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3ae8a4  No.321469

>2019, another year in which I won’t wake up from a dream feeling something warm and soft lying on me, I won’t open eyes seeing Rarity lying on me, giving me her charming look, she won’t cover my mouth with her hoof stopping my cry of surprise, she won’t say “I've always wanted this the same as you”, and then she will never kiss me.

This is a New Year thread, it is your yearly reminder that Equestria and magical ponies are not real, don’t exist and never existed. You can think about them, watch their adventures, draw yourself together with them, imagine situations where you’re together, but you will never meet them in real world, you won’t pick them up with any existing sense, nor feel their sweet scent – so different then the stench of this world, nor feel softness and warmth of their bodies, nor hear their cute warm voices. You will forever be isolated from them. You can lie to yourself, say that I talk shit, but that’s the truth, Harry Potter fans don’t become wizards, LOTR fans don’t turn into elves, and Anime fans have only their silly comics, and you got only your pictures of ponies on the internet. You can look for pointless substitutes but they will always be only substitutes, you can close your eyes and imagine them with best details, but it won’t even be perfect reality, only impaired, and after such session you will only feel worse than before. You can play with lucid dreams, virtual realities or other bullshit, but it won’t even be real interaction with them, they don’t exist, they don’t feel anything. Even if you meet them in your dream it will be just a short circuit in your brain, not a being you desired all your life. You can even believe that in such dream your pony loves you and you’re the most important thing, but the truth is that pony never felt anything towards you, she does not even know about your existence. Remember – there’s no method that could do something about it, everything that focus on your brain will always be incomplete and you will always be aware that it’s a lie, a void. If one day some biologist manage to create a real artificial pony, which most likely won’t happen during your lifetime. Ponies of some band of autistic suckers are far far behind other problems like hunger in the world – but even considering that creation of artificial ponies awaits us in the future it will be only a toy for scientists so they can play god and not a real pony. It could look like your Twilight, Rarity or Fluttershy, it could even think, have nice voice, smell nice, but it will never have all the necessary traits implemented, way of thinking, attitude towards life – and most importantly, they will never give such pony a soul, it will never be your Rarity, Fluttershy or Twiligh, barely an update of regular doll.

035d4d  No.321470

>he doesn't have a portal to Equestria

LMAOing @ ur life


5268c6  No.321472

tldr nerd


5268c6  No.321473

>>321469

also you meant "and she will never then kiss me". the way you have it she says this and then never kisses you regardless in the scenario


6f8ed5  No.321477

>>321469

>“I've always wanted this the same as you”

should be: "I've always wanted this as much as you"

>>321473

>"and she will never then kiss me"

I'm pretty sure that positioning of "then" is syntactically incorrect.

And I'm positive that "she will never say "I've always wanted this as much as you", and she will never kiss me" (you can optionally add "afterwards" at the end) is the way to describe it as intended.


b8d0fa  No.321479

>everything that focus on your brain will always be incomplete and you will always be aware that it’s a lie, a void.

Yes, and?

Deluding oneself is one thing but 100% believing your delusion is straight up kooky land. To know you're sane is the ability question it. If the benefits of believing your own lie outweighs everything else, what stopping you from taking that solace? Why deny yourself from it?

And stop lamenting about they don't real. They will never be real in this world. The quicker you accept this fact, more time you can spend together with your waifu, in whatever medium you imagine them.


3ae8a4  No.321480

>>321473

>>321477

noted, I will post corrected version next year


b48d34  No.321481

>>321480

This thread will probably still be in catalog at that time.


3ae8a4  No.321482

>>321481

nod really, unless people keep replying


5b6a1a  No.321483

>>321482

Trust me, they'll keep replying


bb60e9  No.321485

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>>321483

and they don't stop replying,

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3ae8a4  No.321486

>>321483

okay, if they keep replying for next 6 months I'll believe you


5e7c15  No.321487

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>>321479

>To know you're sane


5268c6  No.321509

>>321477

>I'm pretty sure that positioning of "then" is syntactically incorrect.

You're mistaken, its positioning is grammatically correct and indicates that the kissing immediately follows her speaking


5268c6  No.321510

>>321509

To clarify, in my version the scenario is being negated, while in the original 'never' is part of the scenario


5268c6  No.321511

>>321510

in "and she will never then kiss me" 'she will then kiss me' = scenario, 'never' = negation




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