/pone/ - My Little Pony

>>222608

Creating the profile was the first step. Although Starlight doesn't normally wear clothes, I went ahead and picked out a picture of her dressed in an outfit that's sure to arouse Bernie fans.

If you want to check out her profile, you can find it at http://berniesingles.com/members/cantflimflamtheglimglam/profile/

>>222611

I only started last night, and Starlight already has 12 friends! Here's the latest to fall for Starlight's equine wiles. He seems like an upstanding guy.

>>222613

There are also plenty of groups to join on the site. It's [current year] and I realize that sometimes a girl just has to slut it up in order to get attention from the guys. This group seems like a good way to turn some heads.

Faggot.

>>222614

As this board proves, there are plenty of gentlemen who are very attracted to small, pastel horses. I was a little disturbed to find that there was no group among the Bernie people to cater to this interest, so I went ahead and started one! You can find it at http://berniesingles.com/groups/horses-for-bernie/

Although the group only has three members (including Glimmy herself), one of the others flirted with her! It's a shame that his wonderful religion forbids him from eating horses, but it gives me great hope that lots of goyim prospects are out there waiting!

>>222608

holy fuck glimmerfag you just went full autist

>>222616

I'm a little concerned that no nice, progressive boy has shown interest, so I uploaded a few spicy pictures to the site. If that doesn't get them interested, I don't know what will!

>>222616

>that Shekelstein comment

I don't even care that you're not trolling serious Berniefags. I'm still getting a laugh out of it. Keep it up OP – and if you trigger any serious Bernie supports so much the better.

This website. This fucking website.

http://berniesingles.com/about-us/

>Hey, we are some proud Bernie supporters that thought it might be cool for us to have a place to meet other people and connect with supporters. Meet cool Bernie-loving dudes and dudettes. Meet people that have a general understanding of how the economy works! Or even meet people that aren’t complete bigots!

>>222625

A for effort. There's a lot of lulz to be had here and I'm sure you'll harvest some good ones. Plenty of /pol/acks already appear to be doing so.

>>222627

>For once I can feel the Bern without being in an oven!

The kosher boy continues to tease Glimmer.

Although the thought of old, wrinkly socialist balls on her face is unappealing, desperate times call for desperate measures. Starlight Glimmer has joined the Over 40 group in search of a sugar daddy.

>>222627

These always make me laugh

You aren't even highlighting your best posts, CCCPone. Dry spell must be pretty bad, huh? You know what they say about the most passionate grassroots supporters…they attend Trump rallies.

>>222644

>Dinduberg

>Cole Berner

Love them. The subtle ones are the best.

>>222644

>Christopher Poole.

>>222645

You have no idea how bad it is. Starlight's pretty much on the pony farr.

The threesome group does not appear to be panning out. Glimmy was removed for some strange reason. Luckily, being kicked from a group is a minor setback for a unicorn as powerful as Starlight, and she returned and made the evil, racist administrator of the group face some hard questions about his latent prejudices.

Suddenly, a flurry of activity.

Glimmy appears to have attracted the attention of Hotwheelz himself! Grateful for this wonderful shitpost repository, she throws herself at him like a good pony should.

>>222653

Then, Glimmy meets someone who she would never have imagined actually existed. Her membership in the threesomes group has paid handsome dividends, and she has an intimate chat with a man who is somehow both a Bernie fan and a huge cuckold.

After roughly 48 hours of glorious equality, Starlight Glimmer has been banned from berniesingles.com

It appears that pony love was just a little too intense for the limp-wristed Bernie people. Still, Starlight made some wonderful friends and baited one wonderful cuck.

>>222698

Good job for the effort, kept me chuckling like an idiot.

>This Thread

Faggot。

>>222698

>Starlight Glimmer has been banned from berniesingles.com

How dare they send the Glim Glam to the Gulag. And Schlomo "Oy Vey" Shekelstein too?! Annuda shoah! At least Schlomo Chaimowitz perseveres, but I now fear for the Chosen People. Berniefags confirmed for forgetting the 6 hundred trillion.

Nice work OP, and brilliant job getting the cuck out of the woodwork. A bit more subtlety may have kept the charade going longer, but it certainly wouldn't have been as fun.

>>222855

this whole website is a joke with with a short life. once Bernie drops out do to the fact that the hill has the nigga vote, this sight will die. o well fun while it lasted.