>UK Jared Fogle
>tries to be reasonable
>focus is on the fantasy, less on the unnecessary specifics
>very little manipulation from backround noise or tacky banter; lets the listener decide what they should fap to
>US Jared Fogle
>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight into treating underage children like sex-slaves who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to rape (clearly not due to a difference in preferences, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his audio recordings are from UK pedophile rings, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)
>JUST
>Fake soundbites blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the listener should fap to at any given time
>feels like satire
Why are US Jared Fogle audio recordings so terrible???