d1c903 No.5468326
Check your Right-Handed Privilege At The Door
The article lists the following privileges:
+ Men
+ Heterosexuals
+ Cisgenders
+ White People
+ College Students
+ Citizens of the US
+ Non-Intersectionals
+ Right-handed people
Any solutions?
Should we make all right handed people use their left hands and all left handed people use their right hands?
Some people might ambidextrous though!
We should just criminalize hands, or better yet remove them at birth.
Source: https://theodysseyonline.com/university-of-new-orleans/its-time-to-check-your-privilege/355021
d1c903 No.5468342
Here is an article from 2014 talking about all the ways the right-handers are keeping the lefties down.
http://righthandprivilegeiswrong.blogspot.com/
c5d6e0 No.5468360
Fuck you, you stupid nigger.
I'm fucking left handed and I don't bitch about this shit. Because I'm not a fucking whinny crybaby who finds the concept of the majority being appealed to, a difficult concept.
We're at the point where you have to bitch about shit as petty as "Hand Privilege". Fuck you. Order some fucking left handed scissors and notebooks online. Otherwise, you have right to complain you lazy fucking eugenics candidate.
f00d1b No.5468368
>>5468326
From the blog:
>Canadian, atheist, left hander, music fan, cyclist, and not necessarily in that order.
>I comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
I'm glad he posted all that. It means I don't need to give a toss about what he thinks.
f7ec98 No.5468380
>>5468326
Sinistrals are statistically more likely to suffer form schizophrenia or other mental illnesses than dextrals
33dd73 No.5468382
>tfw Canadian and left-handed
So where do I go for my gibs?
1082ca No.5468386
>>5468326
>Chink
>hetero
>cis
>male
>right handed
>citizen of ching chong land
Oy vey goyim check my privilege!
f00d1b No.5468404
3e9a46 No.5468410
Lefty persecution complex is the weirdest thing. It's like they don't realise that right handed people don't remotely care, or even notice most of the time.
32ac5f No.5468416
What if I'm ambidextrous? Do I just pretend I'm left-handed to get my gibsmedats?
39f200 No.5468418
Let me tell you something obvious.
That left handed african nigger wasn't let into college, couldn't get laid with white chicks he wanted, and because of that he went butthurt, became homosexual degenerate and started writing this shit.
Every time i see leftist, i see failures in life made him become one. It matters a lot. Or he is just wanting to get laid with feminist whores.
He also wrote an article "Bernie Sanders And Donald Trump Are Basically The Same Person".
f00d1b No.5468424
>>5468410
They keep running back to it as an argument (albeit a false equivalence), though.
39f200 No.5468431
AHAHAHAHA
It works. White privilege goes for jews too.
6e0fa5 No.5468432
>A left handed nigger
Whatever he did in that past life to deserve this torment must have been fun as all fucking hell.
f00d1b No.5468434
>>5468416
Reminds me of this.
33dd73 No.5468439
>>5468410
No one who is remotely sane cares. They don't "realize" this in the same way that insane feminists don't understand that a pat on the back by their male teacher isn't the first thing that happens before he rapes them - they live in a world where they're a victim even though in reality they're just insane.
As someone who is left-handed, I don't think I've even had anyone "make fun of" me for it. As you said, people don't even notice it. It's not like it's some disability or something lmao. Sure, scissors can suck at times, and I always hated writing with a pencil in school (because you'd get a smudge on the bottom of your hand after awhile), but my people shall persevere and not blame the right (handed) man any longer!
73598a No.5468457
>>5468326
Does that make ambidextrous people underprivileged?
a839a5 No.5468462
>left handed
haha so this is what it feels like to be opressed.
feels pretty good
33dd73 No.5468472
>>5468462
I'm excited for all the stupid SJW women who are gonna be up on our nuts now.
WHERE ALL THE RIGHT-HANDED WOMEN AT?
da5984 No.5468486
32ac5f No.5468487
>>5468457
For us it's complicated, we have two personalities depending on the hand we use.
Left hand - nicest person you will ever meet
Right hand - twisted fucking psychopath
f7ec98 No.5468526
>>5468487 (pivelege check'd)
979eee No.5468547
>>5468472
Women are exempt from being targets of SJW witch hunts.
White privilege means only white heterosexual males have privilege.
Right handed privilege means only right handed heterosexual males have privilege.
Wealth privilege means only wealthy heterosexual males have privilege.
33dd73 No.5468554
>>5468547
You misunderstood my post I think.
ec4b3f No.5468565
I actually found it more convenient to be a lefty sitting at school desks with righty elbow rests.
Actually my entire life I've always thought being lefty was more convenient with nearly everything I do.
So basically, lefties are the Jews of handedness.
a839a5 No.5468576
>>5468565
Do right handed people masturbate with their left hand? I always wondered if we were special because we can use a mouse and masturbate at the same time.
f7ec98 No.5468585
>>5468576
you have to release the mouse periodically to go at it with your junk
33dd73 No.5468589
>>5468576
That's odd to me. I'm a left and I do virtually everything with my left hand EXCEPT for jerk off and use a mouse. I literally can't think of anything else where my right hand is dominant.
ec4b3f No.5468593
>>5468576
Good question, but I don't know. I've heard people typically masturbate with their non-dominant hand. For me, a lefty, it depends on how I'm jacking off. So I guess I'm ambidextrous when it comes to fapping. Cell phones have made things a lot easier though.
32ac5f No.5468597
>>5468576
Just learn to jerk off with your non-dominant hand, it's not like you're doing a very precise motion, but it'll take some time getting used to.
b3a9ad No.5468616
>>5468380
This didn't go unnoticed by our ancestors, hence the term "sinister", stemming from the word for left-handed.
0aebef No.5468617
>>5468576
I'm very dominantly right handed, not ambidextrous at all really. I used to jerk off with my right hand as a young boy, but after getting a computer I got used to using my left, and now I always jerk off with my left – though I feel its important to note that I've also been cutting down on my masturbation habit, and I recommend all men try to cut down on it. I'm not one of those guys who says you shouldn't do it at all, just saying don't do it multiple times a day every day. Seems like good advice to me.
f7ec98 No.5468656
>>5468617
yeah those guys that believe semen holds mystical testosterone increasing properties instead of being a combination of lipids, proteins, lymphic fluid and sperm
b3a9ad No.5468666
The funny thing is that it is the adversity or challenge of having to constantly adapt and work around an environment full of technology tailored to right-handed people, which gives the lefties their slight statistical edge when it comes to creativity and intelligence.
Since infancy this constant problem-solving and finding quick solutions and strategies to overcome tech which doesn't work for lefties, has caused a sort of training or plasticity.
If these Marxists get their way and society is forced to equally cater to left-handers then left handed children will no longer face this "training" in their everyday lives - there will be nothing to solve or work around because society and business would provide them left-handed versions of everything they currently have to game/hack/overcome. The challenge would be gone, the training would be gone, the intelligence/ability boost that many leftys acquire through being constantly challenged would therefore cease to exist.
Make no mistake that this is Marxism. They basically want businesses, schools and every other institution to be forced to provide left handed services, to cater to a minority population, of course everyone else will be forced to pick up the cost of having two pairs of everything, to control panels on every lift etc. So it is redistribution of wealth.
b3a9ad No.5468674
>>5468656
Semen is a little more complex than your reductionist model.
high school biology doesn't describe reality
f7ec98 No.5468683
>>5468666
>lefties are ubermensch because of societal selection
yeah no, its just another mutation/mistake don't get too hyped
most of the driving force between which hand is dominant is caused by which thumb the foetus sucks on in utero
if the foetus begins sucking its right thumb first, its dextral, if it begins lefties first its sinistral
f7ec98 No.5468684
>>5468674
Yeah I know but the presence of an abundance of it doesn't have the same effect as anabolic steroids
0b95e9 No.5468689
why do niggers have such good teeth?
b3a9ad No.5468740
>>5468683
>yeah no, its just another mutation/mistake don't get too hyped
Doesn't matter. When you constantly have to use problem solving to carry out acts which others don't, it acts as training, it increases problem solving abilities and creativity.
I'm not even left handed.
>>5468684
True, the whole NoFap thing is based on pseudoscience and was actually started by a couple who would rather that women be the only way for men to relieve their sexual tension.
b3a9ad No.5468759
>>5468689
Lack of refined sugar and acids in diet (pop/fizz/soda).
34e7dd No.5468793
>>5468689
>>5468617
>>5468759
Nah, nigga. It's because most them have dental insurance for free.
34e7dd No.5468801
>>5468759
and…are you saying they don't gulp grape soda and eat heavily starched foods all day???
7bbf52 No.5468823
335189 No.5468864
>>5468368
What kind of narcissistic fuck says they're a "music fan"
Am I supposed to be impressed by that? oh wow you listen music? Get the fuck out of here I don't believe you, you're so unique and interesting.
f7ec98 No.5469013
>>5468740
> the whole NoFap thing is based on pseudoscience
yeah if you're only going on American sources
it actually goes back to a religious movement in late 19th century China, a branch of Taoists tht formed their own sect incorporating tantric practices from India
they believed semen represented a mans vitality and to waste it slowly withered and killed the man
they made it a common practice not to go NoFap but for men to learn how to orgasm while having sex with a woman or masturbating normally without actually ejaculating
7d4d1c No.5469066
>>5468864
Same kind of fuck that says they are a sports fan? How about Trump fans? Fans of actors? I mean who the fuck cares, right? It is simply letting others who may have the same interests know they have something in common. Other than hating hetero white men, that is. It is social signaling.
b274a3 No.5469100
>>5468326
Wasn't Adolf left handed
f7ec98 No.5469117
>>5469100
>left handed
>wasn't Adolf left handed
WE WUZ KINGS N SHEEIT
b274a3 No.5469129
>>5469117
So I guess thats another lie of Adolf told by Public Schooling
Thanks School
ae5884 No.5469171
>>5468576
I was wondering the same thing. doesn't that mean we have masturbation privilege though?
f7ec98 No.5469182
>>5469171
>masturbation privelege
fucking kill yourself thats a thing now
ae5884 No.5469189
>>5469182
>being able to browse porn videos and hold your dick at the same time
>not a privilege
better check it, shitlord
f7ec98 No.5469203
>>5469189
im right handed you privileged shitlord
kill yourself, you know we have shills masturbation privilege is now a thing
ae5884 No.5469215
>>5469203
>im right handed
but then you don't have it. masturbation privilege belongs to the glorious left-handed masterrace
ac5f8d No.5469228
>not being part of the ambidextrous master race
f7ec98 No.5469232
>>5469215
the glorious sinistral masterrace that suffers from schizo-atypical disorder and severe schizophrenia and believes honeydew melons are an alien race of brain parasites trying to make him gay
592e4e No.5469233
The nazis killed all left-handed people at birth.
Especially jews.
f7ec98 No.5469235
>>5469228
>ambidextrous
>hand-mixed half-breeds
f7ec98 No.5469247
>>5469233
>tfw you're a homosexual jewish communist with down syndrome and you masturbate using your left hand
ac5f8d No.5469248
>>5469235
>not being adept at doing everything with both hands
>being this inefficient
Your kind will be bred out of existence by my kinds superior genes.
dd3d6a No.5489692
Lefties unite! We'll do whats right!
8d9e48 No.5489738
>>5468326
if we gassed all the right handed people the world would be a lot better
almost every US president has been left handed
d89acb No.5489764
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5526ea No.5489809
>>5468576
I use my left hand because I need to scroll through pages while fapping to Japanese naval craft.
357f99 No.5489844
>>5468326
lefty here, when do I get my free shit?
5d7b04 No.5489856
>>5468326
GAS ALL LEFTIES. HAND WAR NOW
357f99 No.5489882
>>5489856
That's good and all, but can I at least cash in on my gibs first?
5bfd63 No.5489895
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/2500-lefthanders-killed-using-right-handed-products.html
2500 left handed people die every year using tools designed for right handers.
Sounds about right, they don't make too many left handed power tools. No left handed chainsaws.
its like a lefty shoah
>muh 2500!!!! Gib dextral shekels plz
a39bb6 No.5490270
The best kinds of people are the most privileged? Seems fair to me.
51f7d4 No.5499949
>>5468326
Of all the retarded "privileges" Tumblr has made up over the years, as silly as this one may sound, it is in fact the most valid. Left-handed people should be properly accommodated for their comfort. They really can't help it, THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!
2d47c5 No.5500133
>>5468342
I'm left handed, do you think i can make money by writing shit articles full of feelings ?
I remember being forced to use right handed products when i was a kid, it's offensive right ?
bfe5e2 No.5500259
>>5489895
>2500 people were too dumb to live
I could maybe understand 2500 injuries, but deaths? What the fuck?
dc5271 No.5500336
File: 1458668609532.jpg (242.39 KB, 500x706, 250:353, The-German-Student-Fights-….jpg)
POST YFW YOU'RE A CIS GENDERED, HETEROSEXUAL, ABLE-BODIED, MENTALLY SOUND, WESTERN DWELLING, RIGHT HANDED, WHITE MALE
74839b No.5501979
>>5468326
Heh. I thought everyone was equal, shouldn't we all be equally privileged? I guess not. Well, I'd better check my privileges.
>+ Men
I suppose I do feel fairly privileged to be the superior gender both mentally and physically.
>+ Heterosexuals
I guess I could say I'm privileged to not be attracted to men and be a part of a disease ridden degenerate community devoid of will power.
>+ Cisgenders
I didn't choose to force everyone to refer to me as a female when I'm clearly a male born with a penis, nor did I mutilate my penis in a pathetic attempt to have a vagina. I don't see any privilege here, this is choice.
>+ White People
I suppose I feel privileged to be able to use my frontal lobe better than negroes and shitskins, but what about asian privilege?
>+ College Students
I am in debt due to student loans. The economy is shit so I'll be lucky to find a job once I graduate. I do see myself finding one though since I'm in IT and nearly every place needs an IT department. I don't exactly feel privileged by choosing to go to college and study hard to earn my diploma.
>+ Citizens of the US
I'm Canadian. I am considering legally moving to the US assuming Trump gets elected though.though. I guess I feel pretty privileged not to have been born in some shit hole like Africa though.
>+ Non-Intersectionals
After looking up what this means, I see a bunch of feminist crap saying feminism should be intersectional. I still don't really know what this term means or whether I'm Non-Intersectional. If it means I don't follow feminism and all the SJW shit that intersects with it, then yes I feel privileged not to be that retarded.
>+ Right-handed people
The majority of people are right handed, including myself. There are still copious amounts of products designed for left-handed people so I don't see the privilege here.
How well did I check my privileges, /pol/?