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a5cf7f No.5498561
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16a370 No.5498612
I know that cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, but what about rats? I'd like to run a few tests.
c92faa No.5498629
Lying Ted Cruz You're Fired!
93bf1d No.5498641
>>5498561
why does he say a subject/predicate/prepositional phrase then pause for two seconds? He splits up sentences into many sentences.
0bbb96 No.5498696
Their blood isn't even dry and already the rat tries to sink his teeth in.
Check his social media. I expect him to get slammed just like when he blamed Trump for Chicago.
1f2b08 No.5498701
This is how stupid evangelicucks are.
Reminder that El Rato wouldn't even exist were it not for semi-retarded evangelicucks.
3cc2bb No.5498722
Liberals:
>TRUMP IS A WARMONGERER WHO WILL CAUSE WW3
Cuckservatives
>TRUMP WANTS TO WITHDRAW FROM NATO. HE'S AN ISOLATIONIST WHO LOVES ISIS AND PUTIN.
This really can't get any more hilarious. This will backfire for Cruz, because many right-wingers are aware of the media's cognitive dissonance.
8294ac No.5498732
Holy shit! Hahahahaha.
I believe this is a complete misfire from Rato.
0f01fe No.5498739
I'm waiting for liberals to blame this on the tone set by Trump rallies.
3e0193 No.5498746
>75 75 75 75 75 75…
What does that mean?
cca306 No.5498747
>>5498561
He used telekinesis to force brown people to do his bidding.
8294ac No.5498751
>>5498746
You need 75 marks to post an OP.
19c0a8 No.5498761
Sounds like he's being fed his lines.
Does he have an earpiece?
1ac914 No.5498764
>>5498701
christcucks amirite?
3e0193 No.5498774
19c0a8 No.5498789
>>5498641
I think he's being fed lines.
Could it be possible?
0f01fe No.5498790
>>5498561
I can't stand his voice, it is worse than Shillary's.
8d6eef No.5498828
75870e No.5498835
JUST RAT THINGS
But, holy shit.
STOP THOSE FUCKING PAUSES YOU RETARDED MOTHERFUCKER
YOU TALK… LIKE A… RETARD
fae664 No.5498838
>>5498746
It means OP is a stupid sensationalist piece of shit that would rather shitpost and get /pol/ all frazzled up then take the additional 60 seconds to type out a sentence or two using useful and descriptive information to outline the parameters of his post and instead spoiler 75 over and over again as a "clever" way of getting around the 75 character minimum required to create a new thread
8d6eef No.5498841
>>5498835
Can we get a montage of this juxtaposed to Shatner being Shatner?
75870e No.5498847
>>5498701
>>5498764
Stop trying to derail this thread and creating anti-christian sentiment, you fagbots. Evangelicals voted for Trump, not lyin Ted. And furthermore go fuck yourselves.
140619 No.5498855
ted cruz is a massive military complex stooge.
8d6eef No.5498860
>>5498847
Speaking of votes, there are primaries today, aren't there? I don't see any threads in the catalog.
75870e No.5498876
>>5498860
First results are hours away, I think.
87c059 No.5498878
>>5498561
This miserable fuck can't go 5 seconds without blaming Trump. He'd blame Trump for bad weather if he could. Fuck I wish there was some fucked up weather going on. Maybe he'll actually blame Trump for it. And why the fuck does he talk like that? Goodness gracious that's annoying. Obama does that too but he at least changes it up a bit and reserves that shit for when it makes sense. Cruz does it all the fucking time now.
That said, I think it's impressive that Trump called this shit before.
https://archive.is/qIDh4
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/22/january-2016-donald-trump-warned-brussels-belgium-the-new-york-times-mocked-him-for-it/#more-114143
f4d95a No.5498885
>Donald trump
>5 second pause
>Is wrong
>5 second pause
>That we need to
>pause
Anyone have the webm of cruz being told what to say at a rally?
8d6eef No.5498898
>>5498878
Got a cold front here in Florida. Dropped the weather by 40 degrees overnight.
1f2b08 No.5498902
>>5498847
All of Ted's support is evangelicucks.
Trump may lose Utah because of Mormon-cucks
Fuck yourself
87c059 No.5498925
>>5498898
>"Donald Trump…………promotes terrible……….weather………"
231f56 No.5498955
>>5498878
>And why the fuck does he talk like that?
It's an NLP tactic.
He splices what he is saying into mini-sentences so some parts of the sentences are heard more than others.
Let's take a look:
> America weakening NATO
> Donald Trump is wrong
> Abandon our allies
> Donald Trump is wrong
> Hand Putin a major victory
> Hand ISIS a major victory
It's all sneaky subliminal speech tactics. The news is the worst with this.
8d6eef No.5498976
>>5498925
Hell, if Trump caused this, I'll vote for him twice.
Fuck 95 temperature and humidity.
e694fb No.5498977
>>5498761
There's a vid I didn't save of some creepy fucker behind him during a speech who was mouthing what Canadian Ted was saying and flapping his arms in concert with the lying rat.
Creepy as all fuck.
ad7bc3 No.5498981
He puts in the pauses between his lines because he is a shitty preacher.
I've seen plenty of southern preachers do that. It's a shit attempt at injecting emotion into their words and the pause is them having to stop due to emotional overload. Think of a grieving mother giving an interview and there you go.
423122 No.5498985
He took time out of his daughter fingering schedule for this?
db32a1 No.5499031
>>5498561
Ted Cruz you lying piece of shit, what does NATO have to do with immigration policies in Europe?
AGAIN:
Ted Cruz you lying piece of shit, what does NATO have to do with immigration policies in Europe?
It's all about immigration, it has fuck all to do with NATO.
And who sponsored the war in Syria? The US + NATO allies like Turkey.
8d6eef No.5499066
Reminder that Christian-targeting D&C is a learningcode/Rach/SmashthePatriarchy operation. Filter and report.
09f624 No.5499067
I can't hear what he was actually asked. Did the reporter lead him into Trump or is that just where he decided to go with it?
ad7bc3 No.5499094
>>5499066
Accusations of kikes and kebabs lose it's edge?
Go back to your christfag safespace cupcake.
f9f213 No.5499097
>>5498561
cruz confirmed to be retarded
>making the other members of NATO carry their weight for a change is the same as leaving it
>NATO controls member state border policies
>trying to rip the israeli cock out of trump's mouth after his aipac speech so you can suck it harder
59b71b No.5499111
Kike rat faggot thinks there's still a divide in the minds of whites about jews or muslims. He thinks we're stupid.
cec16a No.5499130
you hear about the three utah mormons injured in the attack?
Trump surge when?
09f624 No.5499233
>>5499066
Don't tell us not to call out the fact that christianity's co-option of conservatism is one of the biggest weapons being used against us. The ball gets played where it lies around here. Just because you don't like it doesn't make it D&C, snowflake. You're literally invoking leftist boogeymen as an excuse for trying to assume /pol/ as a safespace for christians.
Look at you calling for other people to turn on filters that don't even affect you, and to file baseless reports, trying to dictate the terms of how we address our opposition. Co-option at it's finest.
3098cd No.5499250
>>5498561
It's a good thing NATO exists so attacks like this don't happen
8d6eef No.5499316
>>5499233
You're bad at this.
7ea69a No.5499375
>>5498902
People don't understand Mormonism and how the unification of the Western hemisphere plays into their goals.
They've grown Mormonism in South America by a lot. They are taught that God's chosen people, the new tribe of Israel, are Caucasians. Mormons also highly encourage having as many children as possible.
Globalism is on their agenda, so Mormons will want nothing to do with Trump. Even if Ted Cruz came out as an alcoholic, drug-dealing pimp, they'd still vote for Trump over Cruz.
Oh, and they have actual prophets of God who tell them who to vote for, so that makes it hard. Their goal is to have a Mormon in the White House.
09f624 No.5499380
>>5499316
>hurr if I just write you off as a shill people will think I'm smart and anyone who argues with me just loses by default (hopefully)
If I'm a shill, then go to church and forgive me, faggot.
75870e No.5499422
>>5499380
Make a gun and shoot yourself, half-dick yid.
3098cd No.5499441
>>5499375
>Oh, and they have actual prophets of God who tell them who to vote for, so that makes it hard.
How do they keep their tax exempt status?
09f624 No.5499459
>>5499375
That makes them sound like literal kikes. Why don't they just vote democrat then?
09f624 No.5499473
>>5499422
You're scaring the children.
1f719e No.5499612
Christian here.
Ted Cruz is a deceiver and possible agent of Satan himself.
Trump wants to bring Order to the world. Cruz is just the Serpent doing its thing, but nothing compared to Fall of Man.
Can you Americans, deserve the man that is Trump? Can you make the effort?
883c2c No.5499629
>>5498860
Brussels happened and distracted us so they can properly rig Utah.
8d6eef No.5499632
>>5499612
It's even worse than that. Look into his version of Christianity. It's Judaism with a Christian user-interface. They don't even recognize the divinity of Christ.
It's not Christian by definition.
dc0904 No.5499648
>>5498561
Keep talking rato. Each words is a shovel of dirt from your own grave.
Look how commenting on the Chicago rallies backfired on him. This will even more.
bff2bc No.5499667
>>5499612
Ted Cruz is the anti-christ, as evidenced by the tenets of Dominionism
6af982 No.5499669
da9b50 No.5499696
>>5499612
Reminder that Mormons are going to vote for El Rato
c41af2 No.5499702
trump wants to get out of nato?
why can't i vote for him!!!?
4cb592 No.5499745
>>5498902
>mormon
>Christian
Reported. Kill yourself.
4cb592 No.5499750
4cb592 No.5499756
>>5499696
Reminder that mormons aren’t Christian.
495ed2 No.5499763
>>5499667
>Ted Cruz is the anti-christ
He wants to be.
The real question is:
>>5499696
Why are mormons voting for a wannabe anti-Christ?
f81252 No.5499782
>>5498561
I think Cruz is physically incapable of not attacking Donald Trump, even if the attack will clearly backfire. Cruz has been led around by Jews too long. The Jew behavior of agitating a predator with a stick that's already chewing on the Jew has rubbed off on Cruz.
dd79b4 No.5499787
>>5498841
>>5498841
>I… do not think THAT… Donald Trump… can be the PRESIDENT … he is a… dangerous MAN
I would love to hear a William Shatner impersonator read some of El Raton's speeches
bf0874 No.5499793
Didnt Trump pretty much call this a few months ago? And all the le enlightened liberals mocked him?
01c38a No.5499807
>>5499584
>2012 + 4
>bringing your masonic persuasion agent on stage
SHIGGY DIGGY
691d90 No.5499818
>>5499793
anybody with half a mind could have predicted it
were just waiting for more of them
tbh im only surprised that i didnt happen sooner
bf0874 No.5499830
>>5499818
THEY ARE NO LONGER LAUGHING
Any Belgians ITT?
db32a1 No.5499865
>>5499632
>It's even worse than that. Look into his version of Christianity.
the thread about Seven Mountains Dominionism: >>5340002
96f62d No.5499904
>>5498761
He's just a faggot. He was a big shot Ivy League debater and took every single line, every phrase, even down to the syllables and cadence in consideration. He and his partner would just stay up all night obsessing over every little detail.
It's why he can not for the life of him speak like a normal human being. Why everything he says sounds dramatic and hammed.
96f62d No.5499968
>>5498878
>archiving theconservativetreehouse
They're not wise to the JQ, but otherwise one of the best damned sites on the internet. They make Breitbart look like HuffPo.
TEDDY TWO-FACE IS AT IT AGAIN
How can this shameless motherfucker steal Trump's positions, even his lines, and then blame him and brazenly lie about him for everything under the sun? How can one man be so duplicitous?
dbff5f No.5499978
Isn't Cruz supposed to be a Tea Partier? Now with this pro-Nato shit? Fuck this rat.
6b4403 No.5500230
8a73ff No.5500805
How have this guys supporters not figured out he's either a puppet or out-right stupid?
Is this guy fucking serious?
It can take days to weeks. Sometimes even months to plan out these attacks. And they all did it because a guy who isn't even a country leader yet said to pull out of NATO?
Then if NATO is helping so much WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE A TERRORIST ATTACK?!
db32a1 No.5502930
Has anyone checked his Facebook to see what the comments are? Last time he blamed Trump he lost many supporters.
And this was just posted on Drudge an hour or two ago:
Cruz pushed for doubling of immigrants, including Muslims, to 1.67M PER YEAR
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/cruz-pushed-for-doubling-of-immigrants-including-muslims-to-1.67m-per-year/article/2586500
" Plans pushed by GOP presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz under the immigration reform debate in 2013 would have jumped the number of immigrants, including those from Muslim nations, by doubling green card caps and boosting temporary worker visas five-fold.
Under the Cruz plan, yearly legal immigration would have gone from 740,000 to 1,675,000.
Well before Donald Trump drew a line on Muslim immigrants following a wave of terror attacks, highlighted by Tuesday's deadly blasts in Belgium, Cruz's suggested changes to the so-called Gang of Eight legislation would have also created a family green card category and lifted the per-country caps on immigrants. "
46ac48 No.5503352
>>5499266
>>5499097
He's already a snake and a rat, can he be a puffin too? he is canadian I suppose
b20fd1 No.5503417
>>5502930
Of course he does, that's what (((They))) want
>More Muslims living in the West
>More Muslims means more terrorist attacks due to alienated first/second-gen Muslims joining ISIS
>More terrorist attacks means the Security State gets more support for even further expansion
Of course the debate is never framed as "Do you want Muslim immigrants and a massive security state, or do you want no Muslim immigrants and a far smaller security state?" - dammit, you're just going to have to suck it up and deal with getting groped at train stations and having your emails read by the NSA and the odd terrorist attack in a major city every few years
88f580 No.5503439
>>5498561
I can't listen to this rat fuck speak anymore.
Those fucking dramatic pauses.
Those oily goddamn lies.
At least I can watch Hillary speak, because theres always the possibility that she could have an aneurysm and die on live television at any moment, but this has no redeeming value whatsoever.
90e06a No.5503512
The Mor-cucks are still going to vote for him because they're zionist cuckolds who preach racemixing.
The biggest "star" of Utah Republican politics is a sheboon who seduced a white guy into breeding with her. they brought a bunch of halfbreeds into this world.
Mor-cucks praise this behavior.
5e7ffc No.5503539
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I cracked up watching this enjoy /pol/
ecf298 No.5503594
>>5498641
>>5498789
>>5498835
Lawyer w/ no personality probably hooked up to careful handlers
90e06a No.5503612
Daily reminder that mor-cucks are cucks. Mitt Romney's family adopted a nigger.
c824fc No.5503615
>>5498641
He dropped out of the NLP course early. Trump graduated.
c824fc No.5503646
>>5499629
>>5498860
Rob Ford died too.
5d18b5 No.5503663
c824fc No.5503674
>>5498955
But as I pointed out he's an amateur.
The Dilbert guy has made you articles on Trump and persuasion.
Ted is using something similar to voice rolling that Elmer Gantry types use.
c824fc No.5503695
>>5498985
>He took time out of his daughter fingering schedule for this?
ecf298 No.5503701
Looks like we've got SJW copy cat reporters claiming Cruz body guard "manhandled" her or something
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/22/emma-dumain-post-and-courier-reporter-says-she-was/
>>5503615
>>5503674
Trump has natural ability that he harnesses. Cruz is all practiced.
c824fc No.5503705
>>5499233
>baseless
SJW detected
a133cd No.5503720
>>5498977
lmao he was probably a sign language goy
ecf298 No.5503737
>>5503720
No, it was Senator Steve King from Iowa.
c824fc No.5503752
>>5499375
The problem with Mormons is they have their own version of taquiia. Was ripped off by them a few times before someone told me. They hate Catholics too.
I'm a friend of Bill W, but that's about all we agree on.
c824fc No.5503761
>>5499612
>Christian here.
>Ted Cruz is a deceiver and possible agent of Satan himself.
THIS.
90e06a No.5503763
>>5503674
Cruz is a wannabe teleelvangelist.
He also reminds me of a pedophile. He has a weird pedo vibe to him.
4e435d No.5503766
>>5498561
How the fuck can he even do this and how can people follow him?
>hand Putin a major victory
HOW?
How is this a victory for Putin?
>we should utterly destroy ISIS
>Trump's proposal to withdraw
He WANTS to destroy ISIS, you fucking Mongoloid!
>muh Israel
I hate this fucking guy.
>left-wing moral relativism
You fucking rat, Trump is more in line with the Old Right than you are.
c824fc No.5503800
>>5499745
>>5498902
>>5499756
Let Christ judge if they are a member.
558208 No.5503835
a133cd No.5503863
>>5503069
>Less than a day after Donald Trump drew enthusiastic applause and standing ovations from the crowd at the annual conference of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, the group’s leadership took to the same stage Tuesday morning to deliver a strong rebuke of his disparaging remarks on the man he hopes to follow into the White House.
>“We say, unequivocally, that we do not countenance ad hominem attacks, and we take great offense to those that are levied against the president of the United States of America from our stage,” AIPAC President Lillian Pinkus said. “While we may have policy differences, we deeply respect the office of the president of the United States and our president, Barack Obama. We are disappointed that so many people applauded a sentiment that we neither agree with nor condone.”
http://archive.is/uxLTE
ecf298 No.5503883
>>5503863
Oh, boy. Even the Jews can be bad goyim. This is great.
84cf2d No.5503884
>>5498561
Jesus Christ. This will lead to more people turning away from El Rato and supporting Trump instead. Just like after he blamed the riot on Trump too.
74fbe8 No.5503898
01cc51 No.5503906
REMEMBER CRUZ STOPPED WANTING TO ACCEPT REFUGEES AFTER PARIS
5cd239 No.5504071
I see that I'm not the only one noticing his George Bush Junior-like speech mannerisms.
d2b090 No.5504140
If you think Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton are completely different candidates, and that they don't work for the same people, you might be a retard.
53b131 No.5504149
>>5498824
/pol/ gets memory holled a lot, just run with it
01cc51 No.5504159
>>5504071
His entire defense team he announced all worked for W
09807c No.5504174
b20fd1 No.5504225
>>5503594
This. He's probably just pausing for dramatic effect
5cd239 No.5504273
>>5504159
He's basically the Bush Dynasty's Auxillary successor?
Great. That means we can fuck them over twice, then.
4c3ad8 No.5504277
cruz with the leftist moral relativism redpill. still a huge pussy but i see you cruz.
4e435d No.5504294
>>5504273
>Great. That means we can fuck them over twice, then.
GAS THE NEOCONS
PALEOCON WAR NOW
>>5504277
Checked.
22ba6d No.5504339
>>5500805
Not to mention the fact this is obviously a retaliation for capturing the guy behind the Paris attacks and has nothing to do with Trump or Nato.
Fucking El Rato.
I don't know who I hate more, him or his braindead supporters who think he's gonna snap his fingers and make abortion illegal and gay marriage disappear overnight
ecf298 No.5504362
>>5504339
Don't forget "abolish the IRS" - "who's gonna collect your VAT tax, Ted?" (Rubio's only good zinger)
3c99fd No.5504639
>>5504294
1488
make america great
DAY OF THE ROPE AWAIT
74fbe8 No.5504665
>>5504639
DAY OFTHE ROPE
DAY OF THE ROPE
5cd239 No.5504799
>>5504639
>>5504665
From Trump's inflection in his speeches about the trials he wants, I could really forsee Rope Day becoming a thing, but not exactly how /pol/ envisions it, though.
A wooden stage just outside of Capitol Hill, adorned with flags you'd see at a political rally, but with nooses strung along it, and the criminals on stage before an anticipating audience of citizens. All on the good day of September 11th.
f5938f No.5504806
>>5504339
I'm pretty sure this is a repeat of the New Year's Eve failed attacks in Brussels (probably planned for another holiday), and then the plans accelerated due to what you said.
f5938f No.5504807
>>5504339
I'm pretty sure this is a repeat of the New Year's Eve failed attacks in Brussels (probably planned for another holiday), and then the plans accelerated due to what you said.
4e435d No.5504808
>>5504799
Dubs confirm this beautiful vision coming into existence.
3c99fd No.5504834
>>5504665
>>5504799
WEW
E
W
Time to go for a run anon, been pissed off since 3/22 skull n bones explosions in Brussels.
HAIL KEK
f5938f No.5504864
3c99fd No.5504902
>>5504864
>just
lol every time I see kike wheels I get the autist from south park kid voice in my head.
BUGSBEEYYYY!!!
5cd239 No.5504919
>>5504808
Who do you thinks gonna pull a Goering, though. Cheney?
4e435d No.5505115
>>5504919
Could be possible.
ca4cc1 No.5505602
>>5504799
*unf*
From those dubs to the ears of the gods anon. May it come to pass as you have foreseen.
7127a7 No.5505680
>>5503539
that was shit
kill yourself
16c6bc No.5505824
El Rato… is getting rekt… on his own fakebook page… for blaming Trump. This… is as greater example… of poetic justice… as one can find.
f5938f No.5505903
>>5505824
I'll ignore your abuse of ellipses.
You should have seen his facebook after he spoke out against Trump in Chicago before they purged the comments.
That was fucking beautiful.
5cd239 No.5505913
>>5505115
Slick Willy's statue getting pulled from below with ropes is another thought that comes to mind. All of those years of progress: undone. It's glorious to even think of.
>>5505602
There needs to be more than dubs for this to come, though. It needs belief.
99ef36 No.5506095
19c0a8 No.5509738
>>5505824
I like your post.
4230f9 No.5509952
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db32a1 No.5511832
>>5505824
Cruzified by his former supporters for the 2nd time in 10 days. Whoa, you're a real genius Ted
2c8cfe No.5511914
>>5498561
What's interesting is that if they made a kids show and only 1% of kids "misunderstood" the show and would go blow-up their school because of it… that show would be taken off the air immediately.
Because if they hadn't watched the show they would not do stupid shit.
d534e7 No.5512755
>>5503863
The vast majority of voting Jews are democrats/liberals. AIPAC sides with both parties because after all, if you do that, you win every election.