And to get us started, "The Ultimate Slowdown", written by same faggot or something. Instumentals in the embed
faggot op, shitpostin' away
the pone board threads whilst being gay
then glimmerfag did his ban evade
going again on a /pol/ cruisade
op fannyflustered and argued away
then /leftypol/ joined and said op is gay
then started dropping them pills so blue
'till /pol/ came back and then said fuck you
Aryanne, Franziska and kyra join in
jump on Veronica, because she is sin
another clop thread and another fag plead
to find him some pics which includes egghead
Theres CYOA and then out with the kraut
and maybe the ponecast when they don't bail out
Sunset's off to her church or her rally
and a fag complains about his beer belly
this is the ultimate slowdown
of 8chans board pone
gud posts bad posts and more funposts
as good as they can be
Why am I doing this even
could have had some high tea
this is the ultimate slowdown
of 8chans board pone
Vichan helped by being shit
the two back pages are throwing a fit
gave rise again, to a thread 'bout plot
and you can't argue, her arse is hot.
migration woes were all abound
literally cancer being a clown
Then there's the thread 'bout the IRS
and infinity beta, which you can't access
500s galore and josh threw a fit
because we asserted his skills are shit
since he knew fuck all about quadric time
and here a line just to make it rhyme
infinite next then went down the drain
and since catalog-only is fucking pain
two pages of board is a fucking joke
then crippe came on, this the words he spoke:
this is the ultimate slowdown
of 8chans board pone
gud posts bad posts and more funposts
as good as they can be
Why am I doing this even
I could have had some high tea
this is the ultimate slowdown
of 8chans board pone
Jush is a fag
Infinity's shit
so what will we do
so we can fix it
I got here a poll
like /pone/'s had three
so what should we do
just tell it to me
We could do a retry
of infinity
have lynxchan instead
or stick with the vi
just fuck my shit up
is the memers reply
so make now your choice
and I will comply
then anonymous one
and anonymous two
to anonymous ninethousand-one went too
and 'who would win' ops
and G E P
and revisionfag
and even me
/flutter/
and /clop/
and /mlphate/
and every dank fucking meme to date
ruby and red
and madelene peters
rick
some chic
a dick
and the haters
all came out of the woodworks slothly slow
chose 'fuck my shit' and let it blow
't was a greatest move they weren't bored
but all forgot it'll be ignored
The poll went on for twentyfour hours
yet none of the nerds in that time hit the showers
Then the choice was made
and now the board gets gud
it will be great it won't be a dud
this is the ultimate slowdown
of 8chans board pone
gud posts bad posts and more funposts
as good as they can be
Why am I doing this even
could have had some high tea
this is the ultimate slowdown
(this is the ultimate slowdown)
this is the ultimate slowdown
(this is the ultimate slowdown)
this is the ultimate slowdown
of 8chans board pone