/pone/ - My Little Pony

Lets start with the obvious one: Horse Pussy. For some fucking reason, you horsefuckers are fixated on the friendship between equine and cat. Hang around for a few threads and you'll find some faggot exclaiming this. Go on one on the chats advertised in channels from time to time, you will read this term nonstop. Definitely part of the /pone/ heritage.

Every once in a while, a picture of a horse and a cat is of exceptionally high quality, one wishes to express their appreciation in a monetary fashion. Insert horse dong. For some reason based on the vietnamese currency (probably because đồng has a zalgo-ish feeling), this seems to be the prime legal tender for horsepussy. Now i'll stop talking because i said the same thing twice already and you might realise i make this stuff up.

As expected when you open a thread; many a denizen cannot survive staying long without some strong fucking alcohol, and creating such threads requires some strong stuff. I'm pulling out of my ass that there used to be an anon with a fuckton of corn whiskey; but he blew most of it shitting up cyoa threads. Every once in a while, a bottle of donk is found, but as implied; such occurances are rare.

The way to piss everyone on-board off is to mention the three pols. Either one of em will be enough to rile up about half of the pone population. Though /pol/ and /leftypol/ are quite well known in this respect; knowledge of the existence of /polpol/ will allow you to upset 150% of the boards' inhabitants. If only that didn't come down to three people; this would be a great trolling tactic.

Since Recently, /pone/ is obsessed with the progressive rock band Pure Reason Revolution. Please tell me 'progressive' adjective refers to 'rock' rather then 'band' or that you're just trolling the hell out of them because otherwise, what the fuck? If you wanna make a succesful post, just dump the band name in the thread without any fucking context and see your likes, upvotes, reblogs or however that works on 8chan soar.

Oh look at the time! I'm off duty for 7 minutes already. you all go look at this crap on your own, I'm gonna go not be at work anymore, so no questions.

>>224448

>>224451

tip top kek

>>224454

I dont get this one

>>224487

oh right, now I see

have a horsepussy

Hey, I heard you like Red. We have a vial of that in the museum's collection! It smells really good.

This is the Common Mule. It is called that because it is a very commonly posted meme. Go ahead and save this if you like! The museum is non profit, and it's not like this mule is exceedingly rare or anything.

alright faggots. I'm back again. Wait… did you just spend the whole fucking night in the museum?? Oh well, I'm just a curator/guide. If shit's missing that's security's business; not mine.

>>224520

cyoa:

Like most words;this one came to fruition by some spagettifag mistyping 'ciao'. Back when there were still 10 fucking people around as opposed to just us two, eight of them committed the crime of 'getting a life' and went 'so long, suckers', or, more accurately, started picking up macaroni in their own 'AIUM LEEFINK TUH FANDUMB(HARHAR) FOREHVOR!!' thread. Contrary to the usual instances of when this kind of thread is created, the eight didn't return the next day, or even the day after.

Now to answer your question, these threads appear on the board, and are bumped down by other threads with actual content. Unless a moderator kills it first, it will be bumped down to a place called "page two"; There used to exist places named "page three" to "page twelve", but because josh is a faggot and cannot into quadric time, posts there can now only be reached by catalog. A catalog is a conbination between a cat and a log. The log is there to keep the cat afloat, because apparently those fuckers need air in order to function. The cat is used to grip to the thread as a reaction to being dumped into the water, though experimentation suggests they will do their clawing whenever they hit any body, not necesarily one of water. Anyway, after that, it will follow really advanced classes forever in a place called 404.

so if you follow me back, I'll show you were moonmare and earth pony twilight are hung.[/spoiler].. hanged? Whatever, you know what i mean.[/spoiler]

Since it has long been established that modern humans have no fucking clue about the geology of their own planet, /pone/ residents started to give a shit about the moons surface instead; particularly Crisium Basin. This piece of moon surface has been chosen because in comparison to its surroundings and especially earths surface; there really is fuckall to remember there being there. Unless you need to draw the borders, all you need to do is draw about three circles. another reason /pone/ faggots are exceptionally good in remembering this particular empty patch of moon; is that is resembles well the other non-pony stuff that is in their lives.

These are actually three elements. Like horse pussy is two. Pony is fucking obvious, I hope; because that's just a misspelling of the board name. Twilight is that wonderful time of day where the sun is going down and I can stop doing this fucking boring-ass tour for you faggots. On that regard; did any of you bother to pay? Anyway; 'earth' is there because some faggot decided to invent winged horses, and most of the people here are afraid of heights. Demanding earth to be present in the picture makes sure they don't need to worry too much about that fobia. Anyway; so basically; this refers to the best way to relax: earth, a pony, and twilight.

And don't you motherfucking DARE think of the shitty books or movies.

Earth pony Twilight?

yes i'd fucking think so; why else would it be in the god damn museum? geez.

Alright; even though I ain't got nothing, it is about time for my lunch break and I wanna at least pretend to be eating something. So complain as much as you want, I won't be pointing you to exhibits until my imaginary cheese sandwish is done.

wait… since it is imaginary anyway; fuck it; I'll have an imaginary seven course dinner. cyoa later.

>>224447

Could Tim Curry be the receptionist? It sure

SOUNDS

like a good idea to me.