2006
I was making $11.30/hour fixing power tools at Home Depot when I was a Senior in 2005.
636467 No.5466656
Any anti-nature ideology needs to make up new shit constantly to survive until it eventually exhausts itself and dies.
This is a good sign, expect more crazy shit like that in the near future.
bd3311 No.5466759
>>5466592
it actually wasnt that bad until around 2013, it slowly got worse and now its just bad. people havent caught on yet because the shitfest is atually only about 3-4 years old. im not that old but i dont lecture the kids, they are kinda fucked.
558bee No.5466796
>>5466048
It doesn't matter what they think, they don't even qualify as human. Trash to be eliminated and recorded as an example of what not to be.
1fc0cd No.5466951
Satanism got cucked, wow the power of the Jews is incredible.
d0a6fa No.5467890
86a6a6 No.5467940
>>5465586
Reminds me of the conspiracy theories suggesting the "elite" are actually Gaia worshippers and progressivism is he means to bring about population reduction.
3ef343 No.5467966
>>5466951
>implying satan was ever good
This is some really low-tier bait or you're actually mentally retarded.
4c6860 No.5468030
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>>5467966
>implying Satan exists
>implying it's not just a title
>believing Dante's and Milton's respective fanfics
3ef343 No.5468054
>>5468030
>referencing fiction authors as if someone would use them as a source
>avoids mentioning the Bible
Mentally retarded it is.
4c6860 No.5468095
>>5468063
>reading the Bible makes you fedora
b21cc1 No.5468181
>>5465646
I had a girlfriend that was really into all that BDSM stuff, I went along with it since being dominant is pretty sweet.
It's shit like this that made us break up, I just couldn't bring myself to treat her like utter dogshit, and it killed our sex life.
Leftist, not even once guys.
0cfe48 No.5468203
>>5467890
Web search "tile fetish"
6d9f33 No.5468223
>>5465718
One of the things you find as you contintental philosophy, postmodern philosophy, and critical theory is that some of the philosophers (like D&G) explicitly state they want to create schizophrenics, and that schizophrenics are a bulwark against capitalism.
When you see full on crazy shit, this is a result of that.
Google deleuze + buzzfeed as well.
Guy that founded buzzfeed is a deleuzean (not a conspiracy either), and buzzfeed was founded exactly to mess with people's personal identities.
6d9f33 No.5468241
>>5468223
>One of the things you find as you
… as you read … I meant to say.
20d49d No.5468285
>>5465586
>elizabeth m stephens
>annie m. sprinkle
Oh boi, these two dykes again. Behold their kookiness and self-destruction, lads.
http://archive.is/82m8
http://archive.is/unRUs
>Annie M. Sprinkle (born Ellen F. Steinberg on July 23, 1954)
>Steinberg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>Sprinkle, who describes herself as "ecosexual", married her long-time partner, Beth Stephens, in Canada on January 14, 2007.
[CURRENT YEAR]LAND
>Steinberg first gave herself the name "Annie" when she started working in pornography.
>As her career continued she had an epiphany one night and she says "as if from the goddess herself" the name Annie Sprinkle came to her.
>She thought the name appropriate because "I was attracted by the sprinkles over ice cones (I am a bit of a sugaraholic!) and I love waterfalls, urine, vaginal fluids, sweat, anything wet.
>So the name 'Annie Sprinkle' seemed perfect."
Why are they always so obsessed with vaginas?
As for the pics, Lizzie is the man-faced one while Annie is the one with the wasted tits.
3ef343 No.5468298
>>5468095
>reads Bible
>says Satan doesn't exist
>Jesus literally spoke to the guy and told him to fuck off
4c6860 No.5468373
>>5468298
>Jesus spoke to an adversary
>therefore, goat-man
3ef343 No.5468394
>>5468373
>an adversary
>an
It's like you're Chinese or some shit, perverting everything to be some abstract metaphor.
55055c No.5468423
>>5466695
I remember that thread. I could have sworn that someone hijacked the story near the end. I guess we'll never know because there were no IDs…
f668aa No.5468590
>>5465586
This is beautiful.
I now identify as an Ecosexual.
Why haven't you made love with the Earth today anon-friends? It feels purdy gud.
33c842 No.5468715
>>5465571
>destroy atheistic nihilism, judaism, christianity, and islam at the same time
sounds good to me dude
f668aa No.5469125
>>5466656
This.
Any anti-nature ideology (eg. infinite growth on a finite planet, eg. we don't need a clean green planet to survive) always collapses because it is not aligned with reality and eventually crashes against reality.
In an effort to stave off that collapse it must accelerate it's craziness.
ie.
>Our methods have failed to produce the result we wanted. (Instead of changing methods) we must try our methods even more ruthlessly!
f668aa No.5469143
>>5468715
It is a good destination, but the journey is horrible.
8f59f9 No.5469149
>>5468394
whoa there lao kang slow down
in the english language you generally say "an" before saying anything which begins with a vowel (with odd exceptions with words like "euphemism" or "eulogy")
77a2b6 No.5478725
>>5468285
good catch - where have you seen them before?
77a2b6 No.5478732
>>5467940
this is mostly true
77a2b6 No.5481071
>>5466295
smoke meth, get aids, hail satan
2a4213 No.5481116
>>5468394
are you retarded?
6ec579 No.5481252
This thread went from amusing to highly disturbing very quickly. I just don't understand fetishes. I have none. How do you even get one? And how do they get so dark and weird? No, don't tell me.
PURGE DEGENERATES WHEN?
e06954 No.5481302
>>5468394
This is the second retarded post I've seen in the past hour on this damn board, what the fuck is going on today?
666554 No.5482706
>>5466656
>good sign
That shit has nothing to do with ecology, which is about rational resource utilisation and human well being in long term.
f7ef45 No.5482772
>>5466391
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
f7ef45 No.5482786
>>5466545
>second image
>farming work overseas
lmao, that pic was obviously made by a shill. Whoever made that left out our agricultural industrial complex, which us as taxpayers pay for
also:
noice forced maymay
47711c No.5482879
>>5468715
Luciferians are top degenerate. They want faggotry, pedophilia as well as a destruction of the white race (and all other).
5151ec No.5482969
As a Satanist allow me to apologize for this bullshit and explain it. First let me clarify of the multiple versions of Satanism the version I subscribe to calls an Alien Satan and venerates Hitler who receive help from these aliens. I'll not debate the authenticity of that story, but I am providing it as a form of background going forward to clarify I'm not the same as these people.
There are in effect three varieties of Satanism that all version can be derived from. I'll throw in the definition of Luciferianism as well at the end.
Devil Worshiper
Deriving itself from Christian Orthodoxy and Pop culture these people believe the whole nine yards of blood sacrifice of animals, pentagrams have power (they're actually just markers for energy work or used as energy work, by themselves they are powerless, unless something notices it and like it),and all the other stereotypical nonsense Satanists are blamed for.
They're essentially attempting to be edgy and different. For most of them it will be a phase they won't be in for long. This is where these people stem from, the obvious Social Justice mentions give it away.
Anton Levay Satanism
AL Satanism is an Atheistic doctrine that uses Satan not as a deity but a central figure by which the entire ideology is based around. By it's own admission their belief is that there is no deity called Satan, that he is merely a concept.
The ideology is mostly about being free and true to yourself while being respectful of others. This religion forbids animal or blood sacrifice.
Spiritual Satanism
There are a few different groups that argue about who is the most authoritative, but it boils down to we worship or follow an alien race called the Annunaki who we believe created humanity through genetic engineering.
It's an occult based religion with the more advanced spiritually (not in the sense of a vapid religion, but having opened chakras and psychic centers of the brain) members able to communicate with them, and the goal is essentially the retake of Earth for the Annunaki. There are a few other complex aspects to this regarding the nature of certain other entities, but it's mostly a down to Earth ideology, my particular sect (whos administration I trust for shit, but I follow our Gods/Goddess not them) venerate Nazism, although unfortunately a lot of them are frankly morons and don't possess the understanding found here on /pol/. I do provide them with some of/pol/s anti holocaust information.
My personal stance as I cannot speak for my entire sect or Satan is that I am against this unequivocally. I'm sure a good deal of my sect would rightfully call this out as a Jew conspiracy to both slander Satanism and to push their agenda. When chastising these fuckers please remember that they don't represent true Satanists, they're just leftist hipsters being their latest version of edgy.
9e78af No.5483101
>>5465784
/v/ here
OH, YES.
among other things
f0ab4e No.5483130
>>5483101
This plague – the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may able not to contain it.
1c4bbd No.5483159
>>5482969
>As a Satanist
Quit reading right there. Anyone that goes out of their way to refer to themselves as something so intentionally controversial for the sake of being non-conformative surly only uses their position to be inflammatory. It's like calling yourself a dog-fucker then saying it's a metaphorical nature based religion or likewise. It just screams :look at me! I'm different" and we have enough special snowflakes already.
TL;DR: Fuck off, homo
26988d No.5483286
>>5466459
cool enjoy your medical expenses if you make that your career
>muh isolated personal anicdotal life choice is relevant to an entire society
>everybody can be a ditch digger and we can still have a 1st world country
>abandon higher education to gooks and shitskins whiteman and voluntarily become a tradesman one trade deal away from unemployment
26988d No.5483311
>>5466592
>pre '08 faggot lecturing youngfags about employment oppourtunities
holy fuck you are out of touch buddy