Recently I learned about North Sentinel Island, in the middle of the Indian Ocean. It is a perfect tropical paradise, that is completely isolated from the outside world. But there's one tiny problem…
The few boats and helicopters that have dared to come close to the island have been attacked with a barrage of arrows. As a result, almost no contact has ever been made with the native Sentinelese tribes, who have inhabited the island for an estimated 60,000 years. Little is known about their society, which is believed to subsist almost entirely on hunter-gatherer methods, with no evidence of agriculture or even the use of fire.
So, here's my plan:
>We get a group of eager, like-minded white "colonists" together who want to live in a tropical paradise
>Hopefully we'll get some women to join us, but that's not necessarily required
>We gather supplies and then go on "vacation" together, first to mainland India and then to The Andaman Islands
>On the mainland we purchase some nubile and attractive brides for each member of our party
>At the islands, we pool our money together to buy a small boat, some rifles, booze, etc
>Then we make the epic voyage out to North Sentinel Island, where we colonize the fuck out of it
>Yeah, the natives are violent savages but they only have stone arrows, they will be no match for modern assault rifles
>We kill most of the men and enslave the women and children
>We then have all the surviving natives serve us by building luxurious housing, gathering food, etc
>Over the years, we'll conduct a careful breeding program in order to shape the natives into passive and subservient slaves
>No one from the outside world will ever learn about this. After all, remember the island's fearsome reputation, along with the strict laws against visiting it
Okay, so who's with me?