>tfw you're never going to be consumed by the cleansing fire of a nuclear holocaust Why is the happening perpetually out of reach, always on the verge of happening but never happening?

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Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 09:34:10 2fc8c3 No.10948

>tfw you're never going to be consumed by the cleansing fire of a nuclear holocaust

Why is the happening perpetually out of reach, always on the verge of happening but never happening?

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 10:14:14 52305c No.10954

>always on the verge of happening

Such delusions are common symptoms for people who browse /pol/ too much. You are advised to stay away from that place for at least 21 days and hang out more at /n/ and /politics/.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 10:16:08 52305c No.10955

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Example #1 for mass delusions.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 23:19:34 05f64c No.11074

Don't give it up hope anon, the happening will happen soon enough.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 01:55:51 21aca8 No.11122

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>>10948

because there is no happening, just the slow rotting away

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 02:57:45 51db81 No.11136

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>>10948

Because the apocalypse is a big cock tease.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 03:01:13 5c5e79 No.11138

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Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 04:38:06 71be4b No.11141

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It is currently 3 minutes to midnight.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 05:56:14 0942d3 No.11149

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>>10948

i'll just leave this here

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 06:07:49 a6d0e8 No.11151

>>11122

But anon, you're not allowed to dislike old fucks. They have muh experience and they're always right about everything, and you're dumb, smelly and 13 years old if you disagree. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

>>11149

Got any more canned, pseudointellectual quotes?

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 06:16:26 0942d3 No.11154

>>11151

i guess you didn't catch that i was jokingly suggesting that OP attempt to bring about a nuclear holocaust, ironically using a quote by a massive peacefag.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 08:49:27 731941 No.11186

>>11154

Gandhi slept with preteens to "test" his resistance to desire

He was also on good terms with The Adolfinator

hurr durr civilisation vidya joke

but seriously, Orwell was right

War Is Peace

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 10:56:50 2fc8c3 No.11205

>>11186

Goddamn it I failed again!