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f1c5db No.220082

Where you never taught how to prep anon? I don't want to have to prep shining armour myself.

f1c5db No.220085

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>>220082

If your good you get to clean up. Now prep him like I taught you!


546c07 No.220092

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>>220085

What are you talking about princess? I already prepped everything. Got the bug out bags all set, multiple escape routes plotted, and I've even cached some heavier stuff in out of the way places near each of your palaces. Granted, I'd feel better if I could acquire rations with longer shelf lives and I'd give my left nut for some of the /k/ommando gear available in my peoples' home dimension, but all in all I think I've prepped your brother pretty well.


1cabbe No.220093

What?


47976f No.220107

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>>220092

This baby will be mine someday.

For now it's a Becker BK2 and Kabar Kukri.

Can't get used to the Kuk, though. The handling feels weird due to the blade curvature.


b63cc9 No.220113

>>220085

Why are so angry? and 'prepping' shining sounds like cadance's job.


62ae9c No.220119

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>>220082

Are you talking about fluffers Twi?


906bf0 No.220120

>>220082

>where


abe6ee No.220128

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how does one prep shining armour?


62ae9c No.220131

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>>220128


abe6ee No.220152

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>>220131

das hot, but I think Im no longer interested in prepping shining myself


532c1a No.220177

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>>220131

How dare you post anthro.


44ffcf No.220178

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>>220177


532c1a No.220180

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>>220178

I don't get why people are complaining about Marvel, these writers are comedy geniuses.


b63cc9 No.220181

>>220177

that was great.


33b74c No.220182

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>>220180


447125 No.220183

>>220180

I know that's an edit, but I want to believe that the writer has a modicum of self-awareness.


abe6ee No.220184

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>>220180

LEL


abe6ee No.220185

>>220183

whats the original then?


532c1a No.220187

>>220185

I don't have it, but Hercules says "sorry, m'lady" and then walks away.


6e1baf No.220191

>>220082

Males aren't supposed to prep other males, or do anything sexual with them. Celestia even said so. Now why don't you take care of my erection?


532c1a No.220196

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>>220191

Celly never said that.


d2d0e9 No.220204

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>>220196

Considering the female to male ratio in equestria, outlawing male on male relationships and sexuality is only logical.

We have to ensure the few stallions around produce enough foals to ensure the pony species doesn't die out.

Female on female relationships are perfectly legal though and outright encouraged by your benign princess as the number of females who end up childless is doesn't affect the overall number of foals in each generation nearly as much as male on male relationships.

Its a simple matter of biology really.

Also, more percent of lesbian ponies will choose to bear foals than gay stallions.

So yes. Gay males are against the law.


44ffcf No.220207

>>220204

where is that celestia with a hammer of justice picture from? i know its from the comics but which one?

>Considering the female to male ratio in equestria, outlawing male on male relationships and sexuality is only logical.

they could always bring male zebras and camels to equestria


44ffcf No.220210

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>>220180

>>220185

you should all go to /v/ and /co/ to get all the dankest maymays


d2d0e9 No.220212

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>>220207

But… The miscegenation!

Why would you do that?


d81da7 No.220213

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>>220204

I highly doubt Celestia wastes time making Draconian laws that tell her citizens what two consenting adults can and can't do with each other.


d2d0e9 No.220215

>>220213

She doesn't do it for shit and giggles. There's just not enough stallions around to let breeding capable stallions go to waste. Too many end up in exclusive relationships like Shining Armor and Mr Cake so there's just not enough stallions to go around.

When there's only 1 stallion for every 5-6 mares and over half of those only produce foals with one mare, the remaining stallions have to make up for the slack. Can't have them running off with other stallions.

Anti Male Homosexuality Laws are there to insure there will be future generations of ponies.

Isn't this all kind of bloody obvious? Haven't you ever wondered why every mare you run into is so starved for "male attention"?


275c9e No.220264

>>220215

>Haven't you ever wondered why every mare you run into is so starved for "male attention"?

Not really. Just because they're horses doesn't mean they aren't still women.


41ad6b No.220540

>>220215

just open some semen banks and pay in gold.


a80854 No.223631

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>>220280

time to prep spike


d15ce1 No.226617

This is some pretty mean cuckolding. What if instead Twilight lovingly guided your head with her magic and whispered that if you did a good job, she was going to reward you with a creamy treat later?


578e59 No.226715

>>220092

> bringing MREs

Prepare to have either extreme constipation or extreme diahrea. (there are no in betweens either)


c706bc No.227087

>I actually thought for a second "prep" meant doomsday/shtf prepping


447cea No.227281

>>227087

I'm sure there's plenty of overlap


d2d0e9 No.227284

>>227281

I'm sure they can make you feel constipated all the time while everything that passes through you comes out as liquid.



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