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Inb4 Jeb runs as a Dem

inb4 jeb runs as mexico's pm

The dumb big goofy younger brother who couldn't get a white women and married a fucking troll.

We need to deport him back to mexico so he can get the love he deserves

>>1829

*tips sombrero*

Damn Jeb.

To think America once thought he was the guaranteed nominee.

Hopefully his family tells him to drop at. Last I heard he was around 4%. He's not just going to rocket back up in the polls.

>>2097

He spent millions on advertising and they were shocked his 4% pretty much stayed the same. I think they might even pull him out and save him for a few years down the road. No sense in having him BTFO in Iowa for no gain.

The establishment types will probably get behind Rubio.

Jeb denying that he's reducing his campaign.

> We've made an adjustment in our campaign," Bush said Saturday before conducting a town hall in the pivotal state of South Carolina. "That's what leaders do."

> Leader

In the continuing saga that is the ever lasting failure of Jeb, he gave us one more nugget to laugh at today.

> I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.

I cannot stop laughing at this fool.

https://archive.is/GVmUu

>>2735

That interview was a meltdown, ¡Jeb knows he done

>>2735

full:

"If this election is about how we're going to fight to get nothing done, then I don't want anything, I don't want any part of it. I don't want to be elected president to sit around and see gridlock just become so dominant that people literally are in decline in their lives. That is not my motivation. I've got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that."

Notice the body language? Trying to look dominant and all. Very artificial. Doesn't fit his cuck personality.

>>2749

>Notice the body language?

I cannot believe he's actually trying to imitate Abe Lincoln's pose in front of a photo of the Lincoln memorial. Beyond pathetic.

Jeb's Team Hits Rubio as 'GOP's Obama'

http://www.newsmax.com/Politics/jeb-bush-marco-rubio-gop-republicans/2015/10/26/id/699140/

So clearly his strategy now is not to come in last place.

>>2749

mirror

>>3368

I'm starting to feel sorry for him at this point. He's trying so hard.

Trump is literally forcing everyone to change and drop the robotic style. That's one reason to like him.

Jeb: Blah blah blah blah

>>3377

> President Cain... 2007?

WTF

>President Giuliani ... more or less same time.

Is he a coke head?

>>3381

we owe all the lulz to trump tbh

I want to know where all the christfags are, because we have a burning bush here!

Jeb’s Dead: Adiós Amigo

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/jeb-s-dead-adi-s-amigo_1055011.html

I'm sure Jeb's fuck up will be taught. He's doing everything wrong.

Jeb Bush: My campaign’s ‘not on life support’

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/10/29/jeb-bush-says-hes-got-staying-power-weve-got-the-most-money-the-greatest-organization/

kek

>>4461

Hahaha. Jeb has been to /politics/ and this thread made him very sad.

>>4461

>>4472

Jeb Bush , confirmed lurker

JEB BUSH’S CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER QUITS CAMPAIGN JOB

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/10/30/jeb-bushs-chief-operating-officer-quits-campaign-job/

Jeb: I eat nails when I wake up

>Bush told Bloomberg's Mark Halperin that speculation in the media and elsewhere that his bid for the Oval Office could end soon is far off base. "They don't know me," he said. "I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast."

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-10-31/rubio-and-bush-draw-contrasts-with-each-other-at-iowa-event

Would someone end his misery please

>>4815

¡Jeb, go watch some '90s action movies and go out and say manly stuff!

This is the most amusing thread on 8chan. We are bearing witness to the greatest political train wreck of our time. I have yet to even meet a single Jeb supporter, or see one online.

Jeb: I'm a really competitive guy

>The last debate was kind of ridiculous. I would say, somewhat in jest, at least there was someone who [performed] worse in the last debate than me

>I'm a grinder. This is like, for me, the greater the adversity, the more — first of all, it means I'm going to get better, I got to get better, I know I have to get better.

>I have enough self awareness — I don't have this gigantic ego that says, well, they're just stupid, Iowa voters don't understand me, they're eating Monsanto-laced agriculture products,

>I have enough humility to know that I've got to get bette.

>But also, I'm a really competitive guy, and I do have a record, that on that stage is unmatched, and I'm going to go share it with passion and conviction, and I'm going to win

>There are a lot of talkers in politics

>Trust me, I was on the debate stage, I see it; some really good people that are really good talkers. I hope you want someone with a servant's heart, that acts on principles — that does things rather than just talks about them.

>>4882

kek

>>4882

Fucking annihilated

>>4882

>Jeb can fix it.

This reminds me of that "Ya got plan, Egon?" slogan some eastern German brought to a Monday protest back in the 1989. The slogan is actually a catch phrase from the Olsen Gang movies.

>>4917

>foreword by Columba Bush

It must be in español then

>>4938

in before fredrick brennan shopped onto that cover.

>>4971

kek

>>5287

Did you hear Trump today?

> Who's next, what's your question?

Hello I'm from [Some French TV station]

> No one from France will be voting in this election, next.

BTFO

>>5300

fuck tell me this is true!

>>5300

Sauce or it didn't happen.

>>5304

Kek. I hate this meme man, but I'll give him credit where credit is due. Had his priorities straight there.

>>5304

Thanks for finding the clip, I paraphrased a little, but that was the gist.

>>5312

by "responded to her" ofcourse I mean his staff. It would have been funny to see his live awkward reaction.

Jeb On A Leaked Conference Call to Donors: Chill out

>I promise you I'll do better

>All the nervous nellies on the call, chill out. We're going to do better, I promise you. And this is going to be a fun campaign

>If you follow all that stuff, my suggestion is don't follow it, stop reading Politico! Stop reading the clips!

>It doesn't matter. A week from now they're going to be writing about something else

>I'm going to win New Hampshire, I just feel it

>I know in my heart that we're on the right track

>If you just grind and break through it, you get to the place where you want to be. you show your heart, you show your courage, you show your determination. You don't get angry when people ask really amazing questions, like, are you getting out of the race next week?

>If there was a day and time where I would have shouted an expletive.

>But I do this now, in a way that shows that I can walk through hot coals. This is not nearly the hardest thing that the president's going to do, running for president pales in comparison to being president.

>>5531

> running for president pales in comparison to being president.

That's a pretty damning indictment of how bad a President he would be considering his performance as a party candidate.

>>5555

checked

5555 get is actually not a shitpost... good board!

>>5565

I guess /sp/ haven't added us to their getball listings yet

>>5567

GETs less than 10k don't count

Jeb Bush: "Hell yeah" I'd kill baby Hitler

Thanks burgers for giving us 24/7 entertainment.

>>5576

someone should make a gif out of trump's entrance at 5min mark in this vid

Jeb is so ineffectual I actually forgot about him for a while.

Here's some fresh naiveté from the cuck.

> Jeb Bush said he wouldn't ban Syrian refugees from entering the U.S., separating himself from most Republican governors and his party's presidential field as he pitched himself as the most experienced candidate running for the nomination.

>“The answer to this is not to ban people from coming,” Bush said Tuesday in an interview with Mark Halperin and John Heilemann for Bloomberg Politics' With All Due Respect. “The answer is to lead, to resolve the problem in Syria.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-11-17/bush-splits-with-republicans-over-syrian-refugees

Jeb! It's like you're doing everything you can not to win the Republican nomination.