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Political Experiments Autismcraft

Map reset and server transfer has been completed

Old IP and New IP both work.

Come simulate politics on autismcraft! This is an experiment to determine what political ideal will result in a group dominating other nations, based on how successful their ideology turns out to be. Players can create a faction and compete against others or go solo and play normally. Normally this game is just placing blocks and autism, but we've modified the server with survival plugins that allow us to configure just about every aspect of the game for the political system.

The server is running Minecraft version 1.8.#, piratefags will have to download a new launcher off the general info pastebin below;

IP: polandcraft.org

Note: New players will be prompted to register, to do so type '/register randompassword randompassword' - this will confirm you into the server, henceforth each time you log in you will type '/login randompassword'.

We are now running an Earth Replica map, complete with accurate GPS coordinates and a converter

This allows you to take the real GPS coordinates of a location on planet earth, and convert them into accurate coordinates within our mine-craft map. More-over, you can now enjoy real places such as Moscow, Berlin, Rome, and America.

GPS to Minecraft Coordinate Conversion

http://letslente.weebly.com/converter.html

General Info / Downloads: http://pastebin.com/gJGquvvu

The Great Wiki: http://polandcraft.wikia.com/

The Texture Pack: https://www.dropbox.com/s/4zbuf85d96jmtli/pol-pack%20%28pretty%29%20v3.2.3.zip?dl\=1

Our Board: http://8ch.net/polandcraft/

Current Gamplay Modifications:

End is disabled.

God-apples are removed.

World Borders are 32,000 by 16,000

Our Advertisement

http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/polandcraft/

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Rust

Shilling this Rust server we've been having a good time on. It's a lot like autismcraft in terms of raiding structures and having groups to maintain bases, except it doesn't play like supreme ass and is much more realistic in terms of what you'd expect in a survival game. The current server is not pirate friendly, but if there is enough interest in the game I'll host a cracked one.

Steam link - http://store.steampowered.com/app/252490/

>The Experimental branch is now the default, and a lot has changed! The game is now more than up to par with the old version, and offers so much more to come back to. There's a lot to look forward to in the upcoming weeks as well, including modular vehicle building so you can construct a war rig, electric systems and wiring, and more structures for large communities like the currently exisitng Oil Rigs, Mining Rigs, etc.

The server is professionally hosted by a pretty good company, to connect search "vgrust" under Modded servers or type "connect rust.tygla.com:28080" in the F1 console.

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CuckWars

Is it me or Solvada and ClearSky are about to start a war?

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Latest comics detailing the lack of virtue in the character of Owen. Surely this will end in his failure.

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cool story clam

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>mfw wars transforms into a Dougmads tier asperg when he doesn't get his way

I legitimately thought adam came back when I saw the threads until I read them.

Get ahold of yourselves, lads. What a mess.

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J U S T A S P L A N N E D

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Jesus Wars contain yourself in one thread

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OWEN IS GAY

Owen is a huge fucking faggot who sucks big sloppy nigger cock and betrays his friends for petty shit. Never trust this fat cuckold to do anything.

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>be canacuck

>be owen

>wake up, skip the shower as you have for the past 3 weeks

>use kiddie steps to waddle up into your mold-encrusted pleather office chair

>log on to Minecraft, since you have nothing else to do while collecting welfare

>see a bucket of water dropped in spawn

>uncurl your dick and begin shaking it to a semi erection

>ban everyone currently on the server name by name

>open up a pack of menthol cigarettes

>"Another successful day as an virtual block master"

>go to sleep listening to Canadian anime

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>I was only nine years old

>I loved lolli so much, I watched all the videos and comics

>I fapped to them every night, wanking to them filling up my Jizz bottles.

>"This is perfectly legal", I say, "I am underage you see"

>Akramer hears me and tells me that if the police catch you again it will be ur funeral.

>He is obviously still buttmad at getting raided by a swat team last week

>I called him ASSKRAMER

>He slaps me and inserts old soap into my asshole

>I am jizzing now, my ass hurts

>I go into my bed and it is wet with semen

>I feel the scent of rotten breast milk moving towards me

>I feel something grab my boipussy

>It's Emeldavi

>I am so happy

>She whispers into my ear, "NSDAP has put up with the snark, the memes, the manipulation, and the treachery of Rome for months now. Acting the smiling, helpful ally all the while. The situation has devolved into an unsustainable false-peace. Rome, your allies no longer believe in you. Your power has waned due to thinking only of yourselves. Now the time has come for Rome to either adapt, survive, and join the rest of the civilized factions, or be reduced to ruin.

You have until Midnight PST on November 8th to reorganize, with Sgt_Chainsaw resigning as Chancellor, replaced by Wolf_Calvary, and Lord_Clam reduced to the rank of member with no significant power or assignments. If you do not comply, you will not survive to see the end of next week.

Signed,

Emeldavi, leader of NSDAP."

>She grabs me with her powerful ogre hands and puts me on my backside

>I'm ready

>She spreads her flabby clitoris and wraps it around my face.

>She takes her stubby 13 year old hand and puts it deep into my boipussy

>My nostrils are being burnt, but I do it for Emeldavi

>I can feel my vagina tearing as the taste of dyke seeps into my mouth

>I swallow every last drop of her fem-spunk

>I want to please my favorite lollie

>She roars a mighty roar as a tidal wave of liquid uranium 235 mixed with milk floods my mouth.

>Akramer walks in

>Emeldavi looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Friends, goys, retards. NSDAP has an announcement to make.

Effective immediately we are instituting a new policy to reeducate this server.

All factions with the exception of our long standing friends are now neutral.

All factions shall be considered “fair game” for raids and pillage.

Until you learn to defend yourselves, build proper bases, and design machines

to actually produce resources; none of you shall be considered worthy of our friendship or

our mercy.

To paraphrase an old sign I once saw.. autism will set you free."

>Emeldavi gets on her rascal and falls through my window

This is perfectly legal

I am underage you see

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Official HC/HRE Civil War Happening Thread

Whatever the fuck you want to call yourselves, you fucked up. Let's all enjoy watching the shitstorm and fireworks go off, lads.

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TEKKIT CLASSIC TEMP SERVER

Tekkit classic while we wait (however long) for the real serb to return tbh

>tekkit is shit

>where is the real server

>your computer is shit

All valid, but for those that want to try something different for a while, this is here.

THE IP: 73.83.11.205

Currently installed plugins:

(Besides the needed plugins for Tekkit Classic)

>worldedit

>Chairs

>Essentials (protect, chat, spawn)

>LagMeter

>GriefPrevention (the golden shovel one)

>Factions

Tell me if you want any changed, removed, added, etc. Any permissions and properties I can change too.

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Inaugural Address

The turmoil of the Holy Confederacy Civil War has ended. With the restoration of peace and order in our lands, we have now adopted an inalienable charter, guaranteeing safety, stability, and liberty for all members within the Confederacy. Furthermore, I, Emperor Ricarius of the Holy Solvadan Empire, have been elected by unanimous decision to serve as Archduke of this Confederacy. It shall be my great duty and responsibility to preserve, protect, and defend this charter from all forces within or beyond the binds of our alliance.

>tl;dr pic related, wew lads I hit the big time now

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Idiotic Moves General

>tfw only first time logging in and you already forget your password

Man Im so damn stupid

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OFFICIAL /pol/ANDCRAFT LAUNCH PARTY

IT'S HABBENING!

General Gameplay Changes

>Combat logging penalties

>/home and /f home timers extended to 10 seconds

>Obsidian now takes 8 explosions to destroy

>Grace period for 4 days

Map

>12.5k x 12.5k, centered on 0,0

>Large biomes

>Nether boundaries will correspond to overworld boundaries

>End will start off disabled, to be possibly enabled when 1.9 hits

Factions

>Max: 12

>Min: -4

>Gain/hour: 4

>Loss/death: 5

Pistons pushing into faction territory will be enabled

Unconnected chunks cannot be claimed

Enemy territory can still be unclaimed in a raid if their power drops, but it will just go to wilderness.

Nether claiming will be disabled

Spawn

>A E S T H E T I C spawn area

>Jews at spawn available for trading (with jewish prices)

>Jews that buy things for emeralds will cycle out periodically, and won't reliably be available

New Features

Gods plugin - Worship your god, gain minor benefits!

>Make altars by placing stone brick (or other specific blocks) with a torch on top, and place a sign on it with the name of the god on it

>Pray to the altar by right clicking the sign

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Whatever happened to that dirty fanfic somebody was writing about Willingham's imprisonment? I want to know what happens next.

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Any of you interested in making /polandcraft/ can into space?

I remember playing the game in alpha and it being quite fun.

The core concept is minecraft in space.

The player or players can make their own space-ships to fight or mine or carry other ships, etc.

People make their own space bases where they do whatever they want like making it into a mining base, making it into a giant carrier for spaceships.

>official website

http://starmade.org/

>official wiki

https://starmadepedia.net/wiki/StarMade_Wiki

I can only answer basic questions as I have not played the game in years, and even when I did that was still in alpha.

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well it appears the admins have left us

the server is dead and has no signs of

returning

we should make a modded server to replace it

http://strawpoll.me/7048576

vote for what mods i should put in

(already added applied energenistics icbm mekanism and flans mod)

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Server Reset Information, Changelog, and New Policies

Starting soon I will be taking over as admin for the server. Things will carry on more or less as usual, and besides me being added as an admin no other new admins will pop up for the time being. On April 2nd the server will reset to a new map and a number of gameplay changes will be introduced. These changes are not set in stone but to begin with we will try them as see how things go.

General Changes

>Plugins

>ClearLagg

The reasoning behind this is fairly simple, yes sometimes you might lose an item or two because of the cleaning. Too bad.

>Holographic Displays

Will be used extremely limited at spawn with none of the performance hitting options used.

>AntiXray

Removed as it does not function for the most part. Underground bases were always visible, hidden chests and vaults were visible. It's a waste of memory to have it.

>Gameplay

Withers disabled.

Nether Stars available from a jew at spawn.

Obsidian Breaker effectiveness reduced.

>aka it takes more blasts to break Obsidian

The map will be randomly generated once again with spawn @ 0.0, the world borders will be set to 5k/-5k.

Due to the reduced map size warps will not exist at the start.

>hopefully this will also lead to more exploration and cooperation between allies to enable transport around the map.

There will be a proper arena in spawn.

>no power loss on death

>teleport pads into the arena will be on a timer so as only the duelists will be fighting

>friendly fire is enabled within the arena so you will no longer have to drop faction in order to fight your friends

The map will continue into 1.9 at a time when I deem the update to be stable with all needed server plugins updated for it.

When the map does update the End will be opened with an admin controlled portal at spawn.

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Press f to pay respects

f

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Official List Of Skype Addresses

Because it might be useful to contact each other outside of the minecraft server (Especially considering there is no real minecraft server right now.)

I thought we could post our Skype addresses in this thread.

I will start:

osamasun911

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but if one thing is sure, it is that /pol/andcraft never truly dies, it only takes breaks and this was no different.

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Serb ded

Well, we had a good run, lads. Shame to see it all go to waste.

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Emeldavi has blocked contact with everyone on skype and has appeared to have lost interest or had personal issues. At the end of the month polandcraft will be no more unless someone wants to pay for it. If you have interest in paying I can relay the message to Milo.

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when the server resets we should do tekkit

anybody else like this idea?

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RIP Singapore

With the lack of any player cities that hadn't been destroyed, I decided to try to fix that by building a new one. I was really existed. We had an assload of villagers, shops about to open and things. I was hoping to make this city greater than Corinth. The city wasn't even done yet, but Calltowar decided to continue the legacy that nothing good may exist. If he's ever taken care of, I suppose I could try to clean up the mess. I don't know.

~27500 ~7900

^ Coords for anyone who cares to have a look at it I guess.

I don't even know why I try.

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Don't do drugs. It fucking sucks.

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REMINDER:

The American Elections are Friday, 12/25

The two candidates are 0sama_bin_laden of the Al-Qaeda party, and Mostafox of the Kebab-Removers Party.

Ballots are due by 5:00 PM EST, and the winner will be announced at that time.

Get out and vote!

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>Take break from server a while back

>Have a skin

>Leave server

>Skin is gone

>Apperantly you need to get an admin to do some shit for you to have your skin

Wat

Name's SnoopCatt420 if that helps

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this thing is fucking rad

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>Be SPQR soldier

>Die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fBt9onoDCQ

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Schoonenborch

With the server having an eminent reset, my plans for a new player city have been cut short. I could never administrate Schoonenborch without active players in a faction to keep it from harm for at least a week, now that the server is reseting, I can't do it either way.

So I decided to just give its coords, any player that wishes to visit it, or build in it, feel free to do so.

x12700 z8550

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>login, set pass

>forget password on next login

>no recovery method

This sucks.

Who do I get in touch with to resolve this?

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RIP AZ9

Pay your respects to the grand memer and now patron saint of all polandcraft commies.

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The server transfer

Who here is comfortable with the server being transferred to a member of SPQR?

Or is it nothing new because the server has always been under corrupt leadership?

I have interesting pieces of information which may change your opinion.

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SPQR is a jew conspiracy group

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The Ender Fortress

I thought I would honor the old Mercs of long ago and kill the dragon…

But the End is unreachable and the fort is a mess.

>Caves generated after Fortress

>Fortress is full of holes

>Fortress has only one portal block

>The End is inaccessible

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Doug Megathread

For all your cringy moments with cuck duck Akramar89/Doug_Modz/Sterilng_Archer/Any other alt that Milo is too lazy to ban.

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Obsidian For Sale

One Diamond Block per stack of obsidian.

Price negotiable depending on quantity purchased.

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Once the server restarts we should use the 0sama estimate of /polandcrafts/ ideal worldsize to simulate /pol/itics.

The population of earth is 7,399,156,989 people.

The area of the earth is 510 million square kilometers or 5.1×108 km2.

The size of one minecraft block compared to the real world is 1m wide and long.

So lets change the scale of the surface area of the earth estimate to be m2 instead of km2.

We now have a minecraft world that is 510000000000000m2 and 510000000000000m2 minecraft blocks squared.

However the number of people on earth is sadly nowhere near the number of people who go on /polandcraft/.

The population density of earth is 510000000000000m2 / 7,399,156,989 or 68,927 m2/ per person.

After asking Milo he told me that at the servers peak we had 75 people playing overall on weeks.

Now we assume the new map achieves more success than this map and has around 100 people playing on it most of the time.

Now using this assumption we can find out the ideal area of the new map by doing 68,927x100= 6,892,700 m2.

Square rooting this number will reveal to us how wide and long the map should be if it was a perfect square.

√6,892,700= 2625.39

So the ideal /polandcraft/ server map should be 2626 x 2626(rounding up).

Enjoy /pol/

(Pic not related)

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So, what's your excuse for not putting the juden to work in your fields?

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Madmins reset password pls

>Some one logs into my account and jacks my shit, destroys my buildings

>Fuck. Better change my password to something more secure, I suppose.

>"/changepassword Isuckbenis toteslegitnewpass12345"

>"password changed"

>k cool

>logout

>Come back later

>try to login

>"wrong password"

>u wot m8

>consult screenshot, written copy of toteslegitnewpassword, check for spelling errors

>it matches perfectly

>"wrong password"

Well, looks like I'm going to be locked out until a madmin comes back from the dead and resets my shit.

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Plugins

Is there anywhere I can see a list of the plugins on current server?

Also, any word on if it's going to reset before 1.9?

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The buttmad is real.

Did he seriously just death threat me, Lordkraft needs some mental help.

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Fucking milo

RESTART THE FUCKING SERVER THE LAG IS SURREAL

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Conspiracy thread

Anyone else ever notice that Sgt and Dougmads where never online at the same time?

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Nobody gives a fuck

After years of memeing, and shitposting, today christmas, after attacking and memeing two +10 man faction, marks the day when milo finally ascended me into godhood, I have become the god of shitposting, autism and memeing

If you want to meme a somebody, a fac (or their autistic creations) succesfully, remember to pray to me and the oasis

Accept me as god, and accept doug as your saviour

Pic related, the ascension to godhood

:ˆ)

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MILO YOU FUCKING HOE

Restart the damn serb already this lag is fucking killing me.

Srsly this motherfucker had to have been running for weeks for that kind of lag.

Pic unrelated

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Mat

is the server now alive since the last time i visited?

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So The server is now just a Wasteland and barely anybody plays on it?

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meme thread tbh

literally dankest oc on here made 5 minutes ago

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Political map of Earth/pol/

Step 1: Download this image.

Step 2: Open up paint.

Step 3: Select a unique color.

Step 4: Paintbucket the area your faction has dominion over relative to /pol/craft Earth.

Step 5: Post.

Let's get a political map of /pol/andcraft going.

>inb4 muh datamining

Quit being a paranoid faggot. It's an earth map, everyone already knows where you live.

>but… muh coords!

If it makes you feel any better, I led by example.

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>be legopikachu

>die

video: https://streamable.com/2s2r

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THE FIRST RACE WAR HAS BEEN WON

THE HISPANIC PLAGUE HAS BEEN CURED!!!

Rejoice! Japan belongs to the japaneese once again.

Due to the heroic actions of HJS forces consisting of Osama_Bin_Laden and Bc_Bob_Cuck, the rapidly expanding Hispa faction that threatened to overrun our gracious server with beaners has bean defeated.

After Osama discovered the base in southern Japan. He called on Bob to help him raid the base.

In 5 minutes the only player online (Who happened to be 13) at the time was already running away. Soon his spic counterpart logged on aswell only to be rapidly killed.

Soon Bob and Osama routed the two beaners and killed them allot of times.

In the end the kill;death ratio was 9;0 in favour of HJS.

Osama then heroically torched and poured lava on the Taco Tower of Terror, practically making it unusable.

Osama and Bob also bravely redistributed the evil Mexican items (probably bought with drug money) in the HJS vault.

On this day the latinos received a grim reminder that their days on this server are over.

t. 0sama_Bin_Laden

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SAFE AT LAST FROM ADAM KRAMER

SAFE AT LAST FROM ADAM KRAMER

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Fuchs here. I got banned, but I don't recall breaking any rules. Any mod mind explaining this?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE BREAKING NEWS

COCKSUCKING FAGGOT EBOLASACOLYTE GOT BUTTHURT AND GRIEFED ALL OF WALES

WALES IS NO MORE, MATIES

LEADERSHIP IS CONSIDERING LEAVING TO FRANCE

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latvia can into neumark

LONG LIVE LATVIA

LATVIA NEVER FALL

LATVIA BEST FACTION IN WORL

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The USA is the Titanic.

And it just hit the iceberg.

Get off before it is too late.

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me irl

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Autism Structures

Post your autism here

>pic related, a challenger to autism cubes approaches

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THE GREAT NORMNAN BOWOLIGN ALLEY IS ALMOST COMPELTYE

IT WILL STRETH FROM NORMANDY TO SOUTH ASFRICA

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Many people build crosses at the end of their pilgrimage to the holy land. Come today!

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Daily reminder that EbolasAcolyte is a traitorous little cunt

>got into a spat with his faction, Wales

>quoth Ebola himself, "they nigged me and insulted my waifu, Ebola-chan."

>he gets kicked

>Ebola begs to be let back into wales, and Ben_Garrison feels forgiving and lets him back in

>Ebola proceeds to wait until the others are offline

>"they insulted my waifu…"

>"BETTER BURN DOWN THEIR CITY."

>Wales is now fucked

>Ebola acts like a smug little cunt about destroying Wales

>is completely unapologetic about it to this day

>Cascadia is outraged, hunts him down, murders him, recovers some lost Welsh stuff (which were safely returned to Ben)

>They offer to leave Ebola alone in exchange for a beheading, Ebola refuses

>Cascadia brands him a terrorist and enemy of the state

Then when USA is formed, the little cunt slinks over and begins mooching off of them.

>seems to be the picture of reformation; he's helping out with the city, being generally amiable

>Cascadia remembers Ebola's niggertry and warns Willingham about it

>the SPQR raiding incident of 12/26/15 happens

>Ebola is called out for being involved and is kicked

>he whines about it, Willingham lets him in and temporarily demotes him

>he shittalks Cascadia for influencing this decision

>"If I were in your faction, I would destroy you."

>"ok, come on in :–DDD"

>pic related #2 occurs

>tl;dr Cascadia tricks him into leaving his own faction

>Ebola spergs out and begs to be let back into USA

>literally "IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO"

>this was enough to make Willingham appreciate Ebola's autism, and he refuses to re-invite

>Ebola goes into conniptions and begins massively shilling to be let back in

>it doesn't take a genius to understand that Ebola wants to pull a Wales on USA

>he makes it back to Boston and murders an unarmed builder from Cascadia, Willingham completely renounces him because of this

>"But he was mean to me ;^("

>"You were trying to nig my ally, you can't be trusted."

>Ebola begins making cryptic threats right out of an episode of one of his chinese cartoons

>eventually is bullied into logging off

Do not trust EbolasAcolyte

He will try to join one of your factions as a refugee. Do not trust him. He is known for holding grudges, and if you offend him in just the wrong way he will destroy everything you own and won't bat an eyelash over it. If you punish him for being an autist, he will beg for forgiveness until you concede and re-accept him, and when you aren't looking he'll stab you in the back. And when you accuse him of being a traitorous, honorless little coward weaboo cunt, he'll whine about how people are being mean to him, how it was "just a prank" and how he deserves second chances. Despite this, he will continue to be completely unapologetic about burning down cities and destroying factions over petty banter. He has a victim complex out the ass and has legitimate mental deficiencies. Don't give him second chances. Don't give him first chances. Don't trust him with anything, even if he seems to be reformed. Sooner or later his autism will take over and he will nig you.

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B T F O

This just in, LordTony killed!

Crime scene results show he was carrying a diamond sword, yet a man with a stone pick was able to kill him!

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Don't worry lads, hang in there! Adren's NSDAP was defeated by a coalition of tiny facs even after many failures. So we just have to not give up hope. Pics of how desperate SPQR has become.

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United Faction Coalition attempts raid on SPQR to resounding failure

This just in!

On December 26, 2015, a faction coalition of USA, Latvia, STALKER and HDKK attempted an attack on SPQR. The diamond-clad warriors surrounded the water-veiled autism tower and began an assault of cobble monstering and TNT cannoning - even bringing out a wither at one point. Despite this, to no one's surprise, their raid was a catastrophic failure.

As detailed in this live social media feed from one of /pol/andcraft News Network's affiliates, the coalition raid was a sloppy clusterfuck of autism, gaining nothing but the enmity of SPQR at the cost of several deaths, a plethora of high-tier gear and a massive loss of power.

Experts agree that this event further proves that, unlike fire, you cannot fight autism with autism.

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Polpack v2.0 or so

It's ya boi nignog back at it again. I'm preparing to create the official polandcraft resource pack again. This time I need *YOU*!

I need suggestions on:

>new textures (duh)

>edits on mob textures and soundbytes

>new music

>paintings

>improvements

Whatever the fuck your dumb nigger asses

Here is a link to suggest whatever the fuck you want:

>https://www.suggestionox.com/r/polpack

R: 9 / I: 4 / P: 5

Ham fanfic thread

Sir Willingham woke up naked and tied spread eagle on a bed. Blindfolded and ballgaged, he could do nothing more than pull at the leather straps holding him in place. He smelled rosey cologne that seemed to be getting stronger and stronger as footsteps came closer. He practically jumped out of his skin when a warm hand rested on his chest.

"Shh, take it easy, boy. I won't hurt you."

He struggled even harder, and another hand stroked his silky blond hair.

"Relax, you're safe here. Don't hurt yourself trying to resist. I'm going to take good care of you."

He calmed down a little and felt the hands move towards the lock of his gag. A second later and the wet gag was removed.

"SOMEONE HELP M-"

The gag was back in his mouth.

"Now little one, I don't want to have to gag you, but if I can't trust you to be good and keep quiet I will."

Willingham nervously nodded and the gag was removed again.

"W-who are you? W-what are you g-going to d-do to me?"

"Hehe, my name isn't important. What is important is that you're here and in my hands. I have many reasons for catching you, my little prey, but it doesn't matter to you. What matters is that you accept that you're not in control for now. Over our time together I will teach you to cope with your own helplessness. And as to what I'm going to do first…"

Willingham heard an electric can opener running and smelled something fishy. His suspicion was confirmed when he felt the anchovy on his lips.

"First, I have to feed my little one. Don't be shy, eat up!"

Willingham hesitated too long for his captor's patience and heard a deep sigh. He heard him leave the room, then heard a dull sound like a blender running, then heard him return by his bedside.

"Your first lesson shall be that what I want is what happens to you, and what I want will happen to you despite non-cooperation."

A different gag, shaped like a ring that left his mouth open and accessible, was forced into him, and his captor pushed his head down on the pillow and held him in place.

"If you don't want to eat I will have to make you. Now, say 'aahh'."

A chunky fish puree was poured into his open mouth, but was stopped when Ham gagged on it. He swallowed, and after he sucked in a breath more was poured in. This continued till finally he had finished his lunch. His captor wiped away his tears and drool with a cloth and stroked his hair.

"There, do you see what happens when you resist? I want you to be happy, but only you can make that happen. Submission is going to be your best option here, little one. The day is still young, but I think you need time to think over this. Rest easy, little one."

The ring gag was replaced by the ballgag, and Ham heard a lightswitch being flicked and a door shut and locked. He cried till he was tired of crying, and fell asleep.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5

Will's Brutality

Why is Will kicking out his own men and allowing them to be killed?

Is this the end of the USA?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 5

PQRS Raid

Why did it fail, /pol/?

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 5

meme

meme

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 6

Lego demanded this

>The wind was blowing, the fire was rising

>Around the USA, people where running and dying

>Doug came to the server, about that there's no doubt

>He wanted the leader of the America faction >>>/out/

>While members and allies where trying to survive

>The leader however, never arrived

>But Doug had no worries, because he coulnd't die!

>Yet the server still kicked him, for trying to fly

>But he was not mad, he still had 2 friends

>And both of them where here, until the caos came to an end

>Doug was banned, yet he tried to avoid the kick

>And my boy, he did. He was strong like a brick!

>And when he came back, the leader he found

>And just like that, they simply vanished in the battleground

>When Lego killed Doug, the leader returned

>He was no longer the same, into something he was turned

>Many people claim to know what happened to SirWillgham

>This version shows how Doug turned a man…into a woman

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 6

rip

rip Wales

killed by an ebola outbreak

R: 13 / I: 18 / P: 6

SQPR member "Ivecoveredwars" has cobble-monstered Corinth, turning it into a true shithole. This has to stop.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 6

PlasmWraith threatens to blow up Corinth!

PlasmWraith is planning an act of terrorism on Corinth! Pic related!

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 6

Earth Map

Hey, everybody. I think we need to talk about the current map.

Using an earth map was a good idea, but this particular map needs to be replaced.

I think it's too ugly. What do you think?

R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 6

SPQR taking the low road as per usual

SPQR are supplying adam kramer with arms and munitions. Once again, they prove themselves to be lame Roma.

R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 6

SPQR currently planning attack on Corinth.

all allies and facs in Corinth are wanted to help defend.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE USBF ADMINISTRATUM

The passing of adam nicholas kramer

Possible cure for autism

On the 18th of December, 2015, mr.kramer passed away due a fatal relapse of autism, as well as the discovery of the "/ignore" command. After a brief funeral / memorial service was held in front of Kraft Tower in the City of Corinth, we had everyone /ignoring him. We where successfull in meming mr.kramer out of realspace, and into the immaterium where he took the form of a ghost as his memes continue to grow weaker. An eternal Kill On Sight order was issued in his memory, and should serve well to combat his lingering hauntings and memetic apparitions from beyond the grave.

Beyond his gravesite at Kraft Tower, and his eternal KOS order, we will be attempting to further weaken his lingering spirit by trying to meme him out of existence, erasing all records and references to his name. As we continue to starve him of attention, belief and other sources of power he needs to sustain his memes, they will grow weaker until he simply ceases to exist. If you wish to, you can do your part by running the following command ingame:

==/ignore Akramer89== (The same also applies to any of his known alts)

R: 9 / I: 5 / P: 6

So the plan was for me Akramer89/Dougmads to blow up some shitty unclaimed tower in Corinth i refused 5 tnt was given to me by 0sama he was very forward bout it for some reason and my intuition was correct.

The tnt was supplied by Sirwillingham him knowing how much and from who i got it by admittance of knowing of said plan him calling it entrapment of a terrorist 0sama thinking he could jew me and take a place on the council for corinth.

Both 0sama and SIrwillingham should be recognized as terrorists to the state of Corinth.

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 6

CORINTH UNDER ATTACK

MARTIAL LAW DECLARED

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6

Its lagging like hell, everyone eperiences this since 2-3 days. Someone spamming chickens? Because its getting fuggin insane

R: 13 / I: 2 / P: 6

Its obvious USBF believes they are above the no niggering law in corinth and they can control the city them attacking civilians unprovoked.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6

THE BLACK SUN RISES

R: 15 / I: 4 / P: 6

Venice has proven to be a faction of blind justice and favoritism taking bribes from there irrelevant commie allies to turn the other cheek from there crimes, For this they have choosen destruction over democracy and this is why Venice will be destroyed and Corinth will burn to the ground.

Death to Venice

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 7

USBF redstone traderoom now open!

We are pleased to announce the opening of a new redstone traderoom at Kraft Tower in Corinth. It is free for general use by the public.

The purpose of this trade room is to help facilitate trade between individuals who may be unsure about eachother's legitimacy in an attempt to stimulate Corinth's growing economy.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 7

Lordkraft truly a master of edgy.

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 7

>tfw doug

>be doug

>have incurable autism and asbergers

>can't spell for shit, probably because he never finished high school

>no friends or social life whatsoever

>spends free time on a low-traffic minecraft server run by neo-nazis

>been a regular here for five years

>wants to be respected by peers playing autism blocks

>acts like a smug, cynical asshole so people will notice him

>instead everyone thinks he's an incurable autist

>been banned countless times in the past five years because no one can stand him

>keeps coming back under alts to play minecraft with neo-nazis

>slowly comes to regard himself as an expert in the politics of digital legos

>everyone still hates him, tries to gain respect by making Ron Paul-like happening predictions

>no one ever listens

>everyone still thinks he's an incurable autist

>he expects people to heed the incoherent nonsense of an incurable autist

>comes to think their hatred is just validation of his beliefs

>slowly becomes a bitter and paranoid person

>now

>consumed by bitterness and paranoia

>has multiple autistic spergouts on a daily basis

>becomes driven to attack factions due to his schizophrenic episodes

>continues to forecast happenings to make people respect how well-endowed he is in minecraft politics

>only to make the happenings come true by starting them himself

>all so he can find validation on a low-traffic minecraft server run by neo-nazis

>tfw doug

Remember friends, Doug deserves our sympathy, not our enmity.

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQtsVSP0b70

Consider this attack the first salvo Venice you're desire to police and warmonger will not be tolerated

You hide behind lies of peace and buildfagging when your true motive is power and control.

Death To Venice,

R: 2 / I: 2 / P: 7

>be venice

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

venice are a bunch of assr autists. there losers who have a shit city and need to kill themselves

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

kraft is an irrelevant alcoholic with no job

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 7

Legoland is now Venice and have attacked a simple one man faction newleazas taking blowing a hole in the side of the bakery and seizing the building.

This agression cannot stand legopikachu SirWillingham and Whl need to be stopped immediately.

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 7

>mfw SPQR is just a shadow of its former self

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 7

Exposed Lego for his true motives while on an alt.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 7

Whl needs mental help.

This kid literally has a throbbing hate erection for me.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 7

dank shitposting

Emeldavi has regained much of her former strength. She cannot yet take physical form, but her spirit has lost none of its potency. Concealed within her fortress, the Architect of Cascadia sees all — her gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and flesh. You know of what I speak, Newfags — a great Eye… lidless… wreathed in flame.

She is gathering all autism to her. Very soon she will summon an army great enough to launch an assault upon Autismcraft.

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 7

Pls remove hudsons admin

I have witnesses

R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 7

Dougmods the autistic nigger

Why hasn't milo banned doug already?

He just constantly comes up with bullshit conspiracy theories that ASSR is back, whlightning is a brony, sp00n is stealing passwords, fuchs is an ASSR alt, Levi is gommie_69, sp00n takes handouts from spqr, and that sirwillingham is an ASSR spy.

Milo needs to do something about this autistic asswipe, range ip ban or proxxy ban him somehow.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

shekel clicker - oy vey

DO YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE HARDSHIPS OF BEING THE CHOSEN PEOPLE GOYIM?

http://subvert.pw/s/

OY VEY TRULY ANUDDUH SHOAH!

this game has been endorsed by Ben "The ten ton terror of tel-aviv" Garrison

bonus: hot spqr bants

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 8

On a scale of 1 to 10 how dead is the server?

R: 6 / I: 2 / P: 8

PLEASE PAY IN POTATO

daily reminder latvia need shekels to rebuild berlin

leviathan is a cuck faggot who kills afkers

R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 8

is anyone still alive

R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 8

Dont go on erichs hartmanns AKA Spoon.exes server hes using it to session id steal peoples accounts he gave my session id to levi and he niggered me.

Picture is ricuius talkin bout hackin spqr accounts.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8

i think assr is trying to come back.

Levi is Gommie

Sirwillingham is a spy for assr and leftypol see thread below for proof.

Whl is obvioulsy a leftypol supporter and brony/horse fucker

Fuchs is a assr alt.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 8

Hugh confirmed it

Clammy milo and a few others where withness

WHL aka JAMAL is a brony.

R: 2 / I: 2 / P: 8

Will being autistic.

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 8

http://strawpoll.me/6065871

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 8

Shouldn't there be a map reset?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 8

servers dead again

Why?

SPQR thorwin around the e dicks and causing no one to want to bother and try and make a faction SPQR becoming the one percent and wont allow a middle class and other factions to thrive with out throwing there warmongering autism fits.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 8

Is the server dead for good now? just seems too empty, Berlin is griefed as fuck, seems like only SPQR are alive and even they are loosing power.

Also fuck this lag, doesn't seem much point in playing on it anymore.

R: 9 / I: 2 / P: 8

I think I may have found the source of the lag.

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 8

Server is laggy this afternoon

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 8

¿¿is ebola ded?????

R: 19 / I: 12 / P: 8

Rib nsdap no one will miss jew

R: 29 / I: 11 / P: 9

Dougmods general

ITT: We celebrate the life and times of adam kramer AKA our friend dougmods here. Post your dougmods moments here for all to enjoy.

The faggot himself

He sure loves dudes

https://archive.is/AiCyR

>daily reminder

http://pastebin.com/SkaRTexE

Adam Nicholas Kramer

(717) 379-9443

https://www.facebook.com/adam.kramer.5494/about

skype: akramer1989

Primary

https://cryptobin.org/a441y155

Pass: qyQ)L,nW9FX@0Q1S61qNhH,l52MBQ1

Duckmads

Adam Nicholas Kramer

https://archive.today/FcIDX

https://www.facebook.com/adam.kramer.5494?ref=br_rs

Ip: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/71.253.73.242

2. http://who.is/whois-ip/ip-address/71.253.73.242

Geolocation data from IP2Location (Product: DB4 updated on 11/30/2014)

3. Phone (possible): (717) 379-9443

IP Address Country Region City ISP

71.253.73.242 United States Pennsylvania Pittsburgh Verizon Online Llc

Google Map for PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA, UNITED STATES (New window)

Geolocation data from IPligence (Product: Max updated on 11/30/2014)

IP Address Country Region City ISP

71.253.73.242 United States Pennsylvania Vandergrift Verizon Online Llc

Continent Latitude Longitude Time Zone

North America 40.6397 -79.5445 EST

Google Map for VANDERGRIFT, PENNSYLVANIA, UNITED STATES (New window)

Geolocation data from IP Address Labs (Product: Pro On-demand API)

IP Address Country Region City ISP

71.253.73.242 United States Pennsylvania Apollo Verizon Internet Services

Continent Latitude Longitude Organization

North America 40.5405 -79.5862 Verizon Internet Services

Google Map for VANDERGRIFT, PENNSYLVANIA, UNITED STATES (New window)

Geolocation data from DB-IP (Product: Full updated on 12/1/2014)

IP Address Country Region City ISP

71.253.73.242 US Pennsylvania Pittsburgh Verizon Online Llc

Time Zone Latitude Longitude Organization

America/new_york 40.4406 -79.9959 Verizon Online LLC

Google Map for Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US (New window)

Geolocation data from ipinfo.io (On-demand API)

IP Address Country Region City Postal Code

71.253.73.242 US Pennsylvania Vandergrift 15690

Organization Hostname Carrier

AS701 MCI Communications Services, Inc. d/b/a Verizon Business pool-71-253-73-242.pitbpa.east.verizon.net None

Geolocation data from MaxMind (Product: GeoLiteCity updated on 12/2/2014)

IP Address Country Region City Postal Code Area Code

71.253.73.242 United States PA Vandergrift 15690 724

Google Map for Vandergrift, PA, USA (New window)

Registry Information for 71.253.73.242

Country: United States us flag

State/Region: Pennsylvania

City: Apollo

Latitude: 40.5405 (40° 32′ 25.80″ N)

Longitude: -79.5862 (79° 35′ 10.32″ W)

Area Code: 724

Postal Code: 15613

IP address : 71.253.73.242

Country : US

State/Province : Pennsylvania

City : Pittsburgh

Zip or postal code : 15122

Latitude : 40.44062

Longitude : -79.99589

Weather : View Weather

Timezone : -05:00

Local time : January 3 02:40:10

Hostname : pool-71-253-73-242.pitbpa.east.verizon.net

IP Address City Country Flag DMA Code

71.253.73.242 Check 71.253.73.242 at Senderbase.org Check 71.253.73.242 at Reputationauthority.org Apollo Apollo in Wikipedia United States 508

Provider State (Code) Latitude Area Code

Verizon Internet Services Search Verizon Internet Services at Google Pennsylvania (PA) Pennsylvania in Wikipedia 40.5405 724

Hostname Country Longitude Postal Code

pool-71-253-73-242.pitbpa.east.verizon.net Check pool-71-253-73-242.pitbpa.east.verizon.net at Senderbase.org Check pool-71-253-73-242.pitbpa.east.verizon.net at Reputationauthority.org United States United States in Wikipedia -79.5862 15613

Timezone Continent TLD GMT Offset

America/New_York Timezones in Wikipedia America Continents in Wikipedia US Top Level Domains in Wikipedia

R: 15 / I: 2 / P: 9

NSDAP has put up with the snark, the memes, the manipulation, and the treachery of Rome for months now. Acting the smiling, helpful ally all the while. The situation has devolved into an unsustainable false-peace. Rome, your allies no longer believe in you. Your power has waned due to thinking only of yourselves. Now the time has come for Rome to either adapt, survive, and join the rest of the civilized factions, or be reduced to ruin.

You have until Midnight PST on November 8th to reorganize, with Sgt_Chainsaw resigning as Chancellor, replaced by Wolf_Calvary, and Lord_Clam reduced to the rank of member with no significant power or assignments. If you do not comply, you will not survive to see the end of next week.

Signed,

Emeldavi, leader of NSDAP.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

I love all the retarded vile shit these autists spew out.

there like fat autistic 8th graders.

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 9

NSDAP You're precious Reichstag's is in ruins

Your bond with spqr has broken and now you have no hand to feed you disband or be destroyed.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 9

JUST

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

Thanks for the tnt to bad it didnt matter Milo is now rage banning anyone who goes against spqr it seems.

R: 20 / I: 15 / P: 9

hey there, ilusha_gorb here. Just came to say that that the city that some people call "corinth" or others "Rogueport" is my ownership and im willing to fight and die for it, also i cant come up with a good name so I made this poll http://strawpoll.me/5923411 and everyone is free to vote becouse im a better ruler than the other ones, also whlighting is a shitter and I dont like him as a person

VOTE ON POLL

http://strawpoll.me/5923411

http://strawpoll.me/5923411

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 9

GIB NEW MAP

NEW MAP PLS

SERB IS BECOMING STALE, SPQR AND Dougmads IS THE ONLY RELEVANT THING

MAKE A NEW MAP

MAKE THIS SERVER GREAT AGAIN

R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 9

HEY FAGGOTS

HEY

FIX YOUR FUCKING SERVER SO I CAN GET ON WHEN I AM DRUNK AT MIDNIGHT

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

What is this even, the mob count is off the rails.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 9

how can i get girls in minecraft?

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 9

Atlatl~~

R: 15 / I: 1 / P: 9

tfw dying server

>server at 0 people

I-is it over lads? Will we ever get back the numbers we've lost, or is it just downhill from here?

R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 9

Who is the worst autist who currently plays?

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 9

> Milo Bans Dougmods on sight now

This kid needs psychiatric help and learn to work in the real world and out his false one shits pathetic.

Yes i am dougmods and i think its great i can make these autists go into rage fits on cue just by seeing me on the server its great to see how autistic these kids are and i enjoy fucking with them profusely.

Milo You cant really stop me you can ban vpn ips but i just have to refresh that shit and i get back in you need to get help mate.

Dougmods Is here to stay like it or not so go ahead and do ure REEEEE ITS DOUGMODS shit its not gonna help your austistic asses.

Doug is love.

Doug is life.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 10

Is there something wrong with the server? I registered yesterday and now it's telling me my password is wrong? What's the deal man

R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 10

Reminder to not trust the bull moose dyke Emeldavi, and Milo and NSDAP are cucks who want to make an online girl accept them to numb their virgin rage.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 10

is the serb down for any of you fags?

R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 10

Is dougmods the greatest person on the server?

http://strawpoll.me/5900051

R: 19 / I: 0 / P: 10

what

I dont hack you fucking mongoloid admin

what the actual fuck am i banned for

is there any mother fucking proof i used any hacks at all or are you too retarded to know what a hacker looks like

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoq6aRCFGW4

Just a reminder

Dougmods is the final solution.

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 10

Emel is a fat retarded cunt who has to play on polcraft cause its the only place she can seek attention from ugly disfigured autists cause her dad molested her.

She really should kill herself.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 10

Tomb of St. blob00

Rip blob00, we will never forget you

R: 6 / I: 2 / P: 10

> Nearly kill az9

> he logs off crys to Milo

> milo comes on gos apeshit crazy and crymes.

This server is shit not even hugh crymed as much as this autistic kike milo.

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 10

SPqr sirwillingham and Anne frank challenged me to a game of mount and blade napo combat and tryed every dirty trick in the book and still lost.

Proof these autistic shitbags need to stay in there hugbox autism haven

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 10

Homework Hell

There's no chance I can return any time soon, without being caught. I've been playing under the pretense of doing homework… but I've been caught once, and can't return to PolAndCraft. When my parents googled Polandcraft they found this image board… XD it's not the best way to find out about Polandcraft I've got to say.

You can kick me/ban me whatever Hudson/Miloxydian, I'm not coming back.

Sincerely,

- [USBF] GrandProxy - WingsOfHermes

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

This

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 10

I am tripping some serious fucking balls

This is what happens when shrooms plus booze at the same time lol

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 10

Really this dude has nothing better to do with his life or some shit?

Sgt_Chainsaw Kill yourself my man.

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 10

Ideas

So a couple of ideas have fallen into people's heads this week. We all know minecraft itself is getting pretty boring, as is the server and it may be time for something new. Previously Hudson and some of us were very into rust, but rust is still in a similar vein.

Additionally, part of the reason the old polandcraft servers did well was because there was a community skype for them and that made things alot of fun. But skype was never really practical.

What I would like to consider doing is the following:

1.

We have a polandcraft Mumble now thanks to milo. We are going to get some channels added to it so that people can use it to play games besides just minecraft and have places to go on it for that.

We may in future do a TeamSpeak 3 server in place of this but for now we are gonna try and improve the existing mumble because it's paid for.

2. GMOD

Credit to uristmcronin for this idea but here is the deal. So most of the multiplayer Gary's Mod servers are shit because they all and I do mean ALL got taken over by sjws over the last few years and reddit cucks.

If someone was to make say, a politically incorrect gmod server with very few rules, it could be enormously popular. For those who don't know about gmod read the wikis about it, its basically a sandbox for valve's source engine, and you can make all sorts of neat modes of gameplay like zombie survival apocalypse ect within the sandbox for your server.

So this would be the second larger idea, is that maybe instead of a newer larger server when blade returns after december, we take our resources and use them for a politically incorrect Gmod server.

I would like to see what people think about these ideas so this will be stickied for some time.

Hudson: please check steam.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

really chainsaw your that much of a fuckin loser?

Kill yourself my man

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 11

Newfriend here. I want to join a legit faction that's not a one-man irrelevant landless shithole.

It'd be pretty cool if there was a legit /christian/ faction too.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

wew

R: 21 / I: 7 / P: 11

i like this

R: 7 / I: 3 / P: 11

if there's anything I learned in ASSR it's that exponential growth is never sustainable

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

rip leftcucks

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 11

CUCK DUCK IS BACK

Notorious fuckboy Nigger has vowed to return to the server to unleash his autism on the playerbase. While Nigger is harmless, he is very annoying and it is advised that you do not approach him or reply to his approaches.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

niggers

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 11

Leaving the server.

All my stuff is up for grabs.

x:7000

z: 12500

just never let it fall to kebab

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 11

Polandcraft music discs

Mellohi disc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKsf6OQ5cPQ

R: 12 / I: 16 / P: 11

Zmys' House

My house

R: 4 / I: 4 / P: 11

#servergoals

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 11

Berlin resident Onderzeeboot32 shows others how to use the newly made designated shitting streets. Clean and green is Berlin's new motto! No more wasteful use of water!

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 11

DOUGMODS IS BACK

ALREADY JOINED UP WITH AVARS THEN TRIED TO BETRAY THEM

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 11

The final solution.

http://poal.me/mxqp7v

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12

Kay here is everything I had written down. Not sure how useful it will be.

Skele grinder 1:

x28,500

y33

z3126

grinde2:

x9532

z11922

"Placeholdername"

x8847

z5502

"SolarEmpire"

x7843

z5104

"RAS"

x9807

z7335

"anime"

x28833

z4891

Fortress:

Nether:

x2215

z978

"CUCKS"

x17301

z3933

"zaghawa"

x18063

z7420

"USBF"

x

z

"slavia"

x

18417

z3239

"fyedukist"

x15583

z2506

"Blacksun":

x17792

z1003

nether glitch

x13,391

y79

z4549

Ideal mob spawns

x7432

z3258

2.

x7496

z3292

knights templar

x26102

z8801

"binladen"

x20020

z6430

"USA"

x20370

z15128

"clearsky"

x27921

z3940

Tell hudson he can PM for the keys to the board. But he already has an admin account so it should be fine.

bai

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 12

New Strawpoll

Should CUCKS be treated like trash yes or no?

https://strawpoll.me/5686152

R: 21 / I: 2 / P: 12

NSDAP has begun to exhibit its notorious behavior of cowardly, surprise attacks upon small factions attempting to gain traction. They've started early, leaving Europe and neglecting their duties to build the Reich in order to terrorize developing nations for little cause or gain.

Such degenerate, unwarranted acts are now happening consistently after only 2 weeks of the new map, and can only take place due to their primitive herds of recruits having nothing else better to do.

This barbaric faction ought to be opposed, so let this be a warning to those who would like to develop their nations without the threat of excessive, apolitical violence hindering their progress. NSDAP will wreak havoc without discrimination as they have declared on this board, and without retaliation, will aggress all but its opposing giant, SPQR, through their usual, shameful surprise tactics.

So choose now, before you are killed and your land claimed, whether you will take this warning as a call to arms or remain docile and wait to be damaged by NSDAP's premeditated strikes.

Fighting back is the only option before being overrun, don't let NSDAP write history in their favor.

R: 4 / I: 5 / P: 12

Autism

Why so butthurt about creeper?

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 12

Admins #rekt by Byzantium

Someone made a very simple, yet perilous miscalculation.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12

Polandcraft Wiki

http://polandcraft.wikia.com/wiki/History_of_Polandcraft

Anybody want to start a new page of History starting with this new server? The history page is incredibly long and very outdated (and very grammatically incorrect) and it would be nice to have an organized record of shit going on.

R: 15 / I: 1 / P: 12

Friends, goys, retards. NSDAP has an announcement to make.

Effective immediately we are instituting a new policy to reeducate this server.

All factions with the exception of our long standing friends are now neutral.

All factions shall be considered “fair game” for raids and pillage.

Until you learn to defend yourselves, build proper bases, and design machines

to actually produce resources; none of you shall be considered worthy of our friendship or

our mercy.

To paraphrase an old sign I once saw.. autism will set you free.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12

>UK Brendan Fraser

>tries to be reasonable

>focus is on the plot, less on the drama

>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things

>US Brendan Fraser

>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating ex-wives like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his films are from UK BF, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)

>JUST

>Afton blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the men should pay at any given month

>feels like reality TV

Why are US Brendan Fraser films so terrible?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12

9/11 Was an inside job

R: 5 / I: 4 / P: 12

NativeAmericaNignogs

Fastest faction take down in a long time. Burned to a crisp and looted into our base in under 3 minutes.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 12

Watching the world burn pt 2

Enclave coords?

Enclance coords.

Right in the bay of LA

5500 5200

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12

SPQR coords b/c I'm nice

2150 650 in the nether

I am not begging for diamonds because i want to watch the world burn

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 12

pirate's attack

rekt

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 12

Who the fuck left these dogs in fucking Australia?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 12

We are uber.

Mega.

Fucking fucked

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/10/02/obama-administration-and-un-announce-global-police-force-to-fight-extremism-in-u-s/

This might be the final happening before the internet goes dark and they start raiding houses for the internment camps for political dissidents.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 13

Alright, cucks, we've been at this for three years and I've been here to see almost all of it. Having attempted at various points to institute reform, I think that it is possible to have an ideal /Pol/andcraft.

The Problems

1. Raiding is easier than PvP. Instead of building a society or a military unit, lone wolves and gangs of thieves are rewarded at the expense of people who actually create communities

2. Relatedly, vaults are effectively impenetrable due to the way the factions plugin works

3. Due to alts and play-once-and-quit types swelling the ranks of factions, it is indeed possible to make an impenetrable vault, or at least one that is effectively so. Chainsaw (and I) have claimed otherwise, but trust me, if you make a vault at bedrock in the world corner and have 20 people, it is out of range of any hybrid TnT cannon, making it invincible

4. Due to teleportation, secret bases and inaccessible skybases and vaults are easy to do and quite viable.

In short, due to the way the plugin protects land and claims, raiding is emphasized at the expense of actual PvP and military tactics and invincible vaults are create-able.

The Solutions

1. Eliminate the factions plugin entirely. This has been forwarded a million times but never carried out. There would be certain drawbacks, but it is possible to do. Replace it with Citadel and namelayer, a system of chat and block reinforcement. What is reinforcement, you ask? Well, each block can be reinforced at the cost of three different materials. When reinforced, it will take 'x' breaks of the block to make it actually drop. Stone reinforcement takes 30, iron takes 250, and diamond takes 1800. This also locks doors and chests and only moderators on the group can bypass the reinforcement to get it back. I would recommend nerfing the amount that diamond protects by a pretty significant amount. This solves the problems of invincible vaults and allows a balance to be struck. A big vault can't be broken quickly, but anybody with a good enough pickaxe and a few friends can do it. This also eliminates (finally) the problem of alt-raiding vaults or at least makes it harder to do without teleportation.

2. The lack of teleportation will encourage the development of actual trade routes, roads, and nation-states, which will effectively simulate political systems. No such thing as apolitical when you have borders to defend.

3. Realisticbiomes and ore veins: essentially make ores rarer (to make building megavaults harder) and allows certain things to grow in only particular biomes. This will encourage the development of actual trade and economies, where players claim and defend territory and control access to certain resources.

In short, take the best of North Pol's development suggestions and Civcraft's plugins, combine it with /Pol/andcraft's faster paced community, smaller map, and political roleplay and you've got a good start on making this server about actual politics, PvP, and communities, rather than a bunch of assholes raiding some vault with a wither in the middle of the night.

User was banned for this post

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 13

This is what happens if you fuckup

Let this be a lesson to all things you don't do

1. Nig your friends

2. Lie to people

3. Act like a sperglord wet towel

4. Act like a nigger

Also don't build bases containing 4 thousand mobs which lag the map even after the members abandon the faction. Kindly don't be a jew like that.

Or this too, will be your fate.

This has been a public service anouncment by SPQR.

R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 13

Nether Portal Issues

Somehow my Nether-side Nether portal got deactivated.

When I go to the Nether, I arrive in SPQR claimed territory.

>No exit for Juden

When I try to return home through the same portal, I arrive in SPQR's claimed home base.

Can anyone in the Mediteranean or North Africa let me use their gate?

I just need to get to the Nether so I can reactivate my portal.

None Of The Coords Are For Sale.

Don't Even Make Any Offers Please.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13

wew

R: 67 / I: 16 / P: 13

SPQR is weak. Help us topple them!

SPQR BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

ITS ALL OGER

REKTD

R

E

K

T

D

Poolb0y cucked them hard

R: 62 / I: 13 / P: 13

Oh this is just too funny

Skype leaks:

[9/19/2015 9:19:54 PM | Edited 9:20:08 PM] Sgt Chainsaw: How quickly can fastbreak bypass nocheat+?

[9/19/2015 9:20:14 PM] implosivepanda: I had weep up to 10, on instant.

[9/19/2015 9:20:28 PM] implosivepanda: Which was essentially 3X, but that was with heavy server lag

[9/19/2015 9:21:05 PM] Sgt Chainsaw: So it did not give you the blocks until the normal time had passed?

[9/19/2015 9:21:24 PM] implosivepanda: No, was working around 3X

[9/19/2015 9:21:40 PM] implosivepanda: Looked 5X, if you just base it on per block, but in practicality

[9/19/2015 9:21:45 PM] implosivepanda: it was up to 3X

[9/19/2015 9:22:15 PM] Sgt Chainsaw: I have never really used it, so maybe you could find what the best setting on wurst is for fastbreak

[9/19/2015 9:22:27 PM] implosivepanda: Ill tinker.

[9/19/2015 9:27:44 PM] implosivepanda: Fucking lag.

[9/19/2015 9:30:23 PM] implosivepanda: I like this UI

[9/19/2015 9:30:56 PM] Sgt Chainsaw: Also, blink means you can never fail a jump again

[9/19/2015 9:31:14 PM] Sgt Chainsaw: I have one key bound to ".t blink" and another to ".blink cancel"

[9/19/2015 9:31:40 PM] Sgt Chainsaw: Blink is a hack that does not send any movement packets to the server while enabled, and it sends them all when you turn it off

[9/19/2015 9:31:53 PM] Sgt Chainsaw: You can walk for three seconds before nocheat detects it

[9/19/2015 9:32:16 PM] Sgt Chainsaw: But if you use .blink cancel then you send none of the packets and go back to where you started

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 13

REMOVE X-RAY BLOCKER

REMOVE

R: 16 / I: 18 / P: 13

New Map Screenshots Thread

Post ur new stuff here /pol/, show off time.

>muh nsdap tree

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 13

This is the end my friends

My stolen account doesn't work anymore.

Goodbye Athenai and polcraft

Tell ilusha to finish my wall.

R: 14 / I: 3 / P: 13

"Glorious" USBF getting BTFO

That's sad, really.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13

Non-Admin Chat logging

>Not only the admins have chat logs

[22:45:50] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] +USBF (WingsOfHermes) Not only the admins have chat logs

[22:45:51] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) the mole is there to blow up things like a nigger

[22:45:55] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) Like the last mole you had

[22:45:55] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *USBF (Adrint) What else do we have?

[22:46:06] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) A shitty attitude about lego pixels ? idfk

[22:46:09] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Factionless (Miloxydian) Yes, only the Admins have chat logs.

[22:46:14] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) ^

[22:46:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] +USBF (WingsOfHermes) screenshotting and saving the chat isn't new

[22:46:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Factionless (Miloxydian) Unless the actual hosting company reads the logs

[22:46:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] **USBF (LordKraftDinner) I see no mole intel.

[22:46:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *USBF (Adrint) We sure left an impression on them from last map, didnt we kraft?

[22:46:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Factionless (Miloxydian) Those are screenies, not logs.

[22:46:29] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *USBF (Adrint) They think we already have moles!

[22:46:34] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] **USBF (LordKraftDinner) FUCK JA WE DID!

[22:46:35] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) >but according to united shitter bitches its logs

[22:46:48] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) wew

[22:46:52] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) this is gonna be hilarious

[22:46:54] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) And the best part is

[22:46:56] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] **USBF (LordKraftDinner) BUT I SEE NO INTEL! JUST MUH WHISKEY!

[22:46:58] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *USBF (Adrint) i'm flattered that they view us as such a threat worthy of their attention and autism

[22:47:01] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] *NSDAP (Magnon32) I wont even need to be here for things to play out

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 13

NSDAP Mob grinder?

So NSDAP has that epic mob grinder…

…and that's a very interesting failure.

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 13

In lieu of recent drama and other bullshit:

https://strawpoll.me/5542303

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 13

Rabbits

Beware the coming of the Rabbits

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 13

Join The BenGarrisonClan

Are you white?

Do you care about the white race?

Do you want to join the only faction that will initiate the day of the rope?

Do you want to gas the kikes?

Nuke the gooks?

Go mental on the oriental?

Then join the clan!

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 14

Hibbi here, In this map are books I saved, fell free to download and use. Some parts of the map are also saved, have fun finding them. To Milo: Please copy them and move on server.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/91k7jr2cgrzeu3i/Polandcraft_Books.rar?dl=0

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14

MILO IS A BAD ADMIN :D :D

Milo is abusive to us goyim :D :D

Just look at this photo! He just shoa'ed me! D:

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 14

SPQR is gay amerite??!?!

LITERALy kids, XDDDDDD

fuging hackers

R: 19 / I: 4 / P: 14

Reset Notice

The map and server has been reset to a larger map (A map of Earth) and a more capable server. The New IP is : 158.69.38.237 The Domain will forward to this IP soon.

Look forward to a much improved player experience, better API and server performance, and danker memes.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 14

Hudson Please Help.

Hey Salty_Marshmellow to Hudson here, I recently renamed myself to BEN_GARRIS0N. But before that I mannaged to log on as my previous name.

As a result it sais "You Have Exceeded Your Maximum Amount of Accounts".

I dont want to wait 30 days to rename myself back so is there any way to remove my registered sever account for Salty_Marshmellow?

(Pic Unrelated)

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 14

So, we made a mini theme park

USBF has made a mini theme park inside the cesspool that is SPQR's base. We made a rollercoaster. We dubbed it: "SPQR's Career" Feel free to ride it!

Sieg Heil!

-LordKraftDiiner

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 14

MEME RANGERS?

EXCLUSIVE:

The pictures have surfaced early today and might prove the existence of the dank vigilante group dubbed the "Meme Rangers".

The image provided was taken by an anonymous source. The identities of these possible meme vigilantes has been censored for security reasons.

The questions to be asking:

Who are the Meme Rangers?

What do they want?

Are they really a positive vigilante group poised to strike against un-dank behavior?

ONLY TIME WILL ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 14

SPQR has fallen

Glory to this day. Its finally over

WE FREE NOW BITCHES

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14

IDS OFFICIAL HAPPENING

IDS HABBENING

HABBENING

YOU COULD STOP IT

HAPPENING

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R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 14

Is Polandcraft Dead

Why is Nobody Ever On?

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 14

WHEN YOU NEED THEM

THEY WILL COME

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 14

Bantz

He couldn't handle them

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 14

Post Poland Memes

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 14

Map Reset Poll

Poll time

Should the map be reset to the new map prior to 1.9

?

1.9 may not be out (bukkit implementation) until near the end of the year or later so I figured this poll might be a good idea.

https://strawpoll.me/5370252

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 14

dafuck this is still alive?

played here 1 year ago, i'm surprised…

Pics very much related lol.

R: 26 / I: 15 / P: 15

Today at approximately 11:55 PM Eastern time, honored original player, and 3 year veteran of polandcraft HughBros passed away.

In his life within polandcraft he set the gold standard of what a kind, loving, and downright hilarious admin and player should be. North Polandcraft being arguably the best polandcraft ever.

He will be greatly missed, and is remembered by his friends and family.

RIP Hugh "Jesus Christ" Bros

2012-2015

R: 41 / I: 8 / P: 15

/pol/and Craft - World Map Update Changelog

/pol/and Craft - World Map Update Changelog

Release: When 1.9 comes out/majority of players desire an update

Changes:

• New map that acts as a 1500:1 representation of the Earth, includes 1.7 biomes like jungles and proper deserts.

• New farming plugin that regulations the biomes for which a crop can grow properly. ( http://dev.bukkit.org/bukkit-plugins/pwnplantgrowth/ )

• Reversion to a better and more customizable form of factions, to allow raid period where a player of another faction must be online.

• New crafting recipes for hard-to-find or impossible materials on the new map, like nametags and leads since no dungeons spawn. ( http://dev.bukkit.org/bukkit-plugins/recipemanager/ )

• Better chat formatting, faction names would now be gray compared to the white original, to differenciate between tpyed text in chat easier.

Possible Changes (vote on them!):

- Addition of a random spawning plugin to spawn players in different places across the world. ( http://strawpoll.me/4925890 )

- Nerfing of high-end gear, like enchanted diamond, to allow for more balanced PVP. ( http://strawpoll.me/4925909 )

- Emerald currency plugin that would allow players to construct shops in faction territory. ( http://strawpoll.me/4925912 )

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 15

URGENT!!!

Guys I found gommie_69's recruitment post on Leftypol. http://8ch.net/leftypol/res/315403.html

Spam it with how mutch gommies faction sucks in order to stop the flow of Commies. GO GO GO!

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 15

Hello there, friendly reminder to advertise.

http://pastebin.com/aZ7Zc0wU

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 15

who built this

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 15

Zombie Spawner Auction

Auctioning a zombie spawner.

It's in mint condition before you ask.

Contact Wojack for more.

No cheeky faggots or jews pls.

R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 15

Plugins

Are there any plugins that you feel could improve the server or just make things more interesting? If so, what are they? I think a mod like Balkan's Weapons Mod might be cool.

R: 3 / I: 7 / P: 15

FINNS ARE NOT WHITE

Please rise for the Finnish anthem.

Finns best mongols, only 1 country away from mongolia.

Perkele

R: 8 / I: 3 / P: 15

The Prusso-Bookburner Coaltion has won!

On August 19th, 2015, at 16:00 let it be known that the aggressive warlords of the Republic of Politzania, and their allies died inside their base, under siege from the Prusso-Bookburner coaliton.

Their chests were blown, their prestige destroyed, and most importantly, their ego.

Preußens Gloria! Long Live the Prussian people! We will not be pushed around by the warmongering spirit of the Politzanians!

On August 18, at 22:00 the state of Politzania declared war on the newly formed state of Prussia. Prussia was formed out of the remnants of the Duchy of Neumark. Politzania was quick to bully the new state, limit it to only 10 chunks, and threatened to declare war on it for any reason.

The Prussian people were quick to gather allies. They allied the state of Bookburners, and LITAS, and they went to destroy the opressor, and were sucessful.

Deaths:

Blob00: Impaled by Varkaeus

anne_frank: Impaled, unknown killer

your_mom: Impaled by Erich_Hartmann

Shironaa: Shot, unkown killer

Nigger: Shot by Erich_Hartmann, poisoned by Varkaeus

Their "Vailaint" leader NJDEFENSE was nowhere to be seen during the siege, and it was later revealed that he took their valuables and left.

The cowardly leader of Politzania abandoned his men.

The brave men who fought Politzania and their allies:

Erich_Hartmann (Prince of Prussia)

Varkaeus (Head of State of Bookburners)

Matsuri (Head of LITAS)

NofrostLTU (Member of LITAS)

EvilHippie (Head of state of TheJews)

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 15

Kobria is kill, sorry Shekelz

R: 13 / I: 1 / P: 15

R.I.P. Politzania

Gone but not forgotten

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 15

Politzania has declared war on Prussia!

Kingdom of Prussia to the Politzanian Republic!

O republic, Politzanian devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Prussian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Jewcity, swineherd of Rome, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Prussians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Yes, the brave and mighty Politzanian army has declared war on the noble peoples of Prussia, after getting fucked over by them in the collapse of Neumark. Politzania can only justify their wars because they're bored, and dont want to sit around in their base and they want to kill!

Warmongerers!

Communists!

Cowards!

These words all describe the Politzanian pig, and the newly formed state of Prussia, as a sucessor to the state of Neumark, asks for aid against the Politzanian invader. They have allied up with Yoshirider9000, so It's not much of a formidable resistance. I ask for any to come to aid of Prussia, and help us bring down this menace, so the people of /pol/craft can live in peace, without the warmongering agression of Politzania.

Gott mit uns.

tldr; The politzanians are acting like dicks and warred Prussia for no reason. Pls help

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 15

The Return Of Duckmads

Since duckmads AKA Adam NoLife Kramer has been excommunicated from cuckcraft (aka civcraft) and has recently returned to whine on polandcraft about his shitty furry buttplug collection, it might be nice to get to know him better.

Adam has a habit of denying his info, but don't be fooled, the first time it got posted he chimped out for three days.

Bin

https://cryptobin.org/a441y155

Pass: qyQ)L,nW9FX@0Q1S61qNhH,l52MBQ1

Raw:

Duckmads

Adam Nicholas Kramer

facebook updated

(but its prolly fake lel)

https://www.facebook.com/adam.kramer.399

https://archive.is/mLURc

His actual kikebook:

https://archive.today/FcIDX

https://www.facebook.com/adam.kramer.5494?ref=br_rs

Ip: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/71.253.73.242

2. http://who.is/whois-ip/ip-address/71.253.73.242

Geolocation data from IP2Location (Product: DB4 updated on 11/30/2014)

3. Phone (possible): (717) 379-9443

IP Address Country Region City ISP

71.253.73.242 United States Pennsylvania Pittsburgh Verizon Online Llc

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IP Address Country Region City ISP

71.253.73.242 United States Pennsylvania Vandergrift Verizon Online Llc

Continent Latitude Longitude Time Zone

North America 40.6397 -79.5445 EST

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IP Address Country Region City ISP

71.253.73.242 United States Pennsylvania Apollo Verizon Internet Services

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North America 40.5405 -79.5862 Verizon Internet Services

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IP Address Country Region City ISP

71.253.73.242 US Pennsylvania Pittsburgh Verizon Online Llc

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America/new_york 40.4406 -79.9959 Verizon Online LLC

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IP Address Country Region City Postal Code

71.253.73.242 US Pennsylvania Vandergrift 15690

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AS701 MCI Communications Services, Inc. d/b/a Verizon Business pool-71-253-73-242.pitbpa.east.verizon.net None

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71.253.73.242 United States PA Vandergrift 15690 724

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Registry Information for 71.253.73.242

Country: United States us flag

State/Region: Pennsylvania

City: Apollo

Latitude: 40.5405 (40° 32′ 25.80″ N)

Longitude: -79.5862 (79° 35′ 10.32″ W)

Area Code: 724

Postal Code: 15613

IP address : 71.253.73.242

Country : US

State/Province : Pennsylvania

City : Pittsburgh

Zip or postal code : 15122

Latitude : 40.44062

Longitude : -79.99589

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Hostname : pool-71-253-73-242.pitbpa.east.verizon.net

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Verizon Internet Services Search Verizon Internet Services at Google Pennsylvania (PA) Pennsylvania in Wikipedia 40.5405 724

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SPQR did nothing wrong

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Reminder that SQPR are literally babies who need an aimbot to kill and refuse to fight unless they outnumber 5:1. Fucking faggots.

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POWER TO COMMAND

"let them hate, so long as they fear" - Lucius Accius

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SPQR is Gay

Why do we keep playing on this server even though SPQR ruins everything? We know they hack and play dirty while the admins do nothing about it. They raid any faction they can and prevent anyone else from having any fun. I propose we stop wasting our time and leave. Vanilla minecraft is shit anyway. Consider downloading a mod pack launcher or simply finding a better server to play on. Why do we put up with this shit?

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Who here hyped for next 4craft?

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Screenshot thread

Post your screenies from polandcraft in here!

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Leftypol is shit

Daily Reminder Leftypol is Shit

Daily Reminder leftypol cannot backup their claims

Daily Reminder leftypol is too scared to fight the SPQR

Daily Reminder leftypol is run by cuck jews

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Burn baby Burn

MFW I burned down the entire country of Switzerland.

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Was changing your username part of your plan?

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http://strawpoll.me/5165814/

Should we get back obsidian breaker plugin?

Most of the people dont know how glitched withers actually. After the first actual raid involving withers we found out that they are actually a waste of time. Vote on the poll if you want the obsidian breaking plugin back or not. The plugin will make it so obsidian still has a use and it takes about 4 hits to destroy it with tnt, and adding the plugin will keep withers the same as they are now.

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Dr Pavel, Im CIA

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strawpoii.me/1373avB

Firendly reminder to vote on the poll

strawpoii.me/1373avB

strawpoii.me/1373avB

strawpoii.me/1373avB

strawpoii.me/1373avB

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New Pope Ascends

Erich_Hartmann, leader of PapalStates, has been declared Pope by divine right this evening. He was officially sworn in at the Papal Throne.

Let this decision stand in the eyes of God and the history of man until the end of days.

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AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM USBF INDUSTRIES

Due to increasing time constraints, as well as efforts to safe-guard our assets and interests, we will be making adjustments to our business model concerning the sale, trade and lending of weapons, armour, enchantments, tools, raw resources and other products.

Effective immediately, USBF Industries will no longer be accepting commission requests or custom orders at this time.

(*Note: Pre-existing orders are exempt, and will be completed as soon as possible unless canceled by customer. For any questions regarding progress of these commissions, contact LordKraftDinner.)

In place of commission-based sales, for now we will be placing various products up for auction, such as:

>Swords, with various enchantments and custom names

>Bows, with various enchantments and custom names

>Sets of Armour, with various enchantments

All other products that we offer, such as raw resources, potions and enchantment books will remain open for negotiation and trade.

*Please note that all members of factions whom are enemies of USBF will be excluded from sales/auctions unless they are willing to pay a markup in prices. We apologize for any inconvenience.*

Remember: When you think murder, think USBF Industries!

-Adrint

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I created an IRC Channel for us

Network: Rizon

Channel: #polandcraft

https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?nick=Autist|?#polandcraft

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The Order is finished!

It's now time for the Vassal states to reform inline with the Church of England.

God Save the King! The only person with a Divine right to rule.

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Beans are shit they help me great

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FUCKING SPQR FUCKING KIDS I HATE THEM, KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU NEETS ARE GOING TO PRISON AND I WILL GET EVERY CENT OUT OF THE 150K YOU KIDOS STOLE FROM ME

FUCKING SPQR I SWEAT TO GOD IM GETTING MAH NIGGAS FROM THE HOOD AND WE KILLING EACH ONE OF YOU

PIC RELATED ME AND MY HOMIES

#FREETYRONE

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FORGOT PASSWORD

I forgot my password and now I cannot do anything because I can't log in. Hudson help plox I want my faction and sexy af base back. I will pay money. Plox. There must be something you can do. Also whatever plugin that is is retarded as fuck

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This is a friendly reminder that robbers and bullies will get what's coming to them

-Friendly Pub and Grill

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rare pepe is mine

i have the rarest pepe you niggers

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Neumark stronk

daily reminder neumark best fac

we have castles

cathedrals

3 rare pepes

if you want to fuck around with us feel free to ask erich_hartmann

heil us

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bigGuy

I forgot muh password, is there anyway the admin can reset it?

IGN is masketta_man4U

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JOIN THE WARRIORS OF SUNLIGHT!

New to all this crazy shit going on?

Need a place where you won't get niggered?

Like, I don't know, maybe a 245 blocks high 9x9 tower protected by 5 layers of lava that goes from bottom of the map to the top of it?

Join the sunbros today, we got ya covered.

Grab one of the 49 floors, some tools, food and shit and then go out there and do your thing.

The SUNBROS are a faction for those who have not yet found their place on this crazy server and need a save haven.

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https://strawpoll.me/5059594

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Nigger rules

Niggers at their finest. Jews did 911.

Nigger rules Bandofniggers

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DAILY REMINDER

THE PAPAL STATES ARE CORRUPT.

THEY ARE HOTHEADS OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE

This will not stop, until Owen admits he's corrupt and resigns as pope.

Leave while you can papalcucks, as free men. Or be ripped from your decadent nests and put on trial as corrupt men.

You have been warned

Remember ClearSky

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which one of you niggers did this?

at least have the balls to put a sign who you are.

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Who here is dispora from intcraft?

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911

On 911 it was the jews. Daily reminder.

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A *Fun* Idea

Since the server is going to reset anyway, to kill time between now and 1.9 coming out, which considering already has a snapshot for the 29th, should come soon, I had the idea of a FUN war.

Everyone, after a specific date, has 10 days to prepare. Afterwards everyone attacks each other. A mine craft monopoly, the point is to take out all other factions for supremacy. After 1.9, no moar grudges, and everyone is happy, and can pretend the the war never happened.

🆅🅾🆃🅴 🅵🅰🅶🅶🅾🆃!

http://strawpoll.me/5024847

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NEVER FORGET

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Texture Pack Help

I have a bit of an issue with the texture pack. It doesn't seem to be working right…

Any help would be appreciated

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Does anyone who played on dusty's server last year remember the name of the plugin he used to make the warps to different worlds? There was a warp to a Swamp-themed world, which had huge trees, villages inside hollowed-out trees, and spider nests, and sometimes you could be damaged by mosquitos. There was a snow biome that required torches, fire, or warmth to get through, and a desert biome that need water to get through. I thought it was a Star Wars plugin, but I'm not sure of the plugin name. Bls help, I want to link to it in the plugin recommendation thread but don't have any links to it.

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The almighty happening of 7/23

So you thought the happening didn't happen?

Well you were

WRONG AS FUCK

This was Owenstine's secret gay furfag pron stash.

May it Rest in Benis

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help me come up with a new username

silvervapour is no more

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Holy Church of Blowing Niggers Up

Daily reminder not to fuck with the Papacy.

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Official /pol/andcraft Faction Tier List

Post Yours & Organize Later

>reminder that voting for yourself if you're shit is Jewish

T1

a) SPQR

b) Seleucia, by sheer wealth.

T2

a) Arstotzka, due to age

b) PapalStates

c) UnitedKingdom

T3

a) ClearSky

b) Politzania

c) Kobria

d) Ancapistan

T4

a) leftypol

b) Psilocybin

c) Neumark

d) USA

T5 & Lower

>all the other shitters

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Death to traitors. That is all.

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Da Popa vs Gommunist Margsisd

Time for the shitshow of the decade

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xaxaxa

Politzania stronk

we war pope

death to the order

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i are innocent

help my ip is ban

why

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Looking for pepe skin

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rip leftypol

didnt get any good screenies

rip leftpol base

you let a random fag in

USBF stronk

thanks for the free shit

leftypol base coords:

x=-4

z=-2759

also alp republic or whatever you faggots call yourselves they're the ones who raided your base or something

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RIP Alpen Republic Base

So I just got raided and all my valuables are gone. Some faggot who claims to be Cpt.Belarus did it, and I have 2 suspects of ButterTurtle and Gommie_69.

Wat do I do now. I only have the shit on my back

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Just died and lost everything of value i had. I have no faction and nothing to do. How can i get the motivation to mine for hours to get decent shit again

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How the fuck did a bluepill 14 year old get on this server?

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forgot pass

plz help

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Never forget the burning of the /int/man, 16th of July, Year of Our Lord 2014+1

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Hudson is now mod here. This will be the official board again.

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official diamond armour nerfing thread

Debate on if we nerf diamond gear or not.

I propose we wait till the next update, which wil hopefully make the combat take skill, to see if diamond shit is still as op as it is. We should alson not ban pickaxesn because we need those for obsidian.

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psilosybin thread

Im going to post my screencaps here

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Bane add me on skype pls hudson spawn crymed me i cant login.

Akramer1989

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le webms

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Quick reminder that you should never build a fire pit or anything fire related in your wooden buildings.

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pls dont fuck up outside of jewcity

Erich_Hartmann the faggot leader of alpenrepublik here

god dammit can you niggers stop blowing holes and burning down shit. I just restored the outside of Jewcity and if it falls into shit again im gonna slap a bitch

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Daily reminder that Kenney is as bad as Dusty

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New player cities!

We now have 2 new cities under construction, with their own warps!

A further 2 cities are being planned for as well!

>Muh autism block cities!

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hi guys it's kyadra
sorry i havent been on for over a week, my life has been shit (see pic)
I kinda give up on the faction so if Huge want to give it to someone else thats fine.
I let down my faction but IDC, i have to focus on my depression ok
bye
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Fall of CoC

I failed my faction. Failed my home.

May God forgive for the old sins, and give solace for the eternal burden burdens of the past.

I know it's just a game, but still. Shit man.

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Hello all. I know this board has not been very active lately nor has our server. We are planning on doing Advertising soon to help increase our playerbase again.

If you would like to help please organize in this thread.

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It's finally ogre

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huge look how many player are on
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Summary

Hey Guys what happened to the server?

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>hugh actually banned us over a faction name
Someone's jimmies are awfully ruffled.
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Vote for the biggest autist:

http://strawpoll.me/4297571

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Where is Every Goy

This is the Leader of CoC here.

Where the fuck is everyone and what is new?

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Post in this thread if you're a Norman and proud
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sgt chainsaw (jake) wanted to share his singing with you
https://youtu.be/pe-KbOiQAUc
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Fucking FOG NIGGERS KIKES JEWS I FUCKING HATE YOU