d0405f No.225481
So it turns out that ==BASED== Ted Cruz is one of us. Who else is ready to cruz towards greatness?
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/07/ted-cruz-has-a-favorite-my-little-pony-character/
bc452c No.225482
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I thought we were done over-glorifying random celb acknowledgements
415d3e No.225485
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>>225481
>==BASED== Ted Cruz
e25824 No.225486
I always thought /pol/ was just bulshitting about shills, I should've known better
3af150 No.225488
who cares
trump is going to win anyway and noone outside of usa will care
end of story
fuck the media and the 24/7 celebrity bullshit
bc452c No.225493
>>225488
>noone outside of usa will care
Besides the folks like the Queen
393a67 No.225496
>>225488
It seems he's only really popular in the deep south, he is starting to lose everywhere else.
3af150 No.225497
>>225496
Good for them. That will turn out nicely either way.
393a67 No.225500
>>225497
Are you implying trump will be the next Jefferson Davis?
I say let the south secede again, they are the crappiest part of America anyways, we need to cut that turd loose.
ea07e4 No.225503
>fucks up red text
>Cruz can't even be president because not American
What a waste of a thread. Go be a faggot elsewhere OP
dc3497 No.225507
>>225481
>biggest liar of all the Republican candidates
>favorite pony is the Element of Honesty
topkek
2d9b24 No.225508
3d2638 No.225509
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Sensible choice for best pony.
495fc5 No.225510
Fuck. Applejack's my favorite pony too, but I fucking hate Cruz. I have no idea how to reconcile this contradiction in my life.
bc452c No.225511
>>225510
I'm lucky I hate both
fb95f6 No.225513
>>225511
And I'm even more lucky! I get to check your triple dubs!
6c1434 No.225520
OP is a jew
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
8b335d No.225524
>>225481
will he make ponies real?
415d3e No.225526
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Applejack is also my favorite. Pretty sure, she'd just buck this rotten apple right into the trash.
24d2be No.225532
Who do you think Donald Trumps favorite pony is?
bc452c No.225535
>>225534
If "pony" is shorthand for "MLP thing"
869a2b No.225541
>>225500
But I don't want to be cut loose, triple dubs!
>>225508
>Emperor of Man
Big E united all of humanity under one banner, even if they wore turbans or sombreros.
04c5ba No.225544
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Do you think God Emperor Trump is a Rarafag?
a2a9b1 No.225548
>>225544
> Rarity is a top notch designer, really top notch. Quality stuff. I'm wearing her cufflinks right now. People see this and they think Tiffany, maybe Buccellati. No, Rarity. Because that's what I'm all about: world class luxury and excellence.
Nice digits.
bc452c No.225551
>>225548
It's funny because she's a nudist yokel
dc3497 No.225552
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we all know who Trump's real favorite pony would be
04c5ba No.225554
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eeaf77 No.225560
>>225496
Care to expand on that?
ebeb54 No.225570
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>>225544
Of course. Who but a rarafag would have a living room like pic related?
afe1bf No.225610
>>225544
Honestly if someone brought up the mlp fandom to Trump I bet he would think we were disgusting Manchildern and advocate for us all to be deported.
eee0ac No.225614
>>225496
I'd argue he's popular everywhere but evangelical territory.
f4ac4a No.225617
>>225614
But isn't the bible belt a core republican voter block?
Can he afford to estrange the very people he relies on to get him elected?
5674f3 No.225625
>>225488
>fuck the media and the 24/7 celebrity bullshit
Hitler dubs have been checked
9b8d2d No.225626
>>225617
Plains != South. He has a solid block of southern states.
187c89 No.225645
>>225610
Let's be honest with ourselves. Looking at the vast majority of the people who watch this show, it'd be for the best.
86f44f No.225663
>225500
Fuck off fag, the South is more based than anywhere else.
86f44f No.225665
>>225496
>No facts
He just won Michigan, faggot.
>>225500
Fuck off faggot, the south is more based than anywhere else.
393a67 No.225685
>>225665
The north could kick the south's ass any day of the week.
6d9db1 No.225692
>>225663
The South is so fucked. Every mountain has had its top cut off. Residential areas are underneath the clouds generated by coal power plants. The water actually stinks straight of of the tap. The people are dumb as shit. There is no infrastructure apart from what is built by the feds. Everyone is too poor to shop anywhere but Wal-Mart. You regularly see needles and used condoms on every sidewalk.
The South is fucking Third World.
393a67 No.225697
>>225692
That's why I think we let them secede. Let them have their "muh confederacy". Although I doubt they would last long before descending into chaos without the rest of the country. They already have "poland syndrome", they are fucked.
c4e984 No.225705
>>225685
Jesus fuck. Yanks?
You like hangin' with niggers?
I got a good cider tree you would look good in.
c4e984 No.225706
>>225697
>>225692
Y'all haven't been drunk on corn whiskey? Have any of you two idiots indulge in a southern life? Faggots are missing out
58faea No.225711
>implying Snot Missile likes ponies
>implying he isn't lying to gain support
58faea No.225712
>>225685
That shitty pic forgets to include racial statistics. The only thing I could think of that whites would be doing is the meth labs. Everything else is because of the fact that niggers are mostly in the South.
This is coming from a yankee.
8b335d No.225714
>>225552 illegal interdimensional alien, she got to go back
>>225554
its like you faggots dont watch the show
5f2562 No.225754
>>225697
When I think about it, some kind of split might actually help in the long run if it was done right. Of course there's slim chance of that ever happening in the current political situation…. and even if it did, chances are it would be less like Czechoslovakia and more like Yugoslavia.