== I KNOW WHY NOTHING HAPPENED IN SEPTEMBER == people were waiting, following all the signs that were happening, everything was falling into place and the economy was set to have an immeasurably huge crash, JADE HELM 15, and all the like was all set t

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Anonymous 11/04/15 (Wed) 01:19:16 4e0fb0 No.16768

I KNOW WHY NOTHING HAPPENED IN SEPTEMBER

people were waiting, following all the signs that were happening, everything was falling into place and the economy was set to have an immeasurably huge crash, JADE HELM 15, and all the like was all set to come crashing down all at once. I'm not here to prove that "OH LE NO ANOTHER HAPPENING IS HAPPENING" I'm here to say that I know EXACTLY why nothing insanely important happened in september.

The reason is: everyone would not shut up about it. people everywhere and the entire internet exposed everything and screamed to the top of their lungs "THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING" and people actually made themselves ready, people prepared, the government got scared, and everyones mom said you going to live with your aunti and uncle in bel air.

you and me and everyone else opened the door, exposed all the truth on the floor, and we all walked the dinosaur.

do you understand what I'm saying? we lifted the curtains, we wrote a complaint to everyone. WE TOLD THE TEACHER ON THEM.

probably their only stupid backup plan was to let "nothing" actually "happen" so that everyone would run around screaming AHAHA I TOLD YOU NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN! I TOLD YOU YOUR STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES WERE FALSE YET AGAIN!!!

but I'm here to tell you that you all did great. a handshake to 8chan and a salute to liberty and freedom.

Anonymous 11/15/15 (Sun) 07:41:35 64dcdf No.16809

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Actually, I've done some studying, and it turns out there's what's known as a "Jubilee" every 50 years, so a year after every seventh Shmita. This historically entailed "the returning of lost or stolen land, freedom and prosperity."

So essentially, 2016 is the big happening year, and this is just the calm before the storm…

Anonymous 11/23/15 (Mon) 13:22:01 89a05a No.16834

>>16809

It's hard to imagine nothing major happening next year with all that has happened this year.

But about the september happening, and how idiots are now going "told you so nothing happened". It's like everybody forgot that the great shitskin flood begun going in overdrive in september.

Anonymous 11/30/15 (Mon) 07:37:02 9ee57a No.16840

>>16834

This