/pone/ - My Little Pony

go to the museum

>>216925

Is Anon a ghoul?

>>216927

This. We must go to the museum.

>>216928

I doubt it. Ghouls wouldn't last that long. They just have prolonged rot. By the time 5000 years went by, he'd have no flesh left to operate on.

>>216925

>5000 years

>literally nothing to do

>never explored the library

Great story anon

>>216934

So we just won't die from old age or are we fully immortal?

Also grip makeshift rifle firmly and observe from a distance

>>216935

fuckin nice dude, you should drawfag all the time

that's pretty good

>>216925

Lower rifle, say "I am friendly", wait for response.

>follow the guards to equestria

>Make friends with the ponies

>Try to date the best one

This be an unholy thread, for there be no dubs in sight.

>Be Twilight

>You and five royal guards are walking down a strange black road

>It is nearly completely covered in grass

>The stone doesn't match any stone you know of

>Princess Celestia sent you down this road to find a great library

>The "Library of Come-Grass" is what she said

>Such an odd name

"But a library is a library and knowledge is there!"

>You wonder why the library was abandoned

>You suddenly spot a stone platform with degraded rubble above it

>It looks like metal and marble

>You can't be sure

>You see more and more scenes like this

>It must have been a city

>You stop in front of a pile of rubble

>You look at the ground closely and note a footprint

>Such an odd find

>It is not a pony's

"Guards, search the area for anything noteworthy, Celestia said there was a great library here…"

>The guards move off

>Suddenly, year hear the sound of stones falling

>You see a tall shadow run off behind one of the more intact buildings

"Hello?! Is somepony there?!"

>>217112

Continue with keeping your presence hidden and fuck with the ponies trespassing in your city.

>>217116

Rerolling.

>>217118

>>217116

Rerorerorero.

>>217112

Somehow lead them to believe that you are this library's keeper or something, without ya know, facing them.

>>217122

AND THE DUBS DEMAND IT

Stay hidden, and keep your weapon at the ready. It's unlikely that the ponies know what a gun is, but for all you know, they'll probably spear what they think is an alien on sight. Try to stay in eavesdropping range if doing so is possible without blowing your cover.

>>217128

Rerollan

>>217122

Should be good in a while, just really busy atm

>>217177

Ponies are good eatin'

Plus they have horns, maybe you'll get chekki brekkie super powers, ah?

>>217122

That story is fake as fuck, any dumbass trying that would get their ass shot right away.

Update your story OP you nigger

>>218768

'Kay. For some reason, I thought everyone lost interest. I'm in heavy traffic nao so I'll probably be home in an hour to write.

>>219207

Shit, just realized my ID changed.

>>219207

Everybody is a lurker

>>219295

>>219218

Sorry goyim. The moment I came home I fell asleep.

———-

>You drift off to sleep…

>You awake to the sound of clanking metal and chains.

>Even though it's distant, you can still hear it.

"The fuck? Did they seriously…."

>You go outside and climb up the Memorial.

>Gazing out, you see a large cloud of dust and what looks like the tops of siege equipment by Prince William Forest Park.

"What the fuck?"

>They're now visible by the treeline.

>They stop.

>Suddenly, you hear a loud voice, as if spoken through a megaphone.

>You get down from the Memorial.

>"CREATURE, WE COME IN PEACE."

>You shake your head.

>"IF YOU ATTACK US AGAIN, WE WILL KILL YOU."

>You're laughing now.

>"WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO THE CITY WITH A PATROL. IF WE ARE ATTACKED, WE WILL UNLEASH TARTARUS UPON YOU."

>You're on the floor, laughing.

>"YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."

>These cunts must be terrified to send a whole fucking army.

>You don't even need to fuck with them, since there's plenty of traps around the city for them to get hurt.

>In fact, there's even a nuke that didn't go off.

>You don't want to stay to find out if it'll go off by catapult rocks or not.

>>219318

>Prince William

tbh, I just used the first thing that popped into my head. Just imagine that it said "Friendship Heights", which is not only closer, but more humorous

———

>You grab your meager belongs and bolt the fuck out.

>You barely go a mile when you hear distant screams and clanks.

"Shit…"

>The bomb is near the Pentagon.

>The voice booms again.

>"WE WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN."

>You're sprinting towards what used to be Baltimore.

>"IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END THIS WAY."

>"FIRE!"

"Fuck!"

>You hear the sounds of wood and metal working backwards, then releasing.

>Large boulders are flung into the city, way to close to the Pentagon for your comfort.

>>219339

>anon accidentally starts another nuclear winter

Welp

>>220051

It's not coming Anon.

>>219500

Explain yourself faggot, why did you not light them the fuck up when they first started all that shit.

Considering the circumstances, it would have very well been self defense, as how could you have known they were just being dumb faggots?

That is of course assuming someone would find them shortly after, which is unlikely.

>>219339

Fuck you this was getting interesting.

>>220419

That's alright, I guess you're just much more merciful and infinitely less bloodthirsty than me.

>>220848

>After all, those ponies are sure to come back, and you cannot defend an entire city all by yourself, nor would you even conceive of surrender, for you are Anonymous, and Anomalous is legun xdxdxd

>After a long day of resetting traps and making new ones, you go to sleep.

>…..

>You awake to the sound of hand-rubbing.

>You know what this entails.

>You pretend to be asleep.

>Suddenly, you feel hot breath on your face, and then whipsering.

>"Oy gevalt, we're finally going to get him Chaim."

>"Shush brother, let me work…."

>You weren't the only one to mutate.

>The Jews of DC that escaped into bunkers while the populace burned away had been affected by the radiation, since one shabbos-goy that had been trying to turn a new leaf from his Jewish overlords had left the bunker door purposefully open, exposing them all.

>Somehow, like history has said about them, they survived, but barely.

>They've turned into vampire-like creatures.

>Since the subway connects to the bunker, they've made it and the sewers into their home.

>Took forever to block off the sewers, but you could never eradicate them for good.

>So you've left traps out the entrances to keep them the fuck away.

>Unfortunately, it seems a few got through.

>"Hurry up, I'm starvin'!"

>You feel the teeth touch you.

>You headbutt the kike in the face, shattering his teeth.

>"Oy vey, run!"

>You grab your rifle.

>Being vampires, the run faster than normal.

>But that's okay.

>Two bullets later and you're checking their corpses for loot.

fooken ell, didn' mean ta' post it yet

>>220852

I was wondering why all those traps were set

>>221538

>You stay silent, climbing down the Memorial.

>You think it's pretty idiotic that they'd have catapults, since if you remember correctly, they came for a library.

>Do they think the stones won't the library or something?

>After about an hour, they speak once more.

>First, the second voice.

>"VERY WELL. HOW CRUEL CAN ONE BE TO NOT ALLOW A FATHER TO COME HOME."

>lel, he's trying to guilt trip you.

>What a fag.

>Then, the first voice.

>"CATAPULTS READY!"

>You gather your things, just in case the memorial gets hit.

>"UNLEASH HELL!"

>The clanking, and then release.

>The stones are falling a lot closer, since the catapults are closer.

>You're outside, so that you'll be able to dodge them better.

>After about fifteen minutes, the firing stops.

>Then you hear cries and the thumping of hooves.

>They be charging the city fam.

>You sprint back into the Memorial, hiding in one of the many places that are available for you to do so.

>The thumping slows down dramatically, and then a shout.

>"Look for the creature, but remember that the Library of Come-Grass is our highest priority!"

>A few of the fuckers enter the Memorial.

>"And be careful! There are traps."

>You pull out your gun, just in case.

>They're right by your hiding spot.

>They're looking right at you.

>You hold your breath.

>They continue moving.

>Stupid fucking horses can't see shit.

>You ain't even well hidden.

>After three hours, another group enters the Memorial.

>A couple of them look like different, perhaps officers or commanders, judging by their outfits.

>You're tired as shit and don't really feel like waiting out anymore.

>Plus, what the fuck are these animals going to do?

>They actually thought looking for sympathy would work, it's not like they're going to do anything too horrible….

>Still, despite your intense boredom, you don't think shooting one of them would be a good idea.

>Then the purple one points in your direction.

>"There! I sense an organism."

>Jedi ponies.

>You would think that was funny if the situation weren't so dire.

>The soldiers around the two point their spears in your direction, and one of the superiors leads them as they walk towards you.

>They're far enough where their spears won't hit you if thrown.

>So you fire at the supposed leader, right in the chest.

>>221544

Keep firing

>>221544

Yell at them to leave your "land", maybe that'll get them to respect your authoritah.

>restore last session

>says X threads 404'd

>perfectly fine

When did this start happening? And holy fuck was I scared for a second.

Had a fever that's down now. Sorry.

>>221544

>"SHINING NO!"

>The pony is down, and the other soldiers drop their weapons in surprise of the gun.

>The purple one runs up to the other, and you're about to run off but get tackled by the soldiers.

>In the fight, the butt of a spear hits your head, and your world becomes nothingness.

>>222330

>>222293

Is it really cliched? I've done it before without backlash.

>>222662

No offense, but /pone/ isn't exactly accustomed to quality.

If you're gonna make a characer get knocked out out in second or first person writing, try to make it more relatable than just "and then I blacked out."

Even if they go unconscious almost immediately, there are a lot of words you can fit in the span of half a second. Try finding ways to describe the pain and/or sound of getting thwacked, blasted, clanged, or conked in the skull by the butt of a weapon. Make the reader feel the pain with emotional language.

Or if Anon gets the privilege of taking a couple of knocks to the head before he goes under, you could describe being dazed by the concussion or something.

I dunno, I guess try putting yourself in the character's position and think of how you would feel.

>>222666

Ah.

I felt like updating it but was/am sick, so I just wrote something real quick

I also write better if I haven't masturbated

>>222242

>"SHINING NO!"

>Time to make an exit.

>You bolt out from your hiding spot.

>"COLTS, TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM ALIVE! I WANT THAT BEAST ALIVE!"

>It seems you have angered the ponies.

>lel, serves them right for trying to fuck with your peace.

>The sound of hooves hitting stone draw nearer and nearer as the soldiers close in.

>Luckily for you, you know the ins and outs of the city.

>You eventually outrun the enemy.

>You're nearing the edge of town, but you know they aren't leaving.

>Thankfully, you still have all your stuff, so it could be worse.

>You keep moving away from the city, hoping to scout out the world to see if anything had changed.

>>223574

Moar

>>223574

You've done good. Now that you've avoided rail roading yourself into the main story, you can flesh out the world as much you wish to before you head back to it.

Keep it up.

>>223574

Time for innawoods

>>223574

>Few hours after you've left, and it's getting dark.

>You figure you're at a safe-enough distance, as the surrounding forest is thick, and you can no longer see the city.

>You set up camp.

>After another few hours, you snack on a bit of food and fall asleep.

>Morning.

>The sun is just coming up, and the birds are chirping.

>You pack your things.

>Your water supply is running low, so you'll have to find some soon.

>Right now you're worried about the ponies.

>You think they've gone another way, but you can't be sure.

>You keep moving, and eventually you spot smoke in the distance.

>You sneak towards it, making sure you don't leave tracks in case of dangerous beings.

>You get closer.

>Deer.

>A lot of them.

>You notice stick huts and campfires.

>Shit.

>You think you may have just found a village, as it looks permanent, with windows on the huts and….

>A river.

>Unfortunately, it's right in the middle of the village, and you're not ready to confront another group of sentients.

>You think you might be better off waiting 'til dark, but you're getting pretty thirsty and you seriously don't think your supply will last another day.

dubs decide

>>224836

Sneak into the village for exploration purposes

>>224836

Lie and say you're a prince from a far off land and you need water to appease the gods

>>225222

GET CRACKING OP

>>224836

Ppresent yourself to them and become part of their tribe, while finding a fem deer.

Rerolling, Anon must become part of the Deer's group.