7c5bf5 No.5489640
A SUPER PAC SUPPORTING TED CRUZ HAS POSTED AN IMAGE OF A NUDE MELANIA TRUMP
THIS IS INTENDED TO GAIN THE SUPPORT FROM THE MORAL MORMONS OF UTAH
Yes, nothing like a naked hot woman to deter men!
http://www.mediaite.com/online/in-effort-to-appeal-to-mormons-anti-trump-super-pac-features-naked-wife-melania/
0f426d No.5489691
How do they expect me to jerk off to Heidi "Goldman Sachs" Cruz?
2823dd No.5489711
>>5489640
Is it really wise to mention wives, given what a shady cunt Cruz's wife is?
663a26 No.5489717
>>5489691
both of these people don't want to be there
7c5bf5 No.5489754
Melania will probably be the first First Lady since Jackie Kennedy that people could fap to and not be completely twisted fucks over it.
fcdc42 No.5489773
>>5489711 (checked)
Watch Trump bring up El Rato's wife's works and connections then. It'll be glorious.
2823dd No.5489785
>>5489773
Anyone have the graphic about Cruz's wife?
46bbf7 No.5489795
I predict poles will rise in Trump's favor.
f85302 No.5489802
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>>5489640
LYING TED, EVERYBODY. LYING TED. HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH…THEN SETS IT DOWN AND LIES.
de2f74 No.5489807
fcdc42 No.5489808
>>5489785
I don't, no.
>>5489784
This.
>>5489795
Nice try, Carlos but you have to go back.
47c109 No.5489815
>>5489754
but they still would be since she's married
i know what you were trying to mean though
364234 No.5489817
Trump will go nuclear on Cruz's wife now.
Repost from.
>>5489678
c5523b No.5489832
You know Trump titty fucked those glorious melons. I bet the only action rato sees is from his hand.
a47a71 No.5489838
>>5489817
>Trump will go nuclear on Cruz's wife now.
I think we need to do that.
In fact we need to put a lot more focus on cruz instead of the protesters. The protesters are a distraction.
5bc67f No.5489841
>>5489795
Ill visit you in Mexico after the wall goes up.
2823dd No.5489855
>>5489836
I need the graphic.
It had her pic on the one side, and a bit of info about her work history and that whole "United Americas" shit.
f85302 No.5489877
>>5489640
Just noticed it's pic related. Damn they come up with some shitty memes.
7c5bf5 No.5489887
>Liz Mair, the Republican strategist behind Make America Awesome, said to Buzzfeed that the ads are aimed squarely at voting-age Mormons
>Liz Mair
LIZ MAIR
431c49 No.5489891
>>5489640
He's getting desperate.
9d464a No.5489892
Just sayin', this would never happen to Jeb's wife
c7ca2b No.5489896
On what planet is this not objectively a pro-Trump ad?
17f3c5 No.5489906
>>5489887
>Make America Awesome
Are you fucking kidding me? They're trying to steal Trump's thunder.
10e9d5 No.5489914
Clearly professionally done.
DMCA. That's neither satire nor commentary.
f85302 No.5489921
>>5489887
>LIZ MAIR
At what age are trannies supposed to kill themselves? Isn't she overdue?
97c554 No.5489931
10e9d5 No.5489933
>>5489887
The man?
How do Mormons feel about trannies?
7c5bf5 No.5489949
>>5489933
If mormons would fall for this "we can't have a whore first lady" shit, I'm guessing being told they are getting manipulated by a tranny would probably drive them to suicide
9b2647 No.5489971
>Paid for by Make America Awesome
2ca171 No.5489982
Yes, let us bring up the wives.
Hot, sexy supermodel wife
Goldman Sachs banker
Yes, let us talk about those wives.
2823dd No.5489986
>>5489855
Come on, anyone?
f85302 No.5489994
95c734 No.5489999
>>5489933
LDS Church just recently came out against trannies raising kids. Trannies' kids arent allowed to be baptized or attend church services.
http://www.hrc.org/resources/stances-of-faiths-on-lgbt-issues-church-of-jesus-christ-of-latter-day-saint
a47a71 No.5490007
>>5489986
>>5489855
I'm looking for this too.
Someone should post it eventually.
32e727 No.5490018
>>5489906
>>5489887
>make america awesome
>trying to counter meme make america great again
>forget that they are by the definition of a meme, unable to meme
Alright guys heres how we counter that.
First off my counter meme suggestion for cruz was well received last time I said it:
Cruz's campaign slogan is 'reigniting the promise of america'
>reigniting
>as in burning to the ground
Now for the counter meme to this
>Make America Awesome
>Awesome doesnt always connotate something good
>awesome- extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.
>as in 'shock and awe'
bfae36 No.5490034
>>5489691
their chins prevent them from kissing
32e727 No.5490035
Also
>lambasting the character of a woman based on her past
I may be mistaken but wasnt jesus quite fond of a whore?
95c734 No.5490039
>>5490007
>>5489855
>>5489836
This?
>google searched "heidi cruz info"
6cd50a No.5490045
>She looks awesome.
>This election is going to be super duper brutal. You can expect allegations that Cruz is molesting his daughters, that his wife is having an affair with Andre the giant's corpse. All kinds of far out shit. Fucking watch.
07396f No.5490046
Who has the vid of lyin cruz talking about how his campaign is making ebin may mays?
0f426d No.5490051
>>5489986
I just checked all 3 current Cruz threads in the catalog and none of them had them.
32e727 No.5490053
>>5490034
>>5489691
Wew
Someone shoop them into beavis and butthead
bfae36 No.5490054
>>5490035
>I may be mistaken but wasnt jesus quite fond of a whore?
yeah, and look what happened to him
a47a71 No.5490057
>>5490039
yeah that's what I remember. i tried google but must have searched the wrong thing.
32e727 No.5490069
>>5490054
Lel
You forget we are dealing with evangelicals.
b96144 No.5490077
>>5490018
You don't need to counter meme this if you aren't fucking autistic. It considered a low blow to go after someones wife or family members in a campaign hell even in an argument it's a low blow. She has nothing to do with him running for President other than being his wife. Not to mention we can just say he is anti-women as she was a model and should be allowed to show her body etc…
32e727 No.5490103
>>5490077
>bla bla bla
Did that post mention anything about wives? Or was I talking about killing that tranny faggots attempt to go after trump?
1963c3 No.5490104
>>5489896
Self-flagellating Mormons who've been cockblocked so long they treat any beautiful woman with suspicion.
6cd50a No.5490107
>This takes away the "high ground" narrative Cruz was trying to pull.
>He's going to get his ass handed to him in a street-fight style match just like Rubio
>AND also look like a fraud for abandoning his principles.
This is the stupidest shit ever. It's so stupid I'm wondering if Trump orchestrated this himself in some way.
17f3c5 No.5490109
>>5490077 (checked)
Would it be in bad taste for Trump to go after Cruz's wife's role in Goldman Sachs though? Technically he wouldn't be going after her for no reason, just her job.
aeb15a No.5490116
>>5489891
DESPERATE
your turn
32e727 No.5490127
>>5490104
There was a mormon in my squad in the marines. He moved his wife into town when we werent deployed. Was very pretty.
he used to put her in a suitcase and carry her around like luggage im not joking
364234 No.5490131
I hope these pictures were held by a license by Milania
LAWSUIT MOTHERFUCKERS
aeb15a No.5490135
>>5490127
That's just mormal behavior.
7c5bf5 No.5490137
>>5490107
>t's so stupid I'm wondering if Trump orchestrated this himself in some way
nope
this was done by someone who hates Trump so much they've gone insane
Liz Mair
32e727 No.5490144
>>5490135
You forgot your carlos pic
4b23c4 No.5490153
>>5489795
you have to go back
32e727 No.5490159
>>5490137
That retard went insane when he cut his dick off.
6cd50a No.5490161
>>5490109
No. That's fair. It's coming and probably directly from Trump.
The "you fuck your daughters" (really dirty politics) stuff will come out organically just in response to this bonehead "total war" move. The counter-punch to this is going to be nuclear.
fcdc42 No.5490171
>>5490144
Checked.
>>5490161
>The counter-punch to this is going to be nuclear.
My dick is getting hard, anon.
364234 No.5490177
>>5490109
Ted attacks Trump sister all the time and received death threats. Im sdupprised he doesn't.
Unless its something in the RNC pledge that Trump cant talk about specific donors which he hasn't this entire campaign except the unwritten donors Ted got as a senator.
32e727 No.5490187
>>5490131
Was she an independent pornstar? Most russian porn stars are sex slaves. You can see it in their eyes. Makes it impossible to nofap.
6cd50a No.5490201
>>5490137
I'm not a PR expert but this is definitely fucking stupid right? KEK
Maybe Trump got someone to nudge him in some way or influence him?
I just can't even comprehend this level of idiocy being a naturally occurring phenomenon.
364234 No.5490206
>>5490187
Trump can spin this of Cruz spreading porn to minors.
f6e916 No.5490220
I thought morons were 'secret' porn hounds? Seems like this would hurt Cruz more than help.
f6e916 No.5490234
I thought morons were 'secret' porn hounds? Seems like this would hurt Cruz more than help.
fcdc42 No.5490236
>>5490177 (checked)
>Unless its something in the RNC pledge that Trump cant talk about specific donors which he hasn't this entire campaign except the unwritten donors Ted got as a senator.
Shit, I wouldn't have even factored something like that in. Either way, I have faith the Trump will guilt trip Cruz like he did with the "New York values" stunt.
b0953d No.5490242
Well ,i guess they just gave perverts' votes to Trump.
>>5489795
Nice one Carlos, but you're gonna have to go back and pay for that wall.
2823dd No.5490257
>>5490039
BINGO!
Thanks Anon.
Anyone have a particularly unappealing - to Mormons, at least - picture of Liz Mair?
6cd50a No.5490258
>>5490171
I actually believe Trump literally having Cruz killed is on the table now. Maybe he's getting old and he's like "fuck it." I'm tired of taking shit from these schemers. I wasn't going to go all out but they're bringing my wife into it.
"fucking do it."
2c85a1 No.5490263
>>5490242
>Well ,i guess they just gave perverts' votes to Trump.
The ooga booga black votes are secured with this move.
0f426d No.5490289
Was there ever a hot or even decent looking first woman?
4b23c4 No.5490295
>>5490159
>imblying your sane when you but your dick off
4b23c4 No.5490296
7c5bf5 No.5490312
48d4e8 No.5490345
>>5490306
Needs more mention of Liz being a fucking tranny.
17f3c5 No.5490355
>>5490258
>I actually believe Trump literally having Cruz killed is on the table now.
Well, Trump does have Mafia connections. Holy fuck, imagine some hardcore Cosa Nostra types going up against a Mormon Mafia in a war for America. This shit is getting crazy; there really well could be a war between the neocon/establishment conservatives and the blood-and-soil paleocon populist types.
>>5490312
I would totally snort cocaine off of Jackie Kennedy's ass.
b8c2cf No.5490363
>>5489691
Nobody in this greaseballs family wants to kiss his rat face
7d1236 No.5490365
>>5489691
SHIT! Never seen her chin from that angle.. Bitch could cut glass…
0f426d No.5490366
>>5490345
Holy smokes i've made Oblivion characters that look more human than he does. What an abomination!
2c85a1 No.5490374
>>5490345
That's a strong jawline.
5f905e No.5490393
>>5489640
I don't fucking get it. She's fit as fuck and smart as hell. This makes me want to vote Trump even more. What the fuck are they trying to say with this?
b8c2cf No.5490394
>>5490374
When you play the Crying game every weekend a faggot needs a chin like that.
2823dd No.5490410
>>5490393
They're trying to appeal to christcuck women, which you, I assume, are not.
fe2a87 No.5490416
>>5490393
Mormon's don't like this kind of shit because without their magic underwear, they cannot resist temptation.
48d4e8 No.5490421
>>5490410
Or the jealous fatties out there.
2c85a1 No.5490424
>>5490416
magic underwear?
25870d No.5490428
Men rate other men based on two things
1) Trophy wife
2) Money
In that order. The PAC-Cucks just don't understand the male brain. Even the most religious man will see Melania Trump naked and quietly mutter "sweet…lucky man"
2823dd No.5490429
>>5490383
What's with the redacted?
25870d No.5490443
>>5490429
>What's with the redacted?
Removing all references to her drug use/abuse and intoxication.
fe2a87 No.5490456
>>5490424
Mormons wear the temple garment under their normal clothes. It gives them super powers or some shit.
546b18 No.5490457
>>5489691
Shes quite hot tbh. reminds me of reese witherspoon in legally blonde
If dubs I bang her on the Goldman Sachs trading floor in front of all the jocks, with the quant nerds watching in the background
058823 No.5490460
>>5490345
How have we not discovered this faggots real name?
2c85a1 No.5490462
>>5490456
This bullshit can't be real.
8e0414 No.5490470
>>5490346
Has Trump said anything about banking regulation or going full Sherman Act on the banks?
25870d No.5490474
>>5490462
Mormons believe the underwear is bullet proof, no shit.
7bee07 No.5490480
>>5490039
Utah is polling extremely high for Cruz. It's funny, even with information like this out there… after Iowa… after the lies against Cruz and the robocalling…
…they are still going to vote for him.
It's like the facts don't matter and their sermon information sources come directly from the mormon church hierarchy (corrupt).
17f3c5 No.5490481
>>5490457
I'm rolling to bang Heidi Cruz.
48d4e8 No.5490492
>>5490457
>dat jaw
>hot
She has a face like a potato.
>>5490460
I've been wondering this myself.
8e0414 No.5490507
>>5490428
This is one of the dumbest things I've heard in awhile. You must either
1) extremely young
2) completely disconnected from reality
b0953d No.5490510
>>5489982
If they bring in the wives I'm really happy that Jeb! is out. We've seen his goblin enough.
>>5490137
That tranny was already insane way before Trump decided to run.
>>5490263
Trump surge with black demographics when?
>>5490161
>The "you fuck your daughters" (really dirty politics) stuff will come out
So, they really want to put the final nail in the GOP's coffin then.
>>5490474
Sometimes i wonder if Joseph Smith didn't misspell morons when he named his cult.
7bee07 No.5490519
>>5490480
>lies against Cruz
Meant Carson
ad76e4 No.5490524
>>5490456
>>5490462
>>5490474
They don't think it's magic you dumb nigger. The idea is to prevent them from wearing clothes that are too revealing. They can't let any of that underwear show, so they can't wear anything with less coverage than shirts with sleeves and shorts that reach down to the knees.
00f103 No.5490531
>>5490429
Fuck if I know, let's play madlibs.
>Cruz also added that she was wet
>I then asked Cruz if she was at the present location so she could seduce drivers, to which cruz replied that she had been gangbanged by a horde of Mexicans.
>Cruz also relayed to me that she had been particularly horny for the past three weeks, and that she was currently cucking a spic.
>After conversing with Cruz, I believed that she was degenerate sub-human filth.
>In addition, I believed that she was a danger to herself & all nearby motorists due to her sitting ten feet away from busy N. Mopac traffic nude from the waist down.
b0953d No.5490551
>>5490507
I think he meant Jews, teens and niggers instead of men.
25870d No.5490555
>>5490492
She looks like a Russian from Kamchatka
2c85a1 No.5490627
>>5490524
Whatever you say, Mormon.
6cd50a No.5490770
>>5490510
No. No. Just so you understand. I think the nasty stuff will be about Cruz's family as a counter-punch. In all fairness I'm only guessing what it will be, but the marquise of queensbury rules are fucking done. Trump might even have Cruz killed for this shit. There's going to be SOME response though and it's going to be brutal. Believe me. That I can promise you.
71dd30 No.5490787
>>5490524
shut up moron. go larp with your magic underwear somewhere else dungeons and dragons wizard faggot.
5f905e No.5490798
>>5490524
>caring this much
>mfw this nigger got raped on his trip darkest africa
de4dc9 No.5490811
>>5489640
Cruz seems to be getting weaker as time goes on and I think it hit a steeper turning point when he blamed Chicago on Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
fcdc42 No.5490825
>>5490770
>Trump might even have Cruz killed for this shit.
Well this might be a problem because a lot of the evangelicals and the Mormons (who required survivalism) might rise up against Trump supporters if this happens. Or maybe I'm looking too much into this.
39c0d0 No.5490837
FUN FACT: THE STATE WITH THE LARGEST CONSUMPTION OF PORN PER CAPITA IS UTAH
c60bff No.5490839
I remember when Cruz bitched about his daughters being targeted. Then he pulls this shit.
17f3c5 No.5490849
>>5490839
This, what a fucking snake in the grass, and of course the Cruzcucks will defend it.
c5d6fd No.5490865
>>5490811
The rat's support is waning because he cannot take a step up during the 24/7 Trump coverage that is more intense than ever.
Even neutrals like Hannity are getting tired of lumping the rat in as another outsider alternative candidate since the rat is revealing himself to be a sleeper agent for the establishment. Even normalfags calling into Rush have been saying that the rat should drop out and if he does not he will be just like cucksick who is staying in the race to deny Trump the nomination.
f5be41 No.5490867
>the average man "You're damn right I want a sexy bitch as our first lady"
>the thinking man: "His wife is completely irrelevant to his superior policies, which is why I'm voting for him"
Great strategy snek
2c85a1 No.5490879
>>5490865
Kasich is doing this because he's a sore loser, isn't he?
17bbc1 No.5490886
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
TIME TO SUE
25870d No.5490910
>>5490355
>Holy fuck, imagine some hardcore Cosa Nostra types going up against a Mormon Mafia in a war for America.
The American mafia has always been jewish, even though it has been characterized as italian. Italian jews are still jews.
Meyer Lansky is NOT a goy name.
c5d6fd No.5490917
>>5490879
>Kasich is doing this because he's a sore loser, isn't he?
He's the cuckservative that the kikes always wanted. Even other cuckservatives are pissed that he has the audacity to say he can win all the delegates even though the math says he can't. Thus, the normalfags are waking up to the fact that the other two candidates are just there to soak up delegates, not win, and then the cuckservatives nominate a best goy at the convention. This scenario is fresh in the minds of normalfags and they are not being bullshitted any more.
25870d No.5490938
>>5490524
Mormon underwear is believed to be magic. There are masonic symbols stitched into the nipples, and there is a cut in the left knee symbolizing kneeling to Elohim.
You can't just go and buy mormon underwear, you have to prove you are a mormon to the clerk before they will sell you any.
17f3c5 No.5490965
>>5490910
I'm talking about actual, non-Jewish Italians though.
>>5490917
Fuck Kasich. Seriously, that grump eyebrow-less lesbian came to my college. He's a prick.
431c49 No.5490990
>>5490035
>I may be mistaken but wasnt jesus quite fond of a whore?
Debatable whether she was a whore or not (I don't believe so, myself), but I can confirm He was awfully fond of everyone. I don't think anyone would willingly submit themselves to one of the worst ways to die if they didn't.
dfac27 No.5490996
>>5490965
Gee golly!….I mean….come on folks…this is just SILLY!
e843a2 No.5491006
>>5490867
You're forgetting the cucked man.
bfae36 No.5491010
>>5490996
Johnny Queso doesn't stand a chance.
6cd50a No.5491024
>>5490825
No you got it right. This is casus belli for a total war senario. i don't know maybe he just sends some friends over to discus to Mr Liz? I think it all depends on if there's a link to Cruz. Somebody just made a ruthless billionaire enemy for life though. That's for sure.
2c85a1 No.5491027
>>5490996
Holy shit his face looks so greasy, like he just rubbed a fried ham all over himself. This man needs some soap.
4d190a No.5491032
>>5490996
>>5491010
Anyone else notice how quickly Kasich goes from Mr. Rogers to "bitch I'll fucking cut you and throw you in the Cuyahoga River - they'll never find you!"
17f3c5 No.5491076
>>5491024
>Somebody just made a ruthless billionaire enemy for life though. That's for sure.
I never thought that I would be supporting a bantz-giving billionaire against Mormons and snake handlers. How fucked up is this country now?
>>5490996
My group and I got our pic taken with him. He's a manlet.
4d190a No.5491088
>>5491076
>I never thought that I would be supporting a bantz-giving billionaire against Mormons and snake handlers. How fucked up is this country now?
Actually that's a closer representation of what America was like before it got cucked by the Uni-Party
17f3c5 No.5491102
>>5491088 (checked)
Fuck I love this country.
GAS THE MORMONS
___ WAR NOW=
What would be in the blank?
2c85a1 No.5491109
>>5491102
Cuck the mormans
Polygamy war now
7f3779 No.5491112
>>5491102
CLOTHE THE MORMONS
MAGIC UNDERWAR NOW
aae375 No.5491124
>>5491006
>cucked
>man
Pick one and only one
4d190a No.5491133
On a side note, it should make everyone proud that the Cruz crew cucks on social media are freaking out that Trump supporters aren't freaking out over the AIPAC speech
6cd50a No.5491143
>>5491076
It's been pretty surreal lately. I never thought I would be this serious about That Real Estate Guy from That TV show. obviously I drastically underestimated the man.
It makes me wonder how many other people are hiding their power levels. Is screech from saved by the Bell going to rule the world? It's like the whole Jar Jar Binks is a Sith lord theory playing out in real life.
c8f01d No.5491155
>>5489640
they're actually trying to use memes now?
>they know we're winning
1963c3 No.5491182
>>5491155
That picture memes Trump into office by the first line alone. These poor fools thought underwear is a substitute for wizardry.
7b84a8 No.5491209
152bba No.5491213
>>5489640
This will be the first family.
And I'm OK with that.
0a4574 No.5491215
Most fappable first lady ever.
83e830 No.5491218
>>5489640
>Beautiful
>Devoted mother
>Not sucking Jew cock for a living like Mrs. Cruz
Is there supposed to be a downside here?
c60bff No.5491219
>>5491032
Not surprising considering that not only is the nice guy a facade, its not even one that he's accustomed to wearing. Remember he came out hitting hard against Trump and got destroyed in the first debate, the nice guy routine was a backup plan.
a1d5db No.5491223
The sad thing is this shit actually works on Mormons.
Utah is done. We'll win AZ, but UT is impossible without a huge Cruz sex scandal.
Hell, Cruz could come out as a satanist and would still win.
4d190a No.5491250
On a side note, it should make everyone proud that the Cruz crew cucks on social media are freaking out that Trump supporters aren't freaking out over the AIPAC speech>>5491219
>Remember he came out hitting hard against Trump and got destroyed in the first debate, the nice guy routine was a backup plan.
Yes, I do. He was vicious. I called him a "viper" back then, it was my first impression of him.
>>5491223
>Hell, Cruz could come out as a satanist and would still win.
Esoteric voters know he already has.
e3bd22 No.5491255
>>5491133
What do you mean? I didn't watch but I heard he cucked.
4d190a No.5491285
>>5491250
meant for
>>5491219
>>5491255
FIltered, my man.
c060f0 No.5491287
>>5491032
He looks like he's been swimming in the ohio river though, not a good sign when your eyebrows fall out and your face is full of inflammation.
a47f07 No.5491295
NICE USE OF 15 YEAR OLD IMPACT BOLD MEME FONT DUMB DYKE BITCH DO U HAVE STAIRS DO U EVEN MEME
fcdc42 No.5491296
>>5491143
>I never thought I would be this serious about That Real Estate Guy from That TV show. obviously I drastically underestimated the man.
Same here. I only knew Trump from The Apprentice and I didn't like him that much then but now I'm wanting him to become President.
>It makes me wonder how many other people are hiding their power levels.
Watch, Robert Downey, Jr. and Mel Gibson are going to be Grand Inquisitors in the American Empire.
c60bff No.5491311
>>5491255
He cucked but not as bad as everyone else. Also shittalked the UN and got the jews to clap for that which was pretty funny.
046aba No.5491323
>>5490263
This. The thing is so many of them genuinely do respect Trump. In the same way that blacks regularly buy flashy things and show off their bling, everything Trump related is gold and emblazoned with his name, his ride is a private jet with his name on it, and he has a smoking hot wife to boot. Importantly, he actively flaunts it rather than hiding it, which is quite similar to negro social conventions. Though, in the case of the negro, they'll waste all their money on bling to give the appearance of being wealthy without actually being so. The external result is quite similar though and they're responding very positively to it as a whole. Come the general election, Trump is going to score the black vote through nothing other than just being Trump.
4d190a No.5491327
>>5491311
>Wasting dubs by replying to a blatant drive by
Step up
c60bff No.5491337
>>5491327
I'll respond to whoever I please, filter me if you don't like it.
a47a71 No.5491351
What if this was as a false flag, intended as an ad for Trump? If it was, props, it was good. Every advertiser knows: sex sells.
fcdc42 No.5491362
>>5491351
Sex sells, indeed.
072a8d No.5491363
>>5490524
That's some kind of Mahometanism shit. Every religion of the devil has common characteristics.
5fbc54 No.5491386
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>>5489640
Do revenge porn laws apply to this image?
0d5bc1 No.5491393
>>5489795
Carlos! Get back on the magic deportation bus!
776cde No.5491463
>>5490039
>lowercase obamatrade
>TTP
>comparison to EU, expecting my fellow Americlaps know that the EU has border-free travel
Unspreadable. Someone proofread this shit.
6ac6d5 No.5491744
>>5491362
She looks SPECTACULAR in this one. DEM JUICY ASS TITTIES.
c4ad1c No.5491766
>>5491296
I haven't watched TV in years, so I only ever saw stuff about Trump from other people, or in the break room at work. One day I bear he's running for president , I just forget about it thinking it's some kind of gimmick, then bam, can't stump the trump.
Trump will fund some scientists to make an actual iron man suit for Grand inquisitor Robert Downey Jr.
TRUMP WILL MAKE IRON MAN REAL
97ce52 No.5491772
>>5491463
>council ON foreign relations
>It's in part, comma, pause for effect, such as
>Gary Forbes didn't write any of this.
>Gary Forbes is a basketball player.
94d8b4 No.5491786
>>5489892
Nobody wants to see that California Raisin naked
17f3c5 No.5491802
>>5491744
Nice dubs, Robert. Are you enjoying /pol/?
>>5491766
>Trump will fund some scientists to make an actual iron man suit for Grand inquisitor Robert Downey Jr.
DUBS CONFIRM
6ac6d5 No.5491876
>>5491802
I could use some more big titties.
442cd6 No.5491946
77560a No.5491961
>>5490492
Is she Robin Wiliams?
211f42 No.5491971
>>5491876
i love rob but he needs to sort his fucking hair out
f29b16 No.5491978
>>5489640
HAHAHAHAHAHAH KEEP IT UP FAGGOTS, SHOW THOSE MORMONS AND THEIR CHILDREN PICTURES OF A NAKED WOMAN. THAT WON'T BACKFIRE AT ALL
6ac6d5 No.5491987
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>>5491971
What did you just say to me, you little bitch?
4d190a No.5491992
>>5491978
Just realized they're allowed to vote online, meaning this isn't a typical public-shaming caucus, and they can just used tabbed browsing to fap while they vote
7c5bf5 No.5492038
>>5491213
I just noticed… her nipple is erect
e46f8b No.5492109
>>5491971
I second this. Rob, you're cool and all, but fix your damn hair.
775b55 No.5492219
>>5490383
IMPORTANT: I think Hiedi Cruz was contemplating suicide. Walking into traffic. She had been depressed and was having a breakdown. It all fits if you read it that way.
CAN WE SUBSTANTIATE THIS?
IF THIS IS TRUE, HOW DO WE USE IT?
Do we really want a suicidal first lady?
Did Ted drive her to breakdown and almost suicide?
Is theirs a sham marriage?
Has their marriage always been a sham?
COME ON /POL/ WE ARE TRUMP'S ARMY. WE HAVE TO STRIKE BACK.
4d190a No.5492251
>>5492219
Look into why they lived apart for 7 years
Who Is The Real Heidi Nelson Cruz?
http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/14/who-is-the-real-heidi-nelson-cruz/
>Yet, investigating more deeply, Ted and Heidi Cruz have had a sometimes troubled relationship punctuated by bouts of physical separation that began when two young Christians on the fringe of protestant evangelicalism met while working on the Bush-Cheney 2000 presidential campaign.
>Heidi, who began her career in D.C. as a political intern, emerged more successfully from her Bush-Cheney experience, landing a job working for Condoleezza Rice as an economic policy adviser for the National Security Council in the White House.
>Evidently, Heidi Cruz did not take well to what appears to have been a Ted Cruz demand that she leave her lucrative Goldman Sachs job in Washington to join him in Texas, where she could play her expected role as “wife” when Ted began laying serious plans to run for political office.
See also: Who Is The Real Ted Cruz?
http://dailycaller.com/2016/01/26/who-is-the-real-ted-cruz/
57e147 No.5492276
Hulk and Gawker once again.
7f7a41 No.5492279
>>5489640
>having a hot wife is a bad thing
lol
775b55 No.5492297
>>5492251
We need to meme this in Utah. Mormons don't like women who don't support their man and aren't family minded
4d190a No.5492314
>>5492297
That would only make the hardcore Mormons identify w/ her, since they do a lot of faking. I'm not too worried about Utah, because they're going to such lengths to rig it. As long as Trump supporters vote, I think we can get 15% for Trump & keep Cruz below 50%.
213fa9 No.5492354
>>5492219
>not your personal army
sage
51024c No.5492368
>Start using Cruz missile clearly trying to replicate Trump Train
>Start creating babbies first memes that not even a single plebbit cuck would upcuck
>Start sending shills and interns to come here and shill Cruz/make disparaging remarks about Trump
>They actually think that this won't backfire and that Trump won't get even stronger
We are better than these faggot. We control the narrative now, we see through the lies, treachery and astroturfing. More subversion isn't going to solve this problem you stupid fucking cucks.
4d190a No.5492377
Oh shit, American Samoa votes tomorrow too - 9 delegates…all unbound. Wtf
775b55 No.5492441
>>5492354
>implying I am the Trumpinator himself
>trying to sage the Donald
YOU'RE FIRED CUCK
a65379 No.5492442
This is the most retarded campaign ad I have ever seen.
DON'T WANT THIS GORGEOUS MODEL TO BE THE FIRST LADY? THEN YOU BETTER VOTE FOR TED CRUZ
It's like they're going after the Vulcan vote or something.
fbd357 No.5492512
8c76c0 No.5492574
>>5489640
>inb4 this backfires and causes everyone to support Trump even more
I'd want Melania as our Emperess.
>make america awesome
>El Rato continues to plagiarize Trump
329e36 No.5492599
>>5489640
What a bunch of retards, they just ruined El Rato's image of a clean family values candidate further. These political hacks are lowering him to Donald's level, which is exactly what sealed Narco Pubio's fate with the tiny hands remark.
6ac6d5 No.5492647
>>5490365
She can take a nice load on it too. Probably hold every drop.
6ac6d5 No.5492654
>>5492612
When you get to Melania's face in that set it's like crawling out of the desert and finally getting a drink.
4d190a No.5492702
Arizona bros better not forget to vote against McCain
Vote for Kelli Ward, she's actually gonna get rek McCain, iirc
de542b No.5492713
Dumbest marketing campaign I've ever seen
Next thing he'll say Trump will legalize cocaine…vote for me instead!
7cfb60 No.5492754
>>5492612
JESUS fucking christ
83e830 No.5492772
>>5492612
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
a50057 No.5492790
>>5491362
>>5491919
>>5492279
>>5492612
What the fuck is wrong with her eyes. Is she trying to look like a chink by squinting all the time?
ce3a85 No.5492937
>>5489691
>>5490365
>SHIT! Never seen her chin from that angle.. Bitch could cut glass…
Reminds me of this girl's chin.
DAT CHIN, DO
90694f No.5492945
>>5489640
>2016
>paying people thousands of dollars to make cheezburger-tier macros in a last-ditch attempt to influence the meme election
>>5489887
>targeting Mormons
>targeting a state Cruz is already expected to win handily
I'd like to volunteer for the anti-cuck wing of the RWDS just to help purge the criminally stupid.
8cd2e9 No.5492958
>>5492937
Take it from me guys.
DO NOT compliment a woman's chin. srsly don't.
0e31d8 No.5492977
>Cruz embracing this thing more naturally than his own wife
90694f No.5493035
>>5490524
Mormons believe the magic Mason underwear protects them from the Devil. They are required to always be in contact with it, which makes showering a bit of a task - one hand must always be outside the shower, touching the underwear. It's really dumb.
90694f No.5493083
>>5490837
underrated post
The takeaway: don't tell your kids porn is evil and will make them go to Hell; tell them it's an industry run by Jews and powered by white slaves and runaways.
f7a427 No.5493128
>>5490345
This image of her should be used, and it should be captioned "Liz Mair; Known Transexual."
4ca75d No.5493419
>>5490104
>>5490107
>>5490137
>>5490159
yet another insane tranny statistic in 3…2…
>>5490234
there's a batch of them on 4/b/ of all places.
They imported a pretty infamous meme that took off from there.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mormon-porn-bubble-porn
and yes, Japan soon adopted even that. Because a fetish unheard of in Japan is a national disgrace. No matter how nonsensical for their culture.
>>5490480
Obvious reason they're backing cruz is probably Romney calling in lots of favours back home. It's impossible to destroy a mormon to other mormons on anything but sex scandals though, and unfortunately bastard's clean on that front. He gets his fap on over mutilating profitable corporations to nuke the pensions and run off with them.
>>5490462
>>5490474
>>5490524
It's both.
They wouldn't have any powers anymore because back in the bigamy days they were a full legit garment themselves. They nullified their own blessings.
Something tells me one of the original mormons was just a tailor looking to get rich, cuz you got your undergarments that would pass as clothing anywhere else, then you put normie clothes over those vestments, and for religious ceremonies you have another full set of holy garb over that. It gets even worse if they're from the military because they're supposed to use both their formal military uniform and the second set of holy vestments during an important ceremony or funeral.
b9b091 No.5493493
Are mormon a cult or some kind of D&D larpers?
Europoor here, please explain.
4d190a No.5493523
>>5493493
Mason off shoot that admire Jewish mysticism. Kind of a meta troll religion imo
21605b No.5493527
>>5493493
Cult. Fucked up Christianity offshoot dealing with kiddy fucking. Joseph Smith is their prophet.
3423f4 No.5493560
>>5490039
>that low res
C'mon anon, at least put some effort into it!
Reported for being a lazy low-energy fagit.
3423f4 No.5493596
>>5490039
>>5493560
Really, it's not that hard. Copy the image's URL directly, go to https://images.google.com/, click the camera icon on the right side of the search box, paste image's URL, search, find highest res version that isn't blurry/pixellated!
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT SHITTY LOW-RES REPOSTS!
add63a No.5493689
>>5489754
>Jackie Kennedy
>fapworthy
she looks half-retarded
4ca75d No.5493733
>>5492977
Cruz is Skwisgar?
Well the insane nerdy interests make sense now, at least. Fukken metalheads are half-manly, half manlet nerdkind.
>>5491766
That's actually not beyond the possibilities. Some Playboy millionaire+ has to do this eventually, and if Branson won't (he's acting cucked to the queen and all anti-violence because Femen keeps him up to his eyeballs in hot depraved lesbians. He was too rich to be bought the normal way, after all) then one of the trumpkin probably will.
>>5492612
>Clinton
kek
Sanders' wife is so out of place among those others too. Really got a sweet old lady vibe going on. Can't find a photo of her unhappy anywhere! That probably means she's just hiding the crazy that good and will oven you before he does. He always did seem kinda meek, bet she's a momma bear type.
nah but seriously he does have a nice family, they just have an odd history.
He actually has as much appeal in that area as trump from a different direction. The two youngest kids are theirs, but the older ones all are from their previous marriages. Literal freakin' Brady Bunch! All the boomers eat that shit up.
IMO it's really fukken strange but Sanders' family looks more Tradcon than all the non-trump candidates. Probably why he nabbed the conservatives satisfied with neither GOP nor Trump (over muh vulgarity) and also the Paulites.
>>5490355
>>5490910
>>5490965
He's probably got access to both. Closer ties to the Italians because construction, but I'm sure he could strongarm bibi into something. One apache to Nancy Kerrigan Heidi Cruz? …Could you make it two? Okay okay, One apache and two hummers it is. Consider that broad eternally praying, Donny!
be1c7e No.5493743
>>5492977
I thought she was leaning away for a second but then I realized she's just so fucking massive he has to lean over her gut to get near her face.
21605b No.5493812
>>5493733
Maybe try attention whoring elsewhere? Reddit perhaps?
35cd80 No.5494180
>>5493812
>animated .jpeg
The fuck kinda devil sorcery is this?!!!
4ca75d No.5494260
>>5493493
the funniest part is they're pretty "progressive" in some aspects, being birthed from loopy cactus-water-high frontiersmen, but utterly insane in other fun ways. The no porn thing has come up, as have the magic underwears (which adherents all have different beliefs of their powers. some believe they stopped bullets, some believe they are fireproof, some believe you're impervious to physical harm/cars etc. It's like wearing a bible, so that you can claim any avoided calamity is thanks to magic underwear.)
but the best one is how blacks are incapable of becoming priests.
Black people are legit believed cursed in their entirety as "dark skin is the mark of Cain"
http://christiandefense.org/mor_black.htm
(considering black on black crime, they may actually be onto something.)
They actually policed miscegenation even better than the klan, due to blackness itself being a sin. There is no way short of rape until the 80s, that Mormons could have half-bred children. Black children are regarded from birth as potential criminals.
And their most recent leader claiming they're "absolved" of sin has been very divisive. There's a handful of different sects around the country now.
So yes, very poe, very trolly.
Also about half of the kiddie touching stories are protestant lies, they're not very well-liked in neighboring states.
The biggest one that resulted in a large federal raid was made up itself, even!
http://www.westword.com/news/hoax-caller-rozita-swinton-who-may-have-set-off-polygamist-raid-pleads-guilty-to-unrelated-charge-5862661 https://archive.is/uOX5t
http://archive.sltrib.com/story.php?ref=/ci_8969094 https://archive.is/WxCwd
wew lad, gotta love that pussy pass
mostly what got them into trouble afterwards was continuing to practice the more ancient polygamy-friendly form in a state where such was outlawed. (believing that declaring their land holy made it protected from federal law)
>>5494180
intriguing. You can see D&C shill posts when others reply to them. Never knew that!
>>5493812
>m-m-muh plebbit, muh all wimminz r whorz
try harder chaim, redpill means something entirely different here. Or could you be working for someone else?!?
50a189 No.5494391
Targeting mormons
>with porn
Umm, I know they like porn, but no mormons are going to share this on their facebook.
50a189 No.5494424
>>5494260
theyve given up on the black is a sin doctrine, miscegenation is still subtly discouraged but not an offense any more.
they are a religion made up by a conman, using masonry, 1820s new england hedge magic, and the quran as founding influences.
1376b4 No.5494462
9ac224 No.5494491
>Sexy naked Melania
>Or
>Booger eating liar Cruz
wow tough choice
3423f4 No.5494492
>>5494180
Looks like a jpg, acts like a gif.
(protip, rename file.gif to file.jpg)
:^D
35cd80 No.5494550
>>5494413
Jewish physics is what it is! Begone you spawn of Satan!
3ddc19 No.5495038
>>5494550
>larping newfag
absolute cancer you are
775aa7 No.5495160
>carson and bush confirmed for besiality
>rubio married a fag hag
9ce74b No.5495287
>>5494180
jpg videos are a thing but that's just a renamed gif
dfac27 No.5495366
>>5490457
If dubs, Heidi takes black cock up the ass.
e62af0 No.5495470
>>5489640
honestly, i saw the image before reading the op and thought it was a pro-trump ad
4d190a No.5495490
19daba No.5495515
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Howard Stern predict Trump will be the nominee and loves Melania prancing around in the white house.
19daba No.5495549