>>226487
We watch it because we hate you.
MLP was never good, and this whole thing has always been a joke. Just like baneposters, we've spent the past five years pretending to worship something we all agreed was shit, and the whole thing developed into a shitposting culture of its own.
Everything from the first pony threads on /co/ and /b/ to the terrible autism fests on DA was all part of the joke. The biggest ruse in history. For five years now we've been pretending to be retarded, and we've played our part so well that we've become some of the most hated people in existence.
And we did it all for you, OP. Yes, you specifically. We've spent the past five years shitposting and pretending to be retarded, concentrating every ampere of power our ruse-beams had on you and you alone specifically for this moment, OP. This moment being the moment where you confirm that you fell for our clever trick, where you admit that you watch a shitty cartoon for little girls, and where you admit that you - even if only for a short time - enjoyed this shitty cartoon for little girls.
AND WE FEEL NO REMORSE OR REGRET
FOR WE ARE[/i]