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062192 No.210615
You need to see this guy.
>Believes he can open portal to equestria
>Believes he can talk to ponies
>robo-trips/drinks to maintain sanity
Channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/yourFriendtheTaxman/featured
44176b No.210618
a829e1 No.210619
062192 No.210622
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>>210618
Hi there. Want to talk about Rarity?
You see that hole I punched in the wall behind me? That's the portal I'll use to go to equestria.
>>210619
Do it your fucking self. Until then deal with embeds.
9d2d9a No.210627
He seems like an okay guy. I'd share a few drinks with him.
062192 No.210629
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>>210627
Apart from his psychotic freakouts about leaving Earth to go to Equestria, and having wizards and unicorns want to kill him for knowing to much he seems like a decent guy
adf1ee No.210648
Is he a programmer? I remember a Tax Man on Sonic Retro.
9d2d9a No.210652
>>210629
You don't need to speak in the third person, bruv. IDs and all.
062192 No.210655
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>>210648
Liquor store clerk
>>210652
>3rd person
So we're going with the
'I'm the taxman' meme.
Okay I'll bite. /cow/ claims he used to post on /pone/ and /pol/ but I'd need a sauce.
062192 No.210662
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>>210655
nvm found it
See 9:24
e3b79d No.210666
>>210615
>Believes he can open portal to equestria
>Believes he can talk to ponies
>robo-trips/drinks to maintain sanity
8d8a2c No.210667
>>210662
Isn't that guy on our board?
8dd166 No.210680
>>210667
He is.
He was posting the last time we had a thread about him too
bb3b8f No.210686
>>210667
>>210680
MAYBE HE'S WATCHING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
bdf80e No.210689
>>210629
>being this upset while referencing ebin /pol/ maymays
Let this be a lesson to ye who toy too much with memecraft. The memes are too strong to be handled irresponsibly. They will consume you alive if you indulge yourself in them too fully.
e3b79d No.210690
>>210686
either that or he's busy fucking mares in Equestria right now because he found the portal
55fa2d No.210693
Ahahahaa he isn't the only one who can open the portal you niggers! I too possess the power of a thousand raging horse cocks that will thrust through the fabric of space and time! It is only a matter of time before we break the boundary and leave you asslords behind.
In other words GET FUCKING MAD
062192 No.210729
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>>210666
/cow/ have several threads on the guy. So yeah it's legit.
http://taxmanthegreat.tumblr.com/
>>210667
He WAS on our board. I think it'd be painfully obvious if he was still about since he'd be on about unicorns trying to get him because he knows too much.
>>210680
>>210686
Maybe he is closer then you think!
>>210689
He clearly has schizophrenia possibly induced by PTSD from his time in the army
>>210690
He wants to abandon Earth and stay in Equestria. If he found the portal he'd never come back.
>>210693
I'm mad
741040 No.210753
He's fucking insane; I'm pretty sure he browses /pone/.
bdf80e No.210758
We know you're reading this thread, Taxy. We just want you to know that the Illuminati is monitoring your actvity.
062192 No.210798
>>210753
>implying
>>210758
Post This thread to him on tumble and he will know of it for sure.
062192 No.210802
>>210798
*tumblr
Link is earlier ITT
3ed456 No.210837
>>210758
It would be hilarious if that screen cap were real.
On the OP, this guy's taste in pone is all he has going for him. Shitty vids, shitty human being – and shitty thread.
062192 No.210839
>>210837
>shitty vids
Make one better
>shitty human being
mentally ill but he seems ok
>shitty thread
So your going to bump it, good job m8.
3ed456 No.211435
>>210839
>Make one better
Yes, because I don't make video to share online, I'm not allowed to call him out on producing what amounts to a video blog on his life.
>mentally ill but he seems ok
In one of his videos he glorifies his alcoholism and disrespects his mother for caring. I don't care if he enjoys dank /pol/ memes. This man is a degenerate.
>So your going to bump it, good job m8.
My mistake.
062192 No.212119
>last video December 22nd. I'm starting to worry about this guy.
>>211435
>Yes, because I don't make video
Exactly your afraid too.
>In one of his videos he glorifies his alcoholism and disrespects his mother for caring.
Bashing on someone who can't control his mental problems. Dudes a schizo too he uses drugs/alcohol to maintain a grasp.
>My mistake.
I'm sure you wouldn't be stupid enough to make it twice :^)
bdf80e No.212134
062192 No.212142
>>212134
Not taxman but I told him we have this thread on /pone/
Now we wait
dbdd7d No.212143
>>212134
Thats obviously Crotchtits m8.
062192 No.212148
bb3b8f No.212161
>>212142
What if he doesn't take the bait? He must surely know better than to go attention whoring on a *chan site.
062192 No.212182
>>212161
He already replied.
You can ask him yourself however:
http://taxmanthegreat.tumblr.com/ask
062192 No.212183
>>212161
Pic very much related. I feel bad for the guy, I want to know he is alright *relatively*.
Feel free to send him an ask, I already did today.
http://taxmanthegreat.tumblr.com/ask
21f11b No.212229
ALL HEIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAXMANN! HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE, ALL WHO OPPOSE HIM SHALL BE LOVED AND TOLER8D. BEHOLD THE CHOSEN, HEED HIS PRECIOUS MESSAGE BRETHREN
062192 No.212239
>>212229
>I can't be b8
Sure taxman
21f11b No.212241
>>212239
Unfortunately 4U, I am not Taxmann.
062192 No.212248
>>212241
thats exactly what the taxman would say!
I'm onto you
ec8a2a No.213136
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>>210617
Well, when I get to Equestria, Imma train and then explore.
ec8a2a No.213273
>>210629
>acid
Never do drugs, kids.
ec8a2a No.213275
>>212241
Dude, I hope that's not your real eye.
The technology we have now….
acf631 No.213284
>>213273
You realize he has schizophrenia right?
>>213275
taxman?
ec8a2a No.213287
>>213284
No I mean there's eye-scanning technology.
Anyway, yes, I do know he's schizo (obviously). Nevertheless, he had done acid (he said so)
83646d No.213297
>>210629
he seems like he'd probably be ok if he didn't have other friends who thought they could teleport into fictional dimensions.
my cousin had schizophrenia and he was pretty cool
ec8a2a No.213307
>>213297
Either way, this proves to me that Taxman is a Khazar Jew, or has kike blood in him.
>orange hair
>schizo
>dat nose
Still seems like a guy I'd have tea with tho
603b2f No.213360
>>213287
>Nevertheless, he had done acid (he said so)
People with mental illness often take drugs/drink to help medicate. He's on prescription pills of some sort on top of whatever else he is taking. Dude needs a lot more help then he is getting.
>>213297
> he didn't have other friends who thought they could teleport into fictional dimensions.
How is it possible more then one person can have the same delusion and be in contact.
Also sauce?
>>213307
Keep your random anti-semitism off this board.
ec8a2a No.213372
>>213360
>"I went on the acid trip and i-it really did help me open up my third eye."
>Keep your random anti-semitism off this board.
>many people from /b/ came to /mlp/
>anti-semitism
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not triggering you, am I? I'm so sorry you don't like that word! Maybe next time I'll think before posting! I'm such a bad goy!
Look, I'm not making fun of him. Merely stating.
dbdd7d No.213373
>>213360
>How is it possible more then one person can have the same delusion and be in contact.
https://chat.crotchtits.com/blab.php
A magical place
274930 No.213437
>>213360
I don't have a source for it. I was talking to him on this board one day and I asked him how he knew equestria existed and he mentioned something about his friends tulpa visiting him and that's how they knew.
I might be remembering incorrectly, but that's what I remember anyways.
603b2f No.213486
>>213372
>triggering
>>>/tumblr/
>>213437
Sounds plausible
de60ba No.213505
>>210615
Does he really have schizophrenia? I fear I may be starting off with an early form of it. I really don't want it to get worse and become like this guy.
810f84 No.213555
Taxman if you're legit here post a vid saying that you love cock, or else you're gay
603b2f No.213557
>>213505
>fear I may have it
literally go to the doctor right now
>>213555
pic related
e90b74 No.213919
>>210729
>if he found the portal he'd never come back
Would you?!
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>>210615
>Red, bruised nose.
>Big ass hole in the wall.
Is he one of these people who bash their head against the wall when they're mad?
46ce3a No.213987
>>213919
Fuck no.
Well, maybe once in a while, but most of my time would be spent in Equestria.
dbdd7d No.213990
>>213919
>Not coming back with Celestia and the Royal Gaurd to stage a coup
dd2dd5 No.214214
>>213919
I'm getting /fit/ so I look fine to normies. The rest of time I'm gaming or studying so irl isn't that bad for me.
>>213984
He bashed a whole in the wall with his fist. The red nose is probably from getting drunk a lot. At least at the time
018c74 No.214227
>>213505
Go to a doctor, now.
018c74 No.214228
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>>214228
I'm actually an atheist.
working out is my religion.
018c74 No.214271
>>214267
>Atheist.
Subhuman confirmed, Deism is the only acceptable choice.
de60ba No.214307
>>214214
>>214267
>atheist
>doesn't mind being with normalfags
What are you even doing here?
018c74 No.214308
dd2dd5 No.214330
>>214307
>normie
I work out whilst listeing to anime trance mixes, it's not like I actually talk to anyone at the gym. Moreover going to the gym isn't normie.
>atheist
considering where we are your hardly open minded.
>>214308
I want reddit hivemind to leave
de60ba No.214336
>>214330
>going to the gym isn't normie
>considering where we are your hardly open minded
Holy shit.
dd2dd5 No.214337
>>214336
Going to the gym isn't normie. It's not like I have a gym bro. All the best anime characters aren't fat or skele fam. gotta get dem gains if you want your waifu.
1d3217 No.217971
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>TaxMan has nearly opened the portal to Equestria fam. Are you ready to be with your waifu's? I have an emergency bag packed already.
c9b6c4 No.218984
I follow the videos closely. I hope he's okay – the later ones have been very worrying.
5a2f99 No.218985
We get it, some youtuber has become the embodiment of the 8chan and 4chan MLP subfandom combined, can we move on with our lives now?
beffc3 No.219024
>>218985
>lives
>>218984
everything past the wall punching is getting real bad
045aca No.219025
>>218984
>>219024
He posted on the plushie thread last night >>218875, so he must be functioning well enough.
beffc3 No.219034
>>219025
he was hospital for a couple weeks apparently.
Getting better but yeah..
64f3ca No.219044
'CAUSE I'M THE TAXMAN
YEEEEEAAAAAHHH I'M THE TAXMAAAAN
58fbfc No.221783
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>>219379
>1,000000+ views
>tfw taxman is more recognized then all of /pone/
>tfw the portal will soon be opened.
>tfw taxman is sprung into a triumphant return
de60ba No.221869
>>219379
Is this really what entertains edgy 12 year olds these days?
3dd345 No.224620
>>221869
Going on the view counts he gets I guess so.
This is basically the reason we're here and there on the modern gaming community. The old gaming community from 2005-2008 was so much better. For one thing everyone was at least 20 who made videos on gaming.
1a7c9e No.224621
>>221783
can't watch, private video.
He sounds like a spaghettimancer.
76fbe4 No.226345
>>226340
Ash him why he hasn't been on the /pone/ podcast in forever-
de60ba No.226367
>>226340
HOLY SHIT
Did you talk to him??? That's a rare once in a lifetime opportunity to talk with the man who is creating the portal to Equestria!
626f7e No.226368
>>226340
Good job moron, you just trigger his paranoia.
I doubt he's going to post here any time soon.