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>This board now belongs to Katy Perry and merely exists to discuss her and her alone
>Forget who you worshipped before, you worship Katy now, she will be your sole goddess for infinity
>You must sacrifice at least one load of semen towards Katy every day from this point on to ensure maximum luck
Thank you, and may Katy bless us all.