Princess Celestia shows up at your house one day and informs you that, due to a recent dragon attack, Ponyville has been destroyed. While the town is being rebuilt, she has decided the Mane 6 will live with you. There's only two rules you have to follow:

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Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 04:12:30 e86ea2 No.225660

Princess Celestia shows up at your house one day and informs you that, due to a recent dragon attack, Ponyville has been destroyed. While the town is being rebuilt, she has decided the Mane 6 will live with you. There's only two rules you have to follow:

1. You cannot hurt the poni

2. You cannot sex the poni

If you break the rules you will be banished to Tartarus. How do things go with your new housemates?

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 04:33:09 3f5e58 No.225664

>>225660

What if poni wants to sex me?

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 04:59:32 dfb405 No.225666

Its simple, fug them all.

>implying Celestia could stop the elements of harmony.

And then, in my dreams, and I'd fug her sister, Luna.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:05:00 3f5e58 No.225667

>>225666

Satan trips confirm, Anon can fuck the shit out of any pone he pleases, and Sunbutt can't do shit about it

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:05:22 e86ea2 No.225668

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>>225666 (checked)

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:07:30 2d6252 No.225669

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Yeah I don't know about cramming six ponies into a dorm room. Or a twin bed. I guess we have no choice but to get extra cozy.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:10:57 dfb405 No.225670

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>>225666

Dear satan, what have I done?

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:23:37 8a48cb No.225671

Jesus christ this is a slow board

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:26:40 65babe No.225672

Can I watch my wife fuck them? I am fairly certain that she would fuck Twilight since she has a thing for Tara Strong.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:26:53 e03ee2 No.225673

>>225671

4chan's too fast for me

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:32:53 dfb405 No.225674

>>225671

Quality > Quantity

Although, the fact of this board having 'quality' is a debatable issue.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:35:07 a9167c No.225677

>>225666

only the devil could had come with such a masterplan.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 05:58:54 abcc35 No.225680

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>>225660

Cuddles are superior

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 07:09:32 c886ea No.225699

Cuddle the poni

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 08:32:32 e0688f No.225709

The happiness i feel in Tartarus for sexing the horse will mean i win.

CYOA Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 18:51:01 be0afd No.225775

>>225660

I'm Sure this is what OP wanted.

>You Stare patiently at the Princess poni. "Only For a Month, Then they can return tho Equestria, Two Rules- Do NOT fug or hurt them."

>Well Fug, Those are some impossible Rules To Follow.

> Before you ask What if poni wants to sex me, she vanishes.

>you 180 spin, and see Unicorn Twilight, organizing your /v/idya Gaems, and Spike is cleaning under Twilights Demand.

>Your Closet is open, there are bits and bobs in there

>Your Computer is on, Its currently on Masterchan. you can hear ruckus from your bedroom, and kitchen.

>your bed is clean, your window is open, and your TV is playing a re-run of Prison break.

Wut Do? (CYOA)

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:43:48 dfb405 No.225793

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>>225775

>masterchan

>Wut Do?

>mp4 related

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:48:59 bdc131 No.225795

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>>225775

>masterchan

Teach ponies the magic of CP.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 21:33:05 a6c7c2 No.225809

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I'm a bear. I eat like a bear, smell like a bear, sleep like a bear, and shit like a bear. They probably leave my cave due to the smell and incessant snoring.

Pinky tries to make friends. For days. She finally realizes I'm a bear.

Fluttershy is reduced repeatedly to tears when she realizes that I can hunt my own food and that food typically consists of living animals.

Rarity thinks that Celestia is a massive shithead for making her sleep in a cave.

Applebutt is too drunk to care, unable to get over the complete loss of her property.

Twilight studies me to add an addendum to the Encyclopedia of bears. It reads, "The bear is what you'd expect of a bear.

Rainbow Dash is still a fucking cunt.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 22:38:55 be0afd No.225814

>>225795

>teach pones magic of cp

>You Sit at your computer, spike is sitting on twilight, and everyones crowded around.

>8ch.net/hebe

>Suddenly, popup. "This is the FBI, you are a pedophile."

>Oh shit

>Crack the password using loic. that's the last time you forget incognito mode

>Suddenly, FBI are kicking in doors. Act fast.

>gov.uk/hack

>Crack password with Hoic. You now have access to Helicopters

>Self destruct!

> Explosions, and death. the Main 6 are started, and watch as you kill innocents.

>FBI Are ded,

>Fap to CP in front of spike

>Buy them all bleach

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 23:15:01 2d6252 No.225816

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>>225814

And the moral of the story is one I thought we already knew. Never visit masterchan.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 23:30:58 e86ea2 No.225817

>>225775

Make lunch

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 08:34:28 5a2628 No.225866

Since poni is singular, not plural, the rules are not broken as long as I have sex with a minimum of 2 ponies at a time.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 09:49:23 15923f No.225867

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>>225809

Very nice, capp'd.

Burr in Equestria fic when?

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 18:08:20 be0afd No.225905

>>225817

>you get up from the chair and head to the kitchen, and the first sight you see is Pinkie pie washing her eyes out with bleach.

.gaf a ruoY .nonA iH<

>She seems to be shit. You Open your Fridge to find a Microwave-able pizza. You put it in the microwave, and eat it after it finished cooking.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 18:40:04 be0afd No.225909

>>225867

>You teleport into equsrtria

>there is no comunism

>you are russian bear.

>You scream for vladimir putin

>No answer

>You grab tight of your Samozaryadnaya Vintovka Tokareva, and scream CYKA BLYAT

>you go inyto poniville and kill all not for comunism