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e22a9c No.225842

I'm tired as fuck and haven't done this in a few years but whatever.

>be Anon

>arrived in Equestria a month ago

>you went to sleep in your bed, but when you woke up, you were on a cold floor surrounded by confused horse guards

>after the initial shock and confusion dissipated, and you were deemed not a potential hazard by the guard, you were arranged with a place to sleep in the castle

>It's not much, but it's better than your old apartment and in a fucking castle

>no complaints there

>in her free time, Princess Celestia has been teaching you the geography, history, and culture of Equestria

>she seems pretty well versed in most of it considering her age

>but, despite her <1000 year age, she still holds a staggering beauty, a symbol of light and goodness in Equestria

>she still humble, tho

>you're currently sitting with her, breaking from the lesson on Central Equestrian history to enjoy some tea and sandwiches

>"So Anon, how has the adjustment to living in Equestria been so far?"

"I mean, I haven't been here long, but nopony has tried to lynch me yet, so that's good. The biggest problem so far has been adjusting to using different pronouns for everything and accepting that furniture is not designed for me."

>the furniture part was the biggest. Thankfully, Celestia was about as big as you so a lot of the castle's chairs and cushions fit you too.

>"How has adjusting emotionally been? Don't you get homesick, knowing you probably won't go back to where you're from?

I can't think of more dialogue, so choose it for me.

>there wasn't anything for me there

>I will always miss it, but I've accepted it

>a piece of myself was lost when I left

Alternatively, dubs or higher gets to choose whatever Anon says. Clop is an option in that case. Seconding a post counts, but self-rerolling doesn't because I said so.

3212b6 No.225847

>>225842

Go to museum


510521 No.225852

>>225842

How about "It was boring and I had no friends"?


890800 No.225855

>>225842

Rolling

"No, because I get to look at your sweet ass"

(Work with it)


890800 No.225856

>>225855

Oh shit, nailed it: 00 dubs


d5f86e No.225860

File: 1457593389567.jpg (70.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 0xA210.jpg)

>>225855

sexy times incoming


e22a9c No.225862

>>225855

Nice dubs, bro. I'll continue tomorrow


e22a9c No.225914

I'm back

>"How has adjusting emotionally been? Don't you get homesick, knowing you probably won't go back to where you're from?

"There wasn't anything for me there. I'm better off here. Besides, the scenery here is much nicer…"

>you finish this sentence with a noticeable glance at her rump, hoping she takes the hint

>you didn't think you'd fall for a magic horse at first, but after a while you realized that didn't really matter and sunhorse it hot as hell

>and she's nice to you, that's a big plus as well

>Celestia notices your long glance at her body, a light blush adorning her cheeks now

>"While that's…flattering, I think we should get back to the lesson now."

"How about we switch to a new lesson?"

>"Sure! What did you have in mind?"

I fucking suck at dialogue. You're electives are:

>pony courtship

>pony anatomy

>analingus 101

or the dubs rule again


05b6ef No.225917

>>225914

>>pony courtship

>>pony anatomy

Both baffling when it comes to Celestia


83e1ee No.225918

>>225914

>analingus 101

You'd better not abandon us like all the other cyoafags.


510521 No.225922

>>225918

analingus is coming on too strong. I'm gonna roll for something more subtle. Basic Mendelian inheritance


890800 No.225924

>>225922

winrar


e22a9c No.225927

>>225922

Well that was fast. I'll follow up this evening, probably do a couple a day until it's finished.

>>225918

I'll try, but no promises. This is just a one shot thing anyway so there's no real reason to.


f835f7 No.225952

File: 1457650391839.jpg (68.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Bloodborne1.jpg)

Keep going…


e22a9c No.225958

>>225922

I don't know how to work a horse pun into Medel.

"How about…genetic inheritance?"

>"W-what about it would you like to learn about? I'm not very knowledgeable about the subject other than basics."

>seems like she's taking your hinting

>and judging by her blush and awkward smirk, she likes it

>you're sure not having a partner in in more than an average lifetime makes a mare lonely, given she doesn't seem to mind the species barrier either

"How about a hypothetical?"

>"Sure! Any ideas?"

"Would a minotaur and a pony produce fertile offspring? Or a human and a pony?"

>her blush intensifies

>"U-um I don't really know a-about that Anonymous. My guess w-would be no."

"So if I mated with a pony, a condom wouldn't be necessary?"

>jesus, you're really laying it on thick

>it shows, too. Celestia's blush is a deep red and spans across her cheeks and muzzle now

>you should probably start something now, instead of just teasing

I forgot how awful I am at dialogue, once we get to clop I'll do a lot better and have longer posts. For now, decide on what to say/do. I'll keep going tomorrow.

>keep going the weird science flirt route

>get cheesy (I'd probably be better with this one dialogue-wise)

>start complimenting her body, end with a long kiss

and as always, dubs rule


3e511c No.225964

>>225958

I love it when people act as if Celestia is a pony like anyone else. Unless "pony" really does only mean magical cartoony Care Bear horsie thing.


d5f86e No.225965

>>225958

compliments


890800 No.226002

>>225996

My sides.

I can't even describe how well that works


f835f7 No.226004

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>225996

Still prefer this.


890800 No.226006

>>226004

Hmm, it is fur so I suppose it fits thematically at least.

I don't mind fapping while listening to satire.


7c891e No.226042

>>225958

Ease up just a smidgen. She's a classy sort, after all. Perhaps ask if a short break would be prudent. Perhaps tea… in her quarters? (privacy, and closer proximity to bed, should things keep going that route.) …maybe a joke about 'anatomy' later or something.


7c891e No.226043

>>226042

Aw, what a shame. Off by two.


7c891e No.226044

>>226043

Ehh. I'll be a scumbag and post again, just to get it goin'.

Cheese makes things fun.

>>226042


e22a9c No.226102

>>226044

Dubberinos. So am I going with >>226042 ?


7c891e No.226123

>>226102

Might as well. Have fun with it, yo.




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