10e513 No.221806
>>221803
Reliable enough to know that you're a huge faggot if that's your result.
3f1645 No.221817
>>221803
I'm libertarian left have the same score as Ghandi. I'd say it's accurate. Most people here are liberals they just don't feel the need to be as loud as the kekservatives since Bernie is already winning the polls. guarenteed replies
f62d4d No.221821
>>221806
Let's see if /pone/ isn't full of edgelords talking shit.
/gamergatehq/ turns out to be left winged and told /pol/ to fuck off a few weeks ago.
3f1645 No.221823
>>221821
Well yeah of course they would be.There whole deal was to allow games to remain uncensored and for freedom of expression to remain. Basically the core of libertarianism. They don't like what's happened anymore then the right does.
4e04dd No.221824
What if I don't know a question?
09938d No.221825
It's garbage. The complexity of political nuance can't be shown on that kind of overly simplistic chart.
That being said, here's mine. I'm apparently a slightly authoritarian centrist.
58ba8e No.221827
>Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races.
>mfw mixrace
>It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their society.
>oh vey! the goyim knows!
i didnt get this one
>A genuine free market requires restrictions on the ability of predator multinationals to create monopolies.
09938d No.221828
>>221827
The idea is that when a corporation gets big enough, it starts to influence the market (and potentially governments) in a way that makes it uncompetitive, and an uncompetitive market is no longer a "genuine" free market.
85b994 No.221832
Political Compass is shit because it doesn't take into account left wing forms of Authoritarianism
>Hate Speech laws
>Gun Control
>Affirmative Action
>Censorship of music/movies/art that some feminist group has a problem with
This is why SJW's and Gamergate will score the same on it.
9ea02d No.221833
>>221825
I had the exact same result as you 2 years ago. Pic rel is current.
58ba8e No.221834
>There are no savage and civilised peoples; there are only different cultures.
8b1516 No.221839
>>221828
Yep. That is the contradiction inherent in the so-called free market.
8b1516 No.221841
>>221834
It's spooky bullshit, which can be said for pretty much anything pertaining to "culture."
8b1516 No.221843
>>221832
>liberal capitalists
>left wing
Only in America.
81c867 No.221844
Its silly to read overmuch into a 2 dimensional chart on a subject as complex as politics.
But for what it looks at, it seems spot on.
10fa46 No.221854
>>221844
It did not work so well for me. I got nearly the same result, but I am not an anarkiddy. I do not want to dissolve the state, at least not in the forseeable future, but I would like to employ direct democracy whereever possible.
846d02 No.221860
It is trash. There are some better tests out there
In particular in confuses neoliberalism with the right wing. It really isn't worth taking if you are a right-wing anticapitalist.
58ba8e No.221863
>>221860
>you are a:
>Right-Leaning Pro-Goverment Total-Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist
and I though tumbrinas gender-fluid otherkin shit was weird.
846d02 No.221866
4e2b88 No.221887
Oh well. Damn you Socialist World Republic video.
88d8fe No.221888
Wait until Tumblr gets a load of me
>>221866 (checked)
29eab8 No.221889
>tfw social Libertarian/Authoritarian
29eab8 No.221890
>>221889
Whoops.
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian.
29eab8 No.221891
>>221834
Lel, I thought that statement was bullshit.
0a06cb No.221894
>>221821
> /pol/ to fuck off a few weeks ago
Did you honestly expect more out of Honeypot 4.0?
8d676d No.221956
>>221866
>Our nation should never intervene in civil wars or rebellions, let them take care of their own problems
>Our nation should eliminate all foreign aid and spend that money on other things
i forget this quiz is for murikans.
8d676d No.221959
>>221866
>We should just nuke our enemies, it's a waste of time to try and deal with them
da fuck is wrong with them?
You are a: Left-Leaning Anarchist Total-Isolationist Reactionary
Collectivism score: 33%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -67%
37f821 No.221963
Here's what I got. OP is pretty much conclusively a faggot.
37abd0 No.221989
I should just kill myself right now /pol/ shouldn't i?
4e2b88 No.221991
>>221975
But… I actually got this on the snowflake test.
29eab8 No.221992
019577 No.221993
Seems I'm not as hard Right as my conspiratorial mind images… or am I? At the very least, I hope these results are good enough to spare me from the gas chamber.
cbd1ee No.221996
Economic Left/Right: -1.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.62
https://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2?ec=-1.75&soc=-0.62
I tried so hard to be right, but that multinational/corporate regulations and that free market, those niche markets.
You are a: Right-Leaning Libertarian Isolationist Fundamentalist
Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -100%
This test feels more correct.
8d676d No.222004
>>221989
without faggots like you, the world would be to boring.
1be910 No.222077
You are a: Conservative Anarchist Liberal
Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: 0%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: 17%
lol anarchist how edgy
09938d No.222274
You are a: Right-Leaning Total-Isolationist Nativist Traditionalist
Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: 0%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 50%
Liberalism score: -33%
Ehhhhhh, the test is better, but not the best.
Speaking for myself, I think that personal politics are more effective when considered issue by issue, rather than as an overriding philosophical thing.
f3e3cd No.222289
Oh god I'm going to be hated by everyone here.
b123c2 No.222315
>needing a site to tell you what your political thoughts are
>being this Plebeian
plebs:^)
>>222289
I swear to god I see you everywhere; writing style is the same. Are you that one fag who made that thread that ended up in OP being made fun of for being a fucking autistic faglord?
b123c2 No.222316
>>222274
lel forgot to sage
Anyway, where does that printout show up? Nothing's showing….
8d676d No.222324
>>222315
i dont think pinkie pie gives a fuck about anything
>Are you that one fag who made that thread that ended up in OP being made fun of for being a fucking autistic faglord?
you just described 99% of all the threads in h8chan
29eab8 No.222325
22686f No.222344
>>221825
It's not perfect by any means, but it's one of the better political tests out there.
Authoritarian statist cucks get out.
29eab8 No.222346
>>222344
No, I'm proud to be a little Authoritarian.
03822b No.222351
>>221825
I don't know what the hell it thinks it's doing.
It completely reversed the left/right polarity from what I answered.
Does it count environmentalist questions as leftist? Because that's pretty fucking ridiculous.
I couldn't be less politically left if I tried.
22686f No.222358
>>222346
>Proud to be a submissive beta
Next you'll tell me you enjoy getting fucked in the ass with a strap-on
29eab8 No.222361
>>222358
>Implying my fantasy isn't for you to be the submissive Beta while you get fucked by the strap-on.
22686f No.222372
>>222361
You're either submissive or dominant, you can't be both, anon.
29eab8 No.222375
>>222372
Definitely Dominant, sometimes I want to force my will on those around me. God help everyone if I became a dictator.
f3e3cd No.222393
b123c2 No.222414
>>222325
>projecting
What the fuck does that even mean in this context you chuckefuck?
b123c2 No.222415
cbd1ee No.222441
>>222372
In relationship where both people are emotionally unstable and subconsciously re-anacting trauma, both people can take turns being the sub and dom depending on the mood as both get closer or more vulnerable/distant.
>>222316
>We all must worship the jew on a stick
I don't know how familiar you are with this argument but it doesn't make sense to me. Almost everyone has some ancestry with jew in it, that doesn't mean they're going to join israel zionism jewery? Also christians are heavily against the jews, they're the apocalypse religion to them. Also jews and christians are not only separate but christians despise whats become of jerusalem.
If you wanna go full /fringe/ and say the bible is jewish magic book, god is the devil, lucifer/satan is god then i'ld like some source but that's entirely separate.
81c867 No.222446
>>222414
Because as everyone knows, every user on /pol/ is a morally flawless ubermensch who only has our interests at heart and tirelessly fights on our behalf.
Its not like they are the kind of scheming bastards who would plant that kind of threads/posts on /leftypol/ to frame that board and make themselves look like victims in the process.
Do you know what a wounded gazelle gambit is?
This is not the place for your paranoid ramblings /pol/, fuck off.
29eab8 No.222447
>>222446
No, fuck you lefty.
22686f No.222450
>>222375
But you won't, instead you will be fucked over by the government you willingly gave power to.
846d02 No.222459
>>222450
That isn't how it worked before the French Revolution brought about your precious democracy. Serf life was best life.
b123c2 No.222469
>>222441
I just posted it fam. Most of those who start those arguments are Divide & Conquer shills.
>>222446
>"WE DINDU NUFFINS!"
>Marxist invasion of glorious /pone/
>tried to make friends with /christian/
>"I-it was /pol/ go-er, guys, honest!"
>/pol/ would waste their time like that
b123c2 No.222471
>>222446
Also, imbecile, have some books while we laugh at how little variety /leftypol/ has.
dd84b5 No.222480
>>222472
>Christianity was made by Israelites
>not Romans and Judeans
That's some bad history right there.
b123c2 No.222483
>>222480
It's up for debate tbh. I heard one theory that Jesus was actually a Roman spy that the Romans used to usurp the Jewish authority. It's a good theory because that means the pagans can say it's truly a European religion, having been born by Romans.
cbd1ee No.222494
>>222469
What a slimy shill.
i've seen and heard about the C&D shills on /pol/ and /christian/, i was more interested in the actual pegan prospective of christianity, but when i spoke to them they just left. People call lunacy and paranoia to the awareness of shills, but they're here.
I wonder if these were the same people at the start of 8chan, who were promising to turn the baords against each other. watch out.
b123c2 No.222518
>>222494
>People call lunacy and paranoia to the awareness of shills, but they're here.
And those tend to be shills as well.
b123c2 No.222550
>>222541
Fucking gay kill yourself.
b123c2 No.222551
>>222541
mega:///#!qJdyQapI!_6eYK4U0DTNKAV7lb6gebeKekaEBV-ffFYXqyyxa_wo
7b2493 No.222559
I've said it before, I'll say it again: this test is written to try and make you feel bad for answering against leftist ideals.
24fd21 No.222562
81c867 No.222570
>>222559
Or maybe you're just not really committed to being a rightwing nut?
c7ac68 No.222574
>>222559
This, it's filled to the brim with loaded questions
1321f3 No.222589
>>222570
>Right wing nut.
Libtard detected.
22686f No.222673
>>222574
>>222559
Fucking this
>"A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system"
>Agree or Disagree
Holy fucking shit that "question" pisses me off. If that isn't a prime example of a loaded question I don't know what is.
99331e No.222707
ITT people getting asshurt that they aren't as right wing as they think they are.
b123c2 No.222756
>>222673
How would you phrase it?
22686f No.222803
>>222756
I would make it an actual stance to agree or disagree on; I'd simply ask if they think the advantages of a one-party state outweigh the disadvantages. I wouldn't list any pros/cons for either choice, that creates bias, and the purpose of this test should be to see where your views fit on their compass, not change them. This test just states an advantage, a fact, you don't "agree or disagree" with a fact. To say you disagree with that makes no sense at all.
81c867 No.222806
>>222803
Except its not really a fact, its a political standpoint you can agree with or disagree with.
The view that a single party state doesn't inherently limit the time wasted on arguments, since instead of candidates from two or more parties arguing the pros and cons of the suggestion, you have the candidates of the only party debating the pro's and cons of the suggestion back and forth among themselves.
Its not automatically as simple as one party states meaning everyone in the government always agree on everything.
As such the poll is a not simply stating facts, its stating an opinion and asking you if you agree with it.
22686f No.222814
>>222806
Nothing is going to work the same way every time, but fewer people being given a choice on something will lead to a decision being made sooner.
That's like saying, "an advantage of driving a motorcycle instead of a car is lower fuel consumption, do you agree or disagree". No shit it's an advantage, but it doesn't ask whether you would prefer a motorcycle to a car, or whether you think that it outweighs the disadvantages.
81c867 No.222840
>>222814
You are missing my point. Whether or not a 1 party system is faster than a 2, depends on the SYSTEM IN GENERAL, not just the number of parties involved.
Just because you give the republicans 100% of the seats in congress don't mean they'll magically all agree on every piece of legislature being passed.
6d0dfc No.222843
>>222559
>>222673
>It's a sad reflection on our society that something as basic as drinking water is now a bottled, branded consumer product.
Then dig a well, you ignorant socialists
6d0dfc No.222847
>>221834
MERELY DIFFERENT CULTURES
6d0dfc No.222848
>>221866
This one's kinda shit too.
You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Nationalist Traditionalist
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: -17%
It puts you at the most extreme end of the spectrum just for having consistent answers to a few common yes or no questions.
9f3d48 No.222849
>>222847
Thank God we can get sone enrichment.
b2c80b No.222850
>>222847
>mfw i will never be cultural enriched
03822b No.222856
>>222848
You are a: Conservative Anti-Government Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 83%
Liberalism score: -83%
I guess that means I'm not a consistent person.
16479e No.222858
>>222856
Yeah, how is one supposed to be an ultranationalist and anti-government at the same time?
2ad0ee No.222860
>>221866
>You are a: Right-Leaning Authoritarian Nationalist Fundamentalist
>Collectivism score: -17%
>Authoritarianism score: 67%
>Internationalism score: 0%
>Tribalism score: 33%
>Liberalism score: -100%
2ad0ee No.222861
c7fa34 No.222868
>>221866
Fucking what?
You are a: Right-Leaning Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nationalist Liberal
Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: 33%
lel
d1bdf6 No.222875
>>222868
That's a pretty horse.
c7ac68 No.222878
88d8fe No.222945
>>222942
Failed to be any kind of rational human being? Yes. You did.
07bdfa No.222950
>>222861
That is the most nonsensical political ideology that I have ever heard of. A nation without a government is a complete contradiction in terms.
b123c2 No.222951
>>221866
There's also this one:
http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_much_of_a_cuck_are_you_1
You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Ultranationalist Reactionary
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 83%
Liberalism score: -67%
07bdfa No.222953
>>222949
What an actual communist gets when taking this quiz:
YOUR c— LEVEL IS: 28%
28%
NOT A CUCK. Although you may indulge in one or two questionable habits or entertain a few less-than-savory sentiments, on the whole you are degeneracy-free and thoroughly uncucked
It's still stupid as fuck.
b123c2 No.222954
>>222953
Try getting 100%. It's a bit hard
b123c2 No.222956
>>222954
Normally I'd be at 0%, but I decided to try. I got 93% KING OF THE CUCKS. You are a lost cause, without a shred of pride or dignity left in you. I would designate some painful punishment for you, but you'd probably just enjoy it, deviant scum
cbd1ee No.222958
YOUR c— LEVEL IS: 4%
PATRICIAN. You are moral, educated, non-degenerate, and impervious to all forms of modernism, relativism, cuckery, and leftist trickery.
I'm a right leaning liberal though.
10e513 No.222961
Honestly a bit surprised. I thought my liberal arts degree would doom me for sure.
846d02 No.222963
The political compass fails because it fails to account for worldviews that meld right-wing social view (which are what define left/right and the first place) and collectivist economics. Everything lacks context, but it isn't as though people use internet quizzes to determine what they believe, right, >>221821?
This one is better than the other one I posted.
http://politicaltest.net/en/test/execute
>>222951
Lot of stuff lacks nuance, but it works.
b123c2 No.222983
>>222963
>The political compass fails because it fails to account for worldviews that meld right-wing social view
This
8c4b22 No.222992
>>222963
Are you like a National Bolshevik or something?
ae6ebb No.223006
>>222992
I'm just a general reactionary than anything else. Franco is my man.
6a6ec0 No.223007
>>222843
bottle water that is not pic related is retarded.
>>222473
>/pdfs/
and you learn something new every day
>las eventuras de tintin en el congo
you have to go back
97b338 No.223009
So these are my results. Am I a degenerate /polne/? also cuck level was 14%. Forgot to screencap that one
2ad0ee No.223010
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85b994 No.223013
>>223009
The new version of this test is shit, I answered all the Nationalist questions with "strongly agree" and got this.
ae6ebb No.223015
>>223013
I miss the old three axis graph that was used.
86f87f No.223017
>>223006
You might like the NazBols then. They are about as reactionary as a person can get, and even though they use the hammer and sickle their economic system is state-run capitalism. It is like nazism with government-owned corporations.
>>223009
It looks like you are just an American neo-liberal.
24fd21 No.223084
> 93% are more extremist then you
fucking extremists, moderate is where it's at
846d02 No.223103
>>223084
m I l q u e t o a s t
24fd21 No.223105
>>223103
being a moderate doesn't mean you are a pushover
4695a2 No.223110
24fd21 No.223111
>>223110
But that's just your shitty opinion.
Being a moderate means I am more stable and balanced.
4695a2 No.223114
>>223111
It means that you fall for the fallacy of the undistributed middle.
24fd21 No.223118
>>223114
I don't know what the fuck that means but it still doesn't mean I'm a pushover or undecided. I know where I stand and I stand as a moderate.
4695a2 No.223126
>>223118
>I don't know what the fuck that means but…
The eternal mantra of the "middle"
e5916d No.223136
The thing that these tests are failing to account for, at least for me, is that as an empirical thinker my views will either be: 1, neutral due to not having enough verified information to form an accurate perspective, or 2, subject to change whenever new information and logic challenges a previously held viewpoint. I'm the sort that holds no emotional attachment to my viewpoints, the truth matters above all else. So whatever these results say I am… I am probably more of a centrist if anything because in almost every instance of a question asked the answer is 'it depends on the circumstances best according to the facts/there's more nuance to X issue than these choices allow me to quantify into the results'. If I have any bias it would be that I tend to be highly skeptical of authoritarian solutions and less so of libertarian-spectrum approaches, but even there I'd say exceptions are possible. As evidence of that it says I'm left-leaning in one test, and I'm right-leaning in another. Guess I'm one hell of a snowflake as far as these tests can determine eh?
e5916d No.223138
And the results of a test I missed, these test keep saying different things about my perspective. I answered 'neutral' a lot.
This one does illustrate my views well with the graph though, views are shown to be largely independent of the right/left spectrum since I'm about the same in both according to this one.
b123c2 No.223142
>you have to go back
I hope you're fucking kidding.
27e412 No.225750
I am Amazed no one in this thread is deeper in the purple square.