>>507My plan is to win the lottery. I don't know how that's going to happen, since I don't buy lottery tickets, but that's the plan. I don't see any other way out from under my student debt.
Speaking of which, I assume you know that the keys to not regretting getting a college education are:
1) Get a degree in a useful field. That basically means engineering or something else that's going to get you a good job guaranteed right after graduation.
2) Do not take out loans. Whore out your asshole before taking loans.