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ec8ea0 No.226124

Here some fresh feels, a thread from half that 404'd about your greatest fears about actually making it to Equestria.

Here's some highlights:

"Pinkie pie sings her smile song. It's as heavenly as you remember it. She's approaching everyone and just singing to them. Then she makes eye contact with you and her tone drops and she becomes somewhat nervous. "E-Excuse me."she says in a timid tone as she skitters around you, then when she feels a safe distance away, she goes back to her normal singing and greeting everyone"

"Ponies obviously don't want anything to do with you, your only escape from being alone now is in your dreams where you can at least pretend they like you, maybe even love you.

Except Luna keeps breaking up the dreams because she doesn't want you getting them mixed up with reality and trying to force something on them. Plus she thinks them being with you is degenerate"

This one might get the horsefuckers real good: "Estrus turns out to be exactly like every fanfiction describes it.

But they don't want anything to do with you. They lust over any stallion, hell, any sapient male they can find. Except you. Oh they talk to you. A lot. Because they hope you know where the rest of the males are hiding. Any males. Any males at all. But you don't. Or you don't tell them because you promised the guys you wouldn't. Because they can't handle all that sex. All day and night. Any and every mare.

The mares start to resent you for it. Honestly why did you have to be such a jerk to them? Why couldn't you give them what they wanted? Information or even a hint to any available male"

For the ones who would die for their waifus: ">Be an average pony.

>Your world sucks.

>You wish you could escape into that magical world of Earth.

>It's your favorite show, and you really want to meet your husbando.

>Finally get depressed enough to end it.

>You have to see him.

>You have to get there.

>Be an average man.

>Your world sucks.

>You wish you could escape into that magical world of Equestria.

>It's your favorite show, and you really want to meet your waifu.

>Finally get depressed enough to end it.

>You have to see her.

>You have to get there.

>Be an average pony.

>Your world sucks.

>You wish you could escape into that magical world of Earth.

>It's your favorite show, and you really want to meet your husbando.

>Finally get depressed enough to end it.

>You have to see him.

>You have to get there.

There's much more, go cry for yourself.

Hard mode:ctrl-F General Supplies and try not to cry. I hadn't cried in over ten years and finally his greens broke me after limping my way through that massive bog of feels.

ec8ea0 No.226125


427507 No.226129

Every time i read an AiE story were everyone acts friendly at the weird monkey from another dimension like he's the best thing in the planet i can't help but give a small chuckle.

i wonder if ponies don't think any different to another human being, they might be friendly toward you but once they realize how much of a socially inept person you are they will ignore you.

As a human you are nothing special, no super strength like your average earth pony, can't even have wings like pegasus or cast magic like a unicorn, ponies will think of you as a lower being that is not worth the time to even look at you.

In resume, you are just a shadow walking in the vast land of Equestria. A simple breeze that will be forgotten like any other day.

I can just imagine every day there will be a struggle to survive, giving your best demeador to get a job and be rejected every time while i try to rest at night outside the cold night. Finally getting a low life job like a janitor and collect the bits to buy food and rent a single room apartament.

Every day i have to awake early to go to my job and then go back to my place, trying the best to enjoy my loneliness until i finally close my eyes to rest, just to make the same routine of today and yesterday.

With not a single soul to talk with.

The only confort i can think every night before the sleep gets me is that things are not worse for me than they are right now.


ec8ea0 No.226132

>>226129

You might like this namefag's anon, then

http://pastebin.com/u/BigBlackButters

Basically a fat worthless sack of shit get there, is shunnned and shit on by everything so goes and becomes alpha with Iron Will's help and basically tells them all to eat his dick for like 15-ish chapters, and contiues to became a badass under his own power while recieving shit from all but like five pone. It's worth a read, inspiring and with lots of keks and alpha-tier feels and action. Try it. start at the bottom and head up.




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